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"That everyone who believes
may have eternal life in him.
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For God so loved the world that
he gave his one and only son."
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Here we go.
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Yes, Sheldon?
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When you said God gave
his son to the world,
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did you mean Earth or the universe?
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Earth.
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But if God created the universe,
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wouldn't he want to save all of it?
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Yes, uh, he would.
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Then why did you say Earth?
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"Earth" is a synonym for the universe.
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He's grabbing at straws now.
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So if God's plan is to
save all of the universe,
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that means a race of octopus
aliens light-years away
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could only be saved by Jesus?
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Sure.
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Even though they never
would've heard of him?
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Yes.
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Even though his appearance
might be terrifying to them?
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W-Why would his
appearance be terrifying?
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He has four limbs and they have eight.
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- Okay, that's enough.
- No, no.
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I prayed people would be
more interested in my sermons.
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I suppose I should've
been more specific.
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Sheldon, if these creatures
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were born without sin, they
don't need to be saved by Jesus.
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What if an octopus Adam and
Eve brought sin to their world?
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Would they be saved by a human
Jesus or an octopus Jesus?
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And then I said octopus aliens
didn't need to become Christian
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because they're not
affected by original sin.
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You should've been there; Pastor
Jeff almost started crying.
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Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.
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That's your fault for having a hangover.
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Or it's God's fault for
putting Sunday morning
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after Saturday night.
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- Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack?
- Hello?
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Sure, maybe later.
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Later's a little vague.
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Could you please be more specific?
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When I'm good and ready. How's that?
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Better, but I'd really
like to nail this down.
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Why don't you ask your
father to take you?
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- Dad?
- What?
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Can you please take me to Radio Shack?
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I'm busy. Ask your meemaw.
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I did. She said to ask you.
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Well, ask her again.
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Seems counterintuitive, but all right.
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Meemaw?
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Oh, Lord.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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Stephanie Hanson's daughter was
in a car accident last night.
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She died.
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Oh, no.
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My God.
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She was barely 16.
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That's horrible.
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Is there anything we can do?
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I don't know.
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Um... ugh.
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I need to call folks at the church.
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Any more thoughts on Radio Shack?
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Sheldon, do you really think
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this is the appropriate
time to ask that question?
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I did, but now I'm
second-guessing myself.
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How you holding up?
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I'm okay.
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16 years old.
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It's just awful.
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It's all part of God's plan.
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How come we don't get
to go to the funeral?
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Why would you want to go to a funeral?
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I've never been to one.
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When you get to be my age,
you get to go to plenty.
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That's, like, a hundred years from now.
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You make it hard to love you.
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Do you really see a dead body?
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Sometimes.
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How close do you get to it?
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Real close, if you want.
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And the clothes they're wearing,
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is that the clothes
they become a ghost in?
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Depends. In the movie Ghost,
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Patrick Swayze has on the
outfit that he dies in.
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Casper runs around butt naked.
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Maybe he died naked.
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That's fun to think about.
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And y'all wonder why
you're not at the funeral.
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Good morning, Peg.
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Well, it will be once this
cup of Sanka works its magic.
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Is Pastor available?
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Oh, he's on the phone with his wife.
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- Oh, should I come back?
- Nah.
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He usually gets his
groveling done pretty quick.
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So... that little Hanson
girl, that was horrible, huh?
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Yeah.
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Reminds you that...
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life is precious.
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You're up, slugger.
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Come in.
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I have the clothing drive flyers
if you'd like to take a look.
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Thank you.
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You all right, Mare?
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No, not really.
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Um... I can't stop thinking
about that little girl.
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I understand.
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That's why it's important in these times
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to take comfort in our faith.
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What if that's not doing the trick?
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Events like this can
certainly create doubt.
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It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.
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What do you do?
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I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.
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Mary, we each have a
relationship with God,
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and relationships take work.
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Get out there.
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Help the needy, start a Bible study,
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hug a stranger and tell
'em the Lord loves 'em.
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But not a child; that
backfires on you, big-time.
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Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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You are most welcome.
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Oh, and tell Sheldon
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I spoke to my seminary professor,
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and the official ruling is:
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God would appear to the octopus
aliens in octopus alien form
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and save their eight-legged souls.
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Praise Jesus!
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I should put that in a sermon.
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Hold on, hold on. Thank you, God,
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for this food we are about to
receive and for the nourishment
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of our bodies, and bless the
hands that prepared it. Amen.
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We're doing this at breakfast now?
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Yes, I think it's a nice idea.
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She's eating Count Chocula.
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Doesn't he play for the other side?
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I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.
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Mom, have you received any
distressing phone calls today?
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No. Why?
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Just wondering if it's
an appropriate time
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to ask if you could
take me to Radio Shack.
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Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today.
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I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson family.
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Then I have my new prayer group.
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And after that, I'm gonna get started
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on a faith garden in the backyard.
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A faith garden? What the hell is that?
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Language.
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It's an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.
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Don't you already speak to him indoorsy?
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Yes, but in the backyard,
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I can enjoy the beautiful
world he gave us.
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You can also smell the
Sparks' chicken coop.
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Well, I think it sounds nice.
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Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck
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to get all the dirt and
flowers and tools that I need.
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- Sure.
- Oh, oh, almost forgot.
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Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough
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to paint a Psalm on?
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I can do that.
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Wish me luck!
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Luck!
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Mm-hmm!
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Is Mom okay?
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How the heck should I know?
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She left. You can say "hell."
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...our hearts and stir us to action.
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If my mother's faith was
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the Starship Enterprise,
over the next week,
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she achieved warp factor 9.
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I can't hear you!
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Amen!
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Let 'em hear ya in heaven!
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- Heck yeah!
- Amen!
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Despite his concerns over her sanity,
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my dad found a rock worthy
of her faith garden.
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Ooh, right over there.
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- Here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Gently!
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Honey, it's a rock.
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I know, but still.
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I pray that you protect
Sheldon in all that he does.
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What are you doing?
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I'm praying for you.
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She needs it more than I do.
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You think I didn't start with her?
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Lord, thank you for inspiring me
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to build this faith garden
and for your eternal love.
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Also, please look
after the Hanson family
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to find strength...
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in their time of grief.
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And I thank you for the years they had
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with their beautiful daughter.
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So when you gonna take me
to get my learner's permit?
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Georgie, you've heard
us talking to Sheldon
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about asking questions at
inappropriate times, right?
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Yeah, so?
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So, given what's happened this week,
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do you think it's an appropriate time
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to be talking about driving?
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Why? 'Cause that girl died?
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Yes, that.
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For your information, I'd
be an excellent driver.
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I wouldn't trust you to
push a shopping cart.
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Would you feel more
confident if I told you
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I already know how to drive?
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- Video games don't count.
- I'll have you know
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I've driven Meemaw's car.
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I also drove your truck one
night while you were sleeping.
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Are you crazy?!
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I parked it and
everything, you had no idea.
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Okay, let...
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let me get this straight...
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You're trying to prove to me
that you're a responsible person
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by admitting you stole my truck.
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I said I was responsible,
never said I was smart.
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Hey.
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Let's go out.
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- Go out where?
- I don't know,
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Dairy Queen, shooting
range, line dancing?
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Have you been drinking?
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I might've had a wine cooler or two.
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Sweetheart, that ain't drinking.
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The bartender asked to see my I.D.
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Honey, he does that to get tips.
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He asked me for mine, too.
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Well, I like to think we're
both young attractive ladies.
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To that old fart? Yeah.
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- Mmm.
- Whoa.
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Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.
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I'm fine.
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Are we gonna shoot pool or not?
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You bet.
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Hmm!
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Did you know George
and I used to come here
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when we first started dating?
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Is that so?
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He kissed me right over
there in that booth.
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Why, was there some
barbecue sauce on your face?
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It's a fat joke.
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I got it, Mom.
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Come on. Come on.
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Why are you putting us to bed?
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'Cause your mother's out.
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Where is she?
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She's with your grandmother.
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- Where'd they go?
- I don't know.
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- Why don't you know?
- Because I'm here with you!
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Good night. Sweet dreams.
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Mom gives us kisses.
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Fine.
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Mm, your beard is scratchy.
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Too bad. Sheldon?
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I respectfully pass.
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Mom also does the good night dance.
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Now you're just screwing with me.
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Night.
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You should've gone with
"sings us a lullaby."
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Yeah, I got cocky.
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Slow down there, sister, you
got church in the morning.
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Who says I'm going?
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What is happening with you?
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Do you really want to know?
266
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So, the other day I
was making a casserole
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to bring over to the Hansons,
268
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and I wanted to include a sympathy card.
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So I started to write,
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"Your daughter's in a better place."
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And I had to stop.
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Because how could that possibly be true?
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How could a better place be anywhere
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than at home safe with her family?
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She was just a little kid.
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That could've...
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been Georgie behind the wheel.
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How could that possibly be God's plan?
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Looks like you could
use a shoulder to cry on.
280
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:19,030
No, she does not need
a shoulder to cry on,
281
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,070
but I do need a place
to store my pool stick.
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Maybe I'd like that.
283
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Get.
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00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,250
What the hell?
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Your problem now.
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Ooh. Watch it.
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Here.
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What am I supposed to do with her?
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I don't know. But be careful.
290
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Last time she was this drunk,
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you ended up with your first son.
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Night.
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He's not that fat, Mom!
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Now you're cooking breakfast for us?
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00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,890
Your mom's not feeling well.
296
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,560
- Is she contagious?
- No.
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Just tired.
298
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,990
Did you check her for ticks?
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00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,720
Soon as she wakes up.
300
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,300
You can check her while she's asleep.
301
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,340
Sit down!
302
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,520
Do you even know how to cook?
303
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:20,820
Believe it or not, I am
capable of making breakfast.
304
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,630
Sorry. It's not like we
see you do much around here.
305
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,830
How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"?
306
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,170
Chocolate chips?
Thanks for cooking, Dad.
307
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,300
Is Mom going to church?
308
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,340
I don't think she's up to it.
309
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,980
But she never misses church.
310
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,160
Are you feeling better?
311
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,510
Yes, baby, I'm fine.
312
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,230
All right, here we go.
313
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,740
Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner?
314
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,210
I'm loving Dad.
315
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,890
Where were you last night?
316
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,360
Out with your grandmother.
317
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,490
But where'd you go?
318
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,650
- Enough questions.
- Y'all ask me questions
319
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,990
when I come home late.
320
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,180
Oh, I can explain that... you're
an idiot and we don't trust you.
321
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,220
Mom, you didn't say grace.
322
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,340
Don't worry about it.
323
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,370
Come on, y'all.
324
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,040
Can I sit with you?
325
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,710
I think Mommy needs
to be alone right now.
326
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,680
All right.
327
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,250
Mom, I'm scared.
328
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,460
Why?
329
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:45,560
You didn't go to church,
you stopped saying grace.
330
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,830
I don't understand what's going on.
331
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,730
It's kind of hard to explain.
332
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,370
Is it me?
333
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,840
Did I do something wrong?
334
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,770
Of course not.
335
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,370
Come here.
336
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,770
Sheldon...
337
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,230
faith means believing in something
338
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,050
you can't know for sure is real.
339
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:20,350
And right now, I am
struggling with that.
340
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,060
So you don't believe in God anymore?
341
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:27,030
That isn't something
for you to worry about.
342
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,240
I need to figure this out myself.
343
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,370
Can I help? Maybe I could
provide a fresh perspective.
344
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,020
I don't think so, baby.
345
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,170
Did you know that if gravity
346
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,610
were slightly more powerful,
347
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,040
the universe would collapse into a ball?
348
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:48,170
I did not.
349
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:52,210
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful,
350
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,880
the universe would fly apart
351
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,310
and there would be no stars or planets.
352
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,880
Where you going with this, Sheldon?
353
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,680
It's just that gravity
is precisely as strong
354
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,190
as it needs to be.
355
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,850
And if the ratio of the
electromagnetic force
356
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,880
to the strong force wasn't one percent,
357
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,510
life wouldn't exist.
358
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,960
What are the odds that
would happen all by itself?
359
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:15,970
Why are you trying to
convince me to believe in God?
360
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,660
You don't believe in God.
361
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,730
I don't, but the
precision of the universe
362
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:23,070
at least makes it logical to
conclude there's a creator.
363
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:31,800
Baby, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, but...
364
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,230
logic is here.
365
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,020
And my problem is here.
366
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:43,340
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet
367
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:46,030
and you're the perfect mom for me.
368
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,210
What are the odds of that?
369
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,090
Oh.
370
00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:01,260
Thank you, Lord, for this little boy.
371
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:05,330
I knew I could fix it.
372
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:09,230
Maybe it was you and the Lord.
373
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,310
I don't like sharing credit,
374
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,460
but I knew in that moment it
wasn't the appropriate time
375
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,450
to say it.
376
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:25,700
And Jacob said: "For I
have seen God face to face,
377
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,050
and my life is preserved."
378
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,580
Is this an appropriate time to mention
379
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,160
that John 1:18 says,
380
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,810
"No man hath seen God
381
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,850
at any time." Who's right?
382
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,060
Jacob or John?
383
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:40,020
Let's talk about it in the car.
384
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,290
...the Lord.
385
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,360
Yes, Connie?
386
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:44,130
My grandson has a question.
387
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,910
Let 'er rip, kid.
388
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:54,720
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