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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,200 - Bun�, drag�! - M� po?i ajuta? 2 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,520 Ce? Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 3 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,400 Ia c�r?ile astea pe care m-ai obligat s� le �mprumut! 4 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,360 Le datorezi 1407 coroane, a?a c� ?i-au suspendat cardul. 5 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,080 Mersi, apreciez. Le pl�tesc s�pt�m�na asta. Promit. 6 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,720 Vino aici! Mai vreau. 7 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,680 - E?ti transpirat. M�rturise?te! - Ce? 8 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,720 - Arat�-mi degetul! - E?ti nebun�? 9 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,080 - Arat�-mi degetul! - Uite! 10 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,680 Desigur� 11 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,480 Dependent de Nintendo! Ai zis c� vei �nv�?a azi! 12 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,400 S� �nv�?? De ce s� �nv�?? 13 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,840 - Am un talent. Putem deveni boga?i. - Boga?i? 14 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,640 - Da, boga?i. - Boga?i? 15 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,560 - Da. - Cum? 16 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,840 CAMPIONATUL MONDIAL NINTENDO 8 BI?I PREMIUL I - 100.000 USD 17 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,560 Din Hong Kong, dl Deng Liu-Wang. 18 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,640 Din Africa de Sud, dl Nelson Jones. 19 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,440 Din Suedia, J. 20 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,600 Din Suedia, J. 21 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,880 J� 22 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,000 Scuza?i-m�! 23 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,560 Scuza?i-m�! 24 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,600 - Ce ai zis? - E o baie aici? 25 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,160 Da� Mersi. 26 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,160 Ce nai� Nu! 27 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,840 - Pot c�?tiga concursul �sta. - Ba nu. 28 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,440 - Pot s�-l c�?tig. Punem pariu? - Bine. 29 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,240 - Dac� nu c�?tigi, nu te mai joci. - Dac� o fac, joc c�t vreau. 30 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,760 ?i nu po?i spune nimic. Bine? 31 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,760 - Bine. - �n regul�. 32 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,440 Ascult� Nu va cre?te la loc dac� te holbezi la ea. 33 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,880 Vorbesc serios. Vei �nnebuni dac� vei continua a?a. 34 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,920 Mi-am t�iat degetul de la picior cu polizorul �n '83. 35 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,360 - �mi simt degetele. - Senza?ie fantom�. Eu sunt Stig. 36 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,720 Scuze, amice. Nu m-am g�ndit� 37 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,120 E �n regul�. 38 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,720 J. 39 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,360 - Ce? - M� cheam� J. 40 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,880 - Doar �J�? - Nu-mi pas� dac� e?ti Ali Baba. 41 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,200 Lini?te! Vreau s� dorm! 42 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,920 Nu-l b�ga �n seam�, e pu?in dus cu capul. Poftim, ia un pateu! 43 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,760 Da. Pr�jitur� cu migdale. 44 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,400 Poveste?te-mi despre m�na ta. 45 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,920 Dac� po?i. 46 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,120 ?tii, familia mea� 47 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,120 Suntem musulmani. 48 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:46,440 Trebuia s� m� duc la film cu prietenii ?i mi-am dat seama c� nu am bani. 49 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,360 A?a c� am luat ni?te bani din geanta mamei. 50 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,200 Dar m-a v�zut. 51 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,360 ?i ?tii ce le facem ho?ilor. Pac� 52 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,160 - Nu vorbe?ti serios, nu? - Nu. 53 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Nu, fac mi?to de tine. 54 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,920 Nu sunt musulman. 55 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,000 - Sunt evreu. - Bine. 56 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,880 Noi, evreii, avem o mas� special� de Pa?te, numit� Seder. 57 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,920 E o s�rb�toare de familie, a?a c� ne-am dus la aeroport 58 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,760 s� o lu�m pe m�tu?a Simone ce venea din SUA. 59 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,320 J, vei primi ajutor social c�nd vei fi mare? 60 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,520 - Da. - Ce faci cu ajutorul social? 61 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,080 - Ce tot zici? - Tat�, ai avut dreptate. 62 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,000 J va lua ajutor social c�nd va fi mare! 63 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,560 - Nu m� mai lovi. - Iar tu vei fi gay c�nd vei fi mare. 64 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,960 - Cum adic�? - Voi fi gay! 65 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:47,160 - Nu m� mai lovi! - Calma?i-v� cu to?ii! 66 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,240 - Voi fi gay! - Nu po?i spune asta. 67 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,720 - De ce? Ce face un gay? - Se �mbrac� �n fust�. 68 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,280 - Nu spune asta! - De ce nu? 69 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,120 - Nu e nimic �n neregul� s� fii gay. - Nu. 70 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,360 - Nu. - Nu. 71 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,040 Nu e nimic �n neregul� cu persoanele gay, dar dac� odraslele 72 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,600 �mi spun c� sunt gay, nu a? mai vorbi cu ele. 73 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,240 - Promi?i? - Po?i s� contezi pe asta. 74 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,040 - Tat�, recunosc. Sunt gay. - ?i tu e?ti gay? 75 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,680 Ajunge! 76 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,840 Vino aici! Raffe, vorbesc serios! 77 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,120 Unde sunt? Nu �n?eleg c� e foarte scump� parcarea aici? 78 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,920 - Verific� zborul pe ecran. - Poftim? 79 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,920 Verific� zborul pe ecran. 80 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,920 - Ce ecran? - Ce? 81 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,960 - Ce ecran? - Acolo! 82 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,960 Am zis s� te opre?ti! 83 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,640 Oare tata a fost hiperactiv �n copil�rie? 84 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,080 Uit�-te la el! 85 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,880 - Pomanagiu! - Taci! 86 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,240 - Pomanagiu! - Lini?te! 87 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,640 Ve?ti bune. Putem pleca, zborul lor a fost anulat. 88 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,880 - Nu e zborul lor. - Tu de unde naiba ?tii? 89 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,520 E?ti medium? Ecranul e acolo. 90 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:17,720 - M-am s�turat s� te dai mare. - Dar te ui?i la compania gre?it�! 91 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,400 - E �nc� un ecran acolo. - E conectat la acela?i sistem. 92 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:27,920 Tu de unde naiba ?tii? Te crezi inginer fiindc� joci jocuri pe calculator? 93 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,440 - Sunt jocuri video, tat�. - Ascult�-m� 94 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,040 Bun�! 95 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,280 Acum ai stricat totul! 96 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:39,200 Trebuia s� filmez c�nd vin ?i c�nd �i salut� pe to?i. 97 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,400 E?ti nebun! 98 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,240 - Nu! - D�-te la o parte! 99 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:53,360 Hai, sor�! Ia-o de la cap�t. Vreau s� te filmez c�nd ajungi. Haide! 100 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,160 Gr�be?te-te! Bine� 101 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,920 A?teapt�. Acum! 102 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,240 ?i eu m� bucur s� v� v�d. Au trecut doi ani! 103 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,280 - Da� - Bun venit! 104 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,120 Doamne! Putem merge acas�? 105 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,560 - Haide! - Bun�! 106 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,520 - Bun venit! - Bun�, Annie! 107 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,320 - Po?i spune ceva dr�gu?? - E?ti un tic�los. 108 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,400 - Ai sunat? - Acum! 109 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,120 - Sun� din nou. Alo! - S-a �nt�mplat ceva? 110 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920 Putem� 111 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,880 Tat�! Alo! 112 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,000 Ce naiba faci? 113 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,280 - Ce naiba? - Ce faci, bunicule? 114 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,520 Pare periculos. 115 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,280 Dac� am supravie?uit la Auschwitz, supravie?uiesc pe o scar�. 116 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,840 Ai grij� Toat� lumea e prea tem�toare �n ?ara asta� 117 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,760 La naiba� 118 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,360 Alo! 119 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,240 Ai nevoie de baloane �n ma?ini, 120 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,480 oale pe cap c�nd mergi cu bicicleta! 121 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,560 Ce naiba? 122 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,200 - Cine e? - Fiica ta din SUA a venit. 123 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,760 Da� Bunica se uit� la Jeopardy!. 124 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,880 Copii, termina?i! 125 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,600 Opri?i-v�! 126 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,880 Nu mai face?i asta! 127 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,800 Pute?i l�sa ma?ina aia �n pace? 128 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,520 Opri?i-v�, obraznicilor! Pleca?i! 129 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,440 Da, asta a mers. 130 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,560 - Bun� diminea?a ?i bun venit! - Parc� ai fi ie?it din canal. 131 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,240 Mersi, tat�. 132 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,200 ?i a uitat ?i cum s� vorbeasc� �n suedez�. A naibii America! 133 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,760 - Vorbesc serios, m-ai �ncuiat �n camer�! - Mama a fost. 134 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,240 - M-ai �ncuiat! - Ce s� g�tesc? 135 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,520 Carne fiart� sau �lusange�? Carne� 136 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:55,080 Bunico, ce e �lusange� asta de care vorbe?ti? 137 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,040 M�ncare italian�! �Lusange�! 138 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,000 Mit dem paste lockshem. 139 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,280 Bunico, se nume?te lasagna. 140 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,080 - Se pronun?� �lasagna�. - �Lusange�. 141 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,920 Lasagna! 142 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,640 �Lusange�! 143 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,640 Despre ce vorbi?i? 144 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,280 Bunica nu ?tie dac� s� fac� lasagna sau carne fiart�. 145 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,920 Carne fiart� sau ce? 146 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,560 - Lasagna. - Ce? 147 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,840 �Lusange�. 148 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,720 �Lusange�! Nu servim �lusange�, e Pa?tele! 149 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:38,000 Servim pui fiert. M�ncare idi? bun�. 150 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,560 - Asta e! - Bine! Pui! 151 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,320 Ce fat� dr�gu?� e?ti! Nepo?ica mea! 152 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,800 C�?i ani ai? 153 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:59,400 - Mami, sunt obosit�. - ?tiu, drag�. 154 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,200 Vorbe?ti suedeza? 155 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,400 Mam�, ce spune b�tr�nul? 156 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,560 Simone, trebuie s� o �nve?i suedez�. 157 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,040 Sau va deveni ca acei copii americani, ur�t� ?i gras�. 158 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,280 Se va c�s�tori cu un nenorocit de mexican sau va deveni lesbian�! 159 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,000 - E ocupat. - Las�-m� s� intru, trebuie s� fac pipi. 160 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,080 - Ce e? - Am cistit�! Deschide! 161 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,480 - Calmeaz�-te! - Fac pe mine! 162 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,400 Nu pot s� fiu calm. M� duc s� fac pipi la vecin! 163 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,440 - Ai grij�! - Tu ai grij�! 164 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,600 O s� fac pe mine, bine? 165 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,560 Ce naiba� Nu! Ce� 166 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,960 Al naibii covor! 167 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,240 Bunicule? 168 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,480 Ce e �n baia ta? 169 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,400 - Ce? - Pe?tii �ia imen?i! 170 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,040 Da� 171 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,600 Sunt crapi! Da! 172 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,280 Pentru pe?te umplut. 173 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,560 C�nd �l cumperi mort, e prea slab. 174 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,960 A?a c� �l hr�nim cu p�ine o s�pt�m�n�. 175 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,640 Devine gras ?i bun. 176 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,640 Apoi �i execut�m cu un ciocan a?a! 177 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,120 Trebuia s� r�m�n ra?ional �n situa?ia asta. 178 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,640 - Trebuia s� m� concentrez pe competi?ie. - Competi?ie? 179 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,880 - S� o iau de la �nceput? - �nceput? 180 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,800 De la Big Bang? Spune-ne cum ?i-ai pierdut m�na ca s� termin�m. 181 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:09,040 - Pot s� �?i �mprumut walkmanul? - Idiotul! 182 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,720 Ce e asta? Pleac�! 183 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,320 Dispari! 184 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,280 Opre?te-te! Ce e asta? Opre?te-te� 185 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,440 Pa! 186 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,960 Ascult�! Ia-l de aici! 187 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,880 Bine. 188 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,360 Concursul deceniului al jocurilor video 189 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,360 avea loc �n Los Angeles, California. 190 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,160 Campionatul Mondial Nintendo? E o prostie! 191 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,800 Se juca Track & Field 2, 192 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:04,440 pe sistemul clasic Nintendo de 8 bi?i, specialitatea mea. 193 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,560 - Pot c�?tiga. - Nu po?i. 194 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,080 Punem pariu? 195 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,760 Veneau cei mai buni din lume. Toate legendele. 196 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,520 Competi?ia era dur�. 197 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,800 Bine. Dac� nu c�?tigi, nu te mai joci niciodat�. 198 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,440 - Degetul mare? - Degetul mare minte. 199 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,480 Ajunge o str�ngere de m�n�. 200 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,000 Trebuia doar s� c�?tig. Via?a mea era �n joc. 201 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,240 Un campionat al jocurilor video. �nve?i ceva �n fiecare zi. 202 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,920 - Deci e?ti profesionist? - Mi-am descoperit talentul de mic. 203 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,960 E ca fumatul pe ascuns. Dac� tu?e?ti de prima dat�, renun?i rapid. 204 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,280 Dar cei care �nva?� s� inhaleze, sunt prin?i pe via?�. 205 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,960 - Trebuie s� sari peste alea. - Ce joc de rahat! 206 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,080 - Pot s� �ncerc? - Sigur. 207 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,560 Cum ai f�cut asta? 208 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,880 Ai v�zut? 209 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,680 - Pe ce butoane ai ap�sat? - Nu ?tiu. 210 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,320 Ceilal?i au trecut peste, dar eu nu. 211 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,280 Ia uite ce joc nou am! 212 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,520 E o cas� �n fl�c�ri. 213 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,640 - D�-te din calea mingii! - Am un joc nou! 214 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,320 - Juc�m tenis. Eu sunt Mats Wilander. - Eu sunt Bj�rn Borg. 215 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,160 - Nu, eu sunt Bj�rn Borg. - Nu po?i fi am�ndoi! 216 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,000 Acum sunt Bj�rn Borg. 217 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,040 Datorit� metodelor speciale de predare ale tatei, 218 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,600 am avut multe ocazii s�-mi dezvolt talentul. 219 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,160 Tat�! Am f�cut o sut� de adun�ri. 220 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,560 Pot ie?i? Mi-e sete. 221 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:51,200 Asta a fost �nc�lzirea. �nc� trei ore ?i po?i s� termini. 222 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,400 - Nu �n?eleg ceva. Po?i s� m� aju?i? - Nu. 223 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,280 Asta �nseamn� tri?at. 224 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:01,560 C�nd eram de v�rsta ta, rezolvam derivate. �ncearc� iar p�n� reu?e?ti. 225 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,280 Totul �n via?a mea a dus c�tre campionatele mondiale. 226 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,360 Am �nv�?at s� �mi accept soarta. 227 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:23,960 To?i au locul lor �n lume. Al meu e s� fiu cel mai bun la jocuri video. 228 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,480 MECIURILE DE CALIFICARE PENTRU CAMPIONATUL MONDIAL NINTENDO 229 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,400 APAS� TASTA �START� 230 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,000 RED� SELEC?IA 231 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,040 N-ar fi trebuit s� am probleme �n calific�ri. 232 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,240 Dar e un proverb care zice: 233 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,400 �S� nu zici �hop� p�n� nu ai s�rit gardul.� 234 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,840 Deci c�t de �nalt e gardul? 235 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,560 - Credeam c� ascul?i muzic�. - Din p�cate s-au terminat bateriile. 236 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,280 - Te gr�be?ti? Te duci undeva? - Continu� 237 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,040 - Calific�rile pentru campionat? Continu�. - Bine. 238 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,120 - Ac?iune! - A?teptam tensionat rezultatele. 239 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,720 E ciudat c� n-ai aflat nimic p�n� acum. 240 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,720 Foarte ciudat. 241 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,280 RE�NCARC�! 242 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,640 Frustrarea cre?tea. 243 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,280 Am citit online c� cei califica?i au fost deja anun?a?i. 244 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,800 Nu� 245 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,480 Lucrurile n-ar�tau bine. 246 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,960 N-am rezistat s� �l cump�r. Te reprezint� �ntr-un fel� 247 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,360 RATAT 248 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,520 La naiba! 249 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,440 Ai furat-o! D�-mi-o! D�-mi scrisoarea! 250 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,560 - Ce e? M�inile sus! - N-am nimic! 251 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:31,760 - Unde e? - Bun�! Tr�ie?te un J aici? 252 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,640 Scuze, trebuie s� semnezi pentru ea. 253 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,720 Felicit�ri, J! Ca membru al unei elite de profesioni?ti, 254 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:06,360 ai reu?it s� te califici la al IV-lea Campionat Mondial Nintendo 8 bi?i. 255 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,400 Vom premia campionul Nintendo al lumii care va primi marele premiu 256 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,680 de 100.000 de dolari ?i produse Nintendo pe via?�. 257 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,000 Ultima rund�, la care te-ai calificat, 258 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,680 are loc la Grand Convention Center �n Los Angeles, California, 259 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:27,440 �n data de 7 aprilie� 260 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,360 Seder? 261 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,880 �nt�lnirea de familie. Pa?tele evreiesc! 262 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,800 Era �n aceea?i zi cu competi?ia. Stig� 263 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,600 Nu �n?elegi? 264 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:49,440 Ar trebui s� iei ni?te baterii pentru Walkman. Merge �ncet! 265 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,840 - Seder� - De ce nu pot s� vin? 266 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,600 Pa?aportul meu. Unde e pa?aportul meu? 267 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,920 - De ce nu-?i pot cunoa?te familia? - Pentru c� sunt rasi?ti. 268 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,160 - �n ad�ncul lor, sunt ni?te rasi?ti. - ?i tu e?ti de acord cu asta? 269 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,160 Dac� familia mea era nazist�? 270 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,880 - Asta e altceva. - De ce? 271 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,120 Familia mea nu vrea s� te extermineze, dar nu vrea s� te cunoasc�. 272 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,600 Vreau s� vin doar ca s� v�d c� nu ajungi la campionat. 273 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,320 Nu mai visa. Voi reu?i. 274 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,440 - Ce e aia? - Un Snickers. 275 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,200 V�d asta, dar de ce �l co?i? 276 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,080 Fiindc� bunica mereu te invit� s� m�n�nci ceva. 277 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,280 Dulciuri, fructe, tort, pr�jituri, ciocolat�, orice. 278 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,200 Trebuie s� ai mereu ceva �n gur�. 279 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,560 Am descoperit c� dac� ai ceva �n gur�, te sare o tur�. 280 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,600 Nevoile mele au fost deja satisf�cute. 281 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,280 De c�nd am descoperit procesul ei incon?tient, 282 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,840 mereu am un Snickers pentru �nt�lnirile lungi de familie. 283 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,520 Trebuie s� plec. Ai putea s� fii de treab� ?i s�-mi dai un s�rut de noroc. 284 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,440 �mi f�cusem un plan perfect. ?tiam exact 285 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,320 c�t �mi trebuie s� ajung la aeroport. 286 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,960 �ntoarce-te �n patru ore ?i a?teapt�-m�. Bine? 287 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,560 - Bun�! - Bun�, drag�! 288 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,680 Bun�! 289 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,360 - Te-ai �nscris la afaceri? - Da. 290 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,560 Bine. Pune-?i haina �n dormitor. 291 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,720 Bun�! 292 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,560 Voi avea un copil! 293 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,360 Te-ai �nscris ca ?coala de Economie din Stockholm? Azi e ultima zi. 294 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,880 - E o ?coal� bun�. - Da� 295 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,800 Nu, nu e clar. S� spunem altfel� 296 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,240 �n timpul unei cine Seder, mereu trebuie s� bei patru pahare cu vin. Mereu! 297 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,640 De aici trebuia s� �ncep. 298 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,160 Mai �nt�i, primul pahar cu vin. 299 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,720 Apoi urmeaz� povestea Exodului din Egipt �n ebraic�, deci nimeni nu �n?elege. 300 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,320 Apoi paharul num�rul doi. Apoi m�ncarea. 301 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,840 Urmeaz� afikoman. 302 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,880 E atunci c�nd copiii dau la schimb p�ine ascuns� pentru o juc�rie. 303 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,400 F�r� p�ine, nu se termin� seara. 304 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,800 Apoi urmeaz� paharul num�rul trei. Dup� aceea rug�ciuni tot �n ebraic�. 305 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,000 Apoi finalul: paharul num�rul patru. 306 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,360 Ei bine, s� �ncepem. 307 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,040 Bine. Acum trebuie s� v� umezi?i buzele. 308 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,000 - Ce? - Ca vedetele de la Hollywood. 309 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,000 Umezi?i-v� buzele! E dr�gu?! 310 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,560 A?a� 311 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,160 - De ce, bunicule? - La naiba! Uit�-te la poza cu bunica! 312 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,520 Aia nu e bunica, e Sophia Loren. 313 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,680 Bine. Dar umezi?i-v� buzele! 314 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,160 Umezi?i-v� buzele ca s� termin�m azi! 315 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,800 Umezi?i-v� buzele! 316 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,560 Termin�! Vei purta costum! 317 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,040 - Nu vreau! A?a e mai bine! - Termin�! Vei purta costum! 318 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,800 Lotta, las� copilul s� poarte e vrea! Vino la mas�! 319 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,960 E bine c� accep?i c� va fi gay. 320 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,800 - Ce naiba? - Tr�im �ntr-o lume nebun�. 321 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,600 Sunte?i nebuni! 322 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,560 - Ce se petrece? - J e cam sensibil. 323 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,600 Ai lins-o, a? putea lua Ebola, meschuggener! 324 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,640 - Scuza?i-ne! Po?i sta aici. - S� bem primul pahar. 325 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,240 - Sun� bine. - Noroc! 326 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800 - Sun� telefonul? - R�spund eu. 327 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,440 - Nu r�spunde! - De ce nu? 328 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,720 E s�rb�toare! Pa?tele! 329 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,600 - Scoate-l din priz�! - Nu po?i� 330 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,080 - Cum adic�? - Ar putea fi important. 331 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,920 Dar, bunicule, dac� nu r�spundem, nu vei ?ti. 332 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,360 - Atunci va suna din nou! - De ce sun� a?a de tare? 333 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,880 - Tare? - Da, telefonul, mam�. 334 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,120 De ce sun� a?a de tare? Surze?ti? 335 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,160 Chaim� vor s� ne �ngroape deja! 336 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,880 Nu e chiar a?a de r�u, dar ne-am speriat odat� c�nd s-a �mboln�vit bunicul. 337 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,080 Tat�, m� auzi? Tat�! Po?i s� m� auzi, sunt Ludko. 338 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,800 �ncearc� s� te concentrezi, tat�. Care e num�rul contului de economii? 339 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,360 Care e num�rul contului de economii? 340 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,200 �ncearc� s�-l scrii. 341 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,440 - Las�-l �n pace! - Pute?i s� t�ce?i! T�ce?i! 342 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,360 Asta e important. Lini?te! Tat�, ascult� 343 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,160 - Cine prime?te ac?iunile Klappis Marina? - La o parte! 344 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,520 Bunicule, �n ce an suntem? 345 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,000 Cine prime?te ce ac?iuni, tat�? 346 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,920 D�-te! Bunicule, �n suedez�. 347 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,400 - S� mergem! - 1939� 348 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,600 1939� 349 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,960 R�zboiul! Vine r�zboiul! 350 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,520 Vinde ac?iunile ?i cump�r� f�in�! Trebuie s� avem p�ine! 351 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,680 - F�-mi favoarea asta! - P�ine? 352 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,040 Cump�r� f�in� de toate. 353 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:26,560 Taci, tat�! Adun�-te! S� cumperi f�in� cu banii, ce prostie! 354 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,360 Asta nu e o obliga?ie legal�. Haide, tat�! 355 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,840 Nu ajungi nic�ieri! 356 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,600 M�na! 357 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,520 S� urm�re?ti povestea asta e ca �notatul �n ciment. 358 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,360 �naintezi din ce �n ce mai greu. 359 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,800 Sigur aici nu e sec?ia psihiatric�? 360 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,800 Cred c� e?ti obi?nuit cu ?i mai r�u. 361 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,440 Am sc�pat u?or comparativ cu tata. 362 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,440 N-a fost u?or pentru un copil imigrant �n Eskilstuna �n anii�'50. 363 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,400 A?a, micul meu lokshen. 364 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,360 Lennart, vrei s� iei cina la mine acas�? 365 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,560 Sigur, dle Iute ca S�geata. Da! 366 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,240 Poft� bun�! 367 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,920 E bun, drag�! 368 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,560 - De ce nu m�n�nci? - Nu ?tiu. 369 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,040 Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 370 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,720 Nu putem m�nca ca familia Andersson? 371 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,480 Cu feluri de m�ncare neamestecate? 372 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,840 Andersson, Schmandersson! 373 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,200 Asta e m�ncare idi? bun�! 374 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,280 Ce m�n�nc� familia Andersson? C�rna?i �n s�nge cu ?unc� ?i raci? 375 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,640 - S� �ncepem. - Bine. 376 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,480 Stai! Mai �nt�i� 377 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,760 O poveste amuzant�. 378 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,120 �n suedez�, Chaim. Copiii nu �n?eleg limba idi?. 379 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,440 - Nu conteaz�. - Deci� 380 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:28,680 O evreic� intr� �ntr-o brut�rie �n Cracovia, Rusia. 381 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,400 �n brut�rie se afl� ?i un soldat rus. 382 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,160 Apoi intr� �n magazin un rabin, care se uit� la soldat ?i spune: �Yankel! 383 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,160 Cu ce e?ti �mbr�cat, fiule?� 384 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:44,840 ?i fata idi? se uit� mirat� la soldatul rus ?i spune: 385 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,920 Dar Chaim� 386 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 - Cracovia nu e �n Polonia? - �mi dai lec?ii acum? 387 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,240 - La naiba! Cracovia e �n iad! - Cu alte cuvinte, �n Polonia. 388 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,840 Ce tip! 389 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,280 C�nd eram mic, bunicul era eroul meu. 390 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,560 Deci� 391 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,680 - Vine ziua ta �n cur�nd, nu? - Da. 392 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,920 ?i ce vrei de ziua ta? 393 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,600 Ei bine� 394 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,920 ?tii patinele acelea de hochei pe care le folose?ti c�nd joci hochei? 395 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,600 Acelea� Da� 396 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,320 Bine. 397 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,200 Bunicul va rezolva. 398 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,240 Dr�gu?e, nu? Sunt c�lduroase� 399 00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,720 ?i nu ai luat patine? 400 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,280 - Nu! - Ce crezi c� e aici? 401 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,120 Uite� Perfecto! 402 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,840 - Mul?umesc. - Bunicul va rezolva. 403 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,960 - Mersi! - J� 404 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,040 Nu erau tipul de patine pe care �l voiai, nu? 405 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:31,120 Nu, voiam ceva ca acelea, ?tii tu� 406 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,480 pentru hochei, cele negre� 407 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,280 Nu! Bunicul va rezolva. D�-mi� 408 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,160 - Bunicul va rezolva. - Va fi bine, o s� vezi. 409 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,760 Bunicul rezolv�. 410 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,320 - Bunica ?tia c� bunicul va� - Uite! 411 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,120 Bunicul repar� patinele de hochei! 412 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,600 Mul?umesc mult! 413 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,680 J, po?i s� ne luminezi cu geografia Poloniei. 414 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,680 Asta �nve?i tu la cursurile acelea liberale. 415 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,560 - Ai studiat ?ase ani? - Ce? 416 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,920 ?ase ani? Clase liberale? �ncepi ingineria! 417 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,080 Da! Un evreu are nevoie de dou� specializ�ri. 418 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,000 Mai �nt�i inginerie, apoi afaceri. A?a cum am decis c�nd aveai cinci ani. 419 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,960 - Am scris un contract. - Aveam cinci ani! 420 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,520 - Nici nu ?tiam ce era. - Un contract e un contract. 421 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,840 Tu ai primit dulciuri, acum noi vrem diploma de inginer. 422 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,880 Familia asta are nevoie de un psiholog certificat. 423 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,720 - Te-ai �nscris la ?coala de afaceri? - Da. 424 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,080 - Bine� - Vrei s� stai cu tata sau cu mine? 425 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,760 - Ce pagin�? - Las-o balt�, vei tr�i mai mult. 426 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,040 De ce n-ai renun?at la cin�? Ai o singur� ?ans� la titlu. 427 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,520 Explic� asta unei familii care cred c� te-ai convertit 428 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,440 pentru c� urm�re?ti emisiuni de Cr�ciun la TV. 429 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,000 Da, dar J� 430 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,040 - C�teodat� trebuie s� alegi. - N-am vrut s� aleg! 431 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,400 Trebuia s� m� �ndop cu tort ?i s� rezist! 432 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,960 Adic� familia e familie� 433 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,440 Dar jocurile video sunt totul! 434 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,800 De obicei, nu mi-e greu s� aleg ce e important �n via?a mea. 435 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,440 Bun venit la cursul introductiv de economie. 436 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,600 Erik G�ker e aici? 437 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,400 - Jari Bon? - Prezent. 438 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,080 J? 439 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,040 J e aici? 440 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,960 Dac� vrei s� g�se?ti sabia magic�, du-te �n P�durea Uitat� 441 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,440 Nu, cursul acela e �n Turnul de Sud. 442 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,360 Aici e �Eroi danezi antici �n vers alb�. 443 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,000 J? J e aici? 444 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,880 E �n Aventuri din epoca rock-ului? 445 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,840 - Micul inventator. - Asta e! 446 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,720 Nu merge� 447 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,120 GLOBALIZAREA ISTORIEI RASISMULUI OCCIDENTAL 448 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,560 E?ti aici, J? J? 449 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,800 - ?i un pachet de� Mersi! - �n contul t�u? 450 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,840 Da. 451 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,360 Nu. �?i pot explica a?a. 452 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,080 Via?a mea e pu?in haotic�. 453 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,800 Multe lucruri importante de f�cut, pu?in timp. 454 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,200 NIVELUL 2 EXTINDEREA INTERESELOR 455 00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,840 COLECTEAZ� 456 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,160 START! 457 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,880 JOCUL S-A TERMINAT! 458 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,960 Cost� s� �?i men?ii toate aceste interese. 459 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,440 Deci c�teodat� banii nu ajung. 460 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,560 - Te rog! - Nu ?i-ai pl�tit datoria. 461 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,200 - Am bani. - Atunci pl�te?te �n numerar. 462 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,960 Numerar pentru asta, pentru asta. Dac� ai bani, d�-mi bani. 463 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,320 Uite! 464 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:52,240 �?i pl�tesc restul s�pt�m�na viitoare. Te rog! A?tept ni?te bani. 465 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,120 Sunt bani fal?i. Gardian, uite! Bani fal?i. 466 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,720 Pleac�, domnule! Nu mai aduce bani fal?i. Vorbe?te cu el. 467 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,200 Te va da afar�! Nu! Pleac� din magazin. 468 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,240 Readuce?i autobuzul 54. Contribu?ii� Mul?umesc! 469 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,080 Mersi! 470 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,200 - Bani frumo?i! - Bani frumo?i� 471 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,200 Doamne! 472 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,200 Dar totul se va rezolva c�nd voi c�?tiga competi?ia. 473 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,160 100.000 de dolari! 474 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:31,640 Trebuia s� m� antrenez din greu, ceea ce mi-a afectat via?a cu Lina. 475 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,280 �n chilo?ii mei� Da, �n chilo?ii mei. 476 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,440 E?ti nebun�? Nu pot face asta ?i ?tii! 477 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:43,600 Mi-ar putea afecta degetele. Viitorul nostru financiar depinde de ele. 478 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,720 Ce fac? Nici n-am timp de asta! 479 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,960 Bun venit la Mario Kart! 480 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600 Grand Prix-ul Mario! 481 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,520 E timpul s�-l omor�m pe nenorocit. 482 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,040 La naiba! Am vorbit despre asta! 483 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,800 Uit�-te �n ce stare e! 484 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,800 ?i-am zis s� verifici patul mai �nt�i. 485 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,920 E num�rul gre?it. Asta e solu?ia pentru Metal Gear! 486 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,960 Jocurile video, Lina, studiile mele� 487 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,000 Tata nu e mul?umit de nici unul� 488 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,440 ?i nu ?ine lucrurile pentru el. 489 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,880 Uit�-te la tine! Trebuie s� te �mbraci ca un vagabond? 490 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,240 Lumea se �ntreab� cine ?i-e tat� ?i nu crede c� sunt eu. 491 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,240 Bun�, tat�! 492 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,960 Nu e timpul s�-?i iei haine adecvate? Cump�r� un costum. 493 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,160 ?tii ce e? ?coala de Economie Stockholm. Ai auzit de ea? 494 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,280 - ?tii ce e? - O ferm� de porci? 495 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,920 Ai fi putut s� m� faci fericit. 496 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,720 Ai fi mers acolo dac� m-ai fi l�sat s� te ajut cu temele. 497 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,040 - Tat�, nu vreau s� - Lini?te! 498 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,520 Ciudat e c� fratele meu de cinci ani Raffe e singurul imun la ie?irile tatei. 499 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,480 Raffe! 500 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,520 Raffe! 501 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,640 Raffe? 502 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,520 Raffe! 503 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600 Raffe, te-ai jucat �n� 504 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,720 E?ti nebun? Ce faci? 505 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,680 ?tii c�t cost� canapeaua asta? Mai mult dec�t tine! 506 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,560 Te-a? putea ucide ?i a? putea cump�ra zece copii din Thailanda 507 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,080 cu banii de pe canapeaua asta! 508 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,720 S�racul tata! 509 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,520 Termin�! 510 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,200 Scuze, tat�! 511 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,120 Stai jos. 512 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,240 Ajut�-l! 513 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,120 O or� pentru fiecare pahar. A trecut o or� jum�tate deja� 514 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,760 S� trecem la treab�. 515 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:52,080 Taxiul face 45 de minute, poate 35 dac� ne gr�bim. Apoi check-in� 516 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,080 Bine, copii. Am ajuns la cele zece pl�gi. 517 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,120 Cele zece pl�gi. 518 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,800 Ce ?tim despre cele zece pl�gi? 519 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,720 - Ce ?tim despre ele? - ?tiu eu! 520 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,080 J, tu e?ti a XI-a plag�. 521 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,120 - Care plag� sunt eu, tat�? - Taci! 522 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,120 De fapt, tata e o persoan� ridicol� ?i tragic�. 523 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,880 Dar mi-au trebuit 22 de ani s� �n?eleg asta. 524 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,720 C�nd eram mic, nu era mereu u?or. 525 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,920 Hai, las�-m� s� te ajut. Bine, uite! 526 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,920 - Cu toat� viteza �nainte. - Dar� 527 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,560 Unde sunt bateriile? Nu am primit baterii? 528 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,760 Obraznicule! Ai cadouri �n valoare de 1000 de coroane! 529 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,120 ?tii ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd faci figuri? 530 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,400 Pierzi totul! 531 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,520 Asta e! 532 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,480 Dar dup� c�teva minute, �l cuprindea vina. 533 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,240 Asta� ?i ce zici de un camion? 534 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,680 Ca �sta, cu remorc�. E frumos. 535 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,160 - Dar, tat� - ?i �sta e distractiv. 536 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,160 Uite, cu din astea� Ce sunt? Jetscki. 537 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,560 Ce zici de o pianin�? 538 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,560 - Nu cred c� am nevoie de ea. - Ia-o, cealalt� e� 539 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,000 Bateriile s-au terminat. ?i o pist� de curse. 540 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:53,760 Av�nd �n vedere mo?tenirea mea, e logic c� m� enervez c�nd sunt stresat. 541 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,520 JOCUL S-A TERMINAT 542 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,600 Ce naiba! 543 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,360 De aceea, de c�nd eram mic, petreceam o or� pe s�pt�m�n� 544 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,960 cu psihologul meu, Staffan. 545 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,160 La naiba! 546 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:25,640 Poate ai vrea s� vorbim 547 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:30,720 despre jocurile pe calculator pe care le joci. M-am g�ndit mult la asta. 548 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,800 Petreci mult timp la calculator. 549 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,840 Ce p�rere ai despre aceste jocuri pe calculator? 550 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,120 - E� - Sunt jocuri video. 551 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,640 - Jocuri video. - Da� Scuze. 552 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,560 - Cum e nivelul violen?ei? - Nivelul violen?ei? 553 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,120 Din c�te �n?eleg, aceste jocuri au multe scene violente. 554 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,480 - Nu �n?eleg unde ba?i. - Ei bine� 555 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:59,120 - E?ti afectat de violen?�? - Bine�n?eles c� nu! 556 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,520 Sunt adult, pot separa imagina?ia de realitate. 557 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,080 E chiar at�t de simplu? 558 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,040 Da, e foarte simplu. 559 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,520 Ai pus prea multe �ntreb�ri. Acum trebuie s� mori. 560 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,040 Te cunosc mai bine dec�t te cuno?ti tu. 561 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,560 Preg�te?te-te s� fii zdrobit! 562 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,280 Ac?iune! 563 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,680 AI C�?TIGAT! 564 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:55,800 Tu decizi. Dac� nu vrei s� vorbim despre asta, schimb�m subiectul. 565 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,400 Cine m-a chemat? 566 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,680 Ce Dumnezeu face?i? 567 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,440 E patru diminea?a. Culca?i-v�! 568 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,840 Ciungule! 569 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:26,080 Am auzit istoria familiei tale din antichitate p�n� �n prezent. 570 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:48,200 Timpul trecea. Iar eu nu m� sim?eam mai aproape de concurs. 571 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:01,640 Egiptenii �?tia r�deau de evrei c�nd erau sclavi. 572 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:06,400 A?a a fost ?i cu polonezii �n r�zboi. �i ur�sc pe polonezi! 573 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,760 Na?iunea naibii! 574 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,840 - Amin! Acum s� m�nc�m! - S� bem pentru asta. 575 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480 - Ce? - Haide?i! Unu, doi, trei! 576 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,680 - Noroc! - Noroc! 577 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,760 La naiba! Are gust de urin�! Cine l-a f�cut? 578 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,520 Mersi! E specialitatea mea. 579 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,760 C�nd ai de g�nd s� te mu?i din ?ara aia de rahat? 580 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,720 - Te �ngra?i de la an la an! - Nu v� mai certa?i! 581 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,920 Ce amuzant! Am sl�bit ?apte kilograme anul trecut. 582 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,440 Mu?chi mai mici, gr�sime mai mult�! 583 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,880 D�-i nepoatei mele m�ncare idi? bun� sau o voi r�pi 584 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,200 ?i o voi cre?te cum trebuie aici f�r� Coca-Cola la micul dejun! 585 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,320 Nu� Nu-mi place America. 586 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,120 To?i beau din sticl�, au pantaloni �n carouri 587 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,880 ?i toat� ?ara miroase a cartofi pr�ji?i! 588 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,720 Da� E un singur lucru bun �n America. 589 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,880 Taxele. Nu sunt taxe �n America. 590 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,760 Dar, Chaim, motivul pentru care 591 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,320 lucrurile merg bine �n Suedia e c� pl�tim taxe mari. 592 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,360 Ai naibii suedezi! �ncearc� s�-mi fure fiecare coroan�. 593 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,200 La naiba! Trebuie s�-mi fac declara?ia �n cur�nd. 594 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,320 - Bunicule, te ajut eu cu declara?ia. - Nu. 595 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:24,000 N-am nevoie de ajutor. Nu le dau niciun ban. 596 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,360 Nu e Polonia �n anii '30. 597 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,880 Nu po?i p�c�li autorit�?ile ascunz�nd banii �n f�n. 598 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,640 - Nu-l enerva! - Le ar�t eu lor! 599 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:36,920 �i voi executa pe r�nd. A?a� 600 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,520 Opre?te-te imediat! Nu e amuzant! 601 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,000 Bunicului nu �i place s� pl�teasc� pentru lucruri dac� nu trebuie. 602 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,800 Ca atunci c�nd i-a luat tatei costumul de Bar Mitsvah. 603 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:58,280 Gr�be?te-te! Biletul dureaz� o or�. Trebuie s� folosim acela?i bilet iar. 604 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,880 Perfecto! �l lu�m! 605 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,440 Gr�be?te-te! Trece timpul! Vom reu?i, gr�be?te-te! 606 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:14,000 Haide, Lennart! Opri?i autobuzul, vin cu un copil! 607 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,440 �ntoarce-te! Arat�-i mamei! 608 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,400 E?ti ca un mic� rabin. 609 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,520 ?i am folosit un singur bilet. 610 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,920 - E?ti a?a de?tept! - Uite� 611 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,800 E de �n?eles c� tata s-a revoltat �mpotriva originilor lui �n adolescen?�. 612 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,480 C�rna?i de porc! Lua?i c�rna?i de porc! 613 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,560 C�rna?i suedezi adev�ra?i de porc, doar o coroan�! 614 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,240 S-a terminat perioada postului. 615 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,280 Ni?te c�rna?i adev�ra?i suedezi ar fi grozavi! 616 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,600 Dar, �n timp, iudaismul a devenit tot mai important. 617 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,080 - E?ti tot cu schikse? - La cine te referi? 618 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,240 ?tii la cine! Maria, Helge, 619 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,840 Ingela Braun, Eva Hitler sau cum s-o numi! 620 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,800 Tat�, o cheam� Lina. Suntem �mpreun� de cinci ani, ar trebui s�-i ?tii numele! 621 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,720 Nu vreau s�-i ?tiu numele. Vreau s� �mi ias� din memorie. 622 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,000 Numele ei e o pat� ce trebuie �ndep�rtat�. 623 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:22,080 Nu po?i face asta bunicilor t�i. Au f�cut totul pentru tine. 624 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,720 A?a le mul?ume?ti c� au supravie?uit Auschwitz-ului 625 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,080 ca tu s� ai o ?ans� la via?�? 626 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,080 Nu vor dormi noaptea dac� ar ?ti c� e?ti cu o fat� Schwedische. 627 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,680 E timpul s� g�se?ti o evreic� bun�. 628 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,920 Dar nu o polonez� evreic�, nu? Am �nv�?at s� le ur�sc. 629 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,040 Nici evreic� rusoaic�, baltic�, leton� sau iranian�. 630 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,600 Nu exist� evreice bune, dar po?i clasifica femeile evreice. 631 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,760 - Condu �nainte s� faci atac cerebral! - Am avut unul de c�nd te-ai n�scut. 632 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,160 Mersi, bine� 633 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,680 ?i a?a stau lucrurile� 634 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:03,000 M�na! M�na� 635 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,880 Bine� 636 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,440 E fierbinte. Raffa, pleac�! Hai, gr�be?te-te! 637 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,480 Te-ai mai g�ndit? La mutatul �n Israel? 638 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,320 N-am vorbit despre asta, tu ai zis. M� duc dac� pl�te?ti tu. 639 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,920 E?ti complet nebun? Vrei s� stai �n locul �la de rahat? 640 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,920 E o carier� de piatr� cu c�mile ?i coloni?ti. 641 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,240 - Voiai s� m� duc. - Voiam? 642 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:40,440 ?tii ce vreau ?i de ce. Te-ai �nscris la ?coala de afaceri? 643 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,960 Doamne, ur�sc israelienii! 644 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:51,480 - La fel ca pe polonezi? - Nu ur�sc pe nimeni ca pe polonezi! 645 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,040 ?tim asta deja, bunicule. Ura na?te ur�. 646 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,040 Ur�, grozav� Doar c� nu-mi plac polonezii! 647 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,120 M-au r�nit mult de-a lungul anilor. Ei ne ur�sc! Eu �i ur�sc pe ei! 648 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,240 E �n regul�, bunicule. S� m�nc�m. Ridic�-te! 649 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,920 - Nu-s surd! - Femeia de serviciu polonez� 650 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,680 Maria nu era polonez�, era nem?oaic�! 651 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520 - N-a? l�sa un polonez �n casa mea. - Nu� 652 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,400 Dar cu nazi?tii nu e nicio problem�, nu? 653 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:29,240 A? prefera s� invit un �ntreg pluton SS 654 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,880 pentru cina de Sabat dec�t s� las un polonez �n casa mea! 655 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,920 Tic�losule! 656 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,280 Evreu fanatic! 657 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,400 Fanaticule! 658 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,720 La naiba! 659 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,400 Da� La naiba! 660 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,280 Bine, s� m�nc�m! 661 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,560 - Bunicule, ce faci? - Cum �?i dai seama c� un evreu 662 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,920 n-a m�ncat m�ncare tradi?ional� de mult? 663 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,760 �i cre?te din nou prepu?ul! 664 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,040 To?i b�rba?ii prezen?i au un prepu? de trei metri 665 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,200 la c�t� ?unc� ne-ai dat. 666 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,880 �?i plac c�rna?ii de porc ?i ?unca, bunicule, ?i nu-s tradi?ionale. 667 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,600 Deci, s� v� spun� 668 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:45,160 Tata a fost rabin ?i m�nca zilnic c�rna?i de porc! 669 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,360 - Tat�, tat�l t�u a fost cizmar. - A fost rabin ?i cu asta-basta! 670 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,960 Bunicul nu face ceea ce spune. Ca atunci c�nd avea grij� de mine. 671 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,560 Bine. Poftim! 672 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,960 C�nd primim m�ncare ca asta la ?coal�, eu iau pl�cint� de cartofi. 673 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,280 Cum? 674 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,520 Dar e tradi?ional�! 675 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,040 - E vit�! - Dar� 676 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,120 Nu. Deschide gura mare. 677 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,320 Deschide gura mare, �nchide ochii. A?a� 678 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,680 E bun�. A?a, ?ine ochii �nchi?i. 679 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,880 Apoi voi� Bine. 680 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:37,680 ?ine ochii �nchi?i. Mestec� ?i va deveni pl�cint� de cartofi. 681 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,200 Dar unele tradi?ii erau mai importante dec�t altele. 682 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,360 S� v� spun� ?ti?i� 683 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,080 despre ce e Pa?tele? 684 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,640 ?tiu! Exodul din Egipt. 685 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,080 Da, a?a e. Dar gre?it. 686 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,800 E despre c�s�toria cu o fat� evreic�. 687 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,520 A?a e! 688 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,640 - Da. - J, gedenkt... 689 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:13,200 Nu uita, o fat� evreic� rea e mai bun� dec�t o schikse bun�. 690 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,720 - Da! - Bine, mammele. 691 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,960 Am fi at�t de m�ndri de tine dac� te-ai �nsura �n cur�nd. 692 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,360 Dar nu are rost s� �i explic�m. 693 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,240 - Are capul plin de jocuri pe calculator. - Jocuri video. 694 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,640 Deci a?i prefera s� m� �nsor cu un b�iat evreu, 695 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,320 dec�t cu o fat� suedez� care nu e evreic�? 696 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,240 Da. Dac� e circumscris. 697 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,960 Mam�, termin�! 698 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:45,080 Sigur au t�iat gre?it, c�ci i-au t�iat o parte din creier! 699 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,000 Sigur au t�iat gre?it� 700 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,400 Acum ?i-a ajuns nasul p�n� la fundul meu. 701 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,160 O competi?ie de jocuri video, o cin� �n familie, 702 01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,000 o m�n� pierdut�, ce urmeaz�? 703 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,880 Ascult�, de?teptule! Las� b�iatul s� continue ?i s� termine povestea. 704 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,960 E aproape la final. Nu e a?a? 705 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,280 �nceputul sf�r?itului� 706 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,080 Mai aveam 20 de minute la dispozi?ie ?i dou� pahare r�mase. 707 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,560 �ncepusem s� m� panichez. 708 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,760 - Termin�! - Ce faci? 709 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,880 Da, cred c� urmeaz� al treilea pahar! 710 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,560 - Urmeaz� afikoman. - Ce? 711 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,120 Scrie aici c� nu po?i termina masa p�n� copiii nu au dat afikoman. 712 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,880 - Unde sunt copiii? - Afikoman� 713 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,120 - Alo? - Vino aici! 714 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,040 Bine. Poftim! 715 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,800 D�-mi-o! Afikoman, d�-mi p�inea! 716 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,960 - D�-mi p�inea, obraznicule! - Ce naiba? Opre?te-te! 717 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,480 Nu ?ipa! 718 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,960 Asta e treaba mea! 719 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,880 Rafael, vino! 720 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,080 Bine. 721 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:12,160 Ce ai primit anul trecut? Patruzeci de coroane? Da! 722 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,680 ?i ce ai vrea acum? 723 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760 - Poate 50 de coroane? - Nu. 724 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,880 Cum? Cum adic� �nu�? 725 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,080 - Te-ai g�ndit la asta? - Vreau asta. 726 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,680 Ce e asta? 727 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,280 - Tat�, arat�-mi! - Ai grij�! 728 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,080 - Vrei abonament la o revist�? - Nu. 729 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,840 Nu. �n?eleg. 730 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,720 - Vrei o ma?in� de juc�rie? - Nu, vreau una a?a. 731 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,600 - Una real� aurie. - Vrea o ma?in� adev�rat�? 732 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,560 - B�iatul vrea o ma?in� adev�rat�? - Rafael? 733 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,000 Negociem, bine? Bine� 734 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,640 Vei primi o biciclet�. Una aurie. 735 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,040 - Bunicul va rezolva. - Nu, vreau un Lamborghini. 736 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,840 Dar, vezi tu� 737 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,600 Hei, Raffe! 738 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,480 Ce zici de o mini-ma?in� electric�, �n care po?i conduce? E bun�. 739 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,840 Nu, vreau un Lamborghini adev�rat! Unul auriu! 740 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,200 Bine, Raffe, nu ceda! 741 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,400 Termin�! To?i vrem s� plec�m de la mas�. 742 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,640 Bine, Raffe, ?tiu. 743 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:49,000 Vei primi o Mazda folosit� acum, ca s� te joci cu ea. 744 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,560 Apoi, c�nd te vei c�s�tori cu o evreic�, vei primi un Lamborghini auriu. 745 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,720 Nu! 746 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,800 Lennart, ajut�-m�! 747 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,000 E vina ta c� folose?ti abordarea asta umanist�. 748 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,120 Dac� l-a? plesni mai des, nu ar fi at�t de r�sf�?at. 749 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,440 Da� 750 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,600 Ascult-o pe mama ?i f� ce spun. Prime?ti o Mazda folosit� acum 751 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,520 ?i un Lamborghini auriu c�nd te �nsori, bine? 752 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,960 Nu! 753 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:19,680 Vreau un cal, un iepure mic ?i dr�gu?� 754 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,160 - Acum a venit ?i ea� - Bine, vei primi calul sau ce vrei. 755 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,320 Nu avem timp pentru asta! 756 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,040 D�-mi p�inea acum, la naiba! Afar� cu afikoman! 757 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,520 - N-am timp pentru asta! - Te gr�be?ti? 758 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,680 - De ce te gr�be?ti? - Unde e graba? 759 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,520 Graba? 760 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,720 Putem accelera lucrurile! Totul merge �ncet� S�-i d�m b�taie! 761 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,520 Haide, tat�! S� bem al treilea pahar! 762 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,320 Sor� Da! 763 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,920 Bine, s� o facem! Bunicule, poftim! Da! 764 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,880 - Bine. Noroc! - Noroc! 765 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,480 Bine! 766 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,400 Grij� cu fa?a de mas� a bunicii! 767 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,480 Da! 768 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,040 Apoi� 769 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,640 - Bine, am terminat. - Te ducem noi. 770 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,000 N-am nevoie. Am un prieten evreu care s�rb�tore?te 771 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:58,960 cu familia lui, deci e �n regul�. M� duce p�n� �n ora?. 772 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,000 ?tiu unde te duci, nu la un prieten. 773 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,120 Te duci la Lina, e?ti cu ea ?i ea nu e evreic�. 774 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,080 Te duci s� v-o trage?i! 775 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,800 JOCUL S-A TERMINAT 776 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,160 Tat�, nu cred c� se poate spune c� sunt �mpreun� 777 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:29,280 Copil nenorocit! Tat�, e �n regul� E o veche� 778 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,440 - Lotta! - Da, s-au desp�r?it. 779 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:37,080 Nu, J? Sau o vor face. Da, se vor desp�r?i. 780 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,480 O schikse! 781 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,680 Primul meu nepot cu o schikse! 782 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:03,040 Din genera?ie �n genera?ie, am stat la masa Seder ?i am studiat! 783 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,320 ?i tu �ndr�zne?ti s� faci asta? 784 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:11,120 Ce �?i d� dreptul s� faci a?a ceva? 785 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,560 Copiii t�i vor s�rb�tori Cr�ciunul cu jambon! 786 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,160 ?i vor dansa �n jurul unei tufe decorate! 787 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,880 Pentru asta i-am supravie?uit lui Hitler? 788 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,680 ?tii ceva? 789 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,640 Vei primi un cadou de r�mas-bun de la mine. 790 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,320 Ca s� te preg�te?ti pentru noua ta via?�. Bine? 791 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,360 �?i voi da� 792 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,160 un cadou afikoman. 793 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:47,520 O tuf� de Cr�ciun! 794 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,400 Ca s� exersezi c�ntecelele tale. 795 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:57,240 Sau orice te �nc�nt� pe tine! 796 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:22,520 Bunicule, te rog, calmeaz�-te! 797 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,680 Nu-l asculta, el poart� fust�! 798 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,880 Bunicule, las-o! Bunicule, las� drujba! 799 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,080 Bunicule, te rog! 800 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,360 Vrea cea mai scump� ma?in� din lume pentru afikoman, bunicule! 801 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,240 Te rog, bunicule! 802 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,960 Opre?te-te, bunicule! 803 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:58,240 Calmeaz�-l! Te gr�be?ti. Rezolv� situa?ia ca s� putem pleca to?i. 804 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,880 F� ceva! 805 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,560 Haide! 806 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,080 Du-te! 807 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,600 Ce tupeu! 808 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,440 Ce� 809 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,480 Nu, stai! 810 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:02,080 Opre?te-te, la naiba! 811 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,840 Opre?te-te! 812 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:09,040 Las�-m�, tat�! Las�-m� s� plec ca s� 813 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:13,960 Cheam� taxiul! D�-mi drumul, la naiba! 814 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:33,680 Pac! 815 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,000 E ora de vizite. 816 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,760 - Bun�, bunico� - Te hr�nesc? 817 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,320 Mam�, ai grij�! 818 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,360 - Uite, tat�, o mumie! - Ce e aici? 819 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:54,000 - Te-au pus �n sec?ia circarilor? - Bun�, tat�! 820 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:58,560 Era un pitic ciudat �n lift care nu ajungea la butoane. 821 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,400 E a?a de murdar! Faci lepr� numai privind. 822 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,000 Las�-m� ca s� pot vorbi� 823 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:08,200 Te-ai �nscris la ?coala de afaceri? 824 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,680 - Ce? - Ce e at�t de amuzant? 825 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,200 E o poveste amuzant� spus� de cineva recent. 826 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,640 - Bun�, eu sunt Stig. - Te ajut eu. 827 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,320 Unde, acolo? Mersi� 828 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,480 - Ce faci? - Bun�, tat�! 829 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:31,680 Nu te-ai �nscris la ?coala de afaceri? 830 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,480 12 S�PT�M�NI MAI T�RZIU 831 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,040 FORMULAR DE ACCEPTARE 832 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,400 Da! 833 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,000 Da! Bravo! 834 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,920 Sunte?i to?i? Asta e pentru totdeauna! 835 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,040 Hai! 836 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,040 Nota bene, trebuie s� scrie?i asta� 837 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:15,640 DONA?IE 838 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,920 Da, �n chilo?ii mei. 839 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:38,120 �n chilo?ii mei. �n� 840 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:44,400 Bun� ziua! Vinde?i jocuri video folosite? 841 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,280 Atari Jaguar. 842 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,120 Ascult�, vreau s� faci ceva. 843 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,440 Vreau. 844 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,440 Dac� vrei ?i tu. 845 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:17,640 Unde e pa?aportul? 846 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,840 Ar trebui s� fie aici! 847 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,360 Avionul pleac� �n cur�nd. 848 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,680 Da! 849 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,960 Hei! 850 01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:36,000 Baft�! 851 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,560 CEA MAI BUN� M�NCARE DIN BANGKOK 852 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,880 CAMPIONATUL ATARI PENTRU PERSOANELE CU DIZABILIT�?I 853 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,760 Subtitrarea: Alina Anescu 66941

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