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We're dashing through the snow
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In a one-horse open sleigh
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[GUNSHOT]
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- Holy Moses!
- I just...
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wanted to have...
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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... a nice Christmas,
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- Put it down!
- ... and you all...
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- ruined it...
- Honey...
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- ... again!
- Stop!
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- Honey, no...
- Okay! Okay!
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I'm out!
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Christmas is canceled.
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- _
-
Christmas time, oh, Christmas time
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The end of the year
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- _
-
Boys and girls are in the park...
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- Hey.
- Ah!
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Now it feels like Christmas.
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What kind of jacket is that?
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- But where's Ali?
- What's with the beard?
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Uh, she's not coming.
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- Oh, no.
- Uh, she's really sorry.
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The weather girl says
we're supposed to get snow.
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- What happened?
- Yeah, her-her dad got sick.
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- Oh, that's awful.
- Yeah, kidney stones.
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- Oh, God.
- We were so excited
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- to finally meet her.
- I hope he's drinking a lot of water.
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'Cause those things can come
in bunches and people say
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- it's worse than childbirth.
- It's not.
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Honey, you've never had kidney stones.
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I've had three babies.
One, a ten-pounder.
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- Well, okay...
- Not you. Come in.
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- Give me the bag.
- Yay.
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Oh, that's my boy.
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You're gonna need, uh,
better shoes than that.
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- You gave me those, Dad.
- Yeah, I gave them to you
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for the summer, all right?
Not for the winter.
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Hey, did you tip the cabbie?
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Because those guys work for a living.
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[BLARING]
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- _
- Oh!
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Thanks for picking me up, dude.
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God! Oh, I thought you
were coming in at 1:00.
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- You're full of crap, Sean.
- No...
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- Sorry I woke you, Leon.
- No.
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Does that sound like
something I would do?
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Does it sound like I would
agree to pick you up before noon
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on a weekend, ever?
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- Come here.
- Good to see you.
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Welcome home, okay...
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- Aah!
- Aah! Yeah.
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That's for the air horn, dumbass.
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I'm going back to bed.
Wake me up at 3:00.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Hey, heads up...
our bathroom's
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under construction,
so this one's seeing a lot of traffic.
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Yeah, it was supposed to be
finished by Thanksgiving.
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You got some of your
AA buddies on the job?
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- It's the roof all over again.
- I'm trying to give
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some people a leg up...
Is that so wrong?
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SEAN JR.: It is if you have
to take a dump
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while your mom's in the shower.
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That was me.
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Hire a real plumber.
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- Me, me, me, me.
- Long flight...
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And maybe work on your savior complex.
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SEAN SR.: Oh! Bridget's here.
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- Bridget's here.
- Great.
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BRIDGET: Mom invited everyone
over for a big feast to meet Ali.
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What happened?
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Her dad had gallbladder surgery.
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The whole family's staying local.
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She totally broke up with you, right?
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Yesterday, at brunch.
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It was brutal.
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- Ah.
- Aw, man, I'm sorry.
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Her lease was up,
and I was really into her,
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but I just... and I wasn't,
you know, quite ready
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to move in together. Then this jerk
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at the next table gets down on one knee.
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- Come on.
- Just gives this incredibly
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moving proposal... Like, beautiful.
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Brunch can be tricky.
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Mom's gonna analyze
the crap out of this.
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- I'm not telling her.
- I mean, I fully support women
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of any age going back
to get their master's,
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- but ugh... psychology?
- Yeah, but...
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I mean, it's just so annoying.
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Yeah, she's been all kinds
of unreasonable lately.
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You know, she actually stopped
doing my laundry.
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Oh, preposterous.
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I pay rent.
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- I deserve amenities.
- SEAN SR.: Sean!
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I found the tree.
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- I bet you didn't.
- Uh-oh.
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- Let's see...
- No!
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That's not a tree,
that's a-that's a Christmas shrub.
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It's got pluck. I'm getting it.
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You do this every year, old man.
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You got a Douglas-fir problem.
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ANN: Everyone's gonna
be here in an hour.
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They're being delivered?
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We don't need cookies, okay?
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Big Stan's bringing pies.
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- Big Stan?
- SEAN SR.: Mm-hmm.
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Didn't he wet himself
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- caroling last year?
- Yep.
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He's got nine months sober
and I have full faith, okay?
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I thought you'd like the cookies.
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Eater Chicago says they're
the best in the city.
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Honey, Stan needs the win.
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Did you call your boss
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- at the rink, Seanny?
- No.
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It's a chess match.
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I'm not gonna make the first move.
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She owes me a lot of overtime.
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You know you're the maintenance guy.
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Might not have the
leverage you think you do.
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A-Again with the stick, Mom.
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Would love to see the carrot sometime.
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Jesus's dad was a maintenance guy.
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ANN: Don't forget to take
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a lot of photos. Get your camera.
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Got it.
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Hey.
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- My mom's on scotch two.
- Oh, God.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Here you go.
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Here's to my last Christmas.
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I thought last Christmas
was your last Christmas.
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You're really dragging
out this death thing.
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[LAUGHS] Where's your Chinese husband?
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He's Korean, and he's on a plane.
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He'll be here in a couple hours.
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If you make it that long.
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Look, Roger, they have a Christmas tree.
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Probably paid full price.
The real deals don't
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- happen for a few days.
- SEAN JR.: I would feel bad
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if I didn't bring you
in on this opportunity.
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We've been down this road before.
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Uh, two words:
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"funeral" and "fireworks."
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What?
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Exactly.
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We take your loved one's cremated ashes
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put them in a canister...
I've already got the prototype...
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Then shoot them into the
sky in a spectacular display
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of color and light and awe.
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Tasteful.
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Oh, hey.
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Hi.
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Uh, did-did you ring the bell?
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Um, no, not yet. I'm Cora.
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Right, right.
With the-the best cookies in Chicago.
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That's a lot of pressure.
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- I'm Dan.
- Hi.
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Um... Uh, yeah, just...
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[COINS JINGLING]
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Not much, but here you go.
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What's this?
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It's-it's a really bad tip.
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- I'm sorry, um...
- There's at least
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86 cents here and a button.
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No, it's terrible.
I was a waiter, and I'm just
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giving you things that
fell off my shirt.
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- Unforgivable.
- I was just messing with you.
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I'm Cora, Marco's girlfriend.
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He forgot his phone in the car.
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Hey there! There he is.
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- My long-lost cousin.
- Hey. [LAUGHS]
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Oh, man.
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Ah, the only man I've
ever taken a bath with.
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- Oh.
- We were five.
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He thought I was a delivery person.
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No, I'm an idiot. I just figured
with the Cookie Monster T-shirt,
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it was some kind of
clever marketing thing.
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This is Elmo. Cookie Monster's blue.
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Wow. All furry people look alike to you.
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- Will you just come in.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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Hey, hey! Hey, I smell that roast.
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We're kicking off the holiday
season right, Uncle Sean.
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- Hey, hon.
- Yes, it's my second glass.
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You're counting, not me.
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I have a lot on my plate.
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I read another new article
online last night that says
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that breast cancer went from being one
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of the top five good kinds to get
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into the top three,
so we're-we're trending up.
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- Yay.
- It's good news.
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All right, we both agree
we're not gonna let it
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slip out to any one of
the kids before Christmas.
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Uh, you're the one that's
heading for glass number three.
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Oh, thought you weren't counting.
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Then you stare up into the night sky...
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Bam!
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The sixth stage of grief.
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Applause.
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Get in there. Mom wants pictures.
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Daniel, how's work going?
You got any shows coming up?
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Daniel, over here, ditched us to go
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to be some big-time
artsy-fartsy photographer
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in New York City.
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- [SEAN JR. LAUGHS]
- Fashion models,
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male prostitutes, a lot of blurry stuff.
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He's so talented.
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I'm impressed.
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Don't be. Right now, I'm just
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assisting this guy Victor,
who takes pictures
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for the Restoration
Hardware catalog, so...
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Yeah, oh, yeah,
maybe you guys have heard of Victor.
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He's also someone whose
dreams haven't panned out.
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We can't all have the same job
we had in high school.
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- Lifestyle choice.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
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Ah, that's work.
Oh, I'm gonna take this.
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- SEAN SR.: Sean, we're out of soda.
- Check the garage.
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- You're on beverages.
- I'm on chips and napkins.
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- He's losing it. It's actually sad.
- Want a beer?
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Sure.
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So, um,
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I believe we've got
some accounting to do.
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- What are you talking about?
- The 86 cents you owe me.
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Oh, no. You gave me that money.
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Oh, is this really how
you want to play it?
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It actually is.
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Well, then, you give me no choice.
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Uncle Roger.
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Danny, my boy.
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Wow. You weren't kidding.
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She's an absolute stunner.
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We've done all right, us Moody men.
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N-No, no, no, this is Cora.
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- She's Marco's girlfriend.
- Oh.
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Uh, she was just asking me
how to get here from, um...
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Where is it you live again?
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Um, Logan Square.
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Oh, Logan Square. Ah, that's a pickle.
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You probably took the expressway, right?
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Well, next time think about
scooting down Ashland.
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- I'll go get us some beers.
- Smooth sailing.
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Unless there's a hockey game. Oh, boy.
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Now you're gonna have to zigzag...
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DAN: Wait, are you not drinking?
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- I just want a water.
- SEAN JR.: Are you sure?
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There's a diet here
with your name on it.
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- I'm good with water.
- You said that, uh,
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with a bit of a thing on it.
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No... no caffeine, no alcohol.
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Oh, good Lord, are you pregnant?
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- I'm not pregnant.
- You liar. You knew?
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I'm the oldest.
How could you tell him first?
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Are you seriously gonna
make her pregnancy about me?
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- I am the oldest.
- I'm not pregnant.
252
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I'm not pregnant, okay?
I'm the furthest thing
253
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from pregnant.
254
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Which-which would be?
255
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DAN: Bridge, y-you...
256
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- you okay?
- No.
257
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No, I'm not okay.
258
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I'm a horrible, horrible person.
259
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I cheated on Doug.
260
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When I was in Atlanta on business.
261
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Mm.
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Okay, I already feel like crap,
so would you guys
263
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just say something?
264
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- I don't know.
- Um...
265
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W-Was it with another Asian guy?
266
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What? No.
267
00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:06,665
Yes.
268
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Yeah, it was.
269
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- [STIFLED LAUGH]
- Can you...?
270
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- [LAUGHS]
- Heavenly Father, thank you
271
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for having everybody here with us today
272
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as we celebrate Dan's return
273
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five days before we
celebrate your son's birth.
274
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My brother Roger and his fianc?e...
275
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- Mukta.
- Mukta.
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And, uh, Big Stan, of course.
277
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- Honored, as always.
- Mm-hmm. And Bridget
278
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and my mom...
279
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Hey, Dad, he's God. He knows who's here.
280
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And, uh, please keep
a close watch over us,
281
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especially this year.
282
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ROGER: Amen.
283
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So how did you two lovebirds meet?
284
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Uh, at my boy Devon's wedding.
285
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He gave a really sweet toast.
286
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MARCO: Yeah, the bride's
grandfather was dying.
287
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- Low-hanging fruit.
- [LAUGHTER]
288
00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:52,422
Well, we have a funny story, too.
289
00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:54,050
- Yeah?
- ROGER: This little Kundalini
290
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pulls into my place of business
291
00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:57,907
in a 2011 Corolla.
292
00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:00,562
I run the parts department
at South Side Toyota.
293
00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:02,249
Anyway, dated for a bit,
294
00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:04,337
and, um, she got cold feet,
295
00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:08,056
and then, we realized
that she was, uh, pregnant.
296
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- Oh, my God.
- What?!
297
00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:12,259
- That's amazing.
- [EXCITED CHATTER]
298
00:10:12,284 --> 00:10:13,853
- It's not mine. It's not mine.
- What?
299
00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:16,144
It's not mine. No, no.
300
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,064
No, no. But I'm gonna
raise him like he's mine.
301
00:10:24,487 --> 00:10:25,751
- To another Moody.
- Thank you.
302
00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,657
- Yeah, another Moody.
- There we go.
303
00:10:27,682 --> 00:10:30,540
- To another Moody.
- Dan, Dan, I got you
304
00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:32,656
- that wine that you like.
- SEAN JR.: Annie Leibovitz
305
00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,298
gets special wine?
306
00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,032
Settle down. It's a $12 Malbec.
307
00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:38,470
- It's a... Malbec?
- ALL: Oh.
308
00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,235
Oh, look out. Malbec's here,
309
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,650
- everybody. Malbec?
- It's a Malbec over there!
310
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,110
SEAN JR.: Who the hell are you?
311
00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:44,466
What did Brooklyn do to you?
312
00:10:44,491 --> 00:10:45,736
SEAN SR.: Telling you right now,
313
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,877
you are gonna want to dig into
314
00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:47,955
that Yorkshire pudding, 'cause I think
315
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,993
- it's my best batch I ever made.
- DAN: Yeah.
316
00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:53,227
Looks great, Dad, but, uh,
I'm kind of off carbs right now.
317
00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,778
- Kind of doing a keto diet.
- Wha... A what-o diet?
318
00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:58,632
That's stupid. Uh, Microbiome,
they did a bunch of studies...
319
00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,752
You kn... know what? Let's not
320
00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:01,602
- make this a big deal.
- Fake science. It's fake science.
321
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:02,627
Well, it's kind of a big deal
322
00:11:02,651 --> 00:11:05,469
because I slaved over
this meal and, you know,
323
00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:07,913
you know, Big Stan doesn't eat fish.
I'm not complaining.
324
00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:10,555
Glad to have you here. And, you know,
Bridget's off cheese, so...
325
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,509
I haven't eaten dairy since I was 12.
326
00:11:12,534 --> 00:11:14,821
And I for one do not miss those farts.
327
00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,728
- Okay, don't say that at the table.
- That's horrifying.
328
00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:17,969
Take the paint off a wall.
329
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,427
Dan, is this why you look so trim?
330
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,329
You look like a dancer.
331
00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:22,972
Here, try it. It's so light and fluffy.
332
00:11:22,997 --> 00:11:24,174
- I can't even describe it.
- I'm good.
333
00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:25,642
- I don't want any. Come on.
- [ALL CLAMORING]
334
00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,040
Just try it. Try the pudding.
335
00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,821
He doesn't want the pudding.
336
00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:31,614
[CHANTING]: Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding.
337
00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,454
- Eat the pudding.
- Aw.
338
00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,298
- Eat the pudding.
- Gosh...
339
00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,790
Eat the pudding.
340
00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:40,335
- You don't have to eat the pudding.
- All right, enough, enough, enough.
341
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,182
L-Leave him alone. The poor guy,
his girlfriend just dumped him.
342
00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:44,741
Just leave him alone.
343
00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:49,788
- Ali?
- Yeah, I just...
344
00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:52,204
ANN: You said her dad was sick.
345
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,468
Are you serious? What is your problem?
346
00:11:54,493 --> 00:11:55,766
- Hey.
- Whoa.
347
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,040
Don't throw my rolls.
348
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,376
Come on. Keto, keto.
I'm protecting your keto choices.
349
00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:02,867
What did you do this time?
350
00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,148
Why do you always
assume it was my fault?
351
00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:07,735
Well, there must be a reason
why they keep running away
352
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,430
I mean, it's Ali, Sarah,
353
00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:12,298
- the tall girl I liked.
- Her name was Margaret.
354
00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:14,274
- No, I think it was Kendall.
- Okay, there was a Kendall.
355
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,173
But there was also a
tall girl named Margaret.
356
00:12:16,198 --> 00:12:18,017
And there was a short one
who was a-always vaping.
357
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,038
- Brittany... Beth.
- SEAN SR.: Rumpelstiltskin?
358
00:12:20,063 --> 00:12:22,149
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Oh, that must be my cookies.
359
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,767
Cookies? I brought pies.
360
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,930
[QUIETLY]: It's okay.
We're not gonna eat the cookies.
361
00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:30,876
Welcome home, huh?
362
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,672
Yeah, they don't love that I moved away.
363
00:12:33,697 --> 00:12:36,555
I was this close to going
skiing with friends, you know?
364
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,177
- No, you weren't.
- No, I wasn't.
365
00:12:39,202 --> 00:12:40,493
[BOTH LAUGH]
366
00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:42,134
So, uh, what do you?
367
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:44,384
Beside date my cousin?
368
00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:46,782
I design jewelry. Look.
369
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,554
- Nice.
- Which means I am a bartender,
370
00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:51,867
a nanny and pretty much always broke.
371
00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:53,344
Tell me about it. I guess,
372
00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:55,794
in the back of my mind,
I always thought I could just...
373
00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:57,396
go to law school.
374
00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:59,179
No. Don't say that.
375
00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:01,890
I just lost a playwright
friend to dental school.
376
00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,860
- How old?
- 27.
377
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,196
So young.
378
00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,530
Take the LSATs.
379
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:09,564
- You don't have to go.
- Mom, were you listening?
380
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,390
No. I was cleaning up.
381
00:13:12,415 --> 00:13:14,423
- Right.
- But you would have options.
382
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,852
Hey. Kitchen party, huh?
383
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,524
Sorry, gang. Bro time.
384
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:23,044
Just... I...
I mean I need to talk to you.
385
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,915
Malbec, follow me.
386
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,501
Maybe Ali did me a favor.
387
00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:29,326
I mean, s-she's a brand
marketing consultant.
388
00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:30,876
I'm not even 100% sure what that is.
389
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:33,865
- Yeah, but that Cora, right?
- W-What? What?
390
00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,344
I'm just surprised Marco
hasn't kicked your ass yet.
391
00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:38,170
Oh, come on.
That's called being a good host.
392
00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:39,728
Uh-huh, yeah. She's a beautiful woman.
393
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:42,218
I'll give you that. Here.
394
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,099
Put this on, there, Romeo.
395
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,444
What? No.
396
00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:48,104
- What's going on?
- We're tipping the scales
397
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,579
of justice for the working man.
398
00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:53,712
Uh, I'm out.
399
00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:55,045
This is, uh, this is starting
400
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,657
- to feel like a felony.
- [GRUNTING]
401
00:13:58,352 --> 00:14:01,685
Look, my boss owes me
three weeks of overtime.
402
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,287
I need to send her a message.
Plus, you owe me.
403
00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,854
[CHUCKLES]: What for?
404
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,851
Abandoning me.
405
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,968
And leaving me to take care
of our elderly parents.
406
00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:12,695
Uh, they're taking care of you.
407
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,553
Especially Dad, who is always on my ass
408
00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:16,411
about joining him the
damn HVAC business.
409
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,023
- I'm not doing this.
- Dan!
410
00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:20,214
Take this boost and get up there.
411
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,843
You're very lucky I
like to climb things.
412
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,531
There he is.
413
00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:28,787
Okay, so you'll probably
find out eventually,
414
00:14:28,812 --> 00:14:30,478
but, uh, Marco and I
415
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,335
made out once when we were kids.
416
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,592
Yeah, he told me.
417
00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:35,874
- Really? What did he say?
- MARCO: Babe.
418
00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:38,523
- Can I talk to you for a sec?
- Sure, what's up?
419
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,066
Hey, so a spot just opened
up at the company box
420
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,515
for the Bulls game.
CEO's gonna be there.
421
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,398
Could be some major face time,
422
00:14:45,423 --> 00:14:46,952
blow him away with my hoop knowledge,
423
00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:48,327
but I shouldn't go, right?
424
00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:50,452
'Cause I'm at a holiday
party with my girl.
425
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,568
- It's really okay.
- No, it's not okay.
426
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,304
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna abandon you here
427
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,257
with a bunch of people
that you hardly even know,
428
00:14:57,282 --> 00:14:59,812
even if it is the corporate
box with the six-foot subs,
429
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,256
I'm not gonna do that.
430
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,929
Go. I'll take an Uber.
431
00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,468
Not on my watch.
432
00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:06,425
Be an honor for Mukta
and I to drive you home.
433
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,316
I'll show you a few shortcuts,
434
00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:10,585
but I'm gonna have to
swear you to secrecy.
435
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,888
Last call for pie.
No one's touched the pecan.
436
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,390
[ENGINE REVS]
437
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:23,131
You got to admit it...
this is a pretty fantastic crime.
438
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,749
- Can I drive?
- That depends,
439
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:26,812
have you been naughty or nice?
440
00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:29,170
Just hear those
sleigh bells jingling
441
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,921
-
Ring tingle tingling, too
- [WHOOPING]
442
00:15:30,945 --> 00:15:32,584
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
443
00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:35,171
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride
444
00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:37,444
-
Together with you
-
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
445
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:40,859
Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling
446
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:43,468
-
"Yoo hoo"
-
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
447
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,704
Come on, it's lovely weather
448
00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:46,812
For a sleigh ride together with you
449
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,037
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
450
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,843
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
451
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,953
Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding
452
00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:56,758
Ring-a-ling-a ding
453
00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:59,812
Dong, ding
454
00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:01,070
[SIREN CHIRPS]
455
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:03,257
Oh, okay. Here we go.
456
00:16:04,577 --> 00:16:06,094
- Crap.
- It's all good, it's all good.
457
00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:07,265
Let me handle this.
458
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,954
How's it going, Santas?
459
00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:10,812
Um...
460
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,585
Wh... R-Really?
461
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,097
Of course.
462
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,413
- [RUSTLING]
- [SEAN JR. GRUNTS]
463
00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:19,866
Hey. What's with the getup?
464
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,391
You're not...
you're never gonna believe this.
465
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,396
Dan went a head and
got himself arrested.
466
00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,820
What? What do you mean, arrested?
467
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,438
Still trying to piece
that together myself.
468
00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:28,359
Hey, sponse, there's a cop out front.
469
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:30,734
- I'm-a lay low in the garage.
- What the hell?
470
00:16:30,759 --> 00:16:31,759
Crazy.
471
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,937
- I do not believe this.
- ROGER: Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
472
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,288
- Sean, I got...
- Please, please, I got this.
473
00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:41,468
Officer. Roger Moody. South Side Toyota.
474
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:43,429
We service your assault vehicles, so...
475
00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:45,023
Roger, Roger. Enough.
476
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,718
This one stole a Zamboni.
477
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:49,094
- What?
- What?! Tha...
478
00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:51,351
That doesn't sound like our Danny boy.
479
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:53,203
- Hey there, Santa.
- Officer, I'm an attorney.
480
00:16:53,227 --> 00:16:54,318
I'll be handling this.
481
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:57,469
COP: Oh, the owner's not pressing
any charges, but whichever
482
00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,523
one of you is Sean Moody, you're fired.
483
00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:04,451
Okay, you tell Meg
that, at the very least,
484
00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:06,163
oh, yeah, this is going to arbitration.
485
00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:08,013
- No, it's not.
- ANN: You know, Dan,
486
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:10,023
we expect this from Sean.
487
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:11,485
- What the... hell?
- SEAN SR.: Yeah.
488
00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:14,374
But I cannot understand why
you're having such a hard time
489
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,631
transitioning into adulthood.
490
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,632
Okay? You can't keep a relationship.
491
00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:20,826
You're bouncing from job to job.
492
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:22,999
You're on this weird ballerina diet.
493
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,102
You got arrested in what
could've been a class D felony.
494
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,781
I mean, you lied to us about Ali.
495
00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:30,168
- You skipped my 56th birthday.
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,805
Okay? Maybe New York
is just too much for you.
497
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,974
No. No, no, I feel great in New York.
498
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:37,884
It's here that's too much for me.
499
00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:39,752
- SEAN JR.: Here we go.
- I didn't tell you about Ali
500
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:42,847
because I knew you'd
just jump down my throat.
501
00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,360
I got dumped. [SCOFFS]
502
00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:46,610
N-Not one of you asked how I was doing.
503
00:17:46,642 --> 00:17:48,781
We jump down your throat because
that's our way of showing you
504
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,021
how much we love you, okay?
505
00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,579
And-and asking you how you're doing.
506
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,360
- How you doing?
- ALL: How are you doing?
507
00:17:53,385 --> 00:17:55,985
Not good. Not good. Not good.
508
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,462
Well, we can see that.
509
00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,471
You know what, may-maybe I shouldn't
have come home this year.
510
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,833
Maybe I should've gone
skiing with my friends.
511
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,157
No.
512
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,969
In fact, I'm, uh,
513
00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,900
I'm gonna see if I can get
a flight out, right now.
514
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,620
You're bailing, you Christmas coward?
515
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,111
Danny, wait.
516
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:13,276
If you're heading to the airport,
take Oak Lawn to 45th.
517
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,046
There's construction on Pulaski.
518
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,369
- Thanks.
- It's quicker.
519
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,064
Look at this.
520
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,214
- ANN: Open your eyes.
- All right, guys.
521
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,939
- [KIDS GASP]
- Puppy.
522
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,955
- Oh, my gosh.
- SEAN SR.: Yeah.
523
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,791
Puppy, puppy, puppy.
524
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:35,994
SEAN SR.: All right, guys.
525
00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:39,611
ANN: All right,
what're we gonna call him. Leon?
526
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:42,494
SEAN SR.: Leon? Okay.
527
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,723
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
528
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:47,119
SEAN SR.: Hey, guys, look, look at me.
529
00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:50,384
Look how cute you were.
Makes me want to have kids.
530
00:18:50,409 --> 00:18:53,158
ANN: Merry Christmas.
531
00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:59,211
[EXCLAIMING]
532
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,447
[SIGHS]
533
00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:06,560
Not going skiing, then?
534
00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:08,172
Nah.
535
00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:10,556
- Can't do that to my family.
- Mm.
536
00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:12,399
What's your excuse?
537
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,884
My boyfriend went to a basketball game
538
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:16,158
and left me here.
539
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,728
- Ooh, ouch.
- [CHUCKLES]
540
00:19:17,753 --> 00:19:19,319
Got to love the holidays.
541
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,588
If it's any consolation...
542
00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:29,887
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
543
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:37,705
I'm sorry. I-I...
544
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,549
That was... that was really stupid.
545
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,002
I shouldn't have done that. Um...
546
00:19:41,027 --> 00:19:43,430
You probably shouldn't.
547
00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,220
Yeah.
548
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,426
MARCO: Nailed it!
549
00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:52,088
Made the CEO laugh.
550
00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:54,603
Beer came out his nose. It was awesome.
551
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,236
- Oh, hi.
- What's up, cuz?
552
00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,517
- Hey.
- Ah!
553
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,314
Hey, I'm pretty sure
I saw Scottie Pippen
554
00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,510
- in the parking lot.
- CORA: You did?
555
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,924
Yeah. I was like, "What's up, Scottie?"
556
00:20:03,949 --> 00:20:07,033
And he was like...
He didn't say nothing, but...
557
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:09,009
SEAN SR.: Oh, my God.
558
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,705
You've outdid yourself, man.
559
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,463
Is this crust homemade?
560
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:14,322
- Who are you talking to?
- [SCOFFS]
561
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,728
Sean, the lights.
562
00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:17,319
SEAN JR.: I took out the recycling.
563
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:18,676
Sean!
564
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,041
It's 24-7 around here.
565
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,853
I have cancer.
566
00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:30,510
I'm not supposed to tell anybody.
567
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,595
Breast cancer, if you can believe it.
568
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,181
I'm having surgery
right after New Year's.
569
00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:41,017
Doctor says I should be
fine by bikini season.
570
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:42,889
[CHUCKLES]
571
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,744
You must be scared.
572
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,166
Out of my mind.
573
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,606
Mmm. Mmm.
574
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,041
["HOLIDAYS ARE HERE"
BY GRINGO STAR PLAYING]
575
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,532
[KNOCKS]
576
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,197
- The door.
- Oh, hey.
577
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,236
- Oh, come on.
- What?
578
00:21:10,261 --> 00:21:11,806
I-I'm sorry.
Are you t... Are you saying something?
579
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,431
Dan, it's 34 degrees outside.
580
00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:14,705
Open the door.
581
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,189
Oh, I'm gonna...
582
00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,692
And when we get too cold
583
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:21,048
We'll sip on hot cocoa
584
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:25,369
The holidays are here
585
00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:28,414
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