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Your neck? >> kourtney: Don't worry about

>> kourtney: Don't worry about it.

It. >> kim: Tonight on...

>> kim: Tonight on... >> khloe: Where are you going?

>> khloe: Where are you going? >> kourtney: I got to run.

>> kourtney: I got to run. >> kim: What is going on?

>> kim: What is going on? Kourtney has so many...

Kourtney has so many... >> khloe: Restrictions.

>> khloe: Restrictions. >> kim: ...Restrictions and

>> kim: ...Restrictions and boundaries.

Boundaries. >> khloe: Kim and I are just

>> khloe: Kim and I are just over it.

Over it. >> kourtney: Why are you guys so

>> kourtney: Why are you guys so in my business?

In my business? If I have boundaries...

If I have boundaries... >> khloe: Uh-huh.

>> khloe: Uh-huh. >> kourtney: ...Respect them.

>> kourtney: ...Respect them. Just because you...

Just because you... >> kim: You and your boundaries.

>> kim: You and your boundaries. >> kourtney: ...Love to show

>> kourtney: ...Love to show every single thing.

Every single thing. >> khloe: No, I don't like to.

>> khloe: No, I don't like to. It's just...

It's just... >> kourtney: Well, you do,

>> kourtney: Well, you do, clearly.

Clearly. >> khloe: Because that's our

>> khloe: Because that's our job.

Job. >> kim: It's really frustrating,

>> kim: It's really frustrating, because when one person from the

because when one person from the family steps away and decides to

family steps away and decides to not be on camera, every other

not be on camera, every other family member has to fill in

family member has to fill in double-time.

Double-time. >> kourtney: How annoying are

>> kourtney: How annoying are kim and khloe?

Kim and khloe? >> kris: The most annoying,

>> kris: The most annoying, because we don't share anything.

Because we don't share anything. >> kourtney: I try to keep

>> kourtney: I try to keep certain things private.

Certain things private. We're all different and we have

we're all different and we have different, you know, boundaries.

Different, you know, boundaries. >> khloe: You should want this

>> khloe: You should want this show to be successful.

Show to be successful. You should talk to kourtney.

You should talk to kourtney. >> kim: She doesn't want to

>> kim: She doesn't want to work, she has too many (bleep)

work, she has too many (bleep) boundaries.

Boundaries. She's out.

She's out. โ™ช โ™ช

>> kim: Oh, my gosh, you guys, oh, my gosh, there's a dinosaur!

Oh, my gosh, there's a dinosaur! There's a dinosaur!

There's a dinosaur! (all roaring)

(all roaring) >> khloe: No, I don't want any

>> khloe: No, I don't want any dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs. (shouts)

(shouts) >> kim: Saint, you're the

>> kim: Saint, you're the dinosaur I was talking about,

dinosaur I was talking about, buddy.

Buddy. Not-- don't be scared.

Not-- don't be scared. >> kourtney: Oh, my god,

>> kourtney: Oh, my god, remember our vegas trip?

Remember our vegas trip? Me, you, malika, khadijah,

me, you, malika, khadijah, harouche, and we went to floyd

harouche, and we went to floyd mayweather's...

Mayweather's... >> kim: Kourtney, what is...

>> kim: Kourtney, what is... >> khloe: No, what is on your

>> khloe: No, what is on your neck?

Neck? >> kourtney: My hair is here.

>> kourtney: My hair is here. >> khloe: No. You have a hickey

>> khloe: No. You have a hickey on your neck?

On your neck? >> kourtney (laughs): Let me

>> kourtney (laughs): Let me live.

Live. >> khloe: From who?

>> khloe: From who? >> kourtney: Just let me live.

>> kourtney: Just let me live. >> khloe: That's a hickey?

>> khloe: That's a hickey? Who gives you a hickey like

who gives you a hickey like that?

That? >> kourtney: Okay, listen...

>> kourtney: Okay, listen... >> kim: I think I know who it's

>> kim: I think I know who it's from.

From. >> kourtney: Just let me live.

>> kourtney: Just let me live. Don't analyze.

Don't analyze. My sisters are pretty nosy when

my sisters are pretty nosy when it comes to anything in my life,

it comes to anything in my life, and I try to keep certain things

and I try to keep certain things private.

Private. I don't like to share about, you

I don't like to share about, you know, dating.

Know, dating. I don't know if they're bored in

I don't know if they're bored in their own lives and they want to

their own lives and they want to live through my wild dating life

live through my wild dating life that they think is going on.

That they think is going on. Like, come on, guys.

Like, come on, guys. Let's get it together.

Let's get it together. >> khloe: So, we're gonna talk

>> khloe: So, we're gonna talk about the leech on your neck or

about the leech on your neck or no?

No? >> kourtney: The leech?

>> kourtney: The leech? >> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm. >> kourtney: No.

>> kourtney: No. >> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh. >> kourtney: I said let me live.

>> kourtney: I said let me live. >> khloe: I don't know what that

>> khloe: I don't know what that means.

Means. >> kourtney: That means...

>> kourtney: That means... >> khloe: But I have to tell you

>> khloe: But I have to tell you everything about me?

Everything about me? >> kourtney: I just said, just

>> kourtney: I just said, just don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. >> kim: Kourtney having a hickey

>> kim: Kourtney having a hickey is, like, wild to me.

Is, like, wild to me. I had no idea she was even

I had no idea she was even hooking up with someone.

Hooking up with someone. >> khloe: I don't know.

>> khloe: I don't know. It could be...

It could be... >> kim: I mean, the hickey, it

>> kim: I mean, the hickey, it could be...

Could be... >> khloe: (bleep)

>> khloe: (bleep) >> kim: It could be (bleep), it

>> kim: It could be (bleep), it could be...

Could be... >> khloe: (bleep)

>> khloe: (bleep) >> kim: It could be rob, our

>> kim: It could be rob, our brother.

Brother. (laughs)

(laughs) >> khloe: Ew.

>> khloe: Ew. (kourtney slurps)

(kourtney slurps) โ™ช โ™ช

>> kim: Oh, my god, I'm so hungry.

Hungry. I literally have, like, no time

I literally have, like, no time to eat these days.

To eat these days. So here's a stack of letters

so here's a stack of letters that I feel like are really good

that I feel like are really good ones.

Ones. >> jessica: Okay.

>> jessica: Okay. >> kim: There's one in here

>> kim: There's one in here which I immediately could

which I immediately could do something.

Do something. >> jessica: Oh.

>> jessica: Oh. >> kim: Sent me a picture.

>> kim: Sent me a picture. Full photo shoot.

Full photo shoot. Um...

Um... "hello, kim, my name is paul.

"hello, kim, my name is paul. I'm 24 years old, I'm currently

I'm 24 years old, I'm currently in north carolina prison.

In north carolina prison. Now my sentence is over and I

now my sentence is over and I have had time to mature and I've

have had time to mature and I've set some goals for myself.

Set some goals for myself. There's one thing in the way,

there's one thing in the way, though: My face tattoos.

Though: My face tattoos. I want to humbly ask if you

I want to humbly ask if you would help me get the tattoos

would help me get the tattoos removed from my face.

Removed from my face. I wish I had the funds to get it

I wish I had the funds to get it removed by myself, but I just

removed by myself, but I just don't, so I'm coming to you for

don't, so I'm coming to you for help.

Help. Thank you for your time.

Thank you for your time. Stay blessed."

stay blessed." and then he sent me the prison

and then he sent me the prison address and his parents' phone

address and his parents' phone number.

Number. I mean, I'm sure dr. Ourian will

I mean, I'm sure dr. Ourian will do it for free.

Do it for free. >> jessica: That's amazing.

>> jessica: That's amazing. >> kim: If not, I'll pay for it.

>> kim: If not, I'll pay for it. >> jessica: That would be

>> jessica: That would be life-changing for this guy.

Life-changing for this guy. >> kim: Helping people get back

>> kim: Helping people get back on their feet after they've been

on their feet after they've been through the prison system is

through the prison system is something that's really

something that's really important to me.

Important to me. And paul seems so sweet and so

and paul seems so sweet and so genuine in his letter.

Genuine in his letter. He's really turned his life

he's really turned his life around and he wants to be taken

around and he wants to be taken a little bit more seriously and

a little bit more seriously and get a good job.

Get a good job. (line ringing)

(line ringing) >> sonia: Hello?

>> sonia: Hello? >> kim: Hi, is this sonia?

>> kim: Hi, is this sonia? >> sonia: It is.

>> sonia: It is. >> kim: Hi, this is kim

>> kim: Hi, this is kim kardashian west.

Kardashian west. I got a letter from your son

I got a letter from your son paul.

Paul. >> sonia: Shut up!

>> sonia: Shut up! (laughter)

(laughter) wow!

Wow! >> kim: I wanted to, you know,

>> kim: I wanted to, you know, let him know that I would be

let him know that I would be happy to help him and take care

happy to help him and take care of that for him.

Of that for him. >> sonia: Paul is gonna be so

>> sonia: Paul is gonna be so excited.

Excited. >> kim: Oh, my god, please tell

>> kim: Oh, my god, please tell him that we called and said hi.

Him that we called and said hi. >> sonia (chuckles): I will.

>> sonia (chuckles): I will. I definitely will.

I definitely will. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. >> kim: You're so welcome.

>> kim: You're so welcome. Have a good day.

Have a good day. >> sonia: Right, thank you, too.

>> sonia: Right, thank you, too. Take care.

Take care. >> kim: Bye.

>> kim: Bye. โ™ช โ™ช

(khloe babbling) (true babbling)

>> khloe: Yeah? >> mason: I know exactly what

>> mason: I know exactly what she's saying.

She's saying. >> khloe: What'd she say?

>> khloe: What'd she say? Do you speak kid?

Do you speak kid? >> mason: Yeah.

>> mason: Yeah. >> khloe: What is it?

>> khloe: What is it? (mason babbling)

(mason babbling) (khloe laughs)

(khloe laughs) let's call mama.

Let's call mama. Let's call mama!

Let's call mama! (facetime ringing)

(facetime ringing) uh...

Uh... Why is your mom always ending my

why is your mom always ending my calls?

Calls? >> mason: Because she doesn't

>> mason: Because she doesn't like you.

Like you. Oh!

Oh! >> khloe: Uh!

>> khloe: Uh! She ended me again.

She ended me again. Why?

Why? That's so rude.

That's so rude. Wait, she texted me...

Wait, she texted me... >> mason: Koko, I saw the

>> mason: Koko, I saw the funniest movie yesterday.

Funniest movie yesterday. It's called...

It's called... >> khloe: Want to know what your

>> khloe: Want to know what your mom just texted me?

Mom just texted me? "with kids.

"with kids. Call you later."

call you later." >> khadijah: What kids?

>> khadijah: What kids? >> malika: Her kids are here!

>> malika: Her kids are here! >> khloe: I cannot believe

>> khloe: I cannot believe kourtney just got caught in the

kourtney just got caught in the craziest lie.

Craziest lie. You're telling me that you're

you're telling me that you're with your kids, but your kids

with your kids, but your kids are at my place.

Are at my place. Liar.

Liar. >> scott: What's going on, boy?

>> scott: What's going on, boy? >> mason: I'm chilling.

>> mason: I'm chilling. >> scott: What are you doing?

>> scott: What are you doing? >> mason: I'm at koko's house.

>> mason: I'm at koko's house. >> scott: I'm with reign.

>> scott: I'm with reign. >> khloe: Uh, and dad is with

>> khloe: Uh, and dad is with reign?

Reign? (laughter)

(laughter) >> khadijah: So she doesn't have

>> khadijah: So she doesn't have any kid.

Any kid. >> khloe: Reign's not even with

>> khloe: Reign's not even with mom, see?

Mom, see? >> malika: So the question...

>> malika: So the question... >> khloe: Mom's a liar!

>> khloe: Mom's a liar! >> malika: The question is, who

>> malika: The question is, who is she really with?

Is she really with? >> khloe: Liar!

โ™ช โ™ช

>> kourtney: I had to pay for disney guides yesterday.

Disney guides yesterday. It's so expensive.

It's so expensive. We had the best day, though.

We had the best day, though. I took north on guardians of the

I took north on guardians of the galaxy, I told you, for the

galaxy, I told you, for the first time.

First time. >> kim: I know.

>> kim: I know. She must have been... So scared.

She must have been... So scared. >> kourtney: She was like-- no,

>> kourtney: She was like-- no, she was fine, though, while she

she was fine, though, while she was on it, and I go-- at the end

was on it, and I go-- at the end she's, like, smiling and I was

she's, like, smiling and I was like, "did you love it?

Like, "did you love it? Do you want to go again?"

do you want to go again?" she was like, "I did not like

she was like, "I did not like it."

it." >> khloe: Oh, god, I can't

>> khloe: Oh, god, I can't believe I have to do this one

believe I have to do this one day-- go to (bleep) disneyland.

Day-- go to (bleep) disneyland. >> kourtney: I got to run.

>> kourtney: I got to run. >> khloe: Where you going?

>> khloe: Where you going? >> kourtney: Bye, guys.

>> kourtney: Bye, guys. >> khloe: She's so (bleep)

>> khloe: She's so (bleep) shady.

Shady. >> kim: She's so shady.

>> kim: She's so shady. What is going on?

What is going on? >> khloe: I know, she's really

>> khloe: I know, she's really weird.

Weird. I feel like we should follow

I feel like we should follow her.

Her. >> kim: Let's follow her.

>> kim: Let's follow her. >> khloe: Ooh, sorry.

>> khloe: Ooh, sorry. "do you care if we take your car

"do you care if we take your car for, like, an hour or two?"

>> kim: Do you have a hoodie? Just like a plain black hoodie?

Just like a plain black hoodie? >> khloe: Zip-up or zip...?

>> khloe: Zip-up or zip...? >> kim: Doesn't matter.

>> kim: Doesn't matter. Does not matter.

Does not matter. Kourt spends a lot of time

kourt spends a lot of time off-camera, and won't talk about

off-camera, and won't talk about a relationship, but you'll see

a relationship, but you'll see paparazzi photos of her and her

paparazzi photos of her and her guy.

Guy. But I can't say his name on the

but I can't say his name on the show 'cause kourtney doesn't

show 'cause kourtney doesn't want to.

Want to. So I'll see things that I'll

so I'll see things that I'll read about her online and

read about her online and wonder, like, "did this really

wonder, like, "did this really happen?

Happen? Is this..." you know, "is she

is this..." you know, "is she talking to this person?" and

talking to this person?" and realize that it's true, but

realize that it's true, but she's so secretive with us, she

she's so secretive with us, she won't even tell us.

Oh, she's leaving. Hello.

Hello. >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. >> kim: Kourtney, she's the

>> kim: Kourtney, she's the craziest driver ever.

Craziest driver ever. >> khloe: Can you (bleep) move?

>> khloe: Can you (bleep) move? What is your (bleep) problem?

What is your (bleep) problem? I'm following someone.

I'm following someone. >> kim: You totally just lost

>> kim: You totally just lost her.

Her. Hi.

Hi. Oh, my god, that's so nice.

Oh, my god, that's so nice. >> sonia: I said, "boy, she's

>> sonia: I said, "boy, she's never gonna get your letters."

never gonna get your letters." so you proved me wrong.

So you proved me wrong. >> kim: I want to do everything

>> kim: I want to do everything that I can to help him succeed.

>> khloe: Okay, so we're gonna stay here.

Stay here. >> kim: I've been in this

>> kim: I've been in this private detective game for a

private detective game for a while now, and a lot of it is

while now, and a lot of it is waiting around, following,

waiting around, following, driving.

Driving. >> jonathan: I haven't done a

>> jonathan: I haven't done a hideout like this in a long

hideout like this in a long time.

Time. >> kim: Oh, my god, is this

>> kim: Oh, my god, is this her friend?

Her friend? >> jonathan: Oh, this guy?

>> jonathan: Oh, this guy? >> kris: Is that them?

>> kris: Is that them? >> kim: I don't know.

>> kim: I don't know. >> kris: Oh, (bleep), they're

>> kris: Oh, (bleep), they're looking this way.

Looking this way. >> khloe: Given kourtney's track

>> khloe: Given kourtney's track record, when she starts acting

record, when she starts acting weird and mysterious like this,

weird and mysterious like this, it normally means she's seeing

it normally means she's seeing someone.

Someone. Like that.

Like that. >> kim: Oh, she's leaving.

>> kim: Oh, she's leaving. Hello.

Hello. >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. You scared me.

You scared me. (kim chuckles)

(kim chuckles) okay, kourtney, where the

okay, kourtney, where the (bleep) are you going, babe?

(bleep) are you going, babe? She's turning.

She's turning. Where are we turning?

Where are we turning? This is around the downtown

this is around the downtown area, for sure.

Area, for sure. Where are we?

Where are we? Where are we?

Where are we? Where are we?

Where are we? >> kim: Kourtney, we keep losing

>> kim: Kourtney, we keep losing her.

Her. She's the craziest driver ever.

She's the craziest driver ever. She's the worst.

She's the worst. I see her, like, way up there.

I see her, like, way up there. >> khloe: (bleep)

>> khloe: (bleep) can you (bleep) move?

Can you (bleep) move? What is your (bleep) problem?

What is your (bleep) problem? I have to go.

I have to go. I'm following someone.

I'm following someone. (honking horn)

(honking horn) >> kim: Follow-- no, don't

>> kim: Follow-- no, don't become obvious.

Become obvious. >> khloe: Uh...

>> khloe: Uh... >> kim: You totally just lost

>> kim: You totally just lost her.

Her. And on top of that, khloe

and on top of that, khloe follows the wrong car.

Follows the wrong car. Where is she?

Where is she? Hopefully...

Hopefully... (khloe groans)

(khloe groans) >> khloe: (bleep), man.

>> khloe: (bleep), man. Shady bitch wins.

Shady bitch wins. โ™ช โ™ช

>> kim: We're here. We made it.

We made it. (facetime ringing)

(facetime ringing) hi, northie.

Hi, northie. I love you.

I love you. >> north: Yeah, let me talk to

>> north: Yeah, let me talk to dad.

Dad. >> kim: We are in north carolina

>> kim: We are in north carolina to meet this young man paul.

To meet this young man paul. We are gonna help remove his

we are gonna help remove his tattoos on his face.

Tattoos on his face. He wrote me from the inside, and

he wrote me from the inside, and I want to do what I can to help.

I want to do what I can to help. Hi.

Hi. >> sonia: Hello.

>> sonia: Hello. >> kim: How are you?

>> kim: How are you? >> sonia: Fine. I'm sonia.

>> sonia: Fine. I'm sonia. >> kim: Hi, I'm kim.

>> kim: Hi, I'm kim. >> sonia: Nice to meet you.

>> sonia: Nice to meet you. >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. >> azaria: I'm azaria.

>> azaria: I'm azaria. Paul's sister.

Paul's sister. >> kim: So nice to meet you. Hi.

>> kim: So nice to meet you. Hi. >> paul: How you doing?

>> paul: How you doing? Thank you.

Thank you. >> kim: Oh, my god, that's so

>> kim: Oh, my god, that's so nice.

Nice. So nice to meet you.

So nice to meet you. >> paul: Yes, thank you.

>> paul: Yes, thank you. >> kim: This is my husband

>> kim: This is my husband kanye.

Kanye. >> paul: How you doing, sir?

>> paul: How you doing, sir? Paul.

Paul. How you doing?

How you doing? >> sonia: Mr. West, nice to meet

>> sonia: Mr. West, nice to meet you.

You. >> azaria: Azaria.

>> azaria: Azaria. >> kanye: Hey, what's up?

>> kanye: Hey, what's up? >> kim: How are you guys?

>> kim: How are you guys? >> sonia: We're great.

>> sonia: We're great. How are you?

How are you? >> kim: Good.

>> kim: Good. So, you're his mom, right?

So, you're his mom, right? >> sonia: Yes, I am.

>> sonia: Yes, I am. >> kim: So that's who I called.

>> kim: So that's who I called. >> sonia: Yes.

>> sonia: Yes. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> sonia: You proved me wrong.

>> sonia: You proved me wrong. (laughs)

(laughs) >> kim: Really?

>> kim: Really? >> sonia: Yes.

>> sonia: Yes. He harassed me for your letter

he harassed me for your letter lots of times.

Lots of times. I mean, for your address.

I mean, for your address. And I said, "boy, leave me

and I said, "boy, leave me alone.

Alone. She's, you know, she's never

she's, you know, she's never gonna get your letter.

Gonna get your letter. Stop bothering me."

stop bothering me." so you proved me wrong.

So you proved me wrong. (laughs)

(laughs) >> kim: Yeah, well,

>> kim: Yeah, well, I'm glad that I did.

I'm glad that I did. I saw you also reached out to a

I saw you also reached out to a few people-- you said that in

few people-- you said that in your letter.

Your letter. >> paul: Yeah, um, like, think I

>> paul: Yeah, um, like, think I reached out to, what, cardi b,

reached out to, what, cardi b, ariana grande-- I-I was just

ariana grande-- I-I was just going off, like, the main, the

going off, like, the main, the main people that-that-that's,

main people that-that-that's, like, in the media or whatever

like, in the media or whatever that I felt like could help in

that I felt like could help in a, in a percents way, but

a, in a percents way, but nobody-- I never had a response.

Nobody-- I never had a response. >> kim: (laughs) yeah.

>> kim: (laughs) yeah. So you got out in March?

So you got out in March? >> paul: Yes, ma'am, yes.

>> paul: Yes, ma'am, yes. >> sonia: Yeah, so we've been

>> sonia: Yeah, so we've been working every day to get to this

working every day to get to this day right here.

Day right here. It's been a process. (chuckles)

it's been a process. (chuckles) >> kim: So you decided you're

>> kim: So you decided you're just done with the face tats?

Just done with the face tats? >> paul: Well, I actually like

>> paul: Well, I actually like 'em, but I just don't feel like

'em, but I just don't feel like I'm in a position in life to

I'm in a position in life to really have 'em.

Really have 'em. >> kim: You know, I think it's

>> kim: You know, I think it's really important to him to get a

really important to him to get a good job, and he wanted to be

good job, and he wanted to be taken a little bit more

taken a little bit more seriously, so I think that

seriously, so I think that getting his tattoos removed is

getting his tattoos removed is really important to him, so I

really important to him, so I want to do everything that I can

want to do everything that I can to help him succeed.

To help him succeed. Khloe got an ex-husband's name

khloe got an ex-husband's name here and she's gotten it off,

here and she's gotten it off, and I've heard it hurts, but

and I've heard it hurts, but we'll be right there.

We'll be right there. >> kanye: I had a removal

>> kanye: I had a removal before.

Before. >> kim: You did?

>> kim: You did? >> kanye: On my arm, yeah.

>> kanye: On my arm, yeah. >> kim: Did it hurt?

>> kim: Did it hurt? >> kanye: Oh, yeah, it was worse

>> kanye: Oh, yeah, it was worse than the tattoo itself.

Than the tattoo itself. I mean, no, uh, I'm not trying

I mean, no, uh, I'm not trying to... (laughs)

to... (laughs) >> sonia: No, I've heard that.

>> sonia: No, I've heard that. That's true.

That's true. >> kim: You're absolutely no

>> kim: You're absolutely no help today.

Help today. >> kanye: Yeah.

>> kanye: Yeah. (laughter)

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>> kim: That was so cute. He brought me flowers and a

he brought me flowers and a card.

Card. Don't you think that was so

don't you think that was so cute?

Cute? >> kanye: Yeah.

>> kanye: Yeah. >> kim: Like, that was very

>> kim: Like, that was very respectable.

Respectable. Should I see what it says?

Should I see what it says? "thank you so much.

"thank you so much. Every ounce of my being

every ounce of my being expresses tremendous gratitude.

Expresses tremendous gratitude. I am thankful for what you are

I am thankful for what you are doing for me.

Doing for me. This is the start towards future

this is the start towards future success, and I have you to thank

success, and I have you to thank for it all.

For it all. Sincerely and humbly, paul."

sincerely and humbly, paul." aw.

Aw. >> kanye: That was fire.

>> kanye: That was fire. That was funny when he was like,

that was funny when he was like, "oh, how did you do it?"

"oh, how did you do it?" he was like, "well, you know, I

he was like, "well, you know, I reached out to cardi b and then

reached out to cardi b and then I reached out to..."

I reached out to..." wh-who else did he say?

Wh-who else did he say? >> kim: Ariana.

>> kim: Ariana. >> kanye: "ariana grande, but,

>> kanye: "ariana grande, but, you know, you'll do."

you know, you'll do." >> kim: Is that what he said?

>> kim: Is that what he said? >> kanye: Nah, that's not what

>> kanye: Nah, that's not what he said, but it's just funny

he said, but it's just funny that he, like, started

that he, like, started mentioning these other people.

Mentioning these other people. That's, like, when I saw this

that's, like, when I saw this make-a-wish kid and he said,

make-a-wish kid and he said, "has there ever been anyone that

"has there ever been anyone that you ever wanted to meet that you

you ever wanted to meet that you got to meet?"

got to meet?" and I was like, "aw, the other

and I was like, "aw, the other day I met tom cruise," and he

day I met tom cruise," and he was like, "aw, man, I didn't

was like, "aw, man, I didn't think of him."

think of him." like, he had wasted his wish on

like, he had wasted his wish on me. (laughs)

me. (laughs) "I could've had tom cruise?"

"I could've had tom cruise?" โ™ช โ™ช

>> kim: I'm really happy that we get the chance to help paul

get the chance to help paul remove his face tattoos.

Remove his face tattoos. There's gonna be about four

there's gonna be about four sessions and this is the first

sessions and this is the first one.

One. >> ourian: Are you nervous?

>> ourian: Are you nervous? A little? I can tell.

A little? I can tell. >> kim: (laughs) when I told dr.

>> kim: (laughs) when I told dr. Ourian about paul, he was so

ourian about paul, he was so happy to travel with me and do

happy to travel with me and do this.

This. He's my go-to cosmetic

he's my go-to cosmetic dermatologist, so I know that I

dermatologist, so I know that I trust him and I'd want him to be

trust him and I'd want him to be here.

Here. >> ourian: Are you ready?

>> ourian: Are you ready? >> paul: Yeah, I'm ready.

>> paul: Yeah, I'm ready. >> assistant: Okay.

>> assistant: Okay. >> ourian: Cool.

>> ourian: Cool. (paul grunts)

(paul grunts) >> ourian: How are you feeling?

>> ourian: How are you feeling? >> paul: That part done hurted.

>> paul: That part done hurted. >> ourian: Less painful than the

>> ourian: Less painful than the actual tattoo?

Actual tattoo? >> paul: No.

>> paul: No. >> assistant: Keep still.

>> assistant: Keep still. (paul grunts, whoops)

(paul grunts, whoops) โ™ช โ™ช

โ™ช โ™ช >> ourian: All done.

>> ourian: All done. >> paul: (grunts) don't try this

>> paul: (grunts) don't try this at home.

At home. (laughter)

(laughter) >> assistant: All right, so you

>> assistant: All right, so you just got a couple more sessions

just got a couple more sessions left to go.

Left to go. >> kim: How was it?

>> kim: How was it? >> paul: Mm, feel like my face

>> paul: Mm, feel like my face has been put in a microwave.

Has been put in a microwave. >> ourian: Yeah, but only half

>> ourian: Yeah, but only half of your face.

Of your face. >> sonia: Well, I'm grateful for

>> sonia: Well, I'm grateful for this opportunity 'cause I doubt

this opportunity 'cause I doubt we would be able to get this

we would be able to get this taken off if it wasn't for you.

Taken off if it wasn't for you. >> kim: I could tell it's gonna

>> kim: I could tell it's gonna look good, though.

Look good, though. >> paul: Yeah, it's gonna be

>> paul: Yeah, it's gonna be gone.

Gone. >> kim: Yeah. It'll be good.

>> kim: Yeah. It'll be good. All right, we're gonna catch our

all right, we're gonna catch our flight home.

Flight home. >> sonia: Thank you so much for

>> sonia: Thank you so much for coming, and I appreciate it.

Coming, and I appreciate it. >> kim: So nice to meet you.

>> kim: So nice to meet you. >> paul: You, too.

>> paul: You, too. >> kim: Good luck with

>> kim: Good luck with everything.

Everything. >> paul: Yes, thank you.

>> paul: Yes, thank you. >> kim: You have to keep us

>> kim: You have to keep us posted on what's going on and

posted on what's going on and how it looks.

How it looks. >> sonia: Definitely.

>> sonia: Definitely. โ™ช โ™ช

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh, are you getting naked?

Getting naked? >> kim: Well, I got to put these

>> kim: Well, I got to put these on 'cause I just feel so much

on 'cause I just feel so much better.

Better. >> khloe: (mocking): So much

>> khloe: (mocking): So much better.

Better. The first time we tried to

the first time we tried to follow kourtney wasn't a

follow kourtney wasn't a success, so we're staked out

success, so we're staked out in front of her house for round

in front of her house for round two.

Two. I almost feel like she loves

I almost feel like she loves playing these games with us.

Playing these games with us. (both scream)

(both scream) okay.

Okay. >> kim: Wait, she's in her aston

>> kim: Wait, she's in her aston martin.

Martin. >> khloe: Yes!

>> khloe: Yes! That's the ho-mobile.

That's the ho-mobile. >> kim: Where is she going?

>> kim: Where is she going? >> khloe: No, for real, this is

>> khloe: No, for real, this is crazy.

Crazy. >> kim: But what's around here?

>> kim: But what's around here? >> khloe: Oh, (bleep), sharp

>> khloe: Oh, (bleep), sharp turn.

Turn. Now we're at topanga canyon.

Now we're at topanga canyon. What?

What? Where in the (bleep) are we

where in the (bleep) are we going?

Going? >> kim: Why are you waiting?

>> kim: Why are you waiting? >> khloe: 'cause I don't want it

>> khloe: 'cause I don't want it to be too (bleep) obvious.

To be too (bleep) obvious. It's a no outlet.

It's a no outlet. >> kim: Where are we?

>> kim: Where are we? >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. We're pulling into a residential

we're pulling into a residential area, and it's... I don't really

area, and it's... I don't really recognize it.

Recognize it. It's... I don't know, it's just

it's... I don't know, it's just a weird place 'cause it's right

a weird place 'cause it's right up the street, it's not far, but

up the street, it's not far, but it's...

It's... >> kim: It's not far, but we

>> kim: It's not far, but we don't know anyone that lives

don't know anyone that lives here.

Here. >> khloe: Right.

>> khloe: Right. >> kim: So it's kind of, like, I

>> kim: So it's kind of, like, I don't know, it's close, but...

Don't know, it's close, but... >> khloe: But still so far.

>> khloe: But still so far. >> kim: Mysterious.

>> kim: Mysterious. Did we just pull up to some

did we just pull up to some random house?

Random house? Wait, wait, she's getting out,

wait, wait, she's getting out, she's getting out.

She's getting out. >> khloe: (gasps) wow, look at

>> khloe: (gasps) wow, look at her outfit.

Her outfit. Where's she going?

Where's she going? Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. >> kim: What the (bleep)?

>> kim: What the (bleep)? Should we go and, like, check it

should we go and, like, check it out?

Out? >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> kim: I don't know exactly

>> kim: I don't know exactly what to expect when we bust

what to expect when we bust kourtney, but I'm hoping that

kourtney, but I'm hoping that this will just remind her that

this will just remind her that this is ultimately a job.

This is ultimately a job. >> khloe: Wait, are we really

>> khloe: Wait, are we really doing this?

Doing this? Like, are we really gonna get

like, are we really gonna get out of the car?

Out of the car? You're the lawyer.

You're the lawyer. Like, can we get in trouble?

Like, can we get in trouble? >> kim: We've come this far.

>> kim: We've come this far. Let's just do it.

Let's just do it. >> khloe: Let's go.

>> khloe: Let's go. >> kim: Ew, there's spiders.

>> kim: Ew, there's spiders. >> khloe: This is a knife.

>> khloe: This is a knife. I need something. (gasps)

I need something. (gasps) oh, (bleep), how did I get back

oh, (bleep), how did I get back over there?

Over there? >> kim: Oh, (bleep), spiders.

>> kim: Oh, (bleep), spiders. (kourtney talking indistinctly

(kourtney talking indistinctly in distance)

in distance) >> khloe: There's a big window.

>> khloe: There's a big window. Oh, my god, quick.

Oh, my god, quick. >> kim: What?

>> kim: What? Khloe.

Khloe. >> khloe: (gasps) oh, my g-- oh,

>> khloe: (gasps) oh, my g-- oh, (bleep).

(bleep). >> kim: Did she see you?

>> kim: Did she see you? >> khloe: I don't know.

>> khloe: I don't know. (kourtney talking indistinctly)

>> kim: What's our plan? >> kourtney: (bleep), you guys.

>> kourtney: (bleep), you guys. >> kim: Oh, my god.

>> kim: Oh, my god. >> kourtney: (bleep), why are

>> kourtney: (bleep), why are you guys so in my business?

You guys so in my business? You guys are literally on my

you guys are literally on my dick.

Dick. >> khloe: Whose house is this?

>> khloe: Whose house is this? >> kourtney: I'm not literally

>> kourtney: I'm not literally dating anybody.

Dating anybody. >> khloe: But we don't know

>> khloe: But we don't know 'cause we don't know anything

'cause we don't know anything about you.

(kim and khloe laughing) >> kourtney: What are you guys

>> kourtney: What are you guys doing?

Doing? >> kim: Oh, we just came to lay

>> kim: Oh, we just came to lay out.

Out. >> kourtney: Do you think it's

>> kourtney: Do you think it's funny?

Funny? >> khloe: What're you doing

>> khloe: What're you doing here?

Here? >> kourtney: I'm having a

>> kourtney: I'm having a meeting.

Meeting. >> khloe: With who?

>> khloe: With who? >> kourtney: For poosh.

>> kourtney: For poosh. >> kim: About what?

>> kim: About what? >> kourtney: What does it

>> kourtney: What does it matter?

Matter? You-- why are you guys so in my

you-- why are you guys so in my business?

Business? You guys are literally on my

you guys are literally on my dick.

Dick. >> khloe: Whose house is this?

>> khloe: Whose house is this? >> kourtney: It's-- I'm here for

>> kourtney: It's-- I'm here for a meeting.

A meeting. Do you want to come inside?

Do you want to come inside? >> khloe: Possibly.

>> khloe: Possibly. >> kourtney: I'm not literally

>> kourtney: I'm not literally dating anybody.

Dating anybody. >> khloe: But we don't know

>> khloe: But we don't know 'cause we don't know anything

'cause we don't know anything about you.

About you. >> kourtney: What if I actually

>> kourtney: What if I actually was, then what?

Was, then what? Like, you'd bring the cameras

like, you'd bring the cameras here?

Here? It's so disrespectful.

It's so disrespectful. >> khloe: Then, actually, it

>> khloe: Then, actually, it would be on camera.

Would be on camera. >> kourtney: If I have

>> kourtney: If I have boundaries, respect them.

Boundaries, respect them. Just because you love to show

just because you love to show every single thing, 'cause she

every single thing, 'cause she likes to show every single

likes to show every single thing.

Thing. >> khloe: No, I don't like to,

>> khloe: No, I don't like to, it's just...

It's just... >> kourtney: Well, you do,

>> kourtney: Well, you do, clearly.

Clearly. >> khloe: Because that's our

>> khloe: Because that's our job.

Job. >> kourtney: It's not.

>> kourtney: It's not. That's what I'm saying, is

that's what I'm saying, is your-- it's-- there's-- yeah,

your-- it's-- there's-- yeah, there's a fine line.

There's a fine line. >> kim: Our job is being open

>> kim: Our job is being open and honest and sharing a lot of

and honest and sharing a lot of ourselves, and it just seems

ourselves, and it just seems like, for the past few years

like, for the past few years now, kourtney hasn't really been

now, kourtney hasn't really been open about her personal life on

open about her personal life on camera.

Camera. So all of the days that kourtney

so all of the days that kourtney isn't filming, khloe and I are

isn't filming, khloe and I are picking up the slack and having

picking up the slack and having to share more 'cause if we're

to share more 'cause if we're not sharing our lives, then

not sharing our lives, then what is the show?

What is the show? >> khloe: But you don't give

>> khloe: But you don't give anything.

Anything. >> kourtney: Right, I don't want

>> kourtney: Right, I don't want to share some pers-- certain

to share some pers-- certain personal things.

Personal things. >> khloe: You think it's fair

>> khloe: You think it's fair that you just coast through

that you just coast through life?

Life? >> kourtney: But what's

>> kourtney: But what's important to you to share

important to you to share and-and important-- I said I

and-and important-- I said I will not share my relationship,

will not share my relationship, that's it.

That's it. >> khloe: I would rather share

>> khloe: I would rather share never a thing.

Never a thing. >> kourtney: Okay, but I shared

>> kourtney: Okay, but I shared my breakdown, crying about

my breakdown, crying about having anxiety.

Having anxiety. I share other things.

I share other things. >> khloe: You shared that?

>> khloe: You shared that? That happened naturally on

that happened naturally on camera.

Camera. >> kourtney: Right, but I'm not

>> kourtney: Right, but I'm not like, "turn the cameras off."

this is so crazy. If they wanted privacy, I would

if they wanted privacy, I would never follow them or, like,

never follow them or, like, expose them.

Expose them. We're all different, and

we're all different, and this is the kind of stuff that

this is the kind of stuff that makes me feel that they put the

makes me feel that they put the show over me and my well-being

show over me and my well-being and protecting me and just me as

and protecting me and just me as a person.

A person. If I'm not dating anyone and I'm

if I'm not dating anyone and I'm here for a meeting, what am I

here for a meeting, what am I hiding?

Hiding? >> khloe: What the (bleep)?

>> khloe: What the (bleep)? >> kim: Khlo, let's go.

>> kim: Khlo, let's go. >> kourtney: ...The fact that

>> kourtney: ...The fact that you don't believe me...

You don't believe me... โ™ช โ™ช

>> scott: Khlo, this looks unbelievable.

Unbelievable. >> kim: Yeah, looks great,

>> kim: Yeah, looks great, right? So much better.

Right? So much better. >> scott: 1,000 times better.

>> scott: 1,000 times better. >> khloe: Um...

>> khloe: Um... >> scott: I love it.

>> scott: I love it. >> kim: I've done my due

>> kim: I've done my due diligence on us.

Diligence on us. So, overall, a sense of escapism

so, overall, a sense of escapism is important to maintain as it

is important to maintain as it draws viewers in and keeps them

draws viewers in and keeps them tuned in.

Tuned in. I love getting fan perspective

I love getting fan perspective of every project that I'm

of every project that I'm working on.

Working on. So the show is a project-- I

so the show is a project-- I mean, it's our real lives, but

mean, it's our real lives, but we open up ourselves, and it is

we open up ourselves, and it is a tv show at the end of the day.

A tv show at the end of the day. So my publicist sends me this

so my publicist sends me this analysis that they've done for

analysis that they've done for this season of our show, and to

this season of our show, and to see what people are into and

see what people are into and what they're not into.

What they're not into. "kim, kourtney, and khloe, the

"kim, kourtney, and khloe, the trio of relationships is a key

trio of relationships is a key driver of interest.

Driver of interest. Khloe, by far, the favorite.

Khloe, by far, the favorite. Funniest, realest, relatable,

funniest, realest, relatable, voice of reason.

Voice of reason. Um, kim, interest to see more of

um, kim, interest to see more of her relationship with kanye.

Her relationship with kanye. It feels like a whole aspect of

it feels like a whole aspect of her life that we haven't had

her life that we haven't had access to."

access to." I am the one that signed up to

I am the one that signed up to do the show.

Do the show. So, like, I don't show

so, like, I don't show everything about kanye, but

everything about kanye, but I've still figured out how to

I've still figured out how to share so much to where,

share so much to where, you know, I do believe the fans

you know, I do believe the fans get an inside look of my

get an inside look of my relationship and who we're...

Relationship and who we're... Who we are, but I also

who we are, but I also respect kanye.

Respect kanye. Um, scott, 48%...

Um, scott, 48%... >> khloe: Woot-woot!

>> khloe: Woot-woot! >> kim: ...Want to see more of

>> kim: ...Want to see more of him; that's amazing.

Him; that's amazing. >> scott: Hurrah.

>> scott: Hurrah. >> kim: "he's the antagonist of

>> kim: "he's the antagonist of the show, but in a fun way.

The show, but in a fun way. An entertaining villain."

an entertaining villain." people want to see more pranks,

people want to see more pranks, podcast humor.

Podcast humor. Kourtney.

Kourtney. "there is a perception that she

"there is a perception that she hides a lot of her life from

hides a lot of her life from the cameras."

the cameras." >> khloe: No (bleep), sherlock.

>> khloe: No (bleep), sherlock. >> kim: Yep.

>> kim: Yep. Like, you know, we got into a

like, you know, we got into a huge fight about, like,

huge fight about, like, boundaries; she has a boundary

boundaries; she has a boundary for everything.

For everything. >> scott: Well, she doesn't

>> scott: Well, she doesn't really get held accountable.

Really get held accountable. >> khloe: Yes.

>> khloe: Yes. >> kim: That's the thing.

>> kim: That's the thing. Like, I have so many things on

like, I have so many things on my plate that she actually

my plate that she actually doesn't have, and I still am

doesn't have, and I still am able to make it work.

Able to make it work. >> khloe: I'm not surprised that

>> khloe: I'm not surprised that the report says that people

the report says that people don't feel like they know the

don't feel like they know the real kourtney, 'cause sometimes

real kourtney, 'cause sometimes I don't think kim and I feel

I don't think kim and I feel like we know the real kourtney.

Like we know the real kourtney. If kourtney can't figure out how

if kourtney can't figure out how to manage sharing when everyone

to manage sharing when everyone else has figured it out, that's

else has figured it out, that's when it becomes frustrating.

When it becomes frustrating. When I found out I was pregnant,

when I found out I was pregnant, I told production before I told

I told production before I told my family members, because I

my family members, because I wanted them to be able to

wanted them to be able to capture when I first told my

capture when I first told my family something like that.

Family something like that. So I think it's also just when

so I think it's also just when big things are happening in one

big things are happening in one of our lives, it's our job to

of our lives, it's our job to articulate that to the powers

articulate that to the powers that be and make sure that all

that be and make sure that all of this is captured and

of this is captured and documented in an appropriate

documented in an appropriate way.

Way. >> kim: And it's so fun like

>> kim: And it's so fun like that, though, 'cause we get to

that, though, 'cause we get to have these real moments on

have these real moments on camera.

Camera. >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. >> lamar: Would you marry me?

>> lamar: Would you marry me? >> khloe: Oh...

>> khloe: Oh... >> kris: Yay!

>> kris: Yay! >> tristan: Koko, want to throw

>> tristan: Koko, want to throw the hammer down?

The hammer down? >> khloe: We're having a baby.

>> khloe: We're having a baby. (all exclaiming)

(all exclaiming) >> kourtney: Oh, my god!

>> kourtney: Oh, my god! (indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter) (true crying)

(gasping) >> kanye: Will you marry me?

>> kim: I'm pregnant. >> scott: No.

>> scott: No. (laughter)

(laughter) no.

No. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> scott: Is it-- say bible.

>> scott: Is it-- say bible. >> kim: Bible.

>> kim: Bible. >> scott: With ye's?

>> scott: With ye's? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: That's part of our job

>> khloe: That's part of our job is also to say, "okay, there's,

is also to say, "okay, there's, you know, we've got to do this."

you know, we've got to do this." and it's a great, like, memory

and it's a great, like, memory to have, and things to look back

to have, and things to look back on, and I don't know what is so

on, and I don't know what is so difficult for kourtney to get.

Difficult for kourtney to get. So what do we do now, kids?

So what do we do now, kids? >> kim: I don't know.

>> kim: I don't know. I don't think any of us have an

I don't think any of us have an answer.

Answer. >> kourtney: It's okay if you

>> kourtney: It's okay if you want to come.

Want to come. >> kim: Oh, no, we're filming.

>> kim: Oh, no, we're filming. We have a job.

We have a job. >> khloe: We're working.

>> khloe: We're working. >> kourtney: Stop with your

>> kourtney: Stop with your attitude.

Attitude. >> kim: We have a proposal for

>> kim: We have a proposal for you-- it starts with an "f" and

you-- it starts with an "f" and ends with a "d."

ends with a "d." >> khloe: Ooh.

You know, kourtney, when it comes to any sort of issues that

comes to any sort of issues that we're having, she chooses to not

we're having, she chooses to not engage.

Engage. She wants to just act like

she wants to just act like nothing's going on and ignore

nothing's going on and ignore it, and that's not the way to

it, and that's not the way to resolve anything.

Resolve anything. >> kim: And we don't know how to

>> kim: And we don't know how to express to her that she needs to

express to her that she needs to hold her end of the weight, and

hold her end of the weight, and her end of the bargain, and the

her end of the bargain, and the exact same thing that all of us

exact same thing that all of us are doing, she's not doing,

are doing, she's not doing, and it's really frustrating.

And it's really frustrating. >> khloe: So we've got to call

>> khloe: So we've got to call kourtney and really try to find

kourtney and really try to find out a solution, and how we're

out a solution, and how we're gonna compromise, and what are

gonna compromise, and what are we gonna do moving forward?

We gonna do moving forward? (line ringing)

>> kourtney: Khlo, I'm here with khadijah and sarah.

Khadijah and sarah. We're cooking.

We're cooking. You don't understand how good

you don't understand how good the food looks.

The food looks. If you want to come--

if you want to come-- kim, you can come, too.

Kim, you can come, too. We're making moroccan food.

We're making moroccan food. It looks so good.

It looks so good. >> penelope: Yeah, it is so

>> penelope: Yeah, it is so good.

Good. >> kim: Oh, no, we're filming.

>> kim: Oh, no, we're filming. We have a job.

We have a job. >> khloe: We're working.

>> khloe: We're working. >> kim: Yeah, we have a job.

>> kim: Yeah, we have a job. I am so happy for kourtney.

I am so happy for kourtney. If she needs time away or a

if she needs time away or a break or something...

Break or something... However, the anger and

however, the anger and frustration for khloe and I is

frustration for khloe and I is we are putting in more work,

we are putting in more work, covering her hours.

Covering her hours. >> kourtney: Kim, stop with your

>> kourtney: Kim, stop with your attitude, honestly.

Attitude, honestly. >> kim: Oh, just wait.

>> kim: Oh, just wait. >> kourtney: You're just...

>> kourtney: You're just... >> kim: Just wait.

>> kim: Just wait. >> kourtney: Just wait for what?

>> kourtney: Just wait for what? >> kim: We have a proposal for

>> kim: We have a proposal for you-- it starts with an "f" and

you-- it starts with an "f" and ends with a "d."

ends with a "d." >> kourtney: I am down.

>> kourtney: I am down. >> khloe: Well, okay.

>> khloe: Well, okay. >> kim: Okrrr.

>> kim: Okrrr. Remember you said it.

Remember you said it. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. But, like, what's up with the

but, like, what's up with the meanness?

Meanness? >> kim: We've tried to say it

>> kim: We've tried to say it every other way, and you don't

every other way, and you don't get it, so...

Get it, so... >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. I'm just trying to invite you

I'm just trying to invite you for some dinner, but...

For some dinner, but... >> khloe: I said...

>> khloe: I said... Why is she...?

Why is she...? (phone chiming)

(phone chiming) she cannot handle it.

She cannot handle it. And if she's so fine, then she

and if she's so fine, then she should be fine.

Should be fine. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: Oh, my god, kourtney

>> khloe: Oh, my god, kourtney said, "that's all (bleep).

Said, "that's all (bleep). (bleep) you both."

(bleep) you both." then she said, "with your bad

then she said, "with your bad vibes.

Vibes. How dare anyone disrespect me

how dare anyone disrespect me like that in front of my

like that in front of my daughter?

Daughter? I'm now crying when I have

I'm now crying when I have people over, taking...

People over, taking... A cooking lesson and have a

a cooking lesson and have a nice night..."

nice night..." no.

No. >> kim: Come on, I need to go--

>> kim: Come on, I need to go-- I need to go off on her.

I need to go off on her. >> khloe: Don't call her.

>> khloe: Don't call her. >> kim: Crying?

>> kim: Crying? >> khloe: You guys gotta be

>> khloe: You guys gotta be stronger.

Stronger. You and kourtney are like...

You and kourtney are like... >> kim: Crying?!

>> kim: Crying?! >> kourtney: If kim thinks she

>> kourtney: If kim thinks she has the power to fire me from

has the power to fire me from our family show, it's just

our family show, it's just crazy.

Crazy. It's just like, sometimes we

it's just like, sometimes we just need a break, and I don't

just need a break, and I don't want to film with kim.

Want to film with kim. >> khloe: She's just a (bleep)

>> khloe: She's just a (bleep) cranky bitch.

Cranky bitch. >> kim: Makes my... Blood boil.

>> kim: Makes my... Blood boil. >> khloe: Just so crazy.

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>> khloe: Do we seriously want to talk about...

To talk about... Like, I'm so pissed at mom.

Like, I'm so pissed at mom. I mean, I saw corey standing out

I mean, I saw corey standing out in the front yard.

In the front yard. So do we just go over there and,

so do we just go over there and, like, ambush them?

Like, ambush them? >> kim: Should we?

>> kim: Should we? >> khloe: Mom was like, "if I'm

>> khloe: Mom was like, "if I'm feeling okay, I'll come over

feeling okay, I'll come over there.

There. I'll make my way across the

I'll make my way across the street."

street." I'm like, "what the (bleep) else

I'm like, "what the (bleep) else are you doing?"

are you doing?" >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: We're literally

>> khloe: We're literally falling like flies, and it's not

falling like flies, and it's not funny.

Funny. >> kim: So, my mom came up with

>> kim: So, my mom came up with the term "mothership," and she

the term "mothership," and she said, "no matter what, we'll

said, "no matter what, we'll always do our show until it

always do our show until it stops being fun, and we'll

stops being fun, and we'll always have our mothership."

always have our mothership." not only has kourtney checked

not only has kourtney checked out, but...

Out, but... >> khloe: Kris jenner does not--

>> khloe: Kris jenner does not-- >> kim: Kris jenner has

>> kim: Kris jenner has abandoned the mothership as

abandoned the mothership as well.

Well. >> khloe: Right.

>> khloe: Right. Her and kourtney are on their

her and kourtney are on their own ship.

Own ship. >> kim: Yacht.

>> kim: Yacht. >> khloe: I'm calling her.

>> khloe: I'm calling her. I'm pissed.

Hey. >> kris: Hi.

>> kris: Hi. >> khloe: We're disinviting you

>> khloe: We're disinviting you from christmas eve now.

From christmas eve now. >> kris: Why? What did I do now?

>> kris: Why? What did I do now? >> khloe: It's really bothersome

>> khloe: It's really bothersome to kim and I that we, like, bust

to kim and I that we, like, bust our ass, and we film all the

our ass, and we film all the time, we're open.

Time, we're open. We don't have a ton of

we don't have a ton of boundaries, in our opinion, not

boundaries, in our opinion, not in comparison to I don't even--

in comparison to I don't even-- no, kourtney is--

no, kourtney is-- it's like kourtney gives us

it's like kourtney gives us n-nothing.

N-nothing. They get all my cheating stuff.

They get all my cheating stuff. They get all this other (bleep)

they get all this other (bleep) that I wish would go away, that

that I wish would go away, that I'm stripped in the blogs for

I'm stripped in the blogs for being the most pathetic human

being the most pathetic human being.

Being. 'cause all they talk about is

'cause all they talk about is what a loser I am.

What a loser I am. Is it my job?

Is it my job? Sure, I take one for the family

sure, I take one for the family team.

Team. >> kris: I don't disagree with

>> kris: I don't disagree with that.

That. >> khloe: Right, but then you,

>> khloe: Right, but then you, as our manager, you should want

as our manager, you should want this show to be successful,

this show to be successful, and you should talk to kourtney

and you should talk to kourtney and say, "okay, kourtney, if

and say, "okay, kourtney, if you're not willing to bring

you're not willing to bring anything to the table, then

anything to the table, then you're done."

you're done." it's just so...

It's just so... >> kim: Everyone needs a (bleep)

>> kim: Everyone needs a (bleep) consequence.

Consequence. >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. >> kim: Let's show her.

>> kim: Let's show her. If she doesn't want to show up,

if she doesn't want to show up, she doesn't want to work, she

she doesn't want to work, she has too many (bleep) boundaries,

has too many (bleep) boundaries, she's out.

She's out. >> kris: I'm sorry you feel that

>> kris: I'm sorry you feel that way.

Way. I think you guys are crazy.

I think you guys are crazy. >> khloe: Oh, well, we both feel

>> khloe: Oh, well, we both feel this way, not 'cause we're

this way, not 'cause we're making it up.

Making it up. >> kris: ...Come over there and

>> kris: ...Come over there and film in my pajamas...

Film in my pajamas... >> khloe: I want you--

>> khloe: I want you-- it's not just today, mom.

It's not just today, mom. This is serious.

This is serious. It's not something that you're

it's not something that you're gonna get by with us on a phone

gonna get by with us on a phone call, and then you're like,

call, and then you're like, okay, you pacified us for a

okay, you pacified us for a second, no.

Second, no. What do you bring to the table?

What do you bring to the table? >> kris: What do you want me to

>> kris: What do you want me to do?

Do? >> khloe: Step it the (bleep)

>> khloe: Step it the (bleep) up!

Up! >> kris: If you don't want me on

>> kris: If you don't want me on the show, I don't have to be on

the show, I don't have to be on the show.

The show. >> kim: All right, so let's kick

>> kim: All right, so let's kick off you and kourtney.

Off you and kourtney. >> khloe: You and kourtney are

>> khloe: You and kourtney are gone.

Gone. Cue the cough.

Cue the cough. (kris coughing)

(kris coughing) >> kim: Hang up on her.

>> kim: Hang up on her. >> kourtney: How annoying are

>> kourtney: How annoying are kim and khloe?

Kim and khloe? >> kris: The most annoying

>> kris: The most annoying because we don't share anything.

Because we don't share anything. >> kourtney: I shared everything

>> kourtney: I shared everything from my relationship with scott,

from my relationship with scott, everything, and it was horrible

everything, and it was horrible for our relationship.

For our relationship. >> kris: It's a (bleep) show.

>> kris: It's a (bleep) show. So I want to check in on

so I want to check in on everybody.

Everybody. I hate it when the girls fight

I hate it when the girls fight like this, so I just want to get

like this, so I just want to get everybody together so we can all

everybody together so we can all talk about it.

Talk about it. >> kourtney: I need to have some

>> kourtney: I need to have some things to myself.

Things to myself. >> kim: But you've got to budge

>> kim: But you've got to budge at some point.

At some point. >> kourtney: I'm not going to

>> kourtney: I'm not going to change my boundaries.

>> kim: Look what the wind blew in.

In. >> khloe: How are you?

>> khloe: How are you? >> kris: Not great.

>> kris: Not great. >> kim: Well, we're glad you

>> kim: Well, we're glad you showed up.

Showed up. (kris coughing)

(kris coughing) (khloe sighs)

(khloe sighs) (coughing continues)

(coughing continues) >> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm. (kris coughing)

(kris coughing) so, mom, what's happening in

so, mom, what's happening in your life?

Your life? You have jennifer lawrence

you have jennifer lawrence coming over tomorrow.

Coming over tomorrow. I bet you're gonna feel fine for

I bet you're gonna feel fine for that.

That. >> kris: I don't know.

>> kris: I don't know. I was thinking about cancelling,

I was thinking about cancelling, or postponing it for another

or postponing it for another night.

Night. >> kim: Oh, please.

>> kim: Oh, please. You would literally wake up from

you would literally wake up from the (bleep) grave to do that.

The (bleep) grave to do that. >> khloe: Right.

>> khloe: Right. (phone chimes)

(phone chimes) thank you for contributing for

thank you for contributing for today.

Today. >> kris: Sorry I wasn't very

>> kris: Sorry I wasn't very exciting.

Exciting. (phone chimes)

(phone chimes) >> khloe: Malika's so funny.

>> khloe: Malika's so funny. >> kim: Why?

>> kim: Why? >> khloe: I just think she's a

>> khloe: I just think she's a lunatic.

Lunatic. Khadijah is on her way to

khadijah is on her way to kourtney's house.

Kourtney's house. >> kim: Are we filming that?

>> kim: Are we filming that? >> khloe: No. She won't--

>> khloe: No. She won't-- are you kidding?

Are you kidding? >> kris: No. I asked her.

>> kris: No. I asked her. She gave me a no.

She gave me a no. She gave me a flat-ass no.

She gave me a flat-ass no. >> kim: What?

>> kim: What? >> kris: You guys yell at me?

>> kris: You guys yell at me? >> khloe: She won't let--

>> khloe: She won't let-- oh, kourtney--

oh, kourtney-- >> kim: No, she's the one that's

>> kim: No, she's the one that's officially fired.

Officially fired. You showed up, you passed the

you showed up, you passed the test, you can stay on.

Test, you can stay on. >> kris: Oh, passed the test?

>> kris: Oh, passed the test? Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. For the show that I created.

For the show that I created. >> khloe: Lord knows you didn't

>> khloe: Lord knows you didn't make it last this long.

Make it last this long. โ™ช โ™ช

>> kourtney: What are you looking at?

Looking at? >> kris: What's "2017 to 2018"?

>> kris: What's "2017 to 2018"? >> kourtney: Dani made it for

>> kourtney: Dani made it for me; she made it for my birthday.

Me; she made it for my birthday. >> kris: Aw.

>> kris: Aw. >> kourtney: But it's, like, all

>> kourtney: But it's, like, all the outfits.

The outfits. >> kris: Oh, my god, that's so

>> kris: Oh, my god, that's so cool.

Cool. What a great idea.

What a great idea. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kris: I would use her as a

>> kris: I would use her as a stylist just to get the book

stylist just to get the book every year.

Every year. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. Um, anyways, how annoying are

um, anyways, how annoying are kim and khloe lately?

Kim and khloe lately? >> kris: The most annoying

>> kris: The most annoying because we don't share anything.

Because we don't share anything. >> kourtney: I feel drained,

>> kourtney: I feel drained, like, energetically.

Like, energetically. >> kris: Like I do every day of

>> kris: Like I do every day of the week.

The week. >> kourtney: Like, you feel

>> kourtney: Like, you feel drained.

Drained. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kourtney: You cannot give

>> kourtney: You cannot give yourself.

Yourself. >> kris: Amen.

>> kris: Amen. >> kourtney: So, like, I feel...

>> kourtney: So, like, I feel... >> kris: Can I have an amen?

>> kris: Can I have an amen? >> kourtney: I feel like I'm...

>> kourtney: I feel like I'm... >> kris: Yes.

>> kris: Yes. >> kourtney: ...Drained, but

>> kourtney: ...Drained, but also, they can't give me, like,

also, they can't give me, like, one second to breathe?

One second to breathe? >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kourtney: They followed me.

>> kourtney: They followed me. I had to go to a meeting.

I had to go to a meeting. And they were creeping...

And they were creeping... >> kris: Stop.

>> kris: Stop. >> kourtney: ...In the guy's

>> kourtney: ...In the guy's backyard.

Backyard. >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. >> kourtney: And they, you know,

>> kourtney: And they, you know, were just so mean.

Were just so mean. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kourtney: And the fact that

>> kourtney: And the fact that they are gonna act that way to

they are gonna act that way to their family and put a job above

their family and put a job above their family...

Their family... >> kris: Here's the thing.

>> kris: Here's the thing. They're trying to give tough

they're trying to give tough love.

Love. >> kourtney: Mm-hmm.

>> kourtney: Mm-hmm. >> kris: And I think-- I truly

>> kris: And I think-- I truly believe that they're coming from

believe that they're coming from a good place, but I feel like

a good place, but I feel like they're just going about it the

they're just going about it the wrong way.

Wrong way. >> kourtney: Mm-hmm.

>> kourtney: Mm-hmm. >> kris: And I think it's really

>> kris: And I think it's really unfair for anybody to judge.

Unfair for anybody to judge. I think we just all have to do

I think we just all have to do the best we can.

The best we can. >> kourtney: Right, but...

>> kourtney: Right, but... >> kris: Every time everyone

>> kris: Every time everyone starts judging, it's a (bleep)

starts judging, it's a (bleep) show.

Show. If you guys start saying, "well,

if you guys start saying, "well, this one's not filming and this

this one's not filming and this one filmed for four hours and

one filmed for four hours and this one was here 15 minutes..."

this one was here 15 minutes..." >> kourtney: But also, it's...

>> kourtney: But also, it's... >> kris: ...It creates this.

>> kris: ...It creates this. Everybody has their...

Everybody has their... >> kourtney: Moment of sharing.

>> kourtney: Moment of sharing. I shared everything from my

I shared everything from my relationship with scott.

Relationship with scott. Everything.

Everything. To where all these people were

to where all these people were involved in my relationship, and

involved in my relationship, and it was horrible for our

it was horrible for our relationship.

Relationship. >> kris: I know it's hard.

>> kris: I know it's hard. >> kourtney: I, of course, am

>> kourtney: I, of course, am grateful for all the years of

grateful for all the years of filming our show, but, you know,

filming our show, but, you know, I've spent so many years

I've spent so many years on camera, and I'm just in a

on camera, and I'm just in a different headspace.

Different headspace. >> scott: It's just been a

>> scott: It's just been a really hard time, going from,

really hard time, going from, like, having all of you guys to

like, having all of you guys to having nobody, you know?

Having nobody, you know? >> kylie: Ew!

>> kylie: Ew! >> kourtney: My water broke.

>> kourtney: My water broke. Is anything going in it?

Is anything going in it? >> kylie: I don't know, I don't

>> kylie: I don't know, I don't want to see!

Want to see! >> kourtney: It's dripping down

>> kourtney: It's dripping down my legs.

My legs. I have so much and I should just

I have so much and I should just be so happy.

Be so happy. What am I doing?

What am I doing? It just was a lot of pressure on

it just was a lot of pressure on an everyday life, and I've just

an everyday life, and I've just outgrown that.

Outgrown that. I think the private moments are

I think the private moments are so special, and I just need more

so special, and I just need more of them.

Of them. >> kris: It's definitely, um, a

>> kris: It's definitely, um, a challenge.

Challenge. It's a great job, it's the

it's a great job, it's the foundation for so many other

foundation for so many other things we do and I'm so grateful

things we do and I'm so grateful for it, I am.

For it, I am. It's what got us to here, so I

it's what got us to here, so I love that.

Love that. >> kourtney: No, I'm grateful,

>> kourtney: No, I'm grateful, too.

Too. The thing that I don't like is

the thing that I don't like is when I feel as if they put work

when I feel as if they put work in front of, like, the

in front of, like, the well-being of one of us.

Well-being of one of us. I would fight for them if they

I would fight for them if they said these are their boundaries

said these are their boundaries and whatever.

And whatever. I would stick up for them, so

I would stick up for them, so I'm like, "why do you not stick

I'm like, "why do you not stick up for me and get that those are

up for me and get that those are things that I need?"

things that I need?" >> kris: We just need to sit

>> kris: We just need to sit down with them and press reset

down with them and press reset and start fresh.

And start fresh. >> kourtney: Everyone just...

>> kourtney: Everyone just... >> kris: Fresh attitude.

>> kris: Fresh attitude. >> kourtney: ...Has to be more

>> kourtney: ...Has to be more understanding.

Understanding. >> kris: I agree.

>> kris: I agree. >> kourtney: We've shared our

>> kourtney: We've shared our lives for so many years.

Lives for so many years. And been vulnerable and, you

and been vulnerable and, you know, had so much exposed.

Know, had so much exposed. >> kris: I think what happens is

>> kris: I think what happens is over time, it grinds on you.

Over time, it grinds on you. I totally understand where

I totally understand where you're coming from.

You're coming from. >> kourtney: Yeah, and I think

>> kourtney: Yeah, and I think what people don't realize is

what people don't realize is you live the moment, you then

you live the moment, you then have to talk about it again in

have to talk about it again in these interviews, and then you

these interviews, and then you have to watch it again on tv and

have to watch it again on tv and see everyone comment on it.

See everyone comment on it. It can really mess with you and

it can really mess with you and drain you, I think, over time.

>> kris: All right. I have to rush to a meeting.

I have to rush to a meeting. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. >> kris: So, I love you and I've

>> kris: So, I love you and I've got your back.

Got your back. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kris: You know?

>> kris: You know? And I love you very much, kourt.

And I love you very much, kourt. >> kourtney: I love you.

>> kourtney: I love you. >> kris: Okay.

>> kris: Okay. I'll see you later.

I'll see you later. Can't wait to film with you

can't wait to film with you later!

Later! Ha, ha.

Ha, ha. โ™ช โ™ช

>> khloe: My mom has always taught us to be vulnerable, be

taught us to be vulnerable, be open books.

Open books. But for some reason, my mom, I

but for some reason, my mom, I think, forgot her own words of

think, forgot her own words of wisdom.

Wisdom. So I have a little trick planned

so I have a little trick planned for her.

For her. Would you like to listen to some

would you like to listen to some music?

Music? >> kris: Sure.

>> kris: Sure. >> khloe: Oh, my god, I have the

>> khloe: Oh, my god, I have the best song.

Best song. Hold on.

Hold on. >> kris: Best song?

>> kris: Best song? (over speakers): You know what?

(over speakers): You know what? It's too much trouble to try...

It's too much trouble to try... >> khloe: I love this song.

>> khloe: I love this song. >> kris: ...And keep secrets.

>> kris: ...And keep secrets. That's more work than it is just

that's more work than it is just to let it roll.

To let it roll. And it's worked for us that way.

And it's worked for us that way. I think that what you see is

I think that what you see is what you get.

You see all of our personalities, good and bad.

Personalities, good and bad. Where did you get this?

Where did you get this? Everything, warts and all.

Everything, warts and all. >> khloe: I decided to take one

>> khloe: I decided to take one of my mom's radio interviews

of my mom's radio interviews that she did, just about, like,

that she did, just about, like, how open and honest we all

how open and honest we all should be.

Should be. Because I figure maybe she

because I figure maybe she doesn't remember.

Doesn't remember. And I don't feel like she's

and I don't feel like she's carrying enough weight of the

carrying enough weight of the workload.

Workload. So this will be interesting.

So this will be interesting. >> kris: It's too much trouble

>> kris: It's too much trouble to try to hold things back and

to try to hold things back and keep secrets.

Keep secrets. That's more work...

That's more work... >> khloe: โ™ช it's too much

>> khloe: โ™ช it's too much trouble! โ™ช

trouble! โ™ช >> kris: This is a terrible

>> kris: This is a terrible song.

Song. I think that what you see is

I think that what you see is what you get.

What you get. >> khloe: โ™ช what you see is what

>> khloe: โ™ช what you see is what you get. โ™ช

you get. โ™ช >> kris: Everything, warts

>> kris: Everything, warts and all.

And all. You know what, it's too much

you know what, it's too much trouble...

Trouble... >> khloe: All right, listen.

>> khloe: All right, listen. >> kris: Preaching to the

>> kris: Preaching to the choir-- I'm listening.

Choir-- I'm listening. How could I miss it?

How could I miss it? >> khloe: I love this song.

>> khloe: I love this song. >> kris: Turn it off.

>> kris: Turn it off. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. >> kim: You got to budge at some

>> kim: You got to budge at some point.

Point. >> kourtney: What is there that

>> kourtney: What is there that you're missing out on?

You're missing out on? >> kim: You don't talk about

>> kim: You don't talk about your boyfriend, you don't talk

your boyfriend, you don't talk about...

About... >> kourtney: I don't have a

>> kourtney: I don't have a boyfriend.

Boyfriend. >> producer: Or, like, dating.

>> producer: Or, like, dating. >> kim: Or dating.

>> kim: Or dating. >> kourtney: I don't date.

>> kourtney: I don't date. >> kim: Or your last boyfriend.

>> kim: Or your last boyfriend. >> kourtney: The show is not my

>> kourtney: The show is not my only thing in life.

Only thing in life. I need to have some things to

I need to have some things to myself.

Myself. >> kris: This is never gonna get

>> kris: This is never gonna get resolved.

>> kris: I get it. Turn it off.

Turn it off. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. >> khloe: I'm just saying, warts

>> khloe: I'm just saying, warts and all.

And all. >> kris: I get what you're

>> kris: I get what you're saying.

Saying. I really do.

I really do. But right now, my life...

But right now, my life... >> khloe: Yeah?

>> khloe: Yeah? >> kris: ...Is not that

>> kris: ...Is not that interesting.

Interesting. All I do is work.

All I do is work. >> khloe: But let us...

>> khloe: But let us... >> kris: Be the judge.

>> kris: Be the judge. >> khloe: ...Decide.

>> khloe: ...Decide. >> kris: Okay.

>> kris: Okay. >> khloe: Go back to-- where's

>> khloe: Go back to-- where's the old kris jenner?

The old kris jenner? >> kris: I get the message, loud

>> kris: I get the message, loud and clear.

And clear. A great delivery, you made your

a great delivery, you made your point clear in a very beautiful

point clear in a very beautiful way, and I understand what

way, and I understand what you're trying to say.

You're trying to say. >> khloe: Thank you.

>> khloe: Thank you. >> kris: You see everything,

>> kris: You see everything, warts and all.

Warts and all. >> khloe: Warts and all.

>> khloe: Warts and all. >> kris: I've heard it...

>> kris: I've heard it... >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. >> kris: ...500 times.

>> kris: ...500 times. >> khloe: Honestly, I can't

>> khloe: Honestly, I can't listen to this anymore.

Listen to this anymore. You're lucky.

You're lucky. Oh, no.

Oh, no. (kris laughs)

(kris laughs) won't even pause.

Won't even pause. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. (sneezing)

(sneezing) whoo!

Whoo! >> kris: You see all of our

>> kris: You see all of our personalities...

Personalities... >> khloe: Why won't it stop?

>> khloe: Why won't it stop? Stop!

Stop! Stop it.

Stop it. >> kris: It's too much

>> kris: It's too much trouble...

Trouble... >> khloe: You know what?

>> khloe: You know what? >> kris: God's punishing you.

>> kris: God's punishing you. >> khloe: Had to undo it.

>> khloe: Had to undo it. โ™ช โ™ช

>> khloe: Hi. >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. >> kris: So I want to check in

>> kris: So I want to check in on everybody about the show.

We've been doing this a really long time.

Long time. Things change, and we're all

things change, and we're all trying to keep everybody happy.

Trying to keep everybody happy. I hate it when the girls fight

I hate it when the girls fight like this, so I just want to get

like this, so I just want to get everybody together so we can all

everybody together so we can all talk about it.

Talk about it. You know, and once and for all.

You know, and once and for all. And of course I want production

and of course I want production there, so we can kind of air out

there, so we can kind of air out all of our feelings.

All of our feelings. >> khloe: Where do we stand with

>> khloe: Where do we stand with what we're comfortable filming,

what we're comfortable filming, what we're not comfortable

what we're not comfortable filming?

Filming? Sharing?

All right. >> kim: I don't think you and I

>> kim: I don't think you and I have to answer.

Have to answer. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> producer: Yeah, I think kim

>> producer: Yeah, I think kim and... Kim and khloe have shared

and... Kim and khloe have shared a lot.

A lot. >> kourtney: I think everyone

>> kourtney: I think everyone knows what my boundaries are.

Knows what my boundaries are. I don't feel like there's much

I don't feel like there's much more that I can give.

More that I can give. I have other things to squeeze

I have other things to squeeze into my day.

Into my day. Not only is it other work, I had

not only is it other work, I had three parent-teacher conferences

three parent-teacher conferences this week.

This week. The show is not my only thing in

the show is not my only thing in life.

>> kim: I understand that if I have a parent-teacher conference

have a parent-teacher conference like she's complaining she has,

like she's complaining she has, I'll drop my kids off at school,

I'll drop my kids off at school, go do my parent-teacher

go do my parent-teacher conference, come home, stop in

conference, come home, stop in my law office.

My law office. I'm in the middle of campaigns

I'm in the middle of campaigns for my beauty fragrance, skims.

For my beauty fragrance, skims. But with all of these things

but with all of these things that I'm doing, I still manage

that I'm doing, I still manage to share my life.

To share my life. And there's a camera following

and there's a camera following me doing all of these things.

Me doing all of these things. Just, the excuses don't make a

just, the excuses don't make a whole lot of sense to me.

Whole lot of sense to me. >> khloe: I don't think anybody

>> khloe: I don't think anybody has an issue with your

has an issue with your boundaries with your kids.

Boundaries with your kids. >> kourtney: I have things I do

>> kourtney: I have things I do at nighttime, also.

At nighttime, also. >> khloe: So do we.

>> khloe: So do we. >> kourtney: I usually don't--

>> kourtney: I usually don't-- right, but that's me.

Right, but that's me. I need to have some things to

I need to have some things to myself.

Myself. >> kim: But we're saying you got

>> kim: But we're saying you got to budge at some point.

To budge at some point. Like, we all budge...

Like, we all budge... >> kourtney: But what is there

>> kourtney: But what is there that you're missing out on?

That you're missing out on? >> kim: Like, you don't talk

>> kim: Like, you don't talk about your boyfriend, you don't

about your boyfriend, you don't talk about...

Talk about... >> kourtney: I don't have a

>> kourtney: I don't have a boyfriend.

Boyfriend. >> producer: Or, like, dating.

>> producer: Or, like, dating. >> kim: Or dating.

>> kim: Or dating. >> kourtney: I don't date.

>> kourtney: I don't date. >> kim: Or your last boyfriend.

>> kim: Or your last boyfriend. >> kourtney: I don't go on

>> kourtney: I don't go on dates.

Dates. But I literally...

But I literally... >> kim: Yeah, why are you

>> kim: Yeah, why are you getting so defensive and

getting so defensive and yelling, though?

Yelling, though? >> kourtney: Because they're

>> kourtney: Because they're saying everything's changing.

Saying everything's changing. It's not.

It's not. >> kim: Yeah, no, it is.

>> kim: Yeah, no, it is. >> kourtney: What else?

>> kourtney: What else? >> khloe: It's not very

>> khloe: It's not very riveting.

Riveting. >> kourtney: I give a lot of my

>> kourtney: I give a lot of my time to the show.

Time to the show. I will continue to give a lot of

I will continue to give a lot of time to the show.

Time to the show. >> producer: If you are more

>> producer: If you are more present, maybe that will help.

Present, maybe that will help. >> kourtney: It's n-- I don't

>> kourtney: It's n-- I don't think it's not that I'm present,

think it's not that I'm present, but sometimes people throw off

but sometimes people throw off my mood, if everyone's being

my mood, if everyone's being bitchy.

Bitchy. It doesn't make me want to talk

it doesn't make me want to talk or engage with these people

or engage with these people that, you know, are putting me

that, you know, are putting me in the bad mood.

In the bad mood. >> khloe: "these people."

>> khloe: "these people." >> kourtney: That's why I say to

>> kourtney: That's why I say to you, I'm gonna have to cancel

you, I'm gonna have to cancel tomorrow.

Tomorrow. I just don't want to film every

I just don't want to film every day and have it be a toxic

day and have it be a toxic environment.

Environment. You know, I just need my sisters

you know, I just need my sisters to stop harping on it.

To stop harping on it. And, like, just either accept

and, like, just either accept that that's what it is or, like,

that that's what it is or, like, move on.

Move on. We are all different people, we

we are all different people, we have different things that are

have different things that are important to each of us.

Important to each of us. My well-being is more important

my well-being is more important than the show.

Than the show. I'm not giving in.

I'm not giving in. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> kourtney: And I'm not going

>> kourtney: And I'm not going to change my boundaries.

To change my boundaries. That's not gonna happen.

That's not gonna happen. >> khloe: Okay.

>> kris: That didn't go very well, and I'm starting to think

well, and I'm starting to think that this is never gonna get

that this is never gonna get resolved, so now I'm not sure

resolved, so now I'm not sure what to do or how to fix it.

What to do or how to fix it. >> kim: I am 100% in support of

>> kim: I am 100% in support of kourtney following her dreams

kourtney following her dreams and not being on the show if

and not being on the show if that's what she wants to do.

That's what she wants to do. But are we gonna just be in

but are we gonna just be in limbo?

Limbo? Like, it just doesn't make

like, it just doesn't make sense, especially if she's not

sense, especially if she's not willing to share anything about

willing to share anything about her personal life on camera.

Her personal life on camera. I'm really into

I'm really into everything being fair, and I

everything being fair, and I just don't feel like this is

just don't feel like this is fair, and I don't see how this

fair, and I don't see how this can go on like this.

>> kourtney: Never go against the family, bitch.

The family, bitch. >> kris: I think we need to

>> kris: I think we need to press a reset button and go to

press a reset button and go to wyoming.

Wyoming. >> kim: Still to come on the

>> kim: Still to come on the season finale of keeping up with

season finale of keeping up with the kardashians...

The kardashians... >> kris: I've got some great

>> kris: I've got some great things planned.

Things planned. >> khloe: (bleep) you guys.

>> khloe: (bleep) you guys. >> kourtney: Khloe, if you

>> kourtney: Khloe, if you cuss...

Cuss... >> khloe: You're a bully, and

>> khloe: You're a bully, and you're a bitch.

You're a bitch. >> kendall: Why are you leaving?

>> kendall: Why are you leaving? >> kourtney: Why would I want to

>> kourtney: Why would I want to be here?

Be here? >> kris: The right decision

>> kris: The right decision about the show, do it as long as

about the show, do it as long as everybody's happy.

Everybody's happy. >> kourtney: I'm getting to the

>> kourtney: I'm getting to the point where I'm not happy.

Point where I'm not happy. Captioning sponsored by

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