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Today on A Hot Porn Star Has Sex With A
Completely Average Guy, I will be having
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sex with Kayla Page.
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I'm Sean Al. For over four years, I've
worked as a production assistant on porn
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sets, handing out douches and scrubbing
come -off love seats.
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But now I want to try and make the leap
from behind the scenes to performing in
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front of the camera as a porn star.
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Your dick might be slumbering?
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I don't think it is, because I lotioned
it up real good. Several times.
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I was at the beach putting a lot of
lotion on my dick.
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You know what's funny, though?
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Going to the beach, having done this
line, I feel like there's a few things
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have changed. One, I was far less
nervous getting naked, because it's
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yeah, a lot of people see my dick all
the time. In high school, when you're
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showering with everybody, and you
realize, oh, yeah.
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There's some dudes with big dicks. Most
everybody has, like, the same basic size
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dick.
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There's dudes with smaller dicks than
me.
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Aesthetically, there's nothing wrong
with my dick. Now, whether my dick will
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work today, that's who knows.
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Hey. Hey.
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How's it going?
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Good. Good time on life.
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Yeah, well, there's more in my car.
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I'm closer in the other bathroom.
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I hope my shoes are in there.
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Hi.
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I'm seeing you here.
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Are you feeling those big ol' titties on
your cock?
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Is that so good?
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Wow.
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It's right there.
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It's gonna be a great scene.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I feel so good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck yeah. There you go.
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Yes.
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Oh, shit!
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Foot cramp.
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Sorry.
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Shane, you fucking asshole, man. Shane!
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She clearly said she wanted to stop
because of her foot cramp.
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This isn't about you today, Shane. No,
keep going.
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Keep it moving.
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This isn't about you.
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Use the pain.
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You're right. It's motivation.
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You got it. Oh, my God.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm fucking deep in there. Yes, yes.
Just like that.
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Oh, just fucking like that.
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We're at 20 minutes right now.
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Upstack.
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How many minutes do we need?
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We need an hour and a half.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So we got time.
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And then software.
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And then software.
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Yeah. And then our dialect.
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Whenever. I mean, honestly, we're good.
So whenever you're ready to pop, you're
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good to go.
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Do you have a preference on where I'm
coming?
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I'm not going to come in your face.
Okay, perfect. Then I don't care.
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Okay. You just come in my armpit.
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that'd be a new one
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I love you.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck it.
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Fuck it.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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How did today go based on what you
thought it would be?
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Did you have any expectations?
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Honestly, I had zero expectations.
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I knew it was going to be the two of you
here, and so I knew I was going to have
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a great time no matter what. And I also
knew that I trust both of you, and that
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is the perfect recipe for me. It was
like all the things I needed. I don't
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like, oh my God, I need spectacular sex,
or I need this or that.
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Or a giant dick.
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I was not expecting that. We don't need
any of that. We don't need that.
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So you did great, you average man, you.
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It happened.
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It happened. It was an amazing scene.
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I'm still wearing you for like an hour.
I know.
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She likes me in some way. Yeah, I do.
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You know, even though I know it's fake,
it still makes me laugh.
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How sad is that? That I know that it's a
joke, but it's still funny to me.
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It's not fake. There's genuine leather.
Do you want your lunchable now?
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Yeah. No.
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It's probably, yeah. It's a good
lunchbox. Juice box, guys. All right. It
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great scene. It was a great scene. Great
scene.
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Bye, guys.
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What was weird is, like, when you're
swimming in the water and your dick's
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kind of floating, I'm like, I bet this
looks really tempting for a fish.
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