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Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Can I help you?

>> I have your party pack of pastries.

>> Oh. Uh, I thought I canled that.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. I don't think I

>> Are you the delivery person?

>> Yeah, I am.

>> Okay. Yeah, I spoke with someone there

today and uh I canled it.

>> What time was it? It's just been me.

>> Oh, today. So,

>> uh it could have been yesterday. Were

you there yesterday?

>> I was there yesterday? Yeah. It's my

shop, so I'm there most days.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Bailey.

>> Bailey's bakery.

>> Yeah. Not super innovative,

>> but illiterative.

>> That's true,

Sam.

>> Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

>> Everyone that works for me is young and

in love, so I gave him the day off.

>> That was nice of you.

>> You're young. Are you not in love?

>> What?

>> Nothing. Um, I don't know why I said

that.

>> Why'd you cancel?

>> Uh, what?

>> The party pack.

>> Oh, uh, I had plans, big plans, but they

couldn't come. So,

>> what were those plans? Just out of

curiosity. Oh, like a Yeah, it's a a

Gallentine's mixed with um fight club.

>> That sounds really intense.

>> Yeah, it's probably why everyone pulled

out.

>> I just moved here for a job, so I'm

still trying to find my people.

>> Well, that sounds like a real niche

group you're trying to find.

>> Yeah.

Well, look, I can give you these and

just cancel when I get back to the shop

tomorrow.

>> No, no, no. I want to pay you for them.

Um, what's in there again? You have a

half dozen cupcakes, a dozen cookies,

and then three of our specials. I also I

threw in a personal favorite of mine.

It's a cinnamon strudel.

>> Oh, no extra charge.

>> Oh, I You can actually keep that one. I

don't like cinnamon.

>> You don't like cinnamon?

>> Mm-m. Not at all. Uh, I'll get you a

baggie for that.

>> No, that's okay. I don't need one.

>> You must really have something in

cinnamon, huh? I do. Um, do you want to

come in and set that down?

>> Um,

it's really dark in here. Oh, sorry.

I'm still getting set up in here.

Do you mind if I look around?

>> No. No, not at all.

You chose a really good area. There's a

really good bar down the road. Actually,

really good food. And then there's a

record shop a couple doors down from

that. That's really cool.

And the cinema is at the end of Main

Street,

which it seems like you like movies.

>> Mhm.

>> They don't really play anything recent,

but that's kind of the charm of it.

>> You really know the neighborhood.

>> Yeah. Surprised we haven't seen each

other.

>> Maybe we have.

>> No, I would have remembered.

Great view.

Well, I haven't really explored

that much, but I like it so far. I just

moved here a month ago. Basically, just

here to work and back.

I have a proposition. Okay. Would you be

willing to try this in Minsrudo?

>> Sure.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. I don't think my mind is going to

change though, so I don't want you to

get your hopes up.

>> That's Deal. What's your favorite

flavor?

>> Are you trying to pick a backup just in

case?

>> Maybe.

>> All right. Well, I like berry.

>> Vague. Strawberry, blueberry,

>> all of them. All of them.

>> But I am allergic to orange, so none of

that.

>> Okay, that's good to know. No orange. I

have the chocolate cupcake with

blackberry cream or strawberry

cheesecake.

>> Cheesecake. Always cheesecake.

>> So that's a cheesecake.

>> Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> Mhm.

>> Do you have plates?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Um hands are clean.

>> Okay.

>> For the most part.

>> For the most part.

>> Well, I did just do that. So,

>> do you want to sit?

>> Sure.

>> Okay.

>> Almost lost this, guys.

>> These are comfy.

>> Yeah, I liked them.

>> Were what were you watching?

>> I was actually going to watch Fight

Club.

>> Oh, you actually were?

>> Yeah,

>> you were.

>> Mhm.

>> Okay. Is that like a Valentine's

tradition?

>> Yes, it is.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. I hate the holidays.

>> Oh, don't say that. You said it.

>> I'm not alone in that.

>> No, I know. Trust me. You're going to

say how they're just for big business to

make money off the little people, but my

shop is really small.

>> It's not that. It It's not that at all.

>> Really?

>> Then what is it? I just think, you know,

people put so much pressure on them and

bad things tend to happen to me.

>> What happened to you today?

>> Someone threw up on my shoes at work.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know.

>> Are they okay?

>> Yeah, they took zinc on an empty

stomach.

>> No, your shoes. I mean,

>> I threw them out immediately. So,

>> did you work without shoes?

>> No, I have an older coworker who's my

only friend and he had a pair of spare

loafers. So, did they fit?

>> No. I looked like a 5-year-old trying on

my dad's shoes.

>> That's really sweet.

>> Yeah.

>> Speaking of sweet, you want to try it?

You ready?

>> Do it.

>> Okay.

>> Do you want to do the perfect bite?

>> Yes, please.

>> I'll do that for you.

>> Okay.

>> I'm nervous.

>> You're nervous?

>> Yep. What if it's no good?

>> My heart.

>> I just met you.

Come on.

>> It looks good.

>> Yeah, I appreciate that you'll at least

try it. My girlfriend is incredibly

stubborn and she doesn't like to try new

things, so she doesn't really try my

creations.

>> It's okay, though. Some people just they

know what they like, you know?

>> I don't know. I mean, I I think you have

to be willing to try something to know

if you don't like it.

I definitely don't like cinnamon.

>> No.

>> No. It's not for me. It's

>> too overpowering. But the pastry itself,

my god, so buttery. So flaky.

>> Buttery. Flaky crust. Okay.

All right. Ouch. I will take that with

me, though. Now you have to try

something you like.

>> Well, the odd in your favor here,

>> I'll let you do it.

>> All right. I'm in charge of my own bite.

>> Humor me, please.

>> Oh god.

>> That crush is incredible. You're a

master.

>> A master.

>> Mhm.

>> You just call me a master.

>> A master of crust.

>> Okay.

>> All right. I can leave happy now.

>> Okay.

>> I will take that with me.

>> I didn't find you the baggie, though.

>> No, I should. Oh, it's fine. I I live in

the building next door. So, you were my

last delivery.

>> You didn't tell me.

>> Yeah, but it was pitch black in here.

Very little furniture.

>> I had to make sure you were trustworthy.

>> All right. All right.

I see. I'll take every bite.

>> I'm eating that later.

>> Well, enjoy your movie.

>> You know, I've never seen it.

>> What? Really?

>> They don't play that one at the cinema.

>> No.

Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's

Day.

>> Oh, Sam.

>> Yeah.

>> I really hope you're not a lawyer.

>> Why?

>> Cuz you suck at lying.

>> Good night.

>> Good night.

You got my attention, baby

and I can't make a move.

Like a child, a star for love,

I'll stay there as long as I have to.

I'll cry a river of tears

that flows to the sea.

Baby, if you run away.

Baby, if you leave.

I'm so in love with you, girl.

You make me feel brand new.

Come on, give it up to me.

Let me take care of you.

I know that your mama said

I'm going to make you cry all night.

I'll cry a river of tears

that flows

to the sea.

Baby, if you run away,

baby.

Mhm.

Happy Valentine's Day. It's technically

the 15th now. Say it back.

>> Happy Valentine's Day.

>> I missed you. Did work run late?

>> Yeah. And then I got some beers with the

guys. This morning's really taking it

out of us.

>> How's the show?

You didn't want

>> what?

>> Nothing. It was good. It was busy.

>> It's good.

>> Mhm. A lot of really nice customers.

>> Good.

>> Mhm.

>> Back to sleep.

>> Do you see the chocolates? I got you.

Your favorite no flavor chocolates.

>> I They have flavor.

>> Wax isn't a flavor. None for you then.

>> Okay.

You see the teddy?

>> An elephant.

>> You have a name on the wall.

>> Okay.

Sleep night.

What?

>> Oh, the guy's trying to put a cat on a

branch.

>> What?

>> That's just

>> cat's not doing anything.

>> Let me see.

>> Orange cat has no survival skills.

>> I love orange cats.

That's so cute. Um, which one do you

want?

>> Oh, they look good. I'm Let me finish

this first.

>> Okay.

>> Good. Good though.

>> I hate the holidays. Just another way of

reminding us that we're lonely and poor.

>> We make the same s. You're not that

poor.

>> She knew. She knew the whole time that I

ordered the party pack for myself.

She saw right through me.

>> Is that a good or a bad thing?

>> I don't know.

Well,

you're willing to give me a cookie, so I

mean, you're sharing it, right?

>> Yeah. Doesn't matter either way.

>> Just just kind of flustered me.

But not like that feeling when you're at

the checkout counter and the checkout

person said something annoying that

makes you feel guilty for whatever

you're buying.

I did it to myself.

>> You know, they call that foot and mouth

syndrome.

>> Yeah, I think I have that. Yeah, I think

so.

>> Do you think she meant girlfriend? Like

how some people call their friends their

girlfriends? I hate when people do that.

>> I don't know. How did she say it?

>> My girlfriend doesn't like trying my

pastries.

>> I think she has a girlfriend.

>> Yeah, I think so.

Try one of these chocolate chips.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, it looks so good.

>> Verdict.

>> Oh my gosh. No. What? It's a phenomenal

cookie.

>> Everything has been.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Oh my god.

>> How's the cupcake?

>> It's so good.

>> How do I come off?

>> How do you come off?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> I don't know what that means.

>> Like,

>> do I look as stuck as I feel?

How stuck do you feel?

You know when you try to fix something

with super glue and you think you're

fixing something and um

God you think for a second you're like

okay maybe I can salvage this but then

I don't know sometimes you inevitably

end up making it a little bit worse. Um,

but for a split second you think, okay,

with the cracks, because it's gone

through something, maybe it's even a

little bit better than it was before.

And you feel kind of good about yourself

because

I don't know, all your scars make sense

for a second and

you feel like you've made something

really, really special out of something

that did not seem like it was repable.

But then you realize you can't get your

thumb off the thing you were trying to

fix because you've glued your thumb to

the object. And so you use your other

finger to try to get your thumb off, but

then you've glued your finger and your

thumb together. And then you keep trying

to pry them apart and you spend weeks

after picking glue off your

fingers.

>> I'm sorry. Something broken.

Don't you just love a holiday?

Any excuse to celebrate, you know? Are

you even Irish?

I don't know.

Thank you.

Weird for a Chinese restaurant to serve

bread,

don't you think?

>> Do you like bread?

Do I like bread?

>> Yeah, I love bread.

It's yours.

Oh, okay.

Are you celiac? Do you have celiac

disease? Sorry, I never know how to say

that. Uh, just gluten-free. Oh, okay.

You I heard it can be harder for

gluten-free people to find restaurant

options than it can be for vegans.

>> Huh?

Where'd you hear that?

>> I think I read it in some article. You

send it to me.

>> Sure.

So, what do you do?

>> Computer programming.

>> What about you?

I'm a lawyer.

>> Is that funny?

>> No, no, no. I I'm sorry. I I don't meet

that many lawyers. Um,

do you do you like it?

>> I love it. I feel like it's my calling,

you know, and I don't think a lot of

people feel that way about their work,

so I feel lucky.

Do you feel that way about your job?

>> Computer programming?

I don't know. I I like it. I like it a

lot.

It's good.

What do you do if you get a guilty

client?

72% of Americans don't know the people

who live next door. Seems high.

>> Does it?

>> You know your neighbors.

>> Our neighbors.

>> I don't know them.

>> But they're still ours. And I run out of

butter and eggs at a higher percentage.

>> That's true.

Babe, come try these.

>> What?

>> Come try these, please.

>> What is it?

>> White chocolate cupcakes. I'm going to

put a caramel buttercream on top.

>> Why are they green?

>> For St. Patrick's Day,

>> I put spinach in the wet ingredients

instead of food coloring. Can't even

taste it. I promise.

Look.

Can't even tell.

I'm really full from dinner.

>> Just one little bite.

>> What if I take one with me to work

tomorrow?

>> But I won't see your reaction.

>> I'll take a video.

>> Okay.

>> You sure?

>> Yes.

>> Is that okay?

>> Yeah.

Baby,

come on.

Got your love

and a feeling

your

feeling.

Can't stop thinking about your everyday.

I'm going to prove to your girl I ain't

messing around with your heart.

You'll be my one love.

One love baby.

We're together

one.

God, I need your medication for my soul.

>> Going to be all right. It's okay.

>> Hi. Uh, do you do you have any St.

Patrick's Day boxes?

Yeah, I I'll take whatever the specials

are. Delivery under Sam Marino.

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Hi. Hey, I'm here with your delivery.

>> Okay, great.

>> Sam, right?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Is there anyone else working tonight?

>> No, it's just me.

>> Okay.

>> Did you need something else?

>> No, thank you.

>> Okay, have a good night.

>> You too.

Damn.

>> Yeah, they have pudding. My stomach

hurts.

>> Okay, then don't get a punch.

>> I'm not going to get a put in chat. That

sounds disgusting.

>> No, it's

>> No. Andy. Hi. Hey, how's it going?

>> Good. How are you?

>> Good. Um, can I do an amber ale, please?

>> Marky.

>> No, same.

>> Same.

>> Sage. He's so quick.

>> Yes, it is.

>> Only happens once a year.

Thank you.

>> Hello, my love.

>> You found the bar.

>> I found the bar.

>> You look like you're celebrating.

>> That

>> That's disgusting.

>> Yeah, it's not great.

>> How was the food?

>> M. It was actually really good.

>> See those truffle fries?

>> Addicting.

>> Good, too.

>> How'd you get your cupcakes green?

>> You tried one? Mhm.

>> When?

>> Spinach.

>> Wow. I couldn't even taste it. really

good. I was really worried about that.

So,

>> no, they were really good.

>> Okay, good.

>> Apparently, Rich and I are

>> What happened to you today?

>> What do you mean?

>> I mean, your holiday curse.

>> Oh,

nothing yet.

>> No.

>> Speaking of, I should probably get

going.

>> Wait, can you meet Marky really quickly?

>> It's okay. Just really quickly, I

promise. Marky. Marky, come over here.

Quick. Okay. Yeah.

Hi, Marky. This is Sam.

>> Hey, how's it going?

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Yep.

>> They're our neighbor.

>> She also tried a green cupcake.

>> Did you?

>> I did.

>> Mhm.

>> Hey, so did I.

>> No video evidence.

>> I told you I accidentally deleted it

making room on my phone

>> conveniently before you sent it to me.

>> I have like no storage on my phone. You

know that.

>> I know. I said I'd buy you some.

>> Okay. Well, let's sign up tomorrow then.

Okay, fine. I said hi, but I did not say

goodbye. What do you want?

That's my style.

>> Don't be mad. I'll be sad. I get drunk

so quick. It's bad. I'm fighting.

>> Bye. Okay.

>> Bye.

>> Make sure there's a lemon.

Hello.

>> Hello.

>> I'm surprised it's not busier.

>> This was everyone's first stop.

>> Oh You know, I thought we did it

backwards.

>> Yeah.

>> Uh, do you want the same thing?

>> Um, yes, please.

>> Yeah.

>> Actually, can I do the special?

>> Ye. Yes, but it's a stout.

>> It's a stout.

>> Why not?

>> Sure.

>> You sure?

>> Are you scared to give this to me?

>> I'll do it. I'll do it.

>> I I don't like giving refs.

>> I know you don't.

>> Okay, I'll get I'll get one for you.

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> Okay.

>> There you go.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh, you know what? That was

>> Oh my god.

>> You want me to change it? No, I love it.

>> Are you sure?

>> Can you tell?

>> It's so good.

>> Keep going.

>> Where are all the good men at?

>> Girl, speak on it.

>> I know, right? Like nowhere.

>> I know. I'm um Where'd she go?

>> Marky went to the bathroom.

>> You good?

>> I think I think she went to the

bathroom. She was here and then she

left. We did do the crawl backwards, he

just said. So

>> really,

>> that makes sense.

>> Yeah.

>> Marky

Bailey.

I mean, I can't believe this. I was

drunk. Don't we all do things that we

don't mean when we're drunk? I mean,

it's just

after all we've been through, you just

want to let it go all over one silly

little drunken kiss. You just want to

let it go. I mean, it's not like I've

been cheating on you. Jen and I haven't

been seeing each other. We're not going

behind your back. But I guess I should

let you know that I am staying with her

while we figure this out. But

it's just not fair.

Hello.

Hey.

They're amazing. They're my favorite.

>> You hear that, Bailey?

>> I do.

>> You guys should sell them year round.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> But then if you did, I'd be here every

day. So,

>> you wouldn't mind that, Lisa.

>> Oh, thank you. Sweet.

>> Well, happy Easter to you both.

>> Happy Easter.

>> Thank you.

>> Bye.

>> Bye.

>> Bye.

Hi there. Hey.

>> Hey, Sam.

>> Hello.

>> I'll help them.

>> Okay.

It's been a while.

>> I was in the neighborhood. Thought I'd

finally come and check out the shop.

>> Yeah.

>> Mhm.

>> Well, what do you think?

>> It's very cute.

>> Do you want to try something?

>> Yeah. It's the only reason I came in

here.

How you been?

>> I've been better.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I feel like I'm off my game.

>> Off your baking game.

>> That, too.

>> Marky and I broke up.

>> Oh, yeah.

Damn. I'm sorry.

>> No, it's okay. Is it?

>> I mean, no, but it will be.

You should try it.

>> Was just waiting for the go ahead.

>> Green light.

What is it?

Um,

>> is it not good?

>> Does your salt live next to your sugar

by energy?

>> Oh god. Oh my god.

>> Like I took a shot of ocean water.

>> I poisoned Lisa.

>> Who's Lisa?

>> She just picked up a dozen. Hold on.

>> Mel. Mel, can you please call Lisa and

and tell her that uh she can't eat the

cookies, but I'll give her like a I

don't know, like a lifetime supply or

something.

That's okay.

>> I almost killed the customer. So,

>> I can be your taste tester anytime.

>> Really?

>> Mhm.

>> Even after that?

>> Yeah. I can't be bailing you out of jail

all the time for accidental poisoning. I

don't have that kind of cash.

>> I don't know. I don't know your life.

>> You see, I'm off my game.

Your turn.

>> My turn.

>> Yeah. How's everything?

>> Good. Work is good.

>> Work is good.

>> Yeah.

>> Good. How's your anti-holic club?

>> That's not great.

>> No.

>> No. We're sitting at two right now,

>> but you're welcome to join.

>> I would love that.

>> Okay. Yeah.

>> Little Miss Holiday, huh?

>> Mhm. Okay.

>> Is it just you and your work, Dad?

>> No.

No, actually, I've been seeing someone.

>> Oh, yeah. That's casual.

>> How'd you meet?

>> On a nap.

Not super romantic, but you never know

how it's going to happen.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

It's going well.

>> Yeah.

>> The truth is I didn't really like her at

first. You know, we just didn't really

get along. But

>> But it's working out.

>> Yeah. Seems to be. Yeah.

Good.

Well, I'm I'm having a party on

Wednesday night. You should come and you

should bring her.

>> Yeah. What holiday is it?

>> It's no holiday. It's my birthday.

>> Come on. That's a holiday.

>> Are we actually becoming friends?

>> Yeah, I think we are.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Happy birthday.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> Is anyone with you?

>> No. No. Kayla, I had to work late. Oh,

>> okay. You want to go? Mhm. Go.

All righty.

Yeah, you can if you want to. You're

going to like it.

>> Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm being honest with you.

>> Relationships are hard.

>> I should they be

>> Well, what

>> what

>> hard?

>> Ew. Okay. Inuendo.

But yeah, should they be hard?

>> Honestly,

>> I mean that's what everybody says.

>> Who who was saying that?

>> Girl, I don't know.

>> I mean, I think

>> Oh, sorry. You were saying about your

>> Yes. Yes. She is going to school in

Pittsburgh.

>> Pittsburgh. Okay. When didn't you think

she was old enough that happened? I

don't know. I'm still thinking about it.

>> Who have you recruited to the club?

Anyone? Any potentials?

>> M. Yeah, there's a few potentials here.

>> Okay. Don't look. They're really cool. I

said don't look.

>> I was averting my eyes.

>> Mhm.

>> Okay. Will you see the girl with the uh

dark ears and the white teeth?

>> Like the really like Yeah, really.

>> Oh, she's so cool.

>> She's I think a little too cool for your

>> What do you mean? You can't be judging

it. You're not even in it.

>> I thought I was. Uh, you haven't even

done the initiation yet.

>> Well, what do I need to do?

>> How hungry are you?

>> Pretty hungry.

>> Okay, maybe we should order something.

Popcorn is just a part of the initiation

process.

>> Okay, I eat the popcorn. We watch the

movie. And then what?

>> I can't tell you.

>> Is there a quiz?

>> What sounds good?

>> Really?

>> Mhm.

>> Chinese.

>> Okay. Yes, I know the best spot. They

give you fresh baked bread with your

order. I love it.

>> Fresh bread.

>> Mhm.

>> Is it better than my bread?

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> You're a good baker.

>> I like bread.

>> Me, too.

>> Um, how was your week?

>> It was good.

>> Good. I'd say positive. I didn't poison

anyone.

>> Yeah,

>> an improvement.

>> Huge improvement.

>> What about yours?

>> Yeah, it was actually really nice. Dan,

my coworker, and I, we took our

friendship to the next level. We met up

outside of work.

>> Wow. Look at you guys. Where'd you go?

>> A theme park.

>> A theme park? Really?

>> Yeah. It was really fun.

>> His mom passed away a couple years ago

and now every year he celebrates her

life by riding her favorite roller

coaster.

>> That is so cute,

>> isn't it?

>> Yeah. Oh. Put in what you want.

>> Go.

>> I'm going to start it.

>> Wait, wait, wait.

>> You didn't get appetizers.

>> Okay.

>> Besides the bread.

>> Mhm.

>> Do you like egg rolls?

>> Yeah, I like egg rolls.

>> Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

>> So eager. It's such a good movie.

Ready?

Okay. All right.

Ready? Wait.

Okay. Ready?

>> Are you sure?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

You said that you've been hurt one too

many times before. Ended up staring in

the bathroom. You were crying on your

bedroom floor. Baby, you can take my

word. You haven't got to hurt no more.

Things about to get much better. I want

to make this forever.

I want to make this forever.

>> You're doing great. All right.

>> Thank you. I'm trying my best.

>> I know. Just Just keep your knees bent.

All right. Play tennis. It's back hand.

>> Hilarious. I've never played tennis. You

act like that.

>> Okay.

>> I wanted to ask. So, uh so how's it

working?

>> How's what working?

>> You know, the the friend thing.

>> Oh. Uh well, I didn't think it would

work this well, actually.

Is that because you're seeing someone?

>> No. What do you mean?

>> I mean, you both haven't really been

single at the same time.

>> What does that have to do with anything?

>> A game.

>> Yeah, let's call it.

Sport is so hard.

>> I don't like that one. Try it.

>> You don't like it? You want me to try

it?

>> Mhm.

>> Firm.

>> It's getting smoky.

>> Yeah. Like spicy and smoky.

>> Is that what you had on your dating

profile?

>> Yeah, exactly.

>> Put the rest in my pocket.

>> That was good.

>> Yeah.

>> Mhm.

>> M.

>> I like that one.

>> Good. Give me some adjectives.

Fruity and funky.

>> What's going on my profile?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> How are you doing?

>> I'm good. Yeah. Are you actually?

>> Oh, I think so.

I've been sleeping a lot.

>> That's good.

>> Yeah, but it's making me more tired.

>> It's a vicious cycle.

>> Yeah. When we first got together, it was

just so fun.

She told me from the beginning that she

did not want anything serious and then

we moved in together.

I knew all that going in, you know.

>> Yeah.

You couldn't have known that she'd do

that.

>> No, but I mean

I don't know. I once you're in something

and then you step away from it.

I was just really angry right after it

happened. And the other day I was

thinking about it and it made sense what

happened between us. I didn't think it

would.

>> Well, to have that perspective from the

beginning, just imagine.

>> Maybe we do.

Maybe we just push it down or ignore it.

>> Have you thought about dating?

>> I actually went on a date last night.

>> What? You didn't tell me.

>> It wasn't good. What happened?

>> I just I yawned about 30 times and she

asked me if she was boring me.

>> Yeah.

Was it boring?

>> I was a little bored.

>> Where'd you go?

>> An escape room?

>> You were yawning in an escape room?

>> I've been sleeping at 9:00 p.m., so I

was tired.

>> Did you get out? Did you win?

>> Um, no. But our communication just

wasn't good. She was yelling a lot.

>> I yelled at you.

>> Not at me, just at the situation.

>> God. And you were just there yawning.

>> Yeah, it was really fun dynamic.

>> Are you going to see her again?

>> Funny.

Gave me anxiety.

>> The date,

>> just the whole thing. Yeah.

>> Maybe you're not ready.

>> I don't know. Maybe.

The kiss wasn't bad, though.

>> You kissed her?

>> Yeah. I was just curious.

>> Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What a nice way to say

we tried.

Just building our bricks apart.

We died.

Good morning,

sunshine.

The endless

floor is mine.

Walking around the park

just

face.

>> I have a very specific seat here.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Mhm. It's best seat in the house.

What makes it the best?

>> Well,

here switch.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah, I see it.

>> All right. Come on. Take your seat back.

>> No, you stay.

>> Oh, come on. You love this movie.

>> Your first time.

>> All right. Let's switch. Come on.

>> Really?

>> Yes. Of course.

>> I'm going to steal your seat.

>> The

of course. Yeah, of course.

What?

>> I don't know. Just

>> What's the uh explain the

>> I don't know if I believe that she'd be

into him.

>> What?

>> Like Ryan?

>> Huh?

Where do you want this? Oh, thanks. Oh

my gosh, you're strong.

M.

>> I'm surprised you stayed awake.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Okay,

speaking of staying awake,

you didn't say yes to the quiz.

>> I didn't say no.

>> Let me just take it now.

>> You can't skip a step. You only watch 15

minutes.

>> Well, I blame it on your bean bag chairs

>> and all that bread.

It is the best Chinese food in town. It

was really good.

>> Okay.

Did Kayla pass the test? Well, she

hasn't taken it yet.

>> And how's she in the club?

>> I guess she's not yet.

>> Okay.

When am I going to meet her?

>> You want to?

>> I mean, we've been hanging out so much.

I'd like to. Yeah.

Okay.

>> Okay.

>> What are we making?

>> We are making lemon bars.

>> Yum.

>> Yeah. My last batch was too sour.

>> Okay. More sugar.

>> More sugar. Less lemon.

>> All right.

>> All right.

Could you grab the lemons?

>> Yeah. Thank you. Where are they?

>> The bowl. Okay.

>> Thank you.

No.

>> Mm- No.

Yeah.

>> Really?

>> Mhm.

>> That's mine. Excuse me. Give me that.

Give it to me.

>> It's getting there.

>> It's getting there. It's incredible.

>> The crust is under by like a minute.

>> It's too hard. I can't crack it.

>> Oh, it's good.

>> I ate a little.

>> Yeah. What did it taste like?

>> Like mud.

>> M. Let me try.

>> No.

>> Actually go with the lemon. I like it.

>> Should I put mud in my next one?

>> Yeah. It's your new flavor combo.

>> What color do you want?

>> Uh, do you have clear?

>> I have clear.

Are you sure you don't want to do

something more fun?

>> You can pick.

>> Okay.

>> No red.

>> No red.

>> That's my only rule.

All right.

You're going to do it?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> Lay them on me.

>> What? Do you have like a feet thing?

>> Do I have a feet thing?

>> Mhm.

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> They don't gross me out. They're just

feet.

>> Do I have a They're

>> ticklish thing.

>> Really?

You chose that one? I It's a great movie

out of all of the Nora Efron film swing

this week.

>> So what?

>> It's about friends who turn into lovers.

Bailey.

>> Oh my god. Sam's a girlfriend.

>> Mhm.

>> We both had the night off. It's not a

big deal.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Can you lock up?

>> Yep. I got to get changed. Bye. Have

fun.

>> Then kiss me.

>> When?

>> When you pick me up.

>> Sorry, I'm nervous.

>> About what?

>> I've never set anyone up before.

>> Oh, I'm the one that's setting her up.

>> Yeah, I know. That makes it worse.

>> Why?

>> Because you don't know Bailey.

She's been through a lot. I just I want

them to get along.

>> Well, you talk about her a lot, so feel

like I did a pretty good job with Katie.

There she is.

>> Katie,

just haven't kissed me.

>> Okay, you can also just kiss me, you

know.

>> Hey. Um, how you doing?

>> Good. Good.

>> Oh, this is my girlfriend, Sam.

>> Hi. Hi.

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Hi. Hi. Uh, can I get you something to

drink?

>> Um, what are you two having?

>> The pino. You want to try?

>> Sure.

>> M. Okay, that's nice. Um, I'll have a

glass, please.

>> Good to see you.

>> You, too.

>> Yeah.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> You look good.

>> Oh, this whole thing.

>> Bailey. Uh, this is Kayla.

>> Oh, hi. So good to finally meet you.

>> Yeah, you, too.

>> And, uh, this is Kayla.

>> Katie.

Sorry. Katie.

>> Katie.

>> Katie.

>> Okay.

>> No, I

>> And another one.

>> And another one.

What can I get for you?

>> Um, whiskey meat, please. You got it.

Thank you.

A long day.

>> Me?

>> Yeah.

>> No, I was making canoli all day, which

are really fun to make.

>> Oh. Uh, what were you making them for?

>> Bailey owns a bakery.

>> Oh, very cool.

>> Yeah, thank you.

>> Mhm.

>> What about you? Do you guys work

together?

>> Uh, would you say we

>> Well, Katie was my client.

>> Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it was

last year. Thank you.

>> Uh, did you win the case?

>> We did.

>> Well, cheers to that.

I'm going to get something else to

drink. Anybody else want anything?

>> Good.

>> Okay.

>> Um, so I work in insurance.

>> Insurance?

>> Mhm. Okay.

>> I don't know much about that. I will

spare you the details. Maybe date two.

>> Okay.

>> So, Bailey, um, hear you're quite the

party girl.

>> Uh, I don't know if I'd call it that.

Well, I'm having a get together next

week.

>> Bailey loves holidays.

>> Yeah, we were just talking about that.

What are you celebrating?

>> Oh, it's my birthday.

>> Oh, fun.

>> Very fun. Yeah.

So, are you working on a case?

>> Oh, just some broad case.

Mark, you want to try it?

>> You know,

>> it's always the same.

>> It's Tom again, isn't it?

>> It is. I know. You would know.

>> I don't know.

>> It's good.

>> This is evil. You're evil.

>> Don't play pinball.

>> Yes. How you been?

You're bud. When's the last time you

played this?

>> Um,

like a couple nights ago.

>> Really? Yeah.

>> So, what do you think?

>> Of what?

>> Katie.

>> Um,

she's nice. You guys are suited.

>> No, not Kayla. Katie, your date.

>> Oh, she's she's nice, too. I haven't

really talked to her much.

>> Should we go back over

>> in the middle of my game?

your turn. Okay.

>> We'll see what happens.

>> I don't know if I'm very good at this.

All right. So, this

>> you got to go fast.

>> All right. Okay.

>> Oh, trigger happy.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, you have lipstick on your teeth.

Hold still.

Is it gone?

>> Mhm.

>> All right.

>> Do I start again?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> How's it going with you guys?

>> Good.

>> Good.

>> Kayla read your astrology charts.

>> Good. My goodness.

>> Yours isn't Katie's.

>> She seems too practical for astrology.

>> Yeah, I know she does. But uh

apparently

>> what did it say?

>> She couldn't read it accurately because

uh she didn't have your exact birth

time.

>> Huh.

>> Mhm. But she said it makes sense. You're

a business owner.

>> Really?

>> Mhm.

All done.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh,

>> did it hurt?

>> It was fine. I was in my butt.

>> Your butt?

>> Mhm.

>> Why didn't Kayla bring you?

>> It's her birthday. I didn't want to ruin

it.

When didn't you come?

>> Uh, there was a Twilight Marathon on TV.

>> I was going to. Thanks.

>> I never saw the last one. So, you ready?

>> Mhm.

>> Did you get the cake I sent?

>> Yeah, but I didn't get to try it.

>> That's okay.

>> You think the marathon's still on?

>> Definitely.

>> What was the origin?

>> Something seemingly savory. It's

appetizer. California.

Radio up and the blinds put down.

You love it when nobody's around.

I want to call out my town, but you bite

my lip. Don't make a sound. I'll be

damned if I'm leaving without you.

M.

So give me a minute to catch my breath.

Take what's yours, I'll take what's

left.

We're used to coming out. Sacri always

fa to pass the test. I'll be damned if

I'm leaving without you.

M

La.

When you have finished recording, you

may hang up or press one for more

options.

>> Oh, hey Sam. I was just checking in. I

haven't heard from you in a while. And

uh just let me know if you need

anything.

Okay, bye.

feel like I haven't seen you in months.

I know. I'm sorry. Was it work?

>> Yeah, work. Work's been really busy, but

um

Kayla and I broke up.

>> What?

>> Yeah.

>> When? two weeks ago.

What did you tell me?

>> I don't know. She was getting kind of

weird about our friendship.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Uh I Is that why you broke up?

>> No. No. It'd been coming for a while

now.

>> Are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine. Just needed some time.

>> Yeah, of course. I'm really sorry. It's

okay.

I should have told you I'm sorry.

>> No, it's okay. You did what was right

for you.

>> How have you been?

>> Good.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I got married last week.

>> You did?

>> Yeah.

>> Interesting. I didn't see your ring.

>> It's in the shop, actually.

>> What shop? What are you talking about?

>> Um,

you know, the one on the corner over

here.

>> Yeah, that shop.

>> The pawn shop.

A lot happened between the two.

>> You've had a really complicated couple

of weeks.

>> Okay, that's interesting. So,

>> all right.

>> Yeah,

>> sounds good. What else?

>> Yeah, actually, this is my ring.

>> Yeah,

>> I don't know. I don't know if I see it

for you.

>> I don't buy it. No.

>> What do you see for me?

>> Um, no, I'm kidding. What else? I

Oh, I made cupcakes that ooze purple

guts.

>> Yeah. What' you use for that? Grapes.

>> Ube actually more purple.

>> Yeah.

>> You have a sample back there.

>> I missed you.

I missed you, too.

Those

taste like nostalgia. Can't beat these.

>> Okay.

I can't move the skirt.

Okay.

What are you making?

>> You'll see.

>> You're not You're not going to tell me,

are you?

>> No. Okay, fine.

It's fine.

>> I'm making a cat.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> What kind?

>> Your standard cat.

>> Is that an orange one?

>> Yeah. An orange one.

>> You can't touch it.

>> Nope. Not for me.

>> I can get my hand in there.

>> Sorry.

>> That's okay. I'm glad you found

something.

>> Better late than never. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Coops.

>> Okay.

Ew. Ew. Okay. You can't move. What are

you doing? Well, there's guts. Take your

skirt off.

>> I just did.

What are you going to do about it?

What if I do that?

>> Well, I guess then I'll do that.

No.

>> Bailey,

come out. Come out, wherever you are.

>> I did that a long time ago.

Let me just rest please.

>> Oh Mike, I didn't even know you were

there right now.

>> Sorry.

>> You're just too good.

>> Not the way.

>> Now back to serious business.

>> Back to your pie symbol.

>> How do you know?

>> I could just see where your mind was

going. I don't know.

>> That's weird.

>> Yeah.

>> Is that the bad thing that happened to

you today?

>> Pumpkin guts.

>> Yeah.

>> Pumpkin guts.

>> No.

>> What was

>> you You have a seed in your hair.

>> Oh, you get it.

>> Yeah.

Is that okay? I am for you.

Thank you.

We've got toast, jam, muffins,

and coffee. But

>> are you hungry?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want some?

>> I'm not really hungry.

>> Okay.

Um, is this orange normally apricot?

>> Cool.

>> That wasn't a real question, was it?

>> Was that? We never know. I have to ask.

>> Sorry.

>> I don't know. We'd left it weird.

I feel like it was too soon for her.

>> Did she say that?

>> No,

she didn't really say anything.

Just I mean they broke up like two weeks

ago.

Just ask her.

>> It was so good though. The jam,

>> the sex. Oh shoot.

>> You never know how it's going to

translate, you know.

>> Oh yeah. I once had sex with this guy

that I met at a bar and it was horrible.

And he was so cute, too.

>> What did she say?

>> She didn't really say anything. She's

weird because she always has something

to say.

>> I don't know if I'm trying to protect

her or myself.

>> Or maybe both.

Maybe.

Thanks.

Do you want more?

Okay, thank you.

This is very formal.

Yeah, this feels weird.

>> It is weird,

Sam.

I value you and our friendship so much.

>> Me too.

>> Yeah,

>> definitely.

>> Mhm.

>> I don't want to ruin anything.

>> No, neither do I.

>> Okay.

Okay.

So,

friends,

of course.

Don't you dare try to shake my hand

right now.

No.

She doesn't want to ruin the friendship.

>> That's what she said.

>> I think so.

>> Well, I can uninvite her to

Friendsgiving if it's going to make it

weird.

>> No, don't do that. It's fine.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah.

>> So, what'd you tell her?

>> I don't really know. I think I tried to

shake her hand like it was a

transaction.

like she was Julia Roberts and I was

Richard Gear. Maybe I was Julia Roberts.

I don't know.

>> What do you mean?

>> I just couldn't spit anything out.

>> And I mean, she kind of led me to it.

>> But did she actually?

>> I don't know.

>> Hey, thanks for having me.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

>> Are you okay?

>> Mhm.

Yeah, super bad for sure.

>> Can you hear me?

>> Have you tried this cheese?

>> I haven't. No.

>> Oh, you must. It is.

>> Yeah. I'll try it later.

>> Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no. I insist. You

just have to. It's so

>> sweet potato in my mouth.

>> Oh, it'll pair perfectly. Trust me. M.

Just let just a little. Let me nibble.

Let me swallow real quick.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, you're going to

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Okay.

>> Oh my god.

>> Wow.

>> Right.

>> Mhm.

>> Oh, try it with the wine.

>> Wow. Good.

>> I didn't invite her. I Mel set it up. I

didn't even know about it.

>> All right. Well, you look really

comfortable with each other. I mean,

she's feeding you.

>> Yeah, that was weird.

>> I know.

I mean, why do you even care? You're the

one that didn't want to ruin the

friendship, right?

>> Yeah. Well, this feels different.

>> It probably will for a little while.

>> I don't like it.

>> You think I do? I don't like it.

Look, I'll have her feed you next.

Sorry.

Maybe we need an actual break.

>> What?

>> Yeah,

>> Sam.

>> I think I need that.

Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Snack,

>> but I can like phone.

>> So, get like

>> I think it might.

>> Can I try the top thing?

All this is through

and

I hold tight

to you.

We'll just head down, carry on. What

else can we do

but get through

and we'll sing hallelu

we'll Hold tight as we can. And it's

better.

>> Here we go. And go everybody.

>> Is that you? No. Is that you?

>> Come on. Join the fun. Come on.

>> When we're together

again.

Thank you. You know, I always

>> here we got this for you.

>> All right.

>> Yeah, I did. Looks really neat. Bunch of

layers in it.

>> How was your holiday?

>> Um, it it was good. How was yours?

>> I sit here.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I didn't have to worry about

going anywhere or being on a plane. No

one was upset at me.

>> Sounds nice.

>> Mhm.

>> I'd recommend it.

>> Sam, thank you.

>> Hey, is uh is Bailey here?

>> Oh, no. She's still home with her

family.

>> Great.

>> Cheers, guys.

>> Oh, cheers.

>> Happy New Year.

>> Happy New Year.

Yes.

Yes. Village.

>> You're out already.

>> 8

6 5 4 3 2 1

I don't know.

>> Okay.

Hello.

>> Hey. This one is urgent.

>> Yeah, I see. Where's it going?

>> South Main. I'll send you a pen.

>> Okay. Thank you.

>> And Laura is going to come help out.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Tell her thank you. How's it going with

you, too?

>> Really good. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Meeting your parents next week.

>> Oh my god. Big step. Yeah. Wow.

Exciting.

>> It's nerve-wracking.

>> You'll do great. Just be yourself.

>> Okay. Thanks, Mom.

>> See you soon.

>> Take your time. We've got it.

Hi.

>> Hi. Hi. Did somebody order a delivery?

>> Yeah. Uh, theater 2.

>> Okay. Thank you.

>> Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

I presume your delivery. Thank you. Mhm.

What is this, Sam?

Bailey, I I don't want to ruin our

friendship. Neither do I. You know that

I

>> just listen.

I don't want to ruin our friendship and

don't want to ruin your holidays, but

you make all mine better.

You're that person I look for across the

room. And I don't have to be talking to

you or touching you to feel you.

It's like this little world we share.

And in that world, I don't just want to

be your friend.

But what about in this world? I don't

just want to be your friend.

>> Really?

Open it.

>> What' you guys do?

>> I may have had a little help.

>> Leaving my Valentine.

>> Yes, of course. Yes.

Of course.

Okay, I saved your favorite seat for

you.

Oh man, I counted like 20 times. See, I

just gravitate toward it.

>> Mhm.

>> Really is the best one.

>> You ready?

>> Mhm.

>> Okay. What are we watching?

>> Three guesses.

>> Well, it could only be

>> Oh, no. You're not going to fall asleep.

>> No.

>> No. Not going to keep you awake.

>> Mhm.

>> Just winners on this side. Okay.

>> Keep going.

Gosh.

>> How about Come on, Franny.

>> Okay. Keep going. It's okay.

>> Do it. Oh, let's see if I can do it from

the couch. Oh, yeah.

>> Okay.

Waking up on Christmas.

>> Are they your partner?

>> They are? Yeah.

>> I like them.

>> Me, too.

>> They didn't want to be my partner at

first. That's why Bailey,

>> I did. We were friends first.

>> That's nice.

>> Yeah, I think so.

>> Do you guys kiss?

>> Oh god,

>> we do. Yeah,

>> that's cool.

>> You think so?

>> I'm hungry.

>> We'll go get some food.

>> Bye.

>> Cute. I love kids.

Should we go be cool in the bathroom?

Sam,

>> what?

>> Yeah, let's go.

La,

what do we do?

But you didn't mind

the accident.

I'll get the screwdriver.

>> What you do if you get a guilty client?

>> Um,

>> well, I'm still obligated to try to get

them off. Not like that. That would be

highly unethical.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> Cut.

>> I don't know where a napkin is.

>> I mean, it's kind of common sense,

but nobody's catching feelings. Nobody's

leaving thinking, are we going to talk

about what?

I know you shouldn't your friends,

but we're just testing our potent

Thank you.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god.

>> Just a just a little party in your

mouth.

>> That's so good.

>> Have you ever been to Wisconsin? We

could go together.

Excuse me.

>> Cut.

>> Cut.

>> That part. Yeah.