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We're gonna rot
in jail forever! Fuck!
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So we went upstairs
to kill one...
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One. Which we did.
All right? We did that.
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Do not think about...
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And yeah,
I didn't think about...
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He might come home!
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I mean, you just casually
walked upstairs
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and tried to poison
two innocent boys...
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Because you're stomping around
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and they think we're
running a daycare!
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Fuck you!
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Stop!
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JT Renovations. Please hold.
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JT Renovations.
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We also renovate kitchens...
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Great, we'll put you
down for three.
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Uh-huh. Thank you so much.
I got another one.
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Bedrooms, bathrooms,
dungeons, you name it.
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Whatever you need.
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Let me tell you about
a special promotion. Hello?
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I will go fuck myself,
thank you.
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Yo, take nothing personal.
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Oh, tight, dude,
you're trying to get fired?
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Cool.
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All right, this is where
all the magic happens.
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The main floor,
the headquarters.
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Let's say hi to, um,
Will and Martin.
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What's up, guys? How you doing?
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Excellent decorations.
Sweet office.
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- Oh, sweet air.
- Let's, uh...
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let's keep moving.
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Hi, is this Rick?
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Hi, Rick, this is Martin
from JT Renov...
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Excuse me?
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What the fuck did you just say
to me, you little fuck boy?
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Listen here, Rick, I got your
address right in front of me, dawg.
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Why don't I come to your house and
skull-fuck your wife until she loves me?
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How would you like that? I'll adopt
your children and make them my own.
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Fuck you, fuck you!
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I thought you said
don't take it personal.
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Oh, I didn't take that personal.
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No. I'm just gonna skull-fuck
his wife and raise his children.
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Cheap-ass Daniels.
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Willie?
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Hey, Jason.
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How's the tour
with the newbies going?
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Have you even seen
the numbers the past month?
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We're running on fumes. No!
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Just keeps hiring more idiots
to replace the other idiots.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Jesus, where did you come from?
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I'm a ninja.
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Fuck, I need a cigarette.
You guys want one?
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I can't, they give me
the squirts.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that, Jason.
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Will?
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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- That was gross.
- Be careful.
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They give you the squirts.
Hey listen, Saturday night.
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I'm doing a party.
It's a Halloween party.
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It's gonna be huge!
Tell it to your friends.
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I'm going to... I just did.
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- Kelly?
- Yeah.
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Nice day today, huh?
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Sorry, what?
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I said, "Nice day today, huh?"
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Oh, yeah. I guess.
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How's it going?
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Fine.
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You go to school around here?
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I bet a lot of guys
hit on you at school, huh?
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When everything
is said and done,
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I'll have... $12 left over.
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We could just man up and ask
Daniels for higher commission.
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Amber, he won't even
replace the coffee pot.
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The coffee pot, Amber.
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Point made.
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OK.
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Hey, you can still give me a ride
to work tomorrow again, right?
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When are you going
to get your car back?
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When are you going to start
buying your own weed?
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Oh, great, it was
so nice to speak with you, uh...
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Thanks so much
for your business.
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You have a good day.
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Yes!
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Where's everyone going?
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Check your email.
Daniels is calling a floor meeting.
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Shh!
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You all know this year
has been less than moderate.
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The result had nothing to do
with your work ethic.
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The company is going to be
taking a new direction.
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Unfortunately that does mean closing
down both branches in our district.
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Listen. I commend all of you,
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all of you, for the time
you've given to the firm
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and I wish you all
the best of luck.
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So we'll finish out this week
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with the payroll ending
on Friday.
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- That's it.
- He just fired us.
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- I think so.
- Oh, no!
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That's it!
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It's always something.
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This is awful,
what am I gonna do?
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- Why do you do that?
- Do what?
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What? You always compare
our kids to Ryan and Bethann's.
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- No, I don't.
- You just did it.
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I just did it in that situation
because I just think it's a good idea
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if Billy and Asher would
play some kind of sport.
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Our kids do play sports.
They play softball and they hate it, OK?
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- Well...
- And it's a girly sport.
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It's not a girly sport, it's the same thing
as baseball, it's just the ball is soft.
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It's not even soft,
it's just bigger...
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I know the shape
of the ball, Marty!
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I go to the games, you don't.
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Softball is a good thing for them
to mingle with other children.
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Sir, could you please turn
the music down?
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I'm trying to have
a discussion with my husband.
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Someone's getting one star.
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Great. You know what, I'm sorry.
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Don't ever get married,
and if you do,
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don't get married to this guy
'cause he's an ass...
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Leave the driver out of this.
Don't bring my relationship...
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We're in his car!
Leave him out of it?
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Pay for a therapist, don't use
the ride driver as our therapist!
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You are not the man I married.
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Hundred bucks says Daniels
has a nice comfy chair
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and comfy desk just waiting
for him at the new branch.
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You think they care about us?
Hell no.
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They don't care if we have
student loans,
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rent to pay,
they don't give a shit.
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What was that that Daniels
said again?
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"I commend you"
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on your hard work;
Unfortunately,
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we're a piece of shit company...
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Listen, Amber...
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I'm just gonna say...
this is making my balls tingle,
136
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but it's highly illegal.
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The company stores a list
of every client
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we've done business with, right?
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- OK.
- If I were able to get
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a copy of the list,
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we could technically use
those clients ourselves.
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I mean, we already have the manufacturer's
contacts and they don't care
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where the business is coming from,
just as long as they're getting paid.
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We just need to set up
an LLC for the invoice.
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Yeah, but then we would need
to get into Daniels' computer
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and for that we would
need his password, so...
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- No!
- What?
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Nothing. Fuck.
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I got to go.
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I just thought of something.
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Let's just talk
about this later.
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Hey, Amber...
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everything's gonna be all right.
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That wasn't
the worst part, though.
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It wasn't even the fact
that I got arrested
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for possession of crack
and heroin.
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The worst part wasn't even that the
judge gave me two to three years.
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The worst part was that when
I crashed through the table,
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I killed my neighbor's dog.
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I guess they'd been
sleeping underneath there.
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It's one of those little
furry terrier types.
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Hell...
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I feel bad because it was
the only dog she had, right?
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You know, she loved that thing.
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It hadn't done anything
to anybody, you know?
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Just goes to show you that
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it's usually
the most innocent ones
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that hurt the worst, right?
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Well, that was 321 days ago.
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I was sober for 320 days.
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Yeah.
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Jessica, right?
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Ta-da!
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Mm.
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How's your shoulder been?
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Been worse this week.
They put me in stocking.
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You know how heavy
those boxes are?
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But, you know,
everything's a give and take.
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- You still upset about the car?
- Nah, I'm good.
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I mean, Will's
helping me out, so...
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That Will is a great boy.
You need more friends like him.
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Um, by the way,
I forgot to tell you,
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I got some really great leads
this week, so this is for you.
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No, honey.
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We'll be OK.
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We'll be OK.
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I promise.
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- Hey.
- Hey. So I was thinking about the plan,
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and it's a cool idea, but it's
probably an A1, probably A2 felony.
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Are you sure we should do this?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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It's best if we wait till lunch.
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Nine times out of ten,
Daniels orders from the deli
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across the street;
Usually preorders it
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so it won't take him long
to leave and come back.
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That's when I'll do it.
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All I need you to do
is wait for my cue.
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- Right.
- From there, just let me know
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if you see Daniels coming.
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- OK.
- Let's get this money.
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A footlong.
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Extra cheese, no avocado,
no onions.
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Yes, ma'am, we do renovations...
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Oh, it's not for you
at this time?
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Well, thank you so much
for being nice to me.
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Goodbye.
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"Let's burn
this mother fucker down."
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No avocado, no onions.
I hate onion.
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I'm a nice guy; You wouldn't
like me when I'm angry.
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Thanks, baby.
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Little lunch or something?
Little sliced turkey and Swiss?
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Little Subweezy?
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Maybe some human flesh,
some virgins?
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No, I'm good, man.
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I brought my own lunch today,
but thanks, Martin.
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All right, man, good for you.
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I'm gonna pick up my lunch.
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Why don't you call payroll
before three o'clock?
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Got it.
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What?
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Come on!
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What the...
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What are you doing?
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Uh... Mr. Daniels asked me
to do a system restore.
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He was having problems
with his email.
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I took an IT course,
so I'm qualified for this.
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Will, are you lying?
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I'm kidding.
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God.
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He needs to figure
shit out for himself.
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Thanks, Marion.
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What are you doing?
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The password isn't working.
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I know, I'm sorry, I forgot the numerical.
It's "DirtyDaniels69."
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Yeah, he's
a dirty little fucker.
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Make sure to swallow that
when you're finished.
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All right, now try to print it.
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Oh, come on!
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It's not printing!
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- Hey, boss.
- Not now, Jason.
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I was just wondering if our
checks are gonna be mailed...
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Talk to Marion, she handles
the payroll, OK?
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Yeah, I was just wondering,
are we gonna get our checks...
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Jason, just talk to Marion.
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Oh, my God!
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- God damnit!
- I'm so sorry!
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Damn it!
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It's OK.
Uh, just clean up the mess.
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Oh, uh, if you'd get me
another sandwich,
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but no onion, OK?
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Mm-hmm.
252
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,624
Fuck you, Daniels,
fuck you, JT Renovations!
253
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,393
- Let's go out.
- You know I don't really drink like that.
254
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,830
- Just one, just one.
- One means three, Amber.
255
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,266
Oh, my God, you know what, I'm gonna
text Jason and he'll meet us there. Oooh!
256
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,402
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo...
257
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,772
OK! OK, I'm gonna drink tonight!
258
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,547
There you go.
259
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,632
All right...
260
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,301
So...
261
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,270
Run it by me again.
262
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,806
OK, so we print
a hard copy of the list,
263
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,576
then we start making calls,
setting ourselves up
264
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,811
as independent contractors,
offer rates that
265
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,648
none of the other
local renovating firms can.
266
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,617
We just need a place
to operate out of.
267
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,953
My brother has a house
up in North Hills.
268
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,856
He's always traveling for work,
there's never anyone there.
269
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,193
There's just under
3,000 potential clients
270
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,078
on this list.
271
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:58,962
If we're able to snag
even half of them,
272
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,299
we'll be able to generate...
273
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,634
- A shitload of money.
- In layman's terms,
274
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,969
we just have to convince each
potential client to buy from us.
275
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,505
And that's where I come in.
276
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,373
Wait, wait, I can convince.
277
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,609
Will, you are way too nice.
278
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,446
Jason. Jason, tell her
I can convince.
279
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,682
- Jason?
- We're going to have to talk about this,
280
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:22,486
but in the meantime,
let's toast to a...
281
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,889
no-boss future...
282
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,357
No bosses!
283
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,824
- No bosses!
- Fuck Daniels.
284
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,927
Mr. Daniels.
285
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,938
Ooh, yeah.
286
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,824
All right.
287
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,709
Wait, wait, where are you going?
You leaving already?
288
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,011
Yeah, I'm meeting
this girl I met online.
289
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,880
Well, I hope she's a girl,
but, uh, she, uh...
290
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,816
wants to have sex with me.
291
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,020
That's not funny.
292
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,787
Anyway, she only fucks
guys in their 20s.
293
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,757
This is my last chance.
294
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,902
Um, excuse me, can I get a shot
295
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,671
and a vodka tonic, please,
296
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,473
and you can put it on my tab?
297
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,541
What, you can't
take a little joke?
298
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,977
Come on.
What, am I not your type?
299
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,980
Is that what's going on? You don't like...
you don't like blond guys?
300
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,615
That's not what I said.
301
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,817
I'm just messing around.
Oh, my God.
302
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,421
We can get out of here.
If this isn't your vibe, like...
303
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,556
- Let's go to the beach...
- I'm good.
304
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,725
Let's go to my place.
I got... I got books.
305
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,028
- I'm good, thanks.
- I got movies, whatever you want, girl.
306
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,830
- I got it at my place.
- I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
307
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,733
You know, I'm trying to be nice.
308
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,635
If you ask any of my friends,
I'm like the nicest guy they know.
309
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,873
Do you think that I'm stupid?
310
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,841
I saw you here with
your girlfriend last week.
311
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,411
- What girlfriend?
- You don't have a girlfriend?
312
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,012
- No, I don't.
- No girlfriend?
313
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,981
- No.
- Hi, excuse me.
314
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,084
Would you mind taking a picture
of me and my boyfriend for me?
315
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:04,588
- Oh, OK.
- Just put your arm around me, it's just for social media.
316
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,557
No, don't take a picture.
No, no.
317
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,693
- What?
- I'm good, have a good night.
318
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,394
I thought we were having
a good time.
319
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,865
Thank you.
320
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,500
No problem.
321
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,936
I'm Amanda, by the way.
322
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,574
I'm sorry, I'm Will.
323
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,743
- Hi, Will.
- Will. How are ya?
324
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,545
- Good.
- Good.
325
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,347
Now.
326
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,013
Where the fuck...?
327
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,060
Where is it?
328
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,699
Oh, Jesus!
329
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,438
Oh...
330
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,973
Where's my fucking phone?
331
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:12,516
That's OK, it'll show up.
It'll show up.
332
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:13,984
What the...?
333
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,133
Fuck!
334
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,234
You OK?
335
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,869
Uggh.
336
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,838
You don't...
337
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,240
Drink much, huh?
338
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,942
I got to go.
339
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,777
Hey, um, my car.
340
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,980
You mind giving me a ride?
341
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,552
First, you might wanna...
342
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,186
I'll wait for you... out there.
343
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,992
For fuck sake.
344
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,866
Oh, excuse me. Did anyone turn
in a cell phone last night?
345
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,002
It had a white case.
I think I left it here.
346
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,904
- Let me check.
- Sitting at the bar.
347
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,772
Oh, wait, you said
a white cell phone?
348
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:11,909
- Yeah, it had a white case.
- No, no, never mind.
349
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,912
- Sorry, man.
- Fuck!
350
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,647
Shit!
351
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,417
Uh...
352
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:22,186
Uh... I left my car
parked there last night.
353
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,572
And it's not there.
354
00:25:24,573 --> 00:25:26,957
- Are you the black hatchback?
- Yeah, it was a black hatchback.
355
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,659
Oh, good,
I'm so glad you're here.
356
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,528
Yeah, they towed it
about two hours ago.
357
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,696
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Sorry, guy.
358
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,849
- Fuck!
- Not your day.
359
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,001
No one is
available to take your call.
360
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,270
- Please leave a message.
- It's dead.
361
00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,038
Well, can't you still track it?
362
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,841
Take those, that should help.
363
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:47,077
You know, actually...
364
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,848
if I log onto
the "Track My Phone" app...
365
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,918
"device response
notification..."
366
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,554
I'll put in your number...
367
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,325
you'll get a notification
the moment it's turned on.
368
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:07,097
Cool. I guess...
now we just wait?
369
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,800
And hope.
370
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,836
We could always eat.
371
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,837
Do you know what I'm craving?
French toast.
372
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,841
With like really crispy bacon,
over-easy eggs,
373
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:20,778
where like the syrup
and the eggs are runny
374
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,314
and it's like all mixed together
and you can...
375
00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:25,115
Am I grossing you out?
376
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,173
This is some strong shit.
Where did you get this from?
377
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,976
Jesus!
378
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,849
Ewww!
379
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,985
That looks like
the Green Goblin's... jizz.
380
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:03,621
It'll make you feel better,
just drink it.
381
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,956
Get your feet off the couch.
382
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,026
Oh, so, what's going on
with your case?
383
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,362
My lawyer said that they're
trying to reduce the sentence
384
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:15,666
to just possession, so...
I'm just waiting, I guess.
385
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:18,769
I mean, I can't believe
they arrested you for weed.
386
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,404
Um...
387
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,038
Honestly, at this point,
I just wanna...
388
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,108
put it behind me, you know?
389
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,150
Oh, shit! The notification.
390
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,154
It's mapping it,
it's mapping it...
391
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,889
What does it say?
What's the location?
392
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,824
Hold on. Come on, baby,
Come on, baby.
393
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,292
I got it.
394
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:46,063
2356 Terramar Street?
395
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,400
- It's like 20 minutes away.
- Let's go.
396
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:57,107
Oh, shit, there he is.
Come on, put that shit out.
397
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,083
- Yo.
- Hi.
398
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,819
Man, it hasn't even
been there 12 hours.
399
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:14,958
Look, I can't afford that. Is there like
a first-time tow discount or something?
400
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,461
Hello. Oh, my God,
he hung up on me.
401
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:21,231
- What the fuck.
- This is perfect. A great way to start over.
402
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,435
My car gets towed,
I lost my phone...
403
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,438
One more.
404
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,944
Sounds like, um,
a rough day, huh?
405
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,979
Well, my buddy here
lost his phone last night,
406
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:39,149
so we are tracking it there.
407
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,485
Tell everybody.
Scream it out the window.
408
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,953
Well, he asked.
409
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,789
Oh, shit.
410
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,108
What's wrong?
411
00:28:48,109 --> 00:28:50,426
- Jason just texted.
- Should we tell him?
412
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,863
I don't want him to freak out.
413
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,298
Let's just wait and see
what happens, OK?
414
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,000
OK.
415
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,386
Come on, stop overthinking it.
416
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,155
Get out of the car.
417
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,291
Thanks for the ride.
418
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:27,030
You know, for the record,
I am not overthinking.
419
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:29,967
Can you just give me
a minute, please?
420
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,035
You've had all day.
421
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:11,208
No one.
422
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,600
I don't think anyone's home.
423
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,267
Are you sure we're in
the right place?
424
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,037
Yeah, I mean,
that's what my phone said.
425
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,572
Let me look.
426
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:46,109
- My phone's dead.
- Oh, shit.
427
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,095
Do you know what, Amber,
428
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,080
I think we should just
call the cops.
429
00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,481
The cops? What?
430
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,284
- I would...
- I'll go check around back, OK?
431
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:57,086
Amber, I don't think that's a good
idea; Amber, I don't think that's...
432
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,857
- Amber!
- We need this phone.
433
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,593
- Amber...
- Just chill right here.
434
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,864
OK, you're doing it.
435
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,313
Oh, this is a bad idea.
436
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,017
What you
doin' outside my house, boy?
437
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,418
Oh, my gosh.
438
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,220
Oh, you're eating
their food now?
439
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,990
- You want some?
- No.
440
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,491
Come on!
441
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,194
Uggh.
442
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:14,064
Hello? Anybody home?
443
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,399
Anybody?
444
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:18,602
Smells like old person's
breath in here.
445
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,938
God, it does.
446
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,073
I'm gonna go this way.
447
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,574
I'm gonna go this way.
448
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,352
Hello? Anybody home?
449
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,382
Jeez!
450
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:39,783
Got ya.
451
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,735
Don't do that.
452
00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:43,686
- Did you find it?
- No, nothing.
453
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,288
Do you think anybody's here?
454
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:48,091
No. TV was on.
455
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,526
How about I go look upstairs?
456
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,462
OK. I'll keep looking around.
457
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,618
Hello?
458
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,787
Anybody home?
459
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,349
Amber!
460
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,755
Amber!
461
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,161
What?
462
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,463
The fucker sold it.
463
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,884
Wait, no, no, that can't be.
464
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,602
The notification said
that it was here.
465
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,804
Well, maybe he hasn't
shipped it out yet.
466
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,507
Yeah, no, it's got to be here
somewhere.
467
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,849
Will. I mean, it wasn't anywhere
up here, right?
468
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,394
Whoa.
469
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,501
Filthy.
470
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,848
Look, come here.
471
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,919
Isn't that...
472
00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:31,288
What the fuck?
473
00:36:33,742 --> 00:36:36,193
Hey! Hey, hey, someone's here!
474
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:37,727
Hey!
475
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:40,630
- Hey, hey!
- Hey!
476
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,632
- Open up!
- Hey!
477
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,870
No, let us out! No!
478
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,208
- Open up!
- No!
479
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,754
Got so close, he probably...
Oh, my God!
480
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,990
Please!
481
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:10,227
Hey!
482
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,463
- Hey! Open up!
- Hey, open up!
483
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,804
H-Hello?
484
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:58,942
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, listen, please!
485
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,610
Open the door!
486
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,080
Please, just give us
the phone and we'll leave!
487
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:07,549
- Yeah.
- No. How do I know you won't call the cops?
488
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,320
- We won't call the cops!
- No, please, just let us out!
489
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,055
You can trust us, please!
490
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,691
Open the door!
491
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,496
Hello? Hello!
492
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:23,433
Hello!
493
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,702
Open the door!
494
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,450
Amber! You've been hitting
that door for over an hour.
495
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,653
He's not gonna open it.
496
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,855
Did you get a window
open at least?
497
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,992
Of course.
498
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,727
Ow!
499
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,365
Great, we're dealing
with a junkie.
500
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,800
Ohh!
501
00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,339
Did you notice that
that was the guy that...
502
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:05,008
Driver? Yeah, I know.
503
00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:10,880
- I need some water.
- Oh, shit, are you OK?
504
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,750
Is it like your...
your hypo... the hyp...
505
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,453
Hyperglycemia.
I'll be all right.
506
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,588
I just wish I had my weed on me.
507
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,523
Does that really work?
You know, like the weed.
508
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,126
Does that actually help
your condition?
509
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,598
Well, put it this way.
510
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,468
I went from having
three seizures a day
511
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,037
to three seizures a year.
512
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:40,009
Gonna try to open
this freezer again.
513
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,480
I don't know what he...
514
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,782
Come on, you...
515
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,620
Come on, you...
516
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:53,623
Come on!
517
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,091
Son of...
518
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,726
God damn it!
519
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,498
I always get put
in these situations.
520
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,034
Wait, you're saying this isn't the first
time you've been held captive in a basement?
521
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:10,440
I mean the phone, Amanda,
JT Renovations, my disability.
522
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:13,543
It's like... fuck my phone,
I don't give a shit about anything.
523
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,413
Don't say that. I mean...
524
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:18,882
Don't you know how important
this is to all of us?
525
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,084
- Even with Amanda...
- Ah, the girl from the bar.
526
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,952
Yeah, the girl from the bar,
it looks like
527
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,088
she used me as a decoy
or something.
528
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,024
Like she noticed I was
this nice guy
529
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:32,962
who was a fucking pushover,
and so she used me.
530
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:36,699
I think you are probably
the only man ever
531
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:39,702
to complain about being
used for sex, but...
532
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,638
just sayin'.
533
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,943
Come...
534
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:52,115
What if... How do you know that
that girl didn't actually like you?
535
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,618
I mean, come on,
you are like the nicest...
536
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,188
most charming guy I've ever met.
537
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,027
You know what I think?
538
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:07,997
I think you just need
a little more willpower.
539
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,135
That's cute, Amber, very cute.
540
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,837
Thank you.
541
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,075
Gonna try this again.
542
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,214
Come on!
543
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,083
Aaah!
544
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,618
VoilĂ !
545
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,920
- Yes!
- Hah! Look!
546
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,889
- Ice!
- Frozen water.
547
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:35,658
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
ya, ya, ya, ya.
548
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,662
Mmm! Look at all this food!
549
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,897
I know, we got dinner!
550
00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:44,033
There's pizza, vegetables...
551
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,172
What?
552
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,047
Um...
553
00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:17,250
Well, good.
554
00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,935
You look great holding
that huge glass of wine.
555
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,805
Yeah. You like symmetry?
556
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,010
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
what is that?
557
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,826
What the hell?
558
00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:56,005
Oh, shit.
559
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,041
I know your mother's
been under the weather
560
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,143
and we bought her
some get-well presents.
561
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,811
Can we just pop in for a second?
562
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:03,747
I haven't seen her
in at least a month.
563
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,682
She's been under
the weather the last few days,
564
00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:07,850
so she's kind of sleeping.
565
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:10,853
I understand.
Well, tell her that we came by
566
00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:14,057
and that we hope she gets better in
time for mah jongg, this Thursday.
567
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:16,593
Oh, absolutely.
Thank you so much.
568
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,261
You're welcome, dear.
569
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,799
One more thing. I was hoping...
570
00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,169
Let us out, you fuck!
571
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:32,108
Jacob, right? That's your name?
572
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,611
Eh... Jacob.
573
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:37,046
If you just give us the phone,
574
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:39,616
I swear to you
we won't call the cops.
575
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:42,785
We'll just go on our merry way,
we'll just go home.
576
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,822
It's not here! I...
577
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,891
I got to go get it.
578
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:59,168
I'm sorry.
I'm not a bad person, I...
579
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:02,772
No, no, no, we get it, yeah.
You're not a bad person.
580
00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,307
You're not a bad person at all.
581
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:07,977
You're a fucking psychopath,
you sick fuck!
582
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,462
- Do you hear me?!
- Amber!
583
00:44:09,463 --> 00:44:10,946
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
goddamn it!
584
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,415
All right, Amber, chill out!
585
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,983
That's not gonna help us.
586
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,185
That's not gonna help.
587
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:24,260
Shit!
588
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:25,862
Police. Open up.
589
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:31,000
Open up, or we're gonna have...
590
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,170
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.
591
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,340
I work nights.
592
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,443
Hold on.
593
00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:54,223
"Super sensitive"? Fuck it.
594
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,327
Happy Halloween!
595
00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,929
What is this?
596
00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:02,131
- Come on, guys.
- What is it, Daddy?
597
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:03,900
It's OK, it's OK.
598
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,220
Mom?
599
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,830
Jacob!
600
00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,899
Hey!
I have to go to the bathroom!
601
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:14,237
Come on, man.
Have some human decency!
602
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,040
Please?!
603
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,283
Five minutes.
604
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,054
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
605
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,924
What about me?
606
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,260
Can... Can I go too?
607
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,230
Here, piss in this.
608
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,071
Come on.
609
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,578
What's wrong?
610
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,317
All right, just piss.
611
00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:05,922
You could close the door.
612
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,824
No, no, I can't.
I don't trust you, just...
613
00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:08,958
Oh, my God.
614
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,459
I won't look.
615
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:12,295
Thank you.
616
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:30,146
Keep going.
617
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,614
Wh-What are you doing?
618
00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:33,616
Just... Just give me one.
619
00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,868
What?
620
00:47:35,869 --> 00:47:38,119
Come on, look, if you're gonna
fucking lock me in that basement,
621
00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:40,590
the least you can do is just
give me a hit, man.
622
00:47:40,592 --> 00:47:43,109
What are you talking about?
623
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,627
I smelled it the minute that
I walked in the living room.
624
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,131
Just, please...
625
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,568
Just sit down.
626
00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,985
No, you can't hold it so close.
627
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:11,471
Listen, I know what I'm doing.
628
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,956
- Who else is here?
- No one's here but me.
629
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,492
There better not be
anyone else here.
630
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:40,616
Does the guy
downstairs do this shit?
631
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,219
He doesn't know shit.
632
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,689
He thinks I got arrested
for weed.
633
00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:49,659
Wait... you got arrested?
634
00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:52,194
And they took my car.
635
00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,463
It's very expensive.
636
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:57,166
You know, but I'm dealing
with it, I am.
637
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,502
What were the charges?
638
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:15,518
Damn. That's some serious shit.
639
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,596
All right, now, come on.
640
00:49:29,033 --> 00:49:30,850
- Come on.
- No, no, no, no no.
641
00:49:30,851 --> 00:49:32,668
I just wanna lay here,
just for like...
642
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,337
just a little bit longer.
643
00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:36,305
Do you wanna lay with me?
644
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:39,008
- Come on.
- No, no, you can't, come on.
645
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,010
- Shh!
- We got to go, let's go.
646
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:43,379
- Let's go!
- Shh! It's OK.
647
00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:46,649
No...
648
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,218
Stop. Stop...
649
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,122
Hey, come on, we got to go.
650
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,690
- Let's go!
- OK.
651
00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:56,257
Come on!
652
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,260
Don't make any noise, all right?
653
00:49:58,262 --> 00:50:01,497
If you do, I'll have
to shoot you, just go!
654
00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:07,670
Whoa! Whoa, whoa. What happened?
655
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:20,049
I'm not a fucking
candy man, read the sign.
656
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,151
Trick or treat, bitch!
657
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:24,453
- Yeah.
- Yo, Damian.
658
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:28,040
I thought I'd stop by,
heard you got some candy, kid.
659
00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:31,626
- Get in here, man.
- Took your sweet ass time answering the door, homey.
660
00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:33,429
What the fuck's up
with your phone, dude?
661
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,698
I tried calling you like
three times on the way here.
662
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:40,770
Fuck.
663
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:42,438
What the fuck got you acting
like a scared little girl?
664
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,042
Yo, man, I need your help.
665
00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,644
- No.
- What do you mean no?
666
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:50,413
You said if I ever needed
your help
667
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:52,615
with something I couldn't
handle, you'd help me.
668
00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,583
I'm gonna need
a little taste of something...
669
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,353
- Just fucking listen, Damian.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
670
00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,722
I said already,
just put her in the freezer.
671
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,724
No, dude, that's not what
I'm fucking talking about.
672
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,427
- I already fucking did that.
- Then what?
673
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:07,163
I needed some extra cash
the other night, right?
674
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:09,732
Aren't you still getting your
mom's social security checks?
675
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,301
- Yeah, I'm fucking getting those, but...
- You've been getting greedy.
676
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,437
No, it's not fucking
greed, Damian.
677
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:16,572
- You're getting greedy.
- Shut up, it's not greed, Damian.
678
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,608
The mortgage, the taxes,
car insurance.
679
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,844
Not to mention
those fucking pills.
680
00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:25,314
I'm sick and tired of dressing
up as a fucking woman.
681
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,383
You're not playing.
682
00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:31,353
All right.
So, what the hell happened?
683
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,492
I was at the bar
the other night, man.
684
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,761
I took some dude's phone.
685
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:42,364
Next thing I know, he's doing
that thing that finds it...
686
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:45,201
- Fucking tracker.
- Yeah, and get this.
687
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,436
I fucking drove them.
688
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,773
Hold up, hold up, let me
make sure I'm getting this.
689
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:55,277
You stole this dude's phone,
and it just so happened
690
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:57,847
that he was the guy
you were picking up?
691
00:51:57,849 --> 00:52:02,118
- Yeah.
- And then you bring him back here...
692
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,721
to help him find his
stolen phone that you took?
693
00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:14,797
Holy shit!
You can't make that shit up, man.
694
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:17,566
It's not fucking funny.
I don't know what to fuckin' do.
695
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:21,570
- Tell them to fuck off.
- Yeah, it's a little more fucking complicated than that.
696
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:24,206
No, it's not, I do it
ALL THE TIME: Fuck off!
697
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:27,143
No, dude, they're
in my basement!
698
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,578
You're not playing with me.
699
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,280
I'm fucked.
700
00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:33,382
I'm gonna need a drink.
701
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:36,218
The guy, how much he weigh?
702
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:40,189
150. Maybe like 160.
703
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,524
And the girl?
704
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,858
I don't know, she's tight.
705
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,560
Tight?
706
00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:46,729
Yeah, like petite-ish.
707
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,449
She cute?
708
00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:52,168
Yeah, I guess, but that's
not the point, Damian.
709
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:55,171
All right, we're gonna need
some lime and a shovel.
710
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,940
Why do you need a lime?
711
00:52:57,941 --> 00:53:00,708
Lime. Not limes, lime.
Like quicklime, it's a thing.
712
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,845
Joe Pesci uses it in Goodfellas.
713
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:05,231
Gonna help dissolve the body.
714
00:53:05,232 --> 00:53:07,616
Take them out to the desert,
like Palm Springs or something?
715
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:09,919
I don't know,
maybe that's too far.
716
00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:11,787
I can't fucking do that, Damian.
717
00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,856
Well, then, I guess
I can't help you.
718
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,375
No, no, stop, I'm listening.
719
00:53:16,376 --> 00:53:18,893
I mean, they saw the body, right?
And if they saw the body,
720
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:22,765
then that means they're gonna tell the
police and then we can't get our fix.
721
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:26,869
Before you do anything,
you still owe me.
722
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,190
The hundo.
723
00:53:31,191 --> 00:53:33,508
I don't forget shit, kid,
I'm a fuckin' encyclopedia.
724
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:36,545
Hey, can I get one
of your mom's oxy's?
725
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,347
I'm all out.
726
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,882
Fuckin' junkie.
727
00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,372
Fuck you!
728
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,226
You're watching
some weird shit, kid.
729
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,783
Yo, J...
730
00:53:57,784 --> 00:54:00,635
you never even told me how much
you liked my Halloween mask.
731
00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:04,240
J!
732
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,019
Looky, looky.
733
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:21,657
That fucker's
been holding out on me.
734
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,994
Yeah!
735
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,929
It's fucking full, too.
736
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:47,549
We're going to jail for life.
737
00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:49,485
Do you realize that?
738
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:13,375
Yo, Damian.
I do have another oxy.
739
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:15,678
I'll just split it.
740
00:55:17,381 --> 00:55:21,016
Just throw me like five bucks.
741
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,019
Damian.
742
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,525
Da...
743
00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:31,860
What the fuck? Damian?
744
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:32,961
Yo, brother!
745
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,563
What the...
746
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:38,334
Fuckin' bleach?
747
00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:40,936
Fuckin' bleach?
748
00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:52,949
Shit!
749
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:55,818
Bleach! Huh? You fucking
killed him with bleach?
750
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:59,855
You killed him.
You killed Damian.
751
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:03,625
Well, that was meant
for you, actually.
752
00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:05,060
Hey, um, take it easy...
753
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,962
No, shut the fuck up, you idiot!
754
00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:11,867
He was my best friend.
My only friend!
755
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,135
Jacob...
756
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,087
Just back off!
757
00:56:15,088 --> 00:56:17,038
Can you stop pointing
that at her, please?
758
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,008
I'm gonna fucking
kill you, you hear me?!
759
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,913
Ohh...
760
00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:46,935
Amber, run! Amber!
761
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,539
Run!
762
00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:19,201
Help! Somebody!
763
00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:24,072
Please, please!
He's trying to kill me!
764
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:25,974
Please!
765
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:28,977
Please! He's trying to kill me!
766
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:32,147
He's trying to kill me! Help!
767
00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,883
Ohh! Please! Stop!
768
00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:37,019
- You're preaching to the choir.
- Please!
769
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:38,787
Did you see that zombie
back there?
770
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,156
- Oh, it was nice, right?
- That was pretty awesome.
771
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:43,459
Please don't go!
772
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:52,468
Please... somebody,
please, help me, please.
773
00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:54,002
Are you OK?
774
00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:57,473
You're fucked up!
775
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,907
Help, please!
776
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,509
What's wrong with her?
777
00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,878
Guys, don't stare, come on.
778
00:58:10,554 --> 00:58:13,088
Help.
779
00:58:37,147 --> 00:58:38,780
Fuck.
780
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,753
Oh, fuck.
781
00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:08,977
Fuck!
782
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,352
No one is available
to take your call.
783
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:51,587
Please leave a message.
784
00:59:52,856 --> 00:59:54,590
Come on, William!
785
00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:01,363
All right, that's more
for the gingerbread man.
786
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,636
Ooh, ya heard
of the Irish curse!
787
01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:11,940
'Ello!
788
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,164
Will!
789
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,901
Will! Help me!
790
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:49,244
We saw that body in the freezer.
791
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:52,781
That was my mom.
792
01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,182
Oh!
793
01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,022
When you're a little kid,
794
01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,190
you think
you're gonna live forever.
795
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,994
You think that
the people you love
796
01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:07,963
are never gonna leave you.
797
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:14,136
Over one hundred tumors
for ten freakin' years!
798
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:20,242
But I never gave up on my mom.
799
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:25,380
She did.
800
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:32,421
You broke into my house.
801
01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,824
I can't trust you.
802
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:38,393
No, you-you can
trust me, I'm so sorry.
803
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:39,795
I take it back.
804
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:41,797
I promise, I understand you.
805
01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:45,333
If God wants to punish me,
He will.
806
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:50,105
Only He can judge me.
807
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,084
Fuckin'...
808
01:02:10,461 --> 01:02:12,027
What the fuck!
809
01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:25,341
Ah, shit!
810
01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:26,742
Fuck!
811
01:02:36,186 --> 01:02:38,754
Fuck!
812
01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:40,155
Shit!
813
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:42,491
Shit!
814
01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,961
Fuck!
815
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:54,369
Fuck!
816
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,043
Jesus.
817
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,150
I'm sorry, Mama.
818
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:35,070
- Mom.
- Jacob!
819
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:36,404
Oh, fuck!
820
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:17,345
Fuck you, people,
this is my apartment...
821
01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:03,425
Amber.
822
01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:07,963
Amber.
823
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,301
Amber!
824
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,373
Amber!
825
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,391
Amber?
826
01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,412
There's your fuckin'...
827
01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:10,592
Amber!
828
01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,297
Oh, no.
829
01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,166
Oh, no, no, no, no.
830
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,702
Oh, no. Amber!
831
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:24,039
Oh, no, no, no. Amber!
832
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:35,583
Are there nails in my back?
833
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,253
Yeah.
834
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,455
There's one, two...
835
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:42,424
I'm sorry, three.
836
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:45,427
OK, that's what I thought.
837
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,762
You know, we should
go to the hospital.
838
01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:50,432
Yeah...
839
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:55,203
Uh, look... I found the phone.
840
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,572
Here.
841
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,609
Let's get the fuck out of here.
842
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:22,397
Stick my finger
in my bellybutton?
843
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,850
Wait, say it again?
844
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,302
Remember I told you
I was on probation for pot?
845
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:31,706
I lied to you, man. I'm really
sorry, I don't know why I did it.
846
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,109
Hey. Hey, it's all good.
847
01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:35,810
Don't worry about it.
848
01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:47,355
What?
849
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:49,791
What's it smell like?
850
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:51,259
Are you serious?
851
01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:56,598
Oh, watch your mouth!
Watch your mouth!
852
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,701
She's so nasty, man.
853
01:08:59,703 --> 01:09:00,802
All right, I got to go.
854
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,770
I got to go, my friends are here.
855
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:06,474
I'll see you tonight.
All right, bye.
856
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,810
Oh, man.
857
01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,246
How are you guys doing?
858
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,565
Man, that's
some gnar-gnar makeup.
859
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,883
But I'm telling you,
you missed a good party.
860
01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:18,386
Like legendary.
861
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:21,689
This girl went down on me,
she came back up,
862
01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:24,559
man, she looked like she ate
a bag of Cheetos.
863
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:29,297
Oh, my God!
864
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:32,500
God, you guys are so moody!
865
01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:42,443
Don't get that fake blood
on my seat, OK?
60962
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