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You guys are nuts, too. We're doing a
big remodel in our kitchen.

Did you just redo your kitchen like five
years ago?

Well, it doesn't hurt to try something
new. He's a talented hairstylist.

Okay, I am so sorry.

I hate hiding.

Okay, act like I'm not here. Oh, my God.

Oh, what fun we're having.

Okay, too close. I have chin hairs.

Did you tell him that he has a choice
between wearing that thing and having

ever again?

What are you talking about? Think of the
super sexy forehead tan line he's going

to have.

Hey, Cyclops, how much longer for this
hike?

Well, as the crow flies, not too much,
but for humans, a lot.

I mean, there's nothing for Kate and me,
though, huh?

Have I told you guys we're training for
a marathon?

For real, though, how much further? I
mean, I'm not worried about it, but I

want to make sure Mama's okay.

I'm doing great.

Take your time, though. I'm just going
to do some squats, keep my legs warm.

Seems like mom is fine.

We're coming.

We're coming.

Wow. Jenny, you are like a machine.

Oh, thanks.

I'm in this prenatal Pilates class right
now.

It's a bunch of pregnant women and this
one husband who really needs attention.

You know what? I actually just ordered a
Pilates reformer. Hey.

That'll be a nice place to pile your
Amazon packages you need to return.

No. I am actually going to use...

I know.

Okay. I could do anything. I could go
back to school or I could start a

business. Oh, I saw a woman on TikTok
who raises donkeys. I could be a donkey

lady. I vote for donkey lady.

Here it is.

Do you like meat?

You were right. It was a hard hike, but
this is the perfect spot. Look!

I found a worm!

Wow, these are new soldiers.

Okay, brownies, who's ready to collect
samples of soil?

Yeah, it's harder going down than going
up.

Hey,

you guys, why don't we just spread
Nick's ashes here?

We're still on his favorite mountain,
and this spot's pretty darn beautiful,

too. That's true, but not as beautiful
as the top.

We're 30 steps on the top, a strong
updraft will carry him up there in a

Well, his ashes may move, but his spirit
will be tethered here for eternity.

No, but I think it's good. It's the
perfect spot.

Okay, look.

We're tired.

It's getting late.

Why don't we go into town, grab dinner,
and we can try to spread the ashes again

tomorrow. We can make a weekend out of
it. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I only

brought what I have on.

I'm sure we can get whatever we need in
town.

Did you see the town?

This is the town that Tracy Chapman's
been away from.

Don't be a snob.

There's a fine line between quaint and
mad.

I don't like this plan.

Too far of a state.

I think we should stay.

What is this place?

Where are we? Jack, where are we?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow.

I like how funky this is.

Do you also like that it has zero Yelp
reviews and the amenities are toilet?

Okay, yes, but they do accept
cryptocurrency.

There you go.

Hey, I know you don't want to do this,
and neither do I. I don't, but it's just

one night, and it really means a lot to
Jack.

having a little bit of a hard time
lately, and he keeps talking about

honor Nick with this weekend and the
marathon, and I think he needs this.

But, Jack, bye.

Thank you.

I'm sorry you've been having a rough
time.

Is that why you've been pretending to
train for a marathon?

I am training for a marathon. I'm doing
three miles a day.

Okay. Turn around, then.

No. There's nothing to learn back there.

Come on. No. Show me. No. Show me that
bubble. No. Come on.

Ain't no booty.

Hello.

We have a reservation for a six under
Jack.

I have the confirmation number if that
helps.

I think they'll be able to accommodate
us.

Holy hell,

this place is delicious.

Look, I have so many bones on my plate,
I could start a little museum.

So, Jenny, how's everything going?

I mean, I know it'll obviously get
harder as time goes, but I do have a

I'm going to do a water birth in the
studio that's next to my yoga place.

Amazing. And I found that apartment.

Fourth floor walk -up, which is not
great, but it's big.

Oh, oh, and I picked a name.

Oh, tell us, tell us. Okay, it's going
to be a little bit of a gender reveal.

Oh, my gosh.

Coat.

Now do the gender reveal.

Uh, it's a boy.

Coat's a boy name.

Uncle Claude will always be available to
babysit. I actually helped raise my

sister's kid.

Oh, that's so sweet. Did you two ever
think of having kids of your own?

Well, we've had conversations about it
over the years, but ultimately Claude

wasn't into it.

What? What are you talking about?

You think I'm going to be able to feed
you?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Dad's strong.

Let it happen. Guys, look, I know this
wasn't the plan, but it is.

So nice to all be together again.

And Jenny, you're part of that.

Right?

You're never getting away from us.

And that baby, I'm going to be at the
birth of his baby.

Oh, wrap it up.

To all of us.

To all of us.

Cheers. Cheers.

So,

where are we all going this summer?

Where can you take a baby?

Excuse me.

I'm trying to pee in front of you. No
worries.

Hey, can you tell your dipshit husband
to cool it?

What? Ginny cannot come on summer
vacation with us. She cannot pee in our

Wait, I thought you were okay with
Ginny. Listen, she's a nice girl, and I

her the best, but ladies aren't supposed
to be friends with the woman their dead

husbands left them for.

Yeah, you're right. There is no Beyonce
song about that.

Oh, I thought seeing her would be fine,
but it's not.

And that belly, I can't look at it
without seeing her and Nick doing it.

all his special moves that he was so
proud of.

Don't worry, I'm not going to describe
them.

Well, no need. There's only like three
things they do.

I can keep it together for spreading the
ashes, but then it is over. I do not

need to see Jenny ever again.

Okay. Yeah, I can get Jack to cool it.

Dork. There they are. What's going

on?

I was getting these out after spreading
Nick's ashes, but the vibe is so good

right now.

I hereby declare this the first annual
Nick weekend.

May we all...

Okay, so good news, rooms are ready.

Bad news, Jared's still getting used to
the new system and they actually only

have three available rooms. So I was
thinking Danny and Claude in room eight,

Kate and I will take nine, and Jenny and
Anne, the tens in ten.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I didn't intend for tens to be a
common in their bodies.

No, like, I was mostly considering
personality.

Not to imply that, you know, they're...
Tens was meant to refer to the whole

package. Nobody talk. Make them keep
going.

You know what? Jenny is pregnant. She
should get her own room.

Yeah. Annie, you can come with us. Oh,
that... That is really thoughtful.

Thanks, Anne.

Oh, yeah.

Good night. Sleep well.

Good night. Oh, okay.

Thanks so much.

Oh.

If you want to know what you'll look
like 24 hours after you die, the

lighting in the bathroom will give you a
good sense.

Aw, I think it's cute in here.

Uh -uh, uh -uh. This place is fake nice.

I can break everything in here with a
boom.

How'd you do in there, Nick?

You make friends with all my charges?

Look, I don't want to get into a fight
right now. I just want you to know that

what you said at dinner was out of line.

You always do this.

I'm furious.

Let's leave it at that.

Oh, my God.

Because I said you didn't want to have
kids, you did say that.

No, you were the one who said we
shouldn't have kids.

Ah, that's not the way I remember it.
What a surprise.

We were to nick and hang during COVID.

You would have been in red pants. I've
never worn red pants in my entire life.

Patricia was there. Oh, I remember
Patricia.

She was a real handful.

See?

Wait, guys.

Sorry.

Look, okay.

Who cares?

Your feelings are valid, no matter what
actually happened.

I know what actually happened.

I remember differently.

Because you're the great rememberer,
right? Then tell me, what are the names

our gardeners?

That's not a memory thing. I'm just
rude. You need to cool down, okay?

And now I'm going to go get a new
pillow, because this one has the latex

Oh.

Hey, tonight was fun.

People were happy we stayed.

Yeah.

Ann did kind of pull me aside and say
that tonight brought up some feelings

her about everyone being here.

Oh, I get it. I mean, for me, just kind
of realizing how sad I've been.

But having us all here together, tonight
was the best night I've had in months.

Is it weird to have Ginny, though?

No, not at all.

It's like we still have a piece of Nick
in a way.

Yeah, that's a nice way to think about
it.

What?

No, uh, just... Your legs are looking
really good from all that running.

Not gonna lie.

I was flexing my quads, hoping you'd
notice.

Oh, I've noticed.

You did, huh?

Yeah.

What's happening? What is keeping this
mattress up? Get off me. I'm

suffocating. I can't. This is how
they'll find us.

What?

Hey, Jeannie.

Do you happen to have an extra pillow I
can borrow?

Um... Uh, yeah, yeah, you can have one
of those. Just be careful. They kind of

smell like gasoline.

What is wrong?

Nothing. It's just, um... My application
for the apartment got rejected, but

it's gonna be fine.

It's fine.

It's just... On top of all the Ann
stuff, it's kind of a lot.

I'm sorry, what Ann stuff?

I just assumed you all knew, and we're
talking about it.

No.

It's not our business.

Listen, it's your family. You
understand? This is my family. This is

Hey! Did anybody find coffee yet?

We need to confront her.

No, we don't. We just need to be nice.

Nice? Play nice.

How can you be nice? We will be back
home in a couple of hours. Oh, my God,

another couple of hours late. Someone
explode.

What's going on?

Claude's mad at everyone.

No, no, no, that's not true. I'm not mad
at you because I'm used to be treated

like this, but I'm furious with Anne.
What did Anne do?

Oh, okay, it is not my place to say.

Oh, come on. You only say that when it's
really good.

I still don't know why Tammy Cannellina
dropped out of the play senior spring.

You had to be pregnant for us to stare.

No job, Claude.

Really? Well, okay, listen.

I don't think this should be secret.
Everyone needs to know. Okay, Jeannie

me that Nick and Anne's divorce wasn't
finalized. I must caution that we've

heard one side of the story.

I'm gonna die if someone doesn't tell me
the rest of this right now.

Anne got all of Nick's money, and she's
not giving Jeannie a penny because she

wants Jeannie to have a bad life. There,
I said it. Oh, my God. I don't think

Jeannie said that.

So I'm remembering this wrong, too?

Hmm? I can't believe you're taking
inside over genius, honestly.

Okay, Claude is very touchy about single
moms because of his sister.

Well, excuse me, I just don't think
single mothers should be abandoned in

time of need like the Virgin Mary.

What about Joseph?

Come on, look at the paintings, Kate.
Joseph was never around.

I just think this is a big
misunderstanding.

Anne is not a monster.

And she and Jenny have been getting
along, right?

Yes, to all that.

Although Ann did say to me last night
that she never wants to see Ginny again.

I'm not going on the hike.

No, Claude, please.

For Jack.

I can't. I can't be fake nice to Ann.

I'm real, okay?

Like J -Lo and Ja Rule.

Hey, guys. What's up?

Nothing. Just staying excited.

Okay, I'm going to go wash my face and
get my hiking boots on. I'll see you in

second. Hey, Ann.

Hey.

Don't make a scene.

Hey, guys.

Hey. I didn't even notice you leave the
room this morning.

How did you sleep?

Not well.

I've been thinking about all the
unnecessary pain and suffering in this

Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry.

Actually, I'm not feeling so good. Maybe
we can go home?

Maybe some fresh mountaintop air will
help.

You know what? I'm not feeling great
either.

I wonder if it's something we ate last
night.

It's a cute top. Hey, Jenny.

Cute leggings color.

Guys, I hate to say it, but the weather
app says there's like a 10 % chance of

rain.

So I was thinking out of an abundance of
caution, we should... Catherine, this

hike is not happening.

Honestly, I never even heard Nick
mention this mountain before.

Oh, well, he did come here as a Boy
Scout.

It was the first place he ever slept
outside.

But yeah, I'm sure it was no big deal.

Okay, I know Jack really wants this, but
he's the only one.

So someone is gonna have to tell him
that it's off.

But he's so happy.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my god, Jack.

It's not ready yet.

I had an idea during my run and I wanted
to try it out.

That's what you've been making with the
GoPro?

Yeah, I just wanted to make something
that captured how it felt for us to all

together.

That is not the march of someone who's
about to tell us we're on the same page.

That man is an angel.

We are lucky he walks among us.
Catherine, how much longer are we

pretending for?

Two more hours?

Why is that such a big deal?

I'm not naive, okay? I know there's not
going to be a second annual Nick

weekend. We all know that.

But Jack does it, and I think that is
beautiful.

So whatever you have going on right now,
you are going to... stuff it down, and

billy goat your asses up that mountain.

Because Jack would do that for you.

So if I were to play the pregnancy
card... Yeah, nice try. You're healthy

shit. Hey -o!

Who's interested in fueling up with a
big breakfast before we start?

No. Let's just go.

Have a bar.

thought about it and i think the baby
should call me papa oh unless you want a

papu

I looked it up, and apparently this
mountain range lifted out of the earth

300 million years ago.

All this beauty was created by heat and
pressure boiling under the surface.

Great. Maybe we can make any more of
them today.

Now Nick, in a small but a very real
way, is going to add to that beauty.

Another layer to help this mountain last
millions of more years.

Nobody else who comes up here will know
that.

But, uh, we will.

Danny?

What's wrong?

I, uh, forgot the ashes.

Oh, no.

Man, it really is harder going down.

Yeah, you said free now.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

I don't know how to make this up to you,
but I'll figure something out.

Or in five years, you'll be telling this
story saying I'm the one who forgot the

oxygen in the room.

Hey.

Just as a thought experiment.

So you do have a better memory than me.

What do you think happened the last time
we talked about having kids?

Lenny, you said I don't think we should
be parents.

If you remember it differently, it's
fine.

Just, you're not shy. If at some point
you wanted children, we would have had

them.

Just don't say I wasn't the reason
because it was you.

Okay, look, look. I know it's been a
tough day, and everyone isn't in the

greatest mood, so why don't we all go
home? We can come back next weekend and

take care of the ashes. Jack, no! I'm
never coming to this cursed place ever

again. You can't keep going up and down
the mountain. I'm not a funicular, okay?

Okay, I understand we feel that way now,
but with the week of cooling off... No,

no, this has to be done!

I know everybody loves Jenny, but...

This is very hard for me to take. Ann,
you don't mean that. I'm sorry. This is

hard for you.

You are the one who's refusing to give
this poor mother any money. You! Okay,

wait, wait, wait. Slow down, okay? Kate
and I have no idea what you're talking

about. Yeah.

What? Of course I am going to give her
money. It just isn't figured out yet.

But since you're all busy talking behind
my back, did Jenny also tell you that

she is suing me?

Okay, she did not tell me that.

Yeah. I got that little rat.

heard of an email last night? My lawyer
told me it was the only way to get

through to someone like you. I told you
that Ann would do the right thing if she

just had the chance.

If that's so, why did she take it if she
didn't want to see Jeannie again?

Hey. You told everybody that?

Yeah, you didn't tell me that.

Do we really need the fucking GoPro for
this, Jack?

Okay, well, since everyone secretly
hates each other, I guess we should all

go home.

The suspect is armed and dangerous.

Move inside and do not leave until
further notice. Go, go, go, go. I told

too far of a state.

Good night.