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How was the honeymoon?

Better than I thought.

George has turned into a great lover.

I'm so happy for you.

I still missed you incredibly.

Hmm.

Bye.

Ew,

it's getting out of here.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

George, let me explain. Explain?

If this is what you're really like, you should have explained before the

wedding. George, please.

Explain to my attorney.

George, please.

Can I help you, ma 'am?

No, I just get my kicks beating up on my car.

Whatever. Hey, where are you going?

You need some help, you just say so.

Folks around these parts say what they mean.

Okay, I need help.

Please.

So what makes you think that I'm not from around here?

By his eyes, place is a hooker in the church.

Did you fix it?

Uh, no.

When was the last time you put oil in his baby?

Oil?

Well, I put gas in a couple hours ago.

Not quite the same thing.

Well, if you have some spare oil, I'll buy it and then I'll be on my way.

You're not supposed to be filling oil in an engine that's all seized up. Don't

work that way.

You can't fix it?

Afraid not.

You need a new one.

A new car?

Or a new engine.

Well, do you have a phone I can use? My cellular doesn't work out.

I'd be happy if I could use my phone.

I had one.

Shit.

I'll tell you what.

You can go on back to my place if you want with me.

Hank's gonna be going into town later on today.

You can go with him.

Find a phone there.

Cool.

Oh, ma 'am, it's hotter than hell in town, too.

Let's go.

Do you wait?

Don't you have a horse or something?

I don't have a horse.

I thought all cowboys were supposed to have horses.

Well, I guess I'm a quintessential cowboy.

Leather skin, eyes narrowed by the sun.

Good line, huh?

Got it from a movie.

You better put them shoes on. You won't be working barefoot around here.

Come on, let's go.

Looks like Hank's already been to town.

Was it that far? Couldn't you just drive me anyway?

Well, about 15 miles.

But Hank's kind of busy right now.

Well, what about when he's not busy anymore?

Usually he just passes out right where he lays.

Oh, that's so romantic.

Couldn't you just drive me?

It's Hank's truck.

So?

I don't drive Hank's truck.

Are they going to just do it out there where everybody can see them?

Usually ain't nobody here but me.

It's cooler out there.

Bye -bye.

Do you usually do it in the dark with the lights out?

I hope you're not doing it again.

Me?

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Sorry you missed Hank today.

Went into town pretty early.

That's okay.

What about these?

One pair of clean jeans is all I need.

Not for me.

Hand them over.

What?

I'll wash them. Hand them over.

You wouldn't be getting any ideas, but yeah.

Are you sure?

No.

Well, cowboy, I'm getting some ideas, and I plan to have you rolling in the

before the end of the day.

That's weird.

I haven't seen any hay around here.

Some cowboy.

No horse, no hay.

Since you've been staying a while, I'll bring you these.

Thank you.

Want to come inside and see what I did to the place?

Uh, no thanks. You know, people think us cowboys, we don't got nothing to do all

day. All we do is drink and chase women, but I got work to do.

Well, at least have something to eat.

Uh, I can't. I got work to do.

What's this asshole cowboy think?

He's gonna play hard to get with me?

Fuck that.

Come on back here, you little engine.

Sorry it's down in any and I ever heard. Hey, hey, wait a minute.

I gotta go use the outhouse. I'll be back in a minute. This is the bushes.

closer.

I'm an old -fashioned kind of gal.

I like the comforts of an outhouse in time of need.

Okay, then. I'll just wait in here.

I don't think so.

Oh, excuse me. I didn't know anybody was in here.

Hey, you fixed this place up nice.

Want a drink?

No, thanks.

Yeah, well, I'll be out of your hair just as soon as my girl gets out of the

outhouse. She's pretty.

She's got a nice body, too.

Are you okay?

Uh... Yeah, I just never heard a woman talk that way about another woman.

Are you a lesbian?

No. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I had to ask. A lot of that in the city going around

these days, I hear.

I like women.

Well, not like I like women.

Pretty much the same.

I thought you said you weren't a lesbian.

I'm not. I like men, too.

At the same time?

Sometimes.

I bet you would like to be with two women at the same time. No, I tried that

once, but it didn't work out.

They started fighting over me.

I bet you liked that.

Yeah.

Hey, what are you guys laughing at?

She thinks you're pretty.

And you think that's funny?

I got to use the tree.

You're kind of pretty, too.

Hank and I were just talking about how much it would turn a man on to be with

two women at once.

Especially if they like each other.

You a lesbian?

No.

That's good.

But what if Hank has sex with both of us and he likes you better and he dumps

me? No, that won't happen.

I'm after Cole after all, anyway.

Then why do you want to have sex with Hank and me?

Just to make Cole jealous.

How do you spell really?

You are I -N -A -T -E.

Wait, what's going on?

Is it okay, honey?

I guess so.

Holy darling.

Thank you.

That's all it is.

Back to normal.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh,

shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, since you're going to be moving in here and all, I just thought I'd set the

record straight so there's no confusion.

Now, you're one fine woman, don't get me wrong, but I'm just not a one -woman

man.

Don't worry.

It's not you I want.

It's not?

Well, who is it, then?

Oh, hell.

Uh, you were looking for Hank. He went into town.

No, I was looking for you.

Well, I'm busy.

Yeah, I can see that.

Hi.

I thought you went into town.

Well, I came back early. Come on in. I got a surprise for you. Don't want no

surprise. You'll want this surprise. Come on.

Look, she did it to make you jealous, pal. Now you've got to do the same.

What makes you think you know so much?

Well, look, I wouldn't have done it if I knew you had a thing for her. So, you

know, come on.

Oh, don't be crazy.

Come on, honey, show us your stuff.

I guess you must have been a bad girl.

Thank you.

Hunter?

What? Okay.

Come on, baby.

Try to take it off.

Oh, look.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

oh my god

No.

No, I don't need more.

I don't need more.

No, I don't need more. I don't need more.

I don't need more.

Bye.

You hungry?

I already ate.

I ate it myself.

Where are you going?

In town.

You're gonna kill both of us if you think you're gonna push this car 15

into town.

I want you to let Hank give you a ride and you can send it back to tow truck.

Why don't you just let me go my own way?

Why don't you stay?

I have nothing to stay for.

Come on, sugar. We can trade this old car in on a couple of horses and have us

some good times.

Is that a proposal?

Please stay.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Let me see.