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Two years in a row, well done.

Yes, thank you.

Alert the media.

Oh wait, that's us.

And now we've arrived at the gold
keyboard.

For the story or series that constitutes
outstanding enterprise or investigative

reporting, our first nominee from the New
York Vanguard is Andy Sachs.

For Hearts of the City, stories like his
own.

Our second nominee from the Gotham
Sentinel is George Ali for The Subway

Case.

From the Borough Report, Yvonne Simpson
for The Cost of Medical Care Is

Terminated.

From the New York Metro Constitution,
Dale Goldbaum for Fighting Fire With Fire.

It's everybody.

And the winner is Andy Sachs.

Oh, thank you for this award.

Sorry, I know I look shocked sad instead
of shocked happy.

And that's because I just...

I and that whole table full of talented,
award-winning professionals from my paper,

The Vanguard, just got fired.

By text.

We understand journalism is changing,
but it's still devastating when something

like this happens to you.

Turns out, our parent company is taking a
$500 million write-down, so we're...

technical term, toast.

I can't believe they just fired everyone.

At least that's a good picture of you.

I just feel so terrible for everyone at
the paper.

John's wife's about to have their second
baby.

Allison just bought a house.

Also, it's so unfair.

The CEO of the company that owns the paper
just took home $11 million last year.

Make that make sense.

I can't.

But you are going to be okay.

I don't know, Lo.

Everyone I know's gone through this.

Layoffs, downsizing, consolidation.

That's just brutal.

Anyway, I know that I'm lucky.

I know that a lot of people have it worse
than me.

Most people have it worse than me.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

It is so unfair.

You've worked your ass off for a whole two
decades, all across the country and the

world, and you never took the easy
paycheck.

You never slept with a colleague.

I mean, one.

Two.

Anyway, the point is, is that I never
slept with anyone who could promote me.

Just the hot, powerless ones.

Are you sure you don't want to come and
work for me at the gallery?

I need someone who can write decent copy.

And you need a job.

So sweet.

No thank you.

Not yet.

So what do I tell her?

Okay.

All right.

Hold on.

You're sure the story's not going to break
tonight?

Pierre says we have a day or two.

Well, that's something.

Don't tell her until tomorrow,
then.

No point in spoiling the evening.

Beautiful.

I just wanted to tell you that the story
broke online.

And the business of fashion has already
run it.

How bad is it?

A disaster.

It's gone completely viral.

You want to take a look?

Nigel, can I see that?

Do I have my glasses on?

Anyway, you're being blamed for absolutely
everything.

Oh, God.

I'm just going to slip.

Yeah.

And the timing couldn't be worse.

I know.

Chin up.

Let's go take the music.

It's this appalling company called
Speedfash.

They lied to us about their working
conditions.

They tricked our reporter.

And so now we are accused of being
complicit in promoting this perfectly

horrible company.

The lengths that some people go to to turn
a profit.

So now we're the villains du jour.

Served up red by being hot.

Well, good for you, I say.

Villains are always the most interesting.

Oh, God, Irv.

Ah, that is my cue to take the dog out for
a walk.

Let's get this done.

Hello, Irv.

What the hell, Miranda?

Dad, check this out.

We are getting killed online.

I am getting angry emails from ad buyers.

Tiffany, Fendi, Bouldering.

Well, I...

Who's going to pay for your price book?

I've already been on the phone to
advertisers.

I'm meeting with them in the morning.

And I'm going to have a very direct
conversation with Ash.

Don't.

I'll fix it.

This is abysmal timing.

I'm pondering this huge move for you,
and this happens.

Dad, this is bad.

Even the journal is thrashing runway.

And all of Elias Clarke is getting blamed.

Our monkeys, our circus.

I know.

How are we going to claw back any shred of
credibility?

Check this out.

Because some things don't matter more than
money.

Journalism still matters.

Yo.

I thought she was smarter than this.

At this point, it's like you're not
relevant.

She's a relic.

Is this the finale of Yellowstone?

No, Holly.

Hello?

Andy Sachs?

Yes.

Oh, rabbits.

Quite a speech you made today.

Oh, hi.

Looks like you need a job.

I can't even believe I'm thinking about
going back to work at that magazine.

How's the salary?

Twice what I made at the Vanguard.

And Irv promised that I would have a real
budget to tell stories and hire real

writers like you guys.

So, I don't know.

Hey, no one here is judging you.

I am currently editing a memoir by one of
Paris Hilton's chihuahuas, a sassy

applehead named Chetan.

Just to back up, you can hire us.

Your complete abandonment of your
principles means a lot.

Cheers to that.

You know what you could do?

If you took the job.

You could write a book.

The definitive Miranda Priestly expose.

No, I couldn't do that.

An insider's book about Miranda could be
huge.

I'm going to text my boss.

No, no, no, no.

I'm just kidding.

Who do you dare?

50k for it.

No, no, really don't do that.

No, no, no, guys, I would never get hired
again by anyone.

Yeah, she has a point.

Some whiny girl complaining about her
boss?

Okay, he said a well-written proposal,
and we all know you do write well,

could get you something like 100k.

No.

No, I'm sorry.

No, I'm just not that person.

I'm not.

Maybe I can make something of this job.

Runway does have a history of publishing
great writing.

No, I'm going to walk in there tomorrow
with a big smile on my face, and I'm going

to make something of this job.

Okay?

Don't worry, I fixed it.

Be ready at nine, Irv.

And you know who demanded we be crosstown
at 9.15, so how do we do both?

We don't have time for this.

What does he mean, I fixed it?

I have no idea.

Your 9am is here.

Nigel?

What, TJ Maxx dragged her?

Hello, Sach.

Hello.

Thank you so much for this opportunity.

I've got to admit, I was really surprised
when Irv called.

I mean, a lot of time has gone by,
but I'm just...

I'm so happy for the chance to...

Sorry, who is this?

Do you know her?

Do I know her?

You might remember Andy.

She was one of the Emilys.

One of what?

The Emily from...

From Andy Sachs.

The smart fat girl?

I was one of your assistants eons ago.

Maybe Irv didn't fill you in.

And Irv sent you here to...

To... run the features department.

Be the features editor.

He hired me last night.

He didn't tell you?

Um...

So, he said that, um...

That we need to... I mean, Runway needs to
take control of the narrative of the

Speedpatch story.

And restore credibility.

And he thought someone with my expertise
would be a good idea.

But I thought that for sure you had
approved.

And we're excited.

And that's why I came in here all like,
oh...

Amari?

Yes?

Get Ashley on the phone, please.

Hi, good morning Miranda.

Yes, Ashley.

Flag on the play.

We don't need you this morning.

Or ever.

So, pack up your things.

And HR will be able to see you shortly.

Happy?

You just cost Cornell's summa cum laude
her job.

First in her family to go to college,
I believe.

Anyway, come along.

Come along.

You should get that looked at.

The injury or condition or whatever that
causes you to trudge.

So, I was thinking that when we get back
to the offices, we could sit down and go

through some of your priorities.

I could share some of my insights into the
editorial direction of the magazine.

First, though, we need to appease an
important advertiser.

Is that what we're going?

Yes.

They're furious about speed fashion.

God knows what they're going to extract
from me.

Free ad space?

Targeted editorial?

Cornia.

Luckily, though, I'm not worried.

Because I have you flown in from on high
to help redirect this century-old

institution with the benefit of your
infinite wisdom and what?

Oh, expertise.

Dior constitutes 16% of our design spend.

And our leading sponsors of all our
special events, which ain't cheap.

Okay, so fix this.

We've got this.

Who do we have to talk to?

Am I having a hallucination?

Emily, hi.

You also know her?

Well, we were at Runway at the same time,
Miranda.

Really?

When was I?

Right.

Um, shall we?

Miss Charlton, you're glowing.

It seems retail still suits you.

Nigel, hanging in there by your
fingernails?

Remember when magazines were a thing?

All right, come on in, everybody.

Take a seat.

Lots to discuss.

Um, where would you like to start?

Okay, so, um, I am the new Petrie's editor
at Runway.

No, you're not.

Are you serious?

Wow.

Wonders never cease.

No, I'm actually a journalist now.

I've been published in... doesn't matter.

Anyway, we are all well aware that running
that story was a mistake and are taking

immediate steps.

I cannot actually get over this.

It's really remarkable.

A senior editor at Runway.

You.

We're all so thrilled.

You know what's funny is you've changed.

You have.

You're much more confident.

Kept those eyebrows though, didn't you?

Um, right, Miranda, Orf, how are you?

I mean, what a shambles.

I've had to unruffle so many feathers.

Because as you know, our association with
Runway and with you is predicated on your

sterling reputation.

Momentary lapse.

And we're doing everything we can to make
it right with you.

Good, because I was quite shocked reading
it.

Though I'm sure, as you can appreciate,
it's also important that we have editorial

freedom.

We have to maintain our journalistic
integrity.

Integrity, I see.

La-di-da, Andy.

Very high-minded of you.

Well, please help yourself to standards
galore.

But if there are no advertisers,
there's no Runway.

No us, no you.

And we understand that completely.

Oh, good.

I think as a consequence of your lapse in
judgment, there's just a few things we'd

quite like just to smooth it all over.

We are thinking at least three pages of
advertising credit and a feature on the

opening of our new flagship.

Six pages.

Three.

No, five.

I'm sorry, are we at a fish market,
Nigel?

It's five, with brand mentions in all
captions.

Miranda?

Absolutely.

We'll get right on that immediately.

Great.

I'm confused.

You just let them tell you what to do?

Because if I'm here to restore your
credibility...

Did you not hear her?

No them, no us.

We need our advertisers, Andrea.

The September issue is already so thin,
you can floss with it.

Advertisers are important.

I know that I'm not brand new,
but...

Let's be clear.

You did not earn this job.

I did not hire you.

You are a CEO's latest whim.

And all I need to do is to bide my time
until you fail.

And you will.

Fail.

Why don't you take the train, dear?

What?

They're just eyebrows.

Hi.

Hi.

We weren't properly introduced yesterday.

I'm Andy Sachs.

Charlie.

I'm the second assistant.

Hi, Charlie.

Hey.

Everybody just calls me Charlie with a
chair, if you want.

Because Amari won't let me leave my desk.

Oh, no, it's okay.

A million girls would kill for this job.

Heard that.

Is Miranda... There you are.

There you are.

I am on time.

So, you're the kind of person who thinks
on time is on time.

Okay, got it.

All right, come on.

I'll show you to your office.

Amari, I need to pee.

Please, I had a venti.

Oh.

Was it worth it?

No.

Actually, I should probably talk to
Miranda first.

Oh.

I'll take you to your office.

Good luck, Charlie.

Thanks.

So, I used to have your job.

I heard.

Such a remarkable fact.

Yeah, back in 2006.

Had to go to Paris Fashion Week.

Bought a bunch of pieces from the Chanel
collection that year.

Oh, wait, the one with the pageboy hats?

And the thigh-high boots.

Oh, love.

Do you still have a little bit?

No, I gave it away.

What?

Would have been a bit much for a newsroom.

This is you.

Oh, okay.

And this was Ashley's office?

No, Miranda wanted you to have this one
for some reason.

For some reason, right.

Okay.

Who gives away Chanel?

I stole these for you.

All from this season.

What?

Lie about where you got them.

There's more where that came from,
but you can't be greedy.

Cafeteria?

Great.

All the time.

Come on.

I don't mind that place, huh?

Is it...

Margiela?

Directed in Provo.

Eleven bucks.

I'd like a thing or two last time I was
here, babe.

Not bad.

Ah, fate.

A winding road that brings us back to me.

Watching you, little goo, into a bowl.

It's so good to see you, Nigel.

Martha is very lucky you're still at the
magazine.

What magazine?

You must know that runway stopped being a
magazine many years ago.

I mean, we still have a book, but
practically nobody buys it.

No.

We are digital, we are downloadable,
we are streamable, we're in the ether.

And the budgets?

I used to get four weeks in Africa with
Avalon to do a glossy spread, and now I'm

lucky if I get two days at Milk Studios to
shoot content that people scroll past

whilst they...

Okay.

So.

Yep.

Is it just me, or has Miranda been extra
spicy?

You see her outside of Dior, I thought her
head was going to spin completely around.

She's on edge because Irv is about to
promote her to global head of content.

No, wait, that's a huge job.

But the problem is, a speed flash and
debacle might derail the whole thing.

What you're saying is, she needs me.

Oh, you're serious.

Sorry.

Are you Andy?

Yes.

Hi, I'm Jin Chow, I hear you're a new
assistant.

Oh, I was wondering about that.

Nice to meet you.

I was an intern this morning, but when a
desk opens up, the interns get a chance to

interview.

And guess what?

Nobody wanted to work in your department
because it's not actual fashion.

So I just, like, got it.

Isn't that cool?

Very.

You don't want me?

No, I didn't say that.

If you don't want me, you can interview
someone else, that's totally fine.

I don't...

I did go to Yale, 3.86 GPA, lead soprano,
with the whiffing poofs, and my ACT score

was 36 on the very first try, but...

No, you seem great, I'm happy to have you.

Great, okay, great, okay.

Um, so listen, I'm going to be working
late tonight, so I'm just going to need a

couple things.

First...

Is Miranda hanging up her own coat?

Oh yeah, I heard there were some HR
complaints.

Apparently she used it just to throw her
coat at people.

Maybe some things have changed.

Anyway, yes, working late tonight.

You're not still waiting for the book,
are you?

Oh yeah, she likes hard copies.

Still...

Um, can I give you something to bring over
to her?

Of course, I'll have it over.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, when you go to her house, no matter
what anyone tells you, don't go up the

stairs.

Never.

Who'd be stupid enough to do that?

No one.

Vanessa Friedman in the Times says that
Andy's story is a bracing mea culpa.

Yeah, but anyone besides culture writers
actually click on the story.

Not really, but optics-wise, saved our
bacon, right?

We'll see.

Jury's still out.

Nigel in?

No, just not in.

I read your piece.

I read your piece, it was really good.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that was a cool profile.

Oh yeah, the Barnes piece.

Obviously it was from before their split.

Yeah.

I love Sasha Barnes.

I know.

I've tried to get an interview with her
like a million times, but I've always

struck out.

Oh, you're not the only one.

Really?

Miranda would kill.

Now that their divorce has made Sasha one
of the richest women in the world.

Interesting.

I feel like I could write a book about
just his before and after.

You know what I mean?

Like the original Benji Barnes is like
that slope-shouldered nerd who's like

never seen the inside of a weight room.

Lately, there was a picture of him the
other day.

A few steroids, a smidge of Sculptra,
some a Zembeg, and voila!

He's a modern miracle.

It's a modern miracle.

Kind of love a glow-up.

It's compelling.

Oh, hey.

Oh, hi.

We took some vintage nouglares in
Westwoods and we shot them downtown in the

Washington Muse.

And you were there when these images were
taken?

Yes, I was.

So the intention was dull and listless.

I wouldn't say that was the goal.

When the models were encouraged to mill
around like starving goats in the parking

lot of a methadone clinic in New Jersey.

Well, what am I not allowed to say?

Methadone, New Jersey.

Anyway.

This was our first time using this
photographer, so we can do a reshoot.

Just, you know, fix it.

So, who else?

Marta, what do you have cooking?

We're seeing a lot of gorecore for this
year's resort.

So I was thinking of doing an interactive
piece on the app.

Where you choose a national park and then
you choose a hiking shoe.

And a bum bag.

A bum bag.

May my suicide be brief and painless.

No, no.

What?

What do you mean no, no?

I'm talking about killing other people.

Yet?

Okay, fine.

Uh, who else?

Lana, what do you have?

The re-report of the speedfast story went
over well.

Media critics responded to our candor and
to us taking responsibility.

Right.

But did anyone read the piece?

I don't know.

Nigel, how are the metrics on that one?

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

See, you are here to write and edit
features that people read.

And when that happens, yes, you may
interrupt the meeting.

But until then...

Mm-mm.

Let's talk about rodeo bow ties.

This one's cute.

That was kind of rough.

I mean, it just steered us through a
crisis.

Is it so hard to acknowledge that?

Oh, yes.

The girl likes validation.

Did your parents hang all of your finger
paintings up on the bridge?

No, it's not that.

I don't need a pat on the head.

I just know what she wants.

All right, I need constructive feedback.

Oh, feedback.

And a lollipop?

Or just feedback?

Did you need this job?

Did you take the job?

So figure out a way to do this job.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.

What is this?

Oh, that's far too pink, Ken.

And we are subtle.

We're not Valentino, you know what I mean?

Is this the sample I sent you?

Tulip Whisper?

That's the one.

No, I don't know.

I don't know about that.

Wow.

Oh, there she is.

Is this all you?

It is.

It's impressive.

You are very busy.

Thank you for your time.

The thinking is that we will cover the new
flagship and your role in putting it

together.

Is that Miranda's idea?

It was mine.

Fine.

If that's what you think is best,
then that's fine.

Okay, great.

Why don't you give me a tour?

Okay, will do.

Ken, it is not a whisper.

It's a cry for help.

This, of course, is a tribute to the Grand
Staircase at the original Dior Atelier on

Avenue Montaigne.

This is incredible.

I know.

And the cost?

I'm not at liberty to discuss that,
Andy, but it is whopping.

What?

What is that sickening look?

It's just... it's nice to see you all
grown up.

Oh, so gooey.

You've always been.

You used to make that face.

Because you were always so irritating.

Yeah, you were a barrel of fun.

Oh, hey, hey, hey.

Listen.

Wow, it's nice to see you again.

Catch me up.

Who are you now?

No.

Like, not for this.

Just... human to human.

Fine.

I am divorced from a pathological
narcissist, thank God.

But I've got two beautiful children.

One of Rourke, one of Collegiate,
one of Chapin.

Good for you.

They're gorgeous, right?

Yeah.

You?

I left New York for 15 years.

Just lived everywhere, chasing stories.

And I'm not married, never found the right
person.

And my kids are at a doctor's office on
85th.

They're pros and ex's right now,
but I like to think of them as my little

ones.

Chapin, Lannister.

Okay, why did you leave Runway?

I'm sorry, is this an expose?

No, it's just a question.

It's not really relevant.

Well, I mean, you worshipped that place.

And Miranda, so...

Why'd you leave?

Why are you even asking me why?

I mean, I have a perv around this place.

Luxury retail is the only sector of the
fashion business that still makes money.

That's it.

Retail.

Everything else, forget it.

So yes, happy to be here, frankly.

Because do you know that 20 years ago,
a hundred dollar handbag was considered a

smurge?

Brands like us, we changed all that.

Used logos and branding because everyone
understands, everyone gets it,

that your bag, your scarf, your perfume,
your umbrella...

Write this down.

It tells the world who you are,
what you care about.

And now, there's housewives in Banff who
wouldn't dream of going out without one of

our $3,000 totes.

And that's a good thing.

I don't know, is it a bad thing to bring
beauty and design to everyone?

Everyone who has $3,000.

Have you heard of Christmas?

Anyway, don't you worry about me and my
career, worry about yourself.

Haven't seen any of your stories get any
traction.

Nothing moving the needle there.

What does Miranda say about it?

Is she being tough on you?

It's normal Miranda stuff.

Yes, sir.

Yes, I am looking at the numbers as you
speak.

Take care of it.

Okay.

That sounded like a warm bath.

It's as if he forgets he hired her.

His hire, my problem.

Did she say anything at all about the
global editorial journal?

No.

He's gone mum about all that.

I've spent my career trying to figure out
what people need to know.

Now I need to figure out what people want
to click on.

It's just, maybe you just have to figure
out how to do those things at the same

time.

You know, like the smart stuff and the fun
stuff.

Oh my...

Hi there.

Hi.

Would you like a...

No, not going to.

Sit.

Irv called, frustrated.

Your pieces are not breaking through.

No, but I do have to say that I think that
some of these pieces are worth while.

Worth whose while?

I mean, that you want to turn new readers
on to run with is great.

But maybe you don't want to turn off the
ones we already have?

Yeah, I didn't want to.

But we do have some important work coming
up.

Um, I...

I'm doing Sasha Barnes' profile.

You really have an interview set?

Uh, close.

I'm just locking in the details,
but I have an in.

Sasha Barnes hasn't done press in three
years.

Bit of a holy grail, interview-wise.

That's what makes it so exciting.

So what's your in?

Um, I don't have one.

Here we go.

No, it's... God, this house is just wow.

Even back then, they were just so insanely
rich.

And just so I'm clear, you have no way to
get to Sasha, but you told Miranda that

you do?

Correct.

That's just standing a little close to the
fire, no?

I am the fire.

Don't say that to people.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know this piece.

This is a Cecily Brown.

It sold for over 600k back in 2009.

Okay, uh, do you know who sold it to them?

Yeah, probably my friend Paula.

She's Cecily's biggest dealer.

Can she get me Sasha's number?

Maybe.

Let me call Paula.

Can you go faster?

You gotta chill.

I know, I'm okay.

Paula said you might be able to get me a
number for Sasha Barnes.

Uh-huh.

You can't?

Dog trainer?

I'll take it.

I just want to ask her some questions.

Yes, no, I promise I won't get back to
you.

Thank you.

Sasha, hi, Eddie Sachs from Runway again.

Would love to talk when you have a Sach,
so call me anytime.

Anytime.

I'm always clutching my phone.

Thank you.

Sorry, I am so focused on getting this
story.

No worries.

I've left Sasha 18 messages and I've
reached out to everyone she knows.

Eddie's ever met.

Love letter for you.

All right, where is this lunch place?

Right here.

Really?

What?

Star on Zillow.

Isn't she gorge?

Anyway, even if I loved it, I can't afford
that.

Sure you can.

You're making double your own salary.

For how long?

Come on, let's just go take a sneak peek
at a model unit, okay?

I just want you to have the apartment you
deserve.

I mean, you gotta admit.

Yeah, it's not bad.

I bet you wouldn't have to bang on the
faucet to get running water.

The bar is so low.

I'm gonna go check out the bedroom.

Hi.

Hey.

This apartment.

It's pretty nice, huh?

I think you'll like this kind of thing.

Renovated properties.

Everything that's wrong with our society.

Right, right, totally, yeah.

No, no, no, don't get me wrong.

I mean, I don't... I do love new places.

It just kind of breaks my heart when you
find a historic building and then they do,

you know...

Well, it's heartbreaking.

And the other thing is, you know,
I did this.

This is me.

This is my building.

It's fine, it's fine.

No, okay.

Hi.

Hello.

I'm a jerk.

I'm Peter.

Andy.

Nice to meet you.

I don't want you to think that I'm like a
greedy developer, because I'm not.

I'm a contractor.

So, I just found the building and I
cobbled together a bunch of rich old

people who are, you know, awful,
disgusting, heartbreaking people.

And they bought it.

And I got to work on it.

And, you know, they gave me a little slice
of that.

Also, the city was going to knock it down.

It was in bad shape.

No.

No, it was.

It was in bad shape.

Oh, no, you saved the building.

They have rats here.

Well, hero's your word.

I don't want to play into that narrative.

But there were rats here that were
basically men.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Um...

Here you go.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

Sorry.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Lily, this is...

Peter Wolbertson.

Peter.

Yeah.

Peter.

And I gotta...

Yeah.

I gotta go.

Mm-hmm.

I'm so sorry I insulted your building.

Good luck.

Bye.

Bye.

Huh.

Huh.

You two were having a moment.

Exactly.

What's your story?

My story?

Single?

Yeah.

Why?

Uh, well...

Divorced?

Yes.

Kids?

No.

Do you have a card?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Day guy?

I'll be checking your socials.

Okay.

Uh...

Where is she?

Why?

Charlene's here.

Where is she?

Okay, I'll look.

Um...

We're thinking about Victorian and
Edwardian dress.

And the incredible undergarments and how
they exaggerate and enhance a woman's

figure.

You hate the bow.

I don't like the bow.

Michael, I told you she'd hate the bow.

I got the holy grail.

Didn't intend to live a public life.

I got my PhD, taught anthropology while
Benji was tinkering with code.

I had no idea that would, you know,
put me on a rocket ship into this hall

with mirrors.

To mix a couple of metaphors.

But here I am, this estate, this art
collection, and my goal is, well...

Actually, my obligation is to eventually
give everything I have away.

Well, we're very grateful you chose to sit
down with us.

Lately, I've noticed what you've been
doing with your articles is more gravitas

and an actual point of view.

You know, you haven't asked me a single
thing about Benji.

Either the original or the 2.0 version.

Why should you be defined by that
marriage?

He isn't.

You're right.

I'm not.

Nor will I be defined by my second.

I'm engaged.

I met someone who has his own life and
doesn't give a shit about all this fanfare

around me.

Engagement?

I did not have any idea.

Well, no one does.

You're the first.

I mean, I'm not sure why people care,
but they seem to.

Yeah.

You know, go ahead and break the story.

It's my little gift to you.

This is huge.

A fabulous bit of gossip that we are
breaking about an iconic but elusive

woman.

Photos are gorgeous.

Your article is great.

My styling is genius.

This is what runway does best.

What if Miranda doesn't like it?

Don't be negative.

Yeah, why would I be negative?

Stop it.

That.

Brilliant.

Right?

Yep.

So, let's just run it as our main piece,
push it out to the subscribers and pin it

on top of the socials as well.

That's great.

You came back.

I came back.

Good.

Any apartments still available?

I think there's like 15 or 20.

How many do you want?

Let's start with one.

I think it's good.

But I also have the 11 other stories that
I had to post today about coconut water

and private jokes between you and your
lover and enzyme peels.

Enzyme peels.

What is that?

What is an enzyme peel?

It peels the skin off your face.

Wow.

Maybe I should.

I've said that all my old skin.

No, that's completely out.

I'm done.

You're over.

But you still get to do real jokes.

And please, tell me that you do.

You know what was amazing?

The series you did on the Federal Reserve
when you were the Vanguard.

You read a four-piece series about the
inner workings of the Federal Reserve

without knowing if you were ever going to
see me again?

I did.

And that's weird that I did that.

Now, hearing you say it, that is weird.

I shouldn't have told you that.

It's nice.

It's really nice.

I've been in long-term relationships with
guys who've never read anything of mine,

so it's very nice.

That's appalling.

I know it's crazy, but... that's... I
can't help it.

Part of me does hope that this is a stint
at Runway and that it's a stepping stone

that I get to go back and do real
journalism and, you know, work for a paper

or a serious-minded magazine or write a
book.

A book?

Think you've got a book in you?

I actually have an offer for a book.

That's awesome.

My friend wants me to write a book about
someone famous.

Oh.

Okay?

But she wants the trashy tabloid version.

But I would want to make it good.

I guess I could make it good.

You made the Federal Reserve sexy.

I'm sure you'd be fine with a celebrity
person.

And then you'd be on a date with an
author.

Because that's what this is.

This is... I mean, this is a day.

Does talking about it make it less of a
date?

Talking about it makes it more of a date.

More of a date than we previously were.

I like being on more of a date.

Tully, I'm not interested in doing the
tabloid version.

It would have to be elevated and rigorous.

Would that be something your editor would
be interested in?

Wait, are you kidding me?

No, he docked.

Okay.

All right.

Um...

Okay, I'm going to send over a few pages
and a proposal and...

Andy, are you for real on this?

Because, like, this would really help me
at the company.

You better not be messing with me on this,
all right?

Because... Oh, my God!

I'm so excited!

What are we going to wear to the book
party?

Okay, okay.

Just, you know, please keep this between
us, okay?

Thank you.

Bye.

Hi.

So, I got a text that Marminda wants to
see me this Saturday.

Mm-hmm.

At her house in the Hamptons?

Yes.

She's having people there for the weekend.

Wait, I'm people?

What?

Perhaps I never requested you.

Hello?

Are herbs going to be there?

Charlie, what did we say about laughing?

Stella!

Hi.

How many looks are there?

Just three.

Good Lord, what?

I don't own anything for the Hamptons.

If I don't Hampton, I've never Hamptoned.

Calm down.

I once put together a whole suite of
summer looks for RBG, and she slayed.

Okay, so, a weekend in the Hamptons.

I mean, does this mean I'm in?

No.

When can I relax?

Um, I'd say often.

I am not equipped for this.

Here's what you need.

Fendi, we need that.

The Brunella Cuccinelli pants,
love those.

And, oh, yes.

Gabriella Hearst, gorgeous, gorgeous,
gorgeous.

And custom Kelly.

What about this?

No.

This is quiet luxury.

Luxury that is so quiet you need an ear
trumpet.

Okay, you definitely need an embroidered
two-piece totem set, but not the

terracotta because you're so pale.

Let's go with the ivory.

Now, remember, all this, just alone.

Got it?

I need every single bit back by Monday.

Got it.

No, that is not quiet.

That is like a screaming guitar solo.

Sorry.

That is so pretty.

Yes, it is, but it's inappropriate for
this occasion.

Sorry.

Not a stain.

Not even a hint of a stain.

Nothing.

I mean nothing.

Please, I'm not a kid anymore.

Oh, God, I can't.

She was the best for you.

Map text as soon as we get them,
okay, Jen?

Hi.

Andy Sachs?

Good.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Hello, you must be Andy.

Hi, you're Stuart Simmons.

I am, let me take that.

Very nice to meet you.

And you.

I'm a big fan of your quartet.

Really?

Since yesterday when I found out I'd be
meeting you and I listened to you on

Spotify.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm not, it was wonderful.

You are very kind, and that is a terrific
dress.

Oh, thank you.

I want you to meet two of my favorite
people.

Celica and John.

I saw your symphony.

Yes.

At Carnegie Hall.

It was extraordinary.

Travis Wisher.

Oh, hi.

She's lovely.

I know, I saw the pieces.

Thank you very much.

Hi, I'm Carl.

Andy Towns.

Yes, yes.

Hello.

How are you doing?

It was a great series.

Oh, appreciate it.

It was a thrill to be a New Yorker.

Jenna Bush Hager.

Hi, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

It was quite an interview.

Highest engagement of any runway story in
eight years.

Tomi Adeyemi and Ronny Chieng.

You should know Tina Brown.

Tina, this is Andy's son.

Your piece.

Incredible.

Viral.

I'm getting alerts every ten seconds.

We have enough roses.

Thank you.

Excuse me for one second.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

Thank you so much for inviting me.

It's such a wonderful crowd.

I just talked to Irv.

You know that big party Elias Clark's
throwing for his 75th?

That's where he's going to make the
announcement about my new role.

I'm going to be global head of content
across all Elias Clark publications.

Wow, that is... wow.

You know, he's been holding it over my
head for so long.

I don't know why I'm telling you this.

But I thought it would never happen.

Congratulations.

You deserve it.

And he's talking about giving the futures
department a bigger budget.

No.

Yes.

Really?

Which means, maybe, we'll have to look for
a more respectable office for you.

Well, that would be great.

Mm-hmm.

I always knew that you would end up doing
something great.

I forgot I existed.

Right, well, before that, I knew.

You know, so you know, Nigel picked us
out, so it's a lot.

I like a lot.

You do?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm just gonna come out.

Yeah, just come out.

It's a lot.

Well, I mean, if this is what you call a
lot, I like it a lot.

Mm-hmm.

Like, a lot.

Thank you.

Like, I don't think we should go to this
thing at all.

She's got so much on her mind.

She tried to eat a hot dog, projectile
vomit.

Chupa Chups.

Chupa Chups, Dave.

Chupa Chups.

I don't think we need to know why.

Okay.

Okay, this is a pretty cool work party.

I like this sort of thing.

Everything that's wrong with society.

Okay, stop.

Now, is that Hugh Jackman?

That is Hugh Jackman.

I should also say hi, shouldn't I?

I mean, I shouldn't.

Do you know him?

Well, no, but if Australians say hi to
each other overseas, you know,

it becomes a whole thing.

So I'll just say, how's my g'day?

G'day.

G'day.

Okay.

All right.

It's basically simple science,
you know.

At a certain point, we're just not going
to need our necks.

Oh, stop.

That is so crazy.

It's true.

It's a new tracheotechnology.

It's trachea elimination.

I like my neck.

It's useful.

You can throw out your tie collection.

That's for sure.

Can you believe it?

Elliot's dating?

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

Benji Barnes, no less.

Look at him.

Utterly smitten.

Just torso, no neck.

That's going to be us in space.

She is every girl who never talked to him
in high school.

No, just really stick them out.

Let's do a nice beard.

You know, all the girls.

Let's go say happy birthday to her.

What fun.

Hello.

Sorry, sorry.

God, these parties were so much better
when I was drinking.

Not for me.

Here's a birthday boy.

Thank you so much.

One more.

Thank you, darling.

You're a happy man.

Totally.

Totally.

Happy birthday.

Thank you so very much.

So, Herb is about to announce Miranda's
new position.

Right now?

Mm-hmm.

At the end of the speech.

Here you are.

Thank you very much.

Cheers.

Cheers.

You know what I gotta say?

I'm impressed the way you got past what
happened between you and her.

What do you mean?

In Paris.

When she did the job, you wanted to jerk
leave.

Oh, 20 years ago.

She's done versions of that to me a
million times since then.

But here I am, by her side.

Or to the side.

You know, a few steps behind.

And you'd rather be out front?

Maybe you should tell her what you want.

Like you do.

Like everyone else does.

Benji, I want you to meet some of the
people I worked with at Runway a gazillion

years ago.

This is Nigel Kipping.

Nigel.

Pleasure.

And that's Andy's... something or other.

Oh, Andy.

Sach.

Andy.

Hi.

Hi.

That dress.

Oh, wow.

No, I really hate wow.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry.

Very nice.

Not couture.

Not custom.

But it is nice.

Say, are you the gal who wrote that piece
at Runway about my gal, Emily?

Yes, I am.

Oh, my God.

I gotta thank you.

Really?

That was so intriguing to me.

The writing?

Photos.

The photos were so good.

Right?

Yes.

A day like today really puts things in
perspective.

How fast time moves.

How we gotta focus on what's important.

And priorities.

My father loved Runway, you know.

Yes, he did.

So did your grandfather.

Yeah.

He hired me, you know.

And when he passed everything over to Irv.

Yeah.

We were the same age.

We worked so closely.

Yeah, right.

Now it's me and you.

And I look forward to carrying that
football into the end zone together.

The end zone.

So beautifully put.

Isn't this awful?

I can't believe this is happening.

It's terribly sad.

Yes, it is very sad.

Somehow Dolce addressed everyone here.

This entire funeral is their full 26.

I mean, they must have driven to
everyone's houses, flinging out freebies

no doubt.

Bloody Domenico.

So sly.

He'll do anything to get back at me since
I put Kendall in the finale of 24.

Isn't she the greatest?

She's been chomping at the bit for
vengeance.

Yeah.

Over Kendall.

Can't believe there's someone named
Kendall.

What's Jake gonna do?

Do you know?

Do we have any idea what he's gonna do
with Runway?

No, no, I've no idea.

But I mean, you see the man.

He's not exactly a fashion icon.

He's dressed head to toe in performance
synthetics.

They're all matching him in a book like A
Christmas Tree in March.

We're gonna be okay, right?

Runway's still valuable, right?

I mean, even without her, they know that,
right?

Sorry.

So aggressively rhetorical.

You know, I have no idea.

We're just going to have to soldier on.

Runway Italy helped establish Milan as one
of fashion's most important bases of

operation.

Which is why we can own this.

The Brera Academy.

We're going to have a custom runway that
will be for fashion as well as musical

acts.

The whole evening is going to kick off
with one of Miranda's trademark speeches.

This one will be about the intermingling
of runway and Italian couture.

I'm almost finished with the speech,
by the way.

It will be in your inbox by the end of the
week.

Yes, Marta?

Yeah, this thing with Irv dying and all
that.

When do we find out if things are changing
around here?

Yeah, what's Jay's plan for the magazine?

Is he taking over?

I mean, does he even like fashion?

I mean, he wears Drakkar and noir.

I'd like to talk about the looks that
we're going to feature in the Brera

Academy show.

Some of the bodies are very interesting.

Very... body... negative?

No, don't tell me.

I know this.

Body... positive.

But why, really, when you think of it?

Oh my God, he's here.

That's my guy.

Always loved your office.

Can't get views like this anymore.

And the size, I mean.

Wow.

I remember you coming to the offices as a
kid with your father.

And your little lacrosse stick,
tossing that ball up all around.

I broke a vase.

Did you?

I don't remember.

Anyway, sorry it took me a while to stop
by or call you back.

We barely noticed.

But now I'm ready to get ducks in rows,
kick some concepts around with you,

check boxes.

Lunch?

Now?

Bad time?

You slammed?

No, not at all.

I'll just get someone to make a
reservation.

Oh, cafeteria's fine.

I have a couple calls that I should return
anyway.

Um, I will see you there in ten.

Amare?

Yes.

We have a cafeteria?

Oh yes.

Really?

She's never even been to that floor.

It's frozen again.

Be back in twenty minutes.

Hey, what's good here?

Um, well, the...

Things.

You know what?

Before we eat, why don't I introduce you
to some of the guys?

People.

Some of the people.

Didn't mean to, uh, spring all these folks
on you at once.

And yet.

These are just some consultants that I
brought in for the restructure.

The best guys.

People.

The best people.

They'll be weighing in on our
organizational alignment.

Operational strategy.

Financial architecture.

Digital transformation.

User experience.

Everything.

Everything.

Sandeep, you wanna fill Miss Priestley in
on our concept?

Absolutely.

Sandeep Kapoor.

Harvard MBA.

Not important.

You know, at our offices, we call you
Miranda Beastly.

Because you're a beast in the game.

And unfortunately, right now what's
happening is that beast is leashed.

And we need to let that beast free.

Let it roam.

Ugh.

Undertakers.

No, what?

Management consultants.

Like I said.

McKenzie, to my eyes.

Cute.

Wish I could hear what they were saying.

I don't.

Anyone want for you?

What?

What?

Best thing here.

I worry about this generation of kids.

It's a national emergency.

Miranda in the middle of that circle of
suits?

I had no idea what was agreed to.

They're gonna cut features first.

They always cut the writing first.

Look, look.

Miranda is resourceful.

Alright?

Whatever this new situation is,
she'll find a way.

Trust me.

She's always had steps ahead.

Well, it's just, you know, this whole
thing of having an actual job,

it's been, like, great, you know?

Yeah, I know.

Hi, hi.

I need to talk to you right now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You know, you said that you wanted to know
about what Miranda and Jay were talking

about in the cafeteria.

Yeah.

So?

What is that?

When I was getting froyo, I dropped my
spoon on the floor and I put my phone

under her chair and it was recording the
whole time.

Gin?

Yeah.

What?!

Yup, yup, yup.

You're such a badass!

Yeah, I know.

We took a look at your budgets and have
some immediate ideas for scale-downs.

Show the markets that we are ready to
crank that EBITDA.

You don't wanna know.

Then don't tell me.

Oh.

Oh.

I was kidding.

What is it?

Spell it.

Nigel.

They're cutting everything.

Features reduced to nothing.

Fashion and beauty decimated.

Cuts across all departments.

And anyone who's been here for longer than
five years is too expensive and has to go.

I'm sorry.

That makes sense.

You know what she said?

No.

Not a single thing.

Nigel.

You know what I think?

I think...

I like the bag...

crossbody.

That's what I think.

Eh.

I'll leave you to it.

I just can't believe this is happening
again.

Another publication deleted.

I'm sorry, Andy.

It sucks.

It sucks.

This is where it's all going, you know.

It's happening all over.

It's pharmacies, it's bookstores,
it's you name it.

It's all being downsized.

It's all consolidating.

No, I just can't accept that.

We can't just keep sucking the soul out of
everything and gutting it and then

repackaging it.

To what end?

But it's... it's...

We're replacing it, you know.

I mean, you've basically just described
what I've done with this building.

Peter, we're not talking about you right
now.

And also, like, journalism matters more
than luxury apartments.

That's true.

I'm sorry, I'm just...

This is such a spectacularly helpful
conversation.

Thank you.

Is it not?

No.

I might give you a minute.

Thanks.

Hey, I know you've got to go to Italy,
but if you want to...

If you want to catch up when you're back,
I'd like it.

It's up to you.

Oh, hi, Stuart.

Annie.

Yes.

Are you alright?

Can I come in?

Sure, absolutely.

I wasn't expecting you, I suppose.

I'm sorry to bother you, I just,
um...

Catch your breath.

Okay, yeah.

Is she here?

Yeah, she's...

Brave.

I don't mean to bother you, I just need to
talk.

Talk?

So, I just need to... you have a plan,
right?

A secret plan, like you did...

I can't hear you.

Don't you have people you can call?

I just don't want everyone to lose their
jobs.

Please, Miranda, we've been doing such
great work lately.

We're attracting great writers and people
care.

About the magazine, again.

This job has let me hope, again,
for the future.

For our future, my future.

I might be able to increase the pay.

Go home.

But I...

It's late.

Please, do not concern yourself with this.

It does not concern you.

Allora, Milano.

Now, are you saying that some new
directives have come in from on high?

Budget cuts?

Yes.

So, regarding Milan, we're cutting John
Legend.

Because he wants us to ship his piano
there, and that's too pricey.

So, no music.

Unless we call in a favor.

No.

No.

She's impossible.

That cover almost...

killed me.

Fine.

No music.

Not at all.

No music.

Okay, fine, I'll call her.

Thank you.

Now, there are a few new policies across
the board.

The first one is no more private cars.

Uber only.

And...

as for the flights...

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome aboard United Airlines Flight

19 with service to Moana, Georgia.

We'll be coming by with champagne for our
guests, and we're glad to have you with

us.

If you're seated in the economy,
we do have a full flight today.

Here you go.

I need something.

Get me something to drink.

Why is she putting up with this?

Excuse me.

Excuse me?

Uh, Miss Preecey would like a glass of her
finest champagne.

I'm sorry, that's not served in this
cabin.

They have snack boxes.

A snack box, perhaps?

Straight to the post.

What are you doing?

Uh, got amortized.

Benji's buying Emily a very nice necklace.

Yes?

I'm not surprised.

Last week he bought her a Monet.

And a Klimt.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Come on.

Numero di camera.

Yes, I need a room number.

Mommy, Mark said he wants the eggplant
from his melon, but it was my idea to go

there.

Oh, Bunny, what do we do when we get a bit
wobbly?

We... that's right, breathe in.

Breathe in.

Hold.

And breathe out.

And don't forget to tap, tap, tap,
tap, tap.

It's all the way.

There we are.

Is that better?

Uh-huh.

Okay, my love.

Now listen, can you go get Daddy?

All right, love ya.

What's up?

Frank, I'm in Milan, and as you can see,
I'm stretched thinner than a pair of

Spanx, so can you just try parenting?

Go to Miss Madeline and get them the
bloody eclair.

I can't do anything.

You went to Italy?

I'm here, so...

May the bridges I burn light my way.

Hi, Andy.

Do you have a sec?

Yes.

Okay.

Dawn, I just went for a stroll.

What are you doing?

Me?

Yeah, where are you going?

Como.

Yeah, I'm doing that story on the winery.

Oh, right, right.

That's cute.

Dinner tonight?

I always eat with Tom Ford at the Giacomo.

A little gossip set?

Uh-huh.

Okay, great.

I'll text you.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

Window up, window up.

I just want you.

I don't.

No!

I'm sorry, I'm just saying hello.

So, how long have you had a place here?

Me?

Oh, God.

Grazie.

I don't know.

He doesn't remember anything.

Nothing.

No, no, no.

No parmiglio.

No, thanks.

Ciao.

Not having anything?

No, I'm not doing water these days.

I'm trying to operate at an aqua deficit.

It's poison.

It's not poison.

It is poison.

So, do you think we can pull this off?

Depends on what he's asking.

Oh, come on, BB.

You can persuade anyone of anything.

You know that.

That's true.

I did persuade this one to go on a date
with me.

Go on a date with you?

We're all about ear hair.

Oh, my God.

Please.

And if you had seen me before I met this
one, I had ear hair.

So much hair growing out of it.

I had to get one of those little fuzzy
things.

The buzzer.

Yeah.

And then a lawnmower.

And the rest.

Can you imagine?

Lawnmower in my chest.

I just like him like a bar of soap.

That's right.

Just hairless.

Oh, there he is.

Jay?

Real quick, now.

You want to tell me quick, you can tell me
quick.

No, Jay.

You want to tell me slow, you can tell me
slow.

Does he not see us?

Not at all.

Hey.

Hey, how was your dinner?

Lovely.

How was yours?

Oh, you know, I just heard of room
service.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah?

I love my bacalao montecato here.

Yum.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah, they don't have that here.

That's a Venetian dish, not Milanese.

Tell me the truth.

What's going on?

What?

You're skulking.

I never skulk when I see a skulk.

Tell me.

Oh, man, she's here.

Morning.

I can't do this.

Clasp.

Ready?

Obviously, security is going to be very
intense.

And we have hired extensive rotizione for
the art.

Grazie.

Okay, everybody.

I'd like to run through the dinner for the
clients.

The seating.

So, we have a U-shaped table.

That's the head up there.

It's going to end around here someplace.

About 40 people.

Hold on.

Do you know much about the Last Supper?

Not as much as I should.

Painting this particular scene is nothing
new.

You can find frescoes of the same subject
matter all over Europe.

In the other versions, the man in charge
is usually depicted with a halo.

People think that it was da Vinci's way of
saying, we are human.

No one is perfect.

Humans are once glorious and fallible.

And inevitably, we deceive and betray one
another, let each other down.

It's what we're built to do.

Would you agree?

What's Auntie doing beating around here?

Sponsor.

Can I help you?

Miranda knows.

What?

What do you mean, she knows?

How?

Did you black?

No.

But I don't think she's made it
terrifyingly clear to me she is aware

something is up.

I know what I'm saying.

We're just doing this to help her,
but I just honestly can't with the secrets

anymore.

So, I think we should just tell her.

No, we will wait until it is done.

Please.

Amy, come on.

Give me a moment.

Why are you always so impatient?

Excuse me, please.

Focus.

We need to tell Miranda.

We need to tell her now.

I feel a little bit sick.

I'm so nervous, I can't breathe.

My neck is hurting.

Oh my God, just find a feeling for once,
please.

Oh, the Emilys.

I thought you were Amari.

Waiting for my Armani.

She's been human trafficked.

Oh, uh, James brought her to the big
suite.

Yeah, well, it's a little snug,
but, you know, I'll manage.

How can I help you two?

Um, okay.

Miranda, what Jay wants to do with Runway,
scaling it so far back that it doesn't

even resemble what it used to be,
cutting my department, Nigel, and most of

his department.

How do you know about that?

Look, we all know how important Runway is
and has been.

Yeah, I mean, Runway is practically a
religion and it needs to be protected.

So I think, you know, the question is who
has the means to acquire it?

Will you two please spit it out already?

Um, Benji's buying Runway.

Benji?

Benji Barnes?

My Benji.

Made Jay Ravitz an offer and Jay readily
accepted.

And you had a part in this?

Yes, we're doing it to protect Runway and
you.

You'll be editor-in-chief for as long as
you want me.

Well, I'm sorry.

I know we've had our differences,
but I just, I never realized that you were

capable of this level of betrayal.

Betrayal?

No, Miranda, we're preserving Runway for
you.

Oh, no, no, no.

Miss Emily is not preserving anything for
anybody.

Yes, she is.

Yes, of course she is.

Emily.

Emily, tell her.

Yeah, Emily.

Tell her.

Well, she's right.

Benji's buying Runway for me.

So that I can run it.

What are you talking about?

Look, she's had a long run.

A historic run.

But she's exhausted.

And I'm fresher and younger.

I want to set tastes, not just cater to
them.

Why would you do this?

She knows why.

I have no idea.

You pushed me out, didn't you?

I did nothing of the kind.

You made Dio hire me.

To get rid of me.

Why?

Why did you do that?

For the same reason that you should never
be in charge of Runway, Emily.

Because you're beautiful and you're
intelligent, but no.

You don't have what it takes.

I'm sorry, but you're not a visionary.

You're a bender.

You don't know that.

You don't know the first thing about me.

You never cared to...

Oh, I think I do.

And I also think deep down.

You know I'm right.

That's all.

Well, Benji's lawyers, they will be in
touch with all the details.

I had no idea.

I'm so sorry.

I just felt I had to do something.

I hope that's not what you're wearing to
the dinner.

Hey, what's up?

How are you?

Oh my God, Andy.

These pages you sent?

My boss is freaking out.

These are perfect.

Oh.

So about that, I don't...

There's so much promise here.

I'm sending you an offer and a contract.

And Andy, it's not 50.

It's not 100.

It's 350.

It's three freaking 50.

No.

No?

What do you mean no?

Don't you mean like, hooray?

This book, it could harm Miranda.

I don't...

Which is fine, because she's atrocious.

It's more complicated than that.

Okay, Stockholm call.

They want their syndrome back.

I... Can I call you back later?

Okay, thanks for letting me know.

The moon!

We've already been to

Mars.

Let's go to that big orange star that we
call the sun.

Totally unexplored.

We've been looking at it for centuries.

I'm going to build a little rocket.

I'm going to call it the Icarus.

Icarus did fly too close to the sun.

He did fly too close to the sun.

And he fried.

You're missing the point.

It's like an irony.

What's going on?

You look like a nervous cat.

Compliment?

No.

Hang on one second.

Is it the... I don't know.

I'm so sorry.

I'm ready to make an announcement whenever
you're ready.

Oh, we're not closed yet.

Still ironing out some of the details.

Oh, I see.

So generous what you're doing for Emily.

I know she has many plans.

But I do hope that some runway traditions
are allowed to remain.

Who knows?

The world is changing so fast sometimes
that even I can't comprehend it.

It's all tradition.

I think a day is coming, perhaps very
soon, where, you know, runway won't need

models or locations or even designers.

It'll all just, you know, be AI.

Surely some things will stay the same.

A commitment to beauty.

Artistry.

The best in human achievement.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Look around you.

We're in an ancient city that was once
part of one of the greatest empires that

the world has ever known.

Now there's just little traces of it left.

The world is about change.

That's what human beings don't understand.

The future just comes rushing at us like
the lava of Pompeii.

Our job is to just let it take what it
wants to take.

One day it's gonna come and it's gonna
smother us all.

And maybe that's the way it has to be.

Hmm?

Maybe.

Excuse me.

You made it.

Yeah, sorry.

I should know those flights from
Copenhagen are always delayed.

Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?

Well,

it's time.

You'll know.

And if I leave?

What happens?

What will I have?

What do you have?

Well, you have the twins.

You've got one very badly behaved dog,
I've got to talk to you about him.

And, um...

You have me.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

You bet.

You bet.

What I have...

Don't decide anything based on what you
feel now.

You just imagine tomorrow.

You wake up, you have an espresso,
you look out the window at all the layers

of Milan.

Then you think, what's the next thing you
want to do?

No, grazie.

Grazie.

Come on, pull yourself together,
we have work to do.

And by we, I mean you.

I have shows to attend, you have phone
calls to make.

I have a long list of people for you to
write.

I don't want to tell you what to do,
but I'm going to tell you what to do.

Please wake her up.

Wake him up.

You can wake her up.

This is just worth it.

Well, thank you.

I'm going to have to call you back.

Wake him up.

It's a good thing the clock is ticking.

You give me the number if I stop talking?

Yes, you do have the information.

My boss is badder than your boss.

I need to talk to them as soon as
possible.

I've just been trying all day.

Can you please wake them up?

I have had a lot of caffeine.

Yes.

Is Andre back here yet?

Can you please try again?

No, not like a hypothetical now.

Like now, now.

Don't you want to win?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Sorry.

It's, uh, time.

Have you heard from Andre yet?

No, not yet.

So which way do I go?

This way.

Gaga.

I was surprised to hear from you.

Really?

Why is that?

Because you don't like me.

Oh, what an absurd notion.

You are such a favorite.

And we are so grateful that you're doing
this for us.

Well, of course I'm doing it.

Nigel said that I'd never get another
cover if I didn't do it.

Hmm, if he said that, it doesn't sound
like it.

No, you're right.

It sounds like someone else I know.

You can get dressed now.

I better go.

Break a leg.

Bye-bye.

Who let her in here?

I understand, I get it.

But if you could just...

It is?

That's great.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

I'm going here right now.

Thank you so much.

Okay, so it took all day, and my cell
phone bill is gonna be a nightmare,

but...

I did it.

Your plan worked.

Are you sure?

Yes, but we have to go now.

If we're going now...

So are we?

Are we doing this?

There's a slight problem I have to host
this evening, you know.

I have to give the keynote speech.

No, there's someone else who can do it.

There's someone else who can speak on
behalf of Runway and represent it just as

well as you if you let him.

Who?

Oh, he doesn't want to.

He wouldn't ever.

I would know if he wanted to

do things like that.

Have

I taken you for granted?

What?

In a world where everyone shouts and
complains and whines.

Screws up and tries to cover up.

There's you.

There's always been you.

Yeah, well...

And I need you.

I need you to help me.

Okay.

Because I'm leaving right now,
and I need you to speak for us instead of

me.

No, I can't do that.

Of course you can.

You are brilliant.

I'm not.

Of course you are.

Also, you wrote the damn speech,
so...

I know you know it.

Please, Nigel.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Like an old desire, thought you knew too
well.

About to eat your life.

Feeding on the torch, you're all a ghost
of hell.

Vision's fogging up.

Melting in the heat of another lullaby.

Spun out, you're out of time.

Spinning round in circles, cushioning your
bell, your bell, your bell.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Remember when you fell in love.

Without anyone.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Grazie, grazie.

Buona sera a tutti.

Tonight, I'm here to talk about the love
affair between Runway and Italy.

And about Runway's continued pursuit of
the excellent, of the unparalleled.

In the world that we love so much.

The world of...

I'm getting a magazine, but I'm also
getting a creative mind that does

something that I can't do.

And tell me if this is a bit too much,
but I was thinking of the first issue that

the cover girl could be...

A lion tamer?

A magician's assistant?

Oh, trapeze artist?

My god, do you work in a circus,
Benji?

No, me.

Me.

This means me.

Oh, great!

Oh, that's brilliant.

Yes!

I know!

Because I'm a role model.

And most role models are not a circus
actor.

That's true.

Oh.

I'm going to call my PR girl.

I'm going to have them issue a statement.

A tooth switch.

That is part of the cover girl.

What is it, Brad?

Can we swing those points?

How much cash?

Equity?

Is it syndicated?

Okay.

I'm a lion tamer.

We just do the simple black and white.

I don't want to do black and white.

Why?

I think it would be elegant.

So, here's the thing.

I've been trying to unload Elias Clark for
years.

Dad wouldn't let me.

Some sentimental hang-up.

But just now, an offer just fell from the
sky, so I took it.

Uh, sorry.

Are you saying that you sold Runway to
someone else?

I sold all of Elias Clark, including
Runway, to someone else.

No, you didn't.

Sorry, guys.

People.

No.

No.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't be upset.

How could you have let this happen to me?

Who did this to me?

Who?

As the editor of Runway, and our global
head of content, you'll have all the

resources you need.

Show the world what you can do.

We will.

Do you think she'll be able to stay out of
things?

You heard her.

Hands off, for now.

You know, I should thank you.

You really woke me up, somehow.

You should still write that book.

350K, that's nothing to sneeze at.

How did I know?

Oh, Andy, people run to tell you this kind
of news.

They run.

You should write it, and you should keep
all the juicy bits in.

How impatient I am.

And... demanding and imperious and,
you know...

How much of my children's lives I've
missed, and...

Just put it all in there.

Because people should know.

They should know there's a cost.

Boy, I love working.

I really do, don't you?

Yeah, I just love it.

And if you write this book accurately,
you know, you could buy me a couple more

years at the top.

I'm not going to do that to you,
Miranda.

Not anymore.

Why not?

Oh, because we're a team now?

Okay, go ahead and tell yourself that.

You wanted to save me.

That's a nice story.

And you are a good storyteller.

But no, what you wanted to save was
yourself.

And the last clock's just the last piece
of wood floating next to the Titanic.

And for now, yeah, there is room for both
of us.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I didn't have to keep my life.

We can still do good work together.

No, we have no choice.

Pinocchio?

Uh-uh.

Oh, my God.

Otro Pinocchio?

Pinocchio grande.

Thank you, this is very sweet.

But, you know, she doesn't need any of
this.

Nobody needs anything, but who doesn't
love a freebie?

It's a Valentino!

Oh, my God.

Do you love it?

You love me.

I love you.

Thank you.

Of course.

So, did you call him yet?

No.

I'm worried I'll say the wrong thing.

Maybe.

Go see him.

Say the wrong thing.

That's part of it.

Stop.

Sono felice diverterti.

I'm happy to see you.

In Italian?

Yes, that was Italian.

Well, Sono, I'm happy to see you in
Italian, too.

Listen, we didn't have a perfect hello,
and we certainly didn't have a perfect

goodbye.

But maybe that doesn't mean anything
except we're not perfect.

And maybe we should just be not perfect
together.

I would love that.

Hello again.

Hello again.

Hello.

Cool hair.

Thank you.

Well, I screwed up.

Rather royally.

It's okay.

Really?

Everyone screws up.

I'm obviously very happy to hear that,
although slightly shocked you'd compromise

your much-vaunted values for me.

Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you
gotta...

How are things at coach?

I mean, honestly, fine.

Great.

It's fine.

Those other people were so mean about my
French.

Got a bit sick a bit.

Do you know that I called you?

Yeah, I do.

That's why I wanted to hear.

No, I mean, after you left rugby the first
time, I...

Called you?

You called me?

I called you.

You...

Oh, yeah, I remember.

I got a pack-a-dowel from you.

Bloody hell.

No, I wanted us to be...

I thought we could be pals.

No, don't make that face.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal.

Yeah, so it's obviously too late now,
isn't it?

Why?

Because I'm like persona non grata,
that's why.

Not to me.

Can I just say, you're gonna get your shot
to be whatever it is that you do wanna be.

I don't know about that.

You know, Benji broke up with me.

It's gonna be so hard to find that kind of
patron again.

You don't need him, or a fashion house,
or a patron, or anything.

You don't need...

You...

are iconic.

Well, that is a lovely compliment.

So...

Friends?

I don't want to hold your hand,
but yes, friends.

Okay.

What is wrong with my eyebrows?

Look, it's not... it's not fatal.

I'm gonna take you somewhere, and it's
gonna be a transformation, alright?

Alright?

Thank you so much.

Enjoy.

I don't know.

They are.

I ordered them.

Don't carb shame me.

Just a little happy.

Don't you know that shared carbs have no
calories?

You know what?

I think I do.

Jim, you gotta stop.

You're a junior editor now.

But we match.

I get your same order, so I wanna be just
like you.

Thank you.

Is that gross?

Gaultier?

Yeah, I thrifted it.

The listing was misspelled.

Steal!

Oh, hey, did you get the...

Yeah, I'm working on a budget now.

This is cute.

You and me together for the long run.

Like you said, fate's funny like that.

Yeah, that's true.

Fate and a couple of well-timed texts from
Jane Rabbit, yeah?

With glowing recommendations from me,
of course.

This whole time, you thought that this job
just dropped into your lap.

So sweet.

Forever my girl.

Here's the last folder for assistance
number one.

That's me, thank you.

Congratulations on your promotion,
Mari.

Thank you.

I really deserved it, didn't I?

Certainly.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Miranda Priestley's office.

A draft of the lead story for next month.

Hard copy.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Something else?

Go.