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Subscene @Ali_EmJay
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- My husband died for nothing.
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Do you know
your husband's passcode
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to his phone?
- Of course.
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- Jesus.
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- If I were to ask
eight-year-old Matt
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what he really wanted,
what would he say?
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- I wanted to make comic books.
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- This is amazing.
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- That day Rogue died--
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it was the day after Christmas,
right?
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That was the day
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that he knew
he was gonna marry you.
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- 12-26.
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[twangy music]
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I think there was
a lot about him I didn't know.
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♪ ♪
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[desolate music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, I'm just running
to the grocery store.
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Can you let me know
if there's anything
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you want me to get?
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I hope you're having
a nice hike. Bye.
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[cell phone making
springing noise]
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[phone vibrating]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
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♪ ♪
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[shower running]
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♪ ♪
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So why is Raskolnikov
so concerned
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for his sister's safety here?
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♪ ♪
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Is it because Vin Diesel
told him
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the most important thing
is family
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and then drove off
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in a $1/2 million car?
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[laughter]
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Guys, we have six weeks left.
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Way too early
to check out like this.
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I mean, come on.
Give me--give me something
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before the period ends.
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[school bell rings]
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No, wait, hold up.
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Hold up.
How about this?
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Read the first six chapters,
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and if you're still
this bored,
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we'll find something
more exciting,
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and we'll swap out
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Robert Frost
for Kendrick Lamar.
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Huh?
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But you have
to really read it,
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or do a way better job
faking it.
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All right.
[laughter]
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- [on phone] Hey,
I'm, uh, checking out
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so if there's anything
you want, let me know.
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Okay, I guess you're not
getting service yet.
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[somber music]
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You ready?
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- I can't decide
what shirt to wear.
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- Aren't all men's shirts
the same shirt?
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♪ ♪
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Well, you look good
in all of these.
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How about this one?
This is fun.
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♪ ♪
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[voice mail] Hi.
Can you please call me back?
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I am starting to worry.
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Um...
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Please just give me a call
so I know you're okay.
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Love you. Bye.
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- What if art becomes
like the 24-hour news cycle?
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When everything
comes out quick,
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it has the shelf life
of a gallon of milk.
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[laughter]
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What if we end up living
in a world of first drafts?
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♪ ♪
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- Really?
- What?
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- You were weird at the party,
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you didn't say a word
in the car ride home,
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and now you want to go
straight to bed.
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- I'm tired.
- Everyone is tired.
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It's Friday.
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You completely shut down.
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- Oh, because I didn't want
to laugh at Rob's jokes?
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He said he was so impressed
with my self-sacrifice
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in being a teacher.
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- I can't believe he gave you
a compliment.
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What a sociopath.
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- He's in finance.
It was a dig
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about how little I make, Leigh.
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- Why do you have to run
every nice thing
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someone says to you
through the Matt Machine
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to figure out
how it's secretly an insult?
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- Maybe because
I'm just not interested
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in laughing at unfunny jokes
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and pretending to be interested
in lame stories.
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- You could've stayed home
if you didn't want to go.
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- Yeah, really?
You would've let me stay home?
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- I get that you're going
through a hard time right now.
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I--I just thought
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that going out
might make you feel better.
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- Yeah, going out doesn't
do that for me, Leigh.
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- Well, sometimes,
you're...
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sure that you won't have fun,
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and then you do,
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and... then you're glad
you went, sometimes.
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But what never makes you
feel better
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is lying in bed all day.
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- You know, what also
never makes me feel better
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is when my wife yells at me.
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- I'm not yelling.
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[sighs]
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- It's hard to figure out
what book
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might keep
my students awake
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when I keep getting push alerts
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that the world
is going to hell,
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and with summer coming up,
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I'll have even more time
to spiral out like this.
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- You feel like your medication
has stopped working?
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- Uh...
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I have thought loops
that I can't stop, so yeah.
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- Happens.
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We've reached
the maximum dose with this one.
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We'll try another.
Have you tried Sertraline?
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- Not yet.
You know,
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every time I cycle
onto something new,
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I've--I end up crying
at dog food commercials.
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- You know that's temporary.
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I'll send the prescription
in today.
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Let's talk more about summer.
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Ideally,
what does this break look like?
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- Um, well, I--
I want to exercise more,
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uh, and meditate.
Um...
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And Leigh's dad and stepmom
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gave us this gift certificate
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to some... hotel
in Palm Springs.
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- That real life or ideal life?
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- Uh, both,
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um, though it's 110 degrees
in the summer,
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so probably ideal fall.
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Um, and I know Leigh
would love it
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if I finished my--
my comic book.
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- Leigh would love it?
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- I might want to finish it.
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Um...
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[sucks teeth]
Yeah, I mean--you know,
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it's a comic
that I wanna read,
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so I wanna create it.
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- Just so you can read it?
Only you?
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- Oh, boy.
I...
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I want--I want--yeah.
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I want everyone to read it.
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Why is that so hard to say?
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- Say it again,
even if it's hard.
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- Okay, I want everyone
to read it.
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I want--I want everyone
to read it.
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Um, I...
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I want it to get published.
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I want...
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I wanna--
I wanna see it
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on my favorite shelf
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in my favorite
comic book store.
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I--I want some kid
who's like I was
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to pick it up and...
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and--and, uh...
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And--and love it so much
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they make their friends
read it.
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- So you'll finish it
this summer.
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- Uh, y--um, it's not
just finishing it,
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which I'm actually
pretty close to.
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It's--it's telling people
about it.
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I--I have to pitch my book
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with my online portfolio,
which I--I set up...
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last year, and you're now
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the second person
in the world
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who knows it exists,
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and--and if I do all that,
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well, what if
it gets published?
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- Matt...
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What about success
frightens you?
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- Hm...
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What if it gets published,
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and...
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it doesn't make me
feel better?
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I mean, if...
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If that doesn't work,
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then I don't think
anything could.
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I just don't know
what else to try.
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- I think you do.
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I think we listed
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a whole bunch
of things to try.
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[melancholy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [voice mail]
Where are you?
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Uh, did you forget
to charge your phone again?
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'Cause I got you
that new charger
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for your car,
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and, uh, here it is
on your drafting table.
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Cool.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, my God.
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What time is it?
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I'm supposed
to teach at 8:00.
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- Leigh's already there.
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- Okay, on a scale of
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"We'll laugh
about this someday"
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to "my sister is dead to me,"
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how mad is she?
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- Uh, she was in the
"I'm not saying anything,
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but I'm sighing
really loudly" range.
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- That's not good.
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Whatever.
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She always judges people.
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It's like the smokescreen
she uses
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so that she doesn't have to
work on her own problems.
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- Oh, you're in trouble
right now,
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so I'm not gonna
agree with you.
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Hope whatever happened
last night was worth it.
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- [laughing] Oh, it was.
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The family my friend Kristin
nannys for
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went out of town
for the weekend,
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so we raided
their wine cellar
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and went skinny-dipping
in their infinity pool,
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uh, but then Kristin
fell asleep inside the house
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with all of our stuff
and we were all locked outside.
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All I had was my phone, so...
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I threw an inflatable pool toy
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over my naked body
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and took a Lyft here.
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The Lyft driver said
that the next time
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anyone asks her
for her craziest story,
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she's going to tell mine.
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[laughs]
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What?
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- Just think about
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what you could accomplish
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if you took all that energy
you put into partying
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and funneled it literally
into anything else.
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- [sighs]
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Thanks for the lecture, Dad,
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but I'm fine.
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I have a job,
my mom makes me pay rent...
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- Okay, but what
about the future?
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- Uh, I mean,
I think it's unstoppable,
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but until it comes,
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I'm going to continue
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giving Lyft drivers
their best stories.
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- Okay, clearly,
I'm not getting through.
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This is the decade
where you build your life.
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What do you want to build,
Jules?
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Who do you want to be?
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- Yeah, okay.
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I can't wait
for you to screw up,
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so you can call me,
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and I can ask you,
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"Who do you want to be?"
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but for now, I'm going
to make us some pancakes,
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so you can stop
questioning my life choices.
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Blueberry?
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- Okay.
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- Cool.
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- And send.
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- [voice mail]
Yo, bro, talk to your wife.
264
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She's, like, freaking out
265
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,317
'cause you haven't
called her back.
266
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,777
Text her you're okay,
so she can stop calling me.
267
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,404
Thanks.
268
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,407
[relaxed music]
269
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:27,414
♪ ♪
270
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,799
- [voice mail] Hi, honey.
It's Mom.
271
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,718
I want to get you guys
over for dinner.
272
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,887
Can you and Leigh
do Sunday night?
273
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,389
Let me know.
Love you.
274
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:51,396
♪ ♪
275
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,537
- [laughs]
276
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,375
[laughs]
277
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,591
[line ringing]
278
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,552
Dude, dude, dude,
you are never gonna believe
279
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,470
what just--
280
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,930
okay, wait, hold on.
281
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,515
Hold on, wait.
Whoa, whoa.
282
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,183
W-what happened?
283
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,812
- [laughs]
284
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,605
Man,
285
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,774
she said I was too defensive,
286
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,818
but obviously,
I'm gonna be defensive
287
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,737
when she's always
criticizing me,
288
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,822
and she had already
broken up with me
289
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,157
at this point, by the way.
290
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,910
So I'm like, [laughs]
291
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,037
"Why am I still getting
yelled at
292
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,456
when you're already done?"
293
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,666
- She was still yelling because
294
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,544
she still wants to work it out
between you guys,
295
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,920
and as long as you insist
296
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,921
on being right
about everything,
297
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,214
you're never gonna be
in a relationship
298
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,549
that lasts longer
than six months.
299
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,010
- Hm.
That's amazing.
300
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,428
How does Leigh get her voice
301
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,555
to come out of your mouth
like that?
302
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,015
- It's not funny.
- It is.
303
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,641
Actually, it is.
304
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,894
- You know, Mom let you
get away with everything,
305
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,646
and it created
unrealistic expectations
306
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,608
for how a woman
would treat you.
307
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,942
- You obviously got that
from therapy.
308
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,319
- No, I get a lot from it,
actually.
309
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,945
- Mm, maybe I can use some
310
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,197
to help me get over
this breakup.
311
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,489
- No, you don't need therapy
for that.
312
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,992
Y-you're supposed to feel bad
when you get dumped.
313
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,577
You should go to therapy
about Mom, though.
314
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,996
- [laughs]
315
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,791
[gentle music over speakers]
316
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,669
You really think I have
unrealistic expectations?
317
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,421
♪ ♪
318
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,508
Man, all I want is a girl...
319
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,009
[sighs]
320
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,512
Who will laugh really hard
at my jokes
321
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,472
and to make me laugh
really hard back.
322
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:54,228
♪ ♪
323
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,855
- There was a study
324
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,732
that looked at people
325
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,025
who won the lottery
326
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,611
and people
who had an accident,
327
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,656
became paraplegics,
quadriplegics,
328
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,699
and...
329
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,368
pretty soon,
330
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,619
they were about as happy
331
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,704
as they were before the lottery
332
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,416
or the accident,
333
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,835
so they came up with this idea
334
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:20,546
of a happiness set point.
335
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,923
However happy you were,
no matter what happened,
336
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,634
after a momentary spike
or dip,
337
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,178
that's about as happy
as you'll always be.
338
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,305
♪ ♪
339
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,182
- So I'm just gonna
keep talking about Kyra,
340
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,059
and you're
just gonna keep talking
341
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,602
about some article you read.
- I'm saying,
342
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,188
you're a relatively happy
person.
343
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,773
You were happy
before you met Kyra,
344
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,401
and you'll be happy
again soon.
345
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,694
- Okay.
346
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,363
Okay, thanks.
[laughs]
347
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,282
- You know,
the really crazy thing is,
348
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,783
after the study,
the lead researcher
349
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,493
jumped off of a building.
350
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,496
- Mm-hm.
351
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,165
What do you think
my sober set point is?
352
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,878
I think I should spike it soon.
353
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,212
Good?
- Yeah.
354
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,589
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
355
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,507
- I love you, man.
- I love you, too.
356
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,010
♪ ♪
357
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,013
[sobs]
358
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:18,020
[melancholy music]
359
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:25,485
♪ ♪
360
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,945
- [voice mail] I don't know why
I'm still calling you
361
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,698
if your phone's dead,
362
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,202
Matt, if you are ignoring me,
363
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:37,289
I am going to be so pissed.
364
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:40,000
[sighs] Please call me.
365
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,460
Call me, call me,
call me, call me,
366
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,794
call me, call me,
call me, call me.
367
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,879
Call me, call me, call me.
368
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,839
Oh, my--wait, oh, shit,
369
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,049
I'm getting
another call.
370
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,801
Uh, Oh, God,
I hope this is you.
371
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:55,641
♪ ♪
372
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:59,228
- [cries]
373
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:03,232
♪ ♪
374
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,984
- [crying] What are you doing?
375
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,570
- I was waiting until I was
okay to drive, Leigh.
376
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,907
- [crying] I thought
you were dead.
377
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,493
- No, no.
378
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,411
- You can't die.
379
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,955
- I won't.
380
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,332
- No, I'm--I'm, like, never.
381
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,334
- [laughs]
382
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,670
I think
I might have to someday.
383
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:28,632
- [raggedly]
Just do it after me.
384
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,175
♪ ♪
385
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,718
- Okay.
386
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,846
It's okay.
387
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,722
- [crying]
- Hey, hey.
388
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,807
Hey.
389
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,393
Hey, it's okay, I'm here.
390
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:43,021
♪ ♪
391
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,024
[both panting and moaning]
392
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,744
- [voice mail] This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
393
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,914
Your prescription
is ready for pickup.
394
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:05,961
- [sighs]
395
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,088
- [voice mail] This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
396
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,174
Your prescription
will be available
397
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,718
for three more days.
398
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:16,388
- [kisses]
399
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,473
- [voice mail] This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
400
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,767
Your prescription
has been canceled.
401
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,853
Please call
your doctor's office.
402
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,521
- I think that's better
than a coffee.
403
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,856
- [laughs]
404
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,858
You're welcome.
405
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,321
- Did you cum?
406
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,906
- Um, no, I don't think--
407
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,116
uh, I don't think
it's gonna happen today.
408
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,837
- Are you okay?
409
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,506
- Yeah, I think it's just
a possible side effect
410
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,466
of the medication
I'm taking.
411
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,760
- You do...
412
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,805
seem like you're...
a little better, I think.
413
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,475
- Well, I read somewhere
that sometimes,
414
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:05,437
your body feels it
before your head does.
415
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:16,156
- I wish I had
a better understanding
416
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,700
of what you're going through.
- Oh, it's hard to describe.
417
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,036
- You're an English teacher.
418
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,664
Give me a metaphor.
- I don't know!
419
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,961
- I read an article
420
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,547
that said it's like a--
421
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,509
like a fog
descending over everything.
422
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,302
- Mm.
423
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,429
- Like that?
424
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,431
- Kind of.
425
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,227
- Please just tell me
426
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,438
if there's anything
427
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,065
I can do to help.
428
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,567
- Oh, yeah.
429
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,318
- Anything.
430
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,240
Even if it's giving you space,
431
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,243
which, you know,
is the hardest thing
432
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,830
you could ask me to do.
433
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,292
But I love you that much.
434
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:11,378
- That is what I need.
435
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,381
[somber music]
436
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,841
♪ ♪
437
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,676
- Then...
438
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:21,680
I can start by
taking a shower,
439
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,266
and that will buy you
ten minutes.
440
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,060
- Mm, twenty-five.
- [laughs]
441
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:32,733
♪ ♪
442
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:38,197
[voice mail recording starts]
443
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,823
[recording ends]
444
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:46,830
♪ ♪
445
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,337
- [voice mail] Hey, it's, uh--
it's Danny.
446
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,506
I, uh...
447
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,341
I do--I don't know why
448
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:59,343
I even called you.
I...
449
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,304
You're never even gonna get
this message.
450
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,431
Yeah.
451
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,808
I guess I just wanted
to hear your voice.
452
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,520
♪ ♪
453
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,605
[laughs]
This is weird.
454
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,856
Sorry.
455
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,025
- [sighs]
456
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,028
Um...
457
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,281
I was procrastinating
the other day
458
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,408
and I was flipping
through my phone,
459
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,829
and I found this old
credit card bill
460
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,541
I hadn't paid.
461
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,419
Um, I donated to this thing.
462
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:39,716
The last male
northern white rhino was sick.
463
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,844
And I hid the emails
464
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,512
because I didn't want Leigh
to find out about it,
465
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:46,890
and I guess I forgot to pay it.
466
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,978
W--anyway, um...
467
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,479
I hadn't heard
about the rhino,
468
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:57,109
so I looked him up,
469
00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:01,405
and it turns out he died.
470
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,448
Months ago, actually.
471
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,247
Um...
472
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:14,585
The whole world just
didn't care about him.
473
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,004
We killed off
every single creature like him,
474
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,924
and now he's gone.
475
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,801
- Why don't you want Leigh
to know?
476
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,428
- Uh, because I always donate
477
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:25,804
to bummer things like that,
478
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,973
and I shouldn't
be spending the money,
479
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,601
and e--I'll--I'll just put
the credit card
480
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,103
in the freezer.
- Why can't you...
481
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,855
just tell Leigh about it?
482
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:38,483
- She doesn't know
what it's really like.
483
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,152
She thinks it's like a fog,
484
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,278
because someone
described it like that
485
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:42,154
in an article or something,
486
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:45,282
but that's--that's not
how it feels to me.
487
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,950
- What does it feel like
for you?
488
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,827
- The opposite.
489
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,330
It feels like a bracing wind
490
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,290
that blows--
blows the fog away
491
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,417
and reveals the whole truth
492
00:22:55,417 --> 00:23:00,088
of the world underneath,
and it's...
493
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:04,009
Everyone else is in the fog.
They can't see it, but I can,
494
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:07,262
and it's all ugly
and hopeless.
495
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,931
- Is that
the depression talking?
496
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,517
- No, no, it's me talking.
497
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,018
- The disease
498
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,686
makes you see the world
that way.
499
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,480
- No, the disease
isn't dangerous
500
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,814
because it tells me lies.
501
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,277
The disease is dangerous
because it tells me the truth.
502
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,530
- Matt...
503
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:31,411
You have to open yourself up
504
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,205
to the possibility
505
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,332
that you can be happy.
506
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,008
- [voice mail] I was thinking
about this time
507
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,468
we were driving to Vegas.
508
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,804
I was sleeping, and...
509
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,057
you woke me up
because there was actually
510
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,642
a tumbleweed blowing by,
511
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,645
and you knew
it would make me laugh.
512
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,522
[laughs]
513
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,357
And I did.
514
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,150
I laughed so hard.
It...
515
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,694
- Matt Greer?
516
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,990
- [voice mail] Not saying
I don't... laugh anymore,
517
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,201
but... not like you
made me laugh.
518
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,536
- Sorry I'm late, but I swear,
519
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,122
being an editor's like being
a firefighter on the Sun,
520
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,498
which is why it's so nice
521
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,000
when I get
to make someone's day.
522
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,251
Here's the deal:
523
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:20,878
You're a better writer
than artist,
524
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,171
and there's a few key panels
525
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:23,589
I want you to take
another crack at,
526
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,049
and obviously, you gotta finish
that last chapter,
527
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,844
but I know you can get there.
- Uh, sure.
528
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:32,389
- Sorry. I'm totally
burying the lede here.
529
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,725
We're gonna publish you.
530
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,435
- [laughs]
531
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,562
- We just gotta nail those
last few pages and I'm...
532
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:41,565
[muffled speech]
533
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,738
[muffled]
Congratulations, Matt.
534
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,531
Welcome to the club.
535
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,534
[desolate music]
536
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:59,541
♪ ♪
537
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:06,048
[voice mail] Matt, dude.
Joe Tsang.
538
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,257
It's been three weeks.
Where'd you go?
539
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,551
I've been emailing you.
Hit me back.
540
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,887
♪ ♪
541
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,806
[phone rings]
542
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,267
♪ ♪
543
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:20,145
- Hey.
- Hey.
544
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,980
- What's going on?
545
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,316
- It's Jules.
Her car
546
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:26,610
quote-unquote broke down
in Victorville,
547
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:30,155
so I'm not--I'm not
gonna make it for dinner.
548
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,949
- Uh, then don't give it
a second thought.
549
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,700
Just go do
what you've gotta do.
550
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,536
- You're the greatest.
I'm so sorry.
551
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,828
I'll make it up to you
tomorrow.
552
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:39,206
- No, don't--don't--I...
553
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,083
Yeah, you better.
[laughs]
554
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,043
Uh...
555
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,878
Hey, I'll see you later, okay?
556
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:48,048
- Okay, I love you.
- Yeah, love you too.
557
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,383
Bye.
558
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:52,386
[soothing music]
559
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:58,308
♪ ♪
560
00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,726
- [voice mail] I went
for a hike today.
561
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,104
[laughs]
What do you think of that?
562
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:05,232
I'm at the spot where, um...
563
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,359
Anyway, I'm looking
straight down
564
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,279
the side of this cliff, man.
It's no joke.
565
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,907
But I guess
you already knew that.
566
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,326
Was it muddy up there?
567
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,828
You never replaced
those raggedy-ass boots,
568
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,371
did you?
569
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,790
[melancholy music]
570
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,126
I'm just trying
to understand...
571
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,252
what happened,
since you can't
572
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,838
explain it to me.
573
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,673
Those last few seconds
574
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,551
on the way down,
575
00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:34,386
what was going
through your head?
576
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:41,393
♪ ♪
577
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:43,562
[groans]
Where are you going?
578
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:44,980
- I'm gonna go
for a hike.
579
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,648
- I'm gonna come with you.
580
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,941
♪ ♪
581
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,360
Just give me ten minutes
to get ready.
582
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,154
♪ ♪
583
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,031
And three more hours
to sleep.
584
00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:56,033
- You were up all night.
It's okay.
585
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,618
- Mm, okay.
586
00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,911
I love you.
587
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:00,204
- I love you too.
588
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:07,211
♪ ♪
589
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,390
- [voice mail] You've done
that hike a hundred times,
590
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:24,186
and I've done it with you
at least 20.
591
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:30,150
♪ ♪
592
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,652
I want to believe
this was an accident,
593
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,195
but I'm standing here,
looking down,
594
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:36,698
and... I just don't know.
595
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:39,076
♪ ♪
596
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:42,913
- [crying]
597
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:15,487
- I think I want a party.
- You do?
598
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:16,905
- I do.
- A party?
599
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,991
- Mm-hmm. Like a big party.
600
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:20,993
- Okay.
601
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,202
- Leigh, I've been trying
to give you
602
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,370
your column back for months.
603
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:27,249
- I-I know you waited on me,
and the good news is,
604
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:29,084
is that I'm done
putting my life on hold
605
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,127
and I'm ready to do this.
606
00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:31,170
- Are you okay?
607
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:35,424
You've invited 657 people
to my house tonight.
608
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,301
- Well, it's a last-minute
invite on a Tuesday.
609
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:39,511
If 30 people show up, it's
gonna be a Christmas miracle.
610
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:43,432
- No. Shit.
[doorbell rings]
611
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:45,475
[squeals, laughs]
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