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- _
- Here. Let-let me do that for you.
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No, no, it's good to keep busy.
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Stops me from thinking
about what I did last night.
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- Nothing like my heyday.
- Yeah.
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Didn't even break a window.
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Remember when you tried to
set up that train set for Dan?
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Seven hours and a
bottle of whiskey later,
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Santa was giving out cash and
taking a nap under the tree.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Those were the days. Hey.
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- Morning.
- Mom,
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are you still packing, or are we cool?
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Keep 'em coming.
Only gift I can give you.
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Listen, we're all together.
That's what's important, right?
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- Mm.
- And it is a white Christmas.
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I'll go heat up the orange rolls.
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They took the orange rolls.
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They're monsters.
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Happy birthday, Jesus.
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Hey, everybody, get in here.
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There's something's wrong with Leon.
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He doesn't look good.
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What's going on?
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- Are you okay, buddy?
- Why is he panting so much?
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- He ate Big Stan's pie.
- What?
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- Oh, my God. The pecan?
- How did he get it?
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- It was on the counter.
- Why was it on the counter?
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Because I thought somebody
might want a snack.
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Nobody wanted it, Dad.
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It's not about the pie right now.
It's about the dog.
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Yeah... he really wasn't
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feeling like himself la-last
couple months, you know?
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Well, if it's his time,
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at least he went doing
what he loved best...
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Eating crap he shouldn't.
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- Hall of fame dog.
- The best.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah.
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There's his bed.
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I guess I better go dispose
of the murder weapon.
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Yeah.
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Hey, nobody say anything
to Stan about this,
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'cause it'd crush him, okay?
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Guess I'll go upstairs
and send out some e-mails,
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telling everybody we're
canceling the open house.
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Oh, honey, maybe that's not
what we should do.
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I think Leon would want
us to have a party.
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I don't think I'm up for it, hon.
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Well, it might be good for all of us.
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Yeah, he did always love an open house.
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He'd park under Uncle Roger
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and just let it rain
cheese and crackers.
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You know what, guys?
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I think you're right.
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We got Leon on Christmas.
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Let's celebrate him on Christmas, right?
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- That's right.
- So you guys... You...
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start chopping, and...
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- I'm gonna e-mail.
- Oh, no.
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No. He gets... he gets going,
I can't... I can't take it.
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I can't take it when he gets emotional.
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Come on here.
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- What is that?
- Jicama.
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Why?
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I got it at a farmer's market.
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I thought it'd be nice.
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- What... Why?
- You know what?
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Forget it. Put out pretzels
and cheese puffs. I don't care.
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Why-why is it all just white?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I'm glad you called.
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We're having an open
house all afternoon.
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You should stop by.
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Um, can we talk about last night?
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Yeah.
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Sorry. I kind of attacked you.
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I had a pot brownie,
and I didn't want to tell you
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'cause I thought it would bum you out.
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I'm actually better with the marijuana
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than I am the chocolate,
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especially that close to bedtime.
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Listen, uh, I just went
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for a run, kind of worked
some things out in my head.
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You probably don't know,
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but I've been into you since,
like, seventh grade.
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Sister Helen's Religion
and Ethics class.
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I-I knew, Monty.
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Sister Helen told me.
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I went to her in confidence.
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Um, but listen, right now,
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you're going through so much.
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It's been a crazy week.
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So I think maybe we should
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just kind of put the brakes on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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But come over anyway.
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I mean, we can have some food.
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Everyone would love to see you.
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How about I give you a call
after all the holiday madness,
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and we can have lunch?
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Y... I'd like that.
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Okay. Good.
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Um...
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Merry Christmas, Bridget.
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Merry Christmas, Monty.
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- Son?
- Yeah.
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One present I didn't,
uh, put under the tree.
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- The hell?
- Yup.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Doesn't feel like headphones,
but I'm keeping an open mind.
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- Hey!
- Huh?
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- Look at this.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you. I...
- Right?
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I like it.
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Yeah, we had some laughs
the other day, right?
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You know what?
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Let's make it official.
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Open the card.
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- Yeah.
- That's a lot of money.
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It's a signing bonus,
and now you can pay that patent lawyer.
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- Uh, thank you, Dad.
- Merry Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Okay.
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- So, it's a signing bonus?
- Yeah.
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So, technically I...
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Uh, uh, uh, uh. No, no.
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All right, give me it.
You're not gonna pay the lawyer.
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- Give me it. Give me it.
- Okay.
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I'll pay the lawyer.
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Ann?
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Uh, no. I think I'm done
until New Year's.
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I heard about the shootout
at the Christmas tree corral.
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You know what's good
for that stress? Yoga.
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Oh, honey.
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There you go, buddy.
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How are you holding up?
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Good.
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Good. I'm just, uh...
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gonna get some air.
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Well, my cousin has a time-share.
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So I'm thinking of heading
down to Florida tomorrow.
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Don't you have a leaky tub to fix?
Does Ann know?
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Not yet.
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Bonne chance, my friend.
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_
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_
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As predicted, no one has touched
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- _
- the all-white jicama.
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_
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_
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- So-so you're not pissed?
- Of course I'm pissed.
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- It was beyond uncool, bro.
- I know. I know.
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I'm just saying that I see
the bigger picture now.
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You clarified things. Big epiphany.
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Thought of losing Cora
terrified me, man,
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to my marrow.
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That's deep.
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That's, uh, as deep as it goes. Yep.
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So I got my abuelita's ring.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, it's legit.
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It's, like, two and a half carats.
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I may rim it up with some pave ice,
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bring the whole thing up to, like, 25K.
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- When are you proposing?
- At dinner.
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When my parents get here.
I got to do it tonight.
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Ring's burning a hole in my pocket.
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Hope that's not weird for you.
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No. No, no. I'm-I'm happy for you, man.
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Thanks, bro.
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I want you to be my best man.
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Yeah. Of course.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Let's keep it on the down-low
around Sean for a while.
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Yeah. Maybe not tell him at all.
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Yeah, he can be a
prickly pear sometimes.
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- When's Cora coming?
- Later.
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Yeah, she's opening presents
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with some of her artsy ex-pat friends.
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They love me now.
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I'm sure they do.
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Come on, bro, let's get some nog.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think this is the house.
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So when you're picking
a single malt Scotch...
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Not that you asked...
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You're gonna want to stay
away from the Highlands.
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Uh, do not hold that thought.
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- To be continued.
- Ah.
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- Hi, Elena.
- I just wanted
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to thank you for the BB gun.
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I'm assuming that was you
that left it on my doorstep.
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Uh, that gesture was anonymous.
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- We can't keep it.
- Why not?
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I'm barely in control as it is.
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I can't have them better armed than me.
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Okay, I'm not a parent,
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but that seems kind of shortsighted.
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Look, it's very sweet,
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but we're gonna drop it
off in the next few days.
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Uh, okay. Well, why don't
you just come by now?
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We're having kind of
an open house thing.
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Um, no. No, I don't want to impose.
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No, not at all.
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Bring-Bring the little monsters.
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Is that Elena?
Is there a problem with the unit?
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No, there's no problem with the unit.
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- Oh.
- Y...
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Oh, okay. Great.
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- No-no... no imposition at all.
- Really?
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Yeah, seriously, just come.
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Uh, it's just a bunch of randos, anyway.
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Okay.
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Liked this so much better
when it was just family.
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No, no, never trust an app.
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They'll have you turning left
on Division without a light.
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Yeah, your directions to the
Bulls game were on point.
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Yeah, my friend said it's
the best snow in years.
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So I moved my ticket up.
Gonna fly out tonight.
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I haven't skied all season.
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Marco showed me the ring.
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Yep. Can't be here for that.
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I get it.
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I'm sorry.
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Not a great Christmas.
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Mom thinks she has you
for three more days?
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- That's why I haven't told her yet.
- She's gonna lose her mind.
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I have some tough news for her as well.
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We should coordinate.
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Bridge.
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What?
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Doug's here.
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Hey.
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Yeah, it was the first Christmas morning
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I woke up without you in five years.
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- I hated it.
- Me too.
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I missed you.
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Look, um...
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it takes two people
to mess up a marriage,
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and I'm ready to look at my part.
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Do you want to try some counseling?
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I do.
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So will you move back home?
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And leave all this?
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Yes.
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All right, here we go, boys.
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Lesson number one.
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In the ancient art of shuriken throwing.
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All right, Cody, star.
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Thank you very mu... Oh, wait. Uh, uh...
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Quick safety meeting.
Is there anyone in front of me?
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- No, you're good.
- Okay, cool.
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Stand easy.
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All right, here we go.
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What?!
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Uh, thumbs down on that?
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They're gaijins, they don't understand.
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Let's just pretend,
like, we feel bad and...
260
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,351
Sorry.
261
00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:45,787
Shake your head and...
262
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,076
Ugh, yeah, just wait for them to leave.
263
00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:49,318
We won't do it again.
264
00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,498
Boys. Right?
265
00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:54,057
- How old are yours?
- Eight and six.
266
00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:55,881
They're either fighting or eating.
267
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,639
Half the time I hate them.
268
00:10:57,715 --> 00:11:00,654
Yeah, and it goes by so fast.
269
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:07,085
You know, I'm-I'm not saying
the pie's dry...
270
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:08,135
Hey, Ton.
271
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,592
What's this I hear about
you going to Florida?
272
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,709
Oh, oh, yeah. I was gonna
run that by you, spons.
273
00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,638
Um, my brother-in-law has
a time-share down there,
274
00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:17,140
- and, um, I was just thinking
- Oh.
275
00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:19,007
a change of scenery might be
kind of what I need right now.
276
00:11:19,031 --> 00:11:20,955
- Sounds so nice.
- Yeah, like, the beach and the sun.
277
00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:22,303
- Yeah, the beach and the sun,
- Might be really nice.
278
00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:24,958
But you're not going.
279
00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:26,660
- I just...
- Ah, ah, ah...
280
00:11:26,692 --> 00:11:29,465
You are gonna finish the bathroom
281
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:30,904
like you promised.
282
00:11:30,929 --> 00:11:33,357
- Okay.
- When you don't keep your promises,
283
00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,623
you don't keep your promises.
284
00:11:35,648 --> 00:11:36,850
Okay.
285
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,810
Still love you, buddy. Go get some ham.
286
00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:47,490
Sean. The doorbell.
287
00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,574
You're closer!
288
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,043
♪ But the bad times... ♪
289
00:11:52,318 --> 00:11:54,092
Oh, boy.
290
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:57,916
Guys, it's Christmas.
291
00:11:58,287 --> 00:11:59,291
There are children here.
292
00:11:59,316 --> 00:12:01,791
Whatever beef you have with me,
okay, now is not the time.
293
00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:03,877
- We come in the spirit of the holiday.
- Uh-huh.
294
00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:06,643
We realize we may have
broken some unwritten rules
295
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:07,799
of the HVAC business,
296
00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:09,143
- May have?
- Sean,
297
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:11,291
my wife made you a vasilopita.
298
00:12:12,845 --> 00:12:14,779
It's like a Greek coffee cake.
299
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,940
Wow, what is that, almonds?
300
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,462
It's absolutely addictive.
301
00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:21,838
Huh, big boy?
302
00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:23,698
Light as a feather.
303
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:27,573
All right. Come on in.
304
00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:29,124
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
305
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,292
- Lovely home.
- Thank you.
306
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:39,159
- Hey.
- Hey.
307
00:12:39,979 --> 00:12:43,126
Um, h-how were your friends?
308
00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:44,237
Fun.
309
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:46,354
Too many Argentinians, but fun.
310
00:12:47,837 --> 00:12:49,338
Well, Merry Christmas.
311
00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:51,034
Merry Christmas to you.
312
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,206
Listen, I'm flying out tonight.
313
00:12:55,682 --> 00:12:57,338
Oh, I thought...
314
00:12:57,363 --> 00:12:59,237
Okay, yeah.
315
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,056
So I guess I'll see you
at Uncle Roger's wedding.
316
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,823
Yeah. That's in June, right? Cancún?
317
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:07,409
Yep, it's hurricane season,
but he couldn't pass up the deal.
318
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,299
You were right, by the way.
319
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,987
I... I am a disaster.
320
00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:16,206
No, that-that was harsh,
and I didn't really mean it.
321
00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:17,672
No, no, no, I...
322
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,064
I acted like an idiot.
323
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,724
I just kind of ruined
everyone's Christmas.
324
00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:24,342
But take it as a compliment.
325
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,206
Timing, huh?
326
00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:30,495
Yep.
327
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,323
I was actually single last Christmas.
328
00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:39,251
- But then you wouldn't have met Marco,
- Yeah.
329
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,407
Who's pretty much the best guy I know.
330
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:46,704
Hey, uh, I, uh, have something for you.
331
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:50,705
The photos I took of your
jewelry for your website.
332
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,399
Hope it helps.
333
00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:53,923
You're really talented.
334
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:55,625
Thank you.
335
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,968
Goodbye, Dan.
336
00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:04,484
Goodbye, Cora.
337
00:14:10,361 --> 00:14:12,054
Ah.
338
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,719
I was rooting for you, buddy.
339
00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:18,156
But I'm a Sox fan,
so I like an underdog.
340
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,159
Bridget says you're bailing.
341
00:14:21,184 --> 00:14:23,017
You Christmas coward.
342
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,249
Yeah. I should go pack.
343
00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,140
Need a lift to the airport?
344
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,241
No, I'll take an Uber.
345
00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:30,579
All right, good. It was a hollow offer.
346
00:14:30,898 --> 00:14:33,046
- I know.
- Cool. Yeah.
347
00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:17,022
I hear you're leaving us.
348
00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:18,562
Yeah. Um,
349
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:21,103
I-I was just about to
come down and find you.
350
00:15:22,702 --> 00:15:24,515
Hope you're not mad.
351
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:28,398
- No. Cora. I get it.
- Yeah.
352
00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:30,488
I haven't been my best this week.
353
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,014
Leon.
354
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,500
The holidays. It's been stressful.
355
00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:35,781
Dad has cancer.
356
00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:36,806
Yeah.
357
00:15:36,831 --> 00:15:39,361
- That can't be easy on you.
- No.
358
00:15:39,951 --> 00:15:42,455
- But he's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
359
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,627
- I know that. Most of the time.
- Yeah.
360
00:15:45,652 --> 00:15:47,251
And I lashed out at you
361
00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:49,010
when I found out about Ali.
362
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,791
- I'm not really sure what I said.
- Uh, you said
363
00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:53,986
there must be a reason
they're fleeing in droves.
364
00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:56,041
- Yeah. That sounds like me.
- Yeah.
365
00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:58,032
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
366
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,541
Probably not wrong.
367
00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:02,953
You know, before I met your father,
368
00:16:02,977 --> 00:16:04,243
I was dating this med student.
369
00:16:04,268 --> 00:16:05,923
He was totally self-involved,
370
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:09,533
but, wow, were we sexually compatible.
371
00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:10,998
- Mom, wh-where's this going?
- Well,
372
00:16:11,023 --> 00:16:14,541
he got a residency in St. Louis,
and I was devastated.
373
00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:17,088
- Yeah.
- But then I met your father.
374
00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:22,744
And we're extremely sexually compatible.
375
00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:23,925
I mean, I'm sure you've heard us.
376
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:27,502
- I can't unhear it, Mom.
- Sex is great.
377
00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:30,533
- Sex is still great.
- Cool. Thank you.
378
00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:33,350
- Thank you. Got it.
- You know? But your dad,
379
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,268
above all else,
380
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:38,557
is my best friend.
381
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,572
And you're gonna find your best friend,
382
00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,650
and when you do, you marry her.
383
00:16:46,857 --> 00:16:48,174
Yeah.
384
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:49,768
Or him.
385
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,627
Them? They.
386
00:16:52,652 --> 00:16:54,251
Mom...
387
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,376
Aw.
388
00:16:59,401 --> 00:17:00,924
You're gonna be okay.
389
00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:03,544
You are.
390
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,174
Thanks, Mom.
391
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:06,799
Okay. Come on.
392
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:09,627
Call me when you land.
393
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,038
I'll text you.
394
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,244
Call me.
395
00:17:19,402 --> 00:17:20,783
There you are.
396
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:22,252
Hey.
397
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,635
- What's going on?
- I'm just gonna slip out.
398
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,791
I don't want to make a big scene. Okay?
399
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,797
An Irish exit on Christmas.
400
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,541
I'll see you in a few months.
401
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,307
I'm gonna be a handsome bald man.
402
00:17:38,676 --> 00:17:40,057
I love you, Dad.
403
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,057
Love you, too, son.
404
00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:51,455
- All right?
- Yeah.
405
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:54,913
See you.
406
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,400
- Merry Christmas, boys.
- Thanks, buddy.
407
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,619
Uh, if you guys could just
gather around for a moment.
408
00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:32,002
Um, Dad. Mom.
409
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,369
Moodys.
410
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,276
Woman with the two children
411
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,213
I haven't had the
pleasure of meeting yet.
412
00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:40,488
Uh... Cora.
413
00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,158
Flight 247 to Denver
414
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:50,018
is now boarding at gate C17.
415
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:53,252
All passengers please board at gate C17
416
00:18:53,277 --> 00:18:55,559
for an on-time departure to Denver.
417
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:56,885
Dan!
418
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,096
Cora?
419
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:04,305
Wh-What's going on?
420
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:05,752
I said no.
421
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:06,777
What?
422
00:19:06,802 --> 00:19:08,588
To Marco. He proposed.
423
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,486
Can you stay a few more days?
424
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,416
Yeah.
425
00:19:12,441 --> 00:19:13,740
- Yes?
- Yes.
426
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:16,065
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Yeah, o-okay.
427
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,523
Yes.
428
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:32,119
We made it! Ha!
429
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,025
Took Oak Lawn to the 90,
then slipped through Departures.
430
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,617
17 minutes.
431
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,244
That's a record.
432
00:19:40,608 --> 00:19:44,096
Because of me.
That's 'cause of me right there.
433
00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:46,463
You're welcome!
434
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:50,674
_
435
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:54,736
Leon Redbone Moody,
436
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,627
we thank you for...
437
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,525
126 dog years of...
438
00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:01,744
companionship,
439
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,694
love and...
440
00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:05,440
some of the most...
441
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,541
epic farts we've ever smelt.
442
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,458
We will think of you every
time we walk into this house.
443
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,424
Yep.
444
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:17,494
You will be missed.
445
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,346
- We love you, Leon.
- We love you, Leon.
446
00:20:19,371 --> 00:20:20,682
- Love you, Leon.
- Love you.
447
00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:21,784
Miss you, Leon.
448
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:26,377
And now I'd like to ask you all
449
00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:29,103
to take one big step back.
450
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,486
- Okay.
- Okay.
451
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,053
Wow.
452
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:46,469
So long.
453
00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:48,807
- Farewell, Leon.
- Bye, Leon, we love you.
454
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:59,854
Oh, my God, son. It's... it's stunning.
455
00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,322
Thanks, Dad.
456
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,959
It's validation, really.
457
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:08,393
I'm sorry, I just don't think
458
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:10,432
I'm a heating and AC guy.
459
00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:16,489
Wow.
460
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,330
Hey, Mom, it's snowing again.
461
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:23,604
Yeah, it is. Oh...
462
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,676
- Uh... uh...
- Um, guys?
463
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,864
I'm pretty sure these are...
464
00:21:28,889 --> 00:21:30,021
Leon's ashes.
465
00:21:30,046 --> 00:21:31,669
- Oh.
- They are.
466
00:21:31,694 --> 00:21:33,293
- Yeah. Boy.
- Yeah, they are.
467
00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:35,629
- Ooh.
- Oh...
468
00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:38,700
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