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Naughty America, nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Hi, I'm Jeff, your producer for the day.

Julia, nice to meet you.

How are you?

I'm really good, thank you.

Yeah, so I got your number because I'm getting ready to put my house on the market.

And I have some really big plans coming up.

I'm thinking about retiring, maybe out of white or something.

I want to buy something really nice.

So I've kind of heard that you're really good at your job.

And I'm hoping that there's like a certain number I have in my mind that you need the house to a place for.

Okay, well we can check it all out and make sure we can get LHB kind of ballparked there.

Well, let me start by saying, you know, I've made lots of upgrades in the house.

Okay, that's good.

Everything I did, it was really good quality, you know, top of the line appliances and things.

Oh, okay, so you've got a lot of good appliances.

We'll just double check those to make sure they're in working order.

Right, right.

Yeah, so I was thinking actually we could start in the bedroom

because I've really done a lot in there and it's my favorite room.

So, yeah, maybe let's start there.

You can go out from there and you can look at the other rooms.

Yeah, I mean, I normally get started in the living room area.

It's actually an office.

We work our way to the back.

Yeah.

Kind of like a mess.

Yeah.

Well, I'm kind of hoping maybe to just change your method

because I think you really need to trust me that the bedroom is the place to start.

It's a really great room.

Is there like some sort of painting position or stuff in there?

You know, you really have to see for yourself, honestly.

Can we deviate from the usual plan?

Okay.

Does it really matter when he's back to you?

No, you're the customer.

Whatever you want.

Great, great.

I really think this is going to help the appraisal.

Absolutely.

Come on.

Okay, come on.

I really, really think you're going to like it.

It's a wonderful room.

There's not really many upgrades in there.

Well, no, no.

I mean, I recently had the walls painted and the carpet new and the bed.

I figured I would sell it with the house.

So it would just be, you know, probably a great bed.

Oh, you want to fill a furnace?

Well, I mean, at least the bed.

It might add like five, maybe 10,000 for all of your furniture so far.

There's not much quality furniture.

Yeah, well, I sort of have a price in mind that I really need to get to.

Yeah, I know.

It's going to be a little lenient, though.

What do you have in mind?

I'm kind of thinking like half a million or something.

Five hundred thousand?

Yeah, like five hundred thousand.

You're joking, right?

No.

Of course I'm not joking.

Just from walking from the front door to here, maybe like 3,200.

I could be generous and have like maybe 10, maybe 20 on there,

but like there's just no way.

Even if it's furnished, maybe 350.

Like you're pushing a toss or something.

I don't know about this.

There's got to be a way.

I mean, honestly, there has to be a way to upgrade the house more than that.

I mean, the bed, the mattress, the mattress alone.

I mean, look, I mean, this mattress, it's so comfortable.

I really should try it out.

Okay.

I mean, we can add that on there.

You know, it'll look good.

No, I know.

But honestly, it doesn't just look at it.

I mean, you can't really tell.

You really should have a tentacle.

It's so cushy.

It feels like you're missing springs or something.

No, no, absolutely not.

I've hardly used this bed maybe just a few times.

You really overwash it.

I mean, it's pretty rough texture.

That's just the bedspread.

That's just the bedspread.

We can always upgrade the bedspread.

I don't know if I could do that.

It's a little...

Come on.

I think we can.

We can work out a deal, don't you think?

There's got to be something that we can do.

I mean, honestly, you should just really try...

Just try the bed.

You should just...

Yeah, the bed's fine.

There has to be a way.

We can just discuss this a little bit.

Maybe we can do some upgrades or we can add some extra stuff to the house.

You know, it's not about adding a few things myself,

but just with the experience of today,

I think we should add a little something to it.

And I'm sure by the time we're done with the appraisal

and he's seen the rest of the house, maybe...

Yeah, we could...

Show me the rest of the house.

I think that maybe we could start here, though.

I think...

The bedroom looks great.

We should go...

You really just need to relax.

I think we should just...

You talk a lot.

That's talking.

More appraisal.

How about if I just push that...

400 is good, yeah?

400 is good.

No, I think we still have 100 grand to go.

Yeah, 400.

That's it.

I bet you...

Final offer.

I bet you we could get the house and go for an easy five.

Are you sure you don't want to show me the rest of the house?

Oh, um, you know...

Maybe there was some really nice artwork in the front.

We can, you know, up the valley for that.

I think we're going to start right here.

For the negotiation.

I'm sure by the end of it you'll see it, my guy.

I'm sure we can come up on five, don't you think?

I think we can come up on five.

Just a little bit.

Yeah, it's definitely coming up.

So, shh.

Okay.

Okay.

Get on board.

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All right.

You'll be staying at my way in no time.

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I still think there's room for growth.

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Do you want to get more comfortable?

I think you should back up and feel a little bit more.

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Do I get my $500

For the house?

Sure

I'll just send you the report in the mail

You're amazing

You are too and

Let yourself out

I'm just gonna lay here for

a little bit

$500,000

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