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(theme song playing)
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So, whatever
happened to
Heather?
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Interesting
you should bring that up.
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I ran into her not long ago.
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I almost walked right by her.
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I wouldn't have recognized her
in a million years,
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except for one little thing
that never changes.
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What's that?
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My name.
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She yelled, "Hey, Jim!"
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Jim, Jim, Jim.
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Heather?
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You-you were in college?
Uh-huh.
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You had the education.
You had the wealth.
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You had the opportunities,
and you threw that all away.
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Now, you have nothing.
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I have peace of mind.
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Yeah, a very small piece.
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Maybe one sixteenth.
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Hey, uh, Elaine, have these
stories helped you any?
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Uh, yeah, a little bit.
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Yeah, but you know
what's really gonna help
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is that my kids are coming here
after school.
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I mean, they're an important
part of this decision,
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and I've got to hear
what they think.
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Yeah.
JIM:
Good idea, Elaine.
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We gain from experience,
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but we lose the wisdom that
comes from childlike simplicity.
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Right, Latka?
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Why-why are you asking me?
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There are
three other people here.
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I thought
I'd ask the wisest.
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Oh...oh.
(snorting)
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All right, wise guy. That does
it. You say good-bye to your...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no,
no, Latka!
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Come on. No.
Latka, come on.
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Don't you have some kind
of turning point story?
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I bet you do. Come on, I bet
you can tell me a good one.
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It'll really help me a lot.
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Yes, I do, as a matter of fact,
and it will tear your heart out.
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(wind whistling)
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(speaking native language)
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No.
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Eh, dong ding, dong ding.
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Dong ding.
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Dong ding.
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Dong ding?
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(speaking in native language)
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Ding dong.
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Oh!
Ding dong.
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Ding dong, ding dong.
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Dong ding.
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Latka...
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Latka...
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(speaking native language)
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Latka, Latka...
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Latka...
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No!
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Si.
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No!
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No.
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No!
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Ja.
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Latka...
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Mama...
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Oh, Mama... Mama.
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Bye-bye, Mama.
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(Latka and Jim sobbing)
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I-I-I miss Mama so much.
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Latka, I'm sorry I called
you simple and childlike.
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Oh, it's okay,
sponge brain.
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LOUIE:
Halt!
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What do you kids want?
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We're looking
for Mommy.
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Oh, Mommy, how cute.
Give me a buck.
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(Elaine laughs)
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Come on, you guys,
don't look.
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You remember Alex and Tony,
don't you?
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Oh, hi, Alex.
Hi, guys.
Jennifer.
Hey, Tony.
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Sit down.
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So, what's the
big emergency?
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Oh, well, it's not
an emergency exactly.
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It's that,
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um... well, I've been
offered a new job,
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and the man wants
to know about it right away,
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so I thought I'd ask you guys
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and what you thought
before I told him anything.
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Take it.
Yeah, take it.
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Well, wait a minute.
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We've got some things
to consider here.
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Like what? Leaving
all this behind?
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Yeah, all this?
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Jennifer, don't you have
a mind of your own?
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No, she doesn't.
No, I don't.
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Jennifer, stop that.
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She's just being cute.
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(Alex chuckles)
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Okay, all right,
we're going to move to Seattle.
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Wait a minute.
What's this about Seattle?
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Oh, well-well,
that's where the job is.
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Oh, it's on, it's on
the Pacific Ocean,
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and there's plenty
of fresh air and sunshine
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and wide open spaces,
and you kids will have
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a lot of nice kids
to play with.
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How's the money?
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The money's good.
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How's the TV reception?
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Good, I suppose.
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Take it.
Yeah, take it.
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Are you sure?
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Mommy, we love you
and trust you
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and know you'll make
the right decisions.
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Oh...
Yeah!
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Guess whose
birthday is
coming up?
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Mommy, can we go now?
The carpool is waiting.
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Sure.
Yeah,
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you know how snarky
those people get.
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Come here, give me a hug.
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A big hug.
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All right.
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Mm!
Okay... bye.
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Guess we'd better go.
I know.
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Bye-bye. I'll
see you later.
Bye!
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Bye.
JASON:
See you, Alex.
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Bye, Tony.
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(sighs)
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(chuckles)
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The kids are leaving
it up to me.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, it's my decision.
(sighs)
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Well, I guess that moving to
Seattle would be best for them.
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What about you?
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Well, I don't want to go,
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but no, no, it wouldn't
be horrible for me either.
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I mean, it's really a
very good opportunity.
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And if I don't take it, ugh,
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I could spend the rest
of my life here like, uh...
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Like...
Like me?
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Well, no offense, Alex,
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but I'm a little bit more
ambitious than you are.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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My shorts are more
ambitious than I am.
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It wasn't always like that,
Elaine, you know.
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(chuckles)
Sure, Alex.
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No, it wasn't.
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Let me just tell you
a little story
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about, uh, ambition
and Alex Reiger.
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(horns honking)
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Mr. Ambrose
will see you now.
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Oh, God.
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Uh, Alex?
Huh?
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Why don't you relax?
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I'm sure you got the promotion.
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Boy, that'd be something, huh?
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Me, regional manager.
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Alex!
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Hi, Mr. Ambrose.
Nice to see you again.
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Hey, y-y-you want a drink?
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Uh, thank you, Mr. Ambrose.
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Yes, I would.
I see.
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Excuse me, was that
because I accepted a drink?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact,
it was.
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Don't, don't let it bother you.
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Here, sit down.
Thank you.
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Uh, it says here you're
a pretty industrious guy.
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It says you're taking six
credits at night school,
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your efficiency reports
are all top-notch,
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you support a wife and child.
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It says you even drive
a cab on the weekends.
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Yeah, and if this
doesn't work out,
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I'll be driving
a cab full time.
(chuckles)
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(sighs)
Let's hope it doesn't
come to that.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, all right, tell me
something about yourself, Alex.
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Just be informal.
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Well, I think I'd be
a great regional manager.
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No, no, no, I want to know
something about you.
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Oh, oh, you mean,
you want to know
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something personal about me?
Exactly.
Oh.
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Okay, uh, well,
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something personal is,
uh... well, I guess
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you might say that I'm kind of
a private type of person
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and, uh, with all due
respect, Mr. Ambrose,
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I don't see what this
has to do with the job.
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Uh, in case you haven't
noticed, Mr. Reiger,
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I intend to bust your butt
a little in this interview,
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you know, like they did
in the service.
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Oh, I see you don't know.
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I know because I was there.
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Mr. Ambrose, I begged to go.
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I had a medical problem.
I was eight years old.
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Sense of humor.
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It's a plus, Mr. Reiger;
I'm crediting you with that.
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You can stop now.
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Oh, well, thank goodness.
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My next words were
gonna be "knock, knock".
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Not another quip,
I swear it.
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Right, there's something
I have to bring up here.
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I have a report here that says
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you punched somebody
else's timecard.
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What? There's a report on that?
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Yes, there is.
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Holy cow, I mean, I-I didn't
think it was a big deal.
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I mean, uh, Mrs. Callan had
to leave five minutes early
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because she had to take her
child to a doctor's appointment,
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and I just punched
her timecard.
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So, it's true, then?
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You stole from the company.
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No, no, I wouldn't say that.
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I mean, it was just
five minutes, I mean...
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That's a rather extreme way
of putting it, Mr. Ambrose.
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Well, how would you
put it, then, Mr. Reiger?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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Why don't you put it this way?
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"I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
and it will never happen again."
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Mr. Ambrose, if you look
at my performance record...
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I know about your
performance record.
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The words I want to hear are:
"I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
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and it will never happen again."
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Mr. Ambrose, uh,
please forgive me, but, uh,
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I still can't understand
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why this has become
such a big issue.
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You're a very strong-willed,
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independent, young man,
Mr. Reiger.
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These are not bad qualities,
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but to succeed with this
company, you're going to
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have to be able to
defer to authority.
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Now, I don't think you can.
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"I was wrong.
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I'm very sorry.
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It will never happen again."
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Well, okay, uh...
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I knew there was
a rule about it,
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and I'm sure there was
a better way to handle it
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than I did, and I
really want this job.
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And I'll be... I'll, I'll
do this company real proud
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if I get it,
I swear it.
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You know, you have
a real compulsion
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to put things your own way,
don't you?
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Uh, I'll look over
the information.
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I'll let you know.
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Thank you
for coming in.
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Hmm? Right, thank you.
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Yes?
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I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
and it will never happen again.
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You miserable, stupid,
rotten jack-ass!
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I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
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Boy, you really have to
watch out what you say
in this place! Sorry.
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Reiger, you may have missed a
chance at a successful career,
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but you gained one thing.
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Me and death cab 412.
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It's waiting for
you here, sap.
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Oh, my God, that's the man
who offered me the job.
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Mr. Thompson, hi.
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Oh.
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00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,767
What are you doing here?
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00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,036
Well, I was on my way
to the airport and I,
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00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,671
well, it began to bother me
259
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,140
that I was going back
without finding out
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if you want
the job or not.
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00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,343
I have to know now.
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Wait, when you say now, you
don't mean right now, do you?
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Of course, I do.
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You mean immediately?
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Are you a little slow today?
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00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,686
Uh, no.
I think I'm making
myself perfectly clear.
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00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:14,191
Yeah, uh, well, could
I have just a minute?
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(sighing):
Yes, I suppose so.
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00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,728
Uh, I'll wait over here.
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00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,030
Okay, thanks.
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00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,532
Alex, what am I gonna tell him?
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00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,201
I mean,
what am I gonna do?
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00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,136
This man wants a decision
right this minute,
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00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:27,838
and he's giving me one
minute to think about it.
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00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,139
What am I gonna
tell him?
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00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,375
Tell him you
wet your bed.
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00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:32,877
What?!
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00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,846
Jim, I'm... I'm not trying
to get out of the army.
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00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,116
I'm trying to decide whether
or not to take a desk job.
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00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:41,785
Tell him you
wet your desk.
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00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,190
Elaine...
What am I gonna do?
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00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:47,424
What am I gonna tell him?
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00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:49,059
I can't make a decision
like, just like that.
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00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,128
Elaine, Elaine,
you're a strong woman
285
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,230
who makes decisions
all the time.
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00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,931
Not decisions where
I could end up in Seattle
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00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:57,301
in the rain screaming "Why?!".
288
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,468
Well, then it's simple.
289
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,003
Stay here where
the big news is
290
00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:03,440
that Mario's is trying
out a new tomato paste.
291
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,042
I mean, that man
is standing there
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00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:06,943
waiting for a mature,
adult decision.
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00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:13,751
Elaine, look, I, I don't know
how to help you, but, uh,
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00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,886
I don't think you need
my help because deep down,
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00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,121
I think you know what
the right answer is,
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00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:19,690
and all you gotta do
is open your mouth
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00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:20,958
and it's gonna
come right out.
298
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,059
Now, trust it.
299
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,261
The right answer
will come out.
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00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:32,803
Mr. Thompson?
301
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,906
Um, I've given this
a lot of thought,
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00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:39,342
and, uh, my decision
is just not coming to me.
303
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,112
Mr. Thompson, this decision
is very important, you know.
304
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,614
I mean, this is not
the kind of thing...
Yes.
305
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,950
It, it, it requires a lot
of time to think, you know,
306
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:48,351
and I-I-I feel very
pressured right now
307
00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,588
and I feel very nervous and,
and it's making it a lot more
308
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:51,889
difficult than it
should be, you know,
309
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,691
and, uh, and I've asked
my friends for advice
310
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,960
but their advice has
just confused me more.
311
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,428
I love New York!
312
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:01,064
I love New York, so I...
But Seattle sounds great.
313
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,733
It really does, and the job
sounds wonderful, and I know
314
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,234
Elaine...
it's a very good opportunity
315
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,535
and I don't want
to really blow it.
316
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,204
You see, my children's,
my children will be
317
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:09,673
affected by this, too,
an-and if I didn't have to
318
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:11,475
think about them, if I only
had to think about myself,
319
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,611
then my decision would
be just as difficult
320
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,379
because of the pressure
that you're putting on me.
321
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,913
I mean, what kind
of person are you
322
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,582
that you could do
this to somebody else?
323
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,517
I mean, just because you
have a stupid plane to catch
324
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:21,918
doesn't mean that
I have to make
325
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:24,888
the most important decision
of my life so quickly!
326
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:26,390
(crying)
327
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:30,293
Elaine, get ahold of
yourself. Huh? I...
328
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,563
(sobbing)
329
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,632
You're right.
I'm sorry.
330
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:39,003
You're right.
331
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,838
You're entitled
to a decision.
332
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,610
I want that job, Mr. Thompson.
333
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,547
Whew!
334
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,882
Oh, I feel so much better.
335
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:57,321
Oh, God, that was easier
than I thought.
336
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,722
So, when do I start?
337
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,124
Start what? Shock treatments?
338
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,395
Elaine, you're much
too emotionally high-strung
339
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:07,397
for this job. I'm sorry, but...
340
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:09,199
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
341
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,702
After all that, you're not
gonna give me the job?
342
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:12,970
Well, I don't think
there's any cause
343
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,705
for that sort of
thing, Miss Nardo.
344
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,840
And you're not only not
gonna give me the job,
Now, just a minute!
345
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,542
you also called me
emotionally high-strung.
Now, wait a minute!
346
00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:20,377
You know, it's difficult to
make a decision in two seconds!
347
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,011
(groans)
348
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,681
I just hit that man.
349
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:28,018
I just hit him!
I know.
350
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,419
He's turning red!
Elaine...
351
00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:31,988
As your employment counselor,
I have a few things
352
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,957
that I would like
to talk over with you.
Alex,
353
00:21:34,024 --> 00:21:35,625
Alex, tell me I didn't
really want that job,
354
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:37,160
otherwise I wouldn't have
done something that stupid.
355
00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:39,029
I mean, tell me I...
Say something because
356
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,031
you're not saying anything
to make me feel better.
357
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,734
You didn't kill him.
358
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:49,439
Oh, Mr. Thompson,
I... (stammering)
359
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:52,275
if you change your mind,
will you call me?
360
00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:01,251
I don't think
he'll call me.
361
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:06,456
You know, Elaine,
I think you lucked out.
362
00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:09,993
As far as I'm concerned,
you got the best job
363
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:13,196
you ever had,
being Elaine Nardo.
364
00:22:14,899 --> 00:22:17,467
Oh, Alex, that's so sweet.
365
00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:20,637
Aw, you like me,
that's sweet.
366
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:24,374
Come on.
Oh...
367
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:25,909
We didn't want
to tell you,
368
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,546
but you would've felt
terrible without us.
369
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,447
Oh, I know.
370
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,750
I love you guys so much.
371
00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:37,554
I mean, that's the real reason
why I didn't take this job.
372
00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:39,989
(sighs)
373
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:42,926
I'm gonna go tell my kids.
374
00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:44,461
Bye.
375
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:46,263
She did take the job!
376
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,198
Shh!
377
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,179
(theme song playing)
378
00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:28,004
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
379
00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:29,039
(man grumbling)
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