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Today we start weight training.
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For the first two weeks we will
do universal weights
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and after that aerobics.
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- Hey. Check out the amazons.
- Oh. I'd love to see
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the trail of broken thigh masters
those legs left behind.
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Wyatt.
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Why don't you come
demonstrate the bench press?
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Ouch. Direct hit.
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( Grunting )
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- ( Laughter )
- Catherine.
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Could you come help us a second?
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Wyatt seems to be having
a little trouble lifting.
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Could you show him a few presses?
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Sure.
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Plant yourself solid on the
bench feet on the floor.
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Push evenly with your arms.
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Careful not to left with your back.
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That's pretty much it.
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Wyatt, this is all men.
Where are the chicks?
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- That is a chick.
- Oh. Nice pecs.
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Look at this. I'm pathetic.
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What girl would go out
with a guy who looks like this?
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Women today want more
than just a good body.
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They want humor, compassion,
and sensitivity.
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What a load. I wish women
would tell the truth about this.
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I was lying. Today, more than ever
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women are looking for men
with a sculpted, hard body.
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Enormous genitals
don't hurt either.
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TV: ...for a harder you a leaner you...
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Lisa, I need your help.
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I want one of those
exercise machines.
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That's what I need:
a body women drool over.
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- And I'll work for it.
- You got it.
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Well, Wyatt, here it is
everything you need
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for a harder you a learner you,
a brand-new you.
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Let's do it.
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Come on, Wyatt.
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Go on. Dig in.
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You can do it.
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I'm going to let go now.
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Would you leave my calendar alone?
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It's supposed to last
a year, not a day.
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Sorry. Thought
I'd expand my vocabulary.
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All right, Wyatt,
let's check you out.
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So what do you think?
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- I can't lift my arms.
- I can see a difference.
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- You look really buff.
- Yeah?
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- Truth?
- Pathetic.
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- Your chest seems even more sunken...
- Thank you!
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That thing is a big waste of time.
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It's going to take months
to get pumped.
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Months? Try years.
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I'm not going back into that
weight room without muscles.
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If you want a great body now,
then that's what you'll get.
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You torched my clothes!
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You wanted a great body,
so I gave you a great body.
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Here. Try it on.
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One size fits all.
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( Grunting )
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- What do you think?
- It's not what I had in mind.
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Well, you have to zip it up.
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( Rumbling )
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( Groaning )
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What's happening to me?
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( Giggling )
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Check it out. I am buff!
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What are people going to
say when they notice
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- I suddenly have muscles?
- Nothing.
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You see, you've got a natural
advantage working for you.
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You're a nobody.
When they see you with muscles
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they'll be seeing you
for the first time.
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Hi.
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Uh, remember me?
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No.
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Um, I never lifted before
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and I was sort of hoping
that you could spot me?
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Sure. Whatever.
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I think you should
unload that first.
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Is it supposed to be this easy?
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That's amazing.
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- Go.
- ALL: Go. Go. Go.
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Go. Go.
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Go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks for spotting me.
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GIRL: Oww!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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( Wolf Whistle )
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This is awesome. Every babe
in the school wants your body.
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Some of this has
to trickle down to me.
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Hey, wait up. You put on
quite a show back there.
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Maybe we could train
together some time.
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Uh, no thanks. I like
to work out at home, alone.
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Okay. Guess I'll see you around.
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- What?
- One of the slickest babes
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in school came up to you and said,
"Hi. I think you're pretty hot
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"and I want you to ask me out."
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You replied in the unspoken language
of love "I don't date girls."
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No way would she
ever come on to me.
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You're arms are
bigger than my neck.
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You're not you anymore.
You're Super Wyatt.
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You can get any girl--
including her.
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Do the deed. Ask her out.
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Hey! Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Look, uh...
Do you want to go out sometime?
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- Huh?
- I said, do you want workout sometime?
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Like you were asking,
training together?
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Sure. I just hope I can keep up.
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How about tomorrow?
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Nice choke.
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Working out is still technically a man.
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Oh-- somebody discovered
shoulder pads.
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Are you going to get your
weenie-butts sacked in chess club?
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- Hi, Chett.
- Mom told me to wash the car,
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but wouldn't you know it?
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I'm not in a car-washing mood.
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My guess is you are.
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Wash the car, wanker boy.
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This looks like a job
for Super Wyatt.
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( Bugle Playing "Charge" )
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( Karate Yells )
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Holy monkeys!
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I don't like being
talked to that way, Chett.
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Not now, not ever.
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He's asking nicely ( Sniffing )
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and how about a courtesy flush, huh?
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You think that scares me?
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That doesn't scare me.
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I've spent a lifetime
putting my head through walls.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho. You're dead.
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I don't know what you're
amped up on, cud-boy.
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- But I can sit down.
- Oh, really?
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- Give it your best shot.
- Famous last words.
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( Crunching )
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Chett, is there any chance
you're in a car-washing mood now?
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I'll do it this once...
( Whimpers )
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but not because you want me to...
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but because the car is dirty
and if there's one thing
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I can't stand it's a dirty car.
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That suit is awesome.
You got to let me borrow it.
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( Imitating Schwarzenegger: )
Like a heat-seeking muscle missile
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I will seek out and
terminate my enemies.
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Good Afternoon. I'm the
one who sent the invitations.
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You are all the jerks that have
made my short life a living hell.
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Does this mean we're not going
to get the free VCRs?
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You-- Bonomo--
you shoved me off my bike.
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In the fourth grade.
My skin's never been the same.
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You-- Jergens--
you put a "kick me" sign
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on my back in the sixth grade.
I still cramp up on cold days.
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You-- Wendy-- You got
the wrong invitation.
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I'm having this group
oil-rub thing next saturday.
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- I hope you can make it.
- Okay.
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So, you still don't remember me.
I'm Gary Wallace
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but you all probably
know me as... Mr. Wussy?
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Mop top?
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Oh, yeah. Pipe cleaner boy?
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I remember pipe cleaner boy.
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You said I would never get a date.
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Well, you were wrong.
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- I'd like you to my meet girlfriend.
- Hi, everyone.
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I'm Lisa, I'm Gary's girlfriend,
and I'm 100% sexually satisfied.
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Gary has found ways to
arouse and fulfill me
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that no other man
could ever duplicate.
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Get the picture?
You see, the tables have turned.
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I'm the winner and
you're the losers.
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Any non-believers can step
forward and I'll prove my point.
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Spare me the freak show.
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I don't have time for this.
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You're not going to
insult us by leaving, are you?
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It's either that or I pound
your face in-- scuzz bucket.
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Ah, "scuzz bucket--"
that old chestnut.
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So you do remember me.
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Now you're going to see what
it feels like to be the wussy.
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What's all the hubbub...
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I don't have any rough-housing.
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If you find it necessary to
settle your differences
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like animals take it to the zoo--
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Well, not literally, of course.
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They don't allow fighting either.
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This isn't over.
I'm still going to hurt you.
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I look forward to it.
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- Uh, excuse me, miss, uh...?
- Miss Graham.
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- I'm subbing today in civics.
- Yes, of course. Miss Graham.
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Well, although there is no written
dress code you might be
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making it difficult for the boys to,
uh... focus on their studies.
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I consider that a double standard
especially coming from you.
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I'm afraid I don't understand.
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Superintendent!
What a pleasant surprise.
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( Imitating Schwarzenegger: )
I will crush your head
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with my fingers, Ted.
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That is how very strong I am.
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- WYATT: Hey, Gary?
- In here.
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Oh, good.
Did you bring the suit back?
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- Yeah, but it's my day for it.
- No. No.
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- I have my date with Catherine.
- A day-date?
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- Who has a day-date?
- We're going hiking.
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You'll have to reschedule the
pummeling.
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So, where's the suit?
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It's finishing up in the dry cycle.
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I thought I'd wash it.
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It was getting pretty stinky.
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What? I used fabric softener.
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( Screams )
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It's completely ruined.
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Didn't you read the tag?
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It's a magic suit of living muscles.
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It doesn't come
with washing instructions.
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Of course, it does.
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"Dry clean only.
Do not machine wash."
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- Son of a gun.
- Hey, guys.
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How's the... Shredded muscle suit?
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- The bonehead washed it.
- Didn't you read the tag?
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Look, we could spend
all day talking about
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who didn't read what tag
or get on with our lives.
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Ted's going to kill Gary.
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And Catherine won't go out
with me looking like this.
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Well, Gary can talk to Ted
reason with him.
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And as far as Catherine goes
try it without the muscles.
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Show her the real you.
Girls really respond to honesty.
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Truth.
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Catherine's going to blow you off
so you're going to have to fake it.
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It's your only chance.
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And Ted's going
to cream you big-time.
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Hold still.
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Your pecs are a little uneven.
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This stuff is so itchy.
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There. Finished.
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Okay, Lis.
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I did the hard past.
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Now all I'm asking for is a little
magic just to get it all back together.
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Please?
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That's all the help
you'll get from me.
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And by the way you need
a nipple there, not a kneecap.
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- Ooh. Catch.
- Okay, guys.
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What do you think?
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The truth.
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- Very hot.
- Great.
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He's going to be
very hot wearing that.
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I haven't forgotten our
little car-washing incident.
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You caught me off guard.
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But this time... I'll spare you
your tongue so you can dial 911.
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- ( Shrieking )
- Go ahead, Chett.
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Nunchaku away.
You'll probably beat me
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to a pulp just like you did last time.
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Oh. oh, that's right.
I kicked your butt last time.
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- Remember?
- Rah!
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Mess with me again and
I will inflict such mind-numbing
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pain you will regret the day
that I was ever born.
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Spine... searing... pain.
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( Screams )
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Let's get one thing straight.
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I'm not leaving because I'm scared.
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Leaving because I'm scared
of what I might do to you
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'cause you were born a wussy
you are a wussy
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and you will always be
a wussy!
257
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:56,233
And... just wait till I tell Dad
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you punched a hole
in the bathroom wall.
259
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,900
How you doing back there?
260
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,367
I'm so hot!
261
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:12,367
Why did you get all dressed up
like you're doing to church?
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00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:18,400
When you said "hike" I thought
you meant, you know... downhill.
263
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,900
Why don't we rest
or even turn back?
264
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,067
I got a great hiking
simulator on my computer.
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00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:27,133
- I'm not into computers.
- We could eat.
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We passed a burger hut.
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I don't eat junk food.
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00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,900
No computers? No junk food?
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00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,900
I'm guessing you've never been
to a Star Trek convention?
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GARY: Lisa?
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You think this thing
will hold together?
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00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,800
Maybe I should have
double-stitched.
273
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,800
It will be fine. Zip it up.
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- ( Zipping )
- ( Screaming )
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Gary? Gary, you okay?
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00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,833
Yeah. I just caught
myself in the zipper.
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00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,867
We made it!
Don't you feel great?
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00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,067
( Panting ) A swimming hole!
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00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,567
- Can we drink it?
- Drink it?
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00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,667
I've got a better idea.
Let's go swimming.
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00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:21,767
You mean... get undressed?
I don't have my bathing suit.
282
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,267
- Me neither.
- ( Whimpers )
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00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:29,200
I can't do this
becasue I can't...
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00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,733
take off my clothes
in front of you.
285
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:34,533
- Why not?
- Uh...
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00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,867
- I think we have to break up.
- What?
287
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:41,367
- This is our first date.
- I don't think it's going to work out.
288
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:43,633
We're very different people.
289
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:46,100
And we definitely
shouldn't be naked together.
290
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,567
When did you come up with this?
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00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,833
Somewhere around 7,000 feet.
292
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,333
We were having fun.
293
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:56,300
We were, but...
you got to understand.
294
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,500
Um, I've been
down this road before:
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00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,500
girls who only want to
go out with me because
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00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
I have this great body
always coming up
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00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,600
with excuses for me
to take my shirt off.
298
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,100
Wyatt, I don't care
about your body.
299
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,933
I mean, it's nice,
but I've seen better.
300
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:15,400
Really? So you don't care
if I have muscles or not?
301
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:21,367
Give me a little credit.
It's the complete person that counts.
302
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:24,367
It's not as if you like me
just because I'm pretty.
303
00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:27,867
- No. Of course not.
- Then let's go swimming.
304
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,600
Great. Because I am sweating
like a pig in here.
305
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:36,367
See, I thought you only liked
buff guys so I stuffed my clothes.
306
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:41,033
Pretty crazy, huh?
I am so relieved!
307
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,533
I can finally show you the real me!
308
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:47,533
For the first in my life I'm not
embarrassed about my body.
309
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:51,900
Come on! Let's get wet!
310
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,833
All right, Ted,
you no-neck little weenus.
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I'm ready for you.
312
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:16,100
And I'm ready for you...
scuzz bucket.
313
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,033
Don't call me that.
314
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600
( Grunting )
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00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,100
( Electricity Crackling )
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00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:42,600
- ( Screams )
- That's right.
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00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,100
Run away, you little punk.
And if you ever mess
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00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,533
with me again
you'll be crawling home.
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00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,400
Be a problem.
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00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,667
I had a great time at the
falls this weekend.
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00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,900
- Yeah, me too.
- I'm glad we got past
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00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,833
that perfect body stuff.
I can't tell you how comfortable
323
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:08,833
I feel knowing
that I can be myself.
324
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,100
Uh-huh.
Gary, you know Catherine,
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00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,300
my, um... girlfriend?
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00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,567
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:22,600
So... you want to go back
to the falls this weekend?
328
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,167
Uh, I don't know. This weekend?
329
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,167
I'll call you. I will.
330
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,667
Did you hear that?
331
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,167
We're going out again this weekend.
332
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,667
Does she dig me or what?
333
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,167
What can I say?
334
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:39,167
She digs you.
335
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:46,467
- Truth.
- Wyatt, I hate to tell you this but... - Lie.
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00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:50,967
Catherine will love you
till the end of time.
337
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:55,767
That's all I wanted to hear.
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00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,733
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