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(theme song playing)
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(static crackles)
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CINDY (over radio):
Louie, Louie, Louie,
where are you, Louie?
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Why don't you help me, Louie?
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Why don't you answer me, Louie?
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Where are you, Louie?
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Yeah, Bates, this is Louie.
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How's it goin', kiddo?
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I had an accident.
I hit some ice
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and I spun off the road.
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I can't get the cab started.
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The window's broken,
and I'm freezing.
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I'm on an unmarked country road.
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I got off at the Rocks Hill exit
of the Garden State Parkway.
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I don't know where I am.
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Louie...
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All right, okay, Bates,
Bates, calm down here.
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Now, how do you
expect me to help you
if you're hysterical?
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I'm sorry.
You're right, Louie.
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Okay, okay, Louie.
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I'm calm.
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All right, that's better.
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Now, let's think.
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She's doomed.
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Louie, I know where
this woman is.
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Is right near
the farm where Simka and I
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buy our goat knuckles.
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So?
So, I want to go
and bring her back.
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No, no, no, Latka,
I can't let you go.
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It's too dangerous.
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Let him go, Louie.
Let him go.
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Louie, please, I'm so...
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(static crackles)
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Bates! Bates!
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Ah, her radio just quit.
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Latka, you can't go out there.
It's too dangerous.
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No, no, listen,
where I come from,
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we live every day with danger.
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We laugh at danger.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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You call... you call this
danger-- a little snow?
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Ha, come on.
Where are the wolves?
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Where are the wild boars?
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Where are
the avalanches?
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Where are my mittens?
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(wind howling)
(Latka moaning)
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(moaning continues)
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Excuse me! Excuse me!
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Are you Cindy Bates?
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Yes!
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Of the Sunshine Cab Company?
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Yes! Yes!
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Never hurts to check, you know.
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(chuckles)
All right.
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Oh, oh, oh...
What are you doing?
I'm freezing.
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Let's just go get in your tow
truck and get out of here.
(moaning)
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Oh, that would be
terrific if we could,
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but, you see, it's buried
in a snowbank three miles back.
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(resumes moaning)
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Well, maybe you could do
something with this cab?
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I-I'll take a look.
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(engine sputters)
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(grunts)
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Oh, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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Winter.
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(grunts)
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Oh, come on, turn that
frown upside down.
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I'm freezing.
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You want my coat?
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All right. Here.
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(moaning)
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Oh, I hope it is
the right size for you.
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Oh, oh, here.
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Oh, here you go.
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(continues moaning)
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Oh!
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(spitting)
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(continues moaning)
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Y-You want my scarf?
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Here.
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(resumes moaning)
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What?
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All right.
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Here you go.
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Oh!
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(moaning)
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Oh!
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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It's no good.
Why?
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We're still going
to freeze to death
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with the wind coming
through that broken window.
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No problem.
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(moaning)
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(continues moaning)
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(continues moaning)
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That should do it.
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I feel terrible that
you're going to freeze
to death to save me.
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I am?
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We could share your coat.
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Okay, thank you.
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That's very nice of you.
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Oh, yeah.
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(moaning)
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Latka?
What?
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Am I paranoid, or are we
going to freeze to death?
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What does "paranoid" mean?
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Is it just
my imagination?
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Is it just a
strange thought?
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Oh, no, no, no,
you're not paranoid.
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Don't worry, we're
going to freeze to death.
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We are?
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Yes, we are.
It is unavoidable.
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But, but you know what
is the terrible thing?
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I am going to be brave
in the face of death
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and my wife
won't ever know.
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She'll think I died
the sniveling coward
that I lived.
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Don't, don't give
up yet, Latka.
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We have to do
something, and fast.
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I'm beginning
to get numb.
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Oh, but... but
what can we do?
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(wind howling, Latka moaning)
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(mutters)
We can have sex.
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I'm sorry.
I cannot hear too well.
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I stood too close to the cannon
at my father's funeral.
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No, no, no.
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You... no, you were
hearing right.
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The heat from our bodies
will help us to survive.
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Yeah, but I can't.
I'm a married man.
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This is too perfect.
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I actually get to
die from rejection.
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Oh, no, no, no,
is not personal.
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Is nothing personal.
I am a married man.
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It's a very simple
choice, Latka.
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Either you have sex with me
or you freeze to death.
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Sex, death...
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Sex, death, hmm...
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Why don't you tell me
a little bit about yourself?
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Now, that's wonderful.
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Yes. Thank you for calling.
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The state police found them,
and they're all right.
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(applause and cheering)
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Thank you.
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I feel complete.
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I feel wanted.
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I've joined the family.
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What are you
talking about, Jim?
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"Dear Jim Ignatowski,
we are pleased to welcome you
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"as a member of our family of
satisfied MasterCard holders.
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(Elaine chuckles)
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Your card will
arrive shortly."
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Family.
Yeah.
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A family.
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I've joined the family.
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Me. Jim Ignatowski.
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ALEX:
Nah...
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No, no, Jim,
you see, in this case
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"family" is being used
in a sort of, uh...
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Well, it's a figure of speech.
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I mean, uh, it's a kind of a
cute advertising way of...
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Don't badmouth my family, Alex.
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(mouthing)
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Hey! Our hero!
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(excited greetings)
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Please, Elaine, I
have no more to give.
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Can I please talk to you alone?
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I have a troubled soul.
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What is it?
What is it? What is it?
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Hey, this is private!
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What is it, Latka? What's,
what's, what's, what's wrong?
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I, I have been...
You're considered
a hero here.
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Don't you know that?
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I am not a hero.
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I am a stinkbug.
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I have been unfaithful to Simka.
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What? Come here.
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What-what are
you talking about?
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It-it, it happened
when Cindy and I
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were waiting to be rescued.
Yeah.
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This will destroy Simka.
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I-I don't know what should I do?
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Well, uh...
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You're not going
to tell her, are you?
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I have to.
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She knows me so well,
she will know.
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Believe me.
No, no, no, no, Latka,
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you can't hurt her just so
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you should feel
a little less guilty.
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I mean, the bigger thing here is
to... is to spare Simka.
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I mean, it was a one
and one time only thing, right?
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I mean, it's not going
to happen again, is it?
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Eh...
Is it?
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No, no.
Good, good.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Th-The only decent thing
to do is to deceive her.
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Whew! What a relief.
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Wait a minute.
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How am I going to explain
the scratches on my back?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
that's right.
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They were on her back.
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I am lucky that you
are coming over to my house
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for dinner tonight.
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Huh? Oh, wow.
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I almost forgot about that.
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Uh, hey, but under
the circumstances...
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Under the circumstances
if I'm going to deceive her,
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everything has to look normal.
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She's expecting you,
you come.
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Come on.
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(door unlocking)
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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Latka!
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I'm so happy. I...
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You did it with
another woman!
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Simka, darling...
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Don't "darling" me.
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Who is she?
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Who was the lowlife
that would let you
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have your way with her?
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Well, listen,
I'll just run along now.
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I've got to...
So soon?
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You just got here.
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Yes, you see,
in our country
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we have manners.
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The most important
thing is the guest.
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Forget that our lives
are falling apart.
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The damn guest must come first.
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Here, damn guest.
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Now, you have no problems.
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Eat hearty!
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And you!
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I want names!
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Who is she?!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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SIMKA:
Oh...
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Really?
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Yes.
Latka...
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What?
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Look me in the eye.
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If you can look me in
the eye and tell me
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that you did not have
fleshy union with another woman,
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I will believe you.
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I did not have fleshy
union with another woman.
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Ha!
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Okay, I did. I am sorry.
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Please forgive me.
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Oh, my God!
Simka, it was nothing,
really, it was...
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But you don't understand
the reason why I did...
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Simka, but...
Oh, my God!
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But listen, you
must understand.
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I'll just grab a burger
on my way home.
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You don't have
to worry about me.
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Please, you are making
the guest uncomfortable.
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No, no, no,
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hey, hey, hey...
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Oh, oh, excuse me.
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The damn guest is uncomfortable?
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Oh, are you uncomfortable?
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No, not really.
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Then sit down!
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00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:18,862
Now, you see?
The damn guest is happy.
264
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:24,001
Okay, Latka...
265
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:29,240
maybe there is something that I
don't understand.
266
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,475
Why did you do it?
267
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:36,013
This better be
darn good.
268
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,287
I did it for you.
269
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,493
Go on.
270
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:53,130
Or are those the last
words you will ever say?
271
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:02,539
I... I thought I was never
going to see you again.
272
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:03,874
It was below freezing,
273
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,210
and it was the only way
we could keep warm.
274
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,579
We might have died.
275
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,388
That's true. That's true.
276
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,256
In-In the garage
he's considered a hero.
277
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:21,858
Oh.
278
00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:26,196
But really,
i-it's the only reason.
279
00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:27,664
It was just to
save our lives.
280
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:30,835
Simka, it-it was you
I was kissing.
281
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,903
It was you I was caressing.
282
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,905
It was you I was...
283
00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:37,240
Eh...
284
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,280
Take my word for it, it was you.
285
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,984
Okay.
286
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,622
(sighs)
What I am going to do now
287
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:55,492
is I am going to pack a bag
so that you can go and spend
288
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,562
the rest of your life
someplace else.
289
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,398
Oh, no. Uh...
290
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:01,598
But Simk... No.
291
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:05,001
Packing a bag for Latka!
292
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:06,470
Simka, no...
Simka, please.
293
00:15:06,537 --> 00:15:07,471
Is not necessary.
294
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,406
Hey, hey,
come on, Simka.
295
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:13,043
(yelling in native language)
296
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,179
Come on, Simka,
think it over, Simka.
297
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,481
(muttering in native language)
You guys can
talk about it...
298
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,183
Let's talk about it.
299
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,352
Come on, it can't
be that serious.
(dishes breaking)
300
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,087
Well, listen, I've
overstayed my welcome here.
(screams)
301
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:25,388
I'll be seeing you guys.
302
00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:27,758
Good night.
Please. Let me go.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
303
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,960
Listen, if you leave, she might
stop hiding her anger.
304
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:30,961
(shrieks)
305
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:36,900
No, no, Latka, let him go.
306
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:39,570
It was just
lovely having you.
307
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:46,176
Next time, bring some
of your damn friends.
308
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:48,479
Okay, good night,
you guys. I, uh...
309
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,582
Listen, uh, you know,
310
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:55,318
I-I feel kind of funny
because, well, I can see
311
00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,888
you're having some
minor difficulties
312
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,325
that might affect your future,
but, uh, I just want you to know
313
00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:02,826
that I-I think
you're both great.
314
00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:06,596
And Simka, I know
you love Latka.
315
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,231
If you just talk
to him calmly,
316
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:09,734
there'll be
nothing to wor...
317
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:26,583
Simka, do you really
want me to go?
318
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,756
I don't know what I want.
319
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:39,396
Latka, we must go to the priest.
320
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,165
You must confess your sin
321
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:46,303
and whatever he
advises, we must obey.
322
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:51,508
I'm sorry I hurt you.
323
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:55,245
Yeah, well, let's
not talk anymore.
324
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,624
(knocking at door)
325
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,158
(speaking native language)
326
00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:15,666
Ah, Latka, Simka.
327
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,501
(speaking
native language)
328
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,807
(speaking native language)
329
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,978
(speaking native language)
330
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:46,730
(speaking native language)
331
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,200
(knock at door)
332
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,335
(speaks native language)
333
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:56,173
(speaks native language)
Hello, Latka, Simka.
334
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,741
Please forgive
the intrusion.
335
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,009
This will only
take a moment.
336
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:02,179
(whispers indistinctly)
337
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,849
I happened to run into some
ladies who missed the bus,
338
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,584
and, uh, they
expressed a desire
339
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:09,820
to visit the church and
see Reverend Gorky.
340
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:10,921
Ibida.
341
00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:12,223
Good.
342
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,958
Come in, ladies.
343
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:17,428
Make yourselves at home.
344
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:20,397
Excellent.
345
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,799
(speaking native language)
346
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:26,370
He wants to know if you would
like to see an unburdening.
347
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,973
It's our religion's
equivalent of a confession.
348
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,541
Sure.
349
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,578
Mascha? Eh...
350
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:38,682
I, I don't know if
this is such a hot idea.
351
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:46,857
What I have to confess is of a
deepest, most personal nature.
352
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,559
(whispers)
353
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:51,761
(speaking native language)
354
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,302
"Providence has
brought them.
355
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,504
"There is no accidents.
356
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:01,872
You shall stay."
357
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,617
All right.
358
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,622
(speaking native language)
359
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,756
(laughing)
360
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:22,259
He says he hopes Reverend Gorky
361
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,795
won't be shocked by
anything he has to say.
362
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,863
(speaking native language)
363
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,533
Reverend Gorky says
Latka cannot shock him.
364
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,903
(speaking native language)
365
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:36,172
He has already heard a man who
raised his voice to his mother.
366
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,510
(Gorky speaking
native language)
367
00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:43,180
Another who gave false coin to
gain admission to the subway.
368
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:49,886
(speaking native language)
369
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,488
So how bad can it be?
370
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:04,167
(speaking native language)
371
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:07,637
He said, "I am troubled
and seek your wisdom."
372
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:09,739
(speaking native language)
373
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:16,146
"I had meaningless sex with
a woman from the garage."
374
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,556
(speaking native language)
375
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:29,760
"I have been unfaithful
to my wife and a disgrace
376
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,762
to my family."
377
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,364
(wailing in native language)
378
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,511
"I only want for things
to be the way they were
379
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:50,414
"between Simka and me and,
for Simka to forgive me
380
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,582
and to save
our marriage."
381
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,183
Ibida, Gorky!
382
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:59,722
Ibida! Ibida! Ibida!
383
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,760
"Please help us,
Reverend Gorky.
384
00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:05,895
Please, please, please."
385
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:11,000
And now I believe
the Reverend Gorky
386
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:14,004
will impart his sage
and profound wisdom
387
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,073
and counsel the sinner.
388
00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,079
(deep voice):
Latka.
389
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:23,980
(imitating Gorky):
"Latka."
390
00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:38,162
(speaking native language)
391
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,204
This is most fascinating.
392
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:51,275
He says since Latka sinned
with someone he worked with,
393
00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:55,512
Simka must sin with
someone she works with.
394
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:58,014
(speaking native language)
395
00:21:58,082 --> 00:22:01,151
But Simka doesn't work.
396
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:03,954
(speaking native language)
397
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:12,095
So Simka must sin with
someone Latka works with.
398
00:22:17,268 --> 00:22:19,036
(speaking native language)
399
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:21,505
And now we must
leave them alone.
400
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,454
You see what we must do now,
401
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:41,825
just because you did
not want to die?
402
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:45,329
You mean, you are going
to go through with this?
403
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,998
Latka--
404
00:22:48,065 --> 00:22:50,867
we are religious people.
405
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:54,438
We are orthodox.
406
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:58,075
Our church has told us
what we must do,
407
00:22:58,142 --> 00:23:01,545
and we must obey if
we are to remain married.
408
00:23:01,612 --> 00:23:05,015
You mean to tell me
409
00:23:05,082 --> 00:23:07,518
you are going to sleep
with one of my friends?
410
00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:16,193
Baby, you're the greatest.
411
00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:32,810
(theme song playing)
412
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,900
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
413
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,068
(man grumbling)
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