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Oh, baby.

Oh, fuck yeah.

So here we go.

What the hell are you doing, Dad?

Guys, come on.

I hate to say it,

but I have to go to this room.

- This room. - Okay.

Okay.

- I’ll be back. - Ladies and gentlemen,

this is my father.

Yes?

Your father is so athletic.

Oh yeah, he likes to workout. He used to play basketball.

When he was young, you know. So we’ve got sports in our family.

Okay.

- He’s a nice guy. - Yes.

He is full of surprises.

But my mom wasn’t his number 1 fan.

Don’t worry, these days a lot of couples live separately.

But I don’t wanna talk about it, yeah?

Not now.

I was in the cinema yesterday.

I went to see a new movie.

And it was very exciting.

I think you should see it as well.

- Okay. - Hello, guys.

- Yes, Dad? - I’m ready.

Listen, there is only one problem I didn’t have time to fix

is that we don’t have anything to eat.

- Don’t worry. - You know what?

I’m gonna grab something in the restaurant.

Some nuggets or something.

- And you guys can wait here. - Oh, what’s that?

- Never mind. - What? - Okay.

- Fine, no problem. - I’m gonna go then.

Alright. Thanks.

You’re a good guy.

Be nice to her, yeah?

Okay. Don’t worry.

Don’t worry.

You look nervous.

A little bit.

That’s good. It means that you care.

I do.

About him and all this.

Yeah... Listen.

One thing I have to warn you about.

My son is a good guy.

But he’s a little bit stubborn. You know what I mean?

It depends.

But that’s very good I asked you about this.

It means you have confidence.

Okay, there’s a good question.

How do you handle him?

I don’t run when things get tough, you know?

No, I don’t know.

Tell me about him when he was a kid.

What can I tell you about when he was a child?

Yes, please.

He told me you’re from Spain, that’s why you have this accent, yes?

- Yes. - I understand you, it’s okay.

Well, you know, as a child

He was like a fireball of energy. Just running around.

I could never control him.

And I was always looking for someone to come into his life

so he could just find a better way.

I think he loves you.

Yes, this is why I’m here.

- Oh my God. - I know.

But he picked a really nice girl.

Okay, I told you a few things about myself.

Listen, why wouldn’t you tell me about yourself?

Your situation with my son, how is it going?

I’m really bored.

Sorry, because

your son is really special to me.

He’s a very good person.

But he has a little...

- the smallest... - Brain?

No. Dick.

- A small dick? - Yes.

And I love big dicks.

Big dicks!

I like big dicks!

How the hell my son

could have a small dick?

Yes.

- And I don’t like it. - I’m fucking worried about it.

You should have... Oh my God!

Okay, just continue.

Continue, tell me.

Is that a problem for you that he has a small dick?

Yes, it is way better.

- Does he make you laugh? - I love him, but

But I don’t feel anything during sex.

Can I tell you a secret?

Yes, please.

I never liked that motherfucker.

- What?! - I never liked him!

I knew he’s got a small dick.

I knew it.

He talks the way he has a small penis.

- Yes. - Oh my God.

I’m gonna text him right now.

To see exactly where he is.

And how long it’s going to take him to come back, okay?

Okay.

Just a second.

Tell me.

I see...

I saw for the first time

when you came into the room,

There was something special about you.

You know what was it?

You couldn’t stop looking at my dick!

I was looking at your dick, yeah.

The big banana!

I love it. I need this in my life, please.

I’m not gonna put it in your life. I’m gonna put it somewhere else!

Oh, where?

Your pussy!

Please.

- Say ‘Please, please’. - Please, please!

‘Please, please’ what?

Please, fuck me.

So, I don’t know what we’re gonna do now.

Because

You know, I love my son.

And I don’t feel good when we talk about his dick.

Well, yeah.

But it’s the reality.

It’s the reality for him,

but it’s not the reality for me.

My dick is fucking big.

I mean, it’s so... Oh my God!

Even I’m surprised about my dick sometimes.

- Please, show me. - No.

- Show me, please! - It’s huge.

Please!

It’s a Moby Dick!

- No. I’m not gonna show it to you. - Show me!

We won’t do anything.

No, I don’t wanna show it.

Okay, don’t do anything. Just look.

But what?

Fuck!

Oh my God! No!

No!

Look.

I’m not going to look.

- No? - No.

- Why? - I don’t wanna look.

- You won’t do anything. - I’m not looking.

Just look.

I don’t...

Oh my God.

I...

What if my son comes back?

No, please.

I’ll only stay with you.

What kind of a thing is that? I’m old school.

What the fuck is that?

It’s a dildo. A big dildo.

A big dildo?

Yes.

Look.

I don’t know...

Look here.

Holy fuck.

Yes.

I know there was something strange about you when I met you.

- Yes? - Yes.

You shouldn’t be doing that. I’m telling you.

- Why? - I don’t know. You just shouldn’t.

You shouldn’t do it.

My son comes back and we’ll be in a big trouble.

Let me ask you something

Can you really fuck yourself with this thing?

- Yes. - Then show me.

Look.

Look in my eyes while you’re fucking yourself.

Oh my Goodness.

- Do you like it? - I like it.

Show me your dick.

- Oh hell, no. - Show me your dick.

- I think it’s illegal. - But I need it.

I need it. Show me your dick.

- Don’t tell my son anything. - Don’t worry.

Show me, show me.

- I love my son, but he’s an asshole. - I need it.

Okay.

Oh shit.

Wow!

What do you think?

I don’t know if we really should do this.

What do you think?

I love it, really.

Oh shit.

- I love it. - But what are we doing?

- I need to touch your dick. - Oh no!

- No. - I really need it.

You already touched it.

I don’t know.

No, we can’t do this.

It’s not good... Oh!

I never liked that motherfucker. He’s an asshole!

Fuck him.

Suck it, bitch.

I think I like it.

Suck this dick.

You’re sucking so good.

We better hope.

We better hope.

that my son

doesn’t catch us.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Yeah, hit this. Put your head.

Put your head back.

Suck my cock.

Yes, bitch.

Oh my God.

Okay, listen to me.

Listen to me. If you’re really gonna do this

I want you to do it.

Okay?

Now, we’re in a big trouble if my son catches us.

So I wanna make it work.

Suck my dick.

If my son...

Oh no.

Oh, come on.

Listen. We can’t do this.

Please.

Please.

Look, I will suck more.

You’re gonna make me crazy.

You’re driving me crazy.

You will make me fucking crazy.

Open your mouth.

I don’t know... I can’t!

Yeah, you can.

- But... - Please!

Don’t you like it?

I say no. My dick says yes.

Oh my God.

Baby...

- Oh no, I can’t. - But please.

You’re a fucking bitch.

You’re a fucking bitch.

We shouldn’t do this.

We shouldn’t fucking do this.

You’re a good bitch.

Suck my cock.

Suck it.

Yeah, suck it.

Listen. You’re a young girl.

I’m gonna teach you what my son can’t, okay?

If you suck my dick, it means that you suck my dick.

- Okay. - Do you understand?

You’re a fucking bitch. Go and suck it.

Oh yes.

Open your mouth.

Do you watch porn?

- Yes. - I saw the guy in porn

and he did this.

I always wanted to do this.

Suck.

Suck it, girl.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Good girl.

Good bitch.

Good bitch.

Yes, keep sucking.

Deeper.

Come on, like this.

Like this. Good girl.

Easy, take it easy.

Take it easy.

- Fuck me. - No.

I said no.

No.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Just bend over. Show me your ass.

Show me your ass.

Show me your ass.

Show me your ass. Put your hands like that.

Oh my God.

Fuck me, please.

Yes!

Oh yes.

It’s so big!

I’m not fucking kidding you.

Push back.

Push back.

Push back.

Stay like this.

Just move.

- Just move. - I love it.

Just move.

Do you love it, bitch?

Do you love it, bitch?

Come on, now fuck .

Oh my God, yes.

Oh bitch.

Fuck bitch.

Fuck bitch.

Don’t tell my son I call you a bitch.

- Okay? - Okay.

Fuck.

Spread your legs.

Fuck.

Let me show you something.

Let me show you something.

Okay, good.

Now again.

Move a little bit. Yes, right here.

Stay right here and shut the fuck up.

I mean, quiet, please.

Come on, fuck me.

Come on, baby.

Oh yes.

Come on, arch your back.

Arch your back. Come on, fuck.

Bitch. Take off these ugly shoes.

My son bought them for you, didn’t he?

Motherfucker.

This is a homeless lady’s bag.

Put your leg, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Arch your back.

Come on.

Okay, now fuck.

Fuck.

- Fuck. - I love your dick.

I love it.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

Like this.

Yes.

Fuck. Push!

Move this ass.

Move your ass, bitch.

Fuck me.

Yes.

Fuck, bitch.

Fuck.

Come here. Sit down.

Spread your legs.

Sit here.

Oh yeah, ride my cock.

Ride. Spread your legs.

Yes, good girl.

Fuck my dick, come on.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it, bitch.

Your dick is too big.

- Your pussy is too small. - I love that it is big.

Fuck.

Oh yes.

Fuck it.

Come on, fuck it.

Fuck it.

Come on, baby.

Oh my God.

- You’ve got titties. - Yes.

Fuck like that.

Good girl.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

- Like that? - Yes.

Come on, bitch.

Feel it.

Feel it.

Take that dick.

Come on.

Fuck it.

Come on, yes.

Holy shit... Stay here.

Stay here.

- Here? - Yes.

Like this, yeah.

Right there.

Oh yes.

Yes, come on, fuck.

Good girl.

You wanna fuck?

Come on.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on, fuck.

Oh yes, come on.

Oh yes.

Like that.

I love this position.

- Like this, yeah. - Like this?

- There you go. - Like this? - Yes.

Oh yes.

I love this position.

Yes, fuck me.

Yes, fuck me.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, fuck.

It’s incredible.

Fuck me like that.

- Fuck you. - Yes, fuck me.

I wanna fuck you.

Yeah, like that.

It’s so fucking big.

Good girl.

Like that, yes.

Come on.

Come on.

That’s it.

That’s it.

That’s it.

Take this big black dick.

I love it.

Oh yes.

Come on.

Come on.

- Come on. - Yes, fuck me.

Come on.

Come on.

Yes, fuck me.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Yes, fuck.

Oh shit! Oh fucking shit.

Oh fucking shit.

What the fuck?!

What the...

- What the fuck?! - Sorry, son!

- Goddammit! - It was an accident.

- This is my girlfriend! - It was an accident.

Fuck!

- Fuck! - Chill out, man. - What the hell?!

Are you crazy? How could you do this to me?

You are crazy.

Goddamn! What the fuck!

Fuck you, I’m out.

Listen

Just suck my dick, I need to calm down.

I need to think.

What’s that noise?

How could you do it?

This is outrageous.

- No. - You’re outrageous.

My own father!

Don’t worry. Be happy.

How could you do this to me?

My girlfriend!..

Son.

Son. Listen to me.

I cannot speak with your dick out there!

Listen to me.

- What? - Stop.

With this nonsense.

- You should be happy. - You’re a traitor!

- You should be happy. - For what?

I’m showing to you something... Just look at her!

Yes. It’s my girlfriend!

Not anymore!

Let’s cry with him, come on.

Me and you cry. Everybody cry together.

Go down.

Go down.

Stay here.

Stay like this.

Listen to me.

Son.

I’m doing this for you.

Because

she told me that you don’t know how to fuck.

- And everyone... - Yes, I’ve got a small dick!

Yes, it’s a goddamn problem.

Your dick is small, not mine.

Fuck, bitch. Fuck.

Look at her face.

Give her a kiss.

Give her a kiss.

Give her a kiss.

See you, guys.

Don’t forget to write.

- Do you think he’s angry? - I don’t know.

- I don’t care. - Okay.

He can’t fuck a shit, motherfucker.

A boy can’t respect his father.

No? Fuck, bitch!

You get me a trouble with my son.

Stay here.

Come on. Have a seat, make yourself comfortable.

Watch TV. Come on.

There you go.

Okay. That’s it.

It’s so big.

I love it.

I need to fuck your dick.

Oh, come on.

You’re bragging the furniture, bitch?

Come to fuck.

Good.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That’s it.

- Now you can fuck more. - Yes.

Fuck, baby. Come on.

I like the way you fuck me.

Show me how you can fuck.

That’s a good and sexy girl.

Come on, fuck it.

Fuck a dick.

- You like the view? - Yes.

- Fuck this dick. - I see that you like it.

Come on.

Come on.

Fuck, come on.

You fuck like a vegetarian. Come on, fuck.

That’s it.

Come on, darling.

All the way down.

Yes, like that.

Fuck it, babe.

Fuck it, bitch.

Oh yes, God.

God, you’re a nasty bitch.

I love it, jump on this dick.

Spread your legs like this.

Fuck it.

Yes, fuck it.

That’s it.

Come on.

Come on.

That’s it.

That’s it.

Fuck your pussy.

What the fuck?

I like it, fucking bitch.

Do you like this black dick?

Yes.

Oh yeah, this is so good.

Your pussy is so good.

Get this dick, come on.

Okay.

- Yes, good. - Fuck me.

Okay, come on. Come to fuck me.

Show me what you want, bitch.

Come on.

This position is my favorite.

You fucking destroyed the relationship between me and my son.

I know, but it’s not my problem.

I knew you were a bad luck when I fucking saw you.

Fucking bitch.

Fucking bitch.

Come on.

I love this position.

The fucking problem is your dick.

Not your son.

You know what? I’m leaving!

I’m going to move to Mom’s place.

Because she would never do this to me.

You traitors!

- Fucking traitors! - Listen to me.

First of all, listen.

You’re not my son.

I’ve been lying to you all these years.

I found you in Las Vegas.

Get the fuck out of my goddamn house before I beat your ass, boy.

Good luck!

Fuck off.

Fuck me, yes.

This motherfucker is fucking asshole.

I never had such a tight pussy in my life.

Your pussy is so fucking small.

This motherfucker with a small dick can’t fuck.

What the fuck...

Oh shit.

Oh yes.

Bitch.

Fuck.

Oh yes.

Come here. Look at this.

Hurry up.