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Welcome to our land, it's way under, down under. It's going through, it's

yellow, it's rain or shine.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

When Topsy meets Turby, they start to spin like a Tasmanian devil in his

kin. Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Mum's alive, why is that new for but a log?

Molly's all fired up, we'll take place with the dog.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Didgeridingo and Wendell Seawolf. Francis X. Bush, lad is never uncool.

Boothwacker Bob and his mother called Mum.

Oh, yeah, don't forget Taz.

May I come in?

You know, sweetheart, I've been working so hard lately that I never get a chance

to see you.

So guess what?

Oh, silly.

I took the day off. We're going to spend the whole day together having fun.

I haven't played video games in so long, but I used to love them. You go first.

I was just talking to Mrs. Calabash. And fellas, well, that's Mrs. Calabash,

huh? Oh! Oh, watch out from behind, Taz.

Anyway, Phyllis is always bragging about her boy, Elroy.

Pull up, Taz.

Elroy is first violin in the school band.

Elroy got an A in physics. Elroy has 20 -20 vision. Elroy this, Elroy that.

Elroy, Elroy, Elroy. Well, I told Phyllis that... Oh, that's too bad, Taz.

My turn now.

Anyway, I told Phyllis that my Taz was starting to flop daily.

And my Taz used a fork for the very first time. Oh, I'd forgotten how much

video games are.

She got so red in the face, she almost popped her girdle.

I won!

Not bad for an old gal.

That was great, but I've got an even better idea.

My mother always said to me, Jean, why buy a dress when you could make one even

better? Stand up straight, Taz, dear.

That's better. Your grandmother may look like a little old lady to you, but in

her day she was quite a spitfire.

Straighten up, hon. I don't know how I'll ever live up to her. Your

kept a spotless house. The bathroom was so clean we could eat off the floor.

Raise your arm, Taz, honey. And sometimes we did eat in the bathroom,

were glad.

No, no, honey, raise your arm.

And she was never too tired to tuck us in at night and read us all a story.

Up, Taz, honey, up, not down.

My favorite was always crime and punishment.

That's better. Thank you, honey. I made her read it over and over.

Still needs something else.

Breathe in, Taz.

No, honey. Inhale, like this.

There. And now you know what?

Mama's little helper is going to get to sew.

Isn't that nice?

All you have to do is sew on the frilly collar and we'll have a dress we can

wear.

Having a little trouble?

Let me show you how, sweetie.

Nothing to it.

You know what we can do now?

No, not go inside.

You're such a funny bunny. We can surprise your father and plant that tree

him.

He was going to plant it this weekend, but if we do it, he can get in another

round of golf.

Wouldn't that be swell?

Oh, you're just teasing.

Right here will be perfect, don't you think?

Would you like to help dig the hole?

Look at that.

You did it already.

Oh, you're so smart, Tav. Just like your father.

Come on, honey.

It's real heavy, but the two of us can push it in together.

Ready?

You pull, and I'll push.

You're so strong, Taz.

Almost as strong as your father.

That man is a powerhouse.

Probably all the orange juice he drinks.

I hope you're drinking all your orange juice, honey.

You want to have muscles like your father, don't you?

I knew we could do it if we worked together.

Taz? Honey?

Taz? Honey?

When I nod...

You play this note twice.

See? We'll be playing a duet.

Oh, boy.

You know, just by chance, I saw my favorite soap opera the other day, and

as if I never missed an episode.

Never mind, honey. Let's try it again. And remember, it's this note.

Anyway, Michael and Louise found out they had both fallen for each other's

twins, but as it turned out, they were all related, so they were evil

quadruplets.

Almost, sweetie, but it's this note.

And remember the heart transplant Dr. Larry performed on Donna?

Well, it turns out he used a black market heart. Well, at first I thought

predictable, but... What's the matter, honey? I thought we were having a good

time together.

Don't you want to play piano with me?

No, but I thought we were having so much fun.

Didn't you enjoy planting the tree or making the dress?

No?

You didn't?

You don't want to be with me? Oh, it's okay. I understand.

Oh, you do want to play.

You were just kidding, weren't you?

I didn't play.

Oh, we're going to have such a wonderful time together.

Okay, Taz, you play your notes when I nod.

And then finally you were born. You weighed 23 pounds.

Oh, my ankles were so swollen. But when the doctors came in and said, Jean, it's

a boy, I was thrilled.

We had fun today, didn't we, honey?

Well, guess what? We had such a good day today.

There's no reason I can think of not to continue it tomorrow.

What do you say, honey?

and its way under, down, under. The sky's always yellow as rain or shine.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

When Topsy Needs Puppy, they start to spin like a Tasmanian devil in his

kin. Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Mum's alive, why a jacksnip will burn her log? Molly's all fired up, we'll

place with the dog.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Diddlery Dingo and Wendell Seawolf. Francis X Bush, lad, he's never uncouth.

Boothwacker Bob and his mother called Mum.

Oh yeah, don't forget Taz.

What's the fragrance of fresh flowers, Mr. Tasmanian Devil?

Well then, go ahead and smell them.

Sometimes gathering flowers can be quite a chore.

Oh, here, have a nice sugar cube.

Well now, nice, Mr.

Tasmanian Devil.

Could you take the first load back to my house?

Okay.

We've just found the mother of all loads.

Whoa, you ain't just whistling blue, Dan, you bull.

I rarely whistle, Axel. Our problem now is to determine which of our trapping

techniques would be most advantageous to these circumstances.

Ooh, ooh, why don't we try pouring salt on her tail?

Hmm, interesting theory. But I was just about to suggest a scheme of my own.

Hey, that's putting me in my place, boss.

Our plan will be to use your stealth.

Uh... What exactly is stealth?

I'm glad you inevitably asked, Axel.

Stealth is a procedure used in hunting whereby the hunters, that's us, quietly

creep up on their quarry, catching it completely off guard.

Understand? No. But I can just follow you like usual.

Novel idea, Axel. Hmm.

That looks like Tyris Quadrarita, also known as Rhino's Nose, a hardy perennial

and ground -tolerant. Goodness, what is that rock doing here?

Gee, Bo, he's really strong.

Your flair for stating the obvious is quite a virtue, Axel.

Perhaps stealth alone is not the solution.

By relying solely on stealth, we omitted a key ingredient in any trapping

scheme. Wait for it. Cunning.

Oh, boy.

I'm learning so much from you, Bo.

Still, I should have known to combine the two elements right from the start.

Color me embarrassed on this one.

These outfits represent the state of the art in stealth technology, and they're

completely machine washable. Gosh, suddenly I feel fresh as a summer's

These disguises allow us to blend in perfectly with the surrounding

And the beauty of this plan is that it has no moving parts.

All we have to do is sit here and act like flowers.

I was born for this moment, Paul.

Axel, finding meaning in life is a good thing.

Here she comes.

Assemble the rare Achillea tarnica, more commonly known as the sneezewort.

What a wonderful aroma.

Salami. Actually, it's prosciutto. I had an Italian sub sandwich for lunch.

Oh, talking flowers.

What a nice surprise.

We're not really flowers.

You're not?

Axel, let's reveal our true identities.

You're so sure it's a surprise, huh?

Ta -da!

We're actually hunters!

Well, we are professionals.

What are you hunting?

You. Really?

How flattering.

We'd do just about anything to make the zoo -going children of the world happy.

Zoo -going children?

Oh! I see you like children.

Oh, yes, yes.

Your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated. Now, be so kind as to step into that

cage, and we'll take you to them. Okay.

See, Axel, I told you. Bell and cunning would be a winning combination.

Mr. Flower Hunter, should we be getting to the zoo?

Right you are.

Axel, give me a hand with the cart.

Oh, let me help.

Will there be rabbits at the zoo? I just love rabbits.

I believe there may be a petting zoo.

Hey, pal, I know I'm just

a flower.

But even I know that your koala friend was abducted.

Yeah, it's a real shame. Listen, maybe you should go save her or something.

It's not easy being a device used only to further the plot.

Guys like us, Axel, we never get a break.

Very few people appreciate the rigors of our profession.

No rest for the weary, huh, Bo?

Oh, Mr. Flowicator, are we almost there yet?

It won't be long now.

Oh, good, because I really don't like to be out in the woods after dark.

It's so... Oh, look!

I thought it's Dixonia Antarctica.

It's amazing.

Are we all right?

Yes, but only temporarily.

Isn't it lovely?

Breathtaking.

Hello?

Hello? Fuzz off!

What was that, Bull?

I'm not positive, but it may be my vertebrae cracking.

Look!

Surremating venosum!

How interesting!

Uh, Bull, can we go over this capture thing again?

Now, she's our prisoner, right?

Well, there are many different kinds of captivity, Axel. And there's a scabosia

cloverium! You don't say!

You see, a good hunter is like a spider.

Oh!

He allows his prey to capture itself in the web that he lays out.

Lagundaria! How does Sony... Fascinating!

So you see, the more she runs free, the more she tires out. It's all part of the

trap. What's this silly boulder doing in here?

I think she's definitely tiring.

I think it's time we had a little talk.

Sure, Mr. Crocodazy.

Please, call me Bull.

Oh, how personal.

Okay, Mr. Bull.

I'm afraid we're going to have to establish a few ground rules.

Oh, like what?

Well, first, you've got to start acting a bit more captive -like. You know, not

run around free so much.

I can do that.

And second, you've really got to stop throwing boulders.

Okay. From now on, I'll be on my best... behavior at all.

we should cut our losses and run? Normally, I'd agree.

But who's going to tell her?

Oh, Mr.

Tasmanian Devil, what a lovely surprise.

Axel, I think I found a way out of our dilemma.

How's that, mighty mentor?

I don't have enough screen time right now to explain. Just follow my lead.

I can see from your heroic entrance that you've come to rescue this fair damsel

from the harsh captivity wrought upon her by us evil hunters.

Come, come, come.

No need for modesty.

I'm sure you were just about to give us both the kind of cataclysmic mauling we

richly deserve, right, Axel?

Uh, right, Bo.

Trust me.

If I might make a suggestion, it would probably be best if, after you gave us a

good thrashing, you tossed us as far away as your considerable strength would

allow. Really far away. Don't you agree, Axel?

You were a most gracious captive, Constance, but now we must leave.

Be sure to write sometime.

Bye, Mr. Plant People.

Farewell.

What's this silly beehive doing here?

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