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All right, get in here. Let's go.

Have a seat right down there, you two. Come on.

Let's go. Sit down.

You two are very feisty, huh?

Where is this place?

Oh, this is my office, okay.

Obviously, I apprehend you two, because you two were being really spicy when I

approached you. No, we weren't. Yeah, you were.

If you promise to just calm down a little bit, I'll take those handcuffs

you. No, we're not going to calm down.

Okay, well, then you can keep the handcuffs on.

This is ridiculous.

They didn't do anything wrong.

No, it's not ridiculous.

I brought you back here because a couple of the clerks up front... Are we going

to go to jail?

Yes. Well, um, that's what I'm here to determine.

Um, I did ask you guys if you took anything and you started to kind of run

so that's why I ended up tackling you down on the floor and having to handcuff

you and bring you back here, so... There's a lot of scary lesbians in jail.

Exactly. You guys don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail. No.

So did you guys take anything?

No. No, of course not.

Okay, okay. Well, then this should be really easy, that, um, if you just don't

mind, um...

if I could just have your last names and your first name, that way I could just

run a simple background check on you two, you know, just to make sure that

haven't done this before or anything like that, okay?

Do I have to tell you anything?

I don't really want to do that.

Well, I mean, I think I already have just enough evidence to just, you know,

over there, pick up the phone and call the cops and...

You know, they could just sort all this out downtown at the station. No. Oh, my

God, no.

Absolutely not.

Okay, well, like I said, it's just a very simple background check.

Just to see if you have any priors or anything like that. And like you said,

two didn't do anything, so I really just don't see what the issue of just

letting me know your names.

There's a lot at stake.

Scholarship, college.

Everything. Well, exactly. But you said you didn't do anything, so nothing

should be at stake, right?

Exactly.

Can we go?

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, if you want to go right now, right?

You're making an asshole touch for no reason.

Well, I am security guard at the mall here.

See, she has the right attitude.

All right, so just give me your name.

And I'll, you know, I'll be happy to run a background check, and if you didn't

do anything, you don't have any priorities, you're more than welcome to

Or, or I could just, you know, call a cop and make it a thorough without for

you. You know, it could be like a day or two before you... Okay, fine.

It's Wendell.

W -I -N -D -E -L -L.

Okay, and your first name?

Angel.

Okay, and yours?

My first name is Lily.

Mm -hmm.

And my last name is Starfire.

I guess, why are you wearing the red dress? Fire, red, that's pretty cute.

I flirt with her, you weirdo.

You're so weird. Do your job.

Alright, well, do you two happen to live in town? Do you live with each other?

We happen to pay taxes for you to fuck with us.

Exactly. Let us know.

Well,

I mean, this is just for, like I said, the background check.

I don't want to search just a Lily Starfire and someone pops up in New York

committed mass murder or something like that and then defuse you for that person

and, you know. Sure.

Look at this asshole.

So, I mean, if you just let me know where, like, you live, I can pinpoint

who you exactly are, okay?

We're by the beach.

Do you live with each other?

Yes, on campus. Okay, cool. So can you just give me an address, apartment

number?

It's the student housing... Actually, wait.

No, don't even bother telling him.

Okay.

Okay, fine. I mean, I'll just call cops then. It's not a big deal. Should we

order ID or something?

Um, wait.

Don't call the cops, please.

Okay. Please don't. I can't go to jail.

So...

What if I made a deal?

No, first I need to, uh, I need to run you guys names. There's no deals

happening right now, okay?

I don't know what you think this is over here, but, uh, I'm not that type of

security guard, okay?

So, your name, your, your, uh, addresses, please.

Student housing.

Mm -hmm.

Apartment 24.

We live together.

All right. And you two have parents in town and live also?

No, out of state. Okay, cool. All right. Do you guys have a boyfriend or

anything like that?

No.

Single. Cool. I just want to make sure if there's anybody I need to contact if

you guys happen to have stole something. My lawyer.

Okay, well, that's a good one. All right.

Okay, I'm going to give you guys one more opportunity.

You're saying that you didn't take anything, right?

I swear you didn't take anything.

Okay, that's fine, that's fine. I have no reason not to believe you.

Okay, well, I'm just going to go check the security footage in the store.

I'm going to, like I said, run a simple background check just to see if you have

any priors or anything like that. So I'll be back in a little bit. It's

really taking that long.

Just sit here.

And if you have a change of heart, just holler. If not, I'll be back in a little

bit, okay?

Okay. All right, you two have fun. And also, just don't do anything stupid.

I have cameras all in my office and everything like that. And I'm going to

the door so you two don't run out. But if you want, promise that you'll behave.

It's going to hurt.

Take the cuffs off. Yeah, can you just take them off already?

Finally.

It's starting to hurt. I know. Why'd you put them on so tight? Well, because you

two are running away like maniacs.

Sure we were. Sure.

Alright, ready to go.

Finally. I know.

What the fuck did we get ourselves into?

Girl, we should have just gone to the other store.

Should we call my, my, uh, lawyer?

I'm so mad at you, but I guess.

My lawyer's gonna tell us this.

We shouldn't have done this.

Okay.

The other store was better. They had better shit anyways.

I know, but this is cute.

Look how good you look.

We need a B.

That is true.

We were going to pay for them.

Didn't you give us a chance to pay?

That is true. There was no store clerk anyways.

Uh, no.

She was in the back doing gross what.

Okay,

so what if we maybe like...

do some sort of deal with him where... I don't know. He's like flirting with us.

We could flirt back and maybe he'll let us go.

I don't know. I don't like that idea.

It's fine. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I know he likes me more, but... I'm so nervous.

I just want to get out of here. I can't go to jail.

I'm sorry.

I wish I would have not forgotten my wallet.

Then we wouldn't be in all this trouble.

ever. Okay, let's be careful because I'm pretty sure he's recording us and we're

kind of admitting to the crime right now.

Fuck him.

God,

he's kind of hot though.

Girl, that's seriously not on your mind right now.

We're probably about to go to jail.

Yeah, but I doubt that.

We'll see.

I'm actually kind of anxious right now thinking about this.

Do you think he's going to contact her parents?

He can't. I don't think so.

My dad would kill me.

My mom would kill me.

Do you think she'll take your car away?

Definitely.

Then I'll have to just find a ride.

Do you need a car for a trip coming up?

I don't know.

I think I'm getting, like, a stress rash. I'm so anxious from this.

She never came here.

Damn it.

Why the fuck did we come here anyways?

I know. There's nothing good about this door. Fuck this.

Do you think that we should, like, go home?

Maybe.

It doesn't even look like it's plugged in.

That is true.

They know better.

I'd be dialing us out of here in no time.

Oh,

I didn't think about that. Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yeah. Can you try?

Get us out of here.

We don't want him to know we're trying to get out. Let's be good.

He said behave.

Just do whatever you want.

Get out of here soon.

Shoot.

Put this in your purse. You can't really build it.

I

don't

want a record.

We could probably get the sixth bunch.

Is that how you say it?

Scrub? Yeah.

I don't know.

We watch a lot of true crime.

But we have to get away too much. We do.

Now we are in a true crime.

Oh, well.

We're screwed.

I don't know if we can get out of this.

Hi, Arthur.

Hello.

I'm back again.

Well, I ended up running your name.

Good thing for you, too.

I didn't find anything.

You guys don't have any prize or anything like that.

Obviously.

Why didn't you just listen to us? Did we look like people that would break the

law? Yeah, we would never steal.

No, no, I mean, you two... We're like the cutest girls. Yeah, you two don't,

there's a couple questions. Where do you two happen to head today?

Um... Where do you two go?

We were headed out to a party or something.

Yeah. Okay, okay.

We were just in the area, and then, like, we were on the way to the party.

just stopped here and... I mean, that makes sense why you guys were in the

costume aisle and, you know, took public costumes and... Yeah, I mean, they

don't open those stores year -round, so if we see it open, we're going to pull

over and check out what they have. Well, I mean, I checked the security footage,

and, you know, so you two in that...

area of the store and, you know, taking two costumes back and going to the

dressing room and not coming, you know, back out with them in your hand. And

they weren't in the rooms after the attendee went to go check. So, you know,

that's why I came and approached you and then you two took off. So you don't

think that looks a little suspicious?

No, I think it's a total misunderstanding.

I don't want to go to jail.

Yeah.

And, um, what is the truth?

Tell you? We tell you?

Mm -hmm.

Can you let us go?

Um, well, I mean, if you tell me you took it, um... Right, so the answer's

probably yeah. Like, if we... We could, uh... Tell you the truth, open the door,

and pretend you never saw it. It definitely couldn't hurt you to, but

the truth when you put it that way, okay?

Go ahead. I mean, you can only help.

We could...

Okay. I mean,

you two can't go to jail, right?

Okay.

You mean steal

them, right?

Okay, okay.

Like, after we were done.

People return stuff all the time. I thought that was legal.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, returning is legal. What would happen, though, is if you return

them, you would have got money back for them, right? And that's not legal, okay?

No, I wouldn't want money back. I was just going to give it back.

Yeah. And say what?

Nothing. Yeah. Just, like, run out the door or something.

Exactly.

Well, I'm assuming that you two happen to have them on, huh?

I don't know.

Yeah, we do.

All right, well, um, can you take off your dresses and let me see them?

Seriously? What? Well, I need to step back, so... You don't want a woman to do

this? No female officers?

Yeah, I don't feel comfortable doing that. Well, she's on maternity leave

now. She's about to have quadruplets, so... She's not really available at the

moment. That's four babies.

She's not really available at the moment, so I'm here working overtime, a

overtime.

I don't want to do this.

I don't want to take off my clothes.

Well, I mean, also the fact that you guys did admit to stealing. Do you

have to?

Well, yeah, I mean, the fact that you admitted to stealing, I also have to do

couple more things in this process here, and there's a couple more steps we have

to go. Like, I have to calm you down. Don't hurt her.

She's, like, really good.

I mean, it's okay, but it's clearly today she's bad.

Are you sure?

Well,

I need to pat the both of you down, okay? So I move the two of you to both.

She's going to pat us then.

I need the dresses off, though.

Please.

All right.

Lisa's not staring when we change.

That's true.

It definitely would have been creepy.

This is so humiliating.

I just want to go home already.

Well, you two put yourself in this situation, so... You have yourselves to

blame. Okay? Whatever.

Alright, you can come first.

Right here.

Arms out, please.

Spread your legs.

Let's go.

I'm just going to do a quick pat down here.

Just make sure there's nothing underneath this costume.

Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, cut it with the attitude or I'll call the cops, okay? I need to make sure

you guys have nothing else on you, okay?

Relax.

Dude. Hey, I need to make sure.

Back of the hand.

Hey.

You can't feel anything that way. All right? Just want to make sure.

He clearly has never watched Cops. You're supposed to use the back of your

Exactly. Okay, just going to... Do you mind? Hey, hey, hey. Hey, relax.

Stop. I'm a professional here. This is part of the process that my manager

wants. Okay, just going to make sure.

Okay.

Hey, spread these legs. Hey, let's go.

There we go. I guess we better do what he says.

Yes. There we go. You're really close down there. No, I need to make sure that

can feel everything.

Actually, I think this is how they check down there.

Yeah. I've never heard of this shit.

Do we have to, like, cough or something?

I guess. Yeah, okay.

Are you done?

Yes, you can stand over here.

Next is your friend. Come here.

Maybe next time you two shouldn't steal, huh?

Sparky legs, let's go.

Let's go.

It'll be okay.

Hey, relax.

This is part of my job, okay?

I'm sure it is.

I mean, hey, this is exactly what they'd be doing now at the police station

with, you know, criminals.

Well, I've got to make sure you have a lot of padding here, okay?

Okay, well, there's some time there.

I hate when guys notice I have to...

Oh my god. Oh my god.

I can't even watch.

That's my... That's my, like, clip. Uh -huh, okay, just rewind.

Oh my god.

Just gonna make sure there's nothing here. Yeah, you really think there's

something in my asshole?

You know, on that note... Are you done?

Well, your friend brings up a really good point here.

On that note...

How do I know if there's anything inside of you two, huh?

I think, uh, I think I should perform a... Yeah, cavity search is in me too

right now.

Seriously? What does that even mean? What the fuck is that? I thought you

did a cavity... Well, I mean, since you two... Wait, you didn't check my teeth?

No, no. No cavities. No, no. Cavity search on your two hoo -hahs.

Excuse me? Not a mouth cavity, a... Yeah, yeah, the hoo -hahs.

Excuse me? Your woman area.

Okay. No.

Okay. Um, if you don't want me to do that, then, um, I'll just call cops.

Oh, no.

Fine.

I mean, if, I mean, how about this? We could, we could, we could deal here for

this part.

How about, um, instead of maybe me performing a caviar service to you, uh,

perform one on your friend, and then you perform it on her that way.

You know, it's not creepy or anything like that, okay?

That would be better. And then it would be like you two helping me out, right?

So I could take that into consideration with you telling the truth and

everything also.

We see each other naked at home all the time. Yeah.

Exactly.

Whoever wants to go first.

Whatever is easiest for you. I have a nice big jar of lube up here if you

want to use it and be helpful for your friend. Or if you have your own spit,

can do whatever you want.

Wait, do you mind?

Well, I need to make sure that there's nothing going to come out of there,

Moving to the side.

Yeah.

Okay. Oh, my God.

And then you're going to spread it nice and open just like that.

Oh, my God. This is crazy.

All right. Well, and then that's what we normally... There's nothing here.

Well, I mean, sometimes it's hard to just tell by the look of it.

So normally what we like to do is we're going to want to insert a finger and

really get deep in there and make sure there's nothing in there.

Yeah, that's how you perform cavity search.

Oh, my God. I don't believe you.

And what's with the camera?

Well, this is for evidence in case anything happens to come out of there,

Can you turn your body camera off?

No, it's for the evidence, sweetie, okay?

Well, I mean, if you're not going to stick your finger in there, I'll do it

myself.

Is it okay if I stick a finger in there?

It's fine, either of you. Just get it over with so we can get out of here,

please. Actually, I think you should do it because of my knits.

Okay. I do not want to scratch you. Sorry, girl.

I'll take the initiative then.

Your fingers are huge.

Oh my God, it's like the size of my ass is caught.

You crack me now. And the worst situation ever.

Oh, dude.

It's just going to be, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Relax.

Got to make sure there's nothing in there. There's nothing.

Well, I can't really tell.

Well, if you're going to look, at least look by my G -spot.

God, that is true.

We all hide things up in there.

Oh, my God. I don't like how this feels so good.

Is anything in there?

Try making her come.

See, nothing has happened.

All right, well. That was so fucking embarrassing.

All part of the process.

Next, I did give your friend the opportunity to do it for you.

Well, now it's your turn. Are we good with me? It's my turn.

No, we need to make sure that your friend doesn't have anything up there

So, if you would like to perform this on her, you're more than welcome to.

I'll do it. His fingers are huge.

Goodbye.

I didn't want his nappy fingers in me. I do want to maybe help you find out

here.

Hey, you're trying to be polite.

You have a nice butt.

Thank you.

That was fast.

Let's put this over so we can go home.

No issue.

So what do I do?

You spread it. Oh, get it nice and spread.

You want to take a nice look into it.

Okay. You see anything come out?

Oh, no, because there's nothing in there.

Okay, well, now you're going to get your finger nice and wet, and you're going

to stick it right up in there and see if anything comes out after a while.

Okay?

It's really tight in there.

Does that hurt?

It's really wet in there, too.

Girl, you're all up in there.

I'm trying to find it. That's exactly what we want, all up in there. Whatever

that he wants me to find.

Keep going, all right? You got to get deeper than that.

There you go.

Yeah, just like that get nice and close

That's it, yeah, just like that.

Okay,

you know, this actually gives me an idea, honestly.

Did I get it enough?

Yeah, I think you're done. Why don't you two come have a seat over here, huh?

Where do you want us to sit?

Sit right back in your seats.

I'm sorry I had to do that.

I was humiliating you.

I was kind of regretting it.

You just made us do gay stuff.

Well, yeah. I'm not sure why.

Well, I mean, you two told me the truth, and you did mention earlier that you

wanted to work out a deal, so I, you know, wanted to see how far you two

want to go, and it seems like you guys are honestly willing to go all the way

here, so I'm going to propose a deal to you and see if you take it or not, okay?

I think since you two stole these things and...

We already kind of, you know, had a little fun with each other.

Fun? Well, yeah.

I thought that was a cavity search. She actually was enjoying it, so.

I don't think he was enjoying it.

I think maybe you two could please meet.

What the fuck?

Why? Was that not enough pleasure for you? No, I mean, you know, it's kind of

like watching.

I don't want to stick your dick.

Well, I mean, you guys could either suck my dick and, you know,

eventually make me cum, or, or, or... Make you cum?

Oh, yes. I mean, if I'm going to, you know, forget about that you two stole

and... Are you pulling your cock out?

This is not a joke. No, this is not a joke.

We have two options here, right?

You guys are going to take my deal and...

You both are going to make me cum, or I'm going to call the cops, and you

have maybe, like, Big Bertha be the next person to make you two cum.

Okay? Big Bertha?

Yeah, you know, those scary lesbians in jail you were talking about earlier.

It's what they're usually named, you know, so.

If we're both going to jail together, we can be lesbian to each other and forget

about you.

You think so?

But shit, then we'd lose our car and scholarships, and we can't get a record.

No, no. Let's just suck his fucking dick, and then we can go.

This fucking creep, really?

I know, but sometimes we get, you know, crazy and good coffee at parties. Like,

what's the difference? That is true.

Pretend he's, like, your crush or something.

I can do that.

Yeah, you too can do that.

Come on.

Oh, damn.

It's unusually long.

And hard.

Well, it's not every day I get two girls like you back here in my office.

This

is

so great.

So good.

What's wrong with that? You two stole those outfits.

Now you can't, huh?

Thank you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What the fuck is going on right now? You two stole and you're going to get out

of it.

What makes you come?

This is better than being in jail. Exactly so. Why don't you two just think

about it, okay?

Can you put them on your boobs?

Is that not enough for you?

Oh, no, it's not.

It's just, oh, my God, it's so big.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, God.

Yeah, that's it for me.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

It's so good

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Maybe you should write him first.

Should I?

Oh, you guys want to? Oh, really?

Wait.

Wait. We can't get horny. We're not going to fuck this guy.

Yeah, you two.

I'm too horny.

Oh, yeah.

I knew this was going to happen if we hop out around her.

She's really high sex drive.

Oh, my God.

Look at her.

She loves dick.

Oh, my God.

That looks amazing.

Choke on it.

Is this how it's done?

Okay,

I guess we'll put them on fast, but you can let it go, right?

Yeah.

Oh, that's even better like this. Oh, my God.

Do you want to go first?

Do you want to get it over with?

That is true.

I do need to get home.

Girl,

what the fuck is going on?

I don't know, but I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know my pussy needed that.

Thank you.

It feels really good. I promise I'll share it.

Be careful with her. She's really tight.

Oh, you're stretching me out.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Oh, yes.

Oh, breathe in.

Fuck, you're hitting me.

Oh,

yes.

Oh my god, you have me clenching. Fuck!

Like I said, you two can cut them, or you two can walk out and keep the

if you want.

Red suit.

Use that copy of me, please.

I don't get taken off. I need this.

I break the law every fucking day.

Don't stop.

Make her come.

Make her come. Don't hurt that yet.

Look at you.

You're such a little slut. I love it.

Oh, my God.

That feels so fucking good.

Do you think you can fuck with me a little more? Oh, fuck yeah. Can you do

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking deep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I can't sleep.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, stretch me out.

Yes, you fucking made me put deep.

Oh, please.

Oh, fuck.

Stop, you're noisy.

Oh,

fuck.

Let's work together and fucking fix this problem, shall we?

You're such a good boy.

You're such a good boy.

You're such a good boy.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Let

me

get

this storm property off of my body.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

I feel so fucking dead.

Your cock's so good.

Yeah, this is for a dick.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Maybe now's a good time to call my attorney.

Uh, how do you think it is? You two are going to be off the hook, okay?

That feels so fucking amazing.

Don't stop fucking my car.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying?

I think you two did enough.

So, there's only one more thing for you two to do.

What? Now, I want you two to make me cum.

But, the way I want you two to make me... How are we going to do that?

All right, so you two are going to swap your hands together, and you're both

going to make me cum.

Like that?

Uh -huh, just around my cock. There we go. Can we rub it?

Uh -huh, up and down, just like that.

What? Yeah.

Okay. It makes you cum.

Oh, yeah. This is going to make me cum.

I feel bad.

You take this really fucking hard.

Oh, yeah. Thanks for my cum. Look at the honey.

Look at all the veins on it. Right?

Oh, my God.

My pussy's still throbbing so I'm going to have to fuck this thing.

Oh, keep going. Please keep going.

Oh, please.

Your body's taking it away and sending it home so quick.

Oh. I know.

You can't stretch my puppy anymore.

Maybe we should steal more often.

Yeah, you guys should definitely come back, huh? Oh, yeah.

Just leave that, please.

Let's do that other costume you're looking at. Oh, yeah, please.

Are there any other hot security guards with you?

Oh, I'm the only one, Seth.

Oh, keep going.

Mom, I'll take that. Oh, keep going. Oh, I'm going to come.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

that was so good.

Just one last thing, girls.

What? I need you to look into the camera and say that you never...

ever fucking steal again.

Does it mean that we can't ever have sex with you again?

Yeah. I won't say it.

I won't say it. You can discuss something like that later, okay?

Ready? We will say it. We'll say it.

Fine.

We will never steal again.

Alright, now you can keep the costumes and you two can leave.

Here's your cock back. Thank you. Yeah, there's still some cum on there, but

that's okay.

See you later.

We missed the party.

Hello.