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What are we doing here? Have we lost something?

We're not lost.

I just wanted to come out here and check out this scenery a little bit. You

know, it's raining.

And, uh, maybe get to know you a little better.

Well, you didn't have to bring us all the way out here to do that.

It's true, but it's a bit more thriving here in the city.

And, uh, I don't know, like once in a while I come out here and look at the

stars. Lots of water.

And romantic.

Yeah, whatever.

It's true.

Looking romantic.

Looking pretty good.

Don't be a creeper. Julie already warned me about you.

Julie's a fucking bitch.

Guess what I have an idea.

Here, try some of this.

What is it?

Uh, something to help boost me up a little bit.

There you go.

That's a girl.

How was that? Feeling any better?

Maybe a little.

It's hard to relax out here, though.

It's mega crazy.

Relax. You're in good hands.

Hands are coming out a little strong.

Well, thank you. I am strong. I like to work out sometimes, you know.

So, uh, I'm on a little kick.

You're looking too fast for me.

Speaking of fast, when I was in high school... I ran track. I was the captain

the team. I was the fucking man. It was awesome.

So, how about I give the man a little kiss? Come on. No, come on. Stop it.

on. Give him a little kiss. Wait, did you hear that?

Hear what?

I didn't hear anything.

Did you hear that?

No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I heard something.

What song? What album?

What song?

Come on. Come on. Come on. Stop it.

Stop. Wait.

You didn't just hear that?

No, I... No idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear anything. What the

hell would be out here in the rain? No,

I thought I heard something.

Anyway, what the fuck? What did I bring you out here for? I didn't bring you out

to talk and check out the stars.

Get out of the way.

No, I'm not. I'm scared.

No, just a little bit. No, I hear something outside. There's no reason to

scared. I don't hear anything.

I think she's dead.

Oh my god. Shit.

We gotta see if she's alright.

I'm gonna pop the trunk and get my gun. I have to see if she's okay. Don't get

out of the car.

Sit tight for a second. Hold on. I'll be right back.

Don't leave me alone.

I'll be right back.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Come on, open the trunk. This isn't funny.

Heather, open the trunk right now. This isn't fucking funny at all.

Come on, Heather, open the trunk right now.

Heather.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God. Heather.

Heather, what's happening?

Heather. Someone open the trunk right now.

Open the trunk.

Heather. What the fuck is that? Heather, are you all right?

Heather.

Shit. I gotta fucking get out of here.

Open the trunk!

Somebody open the trunk right now!

Fuck, I gotta get out of here.

What the hell is that?

Shit.

Shit.

What?

Shit!

Stop there.

There. That better?

A little.

What's that smell?

Yo, uh, you think we can stop soon? I really gotta pee, guys.

Well, there's the smell.

Yeah, and I'm hungry.

Jesus Christ, we just stopped at the last stop.

Yeah, but these are running right through me, dude.

You two go back and make a note. I'll, like, tag your leg or some shit and

stop at the next stop.

That's why I love you, buddy.

So, uh, are they still behind me?

Yeah, they're back there somewhere.

So, how is it that Preston is in two cars full of people to go to some

destination in Florida?

Jesus Christ, man. It's spilling everywhere.

What happens if I get pulled over by a cop?

Hell no, man.

It's cool. I'll talk another one.

Yeah, it's cool.

It's not your fucking car, man.

Well, that's a good point. I'm going to keep drinking.

Anyway,

Preston, when he's not the president of New Deal, he's a bad guy to hang out

with.

He told me about his parents' house in Florida, said we could hang out there

a week.

I said I'm all up for road trips because I've never done that before.

Everybody else, they just want to get fucked up and high in another state and

not have to worry about going to work the next day.

So we all brought our ideas together, and thus we have our trip.

Whatever. Let's run out of the house.

Billy Nate!

Go!

Ow! Come on, I'm just trying to see if you're back.

Who the fuck cares?

Christ, it's like babysitting a bunch of fucking freaks and retards.

Well, maybe not Dana.

I would tear her up, man.

Fucking asshole.

You're gonna spill the beer.

And, uh, I'm just saying, I take care of you first.

Well, what about Boney? You buy all your pot -offs, dude.

Yeah, I mean, I buy pot -offs.

He's cool, I guess.

Seriously? I can't believe you left your sister back there with him.

You know Boney?

He's harmless. He just likes being hot.

I'm not fucking talking about Boney. I'm talking about Preston. He's just a

fucking weirdo.

Yeah, I swear to God that guy's got a heart on for Boney.

That fag probably has one right back.

I bought pop from him, but the dude's a fucking tool.

Yeah, well, maybe your sister will end up banging one of them after you have a

good time for one.

Hey, Zach.

Yeah? Shut up!

I'm just trying to bring her around and show her some fun.

Poor girl's probably still a virgin.

Tony, do you have to keep blowing that in here? Can't you roll down a window or

something?

He's not my butt buddy, I'm... Shut

up, Preston. You can walk the rest of the way there.

You two knock it off. I swear, it's one non -stop gay joke after another.

I'm beginning to wonder about the two of you.

Yo, what the fuck did you just say?

You heard me. All you do is smoke pot and talk about sucking dick.

Yeah, you're sucking my dick.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's not normal.

How is it normal? It's normal that I'm the one who's leaving and you're the

in the bag about to leave.

Stop it!

Boys, please.

Hey, Bonnie, put the day on the go.

What's going on? What incident?

No. It's like a hit, you little prude.

No, Dana, chill out. Not everybody wants to party like this.

Oh, she's partying.

Uh, you guys, they're pulling off to park again.

Jesus Christ, we just stopped at the last stop.

We probably won't stop for quite a few days.

Rummy had to go pee again. Okay,

I'm gonna pull in the car cap.

Alright.

Come on, stop!

I'm good dude.

Paul?

Holy shit, you guys!

Holy shit!

Yo!

Hold on, give me a second.

Fuck that shit, Paul. Listen, you guys gotta see this.

Something back here you guys gotta see. Look, man, you better not be making us

walk back there to look at some of your homegrown ass, buddy. Yeah, sorry, bud.

That's...

I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's dead. Come on.

I'm not going over there.

Me neither.

What about you, fucker? Is your boyfriend Jake going to miss you?

Shut up, Eugene.

What the fuck did you just say?

My name ain't Eugene, it's Boney, I fucking told you.

Whatever.

Eugene.

Look at these fucking guys. Why are there these people in town?

Who hangs out at a fucking place like this?

Right up here.

You guys see it?

Oh my god, what the fuck is that?

I don't know what that is. That's fucking awesome.

Maybe it's a person.

Yeah, baby!

Holy shit!

Wait, what are you doing, you fucking freak?

How could it go to that? Shit, I don't know.

It's probably the Goatman.

What? The Goatman.

Oh, dude.

I did this paper in school on local legends and ghost stories.

You know, like Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, shit like that.

There was this one about the Goatman.

It's from around here.

Yeah, right, dude.

Dude, it's true. It's been documented.

Mm -hmm.

This is man who was horribly deformed by the science experiment gone wrong.

Makes half goat, half human.

Because of his horrible and disgusting deformity, he's putting strong dislikes

around humans.

Especially young, good -looking little girls.

Bullshit! It's not bullshit!

Oh, yeah, it's true.

Half guy, half goat, killing kids and little girls, taking them back to the

mental institute.

All right, let's just get the fuck out of here. Yeah, guys, come on, let's go.

Told you it was cool. That was totally worth it.

We're not friends.

And stop creeping on that fucking girl.

One of these days you're going to get what's fucking coming to you.

It's not going to be you, homie.

You guys ever seen roadkill before? Not like that.

Not like that.

Roadkill usually on the road.

Somewhere near the road.

You'd still eat it though, right?

I think about it. I thought about it. I said no.

Liar. He would. He probably did.

He didn't talk about it.

Listen, I'm just tired of Ashley talking shit. I'm sure they... clean up all

that roadkill and fry it up in her trailer park. Come on, babe.

You're the one that ate bear beef jerky.

Well, some girls do smell like beef jerky, so we both ate it. Still one in

kitchen. Hey, look.

Hey, Tucker.

You look bad, guy.

You don't want to know.

Babe, come on, guys. Let's get going.

Listen, I'm getting hungry.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not a bad idea.

Hey, you know what? Fine.

Let's be good.

You want to follow me to the next stop and just get off here?

I'm through.

Yo, man. What the fuck, man? You're fresh.

Get this shit.

Get over here for a second.

Can we please switch passengers?

These two are driving me crazy. All they do is talk about their dicks.

No way, man.

I got Zach spilling beer all over the place.

I don't want those two smoking me out, too.

Oh, come on, man.

No thanks.

Everyone in?

That heavy flow. My palm on my face. That heavy flow.

That's why the human race is inferior, man.

It's tainted the weak and useless.

We got trailer park trash with our ATM cards and welfare checks.

Babies, seasonal babies in free fucking clinics. You know who pays for that

shit, Jake?

We do, that's who.

It's all bullshit.

You never see a fucking animal on welfare.

Probably just let them die off.

We should eat them.

Are they still back there?

I can't see them.

I don't know.

I don't feel back there.

That's what I'm saying, man. It's dragging us the fuck down.

We should probably just... Oh, what the fuck now?

What's that?

Smoke. It's a flame.

I don't know.

I'm gonna go check this out. I'll come out with you, dude.

Who do you think it could be, man?

I don't know. It smells like antifreeze.

Oh, here

it is, dude. He just blew a hose.

Huh. Yeah, that's the easy fix right there. I can do that right now. Hell

What's the problem? Oh, we blew a hose.

You mind giving me a ride to the next town so we can look for a parts store?

Where? I don't know. I figure we just drive around until we find one.

Sure that's a good idea? Why don't you just call a tow or something?

That'll take forever.

Plus, it'll cost Norman a leg.

I guess it's okay.

Alright, just pull up and I'll ask everybody else whether they're staying

going. Alright.

Well, I'm hanging out back here. I've been sitting back here too fucking long.

You say, Preston, you want to hang out and burn one?

Hell yeah.

All right, then.

Besides, I'll give Jake some alone time with his girl.

Both of them.

What about you, Sam? You want to hang out?

Yeah, okay.

All right, then.

You guys want to go?

So, Tucker's gonna give me a ride to this store in another town.

You wanna come or not?

How long are you gonna be?

I don't know.

Yeah, I'll come.

Alright, Jenna?

What's Zach doing?

I think he's staying here.

I'll wait here then.

Alright.

What's the deal, bro? Me and Ash are going with Tucker and Dana to another

to look for a parts store.

Alright, that's cool. I got a case of beer, man. I'm chill.

Take your time.

Do your thing, homie.

Hey, you want to come with us?

No, I want to hang around with them for a while.

You sure?

That's what I'm fucking talking about right there.

Yo, make sure the fat guy doesn't get any of this fucking shit.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Alright. See you later.

Thanks again, Tucker.

Yo, Ash, come on!

Hey, Jenna.

Yeah. My sister's going to hang out here with you guys.

Okay. Do you think you can keep an eye on her for me?

Sure. Make sure those creeps don't give her any hard drugs or anything.

Yeah, I will.

Thanks. We'll be back.

Bye.

What the hell are you turds doing?

Rolling up. What's up?

I just figured, you know, I wouldn't be sucking that shithole pound for a little

bit. But now here, it's so fucking long, my head's almost as red as yours.

Shut up.

Nah, I'm just kidding, man. Anybody want a beer?

Sam,

what about you?

Yeah. What?

Uh -oh.

Yeah, you got any weed left, dude?

Where do you think I am, dude? Of course I got some.

Finally, a fucking party.

Maybe we go back into the woods a little bit, man. I don't want to be out on

this road.

Somebody's driving by, it's fucking half on us.

Dude, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Who's going to stop us? Just saying, man. We could probably walk back a

bit, start a fire, and just chill.

Fire actually sounds pretty fucking good.

Roll out.

Let's go. Come on, man.

Do you

have

an idea where we're going?

I don't know, man. Just keep going forward until we hit the next town, I

Pretty sure we'll find another main road eventually.

Alright.

Air's so fresh.

Be careful!

I didn't pave the road. Don't blame me.

Oh, don't blame you, Tucker.

Okay.

We're supposed to be fucking in Florida. What the fuck is this shit?

I should be working on my fucking uneven tan.

What the fuck? It's my fault the car broke even? Yeah, it is.

Probably. It's your fault you can't fucking fix shit. You ain't no real man.

The car probably buckled from the weight.

It was the goat man who actually did it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tell me you guys are going to be sorry once you realize it. It's in the papers

all over the fucking place. What am I going to be sorry about? What, you're

going to fuck me with a gun?

I don't know what's creepier, Preston's fucking story or fucking Preston.

Preston.

Probably. It's all going to be real fucking funny when you guys are sleeping

outside in Florida.

Yeah, let's take a break for a second.

Can I have a sip of that? I'm parched.

Alright, that's enough.

That's the kidney biatch.

Yeah,

it's good beer, huh?

I hope you bought your friend.

You know what I'm talking about. I always do.

That's because you don't do good enough.

How do you know what a friend is there, Boney?

What friend? I have a lot of them. What friend?

Something that you need when you don't sleep with us.

When you're asleep, I'm doing other things.

To you.

I'm out of beer.

Do you have money to get at this time?

No. Probably not. I don't see you fucking rolling.

I'll just see you wasting beer and smoking my goddamn weed.

My fucking parents' house in Florida we're going to, motherfucker.

You gotta bring something to it.

Yeah, well, if you keep fucking wasting it, I'm not gonna have any more.

This guy's probably like you're married.

Or fucking in the ass.

You fat piece of shit.

What is that?

What the fuck are you thinking?

I'm just asking.

Jake, I don't think we should have left her back there with them.

She'll be fine.

What? What's the big deal?

Second gen out there.

Yeah, I don't know. I just worry.

I'm sure they're fine. Probably just sitting in the car waiting for us.

There you go, yeah.

Sam!

Your fucking sister's gonna kill me.

Vacation. Beautiful downtown.

Where the fuck are we?

Glendale.

Yeah. Who the fuck that is?

And how do you know this?

The sign back there on the street when we're driving here.

You know.

Beautiful Glendale. Where the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the

are great because nobody in town has a full set of teeth.

Cheers to that. I love that.

You guys are so fucking sick.

I didn't mean you, baby.

Your blowjobs are terrible.

And you're an asshole.

Relax. I mean, Boney, seriously, can you help me out here?

What the fuck would he know?

Hey, hey. I know a good fucking blowjob.

Not for me, you fucking burnout.

What? I could just take this all right now and fucking pee. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa. Don't do anything hasty.

I mean, listen.

Janet, sorry.

What?

Relax. Listen, Boney, it's cool.

All right, baby?

Let's go back there.

Yeah, you got any weed left, bro?

What? You already got a mouthful.

Just a little bit, dude.

Fucking dick.

Hold this, man. I just want something to couple with the beer, and I gotta fuck

that.

Yeah, here.

Just because of them droopy -ass titties.

Sit. You want to come? Where?

I don't care. Do you really want to watch that?

No. Dude, hold on.

Dude, I want to see him fuck.

What, dude?

Let's fucking go.

Come on, man. Let's just hang around so we can see a tit or something.

You really want to see one of those droopy -ass rat bags fall out of a

shirt? Come on, mine look a lot better. Look at that.

You fucking faggot. No, dude, I didn't fucking mean that. It's cool.

You're a faggot. I'm stuck in the Maryland woods with a faggot. That's

to pussy. I ain't gay, man.

What the fuck?

That's what I fucking thought. You bitch.

You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you. Let's get out of here.

All right, man.

Fuck. Whatever.

Go grab the beer.

Yeah. Fuck that. Hold on. Hold on.

Sam, take this. I'm done. I'm done.

Come on, come on, let's go, come on.

How's walking across this fucking creek any better than sitting there and just

watching them fall?

Did you see them?

All right, you got a point, but still, what the fuck, dude? Where are you

us? We're in the middle of nowhere? Does it really fucking matter?

I almost fell.

Dude, you wait until I pass first?

Nah.

I'm out. Give me another one.

Don't fuck with yourself.

Yo, what up?

You done yet, fucker?

Fuck you.

I know how you like to play.

So, uh,

Sam, you ever been out here before?

Yeah, actually. I used to go camping, like, not too far from here when I was a

kid. Yeah, camping?

Camping's a shit, you know.

Light a fire.

Chill out.

Take some shrooms.

I know you've taken shrooms, right?

Mm -mm.

And I've never even smoked before either.

What?

Take a hit of that. Tell me what you think.

That hurt fucking good.

Let it enter the lungs.

Hey, you too. I'm not sure which one of you I'd rather get off.

Fucked up and taken advantage of.

Oh, man.

Give me that.

You suck that like you suck dick. Terrible.

So, uh, you got a boyfriend, Sam?

Don't.

That has been really good.

Yeah.

It's gonna start getting a lot better, too, baby.

Why don't you, uh, go fuck a tree?

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

I'm about to fuck her and get out of here.

What the fuck, dude? Leave me in the kush.

Fucking faggots, man. Can you take the beer? No, you can't.

Ashley, stop worrying.

I just want to call her.

No, don't call her. It's going too far. Come on.

For Preston and Boney to be any sort of a threat to Sam, they'd have to not be

gay for each other first.

Oh, I didn't tell you, did I? About them in the bathroom?

No.

Do I want to know?

No. No.

I'm just going to call her anyway.

Stop.

Hey. Yeah, we're still looking for a store.

Um, is everything okay there? Yeah.

Everything's fine.

All right, well, is Sam there?

Yeah, she's here.

Well, okay, can I talk to her?

Um, she actually just went off with Tony and Preston.

What?

You left her with those creeps? I told you to look fucking after her.

We're fine.

She's banging Zach and let Sam roll around with the fucking creep.

She'll be all right. Don't worry.

All right, well, let's just hurry up.

I've never really done

Alright, Tuck, this is it. We'll be back in a second, okay?

Okay.

So... What would you like to talk about, Tucker?

Maybe global warming?

Well, it is a serious issue, Anne. Oh, it is very serious. It's a serious

Yeah, it is definitely very hot in here, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Very hot in here.

Come on, Vian, stop it.

Oh my... You were looking at these earlier before.

Yeah, but... Do you want me to pack her?

Dana, they'll be back in a second.

Oh fuck it, go ahead.

Yeah,

that's the way.

They're back.

Yo, Tuck, we got it.

Oh, let's go.

Are you sure?

Yeah, man, we looked it up on the Mac, daddy.

Let's go.

You sure you got the right hose?

Yeah, man, the model number was on there. We just typed it in real quick.

was actually pretty cool.

Did you get all your change back?

Yeah, 25 cents. I mean, the... The girl that counted up, she wasn't too bright,

so she only graduated from third grade, but... Do you want to go back and make

sure? Not really. It was this trucker guy that was rubbing his belly button,

calling me purdy. Are you sure?

Don't forget it.

Fucking idiot.

What? What happened? What are you talking about? You're a fucking idiot,

know that? You're making me blue by talking like that, dude.

You're going to hear about this later, man.

Shit.

You're such a douchebag.

Love it when you slap me.

Feels so good.

Like peanut butter and jelly.

I'm just kidding.

How's your back now?

This one's for real.

Oh, it's real.

Jesus, woman.

God, you are terrible.

Happy day.

What?

God, whoever rolled this is bullshit.

What the fuck, asshole?

What the fuck was that?

Swear to God, Bonnie, if that's you, I'm going to kick your ass.

Where are you going?

Looks like they took the fucking beer.

Swear to God, Bonnie, if that's you, I'm going to punch you dead in your face.

I'll be right back to finish you off.

Okay, so I'm supposed to fucking wait here while you go play fucking grab ass

where you're the fucking boy?

Yeah.

I'll finish myself off.

The fuck are you, asshole?

What the fuck?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my God.

How fucked up do you think everybody is?

I'm pretty sure Zach was already trashed when we got here, and I'm sure Jenna is

by now.

You know what Boney is? He was toasted before we left.

Yeah, let me call her.

My fucking phone's off.

You want to just go find them? They couldn't have gone too far.

Yeah, let's just go.

Hold on a second. Tucker, come here real quick.

You mind putting this on for me? I don't want them roaming around by themselves.

I don't know how to do this. Oh, it's easy.

Here's what you want to do.

Unscrew these two and just yank this off, right?

Put this new piece on, fill the radiator up, screw them back on.

Good to go.

I guess.

But hurry up. I don't want to be out here alone either.

Oh, yeah, no problem. We'll be right back.

Make it quick.

All right, come on.

Anybody else tired besides me? All right, let's go for a 10 -mile jog.

I agree with you. I'm just kidding.

I hope Tucker comes back soon.

Well, Tucker's fixing the car.

I haven't wasted a little before getting into the car, guys. I want a little

beer bottle here. Where'd you go?

I don't know.

Are they on?

It's not like Zach walked all the way back here. What the fuck, Batman?

I don't think he cares if that's a prophet or not. I hope we

don't get lost in this fucking forest.

Oh my god!

Sam!

Oh my god!

Let's get up. Come on.

You're going good. You're going good.

No one's here, okay?

Yeah, we're fine.

We're here with you.

That was easy. Well, everything's okay now.

What the fuck was that? I don't know. What the fuck was that? I told you we

to go.

Did you see Zack and... Fuck.

Jake!

Oh, my God!

No! It's what I found!

No! Oh, my God! It's what it looks like! No, Jake, no!

No!

No! Oh, my God! You fucking killed my friend!

You fucking killed my friend!

I don't know what you're talking about!

Stop! Stop!

You fucking killed him!

You killed him!

Stop! He did it! Stop! Jake, please!

Get the fuck out! Jake!

Jake! No!

No! No!

No!

truck and finish that car we have a person back there ash it's him or all of

we can't just leave him there do you want to go back there and fucking get

you just cut off his fucking leg i didn't know for the god i didn't know

we can sit and argue about this so we can go up to the fucking car and get out

of here what do you want to do oh come on

all right go sam go to the car go to the car

Oh my god. Oh my god!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

No, no, please, no. We can't leave without the keys.

Please stay here. Please stay here. We can't. We have to. Stay here. Please

here. Please stay here!

Please!

Please, no, no, no. We'll be right back. No, no, please.

We can only get the keys. Don't leave me here alone, please.

Please, Ashley, no. Ashley, please!

Please, Ashley!

Don't leave me here!

Ashley!

You ready?

I got him.

I got him.

Come on.

They also take a detour.

up my leg, motherfucker!

Motherfucker! No! No!

No! No!

No!

No! No! No!

No!

He's coming! He's coming!

Ah.

uh

Welcome to the end. Long live the day.

I can't make a wish today.