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Oh, hi.

I didn't expect you home.

Why? What are you doing here?

I live here.

It's Friday night.

I know.

You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?

I don't know.

I don't go out that often.

Why not?

This is the prime of your life.

Oh, God. This is the prime? You just started college. Yeah.

You should have parties to go to.

True, I guess. I bet there's no games tonight, nothing?

I mean, there's a few things, but I don't know. I'm just being lazy.

Oh, my goodness.

When I was your age, I was out every night, every weekend.

Really? Come on. There's got to be cute girls out.

Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.

You got to go out there.

I was thinking about going out, but. You got to put yourself out there. I mean,

I remember.

Some of my best times were back in college.

Just going out on a Friday night.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you know.

What did you guys do when you were in college?

We'd go to the games, of course. Go to parties.

There's got to be some parties tonight.

Oh, we'd go out to the dock.

Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone wants to go outside.

Everyone wants to just, like, party and drink, you know? Well, I mean...

You'll have a good time.

True. Come on.

I'm sure one of your friends has, like, a pool.

No, honestly, I don't think so.

Do a little skinny dipping.

Oh, boy. That's how you can find a lady.

Find a girlfriend.

Yeah. I use the skinny dip all the time.

It's totally fun. It's a good time. It's fun.

Skinny dipping?

Yeah. Come on.

You're so like... The girls... Well,

I mean, you know, when I was young... That's crazy to think of you like skinny

dipping or like doing crazy stuff.

I mean, the girls your age don't do anything like that.

I know you've got some wild girls.

Not really.

You haven't found a girlfriend yet?

Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't know. College is hard. Everyone's doing

their own thing, you know.

Everyone's doing each other.

Except for you, apparently.

Whoa, whoa.

I mean, I've had sex, by the way.

Well,

what's your type?

Who have you hooked up with?

Why does that matter?

I'm, you know, I just want to know how my stepson's doing in college.

I don't know if I really have a type. I mean, there's, like, all types of girls,

you know? Like, girls my age, older women sometimes, you know? Okay, older

women?

Sometimes. Who are you hanging out with that's older?

I don't know. I did, I don't know, why am I telling you this? I did, like,

recently I had sex with a...

A milf. A milf? Yeah.

Oh, really?

Yeah. How old is this milf? Don't... I'm not telling you.

It's weird.

Why is it weird? I don't know.

Everyone told me that fucking... Everyone was making fun of me for

milf, and I was like... Milfs need love, too, honey.

I mean, I... How old was she? I mean, how much of a milf was she?

That you're making your friends uncomfortable.

Not a gill fishy.

No, no, no, no.

She's like 27.

27?

Yeah.

That's like the oldest, like.

How is that, how is that a milf?

27?

I don't know. She's like seven years older than me, you know.

She has a kid.

Okay, she has a kid. And she has like a job. Like, she's like a real, like,

woman, you know. Oh.

Okay, a real woman.

Yeah, she's 27.

Well, how does she compare to me?

Am I a real woman?

Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.

She called herself a MILF, so I don't know.

I mean, she's 27.

She's in her 20s.

I mean, look at me.

I mean, yeah, you look... There's...

No comparison there, right? You can't really call that a MILF.

Are you trying to say that you're a MILF? I mean, do you know what that

for? Am I not?

Do you know what it stands for, though?

Yeah, I know what it stands for.

I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but that kind of insinuates that I don't know

what the fuck you just said.

What's wrong with that?

I'm your stepmom.

You're my stepmom. It wouldn't be.

I'm your stepmilf.

Right? There's nothing wrong with that.

I guess.

I guess I really haven't been with a real milf.

Maybe I was just kind of fantasizing, you know?

Maybe you fantasize about when you fantasize about mouth.

Anyone I would know?

Oh, my God.

I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain a little bit. I mean, it

hasn't been that long, you know?

Well, your father won't be home until late.

Maybe we could still have fun and

stay in.

I did not know that you had this idea.

Are you sure about this?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure about this, baby.

Seems like you're pretty sure, too.

You don't feel like there's laundry or anything?

I don't know.

Sorry, I'm just like... Laundry can wait.

Don't be a little irresponsible, honey.

Have a little fun.

This is what college is all about.

that you deserve being such a big boy now

of

all

these new experiences that's exactly what college is

Speaking of new, let's try a little something, baby.

See how freaky we can get.

Really makes some memories.

Holy shit.

Just like you're supposed to at this age.

you can talk about for years.

Like fucking your stepmom's feet?

what it's all about.

All these new experiences.

Figuring out what you really like.

What makes you feel good.

Like milk and feet.

to turn into a...

between my toes.

I have so many more places I want to feel you.

I told you you deserve to

party tonight.

So we're going to be using more of this.

Now is how to use every

part of our head to toes.

possible.

Making me feel so good.

Taking me back.

Taking me back to my college days.

I used to call me a super sucker.

I'm not done with you yet.

So fucking good for you.

Holy shit.

I did not know you could fuck like this.

What the fuck?

You guys totally got it out of me, honey.

Let me show you.

You can get what a real mouth fuck's like.

How do you think these 27 -year -olds know what they're doing?

It's a good video, huh?

I'm such a pretty fucking asshole, too. Holy shit.

Goddamn.

Fuck you soon.

See you later.

Yeah, fuck.

I'm gonna put a little squirt on you.

That's what I like.

That's what I like.

That's what I like.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry.

Hmm.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

That's the way to spend a Friday night.

This song hasn't even set yet.

Yeah, we'll go to a party.