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>> emma: All right, so we're about five weeks out.

About five weeks out. >> kim: Kimono is my shapewear

>> kim: Kimono is my shapewear brand, and it's been at least a

brand, and it's been at least a decade in the making.

Decade in the making. I love shapewear, I've always

I love shapewear, I've always worn shapewear and I've spent so

worn shapewear and I've spent so much time working on this brand.

Much time working on this brand. It's my baby, and I need it to

it's my baby, and I need it to be perfect.

Be perfect. >> newsman: Kim kardashian

>> newsman: Kim kardashian has caused an uproar...

Has caused an uproar... >> newswoman: Kim kardashian has

>> newswoman: Kim kardashian has has been accused of

has been accused of appropriating the japanese

appropriating the japanese culture.

Culture. >> newsman 2: She has been

>> newsman 2: She has been accused of cultural

accused of cultural appropriation.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Who would ever think that I... "hey, I want to do

that I... "hey, I want to do something that would be

something that would be disrespectful?"

disrespectful?" >> scott: It's a tough world.

>> scott: It's a tough world. Even when you're not trying to

even when you're not trying to hurt anybody.

Hurt anybody. >> kim: Well, they're saying

>> kim: Well, they're saying that I'm cultural appropriating.

That I'm cultural appropriating. I posted a photo, this, like,

I posted a photo, this, like, gorgeous photo that vanessa

gorgeous photo that vanessa beecroft shot and it was our

beecroft shot and it was our full kimono campaign.

Full kimono campaign. And then I noticed that there

and then I noticed that there was a lot of talk about cultural

was a lot of talk about cultural appropriation with the name

appropriation with the name kimono.

My intention was never to offend anybody.

Anybody. We brought the name to

we brought the name to retailers, there was a lot of

retailers, there was a lot of people that could've chimed in

people that could've chimed in and said that they felt like

and said that they felt like this was not an appropriate

this was not an appropriate brand name and nobody did.

Brand name and nobody did. Foolishly and ignorantly, we

foolishly and ignorantly, we never thought that it would be a

never thought that it would be a problem.

Problem. >> scott: Do you think it's

>> scott: Do you think it's gonna hurt your business?

Gonna hurt your business? >> kim: Th... I-I think it's too

>> kim: Th... I-I think it's too early to tell yet.

Early to tell yet. >> scott: So it's either you got

>> scott: So it's either you got to fight through this or you got

to fight through this or you got to come up with a statement.

To come up with a statement. >> kim: We sent one with the new

>> kim: We sent one with the new york times today and it was

york times today and it was great, you know, 'cause they

great, you know, 'cause they wrote a big story on it.

Wrote a big story on it. >> scott: Is there a

>> scott: Is there a possibility you're gonna change

possibility you're gonna change the name, or you're gonna fight

the name, or you're gonna fight through the...

Through the... >> kim: I don't know yet.

>> kim: I don't know yet. I mean, in a perfect world, if I

I mean, in a perfect world, if I could just say "let's change the

could just say "let's change the name..."

name..." >> scott: Right.

>> scott: Right. >> kim: ...And it would be that

>> kim: ...And it would be that easy, then I would do it in a

easy, then I would do it in a heartbeat.

Heartbeat. But I printed the logo inside...

But I printed the logo inside... >> scott: Oh.

>> scott: Oh. >> kim: ...All the garments.

>> kim: ...All the garments. Do you know, like, how many

do you know, like, how many goods you've, like, made?

Goods you've, like, made? >> kim: Hundreds of thousands.

>> kim: Hundreds of thousands. >> scott: Of items?

>> scott: Of items? >> kim: We-we would lose, like,

>> kim: We-we would lose, like, ten million dollars.

Ten million dollars. >> scott: What?

>> scott: What? >> kim: Yeah, we ordered a lot.

>> kim: Yeah, we ordered a lot. I feel like taking a beat and

I feel like taking a beat and figuring out "is this just,

figuring out "is this just, like, chatter or is this

like, chatter or is this serious?"

serious?" like, am I really offending

like, am I really offending someone or is this someone that

someone or is this someone that is just, like, a group of people

is just, like, a group of people just talking and it's, like, 15

just talking and it's, like, 15 people that are just being

people that are just being really loud?

Really loud? Like, that is what I really

like, that is what I really wanted to separate.

Wanted to separate. >> scott: I don't think you

>> scott: I don't think you could win, man.

Could win, man. It's like, whatever you do,

it's like, whatever you do, someone's gonna try to come

someone's gonna try to come after you and say you did

after you and say you did something wrong.

Something wrong. ♪ ♪

(doorbell rings) >> kris: Khloe, your door...

>> kris: Khloe, your door... >> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh. >> kris: Somebody's at the door.

>> kris: Somebody's at the door. They're here.

They're here. Hi, guys. How are you?

Hi, guys. How are you? >> producer: Hi.

>> producer: Hi. Good to see you.

Good to see you. >> khloe: Nice to see you. Hi.

>> khloe: Nice to see you. Hi. >> producer: This is caitlin.

>> producer: This is caitlin. >> caitlin: Hi, khloe.

>> caitlin: Hi, khloe. >> khloe: Hi, nice to see you.

>> khloe: Hi, nice to see you. We can sit over here.

We can sit over here. >> caitlin: Great.

>> caitlin: Great. >> khloe: My mom and I are

>> khloe: My mom and I are having a meeting with some

having a meeting with some producers that we're in talks

producers that we're in talks with about helping me finalize

with about helping me finalize the show that I'm developing.

The show that I'm developing. >> producer: After our last

>> producer: After our last meeting, we went back to the

meeting, we went back to the drawing board and kind of put

drawing board and kind of put together the schedule because we

together the schedule because we want to shoot and put this on

want to shoot and put this on the internet as soon as

the internet as soon as possible.

Possible. >> kris: So do you see this

>> kris: So do you see this being filmed at khloe's house?

Being filmed at khloe's house? >> producer: Yeah, at the house

>> producer: Yeah, at the house and then kind of just seeing mom

and then kind of just seeing mom and daughter out and about kind

and daughter out and about kind of just letting the world see,

of just letting the world see, like, little snippets.

Like, little snippets. >> khloe: I see, in my eyeline,

>> khloe: I see, in my eyeline, this mark on my wall, clearly

this mark on my wall, clearly from a pen or something.

From a pen or something. And I notice it because my house

and I notice it because my house renovations are finished and now

renovations are finished and now that I've moved back in,

that I've moved back in, everything is fresh and perfect.

Everything is fresh and perfect. And I know every mark on my

and I know every mark on my wall, 'cause there isn't any.

Wall, 'cause there isn't any. >> producer: It will be, like, a

>> producer: It will be, like, a five to seven-minute episodes.

Five to seven-minute episodes. >> khloe: I'm literally fixated

>> khloe: I'm literally fixated and I cannot let it go.

And I cannot let it go. In my head, I'm envisioning my

in my head, I'm envisioning my drawer where my mr. Clean

drawer where my mr. Clean erasers are.

Erasers are. If I know about something, I

if I know about something, I obsess over it and I can't stop

obsess over it and I can't stop thinking about it.

Thinking about it. >> producer: If you guys have

>> producer: If you guys have any more questions for us that

any more questions for us that we can help with...

We can help with... >> khloe: No, I think I'm so

>> khloe: No, I think I'm so good here.

Good here. I want everything to remain

I want everything to remain fresh and new, and the longer it

fresh and new, and the longer it sits on the wall, I feel like

sits on the wall, I feel like this stain is setting in.

This stain is setting in. Yeah, I'm crazy, and I'm a

yeah, I'm crazy, and I'm a lunatic.

Lunatic. That's just how I am.

That's just how I am. Thank you guys so much.

Thank you guys so much. >> producer: We're really

>> producer: We're really excited about this.

Excited about this. >> khloe: Will you walk them

>> khloe: Will you walk them out?

Out? I'm gonna go grab something.

I'm gonna go grab something. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Hey. You know what? We're doing a call for your

we're doing a call for your birthday.

Birthday. Do you want to listen?

Do you want to listen? Okay.

Okay. >> sharon: Hey, kourt.

>> sharon: Hey, kourt. >> kourtney: Hi, I'm here with

>> kourtney: Hi, I'm here with kim and penelope.

Kim and penelope. >> kim: Hi, sharon.

>> kim: Hi, sharon. >> sharon: (whoops) hi, birthday

>> sharon: (whoops) hi, birthday girl.

Girl. >> kim: North and penelope are

>> kim: North and penelope are best friends, and because their

best friends, and because their birthdays are so close together,

birthdays are so close together, for five years she's had a joint

for five years she's had a joint party with penelope.

Party with penelope. I thought it would be super cute

I thought it would be super cute to have it be, like, old school

to have it be, like, old school candy land.

Candy land. >> sharon: That would be

>> sharon: That would be amazing.

Amazing. >> kourtney: And then penelope

>> kourtney: And then penelope had a dream.

Had a dream. It spelled out "penelope" and

it spelled out "penelope" and "north" all in cupcakes and

"north" all in cupcakes and donuts.

Donuts. >> sharon: Love, love, love.

>> sharon: Love, love, love. >> kim: We've hired sharon sacks

>> kim: We've hired sharon sacks to do all of the planning.

To do all of the planning. She helped plan my wedding, she

she helped plan my wedding, she helped with most of our

helped with most of our christmas parties.

Christmas parties. And now we're gonna do candy

and now we're gonna do candy land.

Land. >> sharon: So, food...?

>> sharon: So, food...? >> kourtney: I mean, I would

>> kourtney: I mean, I would like fun food, but with, like, a

like fun food, but with, like, a great salad.

Great salad. >> sharon: Yeah, that can

>> sharon: Yeah, that can happen.

Happen. I want you to know that I'm very

I want you to know that I'm very respectful of what you want.

Respectful of what you want. I'll just give you options.

I'll just give you options. >> kourtney: Yes. Thank you.

>> kourtney: Yes. Thank you. >> penelope: We should have,

>> penelope: We should have, like, a dance floor and there

like, a dance floor and there should be, like, it should be

should be, like, it should be clear.

Clear. And we should put, like, uh,

and we should put, like, uh, like, fake big candy so you can

like, fake big candy so you can see it.

See it. >> sharon: Yeah.

>> sharon: Yeah. >> kourtney: You should be a

>> kourtney: You should be a party planner, p.

Party planner, p. >> kim: Or, yeah, do you want to

>> kim: Or, yeah, do you want to work for sharon?

Work for sharon? You-you're hired.

You-you're hired. (sharon laughs)

(sharon laughs) >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. (chuckles)

(chuckles) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: What is this? >> kris: Khloe, are you talking

>> kris: Khloe, are you talking to yourself?

To yourself? >> khloe: I'm just annoyed that

>> khloe: I'm just annoyed that I spent all this money and

I spent all this money and there's all these (bleep) scuffs

there's all these (bleep) scuffs on the floor.

On the floor. >> kris: Khloe is the most

>> kris: Khloe is the most organized, cleanest, most

organized, cleanest, most obsessive person I know in her

obsessive person I know in her own home.

Own home. But lately, she's on another

but lately, she's on another level.

Level. >> khloe: See this scuff?

>> khloe: See this scuff? Why do you... Literally nobody

why do you... Literally nobody walks here.

Walks here. >> kris: It's right in front of

>> kris: It's right in front of the refrigerator.

The refrigerator. Of course they walk here.

Of course they walk here. I mean, the apple doesn't fall

I mean, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Too far from the tree. When we were raising the kids, I

when we were raising the kids, I was always cleaning and

was always cleaning and organizing and reorganizing and

organizing and reorganizing and moving things around, so I kind

moving things around, so I kind of feel responsible.

Of feel responsible. But the one thing that I've

but the one thing that I've learned through the years is

learned through the years is that this desire to have

that this desire to have everything perfect can really

everything perfect can really drive you crazy.

Drive you crazy. You can't live on your hands and

you can't live on your hands and knees, honey.

Knees, honey. It's not gonna get any better.

It's not gonna get any better. It's just...

It's just... >> khloe: Yes, it is.

>> khloe: Yes, it is. I've already gotten a couple of

I've already gotten a couple of them out, I just don't...

Them out, I just don't... >> kris: A couple of them?

>> kris: A couple of them? Uh, this is 12,000 square feet

uh, this is 12,000 square feet of floor.

Of floor. >> khloe: Then there's a little

>> khloe: Then there's a little white, but, like, what are

white, but, like, what are people wearing on here?

People wearing on here? >> kris: Maybe it's the baby.

>> kris: Maybe it's the baby. Maybe she's, you know,

maybe she's, you know, rolling...

Rolling... >> khloe: Don't bring true into

>> khloe: Don't bring true into this.

This. >> kris: True lives here, too.

>> kris: True lives here, too. And she's just a little squirt,

and she's just a little squirt, but she still has her toys.

But she still has her toys. >> khloe: You don't think I've

>> khloe: You don't think I've tested all of these toys?

Tested all of these toys? >> kris: Tested?

>> kris: Tested? You test her toys on your floor?

You test her toys on your floor? >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. >> kris: Khloe, you're gonna see

>> kris: Khloe, you're gonna see a therapist.

A therapist. If you have kids, everything

if you have kids, everything isn't going to be perfect all of

isn't going to be perfect all of the time.

The time. Ever since she finished doing

ever since she finished doing renovations on her house, I've

renovations on her house, I've been more worried about khloe's

been more worried about khloe's obsessive cleaning.

Obsessive cleaning. First, she's distracted at a

first, she's distracted at a meeting, and then she's on the

meeting, and then she's on the floor scrubbing marks.

Floor scrubbing marks. It just is starting to really

it just is starting to really concern me.

Concern me. >> kim: I just saw the, um, the

>> kim: I just saw the, um, the letter from the mayor of kyoto.

Letter from the mayor of kyoto. I mean, I definitely did not

I mean, I definitely did not want to disrespect a culture.

Want to disrespect a culture. That's not what the brand is

that's not what the brand is even about.

Even about. Why didn't we think about this?

Why didn't we think about this? >> kourtney: Everyone's gonna

>> kourtney: Everyone's gonna come to this party and

come to this party and everything is gonna be

everything is gonna be disgusting chemicals?

Disgusting chemicals? >> kim: That's, like, what the

>> kim: That's, like, what the party is about.

Party is about. Candy land.

Candy land. It's not (bleep) gluten-free

it's not (bleep) gluten-free land over here.

Land over here. >> kourtney: So then you do your

>> kourtney: So then you do your party, and I'll do my party.

Party, and I'll do my party. >> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.

>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect. >> kourtney: Great.

♪ ♪ >> kris: You have a child now.

>> kris: You have a child now. Things get buffed and scruffed.

Things get buffed and scruffed. >> khloe: Yes, and then I clean

>> khloe: Yes, and then I clean up after her.

Up after her. I just moved back in.

I just moved back in. My floors are all brand-new.

My floors are all brand-new. >> kris: Exactly why you need to

>> kris: Exactly why you need to see sheva.

See sheva. She's an exposure therapist.

She's an exposure therapist. So she does these exercises with

so she does these exercises with you that will help you learn how

you that will help you learn how to deal with the anxiety that

to deal with the anxiety that you're feeling right now.

You're feeling right now. >> khloe: I... Sincerely, on

>> khloe: I... Sincerely, on everything, I don't think this

everything, I don't think this is, like, a problem.

Is, like, a problem. >> kris: You're crawling along

>> kris: You're crawling along on the floor like a snake and

on the floor like a snake and that's making you feel...

That's making you feel... >> khloe: Snakes don't crawl,

>> khloe: Snakes don't crawl, they s-slither.

They s-slither. >> kris: Well, you're

>> kris: Well, you're slithering.

Slithering. You've got to see somebody.

You've got to see somebody. Just to have... Just to...

Just to have... Just to... Do it for me.

Do it for me. >> khloe: What am I gonna get?

>> khloe: What am I gonna get? >> kris: Two hours in your

>> kris: Two hours in your closet helping you clean your

closet helping you clean your drawers.

Drawers. >> khloe: (scoffs)

>> khloe: (scoffs) yeah, right.

Yeah, right. That's something I do, like, for

that's something I do, like, for fun.

Fun. >> kris: Eight hours of

>> kris: Eight hours of babysitting.

Babysitting. >> khloe: I could not trust you

>> khloe: I could not trust you alone with true.

Alone with true. (both laugh)

(both laugh) well, I'm not promising I'm

well, I'm not promising I'm gonna do her exercises, but I

gonna do her exercises, but I will meet with her.

Will meet with her. >> kris: Thank you.

>> kris: Thank you. That's all I can ask for.

That's all I can ask for. >> khloe: This is bugging me so

>> khloe: This is bugging me so badly.

Badly. Like, doesn't this bother you so

like, doesn't this bother you so much?

Much? >> kris: A little.

>> kris: A little. >> khloe: Right.

>> khloe: Right. >> kris: I'm not gonna lie.

>> kris: I'm not gonna lie. >> khloe: So I got to take

>> khloe: So I got to take clorox, I want to spray it.

Clorox, I want to spray it. >> kris: I think that it's

>> kris: I think that it's causing you unnecessary anxiety.

Causing you unnecessary anxiety. >> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm. >> kris: That's all.

>> kris: That's all. >> khloe: Then I'll do it right

>> khloe: Then I'll do it right now.

Now. >> kris: Oh, boy.

>> kris: Oh, boy. ♪ ♪

(line ringing) >> allison: Hello?

>> allison: Hello? >> kim: Hey.

>> kim: Hey. >> allison: How are you?

>> allison: How are you? >> kim: I just saw the, um, the

>> kim: I just saw the, um, the letter from the mayor of kyoto.

Letter from the mayor of kyoto. >> allison: Yeah. Do you have

>> allison: Yeah. Do you have any feelings?

Any feelings? >> kim: I definitely want to

>> kim: I definitely want to take this really seriously.

Take this really seriously. >> allison: I do think it's

>> allison: I do think it's important to think about what he

important to think about what he said.

Said. >> kim: The mayor of kyoto sent

>> kim: The mayor of kyoto sent my publicist a letter where he

my publicist a letter where he was very thoughtful and very

was very thoughtful and very kindly explaining to me the-the

kindly explaining to me the-the meaning of "kimono" and why

meaning of "kimono" and why that's so important to their

that's so important to their culture.

Culture. I feel like there's no doubt in

I feel like there's no doubt in my mind that we have to change

my mind that we have to change the name.

The name. "kimono is a traditional ethnic

"kimono is a traditional ethnic dress and truly symbolizes sense

dress and truly symbolizes sense of beauty, spirits, and values

of beauty, spirits, and values of japanese."

of japanese." reading that letter, I felt an

reading that letter, I felt an understanding.

Understanding. I mean, I definitely did not

I mean, I definitely did not want to disrespect a culture.

Want to disrespect a culture. That's not what the brand is

that's not what the brand is even about.

Even about. It's about inclusivity.

It's about inclusivity. It's about comfort.

It's about comfort. It's not about making people

it's not about making people uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable. I just feel kind of dumb, like,

I just feel kind of dumb, like, why didn't we think about this?

Why didn't we think about this? >> allison: Yeah.

>> allison: Yeah. You have everything produced

you have everything produced already, so how are you gonna

already, so how are you gonna salvage that?

Salvage that? >> kim: I don't know.

>> kim: I don't know. It's just frustrating that I

it's just frustrating that I didn't really think about it

didn't really think about it thoroughly ahead of time, or the

thoroughly ahead of time, or the whole team didn't.

Whole team didn't. For the next few days, it's

for the next few days, it's gonna be really, like, hell

gonna be really, like, hell living, wondering how to fix

living, wondering how to fix this.

This. It sucks that it's so public and

it sucks that it's so public and everyone can see the mistakes of

everyone can see the mistakes of the brand as they're live,

the brand as they're live, basically, but I got to just

basically, but I got to just calm down, like, everything

calm down, like, everything happens for a reason.

Happens for a reason. We have to change the name.

We have to change the name. I think...

I think... >> allison: I think so, too.

>> allison: I think so, too. >> kim: I think that's, like, a

>> kim: I think that's, like, a bigger conversation that we all

bigger conversation that we all decide, like, what are we going

decide, like, what are we going to do?

To do? >> allison: Yeah.

>> allison: Yeah. >> kim: Thank you.

>> kim: Thank you. >> allison: Okay.

>> allison: Okay. >> kim: Okay. Bye.

>> kim: Okay. Bye. >> allison: Bye.

>> allison: Bye. ♪ ♪

>> kim: All right, so we'll go over this with the girls

over this with the girls together.

Together. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kim: Damn, that's insane.

>> kim: Damn, that's insane. Class of 31.

Class of 31. Um, so have you thought of any

um, so have you thought of any ideas?

Ideas? >> kourtney: For the party?

>> kourtney: For the party? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kourtney: Oh, cute, I was

>> kourtney: Oh, cute, I was trying to do it somewhat

trying to do it somewhat healthy, like, she was gonna

healthy, like, she was gonna have this, like...

Have this, like... >> kim: It's candy land,

>> kim: It's candy land, kourtney.

Kourtney. It's not gonna be healthy.

It's not gonna be healthy. >> kourtney: Yeah, but it can

>> kourtney: Yeah, but it can be.

Be. >> kim: Nobody wants...

>> kim: Nobody wants... Kourtney.

Kourtney. >> kourtney: Yes, it can.

>> kourtney: Yes, it can. It's not gonna be healthy no

it's not gonna be healthy no matter what.

Matter what. Sugar's not healthy, but I'm

sugar's not healthy, but I'm saying let's do not the nasty

saying let's do not the nasty stuff with food coloring and

stuff with food coloring and all, like, gross (bleep).

All, like, gross (bleep). >> kim: Give me an example of

>> kim: Give me an example of candy you want.

Candy you want. >> kourtney: I don't know.

>> kourtney: I don't know. I'll have to look into it.

I'll have to look into it. I said we could have the

I said we could have the organic cotton candy.

Organic cotton candy. >> kim: The party's in eight

>> kim: The party's in eight days.

Days. Kourtney has this vision of no

kourtney has this vision of no sugar or no disgusting chemicals

sugar or no disgusting chemicals in candy, but it's, like, a

in candy, but it's, like, a completely sugar-free,

completely sugar-free, gluten-free, party-free,

gluten-free, party-free, fun-free zone because kourtney

fun-free zone because kourtney has decided that it just doesn't

has decided that it just doesn't make sense, and it really wasn't

make sense, and it really wasn't the theme of what north and

the theme of what north and penelope wanted for their

penelope wanted for their birthday.

Birthday. >> kourtney: There's just better

>> kourtney: There's just better solutions to things, instead of

solutions to things, instead of your dated candy that's, like,

your dated candy that's, like, literally food coloring that

literally food coloring that gives people diseases.

Gives people diseases. >> kim: This is, like, not the

>> kim: This is, like, not the right theme.

Right theme. >> kourtney: So switch the

>> kourtney: So switch the theme.

Theme. My brand is not...

My brand is not... >> kim: How can you have a candy

>> kim: How can you have a candy land...

Land... Your brand?

Your brand? This is about a kids' party.

This is about a kids' party. This is not about your brand.

This is not about your brand. >> kourtney: Yeah, but I'm

>> kourtney: Yeah, but I'm saying what I stand for, not

saying what I stand for, not even what a kids' party...

Even what a kids' party... >> kim: Then why does your car

>> kim: Then why does your car have leather seats?

Have leather seats? Why are you wearing plastic

why are you wearing plastic glasses?

Glasses? >> kourtney: I can't believe

>> kourtney: I can't believe that kim isn't willing to

that kim isn't willing to compromise at all and that she

compromise at all and that she doesn't feel guilty about

doesn't feel guilty about giving... Not only her kids and

giving... Not only her kids and my kids, but all these kids that

my kids, but all these kids that are coming to our party-- so

are coming to our party-- so much junk and candy.

Much junk and candy. It's just, like, it's such a

it's just, like, it's such a dated vibe to be like that.

Dated vibe to be like that. >> kim: Like, I want a fun kids'

>> kim: Like, I want a fun kids' party with real candy.

Party with real candy. >> kourtney: Well, that's your

>> kourtney: Well, that's your problem.

Problem. >> sheva: I wonder if you'd like

>> sheva: I wonder if you'd like to maybe work on that a bit.

To maybe work on that a bit. So the idea...

So the idea... >> khloe: You have a very

>> khloe: You have a very soothing voice, but you're not

soothing voice, but you're not gonna trick me.

Gonna trick me. How so?

How so? >> sheva: (laughs) I would like

>> sheva: (laughs) I would like to mess something up.

To mess something up. >> sharon: I'm starting to feel

>> sharon: I'm starting to feel stressed.

Stressed. With candy or without candy?

With candy or without candy? Time is of the essence. Please.

Time is of the essence. Please. >> kourtney: Whatever I say goes

♪ ♪

>> woman: Would you guys like some water or anything?

Some water or anything? >> kim: I'm okay. Thank you.

>> kim: I'm okay. Thank you. Hello? Hey, she is insane.

Hello? Hey, she is insane. (line ringing)

(line ringing) no, she's actually insane.

No, she's actually insane. She just said that she wants

she just said that she wants to...

To... (line continues ringing)

(line continues ringing) ...Have a candy land themed

...Have a candy land themed party, but can't have any candy.

Party, but can't have any candy. Don't even know what to do.

Don't even know what to do. She just is so not my vibe.

She just is so not my vibe. I need to... Love you. Bye.

I need to... Love you. Bye. >> khloe: Hi.

>> khloe: Hi. >> kourtney: We're at decades.

>> kourtney: We're at decades. >> khloe: Oh, that vintage

>> khloe: Oh, that vintage store?

Store? >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. Kim and I have been fighting

kim and I have been fighting again today about her and the

again today about her and the kids' birthday party.

Kids' birthday party. I'm not, like, dying to do a

I'm not, like, dying to do a candy, like, filled party just

candy, like, filled party just full of junk.

Full of junk. >> khloe: It's really ironic.

>> khloe: It's really ironic. Last big sister fight, kourtney

last big sister fight, kourtney was calling me the meddler and

was calling me the meddler and that I'm stirring the pot and

that I'm stirring the pot and I'm always in the middle, and

I'm always in the middle, and now I'm literally as far out of

now I'm literally as far out of the way as I can be, but they're

the way as I can be, but they're both calling me and texting me

both calling me and texting me and giving me all this

and giving me all this information and putting me in

information and putting me in the middle of their fight.

The middle of their fight. I don't want potatoes thrown at

I don't want potatoes thrown at me anymore.

Me anymore. >> kourtney: This is for you

>> kourtney: This is for you interfering.

Interfering. Do you want to make some french

do you want to make some french fries?

Fries? Mashed potatoes?

Mashed potatoes? >> khloe: I feel like they're

>> khloe: I feel like they're always fighting about something

always fighting about something a lot deeper than what they're

a lot deeper than what they're really fighting about, but

really fighting about, but they're... I mean, don't have

they're... I mean, don't have a (bleep) candy land party if

a (bleep) candy land party if you're gonna want, like,

you're gonna want, like, sugar-free candy.

Sugar-free candy. >> kourtney: I love you. Bye.

>> kourtney: I love you. Bye. >> khloe: Love you, too. Bye.

>> khloe: Love you, too. Bye. Okay. (scoffs)

okay. (scoffs) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hi. How are you? >> sheva: Hey, how's it going?

>> sheva: Hey, how's it going? >> khloe: Please, come on in.

>> khloe: Please, come on in. >> sheva: Thank you so much.

>> sheva: Thank you so much. >> khloe: Do you want a water or

>> khloe: Do you want a water or anything?

Anything? >> sheva: Uh, I'd love a water.

>> sheva: Uh, I'd love a water. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> sheva: Thank you so much.

>> sheva: Thank you so much. >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. Sheva is this exposure therapist

sheva is this exposure therapist that my mom is having me meet

that my mom is having me meet with.

With. I'm willing to talk to this

I'm willing to talk to this therapist because I'm polite,

therapist because I'm polite, but I just don't think I have a

but I just don't think I have a problem.

Problem. >> sheva: My name's sheva

>> sheva: My name's sheva rajaee.

Rajaee. I'm the founder and director of

I'm the founder and director of the center for anxiety and ocd.

The center for anxiety and ocd. I have ocd myself.

I have ocd myself. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> sheva: And so it became kind

>> sheva: And so it became kind of, like, my lifelong passion

of, like, my lifelong passion and-and sort of, like, my career

and-and sort of, like, my career just to specialize in it and to

just to specialize in it and to treat people who suffer from

treat people who suffer from anxiety of any kind.

Anxiety of any kind. When I even say "anxiety,"

when I even say "anxiety," khloe, what does that mean to

khloe, what does that mean to you?

You? What does that feel like to you?

What does that feel like to you? Maybe we start there.

Maybe we start there. >> khloe: Well, to me, I think,

>> khloe: Well, to me, I think, my "ocd" is more, like, a pro

my "ocd" is more, like, a pro rather than a con.

Rather than a con. I feel, like, once everything's

I feel, like, once everything's organized, I feel really good, I

organized, I feel really good, I know where every single thing

know where every single thing is.

Is. >> sheva: It's very

>> sheva: It's very self-soothing, it sounds like,

self-soothing, it sounds like, to have your home be, like,

to have your home be, like, your, like you said, your

your, like you said, your sanctuary and a place of order

sanctuary and a place of order and control.

And control. In reality, even our sanctuary

in reality, even our sanctuary sometimes, right, we can't

sometimes, right, we can't perfectly control it.

Perfectly control it. I guess I wonder if you'd like

I guess I wonder if you'd like to maybe work on that a bit.

To maybe work on that a bit. >> khloe: How so? (chuckles)

>> khloe: How so? (chuckles) >> sheva: Excellent question.

>> sheva: Excellent question. So the idea...

So the idea... >> khloe: You have a very

>> khloe: You have a very soothing voice, but you're not

soothing voice, but you're not gonna trick me.

Gonna trick me. How so?

How so? >> sheva: (laughs) you want the

>> sheva: (laughs) you want the facts, I respect that, you want

facts, I respect that, you want the facts.

The facts. I would like to mess something

I would like to mess something up.

Up. I'd want to make you a little

I'd want to make you a little uncomfortable without, like,

uncomfortable without, like, totally rocking your world

totally rocking your world because it's kind of what life

because it's kind of what life throws at us anyway.

Throws at us anyway. You feel down to try something

you feel down to try something kind of...

Kind of... >> khloe: Let's (bleep) stuff

>> khloe: Let's (bleep) stuff up.

Up. >> sheva: (laughs) all right.

>> sheva: (laughs) all right. >> khloe: If somebody says I'm

>> khloe: If somebody says I'm crazy, I'm meticulous, I'm

crazy, I'm meticulous, I'm clean, neurotic, thank you.

Clean, neurotic, thank you. I just don't know why this

I just don't know why this really matters.

Really matters. Hi, mom.

Hi, mom. >> kris: Hi.

>> kris: Hi. >> sheva: How's it going?

>> sheva: How's it going? >> khloe: I mean, they have tv

>> khloe: I mean, they have tv shows called hoarders.

Shows called hoarders. They don't have tv shows called

they don't have tv shows called cleaners.

Cleaners. Like, they have shows, hoarders,

like, they have shows, hoarders, they want you to stop hoarding,

they want you to stop hoarding, and now someone's gonna tell me

and now someone's gonna tell me to stop being clean and

to stop being clean and organized?

Organized? That makes no sense.

That makes no sense. >> sheva: So the fruit exposure,

>> sheva: So the fruit exposure, I'm gonna ask you to take that

I'm gonna ask you to take that artichoke right there and just

artichoke right there and just put it in the middle of that

put it in the middle of that grapefruit pile, and then you'll

grapefruit pile, and then you'll move a grapefruit over into the

move a grapefruit over into the artichoke pile.

Artichoke pile. >> khloe: I would like to put it

>> khloe: I would like to put it back, but it's fine.

Back, but it's fine. >> sheva: Okay.

>> sheva: Okay. It's okay the way it is.

It's okay the way it is. >> khloe: Well, I'm gonna put it

>> khloe: Well, I'm gonna put it back, but it's fine. (chuckles)

back, but it's fine. (chuckles) >> sheva: What I want you to do

>> sheva: What I want you to do is, basically, we're gonna sit

is, basically, we're gonna sit with the mismatched fruit, and

with the mismatched fruit, and we're gonna let you see that,

we're gonna let you see that, actually, while we're talking,

actually, while we're talking, you might not notice it so much.

You might not notice it so much. So do you mind if we actually

so do you mind if we actually open that refrigerator?

Open that refrigerator? I've heard about this

I've heard about this refrigerator.

Refrigerator. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. >> khloe: Well, they're done in

>> khloe: Well, they're done in a color system.

A color system. It's red, orange, yellow, green,

it's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and then it's, you know,

blue, and then it's, you know, it's supposed to be like a

it's supposed to be like a rainbow.

Rainbow. >> sheva: It's a beautiful

>> sheva: It's a beautiful rainbow.

Rainbow. Can we mess the rainbow up just

can we mess the rainbow up just a little bit?

A little bit? You can mess any two colors you

you can mess any two colors you want.

Want. Yeah, 'cause they're

yeah, 'cause they're similar-ish?

Similar-ish? >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. >> sheva: Yeah. Let's do those.

>> sheva: Yeah. Let's do those. And you just make sure you're

and you just make sure you're breathing.

Breathing. Okay. How does that feel?

Okay. How does that feel? >> khloe: It makes me excited

>> khloe: It makes me excited for you to leave. (laughs)

for you to leave. (laughs) >> sheva: You're not the first

>> sheva: You're not the first person I've worked with who has

person I've worked with who has said that.

Said that. >> khloe: Being the control

>> khloe: Being the control freak that I am, this experience

freak that I am, this experience is torture.

Is torture. >> sheva: Do this.

>> sheva: Do this. >> kris: Oh, boy.

>> kris: Oh, boy. >> sheva: And just leave that

>> sheva: And just leave that there.

There. >> khloe: The anxiety factor

>> khloe: The anxiety factor alone is draining.

Alone is draining. >> sheva: I'm only gonna ask you

>> sheva: I'm only gonna ask you to hang in there for 30 minutes,

to hang in there for 30 minutes, okay?

Okay? Shake on it?

Shake on it? >> khloe: 30 minutes.

>> khloe: 30 minutes. >> sheva: All right.

>> sheva: All right. >> khloe: Have a good time.

>> khloe: Have a good time. >> sheva: Great job.

>> sheva: Great job. >> khloe: There's only a couple

>> khloe: There's only a couple times in my life where I feel

times in my life where I feel like minutes are years.

Like minutes are years. That's when I'm doing a plank

that's when I'm doing a plank and when I'm waiting for the

and when I'm waiting for the microwave, and this.

Microwave, and this. (groans) okay.

(groans) okay. >> sharon: Is there any candy at

>> sharon: Is there any candy at all?

All? >> kourtney: I mean, you

>> kourtney: I mean, you shouldn't even listen to kim.

Shouldn't even listen to kim. You're, like, dated.

You're, like, dated. You're, like, in the past.

You're, like, in the past. >> kim: It's a candy land themed

>> kim: It's a candy land themed party.

Party. Yes, that's, like, what the

yes, that's, like, what the party is about: Candy land.

Party is about: Candy land. >> kourtney: We need to have

>> kourtney: We need to have some healthy options.

Some healthy options. >> kim: Then change the theme of

>> kim: Then change the theme of the party because that's insane.

The party because that's insane. >> kourtney: So then you do your

>> kourtney: So then you do your party, and I'll do my party.

Party, and I'll do my party. >> kim: Perfect.

>> kim: Perfect. >> kris: So something like that

>> kris: So something like that wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you? >> khloe: I mean, of course it

>> khloe: I mean, of course it bothers me, like, you're an

bothers me, like, you're an adult, why're you doing that?

Adult, why're you doing that? (kris laughing)

(kris laughing) >> kim: What about...

>> kim: What about... >> khloe: Stop it!

>> khloe: Stop it! >> kris: That wouldn't bother

>> kris: That wouldn't bother you?

You? What is happening?

♪ ♪

>> kourtney: What's the plan for tomorrow with the kids?

Tomorrow with the kids? >> scott: Did you want to do

>> scott: Did you want to do something?

Something? >> kourtney: I don't know, I

>> kourtney: I don't know, I don't know.

Don't know. I mean, we're gonna get up early

I mean, we're gonna get up early probably and go to the farmer's

probably and go to the farmer's market.

Market. >> scott: And I'm gonna meet you

>> scott: And I'm gonna meet you after the market.

After the market. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. (phone ringing)

(phone ringing) sharon sacks.

Sharon sacks. Hey, sharon.

Hey, sharon. >> sharon: Hi, kourtney.

>> sharon: Hi, kourtney. How are you doing?

How are you doing? >> kourtney: I'm great.

>> kourtney: I'm great. How are you?

How are you? >> sharon: I'm normally really

>> sharon: I'm normally really calm, but I'm starting to feel

calm, but I'm starting to feel stressed.

Stressed. With candy or without candy?

With candy or without candy? I'm getting e-mails from kim and

I'm getting e-mails from kim and I want to make you both happy,

I want to make you both happy, but I don't know what I'm

but I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing.

Supposed to be doing. >> kourtney: I was trying to get

>> kourtney: I was trying to get her to do just a healthier

her to do just a healthier version of stuff, and she's just

version of stuff, and she's just not compromising at all.

Not compromising at all. >> sharon: Time is of the

>> sharon: Time is of the essence.

Essence. >> kourtney: If I don't let

>> kourtney: If I don't let sharon sacks know today whether

sharon sacks know today whether this party is having candy or

this party is having candy or not, it's just not gonna happen.

Not, it's just not gonna happen. >> sharon: Is there any candy at

>> sharon: Is there any candy at all?

All? >> kourtney: I mean, you

>> kourtney: I mean, you shouldn't even listen to kim.

Shouldn't even listen to kim. >> sharon: Okay...

>> sharon: Okay... >> kourtney: Kim is really busy

>> kourtney: Kim is really busy with kimono, and I basically

with kimono, and I basically planned this entire party on my

planned this entire party on my own, and so I'm making all the

own, and so I'm making all the executive decisions.

Executive decisions. If she doesn't like it, it just,

if she doesn't like it, it just, it is what it is.

It is what it is. Whatever I say goes.

Whatever I say goes. >> sharon: Okay.

>> sharon: Okay. >> scott: Been there.

♪ ♪

>> kim: So, was this a press... This was the press box idea?

This was the press box idea? >> kim s.: This is the first

>> kim s.: This is the first pass at the press box.

Pass at the press box. >> kim: I like it.

>> kim: I like it. >> kim s.: There's things I want

>> kim s.: There's things I want to change.

To change. Like, we want to make these

like, we want to make these halves the colors...

Halves the colors... >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kim s.: ...And then, you

>> kim s.: ...And then, you know, we'll change that.

Know, we'll change that. >> kim: How, uh, how does

>> kim: How, uh, how does everyone feel about skims?

Everyone feel about skims? Skim... Okay, raise your hand,

skim... Okay, raise your hand, raise your hand if you like

raise your hand if you like skim.

Skim. Reading that letter, I

reading that letter, I definitely felt the last thing I

definitely felt the last thing I would want to do was offend

would want to do was offend anybody.

Anybody. So it wasn't really an option

so it wasn't really an option for me.

For me. Like, I knew that I wanted to

like, I knew that I wanted to change the name.

Change the name. >> woman: I'm thinking about,

>> woman: I'm thinking about, like, push-up, pull-in

like, push-up, pull-in techniques, tucked in, layer

techniques, tucked in, layer one, bodywear.

One, bodywear. >> kim: Jonathan said kkw, and

>> kim: Jonathan said kkw, and then the w would go into "wear."

then the w would go into "wear." kim barely, 'cause you can

kim barely, 'cause you can barely see it.

Barely see it. Skin, but, like, skim.

Skin, but, like, skim. >> khloe: Skim.

>> khloe: Skim. >> kim: With "kim." skim.

>> kim: With "kim." skim. (chuckles)

(chuckles) I need a name that really does

I need a name that really does speak to me the way that kimono

speak to me the way that kimono did.

Did. And then raise your hand if you

and then raise your hand if you like skims.

Like skims. >> emma: Skims. There's too...

>> emma: Skims. There's too... >> kim: Okay, more people like

>> kim: Okay, more people like skims.

Skims. >> emma: ...Like skim.

>> emma: ...Like skim. >> kim: Always have loved

>> kim: Always have loved one-syllable names.

One-syllable names. I think they're really powerful

I think they're really powerful and-and it just rolls off the

and-and it just rolls off the tongue.

Tongue. And I'm extremely visual, so

and I'm extremely visual, so symmetrically it looks really

symmetrically it looks really cool.

Cool. And so, it's easy, it works, it

and so, it's easy, it works, it flows and I just know that this

flows and I just know that this is the right thing to do.

Is the right thing to do. >> emma: We have gotten, like, a

>> emma: We have gotten, like, a lot of options to repurpose that

lot of options to repurpose that inventory.

Inventory. You're gonna have a look at,

you're gonna have a look at, like, what we can do to work

like, what we can do to work over that.

Over that. It's basically taking this color

it's basically taking this color and covering it.

And covering it. And then reprinting on it.

And then reprinting on it. >> kim: How many garments would

>> kim: How many garments would that be on?

That be on? >> emma: On a million garments.

>> emma: On a million garments. So I can save a huge percent of

so I can save a huge percent of the stock.

The stock. >> kim: Well, that's good.

>> kim: Well, that's good. >> emma: And then everything

>> emma: And then everything that's... Your... The underwear,

that's... Your... The underwear, the mesh, we'd have to... It's

the mesh, we'd have to... It's labels, so that's completely

labels, so that's completely fine.

Fine. The labels can get cut out.

The labels can get cut out. And we have to replace the

and we have to replace the kimono strap.

Kimono strap. So all we're getting rid of are

so all we're getting rid of are the straps.

The straps. >> tracy: Can we make the

>> tracy: Can we make the September launch timeline at

September launch timeline at this point?

This point? >> emma: By the skin of our

>> emma: By the skin of our teeth.

Teeth. >> kim: Okay, so it's not the

>> kim: Okay, so it's not the end of the world.

End of the world. >> emma: It's not the end of the

>> emma: It's not the end of the world.

World. >> kim: You know?

>> kim: You know? We can save or repurpose a lot

we can save or repurpose a lot of the garments.

Of the garments. Not everything but most of them.

Not everything but most of them. And it's gonna take a lot of

and it's gonna take a lot of work.

Work. But now, because we have a plan,

but now, because we have a plan, it'll be worth it and I know

it'll be worth it and I know it'll be amazing.

It'll be amazing. Feel like this has been, like...

Feel like this has been, like... >> tracy: It's been a long-time

>> tracy: It's been a long-time coming...

Coming... >> kim: ...Years and years and

>> kim: ...Years and years and years in the making and I'm so

years in the making and I'm so excited this is happening.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Oh, my god, call the police!

Police! >> kourtney: What?

>> kourtney: What? >> kim: There's candy in here!

>> kim: There's candy in here! >> khloe: Oh, my gosh.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh. >> kim: There is candy!

>> kim: There is candy! >> kourtney: You know where it

>> kourtney: You know where it came from?

Came from? >> kim: What are we gonna do?

>> kim: What are we gonna do? >> kourtney: It came from...

>> kourtney: It came from... >> kim: Call the police.

>> kim: Call the police. Seriously.

Seriously. >> kourtney: It came from mom.

>> kourtney: It came from mom. And guess what?

And guess what? That's my only hidden stash of

that's my only hidden stash of candy.

Candy. So you guys fill yourselves up

so you guys fill yourselves up with the biggest, number one

with the biggest, number one cause of aging.

Cause of aging. Don't you just feel it, when you

don't you just feel it, when you eat that, that it, like, sucks

eat that, that it, like, sucks the life and youthfulness out of

the life and youthfulness out of your skin?

Your skin? >> kim: No, it makes me feel

>> kim: No, it makes me feel like a kid inside.

Like a kid inside. >> kourtney: That's why I have

>> kourtney: That's why I have to... After I have a piece of

to... After I have a piece of candy, I swear I think I have to

candy, I swear I think I have to drink two bottles of water.

Drink two bottles of water. >> kim: It's all about

>> kim: It's all about moderation.

Moderation. >> kourtney: Yeah?

>> kourtney: Yeah? >> kim: My kids eat at home

>> kim: My kids eat at home really healthy.

Really healthy. Really, really healthy.

Really, really healthy. And the one day they want a

and the one day they want a candy land birthday party and

candy land birthday party and you're saying they can't have

you're saying they can't have sugar?

Sugar? I called sharon to follow up

I called sharon to follow up with some stuff for the party,

with some stuff for the party, and she tells me that kourtney

and she tells me that kourtney doesn't want candy.

Doesn't want candy. What a buzzkill.

What a buzzkill. If you're a kid and you think

if you're a kid and you think you're going to a candy land

you're going to a candy land themed party and there's just

themed party and there's just decorations everywhere and

decorations everywhere and the candy land floor, but

the candy land floor, but there's no candy?

There's no candy? >> kourtney: I'm not saying they

>> kourtney: I'm not saying they can't have treats.

Can't have treats. Did I ever say they cannot have

did I ever say they cannot have treats?

Treats? There's no reason that you can't

there's no reason that you can't have the theme of the party and

have the theme of the party and have treats that are...

Have treats that are... >> kim: It's candy land.

>> kim: It's candy land. >> kourtney: There's candies

>> kourtney: There's candies that are not disgusting and

that are not disgusting and filled with chemicals.

Filled with chemicals. >> kim: Show me some.

>> kim: Show me some. >> kourtney: I'll show you some.

>> kourtney: I'll show you some. >> kim: Show me.

>> kim: Show me. >> kourtney: I will.

>> kourtney: I will. I will show you some.

I will show you some. Do you want me to make you a

do you want me to make you a collage or a poster board?

Collage or a poster board? >> kim: I do.

>> kim: I do. >> kourtney: Fine.

>> kourtney: Fine. >> kim: Make me a (bleep) pinata

>> kim: Make me a (bleep) pinata and all that (bleep).

And all that (bleep). I'll hit it-- with your face.

I'll hit it-- with your face. >> kourtney: There's plenty of

>> kourtney: There's plenty of things, of treats.

Things, of treats. You-you're, like, dated, you're,

you-you're, like, dated, you're, like, in the past.

Like, in the past. >> kim: It's a candy land themed

>> kim: It's a candy land themed party!

Party! Yes! That's, like, what the

yes! That's, like, what the party is about: Candy land.

Party is about: Candy land. It's not (bleep)...

It's not (bleep)... Gluten-free land over here.

Gluten-free land over here. >> kourtney: But everyone's...

>> kourtney: But everyone's... >> kim: And the kids...

>> kim: And the kids... >> kourtney: ...Gonna come to

>> kourtney: ...Gonna come to this party and everything is

this party and everything is gonna be disgusting chemicals?

Gonna be disgusting chemicals? We need to have some healthy

we need to have some healthy options.

Options. >> kim: Then change the theme of

>> kim: Then change the theme of the party, because that's, like,

the party, because that's, like, insane.

Insane. >> kourtney: So then, you do

>> kourtney: So then, you do your party, and I'll do my

your party, and I'll do my party.

Party. >> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.

>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect. >> kourtney: And my party will

>> kourtney: And my party will be here and you can do...

Be here and you can do... >> kim: That's exactly what

>> kim: That's exactly what we'll do.

We'll do. >> kourtney: Great.

>> kourtney: Great. >> kim: It's either kourtney's

>> kim: It's either kourtney's way or no way, so I'm over it.

Way or no way, so I'm over it. I'm not gonna do this anymore.

I'm not gonna do this anymore. This was north's birthday, her

this was north's birthday, her theme.

Theme. She's been talking about this

she's been talking about this for six months.

For six months. So if kourtney doesn't want to

so if kourtney doesn't want to do it this way, then I'll just

do it this way, then I'll just have my own party for north.

Have my own party for north. >> kourtney: "red food coloring

>> kourtney: "red food coloring causes allergic reactions.

Causes allergic reactions. >> kim: I get it. We get it!

>> kim: I get it. We get it! >> kourtney: ...Hyperactivity in

>> kourtney: ...Hyperactivity in children.

Children. >> kim: We get it.

>> kim: We get it. It's one day a year.

It's one day a year. >> kourtney: ...Tumors."

>> kourtney: ...Tumors." >> kim: Good, I'm glad that you

>> kim: Good, I'm glad that you know that.

Know that. (bleep) bitch.

>> khloe: Really don't like this game.

Game. It's not gonna happen with a

it's not gonna happen with a couple exercises, that I'm gonna

couple exercises, that I'm gonna change.

Change. (sighs)

(sighs) >> kim: I feel like you very

>> kim: I feel like you very oftentimes think that you are

oftentimes think that you are right no matter what.

Right no matter what. And your way is the highway.

And your way is the highway. >> kourtney: Because I usually

>> kourtney: Because I usually am.

Am. >> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm. >> kourtney: And it usually is.

>> kourtney: And it usually is. >> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm. >> khloe: Okay.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Give the baby a kiss-kiss.

Kiss-kiss. >> kris: Come on. Let's go.

>> kris: Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Is this your pony pool?

Is this your pony pool? >> khloe: Ooh.

>> khloe: Ooh. Want to follow me?

Want to follow me? Okay. We're gonna go by the

okay. We're gonna go by the sink.

Sink. >> kris: Oh, mommy's on a

>> kris: Oh, mommy's on a mission.

Mission. So what are you gonna do about

so what are you gonna do about penelope and north's birthday

penelope and north's birthday parties?

Parties? >> kim: I'm having my own party,

>> kim: I'm having my own party, so you guys are more than

so you guys are more than welcome and invited to my party.

Welcome and invited to my party. >> khloe: We're not doing

>> khloe: We're not doing separate birthday parties.

Separate birthday parties. >> kim: Oh, yeah, we are.

>> kim: Oh, yeah, we are. And the date is this Saturday at

and the date is this Saturday at 2:00, so if you want to join...

2:00, so if you want to join... >> khloe: Oh, is she just not

>> khloe: Oh, is she just not doing it on Saturday?

Doing it on Saturday? >> kim: ...The candy land themed

>> kim: ...The candy land themed party...

Party... >> kris: Is she also doing it

>> kris: Is she also doing it Saturday at 2:00?

Saturday at 2:00? >> kim: I don't know what she's

>> kim: I don't know what she's doing.

Doing. You can ask her.

You can ask her. >> khloe: My take on kourtney

>> khloe: My take on kourtney and kim feuding over candy land

and kim feuding over candy land is that it's just so stupid.

Is that it's just so stupid. We're gonna spend double the

we're gonna spend double the money, like, what, split their

money, like, what, split their friends up or make people go to

friends up or make people go to two parties.

Two parties. That's crazy.

That's crazy. >> kim: Bye, guys.

>> kim: Bye, guys. (line ringing)

(line ringing) >> kourtney: Hey, mom.

>> kourtney: Hey, mom. >> kris: Hi, kourt.

>> kris: Hi, kourt. Um, so what's going on with this

um, so what's going on with this birthday party situation?

Birthday party situation? >> kourtney: Everything she

>> kourtney: Everything she wanted was just junk and

wanted was just junk and over-the-top.

Over-the-top. >> kris: So when is your party?

>> kris: So when is your party? >> kourtney: Saturday.

>> kourtney: Saturday. >> kris: Well, kim's party's

>> kris: Well, kim's party's Saturday, too.

Saturday, too. >> kourtney: Of course it is.

>> kourtney: Of course it is. >> kris: What time is yours?

>> kris: What time is yours? >> kourtney: 2:00.

>> kourtney: 2:00. You better be there.

You better be there. >> kris: Well, of course I'll be

>> kris: Well, of course I'll be there.

There. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. Let's focus on the bigger

let's focus on the bigger picture.

Picture. This is all so petty, it's all

this is all so petty, it's all so childish.

So childish. It's their daughter's birthday.

It's their daughter's birthday. They want to celebrate together.

They want to celebrate together. I mean, I invited my ex to

I mean, I invited my ex to true's birthday party for the

true's birthday party for the sake of her.

Sake of her. I feel like, for the sake of

I feel like, for the sake of their daughters, they need to

their daughters, they need to resolve their candy debacle.

Resolve their candy debacle. (chuckles)

(chuckles) no.

No. They're not having two different

they're not having two different birthday parties.

Birthday parties. >> kris: Okay, honey.

>> kris: Okay, honey. I love you.

I love you. >> kourtney: Okay, I love you,

>> kourtney: Okay, I love you, too. Bye.

Too. Bye. >> kris: I'm gonna go have a

>> kris: I'm gonna go have a popsicle.

Popsicle. What is that?

What is that? (laughter)

(laughter) oh, my god.

Oh, my god. >> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What? >> kris: Did you see that?

>> kris: Did you see that? Oh, my god, did you get that?

Oh, my god, did you get that? >> producer: ...Lizard, or...

>> producer: ...Lizard, or... >> kris: But it was, it was

>> kris: But it was, it was humping itself.

Humping itself. There it is.

There it is. There's the tail.

There's the tail. >> khloe: Okay, mom, you don't

>> khloe: Okay, mom, you don't do that to people.

Do that to people. I would've literally cried.

I would've literally cried. >> kris: I'm sorry.

>> kris: I'm sorry. It's dangerous in these parts.

♪ ♪

(sighs) (moans)

(moans) (laughs)

(laughs) >> khloe: Really don't like this

>> khloe: Really don't like this game.

Game. After talking with sheva, I'm

after talking with sheva, I'm doing my homework assignment,

doing my homework assignment, messing up my closet.

Timer's here and I will sit here in my filthy space until the

in my filthy space until the buzzer goes off.

Buzzer goes off. (timer ticking)

(timer ticking) (shushes)

(shushes) being one right now.

Being one right now. >> kris: Did you meditate on top

>> kris: Did you meditate on top of your island?

Of your island? >> khloe: I'm just staying calm.

>> khloe: I'm just staying calm. >> kris: Why do you have a

>> kris: Why do you have a timer?

Timer? Why are your shoes messed up?

Why are your shoes messed up? >> khloe: Exactly.

>> khloe: Exactly. I'm doing what your friend said

I'm doing what your friend said to do.

To do. >> kris: Did you do that

>> kris: Did you do that yourself?

Yourself? >> khloe: I messed up shoes by

>> khloe: I messed up shoes by myself.

Myself. >> kris: I'm so proud of you.

>> kris: I'm so proud of you. >> khloe: What I take away from

>> khloe: What I take away from this experience is taking pride

this experience is taking pride in your home and your things.

In your home and your things. There are things that I like and

there are things that I like and they just can't have power over

they just can't have power over me.

Me. This has been embedded in me,

this has been embedded in me, like, my whole life, of acting a

like, my whole life, of acting a certain way.

Certain way. It's not gonna happen with a

it's not gonna happen with a couple exercises, that I'm gonna

couple exercises, that I'm gonna change.

Change. But I'm working on it because

but I'm working on it because it's, like, not a good way to

it's, like, not a good way to live.

Live. >> kris: If you can't beat

>> kris: If you can't beat 'em...

'em... >> khloe: Trueza!

>> khloe: Trueza! >> kris: ...Join them.

>> kris: ...Join them. >> khloe: (gasps) trueza!

>> khloe: (gasps) trueza! >> kris: Oh, my goodness, look

>> kris: Oh, my goodness, look at your outfit.

At your outfit. You're so cute.

You're so cute. >> khloe: Come here, boo. Ah!

>> khloe: Come here, boo. Ah! No. Where's my hug? Okay.

No. Where's my hug? Okay. Sequins next.

Sequins next. Give me my hug, give me my hug.

Give me my hug, give me my hug. >> (alarm ringing)

>> (alarm ringing) >> kris: Oh, my gosh, it's over.

>> kris: Oh, my gosh, it's over. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. >> khloe: Okay, true, let me

>> khloe: Okay, true, let me show you how to organize.

Show you how to organize. ♪ ♪

>> khloe: You and you, this is a peace table.

Peace table. No fighting.

No fighting. We're gonna come together, we're

we're gonna come together, we're gonna celebrate the girls'

gonna celebrate the girls' birthday party as one, we will

birthday party as one, we will find a compromise.

Find a compromise. It's just so crazy to have two

it's just so crazy to have two individual parties on the same

individual parties on the same day, like, how... What are the

day, like, how... What are the guests gonna do?

Guests gonna do? You guys all share the same

you guys all share the same friends, they're gonna, like,

friends, they're gonna, like, you know, "where's kim? Where's

you know, "where's kim? Where's north?" and someone has to say,

north?" and someone has to say, "oh, we had to have separate

"oh, we had to have separate birthday parties 'cause they're

birthday parties 'cause they're fighting over candy," like,

fighting over candy," like, that's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous. This is not a discussion.

This is not a discussion. >> kim: Okay, but here's the

>> kim: Okay, but here's the thing.

Thing. >> khloe: Okay, I guess it is a

>> khloe: Okay, I guess it is a discussion.

Discussion. >> kim: It has to be.

>> kim: It has to be. I feel like you very oftentimes

I feel like you very oftentimes think that you are right no

think that you are right no matter what, and your way is the

matter what, and your way is the highway.

Highway. >> kourtney: Because I usually

>> kourtney: Because I usually am.

Am. >> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm. >> kourtney: And it usually is.

>> khloe: Okay. Don't you also think life is

don't you also think life is about moderation?

About moderation? >> kourtney: I think in this

>> kourtney: I think in this family, if we're not the same...

Family, if we're not the same... >> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm. >> kourtney: ...Like, we're not

>> kourtney: ...Like, we're not supporting our differences,

supporting our differences, we're really criticizing and

we're really criticizing and judging our differences.

Judging our differences. >> khloe: But can't you support

>> khloe: But can't you support our high-fructose corn syrup

our high-fructose corn syrup differences, too?

Differences, too? >> kourtney: Yeah, sometimes I

>> kourtney: Yeah, sometimes I definitely come over.

Definitely come over. The first thing I do when I'm,

the first thing I do when I'm, like, in a "treat yourself" mood

like, in a "treat yourself" mood is grab your rainbow sprinkle

is grab your rainbow sprinkle cookies on the counter, but I'm

cookies on the counter, but I'm sorry if you think that I just

sorry if you think that I just want it my way because I want it

want it my way because I want it to be a mutual party, and I just

to be a mutual party, and I just don't think it's the way to be

don't think it's the way to be and to treat each other.

And to treat each other. >> kim: So let's just be adults

>> kim: So let's just be adults and have the party together

and have the party together because it's definitely way more

because it's definitely way more convenient.

Convenient. >> kourtney: And way more fun.

>> kourtney: And way more fun. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kourtney: This is really

>> kourtney: This is really about the kids, so I'm okay with

about the kids, so I'm okay with some candy and having sugar.

Some candy and having sugar. You only live once.

You only live once. >> khloe: It is great that you

>> khloe: It is great that you guys finally are doing this

guys finally are doing this together 'cause, you know, it's

together 'cause, you know, it's exhausting.

Exhausting. >> kim: It's exhausting.

>> kim: It's exhausting. >> khloe: It is, with all due

>> khloe: It is, with all due respect.

Respect. >> kim: Something like this

>> kim: Something like this wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you? >> (kris laughing)

>> (kris laughing) >> khloe: Listen, you little

>> khloe: Listen, you little piece of... (screams)

piece of... (screams) >> kourtney: Stop.

>> kourtney: Stop. >> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,

>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it, we're gonna...

We're gonna... >> (kourtney and kris screaming)

♪ ♪

>> kim: We are on our way to north and penelope's party, and

north and penelope's party, and north is so excited.

North is so excited. Kourtney agreed at the end just

kourtney agreed at the end just to go with regular candy, but I

to go with regular candy, but I really have no idea what to

really have no idea what to expect.

Expect. I haven't seen anything yet, so

I haven't seen anything yet, so I'm walking into this just like

I'm walking into this just like everybody else.

Everybody else. Candy land is the theme of

candy land is the theme of north's party.

North's party. So cute.

So cute. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ isn't it cute, guys?

Isn't it cute, guys? >> kourtney: Wait, did you see

>> kourtney: Wait, did you see what they did?

What they did? >> kim: What?

>> kim: What? >> kourtney: Penelope had a

>> kourtney: Penelope had a dream that it would say

dream that it would say "penelope" in candy, and so

"penelope" in candy, and so sharon put it, it said, "happy

sharon put it, it said, "happy birthday."

birthday." >> kim: Did you see that?

>> kim: Did you see that? >> kourtney: I mean, this is

>> kourtney: I mean, this is such a magical candy land

such a magical candy land birthday party.

Birthday party. It's so perfect.

It's so perfect. I worked really hard on it with

I worked really hard on it with our party planner, sharon sacks,

our party planner, sharon sacks, and, I mean, every detail was so

and, I mean, every detail was so perfect, you know, besides the

perfect, you know, besides the food, which there were no

food, which there were no compromises.

Compromises. Kim got every single thing she

kim got every single thing she wanted.

Wanted. There was not one healthy item

there was not one healthy item at the party.

At the party. ♪ ♪

>> guests: ♪ happy birthday to you. ♪

you. ♪ (cheering)

(cheering) ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god. (guests cheering)

(guests cheering) look at the inside. Whoo!

Look at the inside. Whoo! >> larsa: You guys want to do a

>> larsa: You guys want to do a fashion show?

Fashion show? >> north: Yeah.

>> north: Yeah. >> saint: I could be the candy

>> saint: I could be the candy cane.

Cane. >> larsa: Kim, this kid has been

>> larsa: Kim, this kid has been obsessed with candy his whole

obsessed with candy his whole life.

Life. >> kim: No, I know, that's why

>> kim: No, I know, that's why this party is like...

This party is like... >> larsa: That's why he's so...

>> larsa: That's why he's so... (kids laughing)

(kids laughing) ♪ ♪

>> parent: I want to be them for a day.

A day. >> kourtney: I know, that's

>> kourtney: I know, that's what... This is, like, our

what... This is, like, our dreams come true.

Dreams come true. >> kim: Sorry about all of the

>> kim: Sorry about all of the candy.

Candy. >> parent: I know, I-I probably

>> parent: I know, I-I probably had twice as much.

Had twice as much. >> kim: I can't believe I'm

>> kim: I can't believe I'm saying this: Way too much candy.

Saying this: Way too much candy. >> khloe: Oh, my god, stop.

>> khloe: Oh, my god, stop. >> kim: Like, I'm running around

>> kim: Like, I'm running around apologizing to parents, like,

apologizing to parents, like, I'm so sorry for your sugar

I'm so sorry for your sugar rush.

Rush. >> kourtney: I mean, I

>> kourtney: I mean, I definitely feel bad for all

definitely feel bad for all these parents.

These parents. >> kim: Truly, it would've been

>> kim: Truly, it would've been totally fine with just the

totally fine with just the decor.

Decor. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kim: And with way less candy.

>> kim: And with way less candy. >> kourtney: Well, mine didn't

>> kourtney: Well, mine didn't even eat any, I don't think,

even eat any, I don't think, because they don't have it

because they don't have it really, and sugar is an

really, and sugar is an addiction.

Addiction. >> kim: You know...

>> kim: You know... >> kourtney: So maybe you'll

>> kourtney: So maybe you'll listen to your older and wiser

listen to your older and wiser sister next time?

Sister next time? >> kim: But I still wouldn't

>> kim: But I still wouldn't because your suggestion was a

because your suggestion was a sugar-free candy land party.

Sugar-free candy land party. >> kourtney: No, I don't like

>> kourtney: No, I don't like sugar-free.

Sugar-free. >> kim: Or gluten-free,

>> kim: Or gluten-free, something.

Something. >> kourtney: No, it wasn't.

>> kourtney: No, it wasn't. >> kim: It just should've been,

>> kim: It just should've been, like I've said a million times,

like I've said a million times, less of the crap candy.

Less of the crap candy. >> kourtney: Whatever, we're not

>> kourtney: Whatever, we're not definitely never doing a candy

definitely never doing a candy land party again, so it doesn't

land party again, so it doesn't matter.

Matter. >> kim: Ever.

>> kim: Ever. >> larsa: Look at me.

>> larsa: Look at me. One, two, three.

One, two, three. ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Okay, guys, dinner is served.

Served. >> kim: Where are we all

>> kim: Where are we all sitting?

Sitting? >> kris: Come sit here.

>> kris: Come sit here. >> khloe: Garlic-y.

>> khloe: Garlic-y. Go like this, mom, to your nose.

Go like this, mom, to your nose. >> kris: Oh.

>> kris: Oh. Khloe, how's it been going with

khloe, how's it been going with the exposure therapy?

The exposure therapy? >> khloe: Good.

>> khloe: Good. I like that lady.

I like that lady. I really do.

I really do. >> kourtney: Who?

>> kourtney: Who? >> khloe: This therapist that

>> khloe: This therapist that mom hooked me up with.

Mom hooked me up with. >> corey: What you need that

>> corey: What you need that for?

For? You seem pretty balanced out.

You seem pretty balanced out. >> khloe: Thank you, corey.

>> khloe: Thank you, corey. >> corey: So what you go for?

>> corey: So what you go for? >> kourtney: For ocd?

>> kourtney: For ocd? >> khloe: Just, like, yeah, just

>> khloe: Just, like, yeah, just 'cause I can't, if there's,

'cause I can't, if there's, like, a mark on the wall or

like, a mark on the wall or scuffs on the floor, I freak

scuffs on the floor, I freak out.

Out. >> kris: She's easily distracted

>> kris: She's easily distracted by the little things that are

by the little things that are going on in her house.

Going on in her house. >> khloe: Like, the girl didn't

>> khloe: Like, the girl didn't like that I had, like,

like that I had, like, grapefruits and artichokes,

grapefruits and artichokes, like, she was like, "why can't

like, she was like, "why can't they be mixed?"

they be mixed?" I was like, "'cause it's a

I was like, "'cause it's a design aesthetic," and she was

design aesthetic," and she was like, "you got to live with it

like, "you got to live with it mixed up," and that really

mixed up," and that really bothered me.

Bothered me. She made me, like, mess up my

she made me, like, mess up my closet and deal with it.

Closet and deal with it. That one bothered me, but I'm

that one bothered me, but I'm actually really proud of myself.

Actually really proud of myself. I feel like I've gotten it

I feel like I've gotten it together.

Together. I'm not as crazy about things.

I'm not as crazy about things. I'm better.

I'm better. I let it ride a little more.

I let it ride a little more. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. So something like that wouldn't

so something like that wouldn't bother you?

Bother you? >> corey: Oh, wow.

>> corey: Oh, wow. >> khloe: Well, I just don't

>> khloe: Well, I just don't know why someone would do that,

know why someone would do that, but...

But... >> kris: Or maybe a little more,

>> kris: Or maybe a little more, like that?

Like that? >> khloe: I mean, of course it

>> khloe: I mean, of course it bothers me-- like, you're an

bothers me-- like, you're an adult, why are you doing that?

Adult, why are you doing that? >> kim: Something like this

>> kim: Something like this wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you? >> (kris laughing)

>> (kris laughing) >> kourtney: Or what about this?

>> kourtney: Or what about this? (laughs)

(laughs) >> corey: Oh, wow. Wow.

>> corey: Oh, wow. Wow. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kim: What about... (laughing)

>> kim: What about... (laughing) >> corey: Whoa, whoa.

>> corey: Whoa, whoa. >> kris: What is happening?

>> kris: What is happening? >> khloe: Stop it.

>> khloe: Stop it. >> kris: That wouldn't bother

>> kris: That wouldn't bother you?

You? >> khloe: No. Don't.

>> khloe: No. Don't. (screams)

(screams) stop it.

Stop it. Am I bothered by this food fight

am I bothered by this food fight right now?

Right now? Stop!

Stop! Who the (bleep) wouldn't be

who the (bleep) wouldn't be bothered by this?

Bothered by this? This is, in any normal person's

this is, in any normal person's world, bizarre, disturbing, and

world, bizarre, disturbing, and unacceptable.

Unacceptable. Listen, you little piece of

listen, you little piece of sh... (screams)

sh... (screams) kris is the one who got me to

kris is the one who got me to meet with sheva, and now she's

meet with sheva, and now she's mocking my growth.

Mocking my growth. You messed with the wrong bitch,

you messed with the wrong bitch, kris jenner.

Kris jenner. >> kourtney: Stop.

>> kourtney: Stop. >> (kris laughs)

>> (kris laughs) >> (kourtney screams)

>> (kourtney screams) >> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,

>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it, we're gonna... Oh...

We're gonna... Oh... >> (kris and kourtney screaming)

>> (kris and kourtney screaming) >> khloe: Did I do...

>> khloe: Did I do... What did I just do?

What did I just do? >> kim: I know you don't, I know

>> kim: I know you don't, I know you won't get me, so what can I

you won't get me, so what can I help you with?

Help you with? >> khloe: No, I'm not gonna get

>> khloe: No, I'm not gonna get you.

You. >> kim: Okay, what can I help

>> kim: Okay, what can I help you with?

You with? >> khloe: Who's gonna clean all

>> khloe: Who's gonna clean all this?

This? Mom, don't.

Mom, don't. Anybody is not okay with this.

Anybody is not okay with this. I don't care what therapy you're

I don't care what therapy you're in, if anyone's comfortable like

in, if anyone's comfortable like this, this is, like, I'm gonna

this, this is, like, I'm gonna question them.

Question them. This is no way to live.

This is no way to live. >> kris: No, this is no way to

>> kris: No, this is no way to live, but if you can laugh at

live, but if you can laugh at this and realize that we're a

this and realize that we're a little bit of jokesters and

little bit of jokesters and breathe, then I think you're

breathe, then I think you're doing a-okay.

Doing a-okay. (screams)

(screams) (bleep), kim!

(bleep), kim! You little piece of (bleep).

You little piece of (bleep). Why do I always get...

Why do I always get... This is her house!

This is her house! You're the one with the

you're the one with the therapist!

Therapist! >> khloe: You gave me the

>> khloe: You gave me the therapist.

Therapist. >> kourtney: I would jump in the

>> kourtney: I would jump in the pool if I was you.

Pool if I was you. >> kris: Oh, I will get you.

>> kris: Oh, I will get you. >> kim: Don't get me.

>> kim: Don't get me. >> kris: You just wait till it's

>> kris: You just wait till it's least expected.

Least expected. >> kim: Here's a towel. (laughs)

>> kim: Here's a towel. (laughs) >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. >> (kourtney laughs)

>> (kourtney laughs) >> kris: You know what?

>> kris: You know what? >> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god. >> (kim cackling)

>> (kim cackling) >> khloe: She's so excited.

>> khloe: She's so excited. >> kris: It's in my nose. Ew!

>> kris: It's in my nose. Ew! Gross!

Gross! >> khloe: Look how excited kim

>> khloe: Look how excited kim is.

Is. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. What a waste of food, you guys.

What a waste of food, you guys. >> kris: You better run for the

>> kris: You better run for the hills, kim.

Hills, kim. >> khloe: Okay, so who's gonna

>> khloe: Okay, so who's gonna clean all this (bleep) up?

Clean all this (bleep) up? (guests cheering)

(guests cheering) >> khloe: Kylie did a phenomenal

>> khloe: Kylie did a phenomenal job.

Job. It is a pink explosion of

it is a pink explosion of fabulousness.

Fabulousness. >> (kim screams)

>> (kim screams) >> kris: I bought a dog for

>> kris: I bought a dog for khloe as a surprise.

Khloe as a surprise. >> kim: I think it is the

>> kim: I think it is the absolute worst idea.

Absolute worst idea. >> kris: Surprise!

>> kris: Surprise! Happy birthday, khloe.

Happy birthday, khloe. >> khloe: No.

>> khloe: No. What is this?

What is this? >> scott: It looks fully like an

>> scott: It looks fully like an engagement ring.

Engagement ring. >> khloe: No, no, no, no, no!

>> khloe: No, no, no, no, no! Captioning sponsored by

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