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Oh, hi.
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I didn't expect you home.
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Why? What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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It's Friday night.
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I know.
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You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?
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I don't know.
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I don't go out that often.
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Why not?
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This is the prime of your life.
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Oh, God. This is the prime? You just
started college. Yeah.
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You should have parties to go to.
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True, I guess. I bet there's no games
tonight, nothing?
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I mean, there's a few things, but I
don't know. I'm just being lazy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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When I was your age, I was out every
night, every weekend.
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Really? Come on. There's got to be cute
girls out.
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Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.
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You got to go out there.
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I was thinking about going out, but. You
got to put yourself out there. I mean,
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I remember.
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Some of my best times were back in
college.
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Just going out on a Friday night.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, you know.
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What did you guys do when you were in
college?
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We'd go to the games, of course. Go to
parties.
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There's got to be some parties tonight.
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Oh, we'd go out to the dock.
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Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone
wants to go outside.
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Everyone wants to just, like, party and
drink, you know? Well, I mean...
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You'll have a good time.
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True. Come on.
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I'm sure one of your friends has, like,
a pool.
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No, honestly, I don't think so.
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Do a little skinny dipping.
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Oh, boy. That's how you can find a lady.
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Find a girlfriend.
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Yeah. I use the skinny dip all the time.
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It's totally fun. It's a good time. It's
fun.
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Skinny dipping?
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Yeah. Come on.
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You're so like... The girls... Well,
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I mean, you know, when I was young...
That's crazy to think of you like skinny
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dipping or like doing crazy stuff.
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I mean, the girls your age don't do
anything like that.
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I know you've got some wild girls.
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Not really.
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You haven't found a girlfriend yet?
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Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't
know. College is hard. Everyone's doing
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their own thing, you know.
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Everyone's doing each other.
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Except for you, apparently.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I mean, I've had sex, by the way.
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Well,
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what's your type?
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Who have you hooked up with?
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Why does that matter?
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I'm, you know, I just want to know how
my stepson's doing in college.
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I don't know if I really have a type. I
mean, there's, like, all types of girls,
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you know? Like, girls my age, older
women sometimes, you know? Okay, older
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women?
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Sometimes. Who are you hanging out with
that's older?
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I don't know. I did, I don't know, why
am I telling you this? I did, like,
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recently I had sex with a...
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A milf. A milf? Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. How old is this milf? Don't... I'm
not telling you.
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It's weird.
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Why is it weird? I don't know.
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Everyone told me that fucking...
Everyone was making fun of me for
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milf, and I was like... Milfs need love,
too, honey.
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I mean, I... How old was she? I mean,
how much of a milf was she?
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That you're making your friends
uncomfortable.
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Not a gill fishy.
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No, no, no, no.
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She's like 27.
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27?
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Yeah.
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That's like the oldest, like.
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How is that, how is that a milf?
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27?
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I don't know. She's like seven years
older than me, you know.
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She has a kid.
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Okay, she has a kid. And she has like a
job. Like, she's like a real, like,
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woman, you know. Oh.
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Okay, a real woman.
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Yeah, she's 27.
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Well, how does she compare to me?
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Am I a real woman?
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Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.
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She called herself a MILF, so I don't
know.
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I mean, she's 27.
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She's in her 20s.
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I mean, look at me.
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I mean, yeah, you look... There's...
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No comparison there, right? You can't
really call that a MILF.
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Are you trying to say that you're a
MILF? I mean, do you know what that
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for? Am I not?
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Do you know what it stands for, though?
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Yeah, I know what it stands for.
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I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but that
kind of insinuates that I don't know
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what the fuck you just said.
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What's wrong with that?
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I'm your stepmom.
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You're my stepmom. It wouldn't be.
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I'm your stepmilf.
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Right? There's nothing wrong with that.
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I guess.
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I guess I really haven't been with a
real milf.
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Maybe I was just kind of fantasizing,
you know?
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Maybe you fantasize about when you
fantasize about mouth.
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Anyone I would know?
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain
a little bit. I mean, it
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hasn't been that long, you know?
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Well, your father won't be home until
late.
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Maybe we could still have fun and
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stay in.
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I did not know that you had this idea.
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Are you sure about this?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sure about this, baby.
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Seems like you're pretty sure, too.
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You don't feel like there's laundry or
anything?
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I don't know.
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Sorry, I'm just like... Laundry can
wait.
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Don't be a little irresponsible, honey.
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Have a little fun.
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This is what college is all about.
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that you deserve being such a big boy
now
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of
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all
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these new experiences that's exactly
what college is
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Speaking of new, let's try a little
something, baby.
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See how freaky we can get.
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Really makes some memories.
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Holy shit.
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Just like you're supposed to at this
age.
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you can talk about for years.
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Like fucking your stepmom's feet?
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what it's all about.
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All these new experiences.
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Figuring out what you really like.
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What makes you feel good.
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Like milk and feet.
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to turn into a...
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between my toes.
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I have so many more places I want to
feel you.
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I told you you deserve to
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party tonight.
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So we're going to be using more of this.
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Now is how to use every
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part of our head to toes.
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possible.
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Making me feel so good.
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Taking me back.
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Taking me back to my college days.
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I used to call me a super sucker.
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I'm not done with you yet.
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So fucking good for you.
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Holy shit.
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I did not know you could fuck like this.
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What the fuck?
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You guys totally got it out of me,
honey.
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Let me show you.
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You can get what a real mouth fuck's
like.
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How do you think these 27 -year -olds
know what they're doing?
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It's a good video, huh?
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I'm such a pretty fucking asshole, too.
Holy shit.
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Goddamn.
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Fuck you soon.
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See you later.
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Yeah, fuck.
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I'm gonna put a little squirt on you.
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That's what I like.
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That's what I like.
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That's what I like.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Sorry.
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Hmm.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, God. Oh,
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God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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That's the way to spend a Friday night.
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This song hasn't even set yet.
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Yeah, we'll go to a party.
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