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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God calls and takes me
to his Kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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Early: Do not touch the trim!
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Rusty: Hey, Daddy,
we doing anything special
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for Thanksgiving
this year?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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I'm gonna drink this here, pass
out, then drink this over here.
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And I'll be watching him drink
this here and pass out...
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Wake up, watch football. ...then
drink this, then watch football...
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Then drink more,
watch football, pass out,
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and drink some more, then pass out.
...drink this and pass out.
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We celebrate together
as a family.
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So we're not celebrating
Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving?!
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There ain't nothing to be
thankful for!
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More like
No-Thanksgiving.
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Thanks-Taking!
Thanks for nothing!
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♪♪
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Used to be this whole country
was squid land --
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as far as the eye could see.
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Then them Indians showed up
and set their goddamn tepees up.
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We said, "Get off our land!"
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And then they said some weird
Indian word that means "no."
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So began what the historicals
called the Cephalo-Indian War.
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Also known as
the 27-Minute War.
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Damn. We kicked their ass
that fast?
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Yeah, not so much.
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You ever see one of these?
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Of course, Daddy.
That's a squid arrowhead.
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Everybody knows that.
That's right.
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But we hadn't invented
the arrow part yet.
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We was chucking these at them
as hard as we could.
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And they come back a-shootin'
real arrows at us.
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We kept hollering
"time-out!"
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But, apparently, they don't
teach English at the casinos.
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Them Indians
out-scienced us.
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It was our land
that the Indians took from us
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that the white man took
from the Indians.
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We couldn't do anything about it
because, darn it,
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they control the weather!
That's right.
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They told us to leave,
or they'd hit us with lightnin'.
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But let it be known,
we left because we wanted to.
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But between you and me,
it's because of the lightnin'.
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They won't teach you that
in government public schools.
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That's one of the many, many
reasons I stopped going.
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I didn't descend from
no monkey.
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You see any eight-legged monkeys
a-walkin' about?
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I think Rusty left.
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Rusty, did you leave?
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I think he left.
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Rusty: Hold up, now.
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Thursday's Thanksgiving.
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Why's it say
I gotta work all day?
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[ Scoffs ] All day.
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We close at 10:00 p.m.
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That gives you two hours
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'fore you got to be back here
for Black Friday.
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Whoa! I gotta work
on Black Friday, too?
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When am I supposed to
spend time with my boy?
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Why the hell you want to spend
time with your offspring?
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You one of them
helicopter parents --
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always hovering, feeding,
and raising
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and talking to their kids?
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I'm well-aware of your parenting
philosophy, Mama.
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Mama?
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Oh.
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I keep forgettin'
you one of my whoopsies.
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Whoopsies!
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[ Chuckles ]
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If anyone asks, I'll be
in the outdoor section...
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catching some Z's.
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Rusty, we are not having
Thanksgiving dinner
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at 10:30 at night.
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I'll be in bed, and I ain't
keeping Randy up that late.
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But y'all are the closest thing
to family I got.
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What about your daddy?
You know he'll be up.
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He's up all night,
every night.
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My daddy ain't no druggy.
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You're insulting
a veteran...
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narian.
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He's a veterinarian,
that's what he is.
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Just because you steal
a prescription pad,
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that does not make you
a veterinarian.
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Uh, maybe he said vegetarian.
I don't know.
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Look, Rusty,
I'm sorry,
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but Thanksgiving just ain't
happenin' this year.
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♪♪
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[ Dog whimpering ]
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Hey, there, buddy.
What you doing in there?
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Come here.
Come over here.
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You all by yourself
out here?
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Ain't got no family
that loves you?
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Yeah,
I know how that is.
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Well, I guess you do have
somebody who cares about you.
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But not as much as I do.
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Hey, y'all!
Meet my new dog, Billie.
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I mean --
I mean Biscuit.
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Let me have
a look at him.
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As y'all know,
I am a licensed ventriloquist.
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Now, Daddy,
he's a perfectly healthy dog.
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Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
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Let me go ahead
and write me a script
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for some of them
horse tranquilizers.
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I think I'll really notice a
difference once I'm on these.
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Listen, y'all, I want to
celebrate Thanksgiving this year
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like a real family, and I want
Biscuit to be a part of that.
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Well,
if you supply the food
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and cook the food
and serve the food,
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I guess I could agree
to eat the food with you.
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What about conversations?
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We ain't gotta do that,
do we?
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My views on third-trimester
abortion are very divisive.
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I'm for them.
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I prefer to play on
my smartphone the whole time.
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That's what the holidays
mean to me.
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Look,
I gotta go back to work.
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Here's Biscuit's bed
and his food and stuff.
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He needs to take
his heartworm medicine.
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Don't chop that up.
Why are you choppin' it up?
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Just making some rails
so he can snort it
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and get right
into the bloodstream.
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Don't you question me!
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I'm a licensed
ventriloquist.
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Can't you see this pad?
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Well, you're supposed to
put it in some bread.
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Oh, bread.
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If I knew we were gonna have
bread, I would have dressed up.
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Y'all, I'm gonna be late
for my shift.
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Don't worry, son.
We'll take good care of him.
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We'll see you tonight.
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[ Snorts ]
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This is gonna be
the best Thanksgiving ever!
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I promise you that!
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[ Muzak plays ]
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[ Grunts ]
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That the biggest bird you can
fit up your butt?
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Oh, hey.
Hey, Mama.
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I was just stocking up
the turkeys.
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Let's see what else
you been stockin'.
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[ Grunting ]
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Please don't turn me in,
Mama.
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We're having
Thanksgiving dinner tonight,
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and this damn food's
expensive.
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When I steal from this place,
I hide it in my rolls.
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That's probably why
they call these rolls.
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So you can put rolls
in them.
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You want some rolls?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Okay, now, back up!
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Now, let these people go home
for their Thanksgiving.
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We'll open up in two hours
for Black Friday.
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[ Shouting continues ]
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All right, now,
y'all stay tight.
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Remember how we lost Gail
last year.
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[ Alarm blares ]
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Let's go!
Strip search! Right now!
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Oh, Krystal.
[ Chuckles ]
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That ain't necessary.
I-I trust you.
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Oh, 'cause you ain't got
what it takes
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to tangle
in the "under dome."
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The under dome is what
I call the...
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Curved area of your front there
above your genitals.
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I know, I know.
Have a good night now, honey.
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[ Grunts ]
Gets hot in there,
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so sweet potato casserole
is probably done.
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I really appreciate this,
Mama.
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Hey,
what's Thanksgiving for?
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That's the spirit.
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No, seriously,
what is it for?
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I seen a picture of a man
with a belt buckle on his hat.
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Is that what it's about,
belt hats?
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[ Door closes ]
All right, y'all.
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I gotta be back in an hour,
so get that microwave going.
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We gotta get this turkey
cookin'!
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I'll handle the turkey!
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There you go!
What the hell, Daddy?!
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That turkey's supposed
to feed everybody!
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And it will, son, 'cause we
gonna have us some turk-dog-et.
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Turkey inside a dog
inside a bucket.
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What? Y'all think you gonna eat
my dog for Thanksgiving?
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Aw, hell.
Here we go.
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You can have sex with a dog
and nobody bats a damn eye.
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But you try to eat a dog,
and everybody's up in arms.
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You had sex with a dog?
Not this dog!
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I don't want to get emotionally
connected to this dog.
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This here is
a valuable source of protein,
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not just some casual roll
in the hay.
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You know what?
We're done here.
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Come on, Biscuit. I ain't
letting them anywhere near you.
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Thanksgiving is off!
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[ Engine starts ]
Son, come back!
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Let's not fight!
It's the holidays!
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Lord, we thank you
for this bounty
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of frozen food here
before us.
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With the only
living creature
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who seems to give a damn
about me.
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Biscuit,
what are you -- No!
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No pumpkin pie till we finish
the prayer!
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[ Tap on glass ]
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What's up, Sheriff?
Oh, not much, Rusty.
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But I am getting
some complaints
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from these Black Friday
shoppers
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that you're keeping a dog
in the vehicle here
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with the windows
rolled up.
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Well, hell, Sheriff,
I'm in here, too.
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Don't that count
for somethin'?
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Rusty, these folks are camped
out in a BallMart parking lot
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on a national holiday
to save 20 bucks
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on a hoverboard
doorbuster.
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Hell, they're cheaper
than that online.
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That's where I got mine.
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Well, Sheriff,
my shift's about to start,
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and Biscuit ain't got
nowhere else to go.
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You think maybe you could watch
him for a couple hours?
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Oh, sorry. I-I'm running
security on this deal.
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Did you have one of them tracking
chips put under his skin?
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I could track him down
after I get off my shift here.
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[ Sighs ]
That's all right, Sheriff.
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Ain't no point in having
a damn rescue dog if you --
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if you ain't even equipped
to rescue him.
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♪♪
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Climb out, Biscuit.
I'm setting you free.
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[ Whimpers ]
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You're better off without me
in your life.
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[ Whimpering ]
Go on, git!
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Git, I said!
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Get out of here!
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[ Whines ]
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And take my hoverboard
with you!
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[ Sniffles ]
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Girl: Daddy!
Boy: Look, Daddy, it's Billie!
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We found him!
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Hey, it's Billie!
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Welcome back.
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Oh, man,
this is someone else's dog.
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Hell, yeah!
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Oh, I've been worried sick about
you, little...
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dog.
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Come on inside.
Let's make you some food.
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No reward was advertised.
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[ Sobbing ]
It's okay, kids.
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Don't cry.
Billie will turn up soon.
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He's a --
He's a good dog.
247
00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:38,189
He was a good dog.
248
00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:39,564
Yep.
Still is!
249
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:42,232
Fallin' off the bone!
Good dog!
250
00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:44,331
Damn good dog.
251
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,103
Bless him.
252
00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:48,241
I don't think we ought to tell
Rusty we ate his dog.
253
00:09:48,237 --> 00:09:51,367
I mean,
I ain't no damn monster.
254
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,613
[ Yawns ] I'm getting ready
to pack it in.
255
00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:54,609
Yeah, me too.
256
00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:57,140
What's that chemical in dog,
you know,
257
00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:59,206
the one
that makes you sleepy?
258
00:09:59,215 --> 00:10:00,545
Intelligence?
Loyalty?
259
00:10:00,549 --> 00:10:04,179
That don't matter. Just put them
meat scraps in the icebox.
260
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,186
We gonna have us some
dog sandwiches
261
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,458
for the next two weeks,
brotha! Mmm!
262
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,087
[ Toy squeaks ]
263
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:14,125
Oh, Rusty, you're home.
264
00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:15,860
Early, wake up,
Rusty's here.
265
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,355
Huh?
Yeah, shift's over.
266
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,566
And not that y'all care,
but I gave Biscuit away.
267
00:10:19,568 --> 00:10:22,238
I didn't want to raise him
in an unloving environment
268
00:10:22,238 --> 00:10:24,338
with people that want to
eat him for dinner.
269
00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,840
Well, he's not in danger
from us no more.
270
00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:28,712
[ Burps ]
I can vouch for that, son.
271
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,251
Oh, so y'all had Thanksgiving
without me, huh?
272
00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,148
It's -- It's good, though.
What is it?
273
00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,451
It's muttloaf.
Meatloaf!
274
00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:38,722
Meatloaf!
Just some plain old meatloaf.
275
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,951
What now?
[ Knock on door ]
276
00:10:39,955 --> 00:10:41,315
[ Beeping ]
Great news, Rusty.
277
00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:45,263
Got my tracker here, and I think
I'm zeroing in on Biscuit.
278
00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:46,861
Boy, it's really going off now,
ain't it?
279
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:49,662
I tell you, I think he might be
right here in the house.
280
00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:52,665
[ Rapid beeping ] No,
Sheriff, that's impossible.
281
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:53,768
Unless...
282
00:10:53,769 --> 00:10:55,539
[ Steady beep ]
283
00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:58,673
[ Toy squeaks ]
284
00:10:59,775 --> 00:11:01,975
I think that thing's broke.
Goddamn it!
285
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,777
It ain't supposed to be going
off. No, no.
286
00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:07,650
That ain't even how
the microchip technology works.
287
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,580
Man, I ought to know.
288
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,324
Hell, I'm a licensed venereal
confectionarist.
289
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:13,491
See, read this here pad.
290
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:16,759
Benjamin Swartsmon,
licensed vegetarian.
291
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,389
That's it, that's me.
292
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:26,271
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