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Hey guys, I'm Sean Alf, and today, like every day, I'll be having sex with

somebody out of my league.

I'm Sean Alf. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on

Pornset, handing out douches and scrubbing come -off love feeds.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

So, all right, man. So we're ready to do this then.

Fucking, I'm pumped. Yeah.

High five. High five, man. Yeah, there you go. Give me a fist bump. Yeah, fist

bump. There. All right, cool.

Can I get a woo?

Woo! All right. Can I get all right? Yeah, all right. Yeah. Yes, let's do

All right. Yeah, let's shoot some porno. Woo!

Are you Rachel Cavalli? I am. Are you Sean? I am.

We're going to be having sex today, so I've heard. I can't stop.

Come on in. That was like the smoothest pickup line ever, son.

I'm kind of known for my pickup lines.

And I'm like, I guess.

I just go to guys' doors.

Yeah, sure.

I love that it used to be important that we had to pretend like you were

ordering a pizza or a plumber or something, but now it's just like,

It's like both ways to a fucker girl. Yeah.

Do you guys know each other?

Yeah, he's one of my step -sons.

How many step -sons do you think you have?

A lot.

So do you have any advice for having sex with Rachel?

Keep her happy, man. Keep her happy.

That's my stepmom.

My stepmom deserves happiness.

Yeah, she does. And love. Where would be like the prime place that you would

wear that?

Like a club?

The beach maybe? I don't know if that's a club enough.

Is that a rhinestone bra?

Yes, it is. Are you evil Knievel?

I'm wearing that today for my shoot. Are you really? Yes.

That is fucking amazing.

Do you wear this to festivals?

I haven't got to wear it yet. But I'm going to wear it to the club for sure.

It looked like a Viking helmet.

I feel like... Do I look like a wrestler?

It actually looks like a Viking.

Or just... Like a battle helmet or something? You just had some type of

surgery. And he, like, bedazzled it for you.

They were like, oh, poor guy.

Bedazzled his headpiece. Do you need to wear a bra?

No, they just...

Make sure you brush everything off. What do you like?

I like this.

Yeah? What do you not like?

You're supposed to get my butt.

Okay.

There we go.

There we go.

Nobody asked me what I like. Yeah, I like for Sean to get some of that hair.

we tell you what you like, Al?

Oh, yeah, you want my hair. I like that hair out of the fucking way. That's what

I like.

So we can see what the fuck's going on.

There we go. There we go.

I understand.

What are you doing?

You like it? I like it all.

mm -hmm

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

Is he swallowing her?

You can lie back.

But you can lie back, Tom.

candidates here, but... I want to look like the nice one. Yeah.

You did get sweaty.

You did.

But it was worth it.

Totally.

Thank

you so

much.

I think I got squirt on you.

Yeah, I didn't know if I was sweating or that was a squirt.

So either way.

Everybody's wet right now.

Everybody's got moisture on them.

Guys, that seemed like hot. You guys did great.

That was fun.

Yeah.

Yeah. So why don't we all catch our breath being clitted and we'll come back

we'll talk about it.

Cool.

All right. So we are rolling on.

What are we rolling on? I don't know. I don't know.

She's just constantly like gently touching.

Yeah. And not so fucking great. Also, we figured out we have the same old people

hands. It means you have an old soul.

That's what I was told by.

We got old people hands. Thank you, people.

That was good.

It was a great theme. What was your thoughts?

I thought it was great.

I like that he prefaces it. It was a great theme. What did you think?

Yeah, I thought it was good.

Yeah, what did you think?

I thought it was good.

Yeah. I had a lot of fun.

You know...

What I've come to realize is that it has very little to do with me, and a lot to

do with who I'm working with, or just the energy that day, because I don't

to... If I struggle, it's not always... Right, I was going to say that's not

necessarily fair, because I think it is a combination of everything.