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I've called this emergency meeting

because certain incriminating documents

to be presented in court were recently stolen from us,

and several of our men were wounded.

It contains evidence against an underworld boss

we've been after for some time.

Sir, this time we're in a fix.

No more proof and time's short.

I suggest we hire the Hunting Eagles.

Yeah.

Hmm, right. On my way.

Mm-hm.

Hey, boss, I stole the documents for you.

The cops can't do a thing.

You'll be acquitted tomorrow for sure.

Little bird is falling down.

A voice operated safe?

And only my voice saying those words can open the safe.

Eagle.

Think you'll make it to court.

Hey, boss.

Hey. Open it.

Why should I? A policeman wouldn't kill me.

Hey, I'm not a cop. I'm only part-time.

Anyway, tomorrow you will be found guilty.

Me guilty?

You have any proof against me?

You sly old fox.

I was an old fox before you were even born, boy.

What a pity. You're a caged bird now, aren't you?

Huh, this little bird Is gonna fly right out

of his cage tomorrow.

But will you have any wing?

Uh, wings?

Hm, without wings you'll fall to your death, won't you?

Huh?

Oh, but I won't. I'll take a plane.

So you're forcing me to use violence.

Go on, hit me.

Come on. It's certainly better than 30 years in jail.

But a plane can fall into the water too.

Planes never fall down.

Good.

- Poncho. - Hm?

Little bird is falling down.

Little bird is falling down.

Mm-mm.

Andy.. Andy...

Hey, Sergeant Shi.

Sh. I came over here incognito.

Keep your voice down.

Telephone for Mr. Shi.

Your wife is on the line.

Telephone for Mr. Shi. Your wife is on the line.

Mr. Shi for the telephone!

Sure, sure. I'm going right away.

I'm going.

My part's done.

Here you are.

You did some excellent work

and the department is also satisfied

with my bright idea of hiring you guys.

We'll call you if we need you, but, uh-

But the police won't acknowledge our existence

and if we fail, won't give us any help, right?

You're smart.

Mr. Shi, anything to eat?

I never eat anything while on duty.

I'll pay.

Oh wait.

Fried rice with some abalone and some scallops,

and then some beef and chicken.

Two eggs well fried, ham and some lettuce.

Got that?

Yeah, yeah. Sorry I asked.

Hey, hey, boss.

There's a letter for you from Greece.

Hey, Mr. Shi, two ladies over there need your help, sir.

Look, I am talking to your boss. Not now.

They want you to rub suntan lotion on them.

- Suntan lotion? - Yes.

Oh, the police should serve the public. Ooh.

Andy, I discovered something odd

in my archeological dig in Greece.

I hope you'll help me in my research.

But you must take care.

The Soviet KGB are tailing me. Shen Ku.

My address is...

Chung Chu Lan.

Hey, Pin-Pin, what are you gonna do on your vacation?

Uncle promised he'd take me traveling.

Oh.

Hmm.

Pin-Pin, what you got there?

You don't need that ball. Give it to me.

Hey!

Huh, hm.

Let me take your school bag.

- Here, guys. - Yeah.

And you don't need your glasses.

Stop bullying him.

He was born to be bullied by me.

- Yeah. - Is that right?

- Hm. Let's go. - Hm. Come on.

Pin-Pin, how come you don't ever fight him back?

A gentleman uses words, not force.

Pin-Pin, what happened?

Steve bullied him.

Right? I'll handle it.

Huh, are you the little kid called Steve who just bullied Pin-Pin?

And what if I am?

Ha, you little bully.

You're fat and you're ugly,

and you're a mean little cretin.

Your father should be ashamed of you.

Listen, if you wanna bully others first,

you have to make sure you have someone strong

to back you up, understand?

Papa, help me.

No use calling your father.

By the looks of it he can't be any better than you can.

Eh, you must be an eyesore to your mother.

She has to look at you every day.

Let him go right now.

Ah, none of your business.

Hm?

You mean you're his father?

That is my son.

Ah. Your son's so smart and handsome and really cute.

Hmm.

Before you bully someone, first make sure

that he doesn't have a strong man behind him to back him up.

Well, Mr. Hero.

Oh, I had his father on his knees,

but he broke my glasses, so I let him go.

No sweat, huh?

Oh.

- Hey, uncle. - Hmm?

Where are we going?

Someplace you'll like.

- Where? - Greece.

This is a good place. Let me take a picture.

- Is this okay? - Mm.

- Don't move. - Mm.

Let's go.

- Get on quick. - Right.

Hey, Boss, your friend made fools of us.

He told us to meet him here,

but he is nowhere to be seen.

Hey, forget it.

Come on, let's take a look at the ruins.

Okay?

Ah, this place isn't bad at all.

Hey.

Uncle, what are those things?

Right, now listen well. That's the Acropolis.

It used to house the relics of Athens. Hm.

Hm, can't compare with our Confucius temple.

Be quiet. Let's go over there.

Hey, come on.

Now this temple is really old.

They worshiped Athena here,

and she was a guardian goddess of Athens.

Ah. Do you think she can predict my love life?

Huh? Where's my fortune teller?

Mm-hm, hey, don't wait for me.

- Hey, hey! - Huh?

Can you speak Greek?

No.

How will you talk to her.

Hey, international language.

Wait a minute.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

You're under arrest.

- What do you mean? - Take 'em both in.

- No, no! - Ma'am, come with me.

- Hey. Hey. - Sh!

Now look at these temples here.

Don't stare at me. You'll get me into trouble.

God. Hey, hey.

Oh, no. She's got a boyfriend and now she's leaving.

My fortune's so bad.

Oh.

Hey you, stop there!

- Hold on. - Come back.

Hold it!

Uncle, what do we do?

Let's follow him.

Andy.

Oh, Shen Ku, where have you been all this time?

Ah, it's a long story.

Ah, listen, my friend's in big trouble.

Come and see me later. Huh?

I'm at the Greece Hotel.

Andy. Andy!

Come on.

Oh, sorry.

Shen Ku.

Who are you?

Interpol agent. We'll protect you.

Do you have it with you?

Better be careful. I'm being followed by the KGB.

Don't worry. Just hand it over.

KGB! You tricked me.

Hold it. Hand it over.

You're useless.

Oh, we're lucky we got away from those cops.

We'd be in Greek jail now.

Hey, you take him over there. I'll be right back.

Oh.

Hand it over now.

Hold it. We're Interpol Agents.

Drop it.

Shen Ku!

Hey!

Over there!

- Hey! - Hey! Do you have a problem?

- Get out of here. - Right.

Oh.

We're Interpol Agents. Where's Shen?

Why are you following Shen Ku?

Nevermind. That's our business.

It doesn't concern you.

Sure. Suit yourself.

Hey, hold it.

What is it?

You're Mr. Lau.

Call me Andy.

According to our files,

you're Hong Kong's number one investigator.

Shen discovered a valuable artifact here in Greece,

and the KGB is after him.

They say their boss, Karov, is here as well.

That's why he asked me to come.

Where is he now?

He just left.

Andy, please cooperate with us.

When you see him tell him to see us at the US Consulate.

He's in very big danger.

Sure.

Excuse me.

Good afternoon, sir. What can I do for you?

I'm looking for Andy Lau.

Can you tell me his room number?

I can't tell you that.

Hey, you're looking for Andy?

Yeah.

I'm his sidekick.

He's out now. But you can wait in his room if you want.

- Thank you. - Come on this way.

In here.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, let me go first. Oh, come on.

Hey!

Ah, I really gotta go.

Just when I needed it the most, you had to use it.

I am here.

Hm, who's inside?

Nobody.

Nobody. Oh.

Oh, oh!

Ah!

European toilets have two. Hmm.

Why not use both of them?

Oh.

Hm?

Look, I'm right in the middle of it.

Why can't you wait till I'm finished?

Hey, boss! Hey, boss, open the door.

Hey, open the door. Open the door!

Oh, in the toilet.

There was a man covered in blood,

and he grabbed my thigh.

In the bathtub.

Not there. Well, where can he be?

Oh.

Hold it.

Karov.

Mr. Shen, your box is empty.

Do you understand?

Where are you from?

Are you a hacker from Sichuan?

I can speak 12 Chinese dialects.

So don't play dumb with me.

Now where is the gemstone?

You'll free me if I tell you?

You are in no position to negotiate.

With one injection of our serum, you'll tell me everything

or you'll be a vegetable for life.

No.

I'll talk, but I'll only tell you.

Okay.

Now tell me.

Your Chinese wing chun free style is good,

but I'm even better.

I hope I've proved my point.

Your ribs are broken.

Tell me and I'll get a doctor for you. Huh?

You go to hell.

You are using very abusive language.

Mr. Shen, you have no ethics.

Your friends have already returned to Hong Kong,

so they must have the gemstone.

Inject him.

Mix your eggs, then add some flour and some baking powder,

and another egg, some spices and some butter.

Mommy, I'm home.

Mommy. Mommy!

Pin-pin, you're back home.

How was Greece? Huh?

Just great, Mommy.

Why didn't you come too?

You know your mother's a TV addict.

She hasn't got enough time.

Hey, we're back.

And just in time too.

Hey, and Ms. Shen called just a while ago.

Who's she?

She left a phone number here somewhere.

She's staying at the youth center, I think.

Oh, here itis.

She said she's Shen Ku's sister.

Who is she?

None of your business.

You're going back to school tomorrow.

Now go and study.

- Go on. - Go to your room. Now go on.

Hey, hey. Pin-Pin, come and help.

You took so much luggage and you didn't even use half of it.

Now go on. Hurry up.

- Hey, Pancho. - Huh?

I gotta go out.

You stay here and watch over Pin-Pin and my sister.

- All right? - Huh?

Huh?

Hello?

Yes. It's me speaking.

It's you.

Hey, you little devil.

Come and help me.

Oh, kids nowadays are so selfish.

They never give you a, hm?

Hm, what are you smirking about? What are you hiding there?

Nothing.

What are you sitting on?

Nothing.

There's nothing?

- Nothing. - Hmm.

Move.

Hm. Nothing.

Hey, unpack and do your homework.

You were right in front of him.

How come he couldn't see you?

Because I blocked his perception of me.

Are you really speaking?

Not really.

I communicate by telepathy,

but your brain perceives it as speaking.

I still don't get it.

You don't have to, but I do need your help.

That's no problem. We can even be friends.

Okay.

Great. Let's shake fingers on it.

Hey, you don't have any fingers?

Wow.

Hey, I was here first.

Hey, didn't your instructor teach you to park front first?

Don't blame me.

That's a lot of bullshit.

Hey, now don't say that.

I mean, well, the kids around here

are always scratching people's cars

and people here throw things, TV sets, radios.

If I was you, I wouldn't park here.

Yes, buddy in Hong Kong,

you gotta be faster than me to find a parking space.

Excuse me. Is a Miss Winnie Shen here?

She's exercising.

Thanks.

Excuse me. Are you Miss Winnie Shen?

I'm Maureen Yu? Winnie Shen is over there.

Thanks.

Looking for me.

- Winnie Shen? - Yeah.

- I'm Andy. - Hi. I phoned you earlier.

How's your brother?

Oh, I was going to ask you.

He called me from Greece after he met you in Athens.

And I've had no more news.

Same here.

What?

Why was the KGB after him?

I got no idea.

He's been away three months without writing.

I only got your name and phone number from his notebook.

Winnie.

Oh. That bore again.

Sorry.

A freezer fell on my car. That's why I'm late.

You know this guy?

This is Andy.

Hello.

I'm Lau Ta.

Lau Ta?

First name Lau, last name Ta.

That's a good name your father gave you.

Lau Ta means big boss. Pretty neat trick.

Andy, come over to my place.

- I'll get changed first. - Sure.

Hey. Hey.

Now tell me, frankly, what do you find in that girl?

She's a shrew, she eats like a pig and goes out a lot.

She's a pain in the rear.

I stay with her ‘cause I'm a saint. So you don't have to.

Lau Ta, you're always trying to manipulate people.

But you don't have to worry about Winnie.

I won't steal her from you.

Help me. Help, please!

- Are you all right? - He okay?

He's finally met his match. Come on!

Take the lift!

- No. We'll take the stairs. - No!

Get, get, get out! Take them out of here!

No fighting in here!

Hey, hey, hey!

Get up there.

- It's too high. - Come on!

Winnie.

Winnie!

- It's over. - Help me! Help!

Winnie!

Please don't hit me. My boss told me to do it.

It was my fault. Please.

- Lau. - You okay?

Are you all right?

I'm okay. I'd do anything for you.

Andy, what do we do now?

I daren't go home.

Hey, what about my place?

Andy, could I stay with you for a little while?

Yeah, no problem.

Hey, don't worry.

I wouldn't let a friend down. Well, I'll come too.

Lend your hand.

Sure.

Mommy, I want some ice cream.

All right. I told Pancho to get some.

Just help yourself. I'm watching television.

Okay.

Uncle, where's my ice cream?

All right. All right.

Uh, your ice cream. Here you are.

What? It's so little.

Hey, if you eat too much, you'll get sick.

Go on.

Oh boy. This'll do me fine.

Wow.

Huh.

You don't look happy.

Of course not.

His ice cream's so big and mine is so small.

Hey, can you make it so he can't see me?

That way I can sneak in and get a big ice cream like his.

I can, but too much ice cream is bad

for your health.

Pretty please? Just help me this one time.

All right, I'll help you just once.

Pin-Pin, want some ice cream?

Wow!

Gimme some. Gimme some.

Hm? Hey, you're kidding.

If you eat so much, you'll get sick.

Anyway. It's mine.

See what happens when you interrupt me.

I was controlling his thoughts when the doorbell rang,

That's when he changed his mind.

- Coming. - Open the door.

Thanks. Oh, sister, take a seat.

You two are?

Sister, this is Winnie Shen and Lau Ta.

They're gonna be staying here for a few days.

Oh, sure. Welcome.

Pancho, go and prepare our two guest rooms.

Right.

Hey, Hey, one's enough easier for me to protect you.

One room?

Sure. One will do since he's leaving.

Oh, ah, hey, hey, two rooms.

Two rooms. Are you sure now?

Yeah.

Come onin.

Hey, you can still share my room.

Winnie, that's your room there.

- Oh. - And me?

That one.

And that one?

That's my nephews.

Oh.

Uncle.

Coming. Come on, let me introduce you.

Now that's Sister Winnie. And that's Mr. Lau.

Hi, Sister Winnie.

- Hi. - How are you, Mr. Lau?

Your nephew's really cute.

Hey, let me pinch his cheeks.

- Hee, hee. - Hey!

Oh, you're a mean man.

Goodnight.

Hey, hey, hey.

- What is it? - Excuse me.

Just go to bed you?

- Okay? - Who are they?

They're friends of mine.

Come on. It's time for you to go to bed.

Who are they?

The girl is very strong willed,

the man is an idiot.

Very low IQ.

Hey, buddy.

What you want?

This is for you if you let me use your back door.

Hm.

Hm.

Shh.

Hey, what does he want?

He's a dirty man. He wants to see Winnie undressed.

Huh?

He's evil. I'm going to tell uncle.

No need.

I'll control his perception. I'll make him see an illusion.

Why did he do that?

I made him see a horrible illusion.

He won't bother anyone tonight.

He's an evil man. He deserves more.

Right. I'll rearrange his body for 24 hours.

Great.

Huh?

My hands, my feet are...

Well I must be dreaming.

Since it's a dream back to bed. Hmmm.

I, I don't feel like I'm dreaming, the smell.

Am I possessed?

Oh.

Huh? What are you doing in bed?

Oh, I'm sleepy.

Well, breakfast is ready and the sergeant's arrived too.

Uh, oh. I can't move.

- I'm sick. - Sick.

You want me to call the doctor?

Uh, no, I'm fine.

Then I'll tell the sergeant to see you here.

Hey. Hey!

Oh, God.

Agh, where can I hide?

They'll think I'm a freak and put me in jail.

No way, I'm leaving.

So you don't know who they were?

That's right.

I'll talk to your friend.

Hm.

Hm. Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, nothing. Just some yoga.

Ooh, ooh.

Huh. And he is pretty good at it too, huh?

Thanks!

Sergeant, this is Lau Ta.

My name's Shi.

I don't know anything.

Well, do you know who those ruffians were?

I don't know.

Oh, no problem.

They'll recognize him.

As soon as he leaves here they'll ask him where Ms. Shen is.

- That's right. - Hmm.

It's every citizen's duty to cooperate with the police.

- Right? - That's right.

But I'm not a Hong Kong citizen.

I'm an naturalized Nicaragua.

Forget it, Sergeant. I'll identify them.

Nevermind him.

Right.

- I'll go with you. - Okay.

Have a nice day.

Oh no. I forgot my hat.

You wait for me downstairs.

Okay.

Damn.

Hey, what exercise is that?

Oh, leg stretching.

I forgot my hat.

Oh yeah.

Wow. You really are very supple.

Practiced since childhood.

Someday you'll have to teach me some

and don't be so modest.

Oh, bye-bye.

Oh.

Oh!

See you around.

You'll take turns at getting me my food

and doing my homework for me. Got it?

Pin-Pin, hold it.

So you've been traveling, huh?

Yeah, I just returned.

You put weight on.

- Mm-hm. - Huh.

What's that inside your bag.

Give it.

Don't bully him or else I'll tell teacher!

Oh yeah.

You dare do that, I'll teach you a lesson.

Don't.

Hey, you should help her.

How can I? I'm not big enough to beat up that bully.

Of course you can. Go on.

Let her go.

Speaking to me?

Listen here. I won't let you bully my classmates.

You wanna fight me?

Huh. You're asking for it.

Yeah, let's go.

Pin-Pin, you were just great.

Didn't I tell you? You won.

Aren't you gonna help him?

You could even be friends.

All right.

Ah! Don't hit me.

I won't hit you again.

But you have to promise not to bully our classmates again.

Then we can even be friends. You like that?

- Do you mean it. - Mm.

Hooray!

I identified all of them pretty good, huh?

Arresting them won't help. It's a KGB.

I'm worried about my brother.

Andy.

Since when are you here?

We learned Karov was in Hong Kong. So here we are.

This is Cindy. You've met before.

Hi.

We have, she prefers using kung fu to guns.

Oh yeah. I heard you were attacked last night.

A small skirmish.

Don't underestimate Karov. His kung fu is top class.

We'll see. Come on.

Right.

You're really not afraid of that Karov?

Who says I'm not afraid of him?

Why did you say that?

Oh, because otherwise we'd have that cop sent by Shi

with us day and night.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, with him there how'd you expect Karov to come?

But it's dangerous to lure them out.

Of course not. They'll be here soon though.

I must apologize to you two,

for seeing me in such an unbecoming place as this.

And those men who attacked you were only Hong Kong riffraff.

They have no manners.

My sincere apologies.

And my brother.

He's all right.

Well treated, in good health.

If you give us what we are looking for, he'll go free.

What's this about?

Don't waste my time.

Shen Ku told me everything. It was in the room 167.

And that room was in your name.

I don't have it.

Anyone refusing to cooperate with us

will suffer more than an AIDS victim.

He can't eat, can't sleep,

can't even make love.

Not even an erection.

Please forgive the vulgarity of my words.

I only know that a foreigner,

here in Hong Kong, is easily arrested.

I don't exist here. So who would they arrest?

Some tea, Mr. Lo? Hm?

Mm, tastes good. Join me?

Hm?

Are you all right? Huh?

Yeah.

Painful.

One of my masters was Chinese.

He knew all the kung fu styles.

Want to fight me? Is not so easy.

I don't like violence.

Now just tell me where it is.

Hold me.

Hold me tight.

Come on.

Really tastes good. Too bad you can't have any.

Oh, oh, hey! Oh!

It really is good.

Pin-Pin, answer me. What did you bring back from Greece?

Um, um, nothing.

Hey, come on. See, there's nothing.

That's right. It's nothing.

Hey, Pin-Pin is a nice kid.

He wouldn't hide anything.

If he had anything he'd tell you. Right?

What are you looking for?

Wish I knew.

- Hmm. - Get the suitcase.

I'll look again.

Hmm.

Hey, Jade.

Damn, just wanted to fool around. Now I'm possessed.

Huh?

What?

What?

Calm down. I wanna get you back to normal.

Oh.

So you're the one that did this to me. I think I'll scream.

Cool it. I can give you ESP.

What kind of ESP?

You can make people do whatever you want.

You serious?

The proof is in the pudding.

First, I'll get you back to normal.

Go on. See if it works.

Pancho, come here.

It works.

Slap yourself in the face.

It works. Now gimme your money.

So little. Go and eat shit.

Oh.

Oh.

I'll try someone else.

Wait, wait.

It only works within five feet from me.

Slip and fall.

Slip and fall.

Oh, no! What's going on?

Just great.

Huh?

Winnie?

Winnie, call me to your room.

Winnie. Winnie.

Morning. Come to my room please.

Oh, this is great.

What were you doing in your bed all day long?

You're supposed to be with me to protect me.

Luckily Andy was with me.

Otherwise, I don't know what would've happened.

Hey, I'll protect you starting tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Just go to hell tomorrow.

Huh.

What? Yell at me.

Come on out.

Come on out.

Oh, there's a cockroaches inside there!

- Go kill them for me, please. - Yeah?

Hm.

Take it off.

Take it all off.

Take it off now.

Oh my God.

Oh, cockroaches, oh my, cockroaches!

That's great.

My dream's come true.

Well, why bother with her?

In fact, I can have any girl I want.

Forget you saw me.

Forget you saw me.

Forget you saw me.

Can I help you, sir?

Give me all your money.

Give me all your money.

Hm?

Give me big bills.

No small bills.

500. $1,000 bills.

Give me your big notes.

Manager.

- Give me your big bills. - Manager.

What is it?

The manager as well.

Give me big notes.

Big ones.

Not small ones.

Call the police.

After, call a taxi for me.

Hurry.

Don't do this. I'm your father.

Set me free.

Not the asylum. Not the asylum.

Take me back home.

- Up yours, bud. - Huh?

- Yeah? - Andy, I found someone.

- Who? - Shen Ku.

I'm on my way.

Not at the station.

To play it safe come to my house.

All right.

Mr. Lo, Sergeant Shi is waiting for you.

Right.

Sergeant.

Sergeant.

Sergeant.

Shen Ku, Shen Kul!

What happened?

Don't know.

- Andy... you? - Hmm?

Believe it or not, he was dead when I came.

How did you get in?

The front door?

Front door. Did you see him?

No.

He wasn't here this morning.

I was here all day. I never saw him come in.

- Hey- - Sorry, Andy.

I have to arrest you.

Hold it!

Sister. Thanks.

Andy, are you alright?

I'm okay. Don't worry.

Tell me. How did my brother die?

It was a setup.

He was already dead, gun in hand, when I arrived.

It must be Karov.

Karov?

Hey, don't stay in our place anymore.

You're gonna be the next target.

Sister, did you inform the people I told you to?

Mm, every one of them.

Mm. You be careful too.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey kid. What a small world this is.

What of it?

Never expected to find more friends inside than out.

Get out, move.

Never thought I could avenge myself.

But then here you are.

You'll never get your vengeance.

Hey, I've got more men here than you have.

Hey, Mr. Lo, if you insist upon it, I've got two hundred men here.

Do we waste them?

There's no need. Hey, tell 'em to ease off.

Oh. Hey guys, take it easy.

Just beat their faces in a bit.

All right.

- All right. - Yeah.

Huh?

Oh.

Got the munchies now. Wonder what there is to eat.

Leftovers. Forget it.

Ha! Think you can stop me from watching TV?

Huh? You think you can rob us, you punks?

Everybody, feel at home? Take it all.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

What are doing?

Quick, get away from here.

What do we do now?

Let me point my finger at him

and he'll be strong enough to fight.

Oh, Pancho, come here.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, oh!

Oh, dear. He's so useless.

He passed out.

So what do we do now?

Huh?

How come they can't see us?

My mind is controlling their brain's sensory input,

so they can't see us.

But stop talking to me or I'll lose my concentration

and then they'll be able to see us.

Good.

Good. Good sword.

Hm, damn foreigner. Did you kill my brother?

Yes.

I suppose you can say I killed him.

Then I'll make mincemeat of you!

A woman can only beat her husband.

Your brother wasn't good enough.

Come on.

Huh? Now what blow was that?

When my two-timing husband came back late at night,

I used this blow on him.

Oh, so unfaithful men have shrews for wives. Huh?

But then I know how to beat Shen.

Hey.

Shh.

Oh.

Quick, go to the jade!

Now I'm filled with mind power!

Lady, didn't I say a woman

can only beat her husband?

It depends on the woman.

Ah, Cindy Morgan. Interpol.

Your English is as bad as your Chinese.

So that's it.

- Mommy! Mommy! - Don't move!

I like children, but I'll kill him.

Put the child down.

Put the child down.

- Put the child down. - Mommy.

- Put the child down. - Mommy.

Cover it. Hurry.

All right, yeah.

Mommy.

Go.

Let's go.

Mommy.

Are you okay?

I'm okay. Save Pin-Pin!

Mommy! Help me!

Mommy!

Pin-Pin's been kidnapped.

If he's hurt, you're responsible,

Sure, we're responsible. But I still won't set you free.

I don't care what you say. I've gotta get out of here.

Andy, don't act rashly. It's out of your hands.

Boss, it's me.

How's it going?

They won't free Andy.

You can force them to talk.

I wouldn't want Andy to stay alive much longer.

You understand me?

I know what to do.

Boss, we finished our test.

This jade is harder than a diamond.

None of our instruments can cut it. And we've tried everything. Not a scratch.

I suspect there's more to it than meets the eye.

Yesterday, it almost controlled me,

but I was able to resist it.

So what do we do now?

Hi, little friend.

I know you know how to use the jade.

Show me how you do it.

You don't scare me.

You misunderstand. We're not evil.

We are working for mankind. That's why we brought you here.

If we can understand how the jade works,

then it'll be the greatest discovery

in the history of mankind.

You can tell me. Hmm?

Little friend, tell me.

No way. I won't get anything.

Well, what do you want?

Let me bite your finger.

Okay?

You're too nice. I don't want to now.

That's all right. Go on.

Okay. I'll just bite you a little bit.

Now tell me.

I didn't promise I'd tell you

if you let me bite your finger.

Okay, now you'll listen.

If you're a nice, I'll give you some ice cream.

If you're a not, you'll get nothing.

Jade, they've gone now.

Come on, talk to me.

Come on, wake up and talk!

- Okay, what's up? - Let's get him

- to the ward, quick! - Yeah.

Go, boss. Do it.

- Go, boss. - Do it.

Want a hand?

Oh no.

I warned you already.

Look, kid, I've only got one finger left.

I can fix that for you.

Get in.

Why did you organize the jail break?

I had no choice.

I didn't want the police spies to suspect anything.

Also, I know where Karov's headquarters are.

I'm afraid they'd move.

So I know KaroV'll be there.

You're sure he wants you alone.

Come on, quick.

Okay, we'll split up.

First group on the second floor down,

the other ground floor up.

Who's in what group?

Draw lots.

Stone, paper, scissors.

You're the first group. Start from downstairs.

- Hm. - Come with me.

Lucky girl.

Hm.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, you.

Hey.

Hm. They might be coming tonight.

Keep a sharp lookout.

Yes, sir.

Pin-Pin!

Hi there, Jade.

Why didn't you speak to me before?

Had I done so they would've used a laser

to dissect me, so I just kept quiet.

Why are you speaking to me now?

Someone's here to save you.

Huh?

Don't worry. And don't you be scared.

Like I am!

- See that? - Put his clothes on!

Hmm. Here they are.

Be careful.

There they are.

- All right, everybody on his own. - Right!

- Get her! - Over there!

- Huh? - Who are you?

I'm new here.

Good guy or bad guy?

Uh, good guy.

We're the bad guys.

Andy, you're coming here would indicate a death wish.

Fed up with life?

Hand over Pin-Pin now.

Hm.

Dammit, he's gone.

Andy, forget it. Let's get Pin-Pin.

- Mm. - Come on.

Why didn't you make that foreigner free us?

His willpower is too strong.

I couldn't control his thoughts.

He's too cold-blooded and ruthless.

Hey, Jade, where do you come from?

From a far away place,

several million light years away from your planet.

Does that mean that it's even further than Africa?

You'll understand later.

When we leave here, there's something I'd like you to do.

What is it?

It's a secret.

So I don't want you to tell anybody, all right?

Sure.

Pin-Pin.

Mommy! Uncle!

Pin-Pin!

- Mommy! - Pin-Pin!

Are you all right?

Mommy, I'm so tired.

Hey sister, let's take him home first.

No way. It's too dangerous.

Bring him to the police station.

Pin-Pin.

Why does he still have that rock?

Billy, look at this.

The stuff from the rock is glued to Pin-Pin's body.

Only an operation could separate them.

- That's strange. - Mm.

That rock. We don't know what it is.

Sister, we'll find a way. Don't worry.

Let's go outside.

- Sure. - Come on.

You two watch over him.

Yes, sir.

Listen, I'm taking this child out.

Miss.

How are you?

Please, could you give me an airplane ticket for Greece?

Little boy, where's your mother?

Give us a plane ticket for Greece.

Right.

Next.

Please, mister.

The kid just left for Greece. He left alone.

That jade must have something to do with it.

What now?

I'm going to Greece too.

Goddess Athena. I'm back.

I'm returning the jade. Hope you'll help me go home.

Thank you.

Well?

They checked all disembarking passengers.

Pin-Pin wasn't on board.

Impossible.

If that Jade has supernatural powers,

anything is possible.

That's right.

When it touched my nose, I became a superman.

Be quiet, Pancho.

Andy, a policeman must remain open to all possibilities.

If so many say it's supernatural, then just maybe it is.

Hello?

Yes, I'm Cindy Morgan.

Hmm.

Okay, thanks.

One hour ago, a little boy rented a boat to go to an island.

So much money.

Hey, Jade, why are we going to that island?

That's my real home.

Oh!

Little friend, so we meet again.

- Over there. - Mm.

Where's the secret entrance?

Go right. There's a cave.

Hold it.

The Jade, where it's taking us.

Well, Jade, where are you taking us?

Karov!

Uncle, Uncle!

Andy!

Pin-Pin!

What happened?

They fell in the hole.

Huh? What?

Oh, it's so deep and big.

They must be dead.

- Oh. On. - Andy? Where is he?

I knew we should have- - He jumped in after them.

Didn't I tell you that we should?

What?

Hey!

- Hey! - Hey!

Lucky I'm so nimble.

You all right?

Are you okay?

We're okay. But they've taken Pin-Pin with them.

You go after them.

Right.

What do we do now?

The light. There's so much light in here.

There's gotta be a lot of openings.

Hey, we'll start looking for them.

There are three doors over there with three symbols.

But which symbol for which door?

The arrow, water, skull.

Which of these three will get us out of here?

Boss, that's easy.

The skull means danger. The water means nothing.

The arrow is the way out.

Hey.

Wow.

Stop it.

- Come over here. - Oh.

Help me. Help me.

Help me. Help me.

Help me.

Magnet door.

Let me try.

Hold it. I don't like it.

I'll go first.

Careful. Step only where the light is.

Okay, let's go.

It doesn't look human.

I think he's dead.

Everyone, I'm communicating through telepathy.

So whatever tongue you speak, you'll understand.

I'm an explorer from another planet in the Milky Way.

2,000 of your earth years ago,

my spacecraft crash landed here,

and so I had to make myself this base.

They all thought I was a god.

I created a beautiful Earth woman body for myself,

and they called me Venus.

You were Venus? Oh my god.

Then I came up with a brilliant idea.

I would deep freeze my body, change it to light,

and thus return to my planet.

But then I had an accident and my whole body was paralyzed.

So I had an earthman put Jade and myself here

in the control room.

Jade was in that matrix.

Jade is both a computer and a servant.

It's a self-generated thought form

and is the power source I use.

If you are listening to this recording,

it means someone has stolen my jade from me.

Jade will only come back

when it has found a compatible brain.

I see.

Now I have a stiff from outer space.

Little friend, I thank you very much.

Karov, put him down.

If I do what you say, I don't stand a chance.

Uncle!

Hold it!

Thank you, everybody.

With all that I've been able to achieve

for my country today,

they'll give me a high position.

To show my appreciation, I'll gladly send you all to heaven.

Eagle claw?

Why aren't those weapons on the magnet door?

I don't know.

Surprised?

We developed a special alloy that these weapons are made of.

Magnets have absolutely no effect on them.

Another first for my country.

Come on.

- Careful. - Mm.

Let us get him.

Climb on the walls.

Pin-Pin! Pin-Pin, listen.

Don't step on the rock. Step between them.

Damn it.

Pin-Pin!

Catch it, Pin-Pin!

Whoa! Pin-Pin!

Pin-Pin, put me in the matrix.

Put in the matrix.

Jade, you're back.

At last I can go back home.

Thank you, everybody. I'm going home now.

The best of luck to you all.

No, no, no!

No!

Where did he go?

Outer space with the alien.

Outer space.

Jade, how are you?

Huh? Please answer me, Jade.

Goodbye, little friend.

I used all my energy to send my master home.

I'm dying.

Oh, please don't die, Jade, please don't die.

Goodbye, my little friend.

Jade! No!

Don't die, Jade!

Uncle, Jade is dead.

Don't cry.

Now, this jade has taught you a lot.

Don't ever forget that.

Baby Jade!