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So you've got to check with this guy I just interviewed.

He did very well actually.

I'm quite impressed.

I think he's definitely got the job, but I thought maybe you might want to just

have a little go, see what you think.

Yeah.

I've heard a few things about you.

I've heard you're a clever, is that right?

His dick got hard.

His dick got hard.

Oh yeah, I did admit to you, my boy.

When she was pushing the cock, it got hard.

Oh my god, it's not hard now, is it?

It is hard now.

It's a bit of a small target.

It's a bit of a small target, isn't it?

I'm just going to double make sure.

I'm just going to check how much you really do.

Oh, you really do.

You should be a guilty person, aren't you?

Why are you trying to close

your legs? You can't close your legs. Why even bother?

You're just vlogging your own...

Aren't you?

Stay nice and still.

under there.

I thought you wanted the job. Do you want the job?

Do you want the job?

Yeah.

Say yes, you want the job. Yes, I want the job.

And how much do you want the job?

I need the job a lot.

You need it, don't you?

Yeah, the office bit.

Every time you get a bit stressed, we can just pick you up.

You can be our little...

You can be our little stress ball.

And then we can come in and we can squeeze you.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

You've got a bit cool, like going to a chub.

It's a child.

They're kicking you in the balls. I mean, they'll believe you.

They won't believe you.

You're just a filthy pervert. They'll be like, oh, it's a filthy pervert making

up lies again.

Did you make one of them?

I didn't even try. I didn't even try. I'm trying to stop.

Okay, do you want to get a knife?

Ooh, actually, maybe I can get one just for you. Ooh, that's neat.

Do you want us to stop? You'd be all flappy and floppy but you're not.

Oh, yeah.

Because it's so much fun to be in the office.

All office bitch.

Yeah.

Crawling around on the floor.

I think one of the rules should be of the job is that you have to wear thongs

every day. Yeah. And it actually has a whale tail sticking out at the back so

that everyone can see that you're a fucking filthy perler that wears thongs.

Yep.

Well, I haven't yet.

Yeah, you love it, don't you?

Huh?

Don't you?

I'm so like you!

Are you going to behave yourself

now, too?

Yeah?

Sure, if you want lift off.

It's not too late to back out.

I don't think you'll want to be perving at any more

of the women in this office. Because if you do, you think this was bad.

Huh? You think this was bad. This is really painful.

You've got perving on us then.

Because if we find you doing it again, it's going to be a lot worse than this.

In fact, in fact.

What if a little video of you got out?

A little video of you getting your balls kicked in.

Do you know what that would do?

Do you know what that would do?

We can

get a nice little uniform, can't we? Yes, absolutely.

Nice little gear thong, nice little bright pink thong, G -string, to stick

out at the back. And you're going to love doing overtime.

In fact, you're going to enjoy working for it so much, you're going to do

overtime for free, aren't you? Yes, yes.

So yeah, what do you think? Should we fire him?

I think so. I think we should have some fun with him.

If we wear them out, we can just get another one, can't we? That's true,

the last one, yeah.

How many months do you give it?

I don't know, as long as you like to keep doing it.

Very good, maybe it's learning.

Well, I'll use your turn over if one of you weakens.

You scared?

I can see running down the sides from his armpits. I think he

might be a little bit scared.

Wow.

Welcome to the office.

Yeah.

Welcome to the girls.

Absolutely. I can't wait.

That's one. You might have to leave me for a little while just to get rid of

that. Yeah, they don't want to see that. You might block that up. Yeah,

absolutely.

Yeah. Right. Just wait right there.

Yeah. Lovely to meet you.