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[Chadwater] A dangerous criminal.
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A deadly murderer.
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A violent perpetrator of violence.
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Raj Dar has walked among us
on the streets of Philadelphia.
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But not anymore.
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When justice comes for Raj Dar,
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and it will,
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this will truly be the City
of Brotherly Love.
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? Took a midnight swim in my jeweler ?
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[ding]
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[? funky upbeat music playing]
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[gunshots]
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[bullet shells clinking]
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[wet wiping]
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[Mir] [whispering] Did you do it?
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Did I do it?
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[whispering] Because I told you to do it.
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And you said you really wanted to do it,
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and all you ever talked about
was doing it.
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I didn't have to do it.
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'Cause I did it with my third eye.
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-He didn't do it.
-[Raj mimics gunshot]
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Shut up!
In Raj speak, "do it with my third eye"
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means he did it.
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Did I?
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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-I didn't do it.
-My God.
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But somebody did kill Ahmad.
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So... win-win.
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[Mir] How is that a fucking win-win
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when the guy who killed him is out
and you're in jail?
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I don't think you guys realize how bad
this is for our business, okay?
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We are losing dealers left and right.
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And you can't exactly buy a golf course
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if the first thing that happens
when you google our name
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is a video of a fucking
car bomb explosion!
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Mir, calm the fuck down.
And shut the fuck up!
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Relax. Percy Whitehall is still in.
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[Lucky] Arraignment is tomorrow.
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We'll post bail. Raj will come home.
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We'll just figure out the trial
from there, okay?
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-Yeah.
-Listen to me.
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You're my little...
[in Urdu] gajar ka halwa.
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Oh, my God.
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[crying] Lucky Auntie will get you
out of here in no time at all, okay?
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-Okay.
-My baby can't survive
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in prison for too long.
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-I'm scared.
-Okay, if you need to, remember,
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you can always turn a toothbrush
into a shank.
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All you need is a razor, lighter,
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tweezer, toenail clipper.
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Got it.
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[people chattering]
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Who's ready for the Poconos?
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Fresh powder!
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Honey, did you not get my message?
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We can't go to the fucking Poconos.
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-Raj is in jail.
-Right.
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We just need to find the best,
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most fucked-up lawyer asshole
money can buy to get Raj out.
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I think I know just the asshole.
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-Yeah?
-We play ping pong together.
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-Oh.
-[Max] This guy's gotten
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some really bad people off
for some pretty heinous crimes.
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Okay.
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[softly whispering] Sinaloa Cartel.
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I'm sorry. What did he say?
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[softly] Sinaloa Cartel.
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-[whispering] Globa-loba?
-Sin-- Sina--
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Globa-soba?
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[normal voice] I said the Sinaloa Cartel.
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-Oh, yes!
-Oh, no!
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That-that-that is our guy.
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-Yeah, those are bad people. That's good.
-Yeah.
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My man is in the clink!
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-[purse thuds]
-[? dramatic sting]
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-That's my jacket.
-Our jacket.
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We're family now.
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Sure, my marriage to Raj
is more of a situationship,
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fucks and hangs,
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and butt stuff when he's feeling
more secure.
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But I will stop at nothing
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until my man is free.
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-[Lucky] You're late.
-Nice to see you, Nandika.
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This is Max, Lucky's...
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Boyfriend.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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[smacks lips] Okay, so I obviously
posted Raj's mugshots online,
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and they have already gone viral.
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They're calling him the "Fuck Me Felon."
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-[laughing]
-[Lucky] Nandika,
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we're busy here trying
to get Raj out of jail.
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Not this rubbish.
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Yeah. Uh, can you not clock
that internet popularity
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can make your frickin' case?
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Luigi. Adnan Syed.
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[whispers] Martha Stewart.
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That's actually not a bad idea.
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It's like reverse racial profiling,
but for hotness.
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Give me this. Just let me cook.
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[? "The Cape" by
Doza The Drum Dealer playing]
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You wouldn't have gotten to where you are
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if you weren't a ruthless businessman,
Mr. Whitehall.
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That is why you deal to all the colleges
in the Philly area.
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You are a killer.
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[slurping]
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[sighs]
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[pops lips]
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It's not personal,
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but it's only a matter of time
before the Feds bring you down with Raj.
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Then they're showing up to my campus,
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arresting me during my improv show,
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my parents take away my Range Rover.
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It just gets messy.
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Look, the difference is,
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Raj is in jail for murder, not drugs.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And he's innocent. Most likely.
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Look, I was raised to believe that all men
are innocent no matter what they've done.
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-Me too.
-Oh.
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But business is business.
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He will be out on bail.
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Yeah, my mom said the same thing
about my dad at Christmas 2013.
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Look, unless Raj has a secretary
that's open to settling out of court,
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you are fucked.
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There is a lot to unpack there,
but I digress.
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We're about to get a golf course, Percy,
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and we both know that that type of
clientele is gonna do you really well.
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[Lucky]
And the Penn regatta's tonight, right?
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Kids are coming
from all the Tri-State area.
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They're going to need their Jawnies.
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-Jawnie, whoa!
-Woo!
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Yeah, and I can get coke
from the Pho Brothers.
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No heat.
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[both speaking Urdu]
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What if we offered you
a 10% discount on this pickup?
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[clicks tongue]
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It's not worth the risk.
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Apologies, guys.
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Hey, Percy.
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-Hi.
-Hey, ladies.
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See you at Scotty Hall.
I'm doing a tight 20.
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That salmon pants backne'd motherfucker!
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We're going to get Raj out.
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[? tense percussive music playing]
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Lucky. I want to introduce you
to Raj's lawyer.
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-Oh! Remember, we just...
-Oh, yeah! Yeah.
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This is my pal, Danyal.
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-Hey!
-Ooh!
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-[grunting rhythmically]
-[popping tongue]
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-Oh! [laughs]
-Ah!
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-Ping to my pong.
-[Max] Pong to my ping.
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-We're so in sync with each other.
-With each other.
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[chuckles] Uh,
this is my girlfriend, Lucky.
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Girlfriend, yes.
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Nice to meet you. Daniel, is it?
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It's pronounced "Danyal,"
but it sounds better
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when screamed into a pillow.
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[Max] We met each other
on a bicycle trip through Toronto.
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Got to talking about music,
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and the next thing we knew,
we were having lunch,
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and we had some
of those famous Canadian croissants.
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Croissants, yeah.
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Let me get in this! [chuckles]
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My name is Mir Dar,
brother of the accused.
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Really happy to have you on the team.
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I've heard a lot of good things.
[chuckling]
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What's up with you
and the ping pong lawyer?
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[Lucky] [whispering] Shut the fuck up!
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-[whispering] I'm trying to get in there.
-[Mir] Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[sighs]
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-[Max] Lucky?
-[Lucky] Yeah.
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-[Max] Are you okay?
-[Lucky] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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-I just...
-Did I say "girlfriend" too soon?
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-Not at all.
-'Cause I don't want to love bomb you.
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[laughing] You're not.
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-Alright. I don't want a breadcrumb you.
-[Lucky] You're really not.
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You know, I've been listening
to a podcast.
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-Yeah. It's called, Call Her Daddy.
-Call Her Daddy.
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[? "Trouble" by Brandon Butler,
Drew Milligan, Iain James playing]
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-[Nandika] Ooh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
-[people wolf whistling]
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And... Yes. Work it. Work it.
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Chin down. Chin down. Angles! Smize!
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Hey. Chin down. Chin down.
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Wait. One more, one more, one more.
Look back, look back.
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? Long pause ?
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? So you see me underground but ?
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? My needs are double,
might be they're nothin'...?
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[whispering] Every night. Every night.
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[Judge McCormick] The court will now
hear arguments for bail.
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Mr. Chadwater, for the people.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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The People request no bail
as we deem the defendant
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a danger to society and someone
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who will probably kill again.
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This bearded individual had the audacity
to bomb a car 100 miles away
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-from where 9/11 happened.
-[crowd murmuring]
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-9/11?
-You can't say that.
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-Is he Cuomo'ing me?
-Oh, he's Cuomo'ing the shit out of you.
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-[Chadwater] Multiple eyewitnesses said...
-Fuck.
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...that Mr. Dar spoke openly
about killing Saeed Ahmad.
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And when the murder victim's home
was searched,
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officers found this.
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-[crowd gasping]
-[Mir] What an asshole.
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He's got terrible handwriting.
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[speaking Urdu] Madarchod!
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What's on the other side there?
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Oh, this? This is a screenplay
he was writing.
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"Exterior: Mogadishu. Night.
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Scheherazade: 20. Curvaceous.
Beautiful, but doesn't know it."
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Objection, Your Honor!
Introduction of evidence?
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This is not a trial.
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Your Honor, rule 571 clearly states
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that new evidence cannot be introduced
before a trial, babe.
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[crowd murmuring]
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[? tense percussive music playing]
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Babe?
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[Danyal sighs]
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That's the Honorable Judge
Kerry McCormick up there.
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Hey, did you think you could just waltz
in here with your Mamdani crew
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and the rules wouldn't apply to you?
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-[crowd murmuring]
-Objection. That's probably racist.
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How is that racist? I'm a Sliwa guy.
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Why... Why would you bring up Mamdani?
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-Ooh, I'll tag Mamdani.
-[Chadwater] Because he's a mayor.
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I'm running for mayor.
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Hey, I don't know
what the rules are anymore.
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It's like if I brought up Chris Pine,
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Chris Pratt,
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-Chris Hemsworth.
-This is going great for me.
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-Chris Evans.
-Chris Evans!
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-[Chadwater] Chris Evans, thank you.
-Chris Evans! Any of the white Chris's.
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Order! Mr. Khan, enter your plea.
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Um, our guy wants...
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Your Honor,
I'm really sorry I called you that.
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Hey! He didn't ask
if he could approach the bench!
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Well, you didn't ask
if you could bring up 9/11.
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9/11 belongs to everyone!
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Why did you bring it up in this context?
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Well, I'm sorry, I'm an American.
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[clapping]
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9/11 happened everywhere.
It was just bad in one place. Okay.
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Your Honor, I... I...
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I'm sorry I called you "babe."
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I've never called a judge, "babe" before.
246
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,673
I, I mean, not in the courtroom.
247
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,759
We were seeing each other.
Well, we hooked up a couple times.
248
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,011
Well, we didn't go all the way.
I asked both times.
249
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,555
-Your guy is boofing it,
-[Danyal] Your Honor, um...
250
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,849
[whispering]
I took a DayQuil earlier today,
251
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,186
and I think they're still researching
what the side effects are on that.
252
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,272
Please, just stop talking about it.
253
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,440
[whispering] About the babe thing?
254
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:26,900
Let's just forget it ever happened.
255
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,443
Well, that's a relief. Thanks, babe.
256
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,070
-[crowd gasps]
-[gavel rapping]
257
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,529
This is not feeling good to me.
258
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,655
[crowd murmuring]
259
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,533
This case will be held at no bail.
260
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,368
What?! No! No, no, no, no.
261
00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,954
[Judge McCormick] Mr. Dar will be held
in federal prison until trial.
262
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,039
-[snickering]
-[gavel rapping]
263
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,252
[? soft Muzak playing]
264
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,588
I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
265
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,842
Actually, I do know what happened,
but it feels a little personal to say.
266
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,386
Unless this is a safe space?
267
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,180
-[muttering angrily]
-[Nandika] Guys, relax.
268
00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,017
The Fuck Me Felon's perp walk
is doing crazy numbers on socials.
269
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:03,895
[Lucky] I don't know.
270
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,814
Okay, well, my job is done here,
271
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,399
so if you guys need me,
I'm gonna be on Discord
272
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,692
gooning to my husband's face.
273
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,152
Nobody knows what that means.
274
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,655
I do. I just don't want to explain.
275
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,865
Knock if you need me. Please knock.
276
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,077
[speaking Urdu]
277
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,169
[speaking Urdu]
278
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,634
Oh, shit.
279
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:38,513
[speaking Urdu]
280
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,432
[both speaking Urdu]
281
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,022
-What are you guys saying?
-Lucky and I used to date.
282
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,482
-Dude!
-Fuck!
283
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,984
What the hell is wrong with you?
284
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,610
You're breaking Wallahis?
285
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,696
[indistinct chatter]
286
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,323
-Go on!
-Hey! Easy, man.
287
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,576
[? "Bust" by 20 2x playing]
288
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,871
Yo, you guys need a point guard?
289
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,455
Oh.
290
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,333
? Big G7 moving through the field... ?
291
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,962
Alright. Yeah. It looks like you guys got
a good team dynamic going on.
292
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:15,383
Sorry, I'm the new guy,
so I'm just gonna warm the bench.
293
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,012
-Oh, fuck.
-Raj Dar.
294
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,638
Remember me? Hmm?
295
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,767
Zubair. You tried to kill me.
296
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,644
-[knife whooshes]
-[grunts]
297
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,854
-Damn!
-Damn!
298
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,690
-[Zubair] Yeah, you remember?
-Uh-uh.
299
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,941
Oh, pal, bring it in.
300
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,401
[players shouting]
301
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,405
[Zubair] Oh, come on back, bruv.
I don't bite, unless you want me to.
302
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,740
Yo, what you doing, dawg?
303
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,867
So, you and Lucky?
304
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328
-[Lucky groans]
-I should have known.
305
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,579
Why? 'Cause we're both Pakistani?
306
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,956
We all know each other?
We've all had sex with each other?
307
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,875
We have a Pakistani orgy every week?
308
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,752
Huh? That's racist.
309
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,670
Although in this case, it is accurate.
310
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:57,258
So, I guess your racism
worked out this time.
311
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,179
So, when you guys were speaking Urdu,
were you saying you wanted to be together?
312
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,805
God, no.
313
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,891
He's a degenerate gambler.
314
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,185
I tried everything to quit,
including hypnotherapy!
315
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,603
I was a rooster for a week.
316
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,063
Still gambled.
317
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,522
I was a rouletting rooster.
318
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,317
-Even as a rooster, he was gambling.
-Yeah, you ruined our lives, babe!
319
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,736
I see what you did.
And I'm not a fan of it.
320
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,614
-[Raj] I thought you were gonna kill me.
-[Zubair] Prison changes you.
321
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,492
Hey, have you read this? The Alchemist.
322
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:26,913
It changed my life.
I'm like a prison guru now.
323
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:31,084
You know, this whole spiritual self-help
section has really made me reevaluate
324
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,169
all the people I've dismembered.
325
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,171
[Raj] Ah, show me the way, man.
326
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,548
I talked so much about wanting
to kill Ahmad...
327
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,509
-[Zubair] Mm-hmm.
-...but I didn't actually do it.
328
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,802
And I don't know who did.
329
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,429
You should talk to Ali.
330
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,973
-Ali, the Maalik?
-[Zubair] Yeah.
331
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,474
-Ali, here.
-[Feraz] Why you smoking
332
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,059
like it's a little dick, bro?
333
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,143
-The bald one?
-[Zubair] Yeah.
334
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,520
The one with resting pissed face?
335
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,690
The last photo that Hamza posted
was a pic of him,
336
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,983
Ali, Ahmad,
337
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,651
all at... [clicks tongue] bowling.
338
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,112
How serious were you two?
339
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,781
-God, it was just a fling.
-Very serious.
340
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:06,828
Max, Danyal meant
absolutely nothing to me.
341
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,121
She FaceTimed with my mom!
342
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,375
My mom called her beti,
which in Urdu means "daughter."
343
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,836
I got an extra mouth guard
just to keep at her place.
344
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,129
I paid out of pocket!
345
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,756
It was worth it.
346
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,174
I'm gonna slap you.
347
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,426
-[smacking] Oh!
-[grunts]
348
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,677
I'm not gonna slap you.
349
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,845
-[smacking] Psych!
-Ah!
350
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,388
You're just jealous I had her first.
351
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,725
-She's with me!
-For now.
352
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,935
We're in the middle
of a fucking crisis here.
353
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:35,690
And all you two grown men can do
is slap each other?!
354
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,235
You both want me?
355
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,778
-Yes, Lucky. I'm sorry.
-Yes, Lucky.
356
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,739
-I'm sorry.
-[Lucky] Fine.
357
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,075
Whoever can get Raj out of jail...
358
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,912
gets me.
359
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,291
[exhales sharply]
360
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,668
You guys want to date my auntie?
361
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,920
[? hip-hop music playing]
362
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,965
-Then you're gonna have to get your shit--
-Yeah, we know, we followed.
363
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,551
She made it really clear.
364
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,719
Stated it so plainly.
365
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,138
It was her last word
before she left the room.
366
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,807
-I don't need a recap. You need a recap?
-No, I-- It's--
367
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,559
There's a challenge ahead.
368
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,104
The stakes have been established.
369
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,234
Are you the Fuck Me Felon?
370
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,404
-The what?
-[inmate] You are.
371
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,907
The dude my girlfriend is obsessed with.
372
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,076
I-I don't know what--
what you're talking about.
373
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,161
Bullshit. You're lying to me.
374
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,788
You're the famous Fuck Me Felon.
375
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,456
-Big Rob.
-You're lying.
376
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,917
-Hey!
-[Zubair] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
377
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,336
We're practicing nonviolence
over here, remember?
378
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,837
Listen, Mr. Big Rob sir.
379
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,632
Um, my family is doing really well
on the outside.
380
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,468
So, instead of kicking my ass,
I can get you some things.
381
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,179
You know, if you need
a cell phone or cigarettes.
382
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,181
I need compression socks.
383
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,474
I have edema.
384
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,059
And some gluten free snacks!
385
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,604
I'll call my brother, and he'll get you
compression socks and gluten free snacks.
386
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,856
Just give me a couple of hours.
387
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,233
[Big Rob] Today, bitch!
388
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,318
[Mir] Yeah, whatever you need.
389
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,404
Compression socks?
390
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,072
Okay, you got it.
391
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,157
Wait! No, don't hang up. Ugh.
392
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,410
-I was gonna show tit.
-He's on a landline, Nandika.
393
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,994
He could still sense it.
394
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,079
[Mir sighs]
395
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,623
Wait, how is my viral hunk doing?
396
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,917
He's in trouble. And so are we.
397
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,210
[grunting]
398
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,753
You know we lost two dealers
to the Pho Bros?
399
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,838
Mm. Mm-mm.
400
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,714
And Reza needs his down payment soon...
401
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,966
[straining] for the golf course.
402
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,092
Oh, Jesus.
403
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,844
Well, I have something
that'll cheer you up.
404
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,972
Look at this. Jimmy motherfucking Kimmel!
405
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,057
So, his real name is Raj,
406
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,227
but the internet has been calling him
the Eff Me Felon
407
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,855
-based on this attractive mugshot.
-[audience cheering, whooping]
408
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,149
Now, this is how the legal system
works in America.
409
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,359
-You're innocent until proven ugly.
-[audience laughing]
410
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,486
Personally, I'm officially a Raji. I-I--
411
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,571
[Mir] "Officially a Raji"?
412
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,406
Yeah, that's what I'm calling
the Fuck Me Felon's fans.
413
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,782
-The Rajis
-[sighs] Okay.
414
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,826
-I mean, that's clever, but...
-Thank you. I know.
415
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,161
...you think it's actually gonna work?
416
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,163
Like, you think he's gonna get released
from jail soon?
417
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,247
It is working.
418
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,875
Chadwater's approval ratings are way down.
419
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,501
Was the poll on my IG story? Yes.
420
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,628
Are my followers,
like, generally misinformed
421
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,797
and extremely biased? Also yes.
422
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,299
Nandika, I need you to be serious with me.
423
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,383
[Nandika] Mm-hmm?
424
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,927
Do you think I can still get away with
using my Drexel student ID?
425
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,638
To... rush a frat?
426
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,265
-No, I gotta get into the regatta.
-[Nandika] Hmm.
427
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,142
I still need one more chance
to talk to Whitehall and...
428
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,686
Fuck, now I gotta give these socks to Raj.
429
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,521
Can you go for me?
I really don't have time.
430
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,565
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. You have to get
your name approved in advance,
431
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,733
and I'm holding out for conjugal.
432
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,903
You know what? Raj will be fine.
433
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,529
Okay. Well, show him tit for me!
434
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,281
Where are my socks, bitch?
435
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,991
[? tense music playing]
436
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993
My brother's gonna be here
any minute, man.
437
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,246
He's, like, down the street.
Officers, where are you going? Officers?
438
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,414
[knuckles cracking]
439
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,291
Dude, come on.
440
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,793
Just be a little patient, man.
441
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,128
-[grunts]
-[glass door thumps]
442
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,839
[people chattering]
443
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,841
[? country music playing in casino]
444
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,013
-Hey.
-Hey!
445
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,724
Do you think it's a good idea
for a gambling addict
446
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,434
to be working out of a casino?
447
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,561
Being surrounded by losers
makes me feel like a winner.
448
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,605
So, thanks for coming. It helps.
449
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,398
Called you a loser.
450
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,566
I gathered that.
451
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,110
Listen, I have a proposition for you.
452
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,654
I'm not gonna do anything you want me to.
453
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,199
I will pay off your street debt
to Joey Nose...
454
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,325
Okay, I'll do it.
455
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,411
Oh, there's more.
456
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:21,624
...if you agree to just create
some distance between you and lucky.
457
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,001
You know, it's like a hundred K
plus the vig?
458
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087
I really want her.
459
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,131
We have a deal.
460
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,591
Alright, that's good. Um...
461
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,719
as an ending to the deal,
462
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,137
would you mind
463
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,517
if I humiliate you in front of Lucky?
464
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,477
Like, tonight?
465
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,187
What did you have in mind?
466
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,571
Remember, you throw the game,
I throw you the cash.
467
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,864
Yeah, we literally just talked about it.
I remember.
468
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:57,868
Max, you told me to show up
in "tradwife powder blue"? Ridiculous.
469
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,829
-Did you find a Raj solution?
-I did.
470
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,789
But first we settle this like men.
471
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,873
We pong.
472
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,418
[casino crowd chattering and laughing]
473
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,466
[? intense music playing]
474
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:14,844
You're serving.
475
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,637
And you're going down.
476
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,685
"S-M-D."
477
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,688
-What is it?
-"Suck my dick."
478
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,608
-That's "suck my dick"?
-I'm playing for real.
479
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,109
I want her back.
480
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,193
Ugh!
481
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,778
[growls]
482
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,365
[? intense music playing]
483
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,244
-[grunts]
-Ha ha!
484
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,787
That's called a smash, bitch!
485
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,539
-Dammit!
-Smash, baby.
486
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,999
You know, like we used to do?
487
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,168
Come on.
488
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,295
[groans]
489
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,589
Chinese style!
490
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,383
That's what it's called. It's not racist.
It's actually called that.
491
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,218
-My point!
-It's called a penhold.
492
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,595
That is racist.
493
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,640
[? intense music continues]
494
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,932
That doesn't count.
495
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,267
[scoffs, chuckles]
496
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,144
??
497
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,647
Ha-ha-ha! You suck!
498
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,148
[growling]
499
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,652
[phone buzzing]
500
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,321
Hi, beta.
501
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,198
Lucky Auntie,
you guys totally abandoned me.
502
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,450
Mir didn't show up,
so you can tell him he's dead to me.
503
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,577
And there's this guy in here,
his name is Big Rob,
504
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,995
and he's actually really big.
505
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,830
And he kicked my ass.
506
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,083
-I think he's gonna kill me.
-Okay.
507
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,292
Hello?
508
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,627
[guns cocking]
509
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,128
-There are people in jail...
-Whoa!
510
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,588
...trying to kill Raj,
511
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,883
and all you two can do is play
with your tiny balls?!
512
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,428
Wait, did you say people are trying
to kill Raj in jail?
513
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,014
So, he's under unreasonable risk
of harm in prison!
514
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,558
I could probably use that
to get him out on bail.
515
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,896
Wow, Danyal, that's actually genius.
How soon can you do that?
516
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,815
I'll file the appeal right now.
517
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,692
[speaking Urdu]
518
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,902
-[blows]
-[growls]
519
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,570
[thudding]
520
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,322
[grunting]
521
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,949
[in Urdu] Main jeet gaya, bandar chod!
522
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,952
That means, "I won, monkey fucker!"
523
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,913
[Lucky sighs heavily]
524
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,623
So, that's it?
525
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,252
Come on, Max,
I'm not gonna get back with Danyal.
526
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,589
I'm not some stuffed animal
you can just win at some carnival.
527
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,758
I just said all that
so I could get Raj out,
528
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,260
and it worked.
529
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,930
I'm crazy about you.
530
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,598
You treacherous harlot.
531
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,309
[? "Bringin' on the Night"
by Robbie Nevil playing]
532
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,353
[Nandika] The Fuck Me Felon is free!
533
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,648
[Rajis cheering]
534
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,400
Baby, I want you to meet your Rajis.
535
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,403
They are very, very excited
to hang out with you.
536
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,321
Okay, I'll be right there.
537
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,656
Okay, okay.
538
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742
Hey.
539
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,744
-Hey.
-I don't even want to have an orgy.
540
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,078
I'm not in the mood.
541
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,706
But I said I was going to.
542
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,499
And I'm a man of my word.
543
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,626
-Raj--
-Shut up. Hold my drink.
544
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,922
-My Rajis! Ah! [laughing]
-[Rajis screaming]
545
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,758
Kinda like the Rajneeshees.
546
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,843
I'm not gonna get
all Wild Wild Country on you.
547
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,221
[Nandika] These women did what
the American justice system couldn't.
548
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,682
-"Raj" on three. One, two, three.
-[all] Raj!
549
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,726
Well, Lucky, I know you and I have this
550
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,561
will-they-won't-they-they-should
551
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,564
'cause-it-would-be-so-good energy.
552
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,401
But when you pointed a gun at me,
I came to a very important realization.
553
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,487
I don't want to die.
554
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,238
So, Max, she's all yours.
555
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,741
Not really yours to give away.
556
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,827
But I do appreciate the sentiment, Danyal.
557
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,163
The most important thing
is that Raj is out for now.
558
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,623
So, thank you.
559
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,541
[glasses clinking]
560
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,043
[Nandika] And they have a dance for you.
561
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,920
And I've talked to each
and every single one of them,
562
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,797
and I think she's our third.
563
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,799
-She has stamina--
-Hey, hey! Hi, everyone.
564
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,926
Do you mind if I steal the man
of the hour for a second?
565
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,886
-Be quick.
-Okay.
566
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,180
What do you want, dude? I'm busy.
567
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,723
Look, I know that you're angry,
568
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,809
and I'm sorry
for not visiting you in jail.
569
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,227
I had to handle this shit with Whitehall.
570
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,561
-You get that, right?
-Oh, yeah.
571
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,146
I totally get it, dude.
572
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,690
You care more about the business
than you do your own brother.
573
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,317
-What?
-I got the shit
574
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,527
kicked out of me because of you!
575
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,154
We're in this situation because of you,
you fucking idiot!
576
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,781
-Don't fucking push me.
-Ow!
577
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,032
[Raj] Shut the fuck up!
578
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,492
Ah! You can't reach. You can't--
579
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,660
-Oh!
-Ahh!
580
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,078
Why are your nipples so small?
581
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,788
-[Raj] They're regular-sized!
-Hold this.
582
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,872
-Stop it!
-I have to fix
583
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,582
-every dumbass mistake you make.
-[grunting]
584
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,376
-I said stop it!
-You don't clean up shit!
585
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,211
[Raj and Mir screaming]
586
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,797
-[in Urdu] Sorry bolo.
-[both] No!
587
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,090
Congratulations, Max.
588
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,509
I'm sure you and Lucky
will be very happy together.
589
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,969
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
590
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,887
No, I don't forgive you!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
591
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,222
Not yet.
592
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,768
I still have two obstacles
I need to eliminate.
593
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,103
[Raj and Mir continue groaning]
594
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,230
[? "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
by Ol' Dirty Bastard playing]
595
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,649
? Shimmy, shimmy, ya
shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay ?
596
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,151
? Gimme the mic, so I can take it away ?
597
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,612
? Off on a natural charge, bon voyage ?
598
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,240
? Yeah, from the home
of the Dodger Brooklyn squad ?
599
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,659
? Wu-Tang killer bees on a swarm ?
600
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,995
? Rain on your college-ass disco dorm ?
601
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,872
? For you to even touch my skill ?
602
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,749
? You gotta go through one killer bee
and he aim for the kill ?
603
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,627
? Now chop that down, pass it all around ?
604
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,963
? Lyrics get hard quick
cement to the ground ?
605
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,132
? For any MC in any fifty-two states ?
606
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,759
? I get psycho killer, Norman Bates ?
607
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,596
? My producer slam
my flow is like, "Bam" ?
608
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,765
? Jump on stage and then I dip down ?
609
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,144
? I like the way you talkin' ?
610
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,605
? Ooh, baby, I like it raw ?
611
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,107
? Yeah, baby, I like it raw ?
612
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,568
? Ooh, baby, I like it raw ?
613
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,237
? Yeah, baby, I like it raw ?
614
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,573
? Ooh, baby, I like it raw ?
615
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,075
? Yeah, baby, I like it raw ?
616
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,578
? Ooh, baby, I like it raw ?
617
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,998
? Yeah, baby, I like it raw, huh ?
618
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,292
? Shimmy, shimmy, ya
shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay ?
619
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,003
? Shi-shimmy, shi-shi ?
620
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,088
? Shimmy, shimmy, ya
shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay ?
621
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,674
? Gimme the mic, so I can take it away ?
622
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,301
? Shimmy, shimmy, ya... ?
623
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,304
[? fanfare playing]
624
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:53,307
??
625
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:57,907
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