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Today on A Hot Porn Star Has Sex With A Completely Average Guy, I will be having

sex with Kayla Page.

I'm Sean Al. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on porn

sets, handing out douches and scrubbing come -off love seats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

Your dick might be slumbering?

I don't think it is, because I lotioned it up real good. Several times.

I was at the beach putting a lot of lotion on my dick.

You know what's funny, though?

Going to the beach, having done this line, I feel like there's a few things

have changed. One, I was far less nervous getting naked, because it's

yeah, a lot of people see my dick all the time. In high school, when you're

showering with everybody, and you realize, oh, yeah.

There's some dudes with big dicks. Most everybody has, like, the same basic size

dick.

There's dudes with smaller dicks than me.

Aesthetically, there's nothing wrong with my dick. Now, whether my dick will

work today, that's who knows.

Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Good. Good time on life.

Yeah, well, there's more in my car.

I'm closer in the other bathroom.

I hope my shoes are in there.

Hi.

I'm seeing you here.

Are you feeling those big ol' titties on your cock?

Is that so good?

Wow.

It's right there.

It's gonna be a great scene.

Oh, my goodness.

I feel so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck yeah. There you go.

Yes.

Oh, shit!

Foot cramp.

Sorry.

Shane, you fucking asshole, man. Shane!

She clearly said she wanted to stop because of her foot cramp.

This isn't about you today, Shane. No, keep going.

Keep it moving.

This isn't about you.

Use the pain.

You're right. It's motivation.

You got it. Oh, my God.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm fucking deep in there. Yes, yes. Just like that.

Oh, just fucking like that.

We're at 20 minutes right now.

Upstack.

How many minutes do we need?

We need an hour and a half.

Okay. Yeah.

So we got time.

And then software.

And then software.

Yeah. And then our dialect.

Whenever. I mean, honestly, we're good. So whenever you're ready to pop, you're

good to go.

Do you have a preference on where I'm coming?

I'm not going to come in your face. Okay, perfect. Then I don't care.

Okay. You just come in my armpit.

that'd be a new one

I love you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

How did today go based on what you thought it would be?

Did you have any expectations?

Honestly, I had zero expectations.

I knew it was going to be the two of you here, and so I knew I was going to have

a great time no matter what. And I also knew that I trust both of you, and that

is the perfect recipe for me. It was like all the things I needed. I don't

like, oh my God, I need spectacular sex, or I need this or that.

Or a giant dick.

I was not expecting that. We don't need any of that. We don't need that.

So you did great, you average man, you.

It happened.

It happened. It was an amazing scene.

I'm still wearing you for like an hour. I know.

She likes me in some way. Yeah, I do.

You know, even though I know it's fake, it still makes me laugh.

How sad is that? That I know that it's a joke, but it's still funny to me.

It's not fake. There's genuine leather. Do you want your lunchable now?

Yeah. No.

It's probably, yeah. It's a good lunchbox. Juice box, guys. All right. It

great scene. It was a great scene. Great scene.

Bye, guys.

What was weird is, like, when you're swimming in the water and your dick's

kind of floating, I'm like, I bet this looks really tempting for a fish.