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Hey, I'm Leanna Lovings, and I'm a gamer.

I've been playing games from as far back as I can remember.

It started when my mom and my sister got the

PlayStation 1.

So I've been a pretty big fan of the Tomb Raider franchise, and Lara Croft

is kind of a role model character -wise.

She's pretty hot, too.

And I think today we're going to be playing Fortnite. I have some pretty

memories of Fortnite from when it first started, right around the Battle Royale

craze. I kind of prefer Modern Warfare and PUBG

in comparison. So, you know, I think Fortnite

can suck it, but...

I think it would be really fun to play though with Chrissy.

So that's where I am today.

I'm really looking forward to it. And I guess you'll be able to tell when the

match starts.

Hi, I'm Chrissy Knight.

I'm super excited to be filming for Team Skeet today.

And it's my first time getting to work with Leanna and play with Leanna.

Get it?

We are going to be playing Fortnite today and we got all dressed up

and got our little ears on and our little wigs on.

I started playing games. I probably played Mario Kart and we had a Wii

up and then the Xbox One came out when I was in like

sixth grade showing my age and we got the little lanyard and all of my cousins

had xbox one so i started playing there um here recently i've been getting back

into it more um i've been playing a lot of fallout actually um the

first time i played um i didn't really know much of the premise besides

of the world and I was just wandering around and hanging out by the pond and

just Seeing what all was around and I got fucked up by a swan. It took me

Weeks of playing in order to accumulate the amount of stuff it took to destroy

him But he has a special spot in my heart because that was my whole goal of

game was just to get past him and

Now I've got my own little setup there, and it's super fun.

I love the ability to kind of control your future,

control your gaming experience. It's more like a movie than gaming, I think.

And I really just enjoy that.

But I'm super excited to get to play today.

played Fortnite a couple times, but I'm definitely not the best at the actual

shooting and multitasking. I'm not the best multitasker, but I'm super

excited and it's gonna be tons of fun.

Let's get to it.

All right, I'm gonna start putting this into the queue.

So, what do you say about

Whoever gets the most kills in this match wins.

Kills? Not just dies the least?

Come on.

Even if you're a sharpshooter.

Okay, I mean, dies the least is a good one.

Dies the least is a good one.

Okay. So we're not playing follow the leader? Everyone for themselves?

Everyone on their own?

Oh, God.

I don't know about that.

Looks like we've loaded into the game.

I think it's so cool that we've got like a soccer event going on right now.

Gosh, I love Fortnite.

Okay.

Ooh, I wonder which part of the map we should spawn in.

I'm just going to wing it.

I'm so happy that I got the little chicken parachute.

This thing is so cute.

I haven't even cast it yet, though.

I don't think we've been to this bar. Yeah, yeah.

Purple building.

There we go. Chicken!

Oh my goodness, I love this thing.

It's so silly.

It's so silly.

Am I going to land on weapons?

Ah, me too, man.

Oh, I landed on...

There's not much up here. Yeah, right. I didn't see anyone else fall nearby

either. So I guess we're pretty safe for now.

I'm glad that the map is so big because now it gives us time.

Oh, am I just going to... Yeah, yeah. I love the music lines.

Oh,

am I going to die? No, I'm not. Okay.

Okay. I'm safe.

Good guys.

I don't want a cow to catch it.

Oh my, it looks like we're way out of the circle.

So it looks like we're going to have to get into it.

Oh my gosh.

I just got so focused.

Do you see the chicken?

I'm near the chicken.

Oh my god, I just got it. OK.

Come on.

Here we are.

I promise I'm going to get more kills than you. I'm going to do it.

Oh, this one has more ammo.

Oh, right.

I think I'm going to go towards my first kill right now.

And what?

Are we going to find him?

Ooh, there are a lot of people shooting in that corner.

Maybe I shouldn't wait until... Let's see.

How close or far are they?

Did you just kill a wolf?

What are you girls playing?

Oh, we're playing Fortnite.

Oh, fun.

Who's the winner?

I don't think I can decide.

Nobody so far. Oh, really? Yeah.

We just got to say goodbye to the other only 50 players remaining.

Huh.

So which one are you, Liana?

Oh, I'm the one on top.

Oh, are you? Yeah.

You're getting too distracted.

I can use the help.

This is not fair.

This is? This is not even fair.

I don't know if I heard you talking about how much of a pro gamer you are.

shouldn't be a problem.

Evening out the playing field.

Yeah, you know.

Well,

let's see what you got.

We'll just see what happens, I guess.

I don't know.

I think you're going to lose.

No.

No, don't say that.

I won't say that.

It's just going to happen.

Oh my gosh, they can teleport?

Oh my god.

I did not realize that I could go through walls.

Alrighty. I just killed them.

Are they there?

I feel like I'm... Making you better at this game. No!

You need to try a little harder.

Okay, okay. Try a little harder.

That's because I got my first kill.

Not on this one.

Close.

Screwing up yet?

No. What?

Oh,

I see a person.

There's another person.

Why is there nothing?

Stop jumping.

Stay still so I can kill you.

Stop jumping!

They

killed

me

I'm gone. Oh, there you are. Oh, wait.

Yay!

Go, yeah, go, go, go.

How did you get that far?

I was running.

You kept jumping.

I had an explosive booger.

How did I still... There you are.

Oh shit, there's a person.

Get him, get him, get him. I'm dead anyway, just kidding.

Oh, look at all my stuff.

You think

you're

still gonna be a little bit?

I got it!

Can we shoot the fish?

Yeah, I think you can.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, no!

They shot the trees.

Well, I'm going to try and get you.

Oh, God. Never mind. I can't. I can't get you. No. Okay.

Abort mission. Abort mission.

Oh, I'm going to die.

You might make it. My two kills count.

My two kills count.

Oh,

you might make it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

It wasn't for that rock.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

You're having fun.

You know what?

You know what, Chrissy?

Let's see how you do.

Not well.

You're doing pretty well.

massage to help you concentrate.

Relax into the game.

It's a button.

It is.

You just sit back and focus. Just concentrate. Oh, another one?

Wow, you're pretty terrible at this, Kate.

It doesn't count. It's only a comparison. Don't worry.

Don't worry, it doesn't count. I will kill myself so that you can play

a little more, okay?

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

There we go.

Now I'll die, and then I'm going to rematch.

Still play six.

Even with the...

I just choked on myself.

Oh, there we go.

Okay. Wrong one goes to you.

I don't think you needed the distraction.

I don't think I did.

What the fuck is that?

Oh, a new landmark discovery.

It looks like there are 68 people.

I still haven't found any good weapons.

I know.

This seems a little bit harder.

I can travel through walls.

How are you traveling through walls?

How do you not lose them?

Because I'll win it.

Hey, right now we're tight on this match.

Tight on this match, huh?

Oh, I heard that.

Oh my goodness.

I'm still lost right now.

It'd be really difficult to put me on these stairs.

I didn't think I'd get that one before.

What's wrong?

Lack of concentration.

Oh, my dick's talking to the mic.

Hello, gamers!

Yeah, distractor. There's people up here.

I know some people.

Fuck this chicken up.

Who's gonna win?

Who's going to lose?

I guess we're going to find out.

Liana's still in the lead.

I know.

We're working on it. I haven't seen a person.

It's a choke splash.

Kater, get over here.

What? Yeah,

I know.

I'm totally not going to make it if someone finds me right now.

Oh, there they are.

You can run on a sprint.

Oh, shoot.

I got a big... Are you kidding me?

Oh, yeah.

You're playing too well.

Thank you.

I'm not talking to you.

I don't love how the playing feels a little bit.

I found a graveyard.

How are you gonna talk to your friends without your headphones?

Here, stick that toe out.

Some weak gameplay right there. Come on.

Oh, it doesn't believe.

No,

I'm not in the circle.

I'm going to die.

No, you have two kills, but you're one round down.

Yeah.

Fucking chicken.

Fuck your shoulder.

That's what I'm gonna do.

No, that's enough jacking off.

Fucking shoulder.

Fuck your fucking shoulder.

Get off.

Okay, now you're done.

Literally climb up on your hands.

Okay, pro gamer.

My glasses are smeared with pre -cum from your

dick. Oh, really?

Yeah. That's like fog of war. I'm going to do a little harder.

Yeah?

Alright,

good luck.

Oh my gosh.

The map is getting tiny.

I can see each side.

Where the fuck are all the people?

There's only nine left.

I can see nobody.

Oh, there's one more.

There's people everywhere.

I was about to say, like, I could do it.

I could do it right here. Oh, really?

I bet you.

She thinks she can beat you up and get fucked.

I'm sure she could.

Okay.

We'll see about that.

I'll do my best for you, Chrissy.

Okay.

Chrissy, this is like a really big handicap.

You got this.

There you go.

I'm just going to hang on here.

Oh wow, there's only four people left.

Oh, there's three people!

All right.

She's having trouble.

The more focused we are.

Probably. I know I said so.

Thank you. You're going to have to tell us afterwards.

Okay. For sure.

Ugh.

No, I think you're getting closer to the circle though.

I'm in the circle.

No, you're not in the circle.

No, you gotta run towards the line. You're running parallel to the

line.

There you go. Something's distracting me. I can't put my finger on it. Yeah,

that's why I'm here.

We need to try something different.

Yeah, yeah Oh

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm so fucking lucky right now.

I think Chrissy started to win.

Someone's shooting me in my... How do you get out of this truck?

Oh, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. You're too close to the TV.

I can't see it.

I can't move.

I think my truck's dying. Oh, my God. Wait, where are you? Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it just exploded around. They just shot your truck to heck.

I totally saw that. They killed me.

No, no, no. You're just down.

They haven't killed you yet.

like what he said.

Oh, you won!

Number one!

Oh my god.

You think you should have been expecting him?

He can't expect me.

Thank you.

Oh, it looks like jelly pumpkins.

Oh, those are hot air balloons. Those are air balloons.

I

don't

have pickups. Do you have pickups?

I don't have pickups.

I feel like it's kind of natural, right?

Yeah.

Oh, it's you!

That's not even.

I only have four bullets.

I have four bullets.

I'm not emotionally prepared for more people.

somebody. Oh shit, I'm way out of the circle. Fuck. Right? Yeah.

It was not paying attention.

Where are we?

I am so cum drunk, I can't even tell her.

Um, this is a blind speaking in the wrong direction, but that's totally

You're not in the circle yet, but you will be.

We're getting there.

Yeah. I'm right back.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

We can't go over it. We can't go under it. Yeah, you just have to walk around

it, unfortunately.

Tis the way of the mountain.

Oh, I'm shaking.

Oh, fuck, wild boar.

I was about to say, I really hope that was you shooting at me.

I have not shot you.

Oh, I'm in the thick of it this time.

Into the thick of it.

She's doing too well.

And you're doing too well.

I killed one person this match, and there are

58 people left.

Oh my gosh.

Oh shit, I'm chrome. Why am I chrome?

Oh shit. You got chromified?

I got chromified.

I'm very gooey.

Why am I just a blob?

Can you shoot as a blob?

my truck and can't nobody stop me watch out oh you can have one too we can be

twinsies oh yeah all right where are people at all right

i'll cover for you okay it does not do as well with off -road as i would like

to

There you go.

Get in the vehicular.

Losing a little concentration there?

Yeah.

I'm not trying to be mad.

At least we've got like 25 people left.

Yeah. Oh, that's right.

Do I want a shotgun or do I want... You always say you want a rifle.

Yeah.

I got the rifle.

I'm still playing, though.

Well, I'm dead.

Sometimes you don't always need both hands.

Probably doing this with one hand.

Well, it's going to shrink, though. All 25 are going to be in a teeny tiny

little spot.

Let's see.

Okay, I'm in the very center of the map.

You know what, Chrissy?

I think you should be distracted a little bit more.

Yeah, Chrissy's still in the chair.

I was helping.

Get over here.

You have fun, Chrissy.

Oh, he's dead pendant, plus my link is tied.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I just have a circle.

Do you want me to find another mask so we can keep tying kills?

Mm -hmm, it's okay.

We got tied this game.

If we're tied, yeah.

I think you deserve to stay a little bit longer.

The hardest time.

Okay, okay.

Well, I'm not going to be able to get to the building that I wanted, but...

You'll be able to get to a building.

Oh, hey, there you are.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a boulder.

Did you get him? Fuck that butterfly.

Why do you get all that cool stuff?

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna come.

Yeah? Yeah.