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But you promised to teach me
how to drive this weekend.
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Son, it's the company. I don't
know if I own it or it owns me.
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I feel like I work seven days a week.
Talk to your brother.
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- He'll glad to show you the ropes.
- Get of the way, stump lick.
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Bye, honey.
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We'll be back for dinner on sunday.
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Look after your little brother.
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You have nothing to worry about.
The perimeter is secure.
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I'm responsible. I'm in control.
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Bye.
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( Horn Honking )
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I'm out of here.
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- Where you going?
- Paint ball regionals, headcheese.
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- You're leaving me alone?
- Yes, I am.
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Look... I know
this is a big step--
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home alone, unsupervised Dad's
liquor cabinet calling out your name--
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"Wyatt, Wyatt." Just remember
what the wise man once said:
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"Don't choke on your own vomit."
( Laughing )
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Later, sis.
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Cool.
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WYATT: No parents, no Chett...
an entire hassle-free weekend.
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This is a rare opportunity.
We can do whatever we want.
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We can stay up all night, order
in take-out play poker for M&Ms.
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What are you, seven?
Wyatt, you have an empty house
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and we are hot, red-blooded,
all-american dudes.
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We must suckle from
the bosom of good times.
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- We must party.
- No party.
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Yes party.
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Party at Wyatt's house.
Spread the word.
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We can't have party.
My folks will kill me.
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Party at Wyatt's house.
Your parents won't find out.
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- We've got Lisa.
- No one will come.
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- Lisa.
- Things will get broken.
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
I promise, the second it's over
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we'll morph Lisa into a wet-vac
and make the place sparkle.
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All right, but just our friends.
Nothing huge.
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Some geeks sophomore's parents
and going out of town
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and he's having a party
at his house tonight.
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There are going to be hookers.
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Yeah.
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Somebody's looks very handsome.
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Plans tonight, Gary?
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Uh... nah. Nothing special.
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Just going over to Wyatt's house--
maybe hang.
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You always put on
my cologne to hang?
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- Oops.
- You're going to a party, aren't you?
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Uh... okay. Yes. Yes, I am.
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Well, you know the rules.
You want to go out,
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- you ask permission.
- But it's saturday night.
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This isn't a permission night, right?
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Dad... may I please go out tonight?
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- Nope.
- Why?
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- Every night's a permission night.
- It's a major party
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- and I'm one of the hosts.
- Oh, it's a major party.
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You'll read about it
in the paper tomorrow.
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- Mom...
- I'm sorry, hon.
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You heard your father. If you like,
you can join us for cribbage.
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We're playing for M&Ms.
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Did you see it?
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My parents were born old
they were never my age.
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- And I'll take care of them.
- Really? All right.
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Thanks, Lis. You're the best.
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- You won't hurl them into the sun?
- Give me some credit.
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You haven't answered my question.
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( Music Playing )
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GIRL: Great party! Yeah!
Yes, this party rocks!
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It's a killer!
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- Where I might find a party?
- I think this is your lucky night.
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Thanks for dealing with my parents.
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- What did you do with them anyway?
- I brought them.
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You're in big trouble, mister.
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- It's crank!
- Somebody beer me!
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You wondered if your parents
were ever your age.
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Well, now they are.
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( Groaning )
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- My parents are teenagers?
- 15 years old, to be exact.
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Shotgun!
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Wow!
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You turned my parents
into teenage party animals?
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Yep. Emotionally, mentally, sexually
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your parents are now
15 years old.
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Hey, look, I'm a guppy.
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This is embarrassing.
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You should have just
hurled them into the sun.
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- Is that your dad?
- Maybe.
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He is so cool. I wish
my dad could quote aerosmith.
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LISA: Nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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Your dad's the hit of the party.
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- Check him out.
- Feed me, somebody or I'll puke.
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Al, come on, be cool.
cover up.
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- It isn't that kind of party.
- Wrong.
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We have a responsibility to
make every party that kind of party.
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I'm hungry!
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- Hi. Are you Wyatt?
- Uh, yeah.
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This is your party, right?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
It is my party... all mine.
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I am your host and you are
my very special guest.
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- What's your name?
- Caitlin.
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- Caitlin, what can I do for you?
- Nothing.
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Just your parents
are looking for you.
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Mom... Dad...
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you're, uh... you're supposed
to be... really far away.
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I want everybody out of here now
and then we're going to have to talk.
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Wayne, Marcia...
so glad you could make it.
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- Oh, no.
- I love the butthole surfers.
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- Anybody got a smoke?
- You don't smoke.
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It makes me look older.
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All right!
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- GARY: Are they...?
- Yep. 15 years old.
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- Wayne, come dance with me.
- This music is so Kenny G.
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Oh, I think it's kind of fun.
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Yeah, you would.
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Uh, I'm going to bum a cig.
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Like I said, my personal philosophy--
party big, party often.
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I've always felt that way too.
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- Seven?
- Six.
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What good is life if you
can't have an occasional
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blow-out to break
the high school grind?
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Nothing. Boring.
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- Eight?
- Seven.
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And when you see a chance
to party you got to go for it.
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- Live life on the edge.
- All right!
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Hi, boys. Having fun?
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BOTH: 11!
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I want to take a time-out.
You want to take a time-out?
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Sure. I'll take a time-out...
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When I'm dead.
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They say we can choose
our classes
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but then they decide
what classes we choose from.
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It's not freedom, man,
it's fascism.
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maybe you could transfer out of gym.
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You're not listening, man!
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Smoke?
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What are you doing?
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You can't smoke in here.
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Hey, take it easy.
This is a party.
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Check the 'tude at the door.
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Uh... Listen, Wayne.
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Why don't you pay
a little attention to Marcia?
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I think she wants to dance.
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Oh, Marcia. Of course
she wants to dance.
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That's how she'd solve
the world's problems.
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Everybody dance.
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Oh. Hi. Enjoying the party?
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- It's sucks.
- Ah, come on, it's awesome.
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( Sniffing ) Do I reek?
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Or is that the quiche?
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Um, it's you.
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You worked up really
kind of a big sweat there.
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- Oh, can I? May I?
- Marcia, are you scamming on me?
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Um... maybe.
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- Would you like to dance?
- That's not a very good idea.
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- Why not?
- Lots of reason-- It's late,
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I'm not a good dancer
you're Wyatt's mom.
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I want to see you shake
your tight little butt.
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Oh, Wayne, is that you?
I was having so much fun
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- I forgot you were here.
- Hey, Wayne.
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How's it go...?
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I see through your stupid
little trick, Marica--
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- your stupid little games.
- This isn't a game.
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And if you can't pay attention to me
I'll just find some other guy who can.
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Go on. I'm not stopping you.
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Please... stop her.
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Man was never meant
to be monogamous anyhow.
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What's going on?
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- Wayne and I are breaking up.
- Breaking up?
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Yeah. We're dust. We're history--
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- A footnote in...
- Oh, shut up.
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All you ever do is talk.
I need someone
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who knows how to party--
someone like... Gary.
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- I can explain.
- Hey, hey.
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Looks like you're going
to get some tonight.
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Wa! Wa! Wa!
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Help me with this.
Did my parents'
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26-years marriage just dissolve
because of your tight butt?
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Don't underestimate
the power of this butt.
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When it speaks, chicks listen.
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Like I said, there's something
I wanted to ask you
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and I've thought a bunch
about it and, well...
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- These words don't come easy.
- Yes, Al?
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Will you have sex with me?
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Al, how many times do I have
to tell you that I'm not ready for sex?
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Well, it's okay. I'm ready
enough for both of us.
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You're such an idiot. ( Sobbing )
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So, what's your answer?
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( Knock at Door )
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Emily, may I come in?
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- He's a pig.
- He's a guy.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Al just wants to have sex,
but I'm not ready to
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and I don't want to lose him
to some slutty senior.
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Trust me. I don't think
you're going to lose him.
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- He's such a tasty stud.
- Emily, the two of you have a very
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special chemistry that no one
else would ever want a part of.
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- You really think so?
- I know so.
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No one wants to take Al away.
Trust me.
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( Making Raspberry Noises )
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Hey. Playing hendrix?
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- No, just arm fartin' the blues.
- You are one talented man, Al.
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- So--
- Where's Emily?
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Ah, she blew me off.
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- What happened?
- I don't know what her deal is.
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All night long, this chick's coming
on to me big time making moves.
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I ask her to have sex,
and she freaks.
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- She bailed on you?
- Yeah.
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Looks like I'm back
on the market again, huh?
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Hey, know any slutty seniors
you can set me up with?
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What are you, nuts?
You can't break up with Emily.
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She is grade "A" babe-age.
She's crazy about you
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and you're not exactly
swimming in chicks.
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Yeah, she is a babe.
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Al, she's over there.
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- Oh. She's a babe too.
- Go talk to her.
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Patch things up. If not
for you then do it for me.
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- I sort of have a stake in this.
- Okay, but you owe me one.
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BOTH: Whoo... Doggie!
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There you are.
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Give me a slice of that
beefcake you lanky love bucket.
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Whoa!
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- Wyatt, hey, it's a pizza guy.
- You're just in time, man.
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We pretty much
cleaned out this hole?
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Oh, really? Well, I think I have
something here that you can snack on.
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- The pizza guy's insane!
- Suck paint, you maggot
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- Chett?
- First one who moves eats dutch boy.
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Party's over, skankwad.
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Let's tour your room so
I can choose the things
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you're going to give me
for not narking to Dad.
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I don't think Dad really cares.
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Dad, you're home.
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I swear I just stepped out
for two minutes.
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I had nothing to do with this.
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WAYNE: Too bad, man.
You missed a killer party. Later.
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- Where you going?
- I don't know.
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Thought I'd Hitchhike to Cabo
and then after that,
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down to South America and then
after that... who knows?
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Whoa, wait a minute.
I... you're leaving?
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You can't leave.
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Who's going to buy the food
and pay for my car insurance?
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WYATT: You don't know
what you're doing.
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00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:02,767
You're not thinking straight.
He's leaving.
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00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:05,767
- You got to stop him.
- What for? It's over between us.
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- Huh?
- Besides, I've got
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all the man I want right here.
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00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,600
GARY: What can I say?
She digs me.
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00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:20,100
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You are not Hitchhiking anywhere.
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00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,600
You're going to end up face
down somewhere in a ditch.
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00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,767
- I... I forbid it.
- Yeah. Right.
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00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,767
Who need you, Wayne?
I'm going after him.
249
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:33,467
You touch my mom
and you're dead.
250
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,900
Come on, let's find an empty room.
251
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,233
Whoa! Hold on.
252
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:45,067
Dad's... Hitchhiking to Cabo...
and you're dating Gary.
253
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:50,767
What kind of psycho nerve gas
have you been sucking back?
254
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:55,267
Oh. I got it.
This is one of those screwy,
255
00:17:55,267 --> 00:18:00,200
mid-life, hormone...
chick things, isn't it?
256
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,700
No. It's a butt thing.
257
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,200
( Stifled Whimper )
258
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,200
What the hell is happening here?
259
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:18,200
My family is falling apart
in front of my face.
260
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,700
I'm so confused.
261
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,400
The pizza guy's confused.
Get his gun!
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00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,767
RADIO D.J.: It's 6:15!
What a morning!
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00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:34,233
Whoo! Yes! Faster, man, faster.
264
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,200
Have you ever thought about
what you're doing to do in Mexico?
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00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,267
Get off my back.
You sound just like my dad.
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00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:59,067
Okay, fine.
You want to go to Mexico?
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00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:01,067
Go ahead. Walk.
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00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,567
Cool.
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00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,500
That would have worked on me.
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00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,867
You can't go to Mexico.
You have too many responsibilities.
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00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,567
Who are you talking to?
We're fifteen.
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00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,500
We don't have responsibilities.
Tag along with me, man.
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00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,033
It will be awesome.
You got the convertible.
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00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:36,033
Hey, we can be sipping
margaritas by sunset.
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00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:41,733
Hey, he who hesitates
is lunch, man.
276
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,833
What the hell? Let's go!
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00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:47,833
( Laughing )
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00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,900
( Engine Starting )
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00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,200
This is cool. Damn straight.
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00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,200
Cigarette?
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00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:06,800
- Yeah.
- Light?
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00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,233
No, thanks.
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00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,733
Got to release the
emergency brake, man.
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00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,433
Oh, right!
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00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:23,000
Whoo! Yes!
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00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,433
- ( Laughing )
- This is awesome.
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00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:30,500
I'm really psyched we're taking
this trip together you know,
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00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,967
getting to know each
other better... Wayne.
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00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,933
Man, you're going to be
so sick of me
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00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,600
by the time
we get to the Border.
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00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,800
Arriba!
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00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:40,733
Arriba!
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00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:44,300
- Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
- ( Yelling )
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00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:48,000
( Both Yelling )
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00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,400
What the hell are you doing?
Stop the car.
296
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,800
- What do you mean?
- Stop the car!
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00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,633
Stop... the... car.
298
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,467
What is going on here?
Where am I?
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00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,967
Dad?
300
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,633
Have you been smoking in my car?
301
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,500
Uh, I had a couple of friends
over and I really haven't
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00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,000
- gotten around to cleaning up.
- Bo monsieur Donnelly.
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00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,467
House, she is all clean.
Au revoir.
304
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:32,433
We don't have a maid.
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00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,500
WYATT: Maybe Mom hired a maid.
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00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,500
Lord knows she's got her hands full.
307
00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:49,700
Hey, Mr. Donnelly.
Nice to you get that in Mexico?
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00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,033
( Gasping )
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00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,033
( Screaming )
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00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,033
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