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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:09,098 --> 00:00:11,599 - Here you go. - Thanks. 3 00:00:18,265 --> 00:00:21,432 "When we came here for the first time in our lives, 4 00:00:21,515 --> 00:00:23,640 stood among people who seem to understand, 5 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:27,223 the sense of belonging was tremendously exciting. 6 00:00:27,307 --> 00:00:29,181 We thought the ice... "... 7 00:00:29,265 --> 00:00:33,473 "isolation problem"... 8 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:36,348 ... "had been solved." 9 00:00:36,432 --> 00:00:39,890 "But as soon"... 10 00:00:41,265 --> 00:00:42,724 "We still"... 11 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:44,890 What am I doing here? 12 00:00:44,973 --> 00:00:47,473 Stupid fucking Overeaters Anonymous. 13 00:00:47,557 --> 00:00:49,432 Why can't I read? 14 00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:52,140 My voice sounds strange. It's like it's not even mine. 15 00:00:52,223 --> 00:00:54,307 ... "listened to someone"... 16 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,074 What am I doing here in this stupid meeting, 17 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,223 and why am I scared to talk? 18 00:00:58,307 --> 00:01:00,015 I shouldn't be scared of these people. 19 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:02,515 Oh, just breathe, Eliza. 20 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:05,098 Shit. What's wrong with me? 21 00:01:05,181 --> 00:01:07,223 It's time to talk now. 22 00:01:11,765 --> 00:01:13,807 This passage is my favorite. 23 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,223 It reminds me to put the program first. 24 00:01:20,557 --> 00:01:23,390 We can't just sit here in silence. 25 00:01:23,473 --> 00:01:24,991 We're not leaving here till you talk about it. 26 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:26,890 I don't wanna talk about it. 27 00:01:26,973 --> 00:01:28,640 I'll order another pizza. 28 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:30,390 Just talk to me. What's up? 29 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:32,390 Lize, we're not leaving 30 00:01:32,473 --> 00:01:34,307 until you tell me what's going on. 31 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,432 I had a panic attack, okay? 32 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:39,098 - In the middle of the meeting? - Yes. 33 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:41,140 Why? It's supposed to be a safe space. 34 00:01:41,223 --> 00:01:43,181 Yeah, it's weird. I haven't had one 35 00:01:43,265 --> 00:01:46,098 since my dad sent me to NASA Space Camp. 36 00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:48,473 Wow. You went to Space Camp? 37 00:01:48,557 --> 00:01:50,098 My dad was convinced 38 00:01:50,181 --> 00:01:53,140 I was gonna be the first black female astronaut. 39 00:01:53,223 --> 00:01:55,307 Oh, my God. Imagine Eliza in space. 40 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:58,098 I really hate it when people expect shit from me. 41 00:01:58,181 --> 00:02:00,432 - She's flying around space. - Are you listening to me? 42 00:02:00,515 --> 00:02:02,890 - You should've done it. - This is about the MCATs. 43 00:02:02,973 --> 00:02:05,015 - The test? - Yes, the test! 44 00:02:05,098 --> 00:02:06,724 Oh. Well, then just don't take it. 45 00:02:06,807 --> 00:02:08,557 - So just start over? - Why not? 46 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,307 Look at me. I haven't even started yet. 47 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:11,890 - Bridge. - What? 48 00:02:11,973 --> 00:02:13,432 I'm gonna be a doctor. 49 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:14,700 Maybe it's the wrong decision. 50 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:16,890 I'm gonna be a doctor. 51 00:02:16,973 --> 00:02:19,557 I'm going to medical school. 52 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,015 Oh, thank you. 53 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,515 Don't even. Don't even look at it. 54 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:27,056 - Say thank you. - Thank you. 55 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,348 Listen to this. "If you want to do 56 00:02:29,432 --> 00:02:30,931 something about your kid's hair, 57 00:02:31,015 --> 00:02:34,390 I braid at Maribel's Salon." 58 00:02:34,473 --> 00:02:35,765 Damn. 59 00:02:35,849 --> 00:02:37,307 What's wrong with my kid's hair? 60 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,390 No comment. 61 00:02:38,473 --> 00:02:40,098 You like your hair? 62 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:42,348 No. 63 00:02:42,432 --> 00:02:44,432 Where's Maribel's? Who's Johanny? 64 00:02:51,056 --> 00:02:54,599 It's okay. 65 00:02:54,682 --> 00:02:56,307 Maybe you're braiding too tight. 66 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:58,140 No, he's just tender-headed. He's fine. 67 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:00,181 Could you do a little looser braid? 68 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:01,785 Mira... mmm. Mmm, here you go. 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,557 Like a French braid, maybe? 70 00:03:06,432 --> 00:03:09,181 Maybe if Mommy got her hair done too, you know, 71 00:03:09,265 --> 00:03:10,599 he wouldn't be so scared. 72 00:03:10,682 --> 00:03:12,223 Yeah? 73 00:03:12,307 --> 00:03:15,515 Oh. I like the upsell. Congratulations. 74 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:18,348 I love getting my hair done. Okay, what should we do? 75 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,599 Well, I can straighten it, or you can get rows 76 00:03:20,682 --> 00:03:22,322 - like the little man. - Oh, I'll do rows. 77 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:23,575 That's not culturally insensitive, is it? 78 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:26,181 Nah. I mean, you're not, like, white-white. 79 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:28,348 Right? Yeah, you get it. 80 00:03:28,432 --> 00:03:30,432 And I've never told anyone this, 81 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:33,181 but I think in a past life, I was a slave. 82 00:03:33,265 --> 00:03:35,849 - What? Did she say... ? - Yeah, um, you... 83 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:39,098 probably should just keep on never telling that to anybody. 84 00:03:39,181 --> 00:03:41,390 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:41,473 --> 00:03:44,432 But it's my truth. Ow. 86 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,599 That's really tight. Oh, my God. Ow. 87 00:03:47,682 --> 00:03:51,015 Ow! Ow. Larry, hold my hand. 88 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,724 Oof. 89 00:03:56,807 --> 00:03:58,807 It's kind of itchy. Does it itch you? 90 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,931 - Uh-uh. - No? Does it hurt? 91 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:02,265 - Mm. - You like it? 92 00:04:02,348 --> 00:04:04,265 - Oh, my! - Hi! 93 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:07,390 - Wow! - Nice. 94 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:09,307 - Buddy. It looks good. - Twinning. 95 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:11,973 - I like it. - Should we go in? 96 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:15,098 Actually, could we, um, talk to you privately for a minute? 97 00:04:15,181 --> 00:04:17,223 - Oh. Without Larry? - Is that okay? 98 00:04:17,307 --> 00:04:19,307 Okay. 99 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:22,181 Be right back. Nelson wants to have an adult conversation. 100 00:04:22,265 --> 00:04:25,473 - Sorry. - Princess Nelly. 101 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,890 That was surprisingly easy. 102 00:04:27,973 --> 00:04:30,015 - What's up? - Let's... let's take a seat. 103 00:04:30,098 --> 00:04:32,181 - Oh. Okay. - Follow me. 104 00:04:32,265 --> 00:04:34,931 Oh, no. Is it bad? Do you have Lyme disease? 105 00:04:35,015 --> 00:04:36,765 Why would I have Lyme disease? 106 00:04:36,849 --> 00:04:38,724 'Cause it's going around, and you seem 107 00:04:38,807 --> 00:04:40,181 really lethargic lately. 108 00:04:40,265 --> 00:04:41,807 No, it's actually good news, all right? 109 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,724 Oh, okay. 110 00:04:43,807 --> 00:04:46,515 So, Gonzalez-Taylor-Bird family meeting in session... 111 00:04:46,599 --> 00:04:49,348 You're the spitting image of my ex-girlfriend Meredith. 112 00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:51,724 - Who, me or her? - No, you. 113 00:04:51,807 --> 00:04:53,307 Oh. Thanks. That's so nice. 114 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:56,015 - She was from a rich family. - Oh. 115 00:04:56,098 --> 00:04:58,307 She got sucked into that whole AT&T thing. 116 00:04:58,390 --> 00:05:01,432 She got hit in the head. Her brain got all scrambled. 117 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:04,640 - She's on disability now. - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 118 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:06,533 - Wasn't meant to be. - Yeah, sometimes it's just 119 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,557 - not meant to be. - I still love her though. 120 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,307 - Really? - This one time... 121 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:12,140 Um, sorry to interrupt. Touching story, bro. 122 00:05:12,223 --> 00:05:14,183 I'm sorry that all of that happened, but we really 123 00:05:14,223 --> 00:05:16,140 - gotta talk to her. - I'll talk to you later. 124 00:05:16,223 --> 00:05:17,682 Yeah, yeah. We'll listen later. 125 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,348 We gotta tell you something, Bridge. 126 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,265 - Okay. - We are... 127 00:05:21,348 --> 00:05:23,807 Getting married! 128 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,140 What? Really? 129 00:05:26,223 --> 00:05:28,140 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Oh, my God. 130 00:05:28,223 --> 00:05:30,223 We're gonna go to Puerto Rico to do it. 131 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,307 Oh, my God, a magical Puerto Rican wedding. 132 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:34,348 - I can't wait. - Oh, Bridge, it's gonna be, 133 00:05:34,432 --> 00:05:36,348 you know, super small and, you know, 134 00:05:36,432 --> 00:05:38,557 his family'll know that you're his ex 135 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,890 and... and we didn't wanna make you feel uncomfortable. 136 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:44,307 - Oh, yeah. - The flights are outrageous, 137 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,557 so... - I get it. I totally get it. 138 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,973 It's gonna be super tiny, and I know you hate flying. 139 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:50,973 Mm-hmm. And is Larry invited? 140 00:05:51,056 --> 00:05:52,223 - Yeah. - Of course. 141 00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,265 - Oh. - Princess Nelly! 142 00:05:54,348 --> 00:05:57,098 - Oh, hi! Yeah, I'll come play. - Oh. 143 00:05:57,181 --> 00:05:59,890 - Princess Nelly! - "Princess Nelly!" 144 00:05:59,973 --> 00:06:01,599 Wow. 145 00:06:01,682 --> 00:06:04,265 - You cool? - Yeah, of course I'm cool. 146 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:06,765 - This is so exciting. - Are you sure? 147 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:09,307 Yeah. No more broken homes for Larry. 148 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:11,348 At least, one less broken home. 149 00:06:11,432 --> 00:06:13,515 Where's my phone? 150 00:06:13,599 --> 00:06:17,557 Can you just call it? Let me see if it's here. 151 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,682 - Where am I in your phone? - Under "Bridgette Bird." 152 00:06:20,765 --> 00:06:23,307 Not "Baby Mama"? 153 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:26,223 - It's just your name. - You changed it? 154 00:06:26,307 --> 00:06:28,973 I don't know. It just kind of felt... 155 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,098 Here, just call it. 156 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:36,849 - It's ringing. - I can't... it's ringing? 157 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:38,682 Stop throwing stuff everywhere. 158 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,157 What are you doing? Stop. 159 00:06:40,181 --> 00:06:41,890 Oh, here it is. 160 00:06:41,973 --> 00:06:44,390 - Here, let me help. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 161 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,640 Got it. Thanks, man. 162 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:47,515 - All right. - Thank you. 163 00:06:47,599 --> 00:06:50,181 "Decline." And I'm changing your name to "Fuckface." 164 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:54,432 ♪ Now, now, who's that following my game? ♪ 165 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,640 ♪ Better, better get out my way ♪ 166 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:59,640 ♪ Gonna get hurt if you stay, I ain't got time, no way ♪ 167 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:01,724 ♪ Now who's that playing on the beat? ♪ 168 00:07:01,807 --> 00:07:03,640 ♪ Brazabelle and Leo Justi ♪ 169 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,324 ♪ Word is out, pop, pop, in the street... ♪ 170 00:07:05,348 --> 00:07:08,557 Eliza! 171 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,931 I was just telling Allan 172 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:13,348 how well you've been doing at that MCAT prep. 173 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,348 Following in the family footsteps. 174 00:07:15,432 --> 00:07:17,807 Have you decided what you're gonna specialize in yet? 175 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:19,283 - Mm-mm. - I'm guessing it's not 176 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:20,765 urology like your dad. 177 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:22,682 Well, I would make a urology joke, 178 00:07:22,765 --> 00:07:24,515 but they really piss me off. 179 00:07:26,807 --> 00:07:29,223 - Always like that. - That one never gets old, Dad. 180 00:07:29,307 --> 00:07:30,765 - No, it never will. - Nope. 181 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:32,449 Podiatry is better than pediatrics, though. 182 00:07:32,473 --> 00:07:34,098 - Is it? - Feet don't talk back. 183 00:07:34,181 --> 00:07:35,807 - "Feet don't talk back." - They stink, 184 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,907 - but they don't talk back. - Medically, they can't. 185 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:38,765 You're right. 186 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,575 - Let me try... - I mean... yeah, yeah. 187 00:07:40,599 --> 00:07:42,324 Options, you know. It's just a lot of options. 188 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:44,015 - Yeah, yeah. - Um, the potato salad... 189 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:45,408 I need to take the Saran wrap off. 190 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,223 Okay. All right, all right. All right. 191 00:07:47,307 --> 00:07:48,640 Bring the bowl. 192 00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:58,265 - 'Sup? - Bridge, 193 00:07:58,348 --> 00:08:00,056 can you come to my dad's barbecue 194 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:03,515 and... and bring me weed? Um, I'm freaking out. 195 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:06,015 Um, okay, well, my only hookup's my mom. 196 00:08:06,098 --> 00:08:08,557 Okay, can you go to Tutu's and get weed, please? 197 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,849 Please? I literally can't function. 198 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:13,140 Okay. I mean, I could get high too. 199 00:08:13,223 --> 00:08:15,473 I'm having an interesting day. - Just come. 200 00:08:15,557 --> 00:08:16,837 - Okay, I'll be over soon. - Bye. 201 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:19,724 Larry, we gotta go get some weed. 202 00:08:23,348 --> 00:08:25,098 You know that lobsters are considered 203 00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:26,849 the cockroaches of the ocean? 204 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:28,682 - Oh. - I read it on Snapple. 205 00:08:28,765 --> 00:08:31,265 - ♪ Ask any lobster ♪ - Oh, what? 206 00:08:31,348 --> 00:08:33,181 There they are. Here, put these on. 207 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:34,515 ♪ The cockroach of the ocean ♪ 208 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,140 Yeah, that's not the song, though. 209 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:37,890 Hi, guys. Here. 210 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,849 What the hell happened to your hair? 211 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,307 Okay, can I have the weed, please? 212 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,140 - We smoked it. - Oh, precious. 213 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,366 What do you mean you smoked it? 214 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,765 It's all done. We smoked it all. 215 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:47,724 - Baby bye-bye. - You just told me 216 00:08:47,807 --> 00:08:49,241 - to come here and pick it up. - Not just, Bridgette. 217 00:08:49,265 --> 00:08:50,949 - You were two hours ago. - Twenty minutes ago. 218 00:08:50,973 --> 00:08:52,408 - No, it was two hours. - Twenty minutes ago. 219 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,783 Look at how much food we ordered today. 220 00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:55,557 - It was two hours. - What is going on here? 221 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,074 - How much are you smoking? - We're microdosing. 222 00:08:57,098 --> 00:08:58,724 - Little bits. - You're macrodosing 223 00:08:58,807 --> 00:09:00,283 - is what it is. - She has some. She has it. 224 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,056 - Maria. She's got it. - She's holding. 225 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,366 - What do you mean, she has... - Indica, sativa, CBD oil. 226 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,098 - Maria, right there. - Shh. 227 00:09:06,181 --> 00:09:07,491 - Boston legalized. - I can get it here? 228 00:09:07,515 --> 00:09:09,455 - Yeah. - What's good for panic attacks? 229 00:09:09,456 --> 00:09:10,557 Are you upset? 230 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,783 - What are you panicking about? - What do I get? 231 00:09:11,807 --> 00:09:13,098 What do I ask for? 232 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:15,348 Granddaddy purple. 233 00:09:15,432 --> 00:09:16,783 All right, well, you're paying for it. 234 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,682 Okay. Ms. Maruyama, 235 00:09:18,765 --> 00:09:21,432 - may we have some... - Shh. You're in public. 236 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,682 - Hey, baby. - Hey. How are you? 237 00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:26,807 Um, do you happen to have some granddaddy purple? 238 00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:28,890 Look at our little... look what we got. 239 00:09:28,973 --> 00:09:30,890 - Do you like that? - Ooh, he likes... 240 00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:32,223 Larry, I like your hair. 241 00:09:32,307 --> 00:09:33,640 Okay, well, that was easy enough. 242 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,241 Now I don't have to go through you anymore. 243 00:09:35,265 --> 00:09:36,390 - Come on. - Oh, that's nice. 244 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,348 Cut your mother out. That's very sweet. 245 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:40,890 Honey, your hair looks like that Bo lady. 246 00:09:40,973 --> 00:09:42,724 - Bo, uh... - Derek. 247 00:09:42,807 --> 00:09:44,849 - Bo Derek. - Bye. 248 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:47,807 And Derek was that guy they killed on Grey's Anatomy. 249 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:50,181 Remember? It was so sad. He was the lead, too. 250 00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:52,432 They just... boom. Done. 251 00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:54,807 ♪ Smoke it out like a burning man, make it hotter ♪ 252 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:57,181 ♪ Light up the ganja, start the bonfire ♪ 253 00:09:57,265 --> 00:09:59,307 ♪ I don't wanna see you standing, start dancing ♪ 254 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,724 ♪ Bring that ass over to me, start prancing ♪ 255 00:10:01,807 --> 00:10:04,015 ♪ Come on, skip to my Lou, Ms. Lady ♪ 256 00:10:04,098 --> 00:10:06,015 ♪ Bring that ass, shake it, and drive me crazy ♪ 257 00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:08,390 ♪ I must be a king 'cause I'm wearing a crown ♪ 258 00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:10,931 ♪ I can get high without leaving the ground ♪ 259 00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:13,181 - You wanna go dance? - ♪ Go, go, go up and down ♪ 260 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,931 ♪ Let me see you go up and down ♪ 261 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,765 ♪ Go, go, go up and down ♪ 262 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:20,473 ♪ Make your hands go up and down, go, go ♪ 263 00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:22,277 Turn up your resistance! 264 00:10:22,348 --> 00:10:23,931 Turn it up! Turn up the speed! 265 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,432 Hello. Special delivery. 266 00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:27,432 - Oh, what up, Bridge? - Hi. 267 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,223 Hi, Larry! Look at your cornrows. 268 00:10:29,307 --> 00:10:30,973 And Bridgette, your hair. 269 00:10:31,056 --> 00:10:34,390 - Oh, my God. Hello. - Isn't it crazy? 270 00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:36,973 Bebe already brought weed, but I'm glad you're here. 271 00:10:37,056 --> 00:10:40,056 Oh, I see. Then you have to go watch a movie. 272 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,765 Okay? 273 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,849 - Hi. You're Bebe? - Yeah, hi. 274 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:45,223 I'm Bridgette. 275 00:10:45,307 --> 00:10:46,640 But seriously, Bebe, 276 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:47,783 I still think the spin guy was hot, 277 00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:49,473 even with his little lisp. 278 00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:50,866 "You gotta take up your resistance. 279 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,640 You gotta turn up your resistance. 280 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,849 You gotta pedal." 281 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,390 I guess you don't need this anymore, 282 00:10:57,473 --> 00:11:00,557 - but here you go. - Oh, this'll come in handy 283 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,223 tonight, now... Tomorrow. 284 00:11:03,307 --> 00:11:04,849 Truth, because we cannot be 285 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,890 at a Walker family gathering without being high. 286 00:11:06,973 --> 00:11:08,931 Oh, so you guys are related? 287 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:12,015 Yeah, yeah. Like... like play cousins. 288 00:11:12,098 --> 00:11:13,640 You know, family we choose. 289 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,074 Oh, yeah, like me and Lize. Play cousins. 290 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,931 - Sorry, we're so faded. - But, um, you look crazy. 291 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:25,408 - What's your hair? - Can I have some? 292 00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,181 - Can you explain? - This? 293 00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:28,599 These are called cornrows. 294 00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:30,473 I don't know if you're familiar. 295 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,432 - Definitely familiar. - Yea or nay? 296 00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:34,408 Uh, I mean, how long are you gonna keep it? 297 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,074 I don't know. Should I take it out? I should take it out. 298 00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:37,765 - Will you do it for me? - No. 299 00:11:37,849 --> 00:11:40,056 It's your bed. You gotta lie in it, girl. 300 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,890 - I need to get high. - Come on, 301 00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:44,181 - we need to go downstairs. - I really need it. 302 00:11:44,265 --> 00:11:46,724 Okay, go in my bathroom. But hurry up. Seriously. 303 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,348 I'm finally high enough to face this party. 304 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,682 - Mm. She's cute. - She is, right? 305 00:11:51,765 --> 00:11:52,949 Come here, Larry. You wanna play? 306 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:56,098 - Hi! - Gimme five! 307 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:58,098 ♪ Yeah, wanna with me? ♪ 308 00:11:58,181 --> 00:12:01,098 ♪ I'm the bona fide who make all the boys drool ♪ 309 00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:03,223 ♪ Taking names of all of the chicks who ♪ 310 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,640 ♪ Said I couldn't do what I didn't do ♪ 311 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,973 ♪ Read my lips, can I get a " you"? ♪ 312 00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:10,640 ♪ So come on, put your hands up, what? ♪ 313 00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,724 ♪ If you wanna fall in love... ♪ 314 00:12:12,807 --> 00:12:14,973 Hey, future doctor! 315 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:16,783 - Come on over here. - Get on over here. 316 00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:19,056 - Yes! - Look at her strut. 317 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,973 Yes. 318 00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:24,265 - Hi. - We are so proud of you, E! 319 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:27,265 - Oh, thank you. - Muah! 320 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:29,473 Larry! Hello, little man. Give me some. 321 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:32,557 Oh! Hey, Phil. 322 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,390 - Uh, "lip." - Lip. 323 00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:37,931 - Phillip. - Okay. 324 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:41,307 Yeah, yeah. Bridgette, have you met Eliza's aunties? 325 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,473 - Hi. - This is Valerie and Renee. 326 00:12:43,557 --> 00:12:45,056 - Hello. - Well, go ahead 327 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,741 and put him down. Let him play with the others. 328 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,515 Oh. You wanna play with the kids? 329 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:49,682 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 330 00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:51,432 You know my son better than I do. 331 00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:53,098 - Come with Phillip. - Bye. 332 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:56,223 - Oh, he is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 333 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:59,223 - His father black? - Oh, no, Puerto Rican. 334 00:12:59,307 --> 00:13:02,015 - Oh, black adjacent. - Mm-hmm. 335 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:04,557 Mm-hmm. Righ' next door. 336 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,557 - Mm-mm, Bridge. - No, I was kidding. 337 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,140 Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:09,491 Lize, I didn't know you had aunties. 339 00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:10,849 - Yeah. - And I didn't know 340 00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,807 Eliza had a white friend with cornrows. 341 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:14,807 - Oh. - Hey, speaking 342 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,682 - of cornrows. - Me neither. 343 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:19,557 - Yeah, this is my daughter. - Oh, yeah, we met. 344 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,599 You both have, uh, sons the same age. 345 00:13:21,682 --> 00:13:23,515 - Oh, really? - But this one 346 00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:26,307 - doesn't have a man. - Um, I have plenty of men. 347 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,390 I got plenty of men too. 348 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:30,313 But actually, not really since my son was born. 349 00:13:30,348 --> 00:13:32,056 Oh, what happen to your man? He die? 350 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,015 Oh, no, nothing like that. I mean, 351 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,265 - he might have Lyme disease. - Oh. 352 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,682 You know, stay out of the woods. 353 00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:41,473 Uh, um, he did propose to me. So that happened. 354 00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:42,807 - Oh! - But I said no. 355 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,515 - But I could've, so... - Sweetheart? 356 00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:46,015 - What? - You can always 357 00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,765 - change your mind. - Like tomorrow. 358 00:13:47,849 --> 00:13:49,432 Well, I can't actually, 359 00:13:49,515 --> 00:13:51,265 'cause he just proposed to his girlfriend. 360 00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:52,807 - What? Wait. - Oh, sweetie. 361 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,241 Yeah, I just found out this morning. 362 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:55,491 They're getting married in Puerto Rico. 363 00:13:55,515 --> 00:13:56,682 Guess who's not invited? 364 00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:58,557 - What? - This girl. 365 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,825 - Bridge. - Who would wanna go 366 00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:01,890 - to somebody... - No, I think it's 367 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:04,015 a good thing for everyone. For the whole family. 368 00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:06,432 - I don't know about that. - No, no, no. 369 00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,973 Look, Bebe's baby's father married someone else 370 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,098 and now that woman is getting all the attention. 371 00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:14,765 Now she and poor Barry have to fend for themselves. 372 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:16,473 Oh, my God, that sounds terrible. 373 00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:19,015 - It is. - Who's poor Barry? 374 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:21,265 Oh, it's my son. It's, like, short for Barack. 375 00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:23,265 - Your son's name is Barry? - Mm-hmm. 376 00:14:23,348 --> 00:14:25,640 My son's name is literally Larry. 377 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,640 - No way. - Oh, my God, get outta here. 378 00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:30,432 Right? We're cousins. Admit it. 379 00:14:30,515 --> 00:14:32,265 - Bridge. - What? 380 00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:34,098 No, I'm kidding. 381 00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:35,890 But I mean, we're cousins, right? 382 00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:38,599 Of course. 383 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,973 ♪ We're sisters ♪ 384 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,515 ♪ We're singing and we're joyous and we're... ♪ 385 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:48,056 Uh... 386 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,307 ♪ People! ♪ 387 00:14:52,807 --> 00:14:56,140 - Girl. - Come on, gimme a high-five! 388 00:14:56,223 --> 00:14:58,223 I'm just a little bit uncomfortable. 389 00:14:58,307 --> 00:15:01,140 Listen. My advice? Now, you didn't ask it, 390 00:15:01,223 --> 00:15:03,140 - but I'm gonna give it. - Mm-hmm. 391 00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:05,265 You make things right with your baby's father. 392 00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,283 - Or find you a better man. - 'Cause you don't want 393 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,098 to be out here doing this alone. 394 00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,265 Alone. 395 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:12,973 - Oh... - Hey! 396 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:14,849 - Aww, yeah! - Find you a man, sweetheart. 397 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,599 - You're too pretty, babe. - Ay! 398 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,724 Ey! Yeah! You gonna bring some... 399 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:23,599 ♪ We don't play no games, we don't play ♪ 400 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:27,140 ♪ We don't, we don't play, no, we don't play ♪ 401 00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:29,432 ♪ We don't, we don't play no... ♪ 402 00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:31,931 Why didn't you tell me about that Rafi shit? 403 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,931 - That's fucked up. - I know. 404 00:15:34,015 --> 00:15:35,931 Um, I just wish you had told me to wear white. 405 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:37,849 I feel kind of out of place. 406 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:40,390 Mm-hmm. Welcome to my life. 407 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,515 Okay, fine. I just don't know anyone. 408 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:45,640 Sister, sister, where are you? 409 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,307 I'll be back. It's a sorority thing. 410 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:51,724 - Okay. - Sister, sister of Lambda Mu! 411 00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:55,931 Sister, sister, where are you? 412 00:15:56,015 --> 00:15:59,599 Sister, sister of Lambda Mu! 413 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:03,307 Sister, sister, where are you? 414 00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:06,890 Sister, sister of Lambda Mu! 415 00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:08,557 - Are we really doing this? - You gotta. 416 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,724 - Get in there. - Okay. 417 00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:15,390 ♪ She's a woman ♪ 418 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:19,390 ♪ Of class and grace ♪ 419 00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:21,849 ♪ She's a woman ♪ 420 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:26,890 ♪ Who's stood in the face ♪ 421 00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:30,056 ♪ Of challenge ♪ 422 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,973 ♪ Strife and struggle ♪ 423 00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:36,640 ♪ No matter where this road ♪ 424 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:40,640 ♪ Of life takes us ♪ 425 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:43,765 ♪ One thing will always ♪ 426 00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:46,765 ♪ Be true ♪ 427 00:16:46,849 --> 00:16:49,390 ♪ The loving sisterhood ♪ 428 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:52,557 ♪ Of Sigma Lambda Mu ♪ 429 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,682 - Aww. Lambda! - Lambda! 430 00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:02,515 - We rep that Lambda Mu! - Lambda! 431 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:04,390 - Mu! - Lambda! 432 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:05,931 - Mu! - Lambda! 433 00:17:06,015 --> 00:17:08,265 - Mu! - Lambda! 434 00:17:08,348 --> 00:17:10,390 - Mu! - Lambda! 435 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:16,056 Ace. Oh, yep, you're gone. 436 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:18,432 Good-bye, tens. 437 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:23,098 Man, you better get it together over here, Lefty Lou. 438 00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,849 There you go. 439 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:27,973 Jack beats sevens. Catching up. 440 00:17:30,807 --> 00:17:33,432 Kings beats fives. 441 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:04,432 Stupid fuck face. 442 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,348 Hmm. 443 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:20,223 All right, fine. 444 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:41,724 - Hi, Hank. - Hey. 445 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:45,140 I'm here for our date. 446 00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:48,390 Huh. Cute hair. You're two weeks late. 447 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:52,056 I know. Traffic was terrible. 448 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,557 The key is cheese in the pan first. 449 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,098 - Sizzling. Mm-hmm. - In. Yeah. 450 00:18:57,181 --> 00:18:58,973 - Can I have some? - Yeah. 451 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,599 - Thank you. - Yeah. 452 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,765 Mmm. Wait, you put cheese on the bottom? 453 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:05,181 Yeah, it crisps up if you keep it on low. 454 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:06,890 So it's like a deep-dish quesadilla. 455 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,599 - Exactly. - This is so yummy. 456 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,181 - Yeah. - I love cheese. 457 00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:12,056 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. I do. I love it. 458 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,181 All right, for the rest of your life, 459 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:16,682 would you rather give up cheese or oral sex? 460 00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:19,765 Hmm? 461 00:19:19,849 --> 00:19:22,098 That is a really tough question. 462 00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:24,181 Mm. 463 00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:25,931 - What would you choose? - Lucky for me, 464 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:28,140 - I don't have to choose. - Why not? 465 00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:30,599 Oh, you know. 'Cause... 466 00:19:30,682 --> 00:19:32,724 vaginas taste like cheese. 467 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,931 - No, they don't. - Some do. 468 00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:36,348 - They do? I... - I mean... 469 00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:38,724 I don't think my vagina tastes like cheese. 470 00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:39,973 What does yours taste like? 471 00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,931 What do you think it tastes like? 472 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,265 If I had to guess... 473 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,765 - Cornichons. - Cornish hens? 474 00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,682 Cute little baby chickens? 475 00:19:48,765 --> 00:19:50,390 No, cornichons. 476 00:19:50,473 --> 00:19:51,783 They're like these little miniscule French pickles 477 00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:54,098 made of gherkin cucumbers, like, two inches long. 478 00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:56,056 - You've seen 'em. - Aww. 479 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,140 - Yeah. - You think my vagina tastes 480 00:19:58,223 --> 00:19:59,890 like little rich people pickles? 481 00:19:59,973 --> 00:20:02,307 - I guess. It would be acidic. - Mmm. 482 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:05,181 - They sound yummy. - Do you wanna find out? 483 00:20:05,265 --> 00:20:07,307 Mm... 484 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,223 The quesadilla's gonna burn. 485 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,807 Take off your fucking shirt. I wanna see your tits. 486 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,599 My dick's so hard. 487 00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:50,473 Feel how hard you make my dick. 488 00:20:50,557 --> 00:20:52,432 S-so hard. 489 00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:54,640 Yeah, you wanna taste my hard dick? 490 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:56,557 Wanna put it in your fucking mouth? 491 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,181 - Yeah, I wanna... - Yeah? 492 00:20:58,265 --> 00:20:59,432 ... taste your hard dick. 493 00:20:59,515 --> 00:21:01,682 And I wanna put it in my mouth. 494 00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:03,682 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm, and... 495 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,599 - Is your pussy so wet? - My pussy's... 496 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,015 Tell me how wet your pussy is. 497 00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,223 - So wet. - Yeah? 498 00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:10,724 It's like an ocean. 499 00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:13,074 I wanted to fuck you ever since that day at the tattoo shop. 500 00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:15,348 - Me too. - I can't wait to put my 501 00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:18,307 - throbbing cock inside you. - Oh, yeah. 502 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:21,015 - Oh, yeah. - Where do you want it? 503 00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:22,849 Inside my tight, wet pussy? 504 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,473 - Yeah? - Yeah. 505 00:21:24,557 --> 00:21:26,807 - Whoa. - Show me where you want it. 506 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,265 Uh, not in my butt. 507 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:31,890 Oh. 508 00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:34,724 Yeah. 509 00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:38,056 Yeah. 510 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,515 Your dog is so cute. 511 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,140 Yeah. 512 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,098 Oh! Yeah. 513 00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:55,557 Yeah. 514 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,181 Oh, God. 515 00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:00,390 - I'm gonna come. - Ah! Me too! 516 00:22:00,473 --> 00:22:03,181 - Oh, my God! - Oh, I'm gonna co... 517 00:22:03,265 --> 00:22:05,765 Oh! Oh! 518 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,473 Oh. You didn't come in me, did you? 519 00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:18,307 - No. - Okay. 520 00:22:43,348 --> 00:22:46,307 Hey, when'd you text me? 521 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:51,765 What? 522 00:22:54,682 --> 00:22:55,849 What the fuck, Bridge? 523 00:22:55,931 --> 00:22:57,181 What? 524 00:22:57,265 --> 00:22:59,432 "The sex with this dude is so bad. 525 00:22:59,515 --> 00:23:00,557 How's the cookout?" 526 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,973 I didn't mean to text you that. 527 00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:03,557 I thought you liked it. 528 00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:09,223 - I don't know. - Then why didn't you stop it? 529 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:12,265 - Well, you were very into it. - Wasn't that into it. 530 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:15,390 What? 531 00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:17,849 How could you not have been that into it? 532 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:19,140 What do you mean? 533 00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:24,056 What do you mean you weren't that into it? 534 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,807 I mean, like, it was good, 535 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:28,583 but I thought you came over here because you wanted to hook up. 536 00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:31,682 Let's just say I came over here to have sex. 537 00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:33,616 It doesn't mean I wanna star in my own fucking porn. 538 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,223 You were the one acting all porny. 539 00:23:35,307 --> 00:23:36,390 I was? 540 00:23:36,473 --> 00:23:37,765 "Inside my tight, wet, pussy"? 541 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,265 Yeah, after you asked where 542 00:23:39,348 --> 00:23:41,307 I wanted your "throbbing cock." 543 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:43,640 You know, you said, "Take off your shirt 544 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:46,931 and show me your tits" like two seconds into the night. 545 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,682 I thought we were into each other. 546 00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:56,390 I thought we were getting married. 547 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:05,599 Um... 548 00:24:05,682 --> 00:24:07,557 guess it was just a bad date. 549 00:24:09,473 --> 00:24:10,765 Yeah. 550 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,473 Here, I can help you with that. 551 00:24:12,557 --> 00:24:14,223 No, it's okay. I got it. 552 00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:16,599 Here. Here, I can just do it. 553 00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:17,682 I got it. 554 00:24:19,973 --> 00:24:21,390 I shouldn't be here. 555 00:24:23,849 --> 00:24:26,223 I'm gonna go. 556 00:24:26,307 --> 00:24:28,473 Okay. 557 00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:33,015 Do you want me to call you an Uber, or... 558 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,682 It's okay. I use Lyft. 559 00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:53,056 - Did you have fun? - Mm-hmm. 560 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,515 I danced with Hakim. 561 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,682 He taught me how to do, um, the stanky leg. 562 00:24:57,765 --> 00:24:59,682 Ooh, let me see your stanky leg, then. 563 00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:02,140 - Ooh, ooh. - Mm-hmm. 564 00:25:02,223 --> 00:25:03,682 - Ooh, it's stanky. Ooh. - Mm-hmm! 565 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,640 Oh, my goodness. I'm so happy you came. 566 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:11,015 So much dancing. I've never been to a party like that. 567 00:25:11,098 --> 00:25:13,682 Yeah. I'm glad you got to meet my sorors too. 568 00:25:13,765 --> 00:25:16,265 Yeah. I didn't know you had this whole other life. 569 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,432 - Yeah, you did. - No... fine. 570 00:25:18,515 --> 00:25:22,265 But I didn't know you didn't want me to be part of it. 571 00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:25,015 - I invited you over. - To bring you weed. 572 00:25:25,098 --> 00:25:27,515 Yeah, but once you got there, I could relax. 573 00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:30,098 - Well, 'cause we were high. - No. 574 00:25:30,181 --> 00:25:32,682 No. Because you're my girl and I wanted you there 575 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,181 and my family drives me crazy. 576 00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:37,890 I do have a "whole other life," 577 00:25:37,973 --> 00:25:40,265 and it's black as hell. 578 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:44,140 And I know you wanna be... 579 00:25:44,223 --> 00:25:46,682 - But you're not black. - I know. 580 00:25:46,765 --> 00:25:48,265 I'm sorry I'm so needy. 581 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:51,473 You are not needy. My family is needy. 582 00:25:54,265 --> 00:25:56,181 - Bridgette. - Mm-hmm? 583 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:59,348 Hey. The sex was that bad, Bridge? 584 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,931 It was not great. 585 00:26:01,015 --> 00:26:02,056 I'm sorry. 586 00:26:06,056 --> 00:26:09,140 Why aren't they inviting me? 587 00:26:09,223 --> 00:26:11,140 To their wedding? 588 00:26:12,724 --> 00:26:14,515 I don't get... 589 00:26:14,599 --> 00:26:17,890 Hey. Fuck them. 590 00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,765 You hear me? 591 00:26:19,849 --> 00:26:22,181 Fuck Nelson and fuck Rafi. 592 00:26:22,265 --> 00:26:23,890 You should be there with your kid. 593 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,807 Why do I even wanna go to the wedding? 594 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:27,557 Because. Because you care about them. 595 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,348 - I wanna go. - And they should've 596 00:26:29,432 --> 00:26:30,658 - fucking invited you. - I know. 597 00:26:30,682 --> 00:26:33,348 And you've been the best baby mama ever. 598 00:26:33,432 --> 00:26:34,931 - Do you hear me? - Mm-hmm. 599 00:26:35,015 --> 00:26:36,265 I got you, cuz. 600 00:26:37,849 --> 00:26:39,724 Can I really be your play cousin? 601 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,640 "Play cousin"? 602 00:26:42,724 --> 00:26:45,098 You are my cousin. 603 00:26:45,181 --> 00:26:47,181 We family. 604 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:49,765 Family that eats together stays together. 605 00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:52,640 - But I got one condition. - What? 606 00:26:52,724 --> 00:26:55,348 We gotta take them damn cornrows out. 607 00:26:55,432 --> 00:26:56,866 - Like, what? - Please help me 608 00:26:56,890 --> 00:26:58,348 - take them out. - Gosh! 609 00:26:58,432 --> 00:26:59,807 - Oh, my God. - Girl. 610 00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:01,640 Oh, my God, I hate 'em so much. 611 00:27:01,724 --> 00:27:03,807 - Come here. Come here. - I feel really stupid. 612 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:06,348 - No, you don't look stupid. - Oh, thank you. 613 00:27:06,432 --> 00:27:07,907 I can get 'em out in 30. This is what I do. 614 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:10,973 Really? Ooh, it's really itchy. 615 00:27:11,056 --> 00:27:16,056 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 616 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,599 Supahsmaht 44547

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