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Think you've got yourself lady from Brazil!

You are even more beautiful in real life than on their profile picture.

Release her, your beast!

What are you waiting for, mom ?!

- Johnny is shot. - Who will be my best man now?

- I must have delivered a package to some friends. - If you can promise that it is not dangerous?

My name is Muhammad Abdul Aziz Ali. I would like to have confessed to a murder.

All I need is the who, what, where and why.

Perhaps the best we confer with Johnny before we make any advances towards her there.

- You do not work on any nail salon. - No.

Are you a ride home?

You could not imagine to help me a bit?

- No, I get so cold fingers. - Jaha?

Yes. Yes. But I'll see you later.

Neimen, the se ...

Norwegian lyrics: Ellen Prytz

- Ho, ho, ho! Are you going to the Christmas party? - Yes. But it is closed.

Merry Christmas, your jævla Communist!

- He is not one of them shot. - Are you sure?

Ok. You are safe.

Make it look like a random robbery.

When you take it, I'll take this one. I am so fond of pink gold, you know.

Hollywood Star and precious friend Hayden Panettiere blogged today about -

- The Norwegian authorities doing enough to help Heikki, the stranded whale.

So, guys ... What do you think 'a, guys? This is real.

A Norwegian has been arrested in Brazil on suspicion of drug trafficking.

The 38-year-old Roar Lien from Lillehammer was arrested this morning.

I will just say that I am innocent! This is wrong!

Brazilian authorities believe Lien planned -

- To use a wedding cruise to smuggle 10 kg of cocaine.

When were you going to tell us smuggle cocaine?

No, he is innocent! He never said anything about cocaine.

I am 100 percent sure that he is innocent. Or 98 percent sure.

- 98 or 100? - It does not matter well?

He is my brother. He is the only brother I have.

To.

Looks like someone has made a smooth paint job here.

It is not painting.

S ... so what happened?

He snores too much.

Hey, hey! So nice to see everyone.

Welcome to sinnemestrings- group today. Is it good?

- Hei fair! Her vi is in full swing. - Hey, hey! Thank you.

This here is Muhammad. He shall comply with anger management group ahead now.

Yes. Hello, everyone. Very nice.

People get the happy little frightened when they meet us Muslims.

Argh!

So I thought I'd start with a little disarming comment immediately.

What do you say to a Muslim when he stands with his hand, away up the connection on a camel?

- Do you have engine trouble? - It was a bit festive.

This Muslim is a spotter.

I actually understand what you are saying.

My wife will cut off your balls, your gay.

Nei! Nei, Rashid! Nei, Rashid! Stop!

We have agreed here, everyone: In this group we speak Norwegian. Ok?

Yes ... Maybe you would like to tell a little about how you came to us?

Yes. It has been tough Sånn at ...

I killed a fucking great girl named Randi. Named Randi.

We had some professional disagreements, -

- And then I lost control completely.

So it is just to watch out, Rashid!

I was just kidding. I was just joking.

Important to fool around a bit when it comes to serious things like murder.

Yes ... Do not know if there is someone else who knows that they are a bit like angry -

- And who wants to share something now today, or ...?

I'm just a maxi taxi-driver from Norway. I do not think I can do this.

- Do not think so much. - But my mate cell killing people.

- Cut it out! - Sorry.

Listen, partner ... To show fear is to invite the devil. Prison is hell.

A man in prison, have no choice but to embrace the flames.

Eat the fucking food, now!

- Hey. Welcome. - Torgeir Lien.

You have our full sympathy, Torgeir. We work hard to help you.

Good, because my brother is innocent. 100 percent innocent.

Now we gather information about Roars situation.

We have also put together a group of crisis management psychologists.

To help you through this difficult time.

With all due respect ... Will you help us, please send the Norwegian Special Forces!

Sorry, but I do not think you understand how carefully such situations should be handled.

I am American. We know what to do when a banana republic messing with us!

Sorry, but I have a meeting at. 10. We come back to you as ...

Hey, hey, hey! We're not done! To hell with your meeting!

I go and talk to them.

- I ... I do not think there are any good ... - You heard what he said? Special forces.

Sorry, but you have to come back another day.

- And ... who are you? - A mate is in jail in Brazil -

- And we need Mr. Secretary of State now. There is life and death.

This also applies to life or death. A beautiful blue whale stranded in Lofoten.

A blue whale? So what? What is this "Release Willy free" -tullet?

Please. You stand in my way and I'll save a whale!

Hey, you! You do not touch him! Hold up, 'a!

- All right, calm buffs descend! Ro buffs descend! - I am calm, I am. I am calm.

- All right? Ok? - All right.

Take the fun! Take the fun!

And so we find at no more bull today. Ok?

- And, and, and. Dra til hell! - And.

Where Do We Go Now?

Helicopter?

He came in with the tide, so the only way to offshore of the mainland.

How much will this campaign cost?

- No, here you can just forget. - I do not think you quite understand the gravity of ...

- You almost get here a little. - I'm sorry, I have to ...

It is a shame that the world's richest countries can not protect their own citizens!

This man's innocent brother has been arrested in Latin America for no reason!

How is this for you? You are the middle of it. Do you miss your brother?

Yes, you can be the si ... I'm happy for him.

And what does the government do about it? Absolutely nothing!

We fly to Rio tomorrow morning. I just hope we get time.

A STRONG vitnesbyrd that, therefore, the lack of Norwegian crisis management.

Ida-order two tickets to Rio.

- Would you like a taste? - I grew from trash meat puberty.

I have eaten kebab for twenty years, I, as my immune system is super strong.

- How is the immune system? - I just ... I'm fine.

I'm probably just jet-lagged. Nothing ...

Oh, Alex.

OMG ... They get well a few good years before menopause.

No, she is second.

Wow! Where did that come from?

- Eh ... the Internet. - I need to get me one like the Internet.

- Hey! - Hey! Good to see you, Torgeir.

I ... I just ... take a quick look at the hotel. If only ...

- What's with him? - He has only tasted the local cuisine.

- Johnny. - Alex.

Settle down.

Your heart pounding like a herd wild bulls.

Fats that you wrote the script for "Half sister". How did you all there?

- I smoked a lot of crack at the time. - Fats.

I'm not a lady.

See there. Washing Dama similar on the Héctor Rossi.

Look, boys! Where is the Double Héctor Rossi!

What the heck is this?

Come here, Hectorina! Look at this!

Will you let the little idiot humiliate you in front of everyone?

It was Gringo!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Fights! Fights! Fights!

- Take the worry. - You will die, your jævel!

What in the ...

Cake Questions, questions cake, cake questions, cake questions!

Ok, ok, guys. You will get brownie issues.

- History, it was not what we were? - Yes.

Which royal family of Henry the 8th?

Could not get any better question, then?

Yes, where I actually think that I can be of help.

If you need one for the team?

- Guys, now I got a little bad vibes here. - Did I say something gærent?

- You do not know me again, right? - No, it ...

2006. Sak 17 B. term uføretrygd.

- Refused the officer Johansen. - You had much longer hair then.

Much was different then.

Can we not turn a line over there? It's almost ten years ago.

Guys, we play another day.

Å, Gud.

Only you're not mad at me, I do not care about these issues.

- Everyone is entitled ... - Shut up!

It is not allowed "Feike" Muslims here.

Cheers!

So ... how long have we known each other now? One hour?

- Can I ask you a personal question? - Yeah, come on.

Do you love him?

Yes. He is nice.

Nice?

Johnny ... You live in the richest countries.

- You can allow yourself to have feelings. - Ok.

What happens if you meet one ... you really fall for?

Sorry, I'll just ...

Hey, Dad. How to ...? At the hospital? Excuse me.

What has happened? I take a taxi. We'll see.

I orden old?

No. There has been a fight in prison, and my brother was stabbed.

- How bad is it? - Do not know. He is in the hospital.

Sorry, Johnny. I must visit him. Sorry.

Where Roar innblandet?

Look at her!

Excuse? I will visit Roar Lien.

- Section 3 - Ok.

No. You are ... You are wrong ... wrong place.

Oh, my beloved.

You're in the wrong pigeonhole.

Tell me about the firm thighs.

Eh ... I'm sorry?

A blind pervert took the stall to my brother, so I ...

Gringo was sent to the department for perverts!

Sorry misunderstanding. Try Division 2.

Hello.

Is it good?

In.

We are fixing it here. We fixing it.

It runs fine. We will be in mass important meetings tomorrow, so it's fine.

- I'll never get out of here. - Do not talk like that. Just do not talk like that.

- What's that all about? - I'll never get out of here, Torgeir.

It is Wagner who send death message from ill living room. He will take me.

- Who is Wagner? - He must ta meg.

Roar!

We'll get you out of here, Roar! We'll get you out!

The head of the Brazilian delegation meets us at the consulate about a half hour.

The meeting comes to the Amazon Fund, but we get 5 min to discuss Liens case afterwards.

But let me take the talking. You should only play the role of the grieving family.

It is your tribe. You know the jargon.

- Going on beach trip? - Hae?

You're not going to meet Anton Ortiz in short pants?

I take the lower part of me before I meet officialdom. Is not completely idiot.

No, no, of course not. I go and see if the driver has come.

- What is it? - Disset he me?

- No. He's just jealous. - Yes.

Environmentalists poured in, day out in the streets to protest against whaling.

The reason is the stranded whales in whaling nation Norway.

Stop killing whales! Stop killing whales!

You have no right to treat whales like that!

It's a fish! Who cares ...

Go back to Norway, assholes!

Idioter, ass.

- Is it well with you? - Yes. Must attach to my pants. Toilet?

We Ortiz in the back door, so he is aware this.

Sorry, but there is no meeting. Ortiz will have no contact with Norway -

- As long as there is so much negative attention.

- How about Roar, then? - Listen ...

Climate and forest initiative is our most prestigious project.

- Do not risk it for a drug smuggler. - Alleged drug smuggler!

This is politics. It's not about how things are but how they work.

Ida, we need to call the press department and start the fire fighting here.

You'll just have to wait.

And, hallo?

What is it?

- They canceled the meeting. - What? Cancelled they?

Nei ... Hva?

But how ...?

Now it will be good to get blown out a bit after that day here.

- There's nothing like skiing in the tropical sun. - Absolutely.

Please wait.

- Do not forget your sports drink. -Obrigado.

Must drink.

The!

What are you doing here? I have not opened yet.

Fine.

Who hired you to snoop around outside massage our institute?

I do not snoop around somewhere, I! And now I think you can go!

The! The!

Treat ... Excuse me, but ... where am I?

Not English.

Be ... Sorry.

- Hello? That's Johnny. We are worried about you.

I think ... I'm about to go mad.

What has happened? We wondered what had become of you. Where are you?

I have no idea ... I have no idea. It is ...

Wait, that's ...

"Eros Motel Vidigal".

Wait there, so we come.

Ok, it's ...

Yes, G is ...

I'm really sorry, it's ... It's ...

Someone must have drugged me. I remember nothing.

You must have rolled right into the wrong neighborhood.

Thank you. Thank you.

- What are we doing? - Let's see ...

- Oh, lord ... - Oh, lord ...

It seems like these girls are doing a kind of blackmail.

They filmed you while you were doing things that may be illegal in Norway.

Wha will they?

What they want is that you start to do something Roars situation!

Do something!

It ... It's you! It is you who is behind this extortion!

Blackmail is an ugly word. Call it a wake.

What matters now is what you are willing to do to prevent this from coming out.

I'll tell the police what really happened!

You can do this, but a wise man once said to me:

"Politics is about how things work."

It looks like someone has enjoyed themselves very much.

Do you think they are buying "They drugged me and forced me to do it" -

- When this ends up in the inbox of all the world's embassies?

So you like doggy style? Woof-Woof!

Ok, fine. What ... What do you want me to do?

In Vesterålen things happen. These pictures you see here will be military helicopter -

- That is the way of carrying Heikki back in safety.

You lie and watching tv all day.

Do not you like that beast like that must have air?

Yes, but you can not take her, then? It's so damn cold.

Realize that it is difficult to move from the life you had in Oslo, but enough is enough!

It's more life in the beach whale than you!

State Secretary at UD, Rolv Ekern, ga today this comment:

We are happy that we won the show that the Norwegian government takes animal welfare in earnest.

I like the way you handled the whale case on.

You know us. Animal Rights is a proud Norwegian tradition.

- Have you seen the offer we sent? - Yes, I have. It is ...

I understand. $ 3,000 per acre is a bit much.

We had actually planned to pay prisforlan- Genda this time. It's just ...

- We need a return. - Jaha?

That the leaders løslater a Norwegian prisoner.

Are you trying to bribe me, Mr. Ekern?

You know, Anton? May I say Anton? We are very proud of Rolf in Norway.

He is one of our best diplomats, but business has he not learn.

We had envisaged around 5000 times the 750 hectares theirs.

What do you say to that?

What is the total amount?

Approximately $ 3.75 million.

Well ... To rectify human rights violations have always been very important to me.

What is the prisoner?

I said nothing to that pig! Not a word I said!

We should take them, Laila. Try to get in a little nourishment.

- Arne, we must strike at these guys today. - The boss has asked us to keep us quiet.

Now you are a leader, and they take care of their people.

Do you think Johnny wanted to ease her go ustraffa?

- He would not. - All right, I'll call one of the guys.

- Is it good? - Mm.

Hello.

Where are they going? Believed you were saying they had to be here, I am.

They are well somewhere around here.

Here's share theirs.

Good. We are on the right path.

It's just as well to have a massage while we wait?

- Maybe a little suspicious to just stand here. - I think you're right.

... The Åh, yes. Åh ...

A little further down. Yes, oh ...

Aah ... Ja ...

- Faen! - Hey, din homse.

Arne! Get the hell out! Get out!

Hei!

Not here!

- Who is it? -Alex.

- To. - To.

- You know we'll get him yet? - Yes, I know.

I came here to say that I will be with you -

- For Oscarito have surgery tomorrow.

- I hope it goes well with him. - Yes.

I hold on to pack a little.

I wish you did not have to go so soon.

We should get out of town before they change their minds.

But take it easy, he will contact you.

I was not talking about the Roar.

- That was not a good idea. - No.

-Johnny? - It's Torgeir.

What ...?

-Johnny? - a moment!

- To. - To!

- I will not fuss at you, but we must go. - I know. I fell asleep.

Yes. OK.

Have you got yourself a new belt, or?

- What? - Yes.

Yes ... Eh ...

Alex came by and said that she could not be with us. Family Crisis.

Then she would leave this as a gift ... release the Roar. Nice.

A damebelte? It was a nice gift for a ...

Well ... The youth nowadays. Not easy to be wise in.

- Deeds. - I'll be right.

- Have you changed your perfume, or? - Oh, room sprays, you mean?

- What do you think? - Smells a bit gay if you ask me.

- I'll get another. - Ok.

When Heikki beach, I thought we had a problem. But we had a challenge.

And it can Tormod from Greenpeace tell you more about.

Heikki was hard dehydrert, Heikki had it it hurt.

We have kept him in the harbor for a few days now to build up his health.

But thanks to international pressure and hard work from all of us at Greenpeace -

- Then Heikki ready for freedom!

I know that many were excited when Hayden Panettiere would open the floodgates for Heikki.

Unfortunately Hayden double booked up.

She was on Letterman, and we must respect.

But we got an adequate substitute:

The whale's namesake Heikki Holmås!

It was actually the movie "Free Willy" which meant that I was engaged environment.

Therefore, it is a great honor for meg å get to be here with leaders today.

For me socialism that everyone should have the right to equal opportunities.

And when Heikki lay of the land, did not he same opportunities as the other whales.

Now we have together given that Heikki will get the opportunities again.

La Heikki leve!

The ute he han!

Good luck, Heikki!

I knew that here was a jÃ|vlig bad idea, Roy.

Relaxed av. They simply have no idea who we are, again, the derre Balts.