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Oh,

my God.

I was thinking of calling him Rock.

Are you crazy?

You watch soap operas and then you come up with these stupid things in your

head?

If I were a woman, I'd call her a pig.

Then my daughter will be as crazy as she is on TV, right?

Crazy as hell.

She's a very serious woman.

Everyone in the country is copying her.

That's why the country is all fucked up like this, right?

I don't know why you get so involved with television.

I think that when I get there, there's no food.

The soap opera isn't over.

You know what I think? You're jealous of television.

You're jealous of everything.

You work at Aras and you never took me there.

Knowing that I'm crazy to see the horse crossing.

You know what I think?

You're jealous of the horses.

I know that when horses trip, it's the craziest thing.

You keep talking to me like that, you know how I am.

In a little while, I'll beat you up.

Then you'll see who's in charge of this house.

You're talking a lot of bullshit.

In a little while, Ms. Angela will arrive and put us in her bed.

At least she'll see.

At least she'll see that the bed wasn't made just to sleep.

um

You're going to spend some great days here.

You'll see how nice it is here.

There's a lot of... Hey,

my love, come and see the rest of the house.

Yes, ma

'am.

Imaginou se a Dona Angela chega e pega... Oi, Dona Angela.

Bom dia, Dona. Bom dia.

Tudo bem. Bom dia, moça. Bom dia.

Sabe, Dona Angela, eu queria falar pra senhora que as telhas... Eu queria falar

pra senhora que as telhas eu... É, né? Eu já consertei as telhas todinha.

Eu já desentupi a pia.

I took a package of dirt like this. You just need to see.

I wanted to tell you one more thing.

My house is out of light.

I shorted the circuit in the installation.

That's why I took a shower here.

You don't mind, do you?

No. What to do, right?

Well, let's go. We have a lot to do at home.

I'm going to get my clothes, which are in the room.

so so

I don't have a gun for you.

Get out of here.

Go away.

Go, I told you. Get out of here.

Get out.

Gosta? Quer para você?

Quer uma?

Quem fez isso com você?

Foi ele?

Quer que eu tire uma dele?

Safado!

Quer para você?

Tudo?

Okay, fine.

Okay,

fine.

Um...

Look, Mrs. Angela, the javuticaba candy I made for you.

Great, thank you.

Thank you very much, okay?

Mmm,

how delicious!

Well, then I'm leaving.

Have a good night.

Ah, don't go yet.

It's too early.

I really need to talk to you.

Come here, my love.

Come. Come here.

Sit here a little.

Come, sit here. Just a little.

Let's play a little game, shall we?

Sit.

Sit.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no.

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Hi! Hi!

You saw the housekeeper? She was looking at me.

What is this, boy? It's for me.

. . . . .

you

Hello? Uh... Uh... What?

Oh, okay.

Okay, okay.

Thank you, okay.

My dog died.

I have to go to São Paulo.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Is it Pitanga?

No,

it's coffee, ma 'am.

Oh, I thought the coffee was brown.

. .

.

Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, woman!

You don't have anything to eat in this house, do you?

I still haven't had time to prepare anything.

When I finish the soap opera, I'll do it. But what the hell?

Hey,

how are you? You don't have anything to eat in this house, do you?

I didn't tell you I didn't have time?

You have time to watch soap opera.

Shitty soap opera.

Damn soap opera.

I'm still going to blow this crap up at any time.

When I finish the soap opera, I'll do it. I'm not going to lose a chapter just

because of that.

I work all day.

I get hungry and have nothing to eat.

How is this going to end?

You're going to eat out.

Don't talk to me like that.

I'm the one who's in charge of this house.

I don't admit it.

If I'm telling you to cook now, you're going to do it now.

No, I won't. Go now.

No, I won't. Go now. No, I won't. No, I won't.

I'm going to apologize to you for the 20th time.

Why don't you look at me?

I'm going to give you a new TV as a gift. I swear.

There are colors.

You swear?

I swear.

When? Soon, soon.

I've already lost two chapters of the soap opera because of you.

But you won't lose more.

Friends again?

Friends.

But that's Mrs. Angela's problem, you see?

If she gets mad at me, I can break everything.

I'm not really worried about that. Well, neither am I.

I'm really worried about us.

And our son is going to be born.

You see, since you've got me in your way, today I've decided to give you a

present.

I'm taking you to ARA. Do you want it?

Really? I swear, really.

But why did you never take me to ARA?

Why not?

But why not?

Because I don't want you to see the horse treading.

It's too scary to see a horse jumping.

I don't know. Maybe you can have fun with a horse and kick my ass.

Are you crazy?

Do you think I'm going to trade you for a horse?

Are you jealous of a horse?

No, I'm not very jealous.

It's hard to explain to you, you know?

What if one day I came to you and said I was in love with a horse?

Do you know what I was going to do?

I was going to give you a centaur child.

Oh my.

Hmm.

Hmm.

You're lying.

Plantar, plantar.

Oh,

my God.

There are so many people who don't even have a house.

Thank God we have a house and food.

But that's very little.

Very little.

Maybe... You know what I was thinking lately?

Our house is without television.

Every time I look at the living room...

I have a desire to fight with you.

A house without television is like a house without affection, without love.

Benzinho.

Good night.

I always doubted my relationship with the horse, but it never opened up to me.

I think he doesn't know how to pretend very well, because I notice that he

always talks about the horse.

I know he has feelings for the horse.

He is a fool who thinks that I will fall in love with a horse and then abandon

it.

But he is very deceived.

Quero ter um marido e um cavalo ao mesmo tempo.

Uma troca de experiências às vezes é necessário.

Você me prometeu uma televisão. Para de falar em televisão.

Se nosso filho for menino, vou chamá -lo de Rocky.

Você já viu que ridículo eu ter um filho com o nome de personagem de novela?

Você já percebeu que a televisão está deixando você mais burra do que você já

I'm a guy who doesn't have much culture. I know that television is a low -level

thing. And there's one more thing. I'm not going to give you television for

nothing. All you have to do is come every day for dinner and there's no

Why? Because you're sitting in front of that damn television.

If you don't take care of me, you're going to take care of my son.

I don't even want to know.

I want a television.

And there's one more thing.

If it's a woman, I'm going to call her Porcina.

Just because you want to. You're going to be a man and you're going to call

yourself Serginho.

Porque eu sou Serjão e ele vai se chamar Serginho, tá entendendo? Vai ser Roque!

Serginho! Roque! Serginho! Roque! Serginho! Roque!

Serginho! Roque!