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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Apparently, a man has died

in an assault at the Condesa colony.

The details aren't yet clear, but it might have been

in connection with drug trafficking.

Forensics will release their official report in a few hours.

We'll keep informing you.

Fuck me! Fuck me!

Calm down.

Don't fucking touch me!

You're the most selfish person I've ever met.

DOWNLOADING DATA

By pure fucking chance!

MATĂŤAS: Pabi, I have to see you. Will you come over to my house?

- Good morning, miss. - Hi.

Miss!

Where were you? They were looking for you

for yesterday's meeting.

SofĂ­a de LeĂłn?

Do I know you?

Don't take it personally, but I've just been sacked.

I'm Diego Velasco.

No? Alex's best friend?

Ana Pau's brother.

No?

I was two years ahead of you at school.

For me? Thanks.

FILING BOX

We have a gold mine.

All the Monkey's contacts!

I don't know, Mati. I'm scared.

This a super opportunity!

Aren't you scared?

Sofi,

the Monkey was killed because he was dangerous.

He was a trafficker.

We'll only be doing this for a short while.

We're protecting people. People who, by the way,

are super privileged and adults.

Yeah.

Remember, six months and that's it.

Don't look at me with those sad puppy eyes.

When he realizes how many clients we have,

he'll come back.

Here's your part.

I don't want to be a part of this.

We have all the Monkey's contacts.

- What? - I stole his phone!

Come on, MatĂ­as.

You can't go on doing this.

I'm sorry I got you into this, but if this isn't a sign to stop,

I don't know what is.

If there are a lot of clients,

we can triple the starting amount.

Clients, money...

How the fuck can you keep on thinking about this?

The Monkey was killed because he was a bad person, man.

- Bad? - Yeah.

Come on. I won't talk about this here.

Here or never?

Never, MatĂ­as.

Perfect, we don't need you.

- What? - You heard me.

Good luck with your sad life without friends.

Fuck your mom, fuck your dad,

and his fucking black titanium, your grandfather,

your fucking inheritance and everything that surrounds you!

Let's go, SofĂ­a.

Let the sound waves...

heal you on the inside.

SOFĂŤA: Thanks for your selection. Your kit will be with you tomorrow.

CARLOS: I want three.

SOFĂŤA: We'll send a message.

Three more orders.

How many of Monkey's contacts have replied?

Right now, 30 and counting.

In three days?

Can you imagine what next week will be like?

What?

Nothing.

I thought he'd come back.

Babe,

please forget Pablo.

It's Halloween.

We have more orders than ever.

We're on the up without Pablo.

I wanted him to feel proud of me for stealing the phone.

I feel proud of you.

And I'm your team.

Babe.

What?

We're okay without Pablo, right?

Babe... without a doubt.

But we need MarĂ­a.

If she can't get us some product,

all this will go to hell.

Hello?

Hi, Mary, how are you? It's SofĂ­a.

Hi, Sofi! What is it?

How is Pablo doing?

Pablo?

He isn't with you?

No.

I thought you were on a trip,

it's been days since he slept at home.

I'm sure he's paying a surprise visit to Santi.

That boy!

He'll scare me to death!

That's why I was calling you.

He disappeared without warning and left us no product.

Have you finished it already?

You took so much I thought that would last at least a week and a half.

No, Mary, we're selling it really fast. And I need more.

Yes, honey. I'll talk to Jonás.

But, Mary, I really need it, like, today.

Yes, don't worry.

What is it? She won't do it?

She'll do it. She'll call Jonás, but...

Pablo hasn't slept at his house for days.

And where is he?

It has several different names.

But the important thing

is knowing that the principle of karma

derives from the law of cause and effect.

Every act has a consequence.

I always have the ability to choose.

A or B, good or bad.

From the moment I understand this law,

I can understand that my choice

will always have an effect.

Every word, every action,

every thought.

It's up to us

to choose a life that evolves

and a growing soul.

MatĂ­as!

Let me go with you.

I love you.

Remember, this is an individual endeavor.

No physical contact,

and respect the silence.

- Hi. - Sweetie,

we haven't got any product left.

What do you mean you haven't got any left?

What about my fee?

I don't know, that's all they said.

Where is Pablo?

He hasn't been here for days.

And SofĂ­a?

She was the one who called. Should I call her?

No, I'll do it, Auntie.

Yeah. Thanks.

MarĂ­a, Mr. Caballero has a dinner tomorrow,

please cook the duck he likes.

No, not any longer.

They've changed it.

No.

Not any longer, MarĂ­a.

And is young Pablo back already?

Where is Pablo?

Lázaro!

- What is it? - Where is your son?

I don't know, you're his mom, right?

And...

he hasn't called?

I mean, I have to know for dinner.

He said something about New York, I don't know.

Don't make him anything.

That boy is unbelievable.

Always the same, he thinks he's living in a hotel.

Lázaro!

Babe, focus, we need costumes.

No, babe, I hate dressing up.

There he is.

Here you go.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

Not at all.

Where's my money?

What money?

I thought Monkey had kept it, but...

I see he hasn't.

So, either you hand over my dough or there's no more product.

Pablo had to give you that money. Not us.

Well, I don't know where Pablo is, and...

no dough means no product.

Look. We don't know where he is either.

We're worried.

Either you look for Pablo

or you pay me.

No, listen.

We're not worried about Pablo.

Pablo told us to fuck off, so we did.

MatĂ­as, the money.

Well...

Didn't you have it?

Jonás, listen.

MatĂ­as took the Monkey's phone after he was killed.

- What? - Yeah, it was my idea.

You know, when you're staring death in the eye, everything changes.

Are you an idiot?

How could you?

Babe, relax.

Relax. Look,

they'll never link us to that mess.

The last people they'd look for...

is us.

It was a cartel war.

The phone is destroyed and buried.

Listen.

We managed to recover all his contacts.

Our client base is growing exponentially.

Do you know how many orders we have right now?

More than ever.

And we won't let Pablo finish us off.

Right?

Yes?

Ma'am.

I just wanted to say I'm leaving now.

What do you mean? Where to?

I already told you.

It's...

my sister Luisa's party, and we're giving her a cake.

Why do you have my ring, MarĂ­a?

No, ma'am.

This ring is mine, I bought it.

Four days after the shooting at the Condesa colony,

this is the statement by Guillermo Valenzuela,

the General Attorney, last night.

This probably was

a score settling event between drug trafficking bands...

and organized crime.

We're working non-stop with the police

to bring this case to justice.

I can assure you we'll continue to work for the public's safety,

with a determined and tough stance.

What's up, bro?

- Right now I can't... - Fuck, Pablo.

I couldn't stand that silence a minute longer.

I needed to be with you, to touch you.

What is it, baby?

- I want to leave. - Where to?

I don't know.

To Japan.

Japan?

What are you talking about?

We've got five more days of retreat and then the trip to Whistler.

I got you a place, but they said you had to take care of your followers.

I'm thinking we could do something like an "Insta-couple".

- Pa-Gigi or something. - I fucked up.

I really fucked up, I only thought about myself.

You did.

You were awful to me.

I hated you.

But that's what second chances are for.

And if we're doing this, we're doing it right.

Pablo, I want to share my life with you.

To have a family,

a house at Valle.

Well, better in Malinalco, you already have one in Valle.

To the fucking end of the world, to Mars, to Siberia.

I'll go anywhere you want me to.

I'm so happy we're here.

Everything will turn out right.

The birds are already singing

The moon has hidden its face

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

- Bravo! - Bravo!

Thank you for showing me so much love.

- My love, here's mine. - Honey!

Honey.

- You shouldn't have. - It's what you wanted.

Happy birthday, boss.

Sweetheart, thank you!

- I love you. - Mine now.

Sister!

"Bisou Mon Amie"?

It's the one Gigi uses, right?

Who is that Gigi? Give me my perfume.

She's famous online.

And where did you get something so expensive?

Try it on!

Tell us, sister...

There's only two of us, we have to go faster.

We'll divide it by areas.

You get Las Lomas, Bosques and Polanco.

Manage your time well.

I get Santa Fe and the South.

After we do the morning delivery, which is all we can,

we'll go to Jonás, give him the money, and then we both do the party deliveries.

Yeah, that's great.

Let's see...

Okay. Another coffee?

No, boss, sit down now.

Remember, standing for a long time isn't good for you.

Son,

I've told you I don't like you treating me like I'm sick.

Let me spoil you, please.

Especially today when I feel so good

after so many months.

All right, then.

Let her do it, sweetie.

- Okay, Mom. - I'll get them right away.

Milk and sugar for me.

- Auntie. - What?

You have to be more discreet with your spending.

Why do you care if I want to give my sister something nice?

How will you...

explain where all these luxuries come from?

Okay.

Here they are.

Thank you.

What's that?

More presents?

Honey, where did you get the money for this? It's so expensive.

So you don't have to wait in line and can get some rest.

Did you install the TV I got you?

Yes, my love.

Did the Internet guys come,

- so you can watch your series? - Yes.

I told them to install the fastest one.

I can watch it nicely.

Mom.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

PABLO - I think I'm crazy.

I hate you for leaving, but I can't stop thinking of you.

Where are you?

SOFĂŤA: I can't stop thinking of you. Where are you?

Pabi!

Mary.

Where are you, my boy?

You have me worried sick.

- I'm okay. - When are you coming back?

Soon.

Are you with Santi? How is he doing?

No, I'm not with Santi.

Where have you been hiding?

Even your friends don't know where you are.

- Should I come get you? - What friends?

Who did you talk with, Mary?

Sofi called, asking about you.

They're really busy with all the orders.

But don't worry, they've talked with Jonás.

What?

No, no, no. MarĂ­a.

I need you to listen carefully.

You can't give them any product.

If they call, don't answer.

They don't realize how serious this is, Mary.

Why?

I can't tell you now. No!

Mary, don't give them anything!

Can you hear me, Pablo?

Thank God he's okay.

I can't stop thinking of you. Where are you?

I'm fucking furious!

It's been days.

I have the press and the Prime Minister busting my balls!

We have to deliver the report.

Where are those fucking videos?

Sir, they shot at the camera.

The system failed, the company won't...

I don't give a shit what the fucking company says!

I don't know how the hell you'll do it.

This is a public safety issue, Márquez.

Do your fucking job!

Yes, sir.

I can't believe this level of ineptitude.

I have to talk with you.

This is driving me crazy, let's leave!

Pablo, enough.

I need you to listen to me right now.

The idiot didn't answer.

I can't believe it, what a jerk. Where is he?

I don't know.

And I don't care.

I swear I don't want to hear from him again.

I hate him.

He's a fucking siren drowning seaman.

What?

- Is he still with Gigi? - I don't know.

A few days ago, she posted something about going to a supercool retreat,

to do mindfulness and all that.

We should go!

- The Halloween boxes look great. - Right?

I hate him!

Hello!

Hi.

Pablo, remember this is a silent retreat.

Can you give me my car keys?

Remember we can't leave the compound.

We still have two days left.

I'm leaving now.

- Remember... - Yeah, sure, I don't care.

- I want to go. - There's no need for shouting

or getting excited. Look...

Relax, sit down and we can talk.

Give me my fucking car keys, asshole.

Pablo, what is it, baby?

It's normal that during your healing process...

you might feel unsatisfied,

you might feel... pain.

Let it all out.

But I want to go now.

You can't hold me here, give me my car keys.

Baby,

what did we agree?

This is something we have to do together.

And if you leave, it's over.

Please, let's respect the silent retreat,

remember this is an individual process.

With no physical contact.

Done.

The packages are ready for delivery.

And we'll meet up at Jonás's house.

- Babe, time is money. - Yeah.

When we leave Jonás', we'll do the parties together.

Shall we take my car?

- Yeah. We got this. - Okay.

Babe, I forgot to tell you.

I met a girl named Lorena on Meet.

- Okay. - She answered!

LORENA: Ouy era woh?

MATĂŤAS: What?

It's like Morse, like a code.

LORENA: Decipher it.

It's "How are you" backwards!

Babe, we don't have time for that, focus.

Yeah, coming.

Do you think a lot of kids will come?

Yes! Lots of them.

Jonasito, what is it?

Hi, Auntie. Have you heard from Pablo?

No, sweetie, not yet.

Don't do anything rash.

We're doubling your fee. Just for today.

Tomorrow, we'll come back for more.

Where's Pablo?

- I don't know. - What did I tell you?

Come on, Jonás, are you serious?

I'm a man of my word. If Pablo doesn't pay me,

- I won't do business with you. - No, please.

No.

When you find Pablo, call me.

To Pablo's. There has to be product there.

I'm sorry, sweethearts, I can't let you in.

Why?

We're just here to get something we left in Pablo's room.

I'm sorry, I can't. Pablo's orders.

Have you spoken with Pablo?

- Hi, Rosy. - Hi. Hey, where are you going?

Rosy!

What's going on?

I don't know what's going on between you and Pablo,

- but I spoke with him. - And where is he?

He didn't say.

What he did say

was I shouldn't give you product under any circumstances.

MarĂ­a, we're losing thousands because of Pablo's tantrum.

Jonás gave us some, but we need more.

There has to be some in his room.

I can't let you in!

Come on!

- Find him. - Where?

- In Valle. - What?

He's in Valle!

Why didn't you say so?

I don't want to see him, but we've got no choice, let's go.

Shit, we're losing all our clients!

He had to go fucking meditate!

We've just lost 7,000 pesos.

And there's no way we'll get to the 8:00 p.m. party.

- Now it's 15,000 pesos! - What about the one at Interlomas?

Shit, that's 30,000 pesos blown!

I want to kill Pablo, I swear.

MarĂ­a.

Rosy says the kid outside is being aggressive,

she's scared of going out.

I'll be right there.

Listen, kid, you can't do that.

I know, but it's really urgent.

I need more.

Where is Pablo?

Can I come get more later?

My friends also want some.

All right.

But I don't want any fuss,

- or you'll get nothing. - Sure.

- Come on, leave now! - Yeah, sorry.

My mom is really sick.

We couldn't get a hold of Pablo

and need him to come straight to the hospital with us.

Her white blood cells got all altered during the Halloween lunch.

So, Pablo is your brother?

Don't worry.

Everything's going to be all right.

I'll get him right away,

and tonight's meditation will be in her honor.

So she receives lots of light.

Thank you.

White blood cells? You've lost it.

Sorry, it was all I could think of.

Pablo, I hope you're relaxed.

Your sister has visited me in my office

and has just told me

- your mom isn't feeling well. - My sister?

Your mom will be okay, she just needs you there.

Listen to the divine plan.

Loads of healing and light for you and your mom.

Thank you so much.

Take care.

- What the fuck is this car? - I hired it.

Don't give him explanations.

- He doesn't deserve them. - What?

I didn't want to see you, SofĂ­a.

I didn't want you to come. Nobody...

Nobody wanted to come!

Believe me. You shunned us.

- You fucked us. - Why don't we...

You shut up!

No, you shut up!

You have no say.

Don't I?

I have no say in this.

Well, I'm talking.

Are you two years old?

- By the way, it's ridiculous... - Ridiculous?

You are ridiculous here!

You're so immature!

A fourth-rate yogi!

We want Halloween!

We want Halloween!

Oh, my goodness!

We want Halloween!

You're welcome. Have a great time.

We want Halloween!

You're a fucking fourth-rate lowlife!

Your word is worthless!

My word.

- I didn't promise you anything. - No?

You and me, and Japan?

You used me as if I were disposable!

You're mixing things up.

All right, so now it's my problem?

I'm mixing things up?

The kisses.

You said we'd go wherever I wanted, is that mixing things up?

You're mixing personal stuff with business.

Perfect. Because you're just the same in business!

You only think of yourself.

You're the most selfish person I've ever met.

Selfish, me?

Someone has just died.

It was my fucking responsibility that we were there!

Yeah. Wow.

You're selfish, you bastards.

You went for the money,

you're greedy bastards, I turned you into shit!

- No, Pabi. - What?

You turned us?

See? You didn't turn us into anything.

If you think you're all-powerful, you're an idiot.

Business has never been better.

In fact, I'm much better off without you.

We're better off without you!

No, Pabi, please!

It's a rental!

No! Wait!

Don't you dare touch MatĂ­as, bastard!

- Are you okay? - Yes.

We have Pablo. Go see him at his house in an hour.

What is it, Mary?

I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood.

Do I look like a sucker, you asshole?

- What are you talking about? - My money.

I know the Monkey didn't keep it, I want my cut.

The Monkey?

The one on the news?

Oh, my God!

Mary!

"NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SEND YOU FLOWERS" DIEGO

MATĂŤAS: Backwards selfie?

Backwards selfie.

"Eifles."

Hi, Daddy.

You look awful.

A bad day?

Do you want some?

Here's your money.

Where were you, motherfucker?

- You can't disappear just like that. - Bro...

This Monkey thing, I don't know.

That's how this business works.

Either stay or leave.

Subtitle translation by Lia Moya

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