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Oh, sorry.

- This yours? - Yeah, thank you.

Come on, Norma.

- Whoo! - Aww!

- Okay, baby, come on. - Oh!

Jo, take it!

Got it!

Oh!

You know, if I could put the ball

- in the ocean, I'd be happy. - Oh, Jesus.

Doesn't look too swollen.

Okay, so... so any plans for Christmas?

Oh, nice.

So I have... the whole family comes over

I cook all the time. And, like...

- Are you guys here every week? - Yeah.

Have a good night.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

So then the firemen lifted me high, high, high, high

up into the sky.

- High. - High up into the sky.

And they carried me down the stairs,

and in that moment, I knew everything was gonna be okay.

And now it's four years later, and it's your birthday.

The doctor came and pulled me out.

No, the doctor didn't.

We pulled you out in the living room.

That's what I was trying to tell her, too, buddy.

I want to go see my birthday.

You want to bury a birthday wish?

Let's go and see the Birthday Fairy, come on.

Bury it deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

Pour some water on it.

Make a wish to the Birthday Fairy.

Okay, now it's time

to go to sleep so your present will come.

- Okay. - Okay.

♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪

♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪

♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪

How is your accent still so bad?

Bad? That was good.

I could be one of those people who translates from English to Spanish.

Say birthday.

Cumpleaños.

You think we're fucking him up raising him like this?

- Be honest. - He's gonna be fine.

Don't just say he's fine and gloss over it.

- How do you really feel? - I'm not glossing over it. I'm serious.

You want to know how I know he's gonna be fine?

What?

'Cause eventually we're gonna end up together.

Nelson, she's gonna leave me for this rich athlete,

and it's gonna be like musical chairs.

And it's, like, eventually just gonna end up

with you and me.

I'm gonna be fat when I'm 60.

I'll be fatter.

You? Look at this.

- You could never be fat. - Like you are?

- You didn't answer the question. - What question?

Just... whenever he says good-bye to you and he cries,

or he says good-bye to me,

and I just feel like all of that's gonna add up,

and it's not good for him.

He's gonna be fine.

How can you say that?

'Cause I know.

- Rafi. - What?

What are you doing?

No, no, and no.

What are you doing?

What?

- You can't do that. - It was accidental.

- "Accidental"? - Sorry.

No, we have boundaries,

and you just stepped over the boundary.

"Boundaries." Pillow wall.

Pillow wall, cement wall.

All right, cement wall.

I'll be back tomorrow.

I'll come watch Larry for your shift.

Hey, thanks for letting me play basketball.

Anytime.

Bye.

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ Dear sweet 16 Colleen ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

Milo?

Rafi, where the fuck are you?

I have to be at work at ten o'clock.

- Fuck. - Where are you gonna go?

I got to go to work.

Where is your dad?

♪ He is late, late, late on your birthday ♪

♪ Where is he? ♪

♪ He probably got into an accident ♪

Rafi, I'm gonna keep calling you till you pick up.

Birthday waffle coming in.

Zoom.

Stopped at the gate.

How about syrup, you want some syrup?

It's your birthday. You can do whatever you want.

Yum. Now... now you have to drink some water, though.

Hmm?

_

Your dad left you some watermelon.

He left it for me, too.

Here, have a piece.

What could you possibly be doing?

Fuck.

You want to come with me to work?

No.

Hi, what are you doing?

Hi!

Hi, happy birthday! Look who's here, it's Princess Nelly!

- Hi. - Hello.

Oh, gosh. God, I have my period.

I only have regular, though.

- Oh. - Usually I use super-plus.

Do you think I can put two up there at once?

Sure.

You probably use only, like, super, super tiny.

Yeah, I have to split them in half sometimes.

Where is Rafi, anyway?

He's getting Larry a...

Super-secret birthday gift.

- He's so sweet. - He is very sweet.

Um, okay, well, I just need you

to give him a nap before he goes to the party,

- or else it'll be a disaster. - Okay.

- It's kind of a process, okay? - Yeah, no... yep.

You got to tell him a story, but you got to make it up.

It can't be something that he already knows.

So, like, a story... a magical story about an animal

or a garbage truck that acts like an animal.

An animal. Yeah, no, I... Yeah, Rafi and I...

But if that doesn't work, sing him a story.

Do you want to just try one out real quick?

- Like an audition? - No, no, no. No!

I just mean, like, you know, come in there with gusto.

Like, you know what you're...

even if you no idea and you're making it up as you go,

just, like, show him

that you know what you're talking about.

Ready? One, two, three, go.

♪ There was a kangaroo ♪

♪ Who jumped around the house ♪

♪ And he picked up all the toys ♪

♪ And he put them in his pouch ♪

Okay. Don't overthink it.

- Coll! - What?

I need help carrying shit from the car!

Oh, crap.

You okay?

Can't get this licorice to stick on these wheels.

You're so talented.

I dreamt I saw Milo.

You know, it got me thinking, Jack.

I mean, you know, 49 years.

That's a whole life right there.

You know, he was so handsome.

It's weird, I always heard he was a punk or something.

You were too little to know,

but we were all punks back then.

Coll...

- What are you doing? - Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

That's why they call it the present.

That is just crazy.

I know.

He looked like Desi Arnaz.

Oh, God.

- No, forget Milo. Come on. - No, he did,

- Whatever. - Mm.

Come on, you're gonna be moving into my house

in the basement.

♪ It's gonna be me and my sister Coll ♪

♪ living across the hall ♪

♪ We're gonna have some fun making fun of everyone ♪

- You kissed him? - No, he kissed me.

And then I-I kissed him back.

- You kissed him back? - Mm-hmm.

You kissed Rafi back, and you liked it?

- Mm-hmm. - That's disgusting.

I would think it'd be disgusting, too.

- But it wasn't disgusting. - Like, what did that kiss taste like?

Irresponsibleness?

Unemployment?

- Delinquency? - It was the best kiss I've ever had.

- "Best kiss"? - It's done things to my body.

- It has. - Mm-mm.

It's, like, in there.

Give me, like, the tinglies.

Yeah, well, you should "unfeel" it.

You do realize that he's engaged?

No, I feel bad about that, I really do.

- Like, Nelson? - Aww.

- Think about Nelson. - That's fucked up.

Your girl.

You know what this is about, actually?

- What is it about? - This is about family.

- Mm-hmm. - It's about family.

Yeah, staying together for the kid is a unique concept

that works out every time.

Why is he even being so nice to me, anyways?

Leaving watermelon, covering for me?

You're like the white girl in the scary movie

who goes down to the basement,

and she's like, "Hello?

- Is anyone there?" - No.

Instead of just getting the fuck out of the house.

No.

Love you.

Hi, sir.

That sounds like a upper respiratory infection.

Maybe an antibiotic would do some good.

What are you, a nurse or something?

- Say what? - You a nurse?

- Am I a nurse? - Yeah.

- Do I look like a nurse? - You don't look like a doctor.

What does a doctor look like?

- I don't know. White coat... - Mm-hmm.

- You'd need a stethoscope. - So it's the gold chains?

That's why you don't think I'm a doctor?

Yeah, I mean, you... you look more like an undercover cop

trying to bust up a drug deal.

- That's what I look like? - Yeah.

Well, you could pass for one.

You really opened up my eyes today.

This was enlightening. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, I am gonna be a doctor.

I'm gonna be the President of the United States.

All right.

- You have a good one. - You too.

- Stay handsome, Mr. President. - I can always try.

Mama!

Larry, please, come on.

♪ There was the kangaroo ♪

♪ And then he went to sleep ♪

No, we can't play, okay? We have to put you to bed.

Come on, we're gonna...

All right, let's... let's do a story, yeah?

There once was a frog

who lived in a pond.

Larry was the frog's name,

and he was green.

Um, not doing it for you.

Okay.

Can you see my belly?

You see my belly?

Can you listen to it?

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Yeah?

So...

... once there was a very...

lucky little tadpole.

When the tadpole met the egg,

it transformed into a bean.

A big bean or a little one?

It was a little bean at first.

Yeah, it's like this big, like, right now.

Yeah, like that.

And you know where he lives?

Right in here.

But can you sleep for me now?

I want Mama.

All right, you know what?

Fine, you win.

Here, just... there you go.

Hello?

No, it just... it flew into the window.

Yeah, I think it's breathing.

I don't... what should I do?

Oh, hi, guys.

Hey, I really need to speak to you.

Here, I'll call you back, okay?

This bird just crashed into the window.

Can you get a box and poke some holes in it,

and maybe it'll recover?

Can I please speak to you, though?

I'm gonna go get this box.

I'll be right back.

Hey, birthday boy.

Are you the birthday boy?

Why did the bird fly in the window?

Because she thought it was clear skies.

Hey, is this the right sized box, you think?

He's, like, shaking.

Okay, let me just poke some holes in it.

Just...

- Hey, did you nap? - No.

Larry, it's like the one day you needed to nap.

Hey, Bridge, so...

I really hope it was a mistake.

CVS called and told me

that my prescription for Oxycodone was ready,

but I didn't order the prescription.

Okay.

Fuck.

He's such a jerk.

It's okay. It's... he's relapsing.

It happens. Fucking welcome to life.

And I'm pregnant.

Wow.

That's... Um, how far along are you?

Six weeks.

- Does Rafi know? - Yep.

Was he upset?

No, he was really happy.

That's great news.

It is.

Same thing happened... he was really happy

when I told him I was pregnant, and then he fell off the wagon.

It's... it's a lot,

and he'll just have to get sober again, right?

Or he's not gonna be able to see Larry

or your baby ever again, so it'll happen.

All that matters is that you take care

of you and the baby, and I will help you.

- Okay. - Yeah, yeah.

- Thank you. - That's all that matters.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Hey, at least we're not the bird in this box

fighting for its life.

I guess we are kind of fighting for our lives, huh?

Rafi, you okay in there?

Y-yeah, Tutu, I-I'll be right out.

Jesus, I mean, how long does it take to use a bathroom?

I hate when people poop in my house.

Yeah, well, I hope he uses a little Renuzit in there.

Well, that's why, you know, he knows, like,

really what he's doing down there.

- Rafi. - Yeah?

Would you call Bridge for me, please?

- I lost my phone. - Yeah, I got my phone.

Could you call Bridge?

I'm gonna set up the karaoke machine, okay?

Okay, all right.

Check, check, check.

Larry, it's your birthday!

In my heart, you got first place!

I love you to the moon and back!

Who is that?

When I say "Larry," y'all say "Bird"!

Larry! Bird.

Larry! Bird. Larry! Bird.

And the crowd goes crazy.

Thank y'all for coming, I appreciate it.

- Happy birthday! - Hi.

Welcome to the party. Here, I have a balloon for you.

Oh, you brought a present. You're so sweet.

Hey. What's up, man?

Hey, welcome to the party, guys.

Go right on in.

Hey, Rafi, you okay?

Yeah, I'm just out here greeting people for the party.

Hmm.

One day at a time, son.

Coll?

Coll, where you going?

♪ Ducks in the barn go quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ Mama's little babies born in a shack ♪

♪ One little duckling all alone ♪

Oh, look, the clown finally arrived.

Look, your Aunt Jackie's performing for you.

I'm here now, so...

♪ ... her pale green dots ♪

- Everybody! - ♪ Nobody likes... ♪

Um, where's Skye?

- What? - Where's Skye?

Um...

she... she's coming soon.

- She'll be here soon. - Did you like that?

That's good. And it's Larry!

It's... happy birthday, Larry!

Happy birthday!

Hey! Happy birthday.

I got a big surprise for you. Yeah.

Oh, we actually have a surprise for you.

Um, let's go talk upstairs.

Here, Evie. Listen to Aunt Jackie sing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a good idea.

Come on. We'll be right down.

We'll be right down, we'll be right down.

- Are you okay? - ♪ There are butterflies in the forest ♪

♪ There are buzzards in Buzzard's Bay ♪

♪ There are swans in the lake, how they shimmy and shake ♪

♪ Little baby, won't you stay? ♪

- Here, Raf, come sit on the bed. What? - It's cold in here, right?

It's fucking cold, right?

Can I borrow a shirt or... Where's Joe's stuff?

Hey, you can't go through my mom's stuff.

I just... can I borrow a sweater?

Yeah, okay, I'll get it for you.

Here.

Hey, can you come sit on the bed?

We got to talk to you.

What are you gonna talk about?

Raf, just come sit on the bed.

What's the surprise, Bridgette?

Hey, hey, we know.

What do you know?

CVS called.

They rang about the Oxycodone.

We know.

- I know you're on drugs. - I'm not on drugs, Bridgette.

- Don't fucking lie to me. - I'm not fucking lying to you!

- Look at me, I'm not on drugs! - Bridgey?

We're doing the cake.

Okay, we'll be right down.

It's okay, 'cause we found a bed

in that really good place in Pittsburgh,

and they can take you, and we can drive you tonight.

Bridge, that shit doesn't work for me.

How do you know? You never tried it.

It doesn't work.

What about Larry, huh?

It is Larry's fucking birthday,

and you're here, up here,

wearing a cat sweater on pills.

Why do you always have to do that?

So you're not... what... what's the alternative?

Why do you always have to put Larry in my face, Bridgette?

- Fuck. - Nelson's pregnant.

I can't leave Nelson, I can't leave the baby,

and I can't leave Larry for six weeks.

- You're already gone. - I can't leave Larry for six weeks.

I'm not gone! I'm right here!

- I'm right here! - Listen...

No, you're not. You're fucking gone.

Look at me, I'm fucking trying!

And you fucking keep pushing me!

Rafi, we just want to help you, okay?

- What's gonna help you? - Meetings, baby.

Then let's do meetings.

- We can do... - No, meetings don't work for him.

He wants to go to meetings. Let's help him.

Oh, meetings, meetings. You always say that.

No, you go to a meeting for a week, right?

You act like you're fucking king of AA, and then you stop going.

Why do you got to say shit like that?

- Oh. - Hey, buddy.

Look who it is.

What you got?

Where did you get that?

From Tutu.

You know this used to be mine?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Hey, buddy.

You want to sing a song?

You need to go downstairs, okay?

Can you go back downstairs,

and we'll come play with you soon?

- In a second. - Bye-bye.

Bye.

I'll drive you right now.

I'll throw away all the pills.

I just lost focus for a little second...

- You're gonna choose drugs over him. - I'm not choosing drugs over Larry.

I'm having the weirdest feeling...

... like I've... I've been here...

exactly here before.

I haven't been here before.

Welcome.

I promise, babe.

I'm good.

Skye is here.

Where's my friend, Chase?

Where could he be?

Who's gonna fly in my rocket ship?

With Skye?

Oh!

There he is!

Chase, ta-da!

You did? That's huge.

- Took the MCATs. - MCATs.

- Mm-hmm. - That's what they're called.

Did they call it MCAT?

You know, gynecology, or...

Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey.

I'm excited for this.

Go ahead.

Too much butter.

- Mm-mm. - No?

It's good.

- Yeah. - Maybe a little.

- Yeah. - Still eat it, though.

Good.

Larry's asleep.

Good. We tired him out.

And Rafi's gone.

- What? - Rafi's gone.

Gone where, honey?

He's, uh, relapsed.

I know.

I saw at the party.

I didn't want to upset you.

I'm just kind of scared, you know?

- Yeah. - Um...

Just... like, I feel like I'm living someone else's life.

I know.

Just... do you want some?

I'm impressed with myself right here.

It's not the way it was supposed to work out.

Well...

I guess, you know, we could go.

Now would be the time to go.

Go where?

We could go to New York like we were supposed to go

four years ago, but we stayed here.

What is it you want?

I just want to be a fucking person.

Mm.

World... just a person in the world.

I want to find her.

What?

- What are you talking about? - Open it.

Mom, what is this?

Travis was not my first child.

I was 16 years old when I got pregnant.

The father's name was Milo,

and I never saw him again.

My parents were so ashamed,

so embarrassed, they shipped me off to Ireland,

told everyone I had mononucleosis.

They told me the right thing to do

was to give the baby up for adoption.

I never got to hold her.

I just got a glance to look at her

as they whisked her out of the room.

- You have another daughter. - I do.

You have a big sister.

Wow.

We have a-a person out there.

Yep.

- Yes, we do. - And I love Guinness.

- Well, it's genetic maybe. - It's genetic.

Yeah.

We got the Irish blood,

and we got a sister for you in Ireland.

Cranberries is my favorite band.

- Mm, mm. - Pretty much.

- Mom. - Bono?

- Bono... yeah, he's cool. - U2.

That's not a bad place to grow up, I bet.

That was the bird, I think.

That was the bird! It's... it's alive!

Good thing I left the door open.

Well, always leave a door open, Bridgey,

'cause you never know when you have to escape.

Where do you want to escape to?

Supahsmaht.

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