All language subtitles for charlies.angels.s03e09.remastered.bdrip.x264-rovers-en

Once upon a time,

there were three little girls
who went to the police academy--

two in Los Ange/es,

the other in San Francisco--

and they were each assigned
very hazardous duties.

[Buzzing]

But i took them away from all that,
and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

Evening.

[ Gasping/

[Footsteps Departing]

Oh-Oh! Sorry.

May/help you?
Oh, Mr. Anderson.

You've got to
do something.

There's a murderer
aboard this ship.
You've seen someone killed?

No, no, no.
It was in Philadelphia.

I'm sorry, ldon’t seem
to be able to follow you.

Listen, please.

My name is Lisa Blake.
I'm from Philadelphia.

That man's picture was
in the newspaper there
and on television.

He murdered his wife!

His name is... Thatcher!

And you've seen him
aboard this ship?

He's in the stateroom
across from mine.

J-- J-142, I think.

All right.
Please, come with me.

[Breathes Heavily]
It'll be all right.

There's a Mr. Cardenas
registered in this stateroom.

His name is Thatcher.
His picture was in
all the papers.

Are you sure?
Oh, please, believe me.
You've got to do something.

All right. Now go back
to your cabin. Lock your door.

I'll go get Captain Brunner.
All right.

Don't worry,
I'll be right back.
Oh, thank you.

[Door Closes /

[Knocking]
[ Gasps ]

Who is it?

[Man ]
Steward, ma 'am.
Purser sent me.

[Gasps]
You forgot
your murder mystery.

[Whimpering]

No. Not
[Screams]

[ ll/lan ] They tried to make it
look like an accident,
but l'm sure it was murder.

Her name was Lisa Blake.

Only 23 years old, she was.

And the story
that she told the purser
was true, Captain Jack?

[Charlie 0n Speakerphone ]
That's right, Kris.
The man Lisa identified...

escaped on his way
to prison outside
Philadelphia.

And he's vanished too.
He probably left the ship
when it reached Brazil.

Uh-huh. He isn't the first
criminal to skip the country
in the past few months.

Authorities are certain that
somebody is helping them.

And now it looks like
they're using my ship,
the Southern Queen,

as the base for their
filthy operations.

id like
to get me hands on them.

Do you have any idea
who they might be?

Well, on two occasions...

the trail led to a bar
in L.A....

named Shanghai Shanty--

[Slide Projector Shuttles ]

but the trail went cold there.

There is a steward, though,
aboard the Southern Queen...

by the name of Leo Sanchez,

and he has a criminal record
of his own.

Guess where he spends most of
his time when he's in port?

The Shanghai Shanty?

Mm-hmm.
Hmm.

And I'll bet there's
a reason that he hasn't
been picked up yet.

- Right again.
Leo is just hired help.
- [ Slide Shuffles ]

l'rn sure he's working for
someone else aboard the ship.

So, Angels, you're taking
a cruise on the Southern Queen.

- [Slide Shuttles ]
- Now, the captain
is James Brunner.

He won 't know
your real identities,
so you're on your own.

Your assignment is to find out
who is running the operation
and to break it up.

So we'll all need
to have a cover,

but one of you
will have to be
a wanted criminal--

tough, streetwise...

and capable of anything.

Wait a minute!

Why are you
looking at me?

Yeah.

Aww!

[Chattering]

[No Audible Dialogue]

Hey, Leo,
mind if I sit down?

Hey, come on, honey. Get lost.
Hey, look I traveled
3,000 miles to talk to you.

I been sleepin' in barns
and eatin' bananas.
Now you gotta listen to me.

I'm listening.
Okay. My name
is Sabrina Lampone.

Lampone?
That's right.
Uncle Vito is my uncle.

Uh, you did sometime
with him up at "the Q."

Did we?
on, please, come on.
I don't have time for this.

I'm in a lot
of trouble back in New York.

What kind of trouble?
Well, the kind that
don't get fixed so easy.

There was this
union pension plan
that lwas in charge of.

A lot of money,
and it was missing--
I don't know how it got lost.

Uncle Vito thought maybe it
would be a little more

healthier for
me if I left there,

being that such I'm
a delicate girl and all.
[Slurps]

What does that
got to do with me?

Well, Uncle Vito thought that
I could use a little vacation,
you know what I mean?

Get a little rest, and,
uh, he highly
recommended your,

uh-- your travel agency.

[Chuckles]
He did, huh?
Yeah, he did.

I hear Rio is real lovely
this time of the year.

Just the place for somebody
trying to get away
from it all.

- Yeah, like me.
- Overhead is really way up.

How much?

We got to get you some
traveling clothes
and a passport.

Okay. Yeah, look,
you don't have to worry
about the money, because l--

Well, you know, I recently
came into a whole lot of cash.

Oh, yeah.
What you got in there?

Just my dirty clothes,
that's all.

You don't have to worry
about it. You will get
your money, okay?

Okay, I got to check first.

It should be okay.
It's going to cost you 50,000.

[ Sighs ]
Cash up front.

Fifty? Pretty steep.

Honey, this is a deluxe store.

Okay, I got about
10 grand in here.

Uncle Vito will be
very, very appreciative.

- What name do you want
on your passport?
- Duncan.

I'll use my first name,
Sabrina, and I'll use Duncan,
Sabrina Duncan.

Sounds good.
Now listen. Listen carefully.

Southern Queen
sails Friday morning at 7:00.

Southern Queen at 7:00.

Be on time.

For sure. Okay, uh, look, um,
I'm gonna get outta here now,
and, uh,

| just wanna tell ya how much
I appreciate it, and, uh,
thanks a lot for lunch.

[Footsteps Departing]

leo's not the head man.
There is somebody else
in charge.

Well, | tell you this.
If he does any checking,

Charlie has fixed it
so he will find rumors
of a big pension swindle...

circulating in
the New York underworld,

and the name Lampone
will figure prominently.

And also, Captain McGuire
has pulled a few strings.

Oh, well,
it was my pleasure.

They'll no longer let me weigh
anchor, but they will still
allow me pull a few strings.

How do you like my new
activities director?
She'll be ready.

She'll also have shoulders
like Joan Crawford
ifshe keeps this up.

That was the dress.

Just exactly what will she
be directing, Captain?

We||-- [Clears Throat]
since we call this our
"swinging singles" cruise--

[Chuckles]
Well, you can take it
from there.

Oh, well,
that's very interesting.

Ah, Bosley will love
the "swinging singles" cruise.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

That is,
if he gets a new tie.
New tie?

Yes, Bosley.
[ Chuckles ]
Not polka dots.

You see, you want
to look sharp.
[Snaps Fingers]

What's the matter
with polka dots?

Well-- [Clears Throat]
I guess there's nothing more
for me to do...

but to wish you
all good luck--
Oh.

and bon voyage.

Thanks.
I really like
polka dots.

Oh, Bosley.
I think they're
very sharp.

[Horn Blows]

Hello, uh, Duncan,
Miss S. Duncan.

Oh, hello. I'm Kelly Garrett,
your activities director.

Oh, activities director.
Well, you look very nice.

Uh, Miss Duncan,
you're in stateroom F139.
Yeah.

The steward
will show you the way.

A steward? Great, great.
Which way? Oh.
[ Leo ] This way, please.

Uh, this way.
This way? Great.

Good morning.

Sunstroke.
I beg your pardon?

Sunstroke.
Did you see the complexion?

Whoa.
Keep an eye on him.
Oh.

[Chuckles]
Okay.

Oh, Kelly,
this is Doc Harris,
the ship's doctor.

He's a good man
to know.
Hi.

I'm a good man to know
if you like gin.

We can either play it
or drink it. It's your choice.

How about some
free medical advice?
Oh, sure, anytime.

It'll be worth
the price too.

Hi.

Heart palpitations.
See that hypertension?

I keep a mental list
of all my potential patients.

Well, with any luck,
she'll have her breakdown
after we get her home.

[ Laughs]
Do you detect any signs
of stress in me, Doctor?

Oh, no. You're fine.

But when you're around,
l have a few problems.

I like this crew,
don't you, Ben?

I wished they all
looked like that.

Visit my dispensary...
anytime.
Okay.

Kelly, you better get
to your desk.

The sports nuts will be
lining up for equipment
even as we speak.

Okay.
I'll see you later.
Bye.

Uh, welcome to
the Southern Queen.

Forget the Queen, honey.

Where's the king?

[Horn Blows]

[Chattering]

[Metal Clanks ]

[Kelly Grunts]
Are you all right?

Yes, I think so.
Thank you.

Well, good.
You weren't on my list
of potential patients.

[ Creaking ]
i don't understand it.

How could that have fallen?

- I don't understand it
either.
- Doc!

She's all right, Captain.

[Horn Blows]

So l checked with Bree,
and Leo was with her
when that equipment fell

So somebody else out it loose.
Huh.
The captain was nearby,

and so was Doc Harris
and some others.

Well, nobody's supposed
to know who you are.
Something's gone wrong.

I guess so. It was definitely
not an accident.

That rope was cut.

Well, |-- [Smacks Lips]
| suggest a new game
plan then,

and you be careful.

Ah. There's a musician
by the name of Mark Correll
playing in the lounge.

He was on board
when Lisa Blake disappeared.

Okay, I'll check him out
right now.
All righty.

t [Disco]

No, no, no. Hold it, hold it,
hold it, gentlemen.
I [ Stops]

The first instrument to finish
doesn't win a prize.

This is not a race,
you see.

Now let's try it
one more time from the--

[Exhales]
Well, forget that.
Take a break.

Euterpe.

| what?
Euterpe.

She was one of the nine muses.

Goddess of music...

and lyric poetry.

You remind me of her.

[Giggles]

Let's see.
There you are.

Well, that's terrific.
Thank you.

It's even better than
the other one.

The other one?
What other one?
You don't remember.

Well, no, no, no. Sure, I do.
Now, just give me a second.
It'll come.

That's very disappointing,
you know.

I saw that you
were on the ship
and I thought that we could--

Well, we can. We can.

Well, if it wasn't that
memorable the first time--
But it was--

You just, uh--
You caught me at a bad time.

I'm breakin' in a--
a new group over there, and--
[Giggles]

it's always kind of a pain.
Oh, what happened
to the old group?

Well, you know,
they don't pay that much bread
on these cruises,

and once the novelty of being
on a ship wears off, well,
you know, they kinda split.

Hmm. The novelty hasn't
worn out for you though.

No, I like the sea air.

Good. Maybe it'll
refresh your memory.

[Chuckles]

Uh, right around
to the left. Okay.

Hi, can I help you?
I wanted to play Ping-Pong.

Well, you've come
to the right spot.

Well, I don't--
I don't have anyone
on the ship to play with.

i mean, i don 't know anyone.
Oh, well, this is
a singles cruise.

You shouldn't have
any trouble meeting people.

But everyone is so young.

Hey, don't sell yourself
short. You look terrific.

Oh, thank you.
I wasn't sure what to wear.

Oh, this is
your first cruise?

It's my first everything
for a long time.

You see, I, um--
[Smacks Lips]

Well, I lost my husband
just last year.

i guess l'rn a little
out of practice.

Well, let's see
what we can do about that.
What is your name?

Oh, Joan. Joan Sayers.

Joan, you're about to have
the greatest Ping-Pong game
of your life. Come on.

Oh.
Let's go over
here a minute.

Mr. Bosley?
Oh, yes.

Thanks.
You're welcome.

Uh, John Bosley,
Joan Sayers.

Oh, how do you do?
Hello, Mr. Bosley.

I'm afraid we don't have
a golf course on board.

- How's your Ping-Pong?
- Oh, well, pretty good.

As a matter of fact,
my freshman year in college,

l was known
as the sultan of slam.

- It's all in the wrist.
- I'm afraid
I'm really not very good.

Oh, don't worry about that.
It would be my pleasure.
I'd love to teach you.

Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.

Okay, now try
and look refined.

Oh, come on.
You know what I mean.

Hey, wait a minute.
Sabrina Lampone
might have chewed gum,

but Sabrina Duncan
does not, right?

I put it
on the roof of my mouth.

[ Si'ghs ]
Okay.

[ Shutter Clicks ]

[Ping-Pong Ball Bouncing]

[ Groans ]

21-4.
My game again, I think.
That's right.

You know, John, | find
Ping-Pong very exhilarating,
don't you?

Oh, yes, very exhilarating. As
a matter of fact, so much so,

that I would love
a cold drink.

How about you?
Uh, one more quick game, huh?

No, no, no. Not until
I recharge my batteries.

All right. Thank you.
I would love a drink.

Say, tell me.
Was your husband an athlete?

Les? Oh, Les, was a dear,
but, uh, he hated to lose.

Oh. Well, Joan, lwill be
happy to lose to you anytime.

Thank you very much.
[Giggles]

Miss Garrett?
We haven't met.
I'm Captain Brunner.

You run a beautiful ship,
Captain.

- Yes.
Well, I've always thought so.
- Is something the matter?

You know, I've been skipper
of the Southern Queen
for over a year now,

and my ability to command has
never been questioned before.

Well, I don't understand.

Jack McGuire
should have come to me first,
before he hired a detective.

What did he tell you?

You're here to investigate
Lisa Blake's death.

Now, i handed in my report.
The girl was hysterical
and confused.

Her death was very sad,
but it was an accident.

There seem to be a lot
of accidents on this ship.

A piece of heavy equipment
almost fell on me, Captain.

Accidents happen to people
who are accident prone,
Miss Garrett.

That woman '5 death
had nothing whatsoever
to do with me or my ship.

| see.

[Chattering]

t [Jazz Pop]

P [ Ends]
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

We're going to take
a short break. Be back
in about 15. Thank you.

[ Chattering Continues]

Hi.
Hi.

- Buy you a drink?
-I have one, thank you.

Have another.

For old times' sake.

You remembered?

Of course. I never forgot.

You knew that.

[ Laughs]
The little bar
at the end ofthe pier.

Right.

And then it rained.

It was beautiful.

Where was it?

Tip-Top Club,
Saginaw, right?

Ahhl Wrong.

Wrong. Where?

Kelly?
Oh, hi.

Hey, you don't have to do
that. One of the deck crew
will take care ofthose.

Yourjob is fun and games,
remember?
Fun and games, huh?

Would you please
tell my feet that?

Oh, here, somebody
left this at the desk for you.

l'll bet it’s your first
fan letter or, uh,

maybe a marriage proposal?

It's a proposal, all right.
I'm not sure marriage
goes along with it.

Yeah, I'll bet
you get a lot ofthose.

How long have you been
aboard the Queen, Ben?

Oh, Her Majesty and l
have been acquainted
for eight months.

Huh. Do you like it?
One crisis after another?

Well, it's not bad.
A big crisis is usually
a severe case of sunburn.

Somebody told me
a passenger on the last voyage
fell overboard.

A young woman.
Who told you that?

Well, is it true? Did she?

Yeah.

look, Kelly,
i don't know who
told you that,

but Captain Brunner has given
all of us strict orders
not to talk about it.

So you'd better just stick
to fun and games, okay?
Okay.

Well, I'm still short costumes
for the party tomorrow night,
So I'll see you later.

Yeah.

Pretty girl, huh?

Trying to make time,
Ben?
No.

I'm trying to find out why
she's really aboard this ship.

Hi.
Hi. Someone just
sent me this.

"Lisa Blake did not
fall overboard accidentally.

Boiler room, 9:00."

It could be one of the crew.
They've been ordered not to
talk by Captain Brunner.

It could also be a trap.
I know. I'll be careful.

Okay.

[Machinery Whirring ]

[ Whirr/ng Continues]

[Sighs]

It's already past 9:00.
Kelly ought to be back by now.

Listen, if anybody stops us,
we'll just say we're lost.
Come on.

I'll get an extinguisher.

[Kris ]
Kelly!

[Coughing]

[Coughing]

K el/yl
Now put this around you.

Okay. Ready?
Hold on to me. Let's go.

Oh, are you all right?

Are you okay?

Ooh.

Hiya.
Uh-oh. What happened?
Hi.

It's okay.
Somebody tried to burn
Kelly up in the boiler room.

You all right?
Yeah.

It was a setup.
Somebody poured fuel oil
all over the floor.

Who gave you that note?
Ben Anderson.

You know, this place
is crawling with suspects.

Now, they just took
my passport photo on the ship.

So that means
the photographer's in
on it too.

And you know what?
Mark Correll
is a terrific artist.

He does all these nice,
little detailed sketches.

He could he doing
the passport johs.

You think you can get a look
around his cabin?

I don't think
that's gonna be a problem.

The problem is somebody's
trying to kill Kelly,

and we've got to break
this thing open and fast.

Yeah, Bosley's right.
And I think maybe it's
up to me.

- What are you gonna do?
- Well, stir up a little
trouble, see what happens.

This is not safe.
I told you I would
contact you.

Now, here's your passport.
Look, a lot of good
that's gonna do me,

ifthere are cops crawling
all over this boat--
Shh!

by the time we get to Rio.
Cops?

What are you talking about?

Somebody tried to kill the
activities director
last night.

Yeah? I didn't hear anything
about that.

Oh, yeah? You're the only one
on the boat that didn 't.

If it hadn't been for
two passengers found her,
she'd be dead.

- Is she a cop orwhat?
- How do I know?

look, Leo, l'rn payin' you
a lot of money to get away
from the law,

and you're gonna put me
in the middle of a
murder case.

Tell you what,
i don't trust you
anymore, okay?

I don't deal with people
that I don't trust. Uncle Vito
told me, go to the top man.

You're not bright enough
and tough enough to be
the top man.

You tell me who he is right
now, 'cause I gotta talk to
him, all right?

He doesn't do that.
Now you listen.

You back out on our deal,
and maybe youl/ never
get off this boat.

Don't you threaten me.
Because the Lampone family
has your name, okay?

Anything happens to me,
you're in hot water up
to here.

i tell you what, teo,
you tell the top man i wanna
talk to him real soon.

Okay, Leo?

[ Click]

[ Gunshot]

My first husband, Ernest,
taught me how to shoot.
Pull.

[ Click]
Pull.

[ Shell Casing Clatters ]
Hey.

Oh. Hi, Doc. Do you want
to check out a costume
for tonight?

No, I don't need a costume,
my dear.

l pretend to be sober.
That's my guise. What
about you?

No chance for Lady Godiva,
i guess?
No, I wouldn't count on it.

Hear you had a little scare
in the boiler room.

Oh? Who told you that?

Ben Anderson.
I think he's got his
eye on you.

Now you be careful.
I'm very jealous.

- Okay.
- Let me take a look
at that wrist.

Oh, it's nothing, really.
It's fine.

What were you doing
in the boiler room anyway?

You, uh, mechanically
inclined?

No. Just nosy.

I think you'll live.
[ Taps Counter]

Take two aspirins
and come to my room
at midnight.

Hey.
Hi, Doc.

Well, do you have
any pirates left?

Yes, our last one.

Ah, I like that.

- Arr! You're
a good-looking one, Lucy.
- [ Chuckles]

John, I am having such
a good time, I would be
shipwrecked with you any day.

[Laughs]
Thanks.

[Chuckles]

[latches Click]

Where's that Garrett girl?
I don't know where she is.

Well, you better find her.

I'm telling you,
he's real angry.

Why?
I'm gonna get her.

Why do i have to get her?

He wants her dead,
that's why.
No.

I don't like it!
Why do we have to kill her?

Why can't we just split
when we hit port?

Oh, sure, just run.
That's real easy.

I don't like us
killing people,
especially broads.

And that was he ver part
of the deal when we
started out.

Oh, well, lover boy,
I got news for you.

This Garrett broad?
She is a detective.
A detective?

Yeah, now you think
about that.
Terrific.

Oh, you can run all you want,
but if they make a case,

they're going to find you
sooner or later.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

But I don't
have to like it, right?

[Door Slams ]

a” [ Jazz Pop ]

[Chattering]

Joan, uh, may I ask you
a personal question?
Of course.

Well, you've told me
about Lester and Ernest.

Well, how many times
have you been married?

Four.

You never married, John?
No.

Never wanted to?
Not for quite awhile.

Lately, uh--

Well, lately, uh, lfindl
just don't have much time
for myself.

I mean, I have friends,

but I guess you could say
I'm just much more married
to my work.

[Laughs]
What a shame.

None of my husbands
were perfect,

but each one ofthem
gave me something I needed.

Don't you miss
having someone to come
home to?

Well, I guess I haven't really
thought about it... much.

[Laughs]

Bree.

Looks like Bosley's having a
little romance on the
high seas.

Bree, listen,
I can't find Kelly.
I overheard Correll and Leo.

- They plan on
killing her tonight.
- All right.

I'll go out the back way
and meet you in Bosley's room.
Hurry.

Okay.

[Mouthing Words]

Joan, look, I'm sorry,
but I'm going to have to leave
for a little while.

Leave? Why?

Well, because, uh--
Well, I'm not gonna
lie to you.

It's a business matter,
and ljust have
to take care of it.

It's rather confidential.
But I promise you I'll be back
just as soon as I can.

Will you trust me?
Of course.

Then Correll is the one
that's forging the passports?

Absolutely.
His whole stateroom is a--
is a printing shop.

Okay, we know there are four
people involved: there's Leo,
Correll, the photographer...

and whoever's running
the whole operation.

Where is Kelly? Where is she?
I'm really getting worried.
I've taken care of it.

I talked to a steward. I told
him to send up the activities
director immediately,

because my costume didn't fit.
[Knocking]
Good.

Oh, good,
there she is.
Ah.

Hi.
Who are you?

The activities director.
Aren't you coming
to the masquerade?

Well, what, uh--
what happened to the old one?

I guess she quit.

What did you
want me for anyway?

Would you like
to see my buried treasure?

No wonder she quit.

What is going on? Where's
Kelly?
I don't know.
We better go look for her.

Okay, look,
we got five decks to search.

Now let's just stay cool
about it, all right?

We need to find Leo
and Correll.

Okay, that's a good idea.
Wait a minute, wait a minute
though.

Everybody's in costume.

Okay, waita minute.
Kelly told me what everybody
would be wearing.

Uh, let's see, Leo's a cowboy,
and Correll is Don Juan.

And the Captain is, um,
Rip van Winkle.

All right, all right.
Okay.

Captain Brunner
is Rip van Winkle. Correll--
Oh.

Correll is Don Juan.

a” [ Soft Rock]

[Chattering]

Correll is,
uh, Don Juan.

Or is it,
Correll, Rip van Winkle?

Uh, and Leo is, uh-- uh--

Leo is the, uh,
cow-cowgirl-- uh, cowboy.

Uh, or is it--

Just stay put.

Who is it?
Leo, Leo.
Come on. Open up.

He wants to see her.
He's at the pool deck waiting.

All right. Well, just take
her, take her. I gotta get
back on the bandstand.

He wants everybody there.
[Knocking]

Not a sound from you.
Get over there.

Who is it?
Euterpe.

Hi.
Hi.

How's your memory tonight?

I don't really have time
to play memory games tonight.
I'm kinda busy.

Oh. You got company?

No, no. I just have to
finish dressing, go to work,
pound the old piano keys.

How about I meet you later
at the bar when I'm finished,
huh?

For old times' sake?
Yeah, for old times' sake.
See you later?

Hmm.

Maybe.

b [Disco]
[Chattering]

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Bosley.

Oh, I'm sorry. lthought
you were somebody else.

What's the matter? Kris?
Bosley, come here.
I think I found Kelly.

Where?
Come on.

Excuse me.
Move out.

This thing is giving me
a heck of a headache.

They were just here
a minute ago.

Come on.
They couldn't have gone far.

Remember, honey,
this gun is for real.

[ Mark]
Here she is.

I hate to tell you this,
my dear--
[Clears Throat]

Doc.

I don't understand.

You have a terminal case
of nosiness.

So you might consider
what / have to do
a mercy killing.

Why?
Why do | find myself in this
awkward position?

My motive was dreary
and unexceptional: greed.

lhave to retire.

All these glistening bodies
lying about the pool,

gleaming like sardines.

Why should they live in
indolent luxury while
lend up with

little more than varicose
veins?

- How did you know it was me?
- Captain Brunner told me.
[Chuckles]

He trusts me like a brother.
He's a very good man,

but he's a little slow.

You'll never get away with
this. No one's gonna believe
another accident.

Oh, no ?
You don't think so?

Try this for size:

Our lovely young
activities director
has too much to drink...

and falls into the pool.

Because of her
inebriated condition,
the poor thing drowns,

despite of the best efforts
of five eyewitnesses.

No, let's make that six.

Go get that Lampone girl.

We'll make her a part ofthis,
then we'll own her.

0h!

Ooh, watch it.

All right, uh,
Brunner is Don Juan, and, uh--

No.
Oh, no, no.
He's Rip van Winkle.

Right.
And, uh, what's his name--

Correll.
Correll.
Correll is Don Juan.

Okay, you got it, Bosley?
Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Leo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's me.

listen, the man
wants to see you,
but he wants a favor.

We've got to get rid
of that broad that
you were worried about.

You were right.

She is a detective,
and he wants you to be
part of the cover.

Okay. Where are they?
Pool deck.

Come on. Let's go.
Ah-ah-ah, shh. Leo.

What?
Look straight ahead.
Don't look at me.

How do you know she's working
alone? How do you know there's
not someone working with her?

Ah-ah-ah.
Move.

Move.

Where is that imbecile?

Well, my dear, we might
as well get started.

Correll, get that pole.

[Groaning]

Hold it, Leol

Bosley, is that you?
Sabrina!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bree, where's Leo?

He's in the freezer.
Come on.
Huh?

Medical science
has been fascinated...

by how long some people
can hold their
breath underwater.

[Kelly Groaning ]

Well, what happened?
Where's the Lampone girl?

What is this?
I guess you've got me confused
with somebody else.

Hi.

Hey!

Bosley!

Let's go.
Go on, go on.

I'll take that.
No, John, please.

I'm sorry.

No.

Have you two been introduced?

Meet Joan Kendall.

She buried four husbands
before the cops caught on.

I'm transporting her
to South America
for a fat fee.

I thought of
marrying her myself.

| always like
to live dangerously.

No.

I'm sorry.

What i don't understand
is why Doc Harris got inbred up
in something so rotten.

Well, maybe giving
all those sugar pills...

to all those dowagers
drove him a little bonkers.

Yeah, and the good doctor
was real happy to talk about
his little setup.

[ Charlie ] Thanks to that
ego, the police are on the
trail of Thatcher...

and all the other fugitives
he's helped to escape.

Good job, Ange/s,

Bosley
Thanks, Charlie.

Bos, l'rn sorry about .loan.

We all are, you know.

But four husbands?

Yeah.

Well, I guess she, uh,

ping-ponged them
all to death.

Now that's our Bosley.

Uh, now that
that case is closed,

id like to discuss
another one.
Sorry, Charlie, we can't.

ldon't understand
Well, we have a lunch date--
a very important one.

That's right, we're gonna
cheer up an old friend.

Bosley--
Charlie, I'm being kidnapped,
but don't try to save me.