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Hey, have you ever heard of a nudist colony?

Uh, yeah.

Isn't that one of those, like, weird camps where they're, like, naked all the

time and having orgies and stuff?

No, they're, like, it's, like, about community and, like, being comfortable

your own skin, walking around, like, freedom.

It's cool.

That's not what a nudist colony is.

Yes, it is. They're, like, walking around naked. They're free. They can do

whatever they want.

Yeah, but they say that.

They make it seem like it's about freedom and stuff.

But really, it's just like a weird cult for sex addicts. Nothing. That have sex

with each other. No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

No, it's not.

I'm so sorry.

Why are you even bringing that up?

Because I think I want to join one.

You want to join a nudist calling?

Yeah. Why?

Because it's cool. You can walk around naked and be free.

Why do you want to walk around naked?

Come with me.

What's wrong with clothes?

Not really.

I just think that, like, those kind of, like, pants and stuff are just, like,

weird sex cults.

I mean... It's, like, hard for me to believe a lot.

I don't think they're really, like, having sex.

I don't think that's what it's about.

You want to join one?

Yeah.

I'm going to walk around butt naked.

weird. It's not weird. You wouldn't join a nudist colony?

I mean, maybe for like a weekend if I get to have sex with everyone.

Everyone? Including the guys?

No, not the guys.

You said it. I'm not gay.

Okay. I'm just saying. I'm not freaking gay. Okay, I'm just saying. I'm into

girls. I'm into girls.

I would join one for a weekend if I got to have sex with a girl.

This is what it's about.

What's the point of all around naked? Does that affect people? I'm sure

having sex. It's not like everyone all the time.

It's like a normal community.

They're just naked.

I don't know.

It's weird.

It's not weird. It's cool.

You're going to join, huh? Yeah.

Okay. I'm researching right now. I'm going to join them. Whatever.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I like it.

Sawyer, what the fuck are you doing?

Why are you naked?

I'm a nudist.

You're not a nudist. Yes, I am.

Bro, you can't just walk around naked in the house.

Yes, I can.

I live here.

That's fucking weird.

Mom and dad are going to kill you if they call them you're naked.

They're not even here.

It's fine.

Do you don't think that there's anything weird about this? You're my stepsister.

Why are you just walking around the house naked? Are you crazy?

Fine. I'm sorry. I'm comfortable in my own skin. And you're brainwashed by

society. But I'm not.

You think I'm brainwashed by society?

Because I wear clothes?

Yeah.

And this is normal to you?

Yeah. To just be naked in the kitchen?

Yeah. You don't think it's normal?

No. We were born naked.

Yeah. So?

But everyone wears clothes.

Yeah. Not me.

So you're just going to walk around naked now?

Yeah.

You've lost your mind.

I'm just kidding. It's freedom.

It's nice to be comfortable in your own skin, you know?

Yeah. So everyone should just be naked all the time. Yes.

All the time.

It's great.

Look.

I'm serious.

You should try it. You would like it. I'm good on that. I'm going to pass.

I'm going to go back to my room and try to act like I didn't just see you naked

in our kitchen.

Okay, bye.

Are you still naked?

I told you, I'm gonna do this.

You can't just be naked.

Yes, I can.

And I am.

Never putting clothes back on again.

Never putting clothes back on? What are you gonna do when you leave the house?

You have to wear clothes.

Guess I'm never leaving.

Oh, my God.

Look, I don't care if you, like, don't wear clothes or whatever.

Like, I don't even give a fuck.

But, like, don't...

Don't, like, be on the couch like you're getting your vagina juices all over the

couch. That's gross.

It's fine. You're still tight.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you're, like, ruining this.

Do you think it's, like, normal to just be naked all the time? It's weird.

It's perfectly fine.

No. Just try it.

Try it? Yeah, you're really uptight.

And I think it's because you wear clothes.

Do you think that's why I'm all tight?

Yes, it's exactly why. You want me to take my clothes off? Yeah, you're

restricted, and I think it'd do you a lot of good.

I'm not going to take my clothes off. Why?

What do you mean, why?

Why not? That's weird.

No, it's not.

Just try doing the news call with me.

I'm not doing a news call. It's crazy.

I'm not taking my clothes off.

You're a pussy.

I'm not a pussy.

You're a pussy. No, I'm not. You're acting like a pussy.

I'm a pussy because I won't take my clothes off?

Alright.

Alright, then. Do it, then.

Stop being a pussy. Take them off.

Alright, fine.

Fine.

I'm not fucking scared.

At least you are, though.

I'm not.

Are you hard?

No.

I'm not.

Uh, okay.

Move your hand.

It's about being comfortable in your own skin, not covering anything up. Move

your hand.

I don't... I don't think I should do that. Move your hand.

It's fine.

You'll be fine.

I don't think I should move my hand.

Oh, you're such a pussy.

I will not.

Yes, you are.

Why do you think that? Because.

This is what like being nudists is. Like being comfortable in your own skin,

free.

If you're covering up, you're not free.

Okay, fine.

You are hard.

But I mean, you're fucking walking around the house naked.

So? What do you expect? That's why I think these nudist colonies are...

Or like, sex cults or something. Because there's no way a bunch of people are

naked and the guys aren't bricked up. Yeah, they have, like, control.

They just have no control.

That's not true.

Yeah. If there's naked girls around, you're gonna get bricked up.

Whatever. That's what being a guy is. That's how it is.

But, like, get rid of it.

I can't get rid of it. I gotta go jerk off.

So, go jerk off.

Whatever. This is stupid. I'm putting my clothes back on. Whoa.

I'm just going to put my clothes back on. Why?

Because it is dumb.

You're being, one, a pussy, and two, fine.

You don't have to put your clothes back on.

I'll help you get rid of it.

You'll help me get rid of my boner?

Yeah, if it means, like, if I help you get rid of your boner, you have to join

the new discolony with me.

We can't do that.

Why?

Because you're going to stop this.

So, we're all related.

Go in the noodle club and I'll help you get rid of your boner.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Are you serious?

Yes.

What do you say?

Okay.

Okay?

Okay. Okay.

You're gonna help me get rid of my boner right now? Yes.

It's fucking there.

It is fucking there.

Exactly.

It's just like, let me help you get rid of it.

And then you can join the nudist colony with me, right?

Yeah.

You better join.

I will.

I'm not doing this for no reason.

Oh, it's for a good cause.

See,

is it working?

Oh, it feels really good.

Yeah.

This is kind of making me runny.

You wanna fuck?

Don't fuck?

Mm -hmm.

I thought nudism wasn't about sex.

It's not, but now I'm horny, so... Do you

want a two?

I'm telling you, that, like, contradicts everything you were talking about

earlier. I mean, it's not about sex. I'm just horny now.

I'm, like, doing this. I wasn't horny before, but now I'm, like, sucking your

dick and I'm horny.

Yeah? Are you not sure?

It's fine.

Just, like, put it in.

I think I'm really starting to like this nudism thing. See? I told you. It's

great.

mm -hmm

Did you just come all over me?

Yeah.

Can you, like, at least keep going?

Keep going.

mm -hmm

Bye.

Fuck.

You weren't supposed to come inside of me.

I think it was that much anyways.

I think it's fine.

I think it's fine.

I already took a whole bunch. Yeah.

It should be fine.

I think it's good.

Yeah. I like this nudism stuff.

I told you. It's fun.

You're going to join, right?

Yeah.