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It's hard for us to disappoint someone that we love.

- Are you sure you're not mad? - Bye, Ted.

Hey, you look great.

Going on a date?

Oh no, it's just a class.

Must be a pretty fun class.

I really like you.

I like you, too.

I can't... We can't. I'm sorry.

Brendan, in college,

every single minute of your existence

is entirely up to you.

You can come study with me.

You asshole! Get the fuck out of my room!

Mm. Oatmeal from a hot plate.

Nothing but the best for my friends.

I think I'm gonna go home this weekend.

See my family.

That's good.

What was I thinking?

He drank Muscle Milk.

I should've known.

This is not your fault.

I know.

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Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

- Hi. - Eve.

Good to see you.

- You okay? - Yeah.

Just making a little pit stop.

- Sure. - Hey, sit down. Keep me company.

- Oh, no, that's okay. - No, no, no, come on.

You do something with your... your hair?

No.

Oh, whatever it is, it's... keep doing it, 'cause it's...

uh... it's working.

I, um...

I ran into Bethany today,

she told me about the...

Yep, she told me.

Small world.

- I didn't know that you guys were... - We weren't.

I... I guess we just got sloppy or something.

Mm.

Well, she seems really happy about it, so...

Yeah, yeah.

It's definitely a curve ball.

And we just have a lot on our plate as it is.

I really didn't expect to have two kids

at this point in my life.

Three kids.

You'll have three kids, Ted.

- You know what I mean. - No, I know what you mean.

So, I think I'm gonna eat this at home,

but it's nice to run into you.

- Congratulations. - Yeah, thanks.

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I wish you could've come to see me earlier

- in the semester. - I did.

No, I mean when you first started running

into difficulty. I would've advised you

to drop Econ, and focus on your other courses.

Okay, but, like, what do I do now?

Well...

You could withdraw from the courses

that you're failing.

Or you can try to buckle down and complete your work.

Is that still in the realm of possibility?

Yeah.

I dunno.

I'm pretty far behind.

You should probably discuss it with your parents,

and come up with a plan.

Okay.

I'm gonna do that. Thank you.

If it's any comfort to you, Brendan...

this happens a lot.

College is a big leap, and not everyone's ready.

Okay, thanks.

- Hi. - Hello.

I got divorced ten years ago.

It's better late than never though, right?

That'll be 12.50.

Now that's a bargain.

Hello?

Hi, are you busy tonight? I'm having a... well, a party.

- Oh, sounds like fun. What's... - Oh, good.

Would you mind inviting the class?

I don't have everybody's contact info.

What's the occasion?

Eve?

Are you there?

Hello?

Eve, what's...

- Slow down, jerk. - Fuck.

Hey, look, Chloe, I am right outside.

Uh, I don't know, will you just please talk to me?

Just...

Please.

Brendan.

Yo.

Hey, uh, listen, man, Chloe wants you to leave.

She says you're creeping her out.

- Sh... You're in there with her. - Yeah.

You shouldn't be here, man, what are you...

I shouldn't be here, I... She won't answer my texts,

- or my calls. - Can you blame her for that?

I'm...

I'm trying to apologize.

And I don't really know how to do that.

Brendan... It's a little too late for that, okay?

Oh, come on.

- I didn't mean to like... - It doesn't matter.

No one cares what you meant.

Okay?

Wow.

This looks so great.

Yeah, you like it?

I mean I think we're good on balloons.

Well, I don't think you can ever really have enough balloons.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Oh, it does feel weird though, throwing a party for myself.

No, it's good, and you need to celebrate

'cause it's a big day.

Ooh. Ah...

- Wow, okay. - Oh, go, sit down. Relax, okay?

Okay, could you grab my pills for me on the counter?

- I'm sorry. Thank you. - Yeah, of course.

- Thanks, Amanda. - Yeah.

Oof, wow. Oh...

- Here. - This is embarrassing.

No, no, no, you're fine.

Oh.

- Thank you. - Yep, oh, God.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Do you mind if I join you?

Oh, are... are you in pain?

Yeah, sometimes.

Sure.

Thank you.

Thanks again for... I mean, this is...

It's so sweet, I really appreciate it.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Thank you for the invite.

I've not been to a party in a while.

- Really? - Yeah.

I need to make new friends.

That sad?

Well I'm... I'm really glad you came.

Yeah, me too.

And don't worry, I'm not gonna... Not gonna kiss you again.

Well, it's your party, so I think you can kiss

whoever you want.

I got it.

- I, oh... - No, no, no, no, I got it.

Thank you.

♪ Wish I knew what you were looking for ♪

Yeah, it's just... I should've done this years ago.

Thanks, Jane.

- But... - What took you so long to do it?

Uh, I just felt like I was stuck with it, you know...

- Like it was just... - Right.

I know that feeling. It's hard to overcome.

Oof.

Does Brendan know?

I was gonna wait until he got home for Thanksgiving.

- Right? - I think.

Thought it'd be better in person. Oh...

- You want me? - Do you mind, Amanda? Thank you.

- Thank you. - Is Brendan your... is he your...

- Uh, it's my son. - Oh.

Yeah.

Hey, J.

- Hi. - Hey, Julian.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I didn't know if you were coming.

You did not reply to my email.

- I wasn't sure if I could, uh... - It's so good to see you.

So glad you're here.

Hi.

Would you like something to drink?

Um, uh, maybe a beer.

- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Thanks.

This is, uh, this is Julian, he's in our class.

- Hi. - Hey.

Hi.

Um... Is it your...

Thanks. Is it your birthday?

No. I... I changed my name.

I'm not, um, Eve Fletcher anymore.

So, who are you?

I'm...

Eve Mackie.

It's my real name. It's the name I was born with.

Welcome back.

Yeah, welcome back, Eve Mackie.

- All right. - Welcome back.

- Eve Mackie's here. - Hey!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Thanks, you guys. - Yeah, come on.

Hey, thanks for distracting me.

This way I'll be able to focus on my orgo tonight.

Hey... Good luck with your polymers.

See ya.

Gonna take a shower...

- Oh, fuck. - Oh, uh...

You okay?

I don't plan on...

Thank you for coming to this. Oh, it's so lame.

- No, it's not. - Yes, Jane.

- It's cute. - They're nice people, though.

So sweet, this is the whole class?

- Yeah, it's this. - The lot of 'em?

This is the lot of 'em.

So are you guys still gonna go on that trip then?

My God.

I didn't cancel it. So...

Guess it's... ocean view, here we come.

Hey, that's something.

- I don't know what I'm doing. - No, but it sounds... okay.

It's something.

Maybe I should take a class.

Yeah, I think you would love it.

- You don't have to do this. - It's really okay.

Everybody gets homesick. I've been home three times

this semester.

Miss my mom's cooking.

I know, it's just a long way to go.

I like driving at night.

But you're paying for gas.

- Hey, why don't we try these? - Awesome.

- Yeah, and here, oh... - Great party.

Thanks, guys.

- Hey. - Hey.

Um, I'm really... Really glad that you came.

Yeah.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Not really.

Yeah, me neither, but...

I thought I saw one today.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's how I hurt my foot.

I thought I saw a friend of mine who had...

died.

Tried to...

walk closer, and then I fell, and I...

sprained my ankle.

And when I got up he was gone.

Wow. Were you scared?

No.

- Oh. - It was just...

a lot.

I can imagine.

Well...

You know, um... I... I... I took your advice.

There's this girl that I work with, and,

I just started talking with her.

Okay.

Like the way I talk with you.

And... and... and you're right, it's...

really not that hard.

- See, I told you. - Yeah.

Yeah, you were right.

- Is she cute? - Yeah. Yeah.

She's not really my type.

But she's cute.

Hey, sorry to bother you.

No, please.

- I mean, we're just talking. - Oh, yeah...

You have your driver's license, right?

- Yes. - Okay.

We're going on a liquor run.

Oh, that's okay, Amanda, we're good.

No, no, no, this party need tequila.

- Okay. - So, let's go.

We'll be back soon, come on.

Do you need any cash or anything?

- Uh-uh. Bye. - Okay.

♪ Golden Years ♪ ♪ Golden Years, whop whop whop ♪

♪ Golden Years ♪ ♪ Gold, whop whop whop ♪

♪ Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ♪

♪ Angel ♪

I'm so sorry I stole you away from that wild party.

What? No. It wasn't that bad.

No. Is that weird for you?

Like, hanging out with a bunch of old people?

No, they're my friends.

How old are you? 18?

- Nineteen. - Oh.

- That's a fun age. - Yeah.

That's, uh, that's... what I hear.

Well, you know... you know, I was very popular in college.

I had a lot of really great sex, and I had a very high level

of self-esteem, so.

Same here.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

You should check out my Instagram.

Oh, my God, I can't wait.

♪ Golden Years ♪

I think there's a good chance we're living

in a computer simulation.

So, none of this is real?

Like, I don't know, I guess I'm more

of a spiritual person in that sense.

Then you would probably relate to this theory.

- I might get some more wine. - You okay?

Yeah, no... Yeah, I was feeling so tired

now I'm like... I'm so...

All of a sudden, I'm really awake.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- You want me to come with you? - No, no, no, I'm really good.

Thank you.

Getting a second wind.

I'm just like, what is time? Because if you're there...

That's another illusion.

_

♪ In another time ♪

♪ There were people here... ♪

Do you like being in a singing group?

Dude, it is so much fun.

All our voices, blending together,

just kind of lose yourself in there.

Wish I could do that.

It's a lot of hard work. But I like all the other

Little Monsters, so... that helps.

Except one, there's one asshole.

There's always one asshole, like...

It's like the law of the universe.

Yeah. Totally.

- This was a nice party. - Oh.

Thank you.

Hey... did you celebrate yours?

- My name change? - Yeah.

No.

But I remember holding that paper in my hand,

what that felt like.

I was officially myself for the first time in my life.

That was huge.

Well this... I know this is not that.

No, I just thought I would feel...

like a little different.

It's so weird.

I hate to be the first to say goodnight, but,

tomorrow's a school day.

Oh, no. Oh, Curtis, thank you for...

- Thank you. - ... coming.

- My pleasure. - Oh.

Goodnight, Eve Mackie.

- It's nice to meet you. - Oh, my God.

- All right, all right. - You're the best.

- So, what do you like? - Uh, I... I... I don't drink much.

Oh God, what are you, a Mormon?

Uh, no...

I might be a Transcendentalist.

You have a crush on Eve, don't you?

Is it that obvious?

I mean only if you're paying attention.

I know it's... I know it's weird, I just...

It's not weird.

It's not weird at all.

You sure you don't want to stay for just one more drink?

They're gonna be back any second, just...

Oh, I wish I could stay here and get drunk with you.

- Have fun. Bye. - Okay, goodbye.

- Take care of your foot. - Oh... it's feeling better already.

- Go to bed. - Yes, yes.

- I love you. - Okay.

- Bye-bye. - Great party.

Oh, bye.

She punched me in the nuts...

and I'm the bad guy.

She punched you?

Mm-hmm.

It's...

my fault.

Completely my fault.

Do you want a chaser of more?

Oh, no, thank you.

Ooh!

Okay.

- Do you have that vape pen? - Of course.

- Could I see it? - You can.

- Thank you. - Yeah, mm-hmm.

- You remember how? - I do.

- You're a natural. - Thank you.

You don't have to.

But you can.

I really wanted to dance tonight.

That would've been really fun.

We should do it.

- Amanda. - What?

May I have this dance?

I'll be gentle.

Thank you.

Really.

- You gotta pee or something? - No, I'm good.

I should get going.

Get some rest.

I'll see you when you get back.

Yeah...

Totally.

- Thanks. - Yep. You got it, dipshit.

No, I know. Well, what do you mean?

Oh!

Brendan...

Hey.

Hey.

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