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you

That is bullshit.

I don't care what you say.

I went to the moon and back, and everyone that's a scientist knows it.

science doesn't lie.

What you're seeing here is the mirage.

And they just start making stuff up. Like that Neil Armstrong guy. Have you

him on the talk shows?

Neil Armstrong being the first man to walk on the moon? Talk about a fish

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see just how evil NASA is. First,

we're going to look at Earth's orbital speed around the sun.

How fast does Earth move around the sun?

66 ,600 miles per hour, speed of the globe's orbit.

Next, curvature in one mile squared.

According to Pythagorean theorem, 0 .6...

7 feet of drop. 8 inches converted to feet is .66667

feet.

Curvature in 1 mile squared. Check.

Earth's axial tilt.

23 .4. But, when you take 23 .4 and subtract it from

90, a right angle, you get, believe it or not,

66 .6.

Again.

Axial tilt confirmed.

Now let's take a look at the Antarctic and Arctic circles.

Oh, did you look at that?

66 .6 degrees north and 66 .6 degrees south.

Finally tonight, she's out of this world. The current commander of the

International Space Station about to break a big record tonight. Here's ABC's

Gio Benitez.

They call it the Peggy Factor. Mission Control's code word for the way

astronaut Peggy Whitson always gets the job done.

I love it up here. Tonight, Commander Whitson making history with her record

any American. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in

space. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

was convincing the world he didn't exist.

If I could turn the page In time that I'd rearrange just

a day or two Close my, close my, close my

eyes Then I couldn't find a way

Though I'd settle for one day to believe in you

Tell me, tell me, tell me lies.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Tell me lies.

Oh, no, no, you can't disguise.

You can't disguise.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Although I'm not making plans, I hope that you understand

there's a reason why.

Close your, close your, close your eyes.

No more broken hearts.

We're better off apart.

Let's give it a try.

Sell me, sell me, sell me love.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Tell me lies. Tell me, tell me lies.

Oh, no, no, you can't disguise.

You can't disguise.

In time that I breathe, it brings just a day or two.

Close my, close my, close my eyes.

But I couldn't find a way.

So I settled for one day to believe in you.

Tell me, tell me, tell me.

You can't disguise Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Tell me lies Oh no, no, you

can't disguise You can't disguise Tell me

lies, tell me sweet little lies I'd go to the moon in a nanosecond.

The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore. We used

we destroyed that technology, and it's a painful process. Now let's go over the

diameter of the moon. This is a new one. I actually didn't know. It's 2 ,160

miles, but you take 6 times 6 times 6.

There you go, 2160.

The surface temperature of Uranus.

There you go, negative 216, which is 6 times 6 times

6, 216.

Oh, you thought we were done. Let's do Pluto's orbital velocity.

Scroll down here. Oh, there we go.

6, 6, 6.

The speed of sound in knots.

Speed of sound. Oh, look at that.

666 knots.

The Earth's circumference in nautical miles?

Oh, 21 ,600. There you go, ladies and gentlemen.

Again, 600 times 6

times 6.

Another coincidence, 21 ,600. How far is Mars?

from the Sun.

1 .666 astronomical units.

Now let's look at Ceres' cenotic period.

And just as you expected, 666.

Again, the devil's in the details, ladies and gentlemen. Saturn's orbital

distance in kilometers.

Take a look at the numbers.

1 ,426 ,666 ,000.

Bible clearly states in Psalm 2, the kings of the earth have taken up arms

against the Lord and his anointed, saying, let us break their chains and

them asunder.

And God who sits in heaven laughs and says he will hold them in derision.

The masses have been duped on such a grand scale, ladies and gentlemen.

And if someone believes in a creation that does not exist, he also necessarily

believes in a creator that does not exist. So it is essential to have an

accurate understanding of God's creation.

Why do you think that Truman has never come close to discovering the true

of his world until now.

We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented.

It's as simple as that.

In other breaking news, the world is round, not flat.

Now the earth is round, if the shape change again, everybody would have

love. The average man can't prove of most of the things that he chooses to

of. And still run research and find out the root of the truth that you seek of.

The laws teach in universities and claim that they're smart and cunning. Tell

them find a cure when we sneeze and that's when their nose starts running.

And the roots get grouped up when we get cut.

When I heal them broken bones in the bush with the wet mud.

Scenery time.

And in case

there are any conspiracy theorists out there, how would you prove to us that

you're in zero gravity?

for the meaning of the Flat Earth Society.

It went 1 ,000 miles to 25 ,000 miles above the Earth. Then we went right out

through them. No effects on your cells?

Didn't even know it. I don't think anybody, well, maybe somebody said you

through the radiation belt, but we didn't feel it inside, and we didn't get

added radiation.

Yeah, if you pretend that it's not really there, then you can just go right

through it.

I'd go to the moon in a nanosecond.

The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore. We used

we destroyed that technology, and it's a painful process to build it back again.

The moon in a nanosecond.

The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore. We used

we destroyed that technology.

It destroyed that technology, and it's a painful process to build it back again.

It's a painful process to build it back again. The only limit to a human future

is in our own imagination.

To a human future is in our own imagination.

Talk about a fish story.

Yeah.

Man,

and they're buying it.

Yeah.

The theory has gained momentum when NASA admitted that it had lost, lost the

original footage of man's first steps on the moon.

Because we didn't go there and that's the way it happened because

we didn't go there.

Bazinga.

Pictures of all your crewmates and they look perfectly normal to you.

But when a picture like this gets down on Earth, you get instructed to take a

picture like this.

And astronauts are really, really good at making pictures in space that look

like you've never left the planet. In fact, it's almost hard -pressed to tell

whether you're in space or not in this picture. You know, we've got some fancy

backdrops, I guess.

Oops. You realize you just slayed your ass off to your wife?

And your mother.

I know.

You have a whole series of O -rings in here.

And a shaft that you rotate.

So, I mean, like on the space station, how many of these would you have?

Uh, seven. Because we have seven windows. What happens if you get a leak

that? Um, then you have a leak.

Then you have a leak.

You just have a leak. And what you would do is... You lose air.

You got it? Okay, I got it.

And this is how stupid that they think you are.

So if you have a friend who is a big NASA fanboy or girl, show this to them.

Watch them scramble to think of excuses for NASA being caught in yet another

steaming pile of BS.

And all of that happened in a little town called York, Maine, across the

States from where we're talking to you right now.

Across the United States from where we're talking to you right now. Across

United States from where we're talking to you right now.

Hello, darkness, my old friend.

I've come to talk with you again.

Unfortunately, I'm not an astronaut.

I've never been to space.

But I've looked at these images over and over again, trying to sort of get the

essence of it. It is photoshopped, but it has to be.

It is photoshopped, but it has to be. It is photoshopped, but it has to be.

Alan Dulles brought in all the Nazi scientists and so forth. They went to

places. They went to CIA and they went to the National Aeronautics and Space

Administration, which in our world we call it not a space agency.

How do we know the Earth is not flat?

We don't. It's flat.

Let no man deceive himself.

If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool,

that he may be wise.

For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written,

taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

And again, the Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Therefore let no man glory in men.

Another declassified CIA document. They're checking out the firmament in

one. 1953 now. In the investigation, two instruments designed by V .G. Fezenkov

were used.

One of these was a visual photometer of the daytime sky intended for measuring

the brightness of the firmament and derived, get this now, on the assumption

a flat Earth.

So the Russians are trying to check out the firmament based on assumptions of a

flat Earth in 1957?

Nike Hercules.

Stripey XM33.

Thor, launched by a pod -parrying Thor missile.

Its yield was 1 .4 megaton.

I know.

I know we have still not shattered that highest and hardest last ceiling, but

someday someone will, and hopefully sooner than we might think right now.

Point Nemo. Nope, it's not in Antarctica.

This spot lies more than 13 ,000 feet deep in the South Pacific Ocean and is

further from land than any other point on Earth. And that's how Point Nemo has

become the world's only spacecraft graveyard.

In my line of work, you've got to keep repeating things over and over and over

again for the truth to sink in.

You've got to catapult the propaganda.

You've got to catapult the propaganda.

Don't talk about a fish story.

Man,

and they're buying it.

You see, I'll break it. The deadly Pandora virus is spreading rapidly.

The virus?

They're buying it.

They're buying it.

And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start

to mold a new reality closer to the heart.

Closer to the heart.

All the world should be the same.

We are many prayers for donors and portrayers. Each and every...

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

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