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Uh... can-can I come in for a sec?
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Yes. Sure.
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Uh, I-I was gonna call you,
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but then I thought I'd wake you,
so I just, uh...
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Well, this, uh, brings us here...
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Me waking you up anyway.
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- Yeah.
- Is it o-okay
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- if I just, uh, sit? Yeah?
- Yes.
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Good.
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All right, so, uh...
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Yeah, um...
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Look, we've only known
each other a couple days,
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but I think there's something here.
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And I'm pretty sure you feel it, too.
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Yeah. I mean, no, I...
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You got my head spinning.
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I can't stop thinking about you.
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But I'm dating your cousin.
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I feel terrible about that. Um...
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And I'm happy with him.
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Because Marco's a great guy.
Of course you like him.
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All girls like him. Everyone likes him.
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But that's still not the same thing
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that's going on between us.
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Yes,
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maybe there's something here.
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- But, Dan...
- What? What?
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You're a disaster.
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- Well, I-I'm not a disaster. I...
- Yes.
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Every day since you've been home,
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you've done something disastrous.
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Well, it's been a rough week.
But it's-it's hard to defend.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I can't date another disaster.
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My last boyfriend was a drummer,
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and the one before
that had a food truck.
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- So...
- Okay.
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I've obviously been flirting with you.
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You have.
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And I shouldn't have.
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Look...
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I have five days left here.
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Let's see what this is.
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I want to give it a shot with Marco.
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- Look, Cora, no, you can't...
- Dan.
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Please.
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Ugh.
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Okay. Uh, thank you.
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- _
- Yeah, I guess I'll talk to you later.
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Thank you for having me.
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I'll see you later.
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Thank you for having me?
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Oh, hey, lads.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Mind if I join you?
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I guess.
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What are we watching?
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Something with aliens.
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- Are we married to that?
- Nah.
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- Nah.
- The answer I was looking for.
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Do you guys like World
War II documentaries?
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Yes, Monsignor. I'm bringing my A game.
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Okay, I'll see you tonight.
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Girls, you are looking at tonight's
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Midnight Mass... lector.
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- Oh, my God!
- Honey, you did it.
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What is it... Ten years in the making?
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15, and it took Steve
Lombardo going down
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with a tracheotomy,
but it still feels sweet.
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- What are you reading?
- I am reading...
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a little something from the book of...
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Oh, boy.
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"Ecclesi-ass-tuh."
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"Ecclesi-at-ees." "Ecclesi-at-ees."
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"Ecclesi-asum." I've-I've always
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- had trouble with this one.
- Yeah.
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Hon, get out of your head,
'cause you got this.
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Why would you say that to me now, okay?
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They couldn't have picked, like,
a Joshua or a, you know, Paul?
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You know,
I'm gonna take Leon for his walk.
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Small reminder.
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- What?
- Just the family tonight.
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No stragglers, no random addicts.
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This is really important to me.
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I heard you the first two times.
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Come on, Leon Redbone.
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You can do this.
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- Come on.
- No, you need...
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You need the, uh,
peanut butter pretzels.
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I tried.
He's getting pickier and pickier.
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Yeah, it's 'cause he's...
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slowly turning into a footstool.
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- He can't see or taste anything.
- It's getting sad.
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Sad like it's getting to be that time,
do you think?
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What, 18 years?
That's a good run for a lab.
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You kidding me?
Those are Chihuahua numbers.
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I'll talk to your mom after New Year's.
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- I'm going to bed.
- No, you're not.
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You're leaving for the
shelter with your dad
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- in 20.
- I didn't sleep much last night.
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I-I feel like the
homeless will understand.
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They're not super judgey people.
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Yeah, I'm skipping that, too.
Not in a great place.
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- Oh, if everyone's bailing...
- No.
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No one is bailing, all right?
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We have traditions in this house.
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It's Christmas Eve.
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You volunteer at St. Mary,
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then I make a huge dinner, and then
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we go to Midnight Mass.
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We only did the St. Mary's thing,
like, twice, and yes...
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Meaningful... But if I'm being honest,
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there were way too many people helping.
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Yeah. Last year, the line to serve
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the turkey was longer
than the line to eat it.
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All right, cool. So wake me up at 4:00
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unless we could maybe
push dinner to 5:00?
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Everyone, stop it. You're going.
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Mom, we're not kids anymore.
You can't tell us what to do.
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Your father has cancer.
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- What?
- Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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I-I shouldn't have told you like that.
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I already knew.
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He told me first,
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but life isn't always a competition.
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It's not about that right now.
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- His prognosis is excellent.
- Sean's right.
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- He has the best doctors.
- Yeah.
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He's gonna be okay.
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But that is why I wanted
this Christmas to be special.
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Hey.
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I love you, Dad.
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Oh.
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You told 'em.
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I-I did not. She did.
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They weren't gonna go to the shelter.
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How-how are you, Dad?
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- Are you okay?
- Stop it, okay?
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I'm fine. I don't want
you worrying about me.
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I-I think I should just
move back home for a while.
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Listen, I don't want you putting
your life on hold for me, okay?
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Stay in New York.
I'm not going anywhere. All right?
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Honestly, things aren't so
great for me over there anyway.
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Yeah, that's 'cause you picked
a stupid way to make a living.
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Sorry. Listen.
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You know I was a hellraiser
in high school, right?
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The M80 in typing class.
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Not even close to my best work.
I was a terror.
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And at a certain point,
the nuns gave me a choice.
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They were like, "Listen,
you can either be in the school play,
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"or you're gonna be in detention
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for the rest of your
high school career."
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- Okay?
- Yeah, you were in Guys and Dolls,
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and you were good and...
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I was Sky Masterson,
and I was incredible, okay?
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I was so incredible, the nuns wanted me
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to be the lead guy in
every musical after that.
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And then I went to work
for your grandfather,
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I meet your mother,
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you know, I fell in love and
lived happily ever after.
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Now, in the back of my mind...
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Not all the time,
just every once in a while...
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I think, what would have
happened if I went to New York
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and I chased that acting
dream, you know?
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- Really?
- Yeah. I mean, probably nothing.
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You know? But that's one of
the things I'm most proud of
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as a dad is, you get to go to
New York and chase your dream.
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- Oh.
- No, don't be a wuss about it.
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Come on. We're up.
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Oh, he's gonna be fine.
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I talked to one of my partners
who works in medical malpractice.
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She ran the numbers.
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Dad's more likely to
die in a car accident.
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I know I've had more time to
process this than you have.
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- Okay.
- I don't know why
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- Dad told me first.
- Sean, I don't care
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- that Dad told you first.
- You know,
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he and I have this kind
of emotional connection,
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- so I get that.
- All I care about is
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that he's gonna be fine.
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And he's gonna be fine.
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You're so where I was two days ago.
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No mashed potatoes?
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Uh, sorry, ma'am,
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- we just ran out.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- You know what, any mashed potatoes
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back in the kitchen?
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- 86 the mashed potatoes!
- Ah. Sorry.
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You want some brussels sprouts?
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Is that a joke?
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I wish it was.
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I shouldn't have snapped.
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It's just, this time of year,
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it's the little things
you look forward to.
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- You have a right to mashed potatoes.
- Right.
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Yeah, but anger is just one
letter away from danger.
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Hey, are you guys in the program?
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Yeah, we both are. That's how we met.
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Give me a second. Give me a second.
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Do you think maybe we could...
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- just invite...
- Mom said just family.
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Right. Right. You know what,
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I'm gonna go talk to the chef.
It's Christmas.
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Everybody deserves mashed
potatoes, right?
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I think it's my turn.
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There's no more damn mashed potatoes!
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- Hi, Mom. Smells lovely.
- Hi!
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- Shelter was great.
- Hi, Mom.
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- Thank you.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You're letting the heat out.
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Oh, I'm just seeing what kind of
crisp you got going on the skin.
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Mm, well, back off.
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You're not the only cook in the family.
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- I know.
- Honey, can you please
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get rid of Stan's pie?
I need the room in the fridge.
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Honey, he poured his heart
and soul into that thing.
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Yeah, nobody wants it.
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Do you know how old I was
when Dad gave me the BB gun?
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I think you were ten.
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Which is on the young
side for a firearm.
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I guess there were some
perks to his drinking.
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Do you think, like, a...
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mature seven-year-old could handle one?
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- Absolutely not. No.
- Oh!
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Do you remember that time I
shot Paul Ulibarri in the ass
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with this thing? It got infected,
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- but it was pretty funny.
- Oh...
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- Could you not?
- You know, I just...
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I want to get Elena's boys something.
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They're good boys, you know?
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They're really cool, and I just...
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I feel like I could encourage
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that, kind of, free-range
male energy, you know?
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Get them out of the house
and destroying stuff.
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You've had one date. Feels like a...
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like a pretty strong parenting move.
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Hey, here we go.
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The ninja box.
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Look at all this crap.
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Ooh, remember these bad boys?
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Yeah.
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Ooh...!
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Still got it.
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Do you ever feel like you were
meant to be born in feudal Japan?
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Ecclesiastes.
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- It's working. It's definitely working.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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- Okay.
- I use it whenever I get stuck
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on a hard word at trial.
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- Okay.
- A law professor turned me on to it.
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- Ecclesiastes.
- Right?
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The physicalness of it
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- really just helps.
- Yeah.
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Declaratory judgment.
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Ecclesiastes.
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- Declaratory judgment.
- Ecclesiastes.
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Declaratory judgment.
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- "Ecclezeeya-stick."
- Mm-mmm.
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"Ecclezeeya-stick"? I mean...
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I don't know what that is, but
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- the goal is 30.
- Okay.
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30? I'm not gonna get to 30.
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Roger and Mukta are here.
264
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Plan on coming up?
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Uh, we're doing some church stuff.
266
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So, we're thinking of
doing a home birth.
267
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No, we're not.
268
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People say it's life-altering.
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I don't want to have
the baby in our bathtub.
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They bring a special birthing tub.
It'll be beautiful.
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And you'll be surrounded by
all of our friends and family.
272
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Well, not your whole family.
273
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Sean, why is there a BB gun in here?
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Why is it in here?
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He's got a crush.
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I was gonna wrap it,
and then I got hungry.
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Well, please move it before dinner.
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- Thank you.
- No promises.
279
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Ann, how would you like to
be the steward of our...
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placenta?
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Who is that?
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Um, I wasn't gonna, um, say anything...
283
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because I wanted to see
if they showed up. Yeah.
284
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Well, there was a
mashed potato situation
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at the shelter, and...
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Heavenly Father,
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thank you for these
gifts you've given us and
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this wonderful meal prepared for us
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by my loving and kind and generous...
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- Sean.
- No, it's all true, honey.
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I love you.
292
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Amen. Let's eat.
293
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Uh, Rachel and I
294
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would like to thank you for
inviting us into your home.
295
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Last year at this time,
I was incarcerated.
296
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So we really, really appreciate it.
297
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We're thrilled to have you.
298
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Wouldn't be a Moody
Christmas without you.
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- Hear, hear!
- That's right.
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- Let's eat.
- Yes.
301
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Before we eat, I...
I'd like to say something, too.
302
00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:49,244
- What is this, a wedding?
- Yeah, I'm really hungry.
303
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- Let your brother talk.
- I know I ruined caroling
304
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and, uh, a few other things.
305
00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:55,903
I've been caught up in
my own stuff, but...
306
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,637
it's all over now. It's behind me.
307
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Could've said that while we were eating.
308
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I'm just really, really grateful
to be with you guys.
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- Aw.
- Aw!
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To family.
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To family!
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- Huh.
- Seriously?
313
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No, I didn't...
I didn't invite anybody else.
314
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:13,637
But you know Big Stan...
315
00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:16,182
Sometimes he hears
what he wants to hear.
316
00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:17,412
- Hey. I'm sorry to...
- Hi, Marco.
317
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- ... sorry to interrupt.
- Is everything okay?
318
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No.
319
00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:22,518
- No, it's not.
- What's wrong?
320
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:25,598
It's not. Hey, recognize this, Daniel?
321
00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:27,434
- Oh, God.
- What? What's going on?
322
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,388
Oh, he didn't tell you guys?
He didn't tell you guys?
323
00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:31,158
Go ahead, Dan.
Fill everybody in, man. Go ahead.
324
00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:32,778
Marco, can we not do this here?
325
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,184
- He made a play for Cora.
- What?
326
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,700
Really? Your cousin's girlfriend?
327
00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,559
You coveted, man. You coveted.
328
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,528
You're my best friend
and you betrayed me.
329
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,301
Can-can we talk about this in private?
330
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,723
No. No, we're gonna settle this outside.
331
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,379
No, no, no, no, no.
No, nobody's fighting.
332
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:49,856
I need this, Uncle Sean. I need this.
333
00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,302
- Oh!
- Stepped out... You stepped out!
334
00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:54,051
That's my point. NCAA rules.
335
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:55,893
- I'm sorry.
- That's not enough, man.
336
00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:57,558
- That's not enough.
- She chose you, man.
337
00:12:57,582 --> 00:12:58,831
You already won.
338
00:12:59,707 --> 00:13:01,254
Oh, no.
339
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:03,050
Your hands are ice-cold, man.
I bet you wish
340
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,671
you had your mittens now, don't you?
341
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:06,661
Surprise move.
342
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,057
Why do you smell so good, man?
343
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,444
Ooh!
344
00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:12,723
- And Malbec's down.
- He was always a little weak
345
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,834
- to the left.
- I know.
346
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,395
Three! Let's go! That's a pin!
347
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,268
You let me pin you just now, didn't you?
348
00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,892
So that "W" has an asterisk on it. Wow.
349
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,462
Wow, that is very uncool, man.
350
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:30,715
I can't even look at you right now.
351
00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:32,934
Marco, I'm sorry. You're my friend.
352
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,581
Things that are shattered
353
00:13:37,606 --> 00:13:40,941
cannot then be unshattered
again, Daniel.
354
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:43,477
Remember that, man.
355
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:45,426
Remember that.
356
00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:52,635
You know, when I found out, uh,
two days before everyone else,
357
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,776
I was somehow both an
emotional roller coaster
358
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,638
- and on an emotional roller coaster.
- Mm-hmm. Sean,
359
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:01,394
it's stage 1.
He has a 91% survival rate.
360
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,052
He's gonna be totally fine.
361
00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:04,926
Can I have my mass brownie, please?
362
00:14:04,951 --> 00:14:07,121
Oh, indeed. Just, uh, be very careful.
363
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,965
I made them extra potent this year.
364
00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:11,924
- Ooh.
- So you might get really sad.
365
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:15,929
- Hey!
- Hey!
366
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:17,808
- Yes, yes. There he is.
- Okay.
367
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:20,394
I cannot put this day
behind me fast enough.
368
00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:22,582
Mittens. Let's just start there.
369
00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:24,874
Mittens. I find it delightful
370
00:14:24,899 --> 00:14:27,465
that you were done in by a hipster clue.
371
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,246
Uh, would you care
372
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:32,572
- for a mass brownie there, cool guy?
- Please, yes.
373
00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:35,347
Partake of them sacrament.
374
00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:38,668
In the name of Bob
Marley and Ziggy Marley.
375
00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:40,644
- Just give it to me.
- Beenie Man!
376
00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:43,890
- Stop.
- Father eedijat. Blop!
377
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,980
Uh, ar-are you sure that, uh,
378
00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:47,722
we can't do the dishes for you?
379
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:50,285
Oh, no. Thank you.
380
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:53,344
I-I actually find it therapeutic.
381
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,254
Well, at least let us
382
00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,238
take out the trash on our way out.
383
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,933
Oh, yeah, all right. Thank you.
384
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,746
Uh, through the mud
room, behind the garage.
385
00:15:01,771 --> 00:15:03,512
- Thank you.
- Listen,
386
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:04,942
I get the feeling that you didn't have
387
00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:06,546
the evening that you wanted.
388
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:08,207
- Oh...
- And, um, I just want to say,
389
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:10,371
from where I'm sitting, uh,
390
00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,832
you've got a great thing going.
391
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,013
My husband tell you to say that?
392
00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:17,754
- I put it in my own words.
- Yeah.
393
00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:20,019
- Thank you.
- Okay.
394
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,653
♪ Come and behold him ♪
395
00:15:23,678 --> 00:15:26,610
♪ Born the king of angels ♪
396
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:30,036
♪ Oh, come let us adore him ♪
397
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:33,691
♪ Oh, come let us adore him ♪
398
00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:37,618
♪ Oh, come let us adore him ♪
399
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:41,448
♪ Christ, the Lord ♪
400
00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:42,777
Go ahead.
401
00:15:42,802 --> 00:15:44,558
- Hurry up.
- Okay.
402
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:48,865
Sit!
403
00:15:53,732 --> 00:15:56,472
This is a reading from the Book of...
404
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,644
Ecclesiastes.
405
00:16:03,073 --> 00:16:04,906
"Cast your bread upon the waters,
406
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,402
"for you will find it after many days.
407
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:10,885
"Give a portion to seven,
and, yes, also to eight,
408
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,722
"for you know not what evil
might happen upon the Earth.
409
00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:16,285
"If the clouds are full of rain,
410
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,222
"then he who observes
the clouds will not reap.
411
00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:21,793
"As you do not know the way of the wind,
412
00:16:21,818 --> 00:16:24,176
"you do not know the work of God.
413
00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:26,152
"And that...
414
00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:29,097
is the gord of the Lord."
415
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,458
Stop it.
416
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:33,983
Stop it.
417
00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:36,121
- Stop it.
- Amen.
418
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,372
The gord of the Lord.
419
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,809
Stop it.
420
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,722
And when I was in seventh
grade I went to UN Camp,
421
00:16:42,747 --> 00:16:45,355
and I got so homesick
422
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,613
that I pretended I had Lyme disease.
423
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:53,211
I looked up the symptoms
and everything, um...
424
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,048
And I called my dad to come get me.
425
00:16:57,401 --> 00:16:59,720
And he drove five hours
426
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:01,204
in the middle of the night.
427
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:05,142
Took me to a diner and we got pancakes.
428
00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:08,751
I mean, he knew I was faking,
and he didn't say anything.
429
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,673
And after breakfast, he said,
430
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:15,650
"Okay, are you ready to go back?"
431
00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:17,907
And I said, "Yeah."
432
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,634
If he's not around...
433
00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:26,415
who do I call?
434
00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:33,525
I really want to recommend a cleanse
435
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,009
to help combat the side
effects of the chemo,
436
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:38,494
but I know that's...
437
00:17:38,706 --> 00:17:40,839
not what you need right now.
438
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,290
I'm not very good at this.
439
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,337
You actually are.
440
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:58,065
"And lo, the angel of the Lord
441
00:17:58,089 --> 00:17:59,580
- "came upon them,
- People are looking.
442
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,720
"and the glory shone around them:
443
00:18:01,745 --> 00:18:05,298
"And the angel said unto them,
fear not: for, behold,
444
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:07,080
- "I bring you good tidings..."
- Are you kidding me?
445
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:09,915
- Are you kidding me?
- No, he almost made it. Just...
446
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,876
- People...
- "For unto you is born this day
447
00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:13,736
"in the city of David a Saviour,
448
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,142
- "who is Christ the Lord.
- Get out. Get out. Get out.
449
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,587
" ... shall be a sign unto you;
450
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:20,290
"You shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes,
451
00:18:20,315 --> 00:18:21,892
"lying in a manger.
452
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,111
"And suddenly there was with the angel
453
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:25,493
"a multitude of the heavenly host
454
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,744
"praising God, and saying,
455
00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:29,181
Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth..."
456
00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:35,595
Oh, God.
457
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:40,298
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
458
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,923
That's a pretty big glass, hon.
459
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,275
Yeah, not big enough.
460
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,392
- Uh, hey, guys?
- What?
461
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,850
You might want to come in here.
462
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,845
What the hell?
463
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,048
Where-where are the Christmas presents?
464
00:18:55,073 --> 00:18:57,073
Okay, what, is this some kind of joke?
465
00:18:57,235 --> 00:18:58,714
Wait, do you think it has anything to do
466
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,470
with the people from the shelter?
467
00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:03,236
Oh, you mean the felons that
your dad invited to dinner.
468
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,762
Okay, let's not jump to
conclusions, guys.
469
00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:07,743
- They stole them.
- Um...
470
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:09,837
They stole them when
they took the trash out,
471
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,798
they left the side door unlocked.
472
00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,376
They turned the dancing
Santa on just to mock us.
473
00:19:14,401 --> 00:19:16,431
Oh. Kind of a cool move.
474
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,556
Okay, I just want to
remind all of us, okay,
475
00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:20,299
that the spirit of
Christmas is not about...
476
00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:23,478
Be quiet, okay? I ask for so little.
477
00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:26,548
All I wanted was my own
bathroom and a white Christmas.
478
00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:29,322
And, you know, that weather gal
is so full of crap.
479
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:30,784
Guys, it's not the end of the world.
480
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:32,650
- It's just presents, right?
- Yeah.
481
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,868
And Mom got us all down vests,
482
00:19:34,893 --> 00:19:38,628
wh-which were very practical
and very thoughtful, Mom.
483
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:39,915
You know, you're right.
484
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,274
I mean, why even give presents?
485
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,908
You know,
why even have Christmas at all?
486
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,800
And if nobody cares about the traditions
487
00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:49,445
in this family, then I don't either.
488
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:50,688
- Mom.
- No.
489
00:19:50,712 --> 00:19:52,002
- It's not that. No, it's, it's...
- Hon.
490
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,923
Hey, look... Okay?
Okay, let's not go crazy.
491
00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:56,212
We still have, uh,
we still have Bridget's presents.
492
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,665
- Right.
- And she never puts them
493
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,796
- out till Christmas morning.
- Right. Honey.
494
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,627
- Not this year. Not this year.
- What?
495
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:01,829
What the hell? Why?
496
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:03,665
What about the ones on my list?
497
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,392
Specifically, the expensive headphones.
498
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,097
- Did you-did you put-put those out?
- I only put them out Christmas morning,
499
00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:09,464
because that's when
Doug and I come over,
500
00:20:09,488 --> 00:20:10,558
but since I was already here...
501
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:12,299
- Why did you cheat on Doug?!
- Okay.
502
00:20:12,324 --> 00:20:13,964
Could we not make
this about that, please?
503
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:16,268
Holy Moses!
504
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:19,102
I just wanted to have...
505
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,932
a nice Christmas,
506
00:20:20,957 --> 00:20:22,885
- and you all ruined it.
- Mom!
507
00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:24,604
- Honey. Honey...
- I'm done!
508
00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:27,252
I'm out!
509
00:20:27,455 --> 00:20:29,854
Christmas is canceled.
510
00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:42,124
Hon...
511
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,565
Hey, guys, look.
512
00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:48,706
It's starting to snow.
513
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,380
Oh, it is, too.
514
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,767
- Oh, wow.
- Should we tell Mom
515
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:58,767
that we're gonna have a white Christmas?
516
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:02,213
Uh... No, I think
we should give her some time.
517
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,238
Fair.
518
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:06,609
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