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Chapter 1.

In which we introduce Winnie the Pooh and some bees.

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, there lived a

teddy bear under the name Winnie the Pooh.

Why under the name? Well, because he had his name over the door and he lived

under it.

One day, Winnie the Pooh went to the forest to get a snack.

He was always ready for a snack.

Besides that, he was a poet, and in his spare time he composed poems and even

songs just like that.

Round, la -la -la, I scratch, la -la -la -la, up -da -da -da -da.

Sawdust in my head, head, head, if I scratch my head, head, head. That's not

bad, there's sawdust in my head. That's not so bad, other than rusting, roaring,

bustle, puffing, and juffle, I compose very well, yes.

Winnie the Pooh is feeling very good. That's why he's singing out so very

No matter what he's feeling, if he doesn't start to slim, and he won't

slim, if, of course, he's on time.

Ha!

A very tall oak tree.

That buzzing noise means something.

The tree itself can't make a buzz.

It means somebody lives here.

The only reason for making a buzzing noise is because you're a bee.

Isn't that so?

And the only reason for being a bee is making honey.

That's what I think.

And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.

That's what I think.

If bears were bees, they would never think of building homes

on trees.

Bears love honey, who knows why? Indeed, tell me why, oh why? They like honey,

they like honey, they like honey by and by. Ow!

So? Winnie the Pooh went to Piglet, his best friend, who lived in a hut with a

piece of wood saying, Trespassers W.

Who was Trespassers W? Even Piglet himself didn't know.

Good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Good morning, Piglet.

I wonder if you've got such a thing as a balloon about you.

A balloon?

Eh.

I've just thought to myself, I wonder if Figlet has such a thing as a balloon

about him.

What do you need a balloon for?

Honey.

What? Honey.

But you don't get honey with balloons.

I do.

Well, it just happened that Piglet had been to a party the day before of his

best friend Rabbit and had been given two wonderful balloons, a blue one and a

green one.

Which one do you want?

It's like this.

When you go after honey, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're

coming. Uh -huh.

Now, if I have a green balloon, they might think I'm a leaf and not notice

Uh -huh.

And if the balloon is blue, they might think that you're the only part of the

sky. and not notice you either.

But wouldn't they notice you underneath the balloon?

Maybe, maybe not.

Oh, I should try to look like a small cloud.

That will deceive them.

Ah, well then you had better take the blue balloon.

Where are we going? Me and Piglet, we'll keep it a secret.

We won't tell a soul, never, ever, ever.

Have you got an umbrella?

An umbrella?

You see, I just thought, why don't we take an umbrella with us?

You never know with a bee.

Okay.

Where are we going? Me and Piglet, we'll keep it a secret.

We won't tell a soul, never, never, ever.

Yeah.

Here, hold it for me.

Now, I look like a real black cloud.

Where are we going, me and Piglet? We'll keep it a secret.

We won't tell a soul, never, never, ever.

No.

Blow the balloon.

Okay.

Let go.

Hooray!

Isn't it great?

What do I look like now?

You look like a bear holding onto a balloon.

Not like a small black cloud?

Not very much.

Oh, well.

Perhaps from up here it looks different.

And, as I say, you never know what you'll be.

Hey, Piglet!

I think the bees suspected something.

What kind of thing?

I don't know.

But something tells me they're suspicious.

Maybe they think you want their honey.

Hey, Piglet.

I don't think they believe that I'm actually a black cloud. What are we

do?

Open the umbrella, walk up and down with it, and I will sing like a little cloud

song, and you will look up at me every now and then and say, ta -da -da, looks

like it's going to rain.

Looks like it's going to rain. Ta -da -da.

Looks like it's going to rain.

I think it's going to rain.

How sweet to be a cloud floating in the blue.

Every little cloud always sings aloud.

Oh, Biglet!

I think it's going to rain.

What? I've just been thinking.

And I've come to a very important decision.

These are the wrong sort of bees, and they would make the wrong sort of honey.

So I think I should come down.

I think it's going to rain.

How?

I haven't thought about that.

I think it's going to rain.

Piglet! What?

Do you have a shotgun at home?

Yeah.

Bring it over as soon as you can.

How sweet to be a cloud floating in the blue. It makes them very proud to be a

cloud.

Same as the bees who try to shoot down the balloon.

Okay, but if I do, I'll ruin the balloon.

But if you don't, you will ruin me.

All right.

Did I miss?

You didn't exactly miss, but you missed the balloon.

Poo. Poo.

Poo.

Poo.

Maybe that is why. I'm not sure.

Maybe that is why he was always called Winnie the Pooh.

Isn't it time for a snack?

I think it's perfect timing.

So that's...

The end of our story.

I mean, the end of this story.

But there are others.

About Pooh and Rabbit and Piglet and the Old Great Donkey and everyone else.

Chapter 2. In which Winnie the Pooh went to pay a visit and got stuck.

One morning, when breakfast was finished a long time ago and dinner was far to

come, Winnie the Pooh had been walking with his friend Piglet and composing a

new song.

No, it's wrong.

No, it's wrong again.

Why

don't

we go pay somebody a visit?

A visit?

Yes, I just thought, why don't we go pay a visit to someone?

Get a little snack.

But who pays a visit in the morning?

Who pays a visit in the morning?

Wait, wait.

Who pays a visit in the morning?

Who pays the morning visit, he does the clever deed.

And everyone knows why it is wise to stay in a jolly mood.

To stay in a jolly mood.

Where are we going?

To your place, of course.

Evenings are always boring to all the people yearning to have a proper party.

Come feed them in the morning. To have a proper party.

And do you have anything to eat at home?

No, I don't think we'll go to your place.

Otherwise, I'll be the guest and you will not.

Well, we go to your place instead.

Yes, a guest who comes in the morning. He doesn't have to hurry. So the hosts

all cry hooray because they don't have to worry.

They don't have to worry.

Wait a minute.

Now, I won't be a guest at my own house.

There's a reason for the sun to rise up in the morning. To be as clever as the

sun pays visits in the morning. To be as clever as the sun pays visits in the

morning.

Well, if I understand anything at all, this hole is a rabbit hole.

Uh -huh. In the rabbit hole lives rabbit.

Uh -huh. And rabbit is good company.

And good company is a good way to get a nice treat.

Hey, anybody home?

I say, hey, anybody home?

No!

There's no need to yell so loud. I heard you very well the first time.

Sorry, but are you sure there's absolutely no one in?

Absolutely.

That can't be true.

Someone has to be in there.

Somebody said... Absolutely no one.

Listen, Rabbit, wasn't that you?

No, it wasn't me.

So please, tell us, where is Rabbit?

He went away.

He went away to see his friend Winnie the Pooh.

Oi, that's me.

What do you mean, me?

There's more than one me.

Me means me, Winnie the Pooh.

Are you sure?

Of course.

So it is.

Winnie the Pooh. And who's this?

This is Piglet.

Okay. Well, come on in.

By the way, it says wipe your feet.

W -I -P -E.

Oh, I got it.

It's not so easy to be a guest.

When you're in, remember, pretend that you're not hungry.

Okay.

Hi, Rabbit.

We were just passing by.

Well, why don't you come in if you're just passing by anyway?

Oh, yeah.

We were just walking by, and I thought, why shouldn't we visit...

Rabbit.

Pooh began to get nervous, but Rabbit was clever enough to figure out that it

was time for a snack.

You can wash your hands over there.

Pooh, what do you like on your bread?

Honey or condensed milk?

What do you prefer?

Honey or both? Both!

And forget about bread!

Well, we better go.

Nobody leaves right after a meal. It's impolite.

What, are you leaving already?

Yeah. It's time to go.

All the best. Goodbye.

Thank you very much.

Don't you want anything else?

But is there anything else left?

Are you in a hurry?

Me? Nah, I got till Friday.

Okay. We'll stay a little longer.

And they stayed a little longer.

And then again a little longer.

And still more.

And a little more.

Till nothing was left.

At that moment, Pooh remembered some very important business.

Yes, it's time for us to go.

Of course, we could stay for a little while.

What can I say? I was just leaving myself.

Oh.

Oh, good.

Off we go.

Goodbye. All the best.

Thank you.

Not at all.

Take care.

Take care.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye.

We're going.

I'd better go back.

No, I'd better go forward.

Ouch! Better go back.

Rescue me!

Help me!

Save me!

Winnie, what happened?

Are you stuck?

No. I'm just resting.

Come on. Give me your paw.

Pull, piglet!

He's obviously stuck.

That's because somebody has a very narrow doorway.

No, it's because somebody obviously ate too much.

Now what do we do?

What do you mean? Nothing. Wait till I lose some weight.

Long?

One week.

A week?

Yep, a week and nothing less.

Oi,

I think I got it a little bit slimmer.

Get me out of here, quickly!

After that visit, Pooh decided there was no reason for staying too long at

someone's place if you don't want to get stuck.

And what was on Rabbit's mind, nobody could tell, because Rabbit was really

-mannered. Winnie the Pooh is feeling very good. That's why he sings these

so very loud. No matter what he's teaming up, if he doesn't fatten up. And

never fatten up. Never, never, never.

Winnie the Pooh and the Day of Troubles

Chapter 3, in which Eeyore has a birthday and gets three valuable

One day, the old grey donkey Eeyore, who was always very unlucky,

especially on Friday, stood at the lakeshore reflecting about surprises and

mysteries of life.

Pathetic.

A heartbreaking sight.

What a... what a nightmare.

Just as I thought.

No better from this side.

But why?

And for what reason?

And what's the conclusion of this?

Thaw dust in my head, head, head. If I scratch my head, head, head.

That's not so bad. There's sawdust in my head. That's not so bad. Other than

rusting, roaring, bustle, puffing, and juffle, I compose very well, yeah.

Good morning, Eeyore.

Good morning, Pooh Bear.

If this is a good morning, which I doubt.

Why? What's the matter?

Nothing. I even think absolutely nothing.

Why?

What's the matter?

Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing special.

Not all of us can do it.

Do what?

Enjoy life, sing and dance.

That's okay, hey, hey, hey.

Something like that.

Hmm.

What's wrong with your tail?

What could possibly happen to it?

It's not there.

Are you sure? Well, either there is a tale or there isn't. There can be no

mistake about it. Well, what is there, then?

Nothing. That cannot be true.

I think

you're right.

Maybe you left it somewhere.

No, perhaps somebody stole it from me.

It's not surprising, though.

I expected something like that to happen.

Especially on this day.

What day is today?

It's Friday.

My birthday... Today?

Oh, nobody minds.

Nobody cares. Birthday!

No one cares.

Your birthday!

Well, yes.

Can't you see?

Look at the presents.

A cake.

Sweet cranberry.

Other things.

Can't you see?

No.

Neither do I.

It was a joke.

But I'm not complaining.

Pay no attention to me, Pooh Bear.

I'm the most miserable birthday donkey.

And I don't want to make others miserable as well.

Stay right there.

Don't go anywhere. I'll be back in no time.

Hello, Piglet.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to reach the doorbell. It just came by.

Let me do it for you. Step aside.

Bad news, Piglet.

Eeyore lost his tail.

What? His tail.

And it's his birthday today.

Nobody's answering. So he has neither a tail nor his birthday present.

Are they asleep or what?

Ah. Well, come on in.

Where was it?

No, that's not it. It should be here.

Nope,

nope, that's not it.

Nope,

not it.

Where is it?

Ah,

that's it.

Here we go.

I'll give him this honey jar.

And it will console him.

Poot, do you think it'd be okay if we gave it from both of us?

No. There's not enough honey in here.

Well, in that case, I'll give him a balloon.

I still have one left.

Remember?

A balloon.

That's a very good idea, Piglet. A balloon could console anyone.

Go on, fetch it along.

Uh -huh.

Honey is the best present ever. Even Donkey knows it, however.

Just a little teaspoon will make you happy ever so soon. Moreover, a full

jar.

However, sweet honey is very tricky. Either it exists or it does not, but...

I can't understand what is this?

One moment it's here.

The next is gone.

Enough.

I'll just have half.

So far?

Half the jar.

Where was I going?

Ah, yes.

Here's an empty jar. It simplifies your life, and it will never disappear.

And that's why for an empty jar, that's why for an empty jar, prices are much

more dear.

Enough of heartbreaks and disappointments. Good weather settles in

he or her or they or him, only not me, get a jar without any honey.

Open the door.

Ow, the bear is here.

Oh, hello, Winnie the Pooh. What's the news?

Terrible and sad.

Eeyore's tail has disappeared.

He lost his tail? So what?

He's very upset.

Today is his birthday.

Do you mean to say that had his tail disappeared any other day, no one would

have noticed?

But in this case... Hey, Al.

We need to console him somehow. Have you thought of something?

Yes. I'm giving him a useful jar.

This one?

Yes, and I wanted to ask you... Nice jar.

Somebody's been keeping honey in it.

You can keep anything in it. It's very useful.

And I wanted to... Give it to Eeyore?

Yes. You wanted to give it from both of us? No.

I want you to write happy birthday on it for me. Is that all?

Why? What else?

Well, you've got to write happy birthday with many happy returns.

That sounds great.

That's what we should write. Please add love poo at the end.

Oh, can't you write it yourself?

Well, in fact I can, but my spelling is somewhat limping.

It's not bad, but it's limping anyway.

Well, there's no room.

The jar's too small.

You know, Pooh, why don't you just say it?

I can't just say it.

I've got thought up in my head, remember?

Long words only confuse me.

Oh, right then.

In the meantime, Piglet was in a hurry. He wanted to be the first to give his

presents to Eeyore, as if he knew about it himself and nobody had prompted him.

He was so absorbed in his dreams at how pleased Eeyore would be that he didn't

watch his step.

I couldn't make all that noise.

Go.

What is this little thing?

Where did it come from?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh.

All right, Pooh, listen up.

Hey, Elle, where did you get this from?

What?

Nice cord, huh?

Don't bother me with silly questions.

It reminds me of something.

So... I've seen it someplace.

But I don't remember where.

I found it in the woods. It was hanging on a bush.

On a bush?

Yeah, and?

No, no, go on.

I wish... What did you say?

I wish... No, you were saying something about the bush.

Um, yes, I was just passing by, and guess what I saw? This cord.

Hanging. On a bush?

Yeah, on a... they call it a... thistle.

Bless you.

What happened next?

You sneezed before you actually said anything.

I didn't sneeze.

Yes, you did.

Sorry for interrupting, Owl.

Excuse me, Pooh, but I didn't sneeze.

One cannot sneeze without noticing it.

How come I know it if you did not?

I'm telling you.

I'm sorry, but you weren't speaking about the core.

Yeah, well, first I thought, what if somebody lives there?

So I rang the bell and nobody opened the door.

There you go. You sneezed again. Bless you.

And then I rang again.

Uh -huh.

And what next?

And again!

And? Loud as I could, and again.

And again, and again. Louder, louder, louder!

Ah! Ah!

What happened?

It came off.

Off it came.

I see.

And since no one needed it...

I just took it home.

However, I think somebody needed it badly.

Who would need it, I wonder?

My friend, he cared for it a lot.

He was attached to it.

If you give this cord to him for his birthday, he would be very happy.

Bless you.

Good morning, little piglet.

If this is a good morning, which I doubt.

Many happy returns of the day.

What did you say?

Can you repeat it, please?

Wait a minute. I can't hear you.

Many happy returns of the day.

Meaning me?

Yeah. My birthday?

I brought you a present.

Me a present me having a real birthday

Thank You piglet you're a

true friend unlike others What sort of present is

it?

Balloon is such a big balloon

beautiful

One of those things you blow up?

Yeah, but I was... When I was running, I... I fell.

Dear, what bad luck. You didn't hurt yourself.

Oh, no, but I... popped a balloon.

My balloon.

Yeah, but here it is.

Many happy returns of the day.

Is this it?

My present.

Thank you, Piglet.

May I ask you, what color is the balloon?

What color was it?

Green.

My favorite color.

How big was it?

About as big as me.

As big as you.

My favorite size.

Many happy returns of the day!

Thank you, Boo.

I'm having them.

I brought you a little present. It's written here.

I already have one.

It's a useful jar.

Here it is, and it's for putting things in.

Why, I believe my balloon will just fit into the jar.

No, balloons are just... Too big to fit into a jar.

No, not mine.

Look.

Piglet. So?

What? It goes in.

It does.

And it goes out.

And it goes in.

Comes out.

Like anything.

It goes out and goes in.

It was very smart of me to give you this useful jar to put things in.

Put in the jar.

It's so nice to give a useful jar to a friend. No, a balloon.

Comes out like anything.

Many happy returns of the day, York. I hear it's your birthday today. Is that

right?

Yes, it's a real birthday.

I've got so many presents.

Oh.

Dear Eeyore, on this day, I would like to offer you

this little donation.

Be quiet, Pooh.

Sorry, I just wanted to know what donkey nation... Donation. It means that you

give something for free.

Oh, I see.

To give to you on this fine day...

A free of charge, but very useful donation.

Here it is. A cord.

Oh, you see?

You could hang it on the door.

I guess this is it.

Can you fit it on me, please? It comes from my bell.

Is that it?

That's it?

My tail?

It's my own tail!

Of course.

Hooray! The tail is found!

Owl found it!

What tail? Oh, a tail.

I gave you a tail.

That's great.

That's okay.

That's great.

Hooray!

How wonderful.

It's quite a great coincidence.

We've got a balloon for a pot. And a tail for a gift. And I, Eeyore, am of

same opinion.

It's nice. What else can we say? To give each other gifts.

A joy to give them to you, friend.

Pleasure, there's no doubt.

And I. And I. I'm of the same opinion.

And I. And I. And I. I'm of the same opinion.