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Okay, well, all right, what do I got here?

Okay, so these are massagers. Hmm, okay.

Well, I can't find the instructions for this one. How do I turn it on?

It's got a weird little shape to it, too.

Okay, um, all right, well, it's not like a pen.

Oh, what's this?

Okay, that's really wrong for a vibrator. What is it?

That's not too bad.

Actually, that's kind of good.

What about there?

Oh, yeah, I figured that one out.

Oh, now, ooh, what's this one?

Now, what would this be for?

Oh, maybe for... I don't, I have no idea what that would be for.

I don't know, maybe the arch on your feet?

Or, hmm, I'm just not gonna worry about that. I might have to try and find the

abstract. This is weird.

Okay, now, oh, three buttons.

Three buttons?

What the fuck with three buttons? before.

Okay. Oh, there's the power.

Whoa.

Well, now the thing is broken.

This glass is not working.

Whoa!

I just

don't get this one. This one.

How is it?

Maybe arm?

No,

that's not how it works.

I just don't get this one. It doesn't make any sense.

Whoa,

now it's going faster.

Oh my God, and it vibrates. Ah, let me get this off. Oh, wow.

Oh, and look.

This last one.

It's so pretty.

Oh, it's like a little rose.

Hmm, okay.

This one will be good. I think I like this one. How do I turn it on?

Not turning on.

Oh, power button. Oh, okay.

These are all so different.

Oh, but that one's... Oh, wow. I can actually feel air out of there.

I think I can hear the ocean.

How cool is that? What could this do?

inside there. Kind of drying out my eyeball, though.

Ma 'am, is everything okay?

Oh, there's my handsome step -grandson. Yes, come on in.

I can't figure these out.

What's the matter?

Well, you know, a friend of a friend convinced me to sell these massagers.

And, for the life of me, I just can't figure out why I'm not selling any. I

mean... I don't quite understand them, but it's just weird. They're like all

freaking out and just running away. And I just, I don't get it. It doesn't make

any sense to me.

Oh, are these new, Nana?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They never, they, I don't know if there were

instructions. That's why I was kind of sitting here just looking at them. And

you know, I mean, I, they seem to work okay.

think these are massagers?

Well, of course they're massagers.

I mean, how else would you like massage your neck or your feet?

Well, it is some sort of type of massager. Yeah.

But not for the neck.

Well, what type of, what would they be? I mean, no, they've got to be

for your neck. I mean, this one was amazing.

actually feels really good.

No, that doesn't go on your neck, Nana.

Well, okay, so it's not for the neck?

No. Oh, okay. Well, then is it a gum? Ooh.

Nana, stop it. Stop it.

He's trying.

No, no, no. That doesn't go in the upper area of the body.

Oh, okay, so then it is for, like, your feet.

A little higher?

You know that's just weird. Your knee?

I don't understand. This is just all above me. I just... These things

won't turn off.

Okay, Nana.

These are vibrators. They are not massagers.

Well, yeah, but that's the same thing because they vibrate, right? They

but they're not for... They're for relaxing the body, but a certain part of

body...

Nana, you play with your vagina with these. What?

No. Yes. There's no... With that one... And where was... No, there's no way

these could be for... Down there.

I don't know.

I just don't believe it. I don't think your friend gave you the full rundown of

these products you're trying to sell.

I... I don't get it. Yeah. What?

May I?

Sure. Sure.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow, that does feel good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, honey.

Ooh. Kind of tickles.

You're helping me with this.

Right?

Oh my god.

I've never felt anything like this before.

Oh my god.

Oh honey, can you help me out a little? bit more.

Be a good grandson for me.

You know, Nana's a little dry.

Do you think you could help me out a little bit?

Are you sure, Nana?

Oh, yes.

I definitely want to understand how these really work.

These are the toys.

Oh, but I have so many of these. I have no idea how

I'm going to sell them.

I may have a great idea, Nana, but let's take this to the kitchen, okay?

Okay. Okay. That's good.

Thank you, my sweet grandson.

Oh sweetie, what is the plan? You haven't even told me anything about it.

I'm, I mean, I'm curious, but Mom's like really nervous. I don't know if I can

do this, but it's just so important because, I mean, oh my God.

Nana, Nana, relax.

It's okay, we're going to get this deal done today.

It's going to go by very well, I promise, okay?

Okay, I hope so, because, I mean, your grandpa and I really need this money, I

mean. I lose his glasses again, and then I'm searching around for mine, and then

I realize that I'm sitting on the damn things, and I break them. So, I mean, we

just need tons of money. We need money for my new blackers, and we need money

for groceries, and for the house, and I just really need this plan to work.

Yeah, it's okay. The buyer has friends who have friends who also have friends

who also have friends. That's our entity's kind of product.

Okay, because none of my peers bought any. I mean, they all just ran away

So, okay, so if these friends are friends with friends, they're better

friends and friends. Okay, yay!

I'm a little excited now. This is cool.

We're going to secure this deal, I promise you, okay?

Okay. Yeah.

You should actually be here any moment. Oh, God.

You're right.

Oh, there she is. Oh, come in.

Trust me, you're going to love her now, okay? Okay.

You're going to have to be like the right person.

Trust me.

Trust me. Okay? Okay.

I do. I do.

Nana. Hi.

Hello. Thanks for inviting me over.

Hi, Nana. This is Nikki.

Hi, Nikki.

You're in.

Wow. She's pretty.

So, what should I name you for, too?

So, my Nana got this new product, and she's really having a tough time.

And I felt like, you know, you would be interested.

And if you're not interested, maybe your parents would be interested.

I mean, yes.

So, okay, well, I got these great new massagers. And, you know, they actually

a lot more than you think. They do more than just massaging your neck or your

feet. And, honey, they're for your vagina, too.

Oh, they are?

Found that out.

Yesterday with my grandson, this one is amazing, huh, honey?

Yeah, this one was amazing.

We actually tried this out yesterday, didn't we, honey?

I was so surprised.

So, I mean, what do you think?

Do you think he'd be interested? Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there. I

would love, I've heard of these.

Really? You have, really?

Oh, honey.

I've heard of these. But the thing is, I'm the kind of gal where I got to try

before I buy.

Oh, my goodness. I can't just, I don't know what kind of product, you know, the

quality. Oh, absolutely.

By all means, here. You can take them and go into the bathroom or even my

grandson's bedroom.

Here's fine.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay.

Sure. Well, there you go.

Here. You definitely do need to try.

That looked amazing and I cannot wait to try it, but Juan, you'll help me out,

right honey?

I just need a little inspiration.

Yeah.

Definitely, I think you should help her out.

Make her get you comfortable.

Can you do that? Yeah.

Good boy.

Oh, right.

Okay,

you said which one first?

Oak? You want to help me, right? Let me see what you're up to. Yeah, come help

her. Here, we can... You want me to help with the toys, right?

No, I want to see your cock.

Oh. That'll help.

Okay. I just need inspiration.

Oh, okay.

Anything to make the client happy, right?

Yeah. Okay.

So if I remember, where did we have this yesterday, honey? Do you remember?

On the clit. On the clit. Oh, that was my clit.

Ooh. Uh -huh. Not too much?

No. No touching.

Go ahead. Okay. Here we go.

Yeah.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Ooh. Wow.

What do you think?

Yeah, it feels like it's great quality.

What do you think, Juan?

Does it look like it's good quality?

It looks like really good quality clothes, you know? Yeah.

Is this good or did you like it? I like it a lot. I especially like my

motivation over here with Juan.

Well, good. You can, yes, you can have your motivation.

He's such a good salesman.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels so good.

That was actually Nana's favorite yesterday. Oh, it was?

It was.

That felt so good.

And then he helped out. He was such a good boy. Oh, he did? He did. He stuck

fingers in me.

Oh, well, I want a little experience.

What's it feel like with fingers?

Oh, honey, yes, please.

Oh, no, I don't want him to keep doing that. Oh, you can help.

Me? Me?

Okay.

I mean, I get it. I said anything for the client, right?

Okay.

Oh,

yeah. That

feels really good.

You're such a good boy. I'm helping you now. Yeah.

Definitely an interesting sales pitch.

Oh, yeah. You're going to sell a lot of them this way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yeah,

these are good toys.

Is this thing as good to you as it did me?

Oh, I think so.

Oh, it feels so good, but

I could use a little oral stimulation.

Oh, yeah.

We are. How about our neighbor?

Our new client, our new home.

Our new, our new person.

There you go.

Yes. Now, honey, make sure you keep very motivated.

It feels like inside.

We didn't try that, honey.

How does that feel?

So good.

Makes you want to buy it?

Oh, that's very motivated.

Oh, I think someone's really liking the toy.

And what is going on over there?

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. I feel so good.

Fuck.

This is kind of fun.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

What?

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna cum.

Oh, yeah.

That's gonna be a good boyfriend idea.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

What do you think?

I think that was a really great restaurant.

Okay.

But I didn't need to think on it, okay?

Oh, certainly.

Certainly. I could come back tomorrow, right?

Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Okay, well, thank you so much. Oh, thank you.

taking forever to get ready.

Totally fine.

She's going to take her time.

Oh my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

My God, it just takes forever to try and get ready.

I mean, I can't even see and, you know, my icky hands.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Thank you for waiting.

Of course. Yeah, I can't wait for your time.

Thank you.

Oh,

good. You're a good boy. Yes.

Yeah, so I do have an offer for you.

Oh, yes. I'm thinking.

I do really love these toys.

The vibrators are great.

They're very clearly great quality.

Great. Yep.

I have some friends that I know would want these.

Oh.

Yay! So what I would like to do is I would like to buy all of them from you.

And then I will sell them to my friends.

Uh -oh.

Okay.

I'm going to need more of those. You're going to need to order more.

And I'll buy them from you.

I'm not quite sure about that.

We should pay you some money.

Money problems? This will fix all those money problems. I do.

My son.

Well, that's great, but I just need to know that you're going to be loyal to my

grandson and I.

Oh, well, I'll sign whatever contract you want me to sign. Oh, no, no, no, no,

no. Any old paper can be fake. I need something with a little more binding.

Something that really shows that you're full into this process.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

That one? I don't know.

A little more convincing.

I'm not quite sure.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

You look hard on me by nipple again.

I don't know if you really gonna be good

because I don't know what I said.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

All these vibrators!

I'm ready to join us.

Oh, yes, I think.

Oh, come on. I don't know how I'm doing.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to make up the initials.

Okay. Oh, come on. Be a good boy.

Trust me.

This will be good. You've got to trust Nana.

uh -huh

Oh, it goes in, right?

That feels so good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I can't even think!

There you go.

Yes.

See, if I would have had help getting dressed, it wouldn't have taken me so

long.

There you go.

Oh,

that's a good boy.

Boy, thank you.

What do you think? It's beautiful.

Go up a little way, yeah.

You're a sexy neighbor.

I never knew this about you.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Fucking good. Yeah.

That's a good job.

I'm so proud of you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to try it? I want to ride it.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

that feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

come again.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah. Come here.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my, my, my.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Wow. It slides right down, huh, man?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

that's going to be a good one. Yeah.

Aw, nice.

Oh yes, give it to us!

That's true, although I'm going to need a business meeting like this at least

once a month.

I think we can do that.