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>> scott: Look at this dog,
can't even see.

Can't even see.
>> khloe: What'd they do to this

>> khloe: What'd they do to this
dog?

Dog?
They shaved it just from its

they shaved it just from its
belly button down?

Belly button down?
Do dogs have belly buttons?

Do dogs have belly buttons?
(chuckles)

(chuckles)
(hershela whines)

(hershela whines)
no.

No.
>> scott: Dude, hersh could kill

>> scott: Dude, hersh could kill
this.

This.
She's better than most of these

she's better than most of these
show dogs out there.

Show dogs out there.
>> khloe: She is.

>> khloe: She is.
>> scott: You know what?

>> scott: You know what?
I want to take this dog to show.

I want to take this dog to show.
(khloe chuckles)

(khloe chuckles)
I mean, look at her.

I mean, look at her.
>> khloe: Aw.

>> khloe: Aw.
>> scott: Now you'll notice

>> scott: Now you'll notice
hersh's profile is quite

hersh's profile is quite
serious.

Serious.
Look at her body.

Look at her body.
Her length of a wiener is

her length of a wiener is
just...

Just...
>> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What?
>> scott: She's got perfect

>> scott: She's got perfect
girth, perfect length.

Girth, perfect length.
She's a fine dog and she's

she's a fine dog and she's
gonna make it.

Gonna make it.
>> khloe: I love hersh.

>> khloe: I love hersh.
Hershela is incredible, and

hershela is incredible, and
she's just the cutest dog ever,

she's just the cutest dog ever,
and I think she's great for your

and I think she's great for your
family, I think she's...

Family, I think she's...
>> scott: She's a good dog, good

>> scott: She's a good dog, good
family.

Family.
>> khloe: She is, and she's

>> khloe: She is, and she's
just, like, easy to have around.

Just, like, easy to have around.
She's just, like, chill.

She's just, like, chill.
>> scott: Yeah. And at the end

>> scott: Yeah. And at the end
of the day, she's a wiener.

Of the day, she's a wiener.
>> khloe: She's a wiener dog.

>> khloe: She's a wiener dog.
Honk, honk.

Honk, honk.
>> scott: Good old-fashioned

>> scott: Good old-fashioned
wiener, and she's here to stay.

Wiener, and she's here to stay.
>> khloe: Thank god.

>> khloe: Thank god.
Let me see you prance.

Let me see you prance.
I don't think that's how you

I don't think that's how you
walk.

Walk.
You see how these guys are

you see how these guys are
walking, you got to trot a

walking, you got to trot a
little bit.

Little bit.
(laughs) we'll have to work on

(laughs) we'll have to work on
your prance.

Your prance.
>> scott: Oh.

>> scott: Oh.
>> khloe: Hersh, are you ready

>> khloe: Hersh, are you ready
to enter a show?

To enter a show?
>> scott: She's got it.

>> scott: She's got it.
>> khloe: Can I make flyers and

>> khloe: Can I make flyers and
sit in, like, the stands?

Sit in, like, the stands?
>> scott: Of course, "go

>> scott: Of course, "go
hershela."

hershela."
>> khloe: Yeah. Hershela!

>> khloe: Yeah. Hershela!
Hershela! Hershela!

Hershela! Hershela!
♪ ♪

>> khloe: How cute do you look.
>> mj: Well, as usual, just

>> mj: Well, as usual, just
gorgeous. (chuckles)

gorgeous. (chuckles)
>> khloe: That's you, gorgeous.

>> khloe: That's you, gorgeous.
>> mj: Well, hello.

>> mj: Well, hello.
>> khloe: Hey, boo.

>> khloe: Hey, boo.
>> kylie: What's up?

>> kylie: What's up?
>> mj: How are you?

>> mj: How are you?
Ooh!

Ooh!
>> kylie: What?

>> kylie: What?
You guys are in the waiting

you guys are in the waiting
room?

Room?
>> khloe: We didn't know.

>> khloe: We didn't know.
Security wouldn't let us in.

Security wouldn't let us in.
>> mj: Oh, my god.

>> mj: Oh, my god.
>> kylie: What's mine is yours.

>> kylie: What's mine is yours.
>> khloe: Oh, my...

>> khloe: Oh, my...
That's my sister! (chuckles)

that's my sister! (chuckles)
>> kylie: Come to my office.

>> kylie: Come to my office.
>> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah.
>> mj: Oh, I love being around

>> mj: Oh, I love being around
you.

You.
I don't ever get to see you

I don't ever get to see you
enough.

Enough.
>> kylie: I know.

>> kylie: I know.
>> mj: I'll have to come in here

>> mj: I'll have to come in here
and have meetings with you.

And have meetings with you.
>> kylie: Come to all my

>> kylie: Come to all my
meetings.

Meetings.
I would love your input.

I would love your input.
>> mj: I would love it.

>> mj: I would love it.
>> khloe: I saw... I've been

>> khloe: I saw... I've been
seeing it for a minute that

seeing it for a minute that
lamar is gonna be writing a

lamar is gonna be writing a
book.

Book.
>> mj: About what?

>> mj: About what?
>> khloe: Um, I have no idea, so

>> khloe: Um, I have no idea, so
I'm getting nervous.

I'm getting nervous.
>> kylie: Well, what terms are

>> kylie: Well, what terms are
you guys on right now?

You guys on right now?
Have you guys spoke recently?

Have you guys spoke recently?
>> khloe: No, I haven't spoken

>> khloe: No, I haven't spoken
to him since, like, we...

To him since, like, we...
>> kylie: Were married?

>> kylie: Were married?
I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.
>> khloe: No.

>> khloe: No.
After, you know, his situation,

after, you know, his situation,
and then we just, we just

and then we just, we just
stopped talking after that.

Stopped talking after that.
>> kylie: Yeah.

>> kylie: Yeah.
>> mj: Mm-hmm.

>> mj: Mm-hmm.
>> khloe: Lamar is my

>> khloe: Lamar is my
ex-husband.

Ex-husband.
We got married in 2009, and we

we got married in 2009, and we
were married for about five

were married for about five
years.

Years.
(malika gasps)

(malika gasps)
>> lamar: Would you marry me?

>> lamar: Would you marry me?
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
>> kim: Khloe!

>> kim: Khloe!
>> officiant: ...Husband and

>> officiant: ...Husband and
wife.

Wife.
(guests cheering)

(guests cheering)
>> khloe: We had a really great

>> khloe: We had a really great
marriage, but lamar was battling

marriage, but lamar was battling
some inner demons, so we had to

some inner demons, so we had to
divorce.

Divorce.
>> kris: So I heard you actually

>> kris: So I heard you actually
filed today.

Filed today.
>> khloe: It's not fair that,

>> khloe: It's not fair that,
like, this is even something

like, this is even something
that I think anyone has to go

that I think anyone has to go
through.

Through.
After we divorced, lamar was

after we divorced, lamar was
hospitalized for a drug

hospitalized for a drug
overdose.

Overdose.
>> reporter: Lamar odom fights

>> reporter: Lamar odom fights
for his life.

For his life.
>> kris: Now they have to

>> kris: Now they have to
stabilize all of his organs.

Stabilize all of his organs.
Khloe is at the hospital every

khloe is at the hospital every
day.

Day.
>> khloe: You're doing so well.

>> khloe: You're doing so well.
And after I got him on his feet,

and after I got him on his feet,
I'd felt it was better that we

I'd felt it was better that we
went different ways to not

went different ways to not
confuse, I think, our personal

confuse, I think, our personal
healing and growth.

Healing and growth.
Like, I want him to do anything

like, I want him to do anything
positive with his life and,

positive with his life and,
like, whatever's a good

like, whatever's a good
therapeutic outlet.

Therapeutic outlet.
I just, I am curious, like,

I just, I am curious, like,
sometimes people, like, when

sometimes people, like, when
they're with us, they love us,

they're with us, they love us,
then when they get away, they

then when they get away, they
kind of join the "kardashian

kind of join the "kardashian
haterade train," so I have

haterade train," so I have
nothing, like, I'm not worried

nothing, like, I'm not worried
about if lamar were to be

about if lamar were to be
honest about him or I or his

honest about him or I or his
relationship with our family,

relationship with our family,
like, we were nothing but

like, we were nothing but
amazing to him, but, you know

amazing to him, but, you know
what I mean?

What I mean?
>> kylie: Yeah.

>> kylie: Yeah.
>> khloe: I just want people to

>> khloe: I just want people to
tell the truth, so whatever the

tell the truth, so whatever the
truth is, go ahead and tell it.

Truth is, go ahead and tell it.
>> mj: Yeah.

>> mj: Yeah.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: I have patio furniture
and a breeze.

And a breeze.
I paid for that breeze.

I paid for that breeze.
(kim chuckles)

(kim chuckles)
it has been five long months,

it has been five long months,
and after all the suspense, I am

and after all the suspense, I am
finally back home, and I'm so

finally back home, and I'm so
excited.

Excited.
There's still a lot of work to

there's still a lot of work to
be done, but all of the big

be done, but all of the big
stuff is essentially finished.

Stuff is essentially finished.
I'm so excited to be home and to

I'm so excited to be home and to
have true's playroom, her

have true's playroom, her
bedroom.

Bedroom.
It's so corny, but there's

it's so corny, but there's
literally no place like home.

Literally no place like home.
>> kim: Um, so I'm gonna go to

>> kim: Um, so I'm gonna go to
d.C. Soon.

D.C. Soon.
I'm gonna speak at the white

I'm gonna speak at the white
house.

House.
>> khloe: Oh, my god, for what?

>> khloe: Oh, my god, for what?
>> kim: For, like, prison reform

>> kim: For, like, prison reform
stuff.

Stuff.
They are gonna start, like, a

they are gonna start, like, a
second chance hiring program

second chance hiring program
where they're gonna help the

where they're gonna help the
people that are coming home get

people that are coming home get
jobs.

Jobs.
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
>> kim: And so I'm announcing a

>> kim: And so I'm announcing a
partnership with lyft, who are

partnership with lyft, who are
giving away gift cards so they

giving away gift cards so they
can get rides to and from work,

can get rides to and from work,
job interviews, to and from any

job interviews, to and from any
place that they really would

place that they really would
need to go to.

Need to go to.
>> khloe: You're doing such a

>> khloe: You're doing such a
great thing, and, I mean, you're

great thing, and, I mean, you're
changing, literally, so many

changing, literally, so many
people's lives.

People's lives.
>> kim: I work with #cut50.

>> kim: I work with #cut50.
They write so much amazing

they write so much amazing
policy, like, the first step

policy, like, the first step
act.

Act.
I mean, their job is to

I mean, their job is to
literally cut incarceration 50%.

Literally cut incarceration 50%.
So getting people back on their

so getting people back on their
feet is really important for me,

feet is really important for me,
and I'm so proud to be a part of

and I'm so proud to be a part of
this initiative to make people's

this initiative to make people's
reentry back into society

reentry back into society
easier.

Easier.
>> khloe: Oh! What're you doing?

>> khloe: Oh! What're you doing?
>> true: Mama.

>> true: Mama.
>> khloe: Wow, cutie.

>> khloe: Wow, cutie.
Give kiki a hug.

Give kiki a hug.
>> kim: Where's my hug?

>> kim: Where's my hug?
Where's my huggy? (gasps)

where's my huggy? (gasps)
thank you.

Thank you.
>> khloe: Aw, yay!

>> khloe: Aw, yay!
>> kim: Yay!

>> kim: Yay!
I wasn't paying attention this

I wasn't paying attention this
morning, and I look over and chi

morning, and I look over and chi
had a sharpie drawing all over

had a sharpie drawing all over
the wall on kanye's side

the wall on kanye's side
of the bed.

Of the bed.
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
He's out of town, thank god.

He's out of town, thank god.
>> kim: Oh, he wouldn't care.

>> kim: Oh, he wouldn't care.
He would be like, "I love it.

He would be like, "I love it.
It's art. Keep it."

it's art. Keep it."
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
>> kim: You know?

>> kim: You know?
But I'm like... (gasps)

but I'm like... (gasps)
>> khloe: You want to go auntie

>> khloe: You want to go auntie
kiki's house and you can do

kiki's house and you can do
that?

That?
>> kim: No.

>> kim: No.
>> khloe: Don't do it here.

>> khloe: Don't do it here.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: You have great legs,
malika.

Malika.
>> malika: Thanks, babe.

>> malika: Thanks, babe.
>> khloe: Whoo!

>> khloe: Whoo!
>> joe: Yes. Pump more.

>> joe: Yes. Pump more.
Last one.

Last one.
And... Okay.

And... Okay.
>> malika: Whew.

>> malika: Whew.
>> khloe: Kim just sent me this.

>> khloe: Kim just sent me this.
You know lamar's book that he's

you know lamar's book that he's
doing?

Doing?
>> malika: Right.

>> malika: Right.
>> khloe: He's on, like, a book

>> khloe: He's on, like, a book
tour.

Tour.
>> juju chang: ...Former

>> juju chang: ...Former
basketball star, lamar odom,

basketball star, lamar odom,
is now telling it all in his

is now telling it all in his
new memoir, darkness to light.

New memoir, darkness to light.
>> khloe: Lamar's book comes out

>> khloe: Lamar's book comes out
today, and he's doing a press

today, and he's doing a press
tour, and his first on-camera

tour, and his first on-camera
interview was with good morning

interview was with good morning
america, and it's the first

america, and it's the first
time he's gonna be talking about

time he's gonna be talking about
his book.

His book.
I don't know, I'm just getting

I don't know, I'm just getting
anxious.

Anxious.
>> juju chang: Tell me what it

>> juju chang: Tell me what it
was like being on keeping up

was like being on keeping up
with the kardashians...

With the kardashians...
>> lamar: I mean, I loved it.

>> lamar: I mean, I loved it.
>> juju chang: You did?

>> juju chang: You did?
>> lamar: Yeah.

>> lamar: Yeah.
>> malika: He did. (chuckles)

>> malika: He did. (chuckles)
>> juju chang: And yet, you were

>> juju chang: And yet, you were
hiding your drug use and your

hiding your drug use and your
sex addiction from khloe.

Sex addiction from khloe.
>> lamar: Yeah.

>> lamar: Yeah.
I'm thinking about it now, like,

I'm thinking about it now, like,
I couldn't believe how I was

I couldn't believe how I was
treating that queen like that.

Treating that queen like that.
>> juju chang: Have you

>> juju chang: Have you
apologized to her?

Apologized to her?
>> lamar: I don't think I have.

>> lamar: I don't think I have.
>> juju chang: Do you feel like

>> juju chang: Do you feel like
you owe her an apology?

You owe her an apology?
>> lamar: Yeah, her and her

>> lamar: Yeah, her and her
family.

Family.
>> malika: How does that make

>> malika: How does that make
you feel?

You feel?
>> khloe: I mean... Like, it's

>> khloe: I mean... Like, it's
the truth, it's nice.

The truth, it's nice.
>> malika: Do you think you'll

>> malika: Do you think you'll
read the book?

Read the book?
>> khloe: I don't have a problem

>> khloe: I don't have a problem
reading the book.

Reading the book.
I kind of know what happens,

I kind of know what happens,
though. (chuckles)

though. (chuckles)
>> kim: I am heading to the

>> kim: I am heading to the
white house.

White house.
We are getting (bleep) done

we are getting (bleep) done
today.

Today.
I have no idea what I'm stepping

I have no idea what I'm stepping
into.

Into.
I had no idea it was televised.

I had no idea it was televised.
I'm freaking the (bleep) out.

I'm freaking the (bleep) out.
>> man: The president of the

>> man: The president of the
united states.

United states.
>> leesa: So you always want the

>> leesa: So you always want the
dog on the judges' side.

Dog on the judges' side.
>> scott: Hershel!

>> scott: Hershel!
>> khloe: I am the judge.

>> khloe: I am the judge.
>> scott: After watching these

>> scott: After watching these
dog shows, I realized my dog

dog shows, I realized my dog
could do that.

Could do that.
>> leesa: And then you would

>> leesa: And then you would
gait him in a circle.

Gait him in a circle.
>> scott: Come on.

>> scott: Come on.
>> khloe: Oh, good, hersh.

>> khloe: Oh, good, hersh.
>> scott: Hersh, to the camera.

>> scott: Hersh, to the camera.
Do you see potential in a show

do you see potential in a show
dog in her?

♪ ♪

(kris speaks indistinctly)
>> man: No, you're good.

>> man: No, you're good.
>> kris: Okay.

>> kris: Okay.
(cell phone chimes)

(cell phone chimes)
>> kris: Who's got my phone?

>> kris: Who's got my phone?
Matt does.

Matt does.
Can I see it for one second?

(indistinct chatter)

(cell phone chimes)
>> kris: All right.

>> kris: All right.
>> producer: Can you see...

>> producer: Can you see...
Kris, can you look over at the

kris, can you look over at the
camera?

Camera?
>> kris: Sorry.

>> kris: Sorry.
(cell phone chimes)

(cell phone chimes)
oh, my god.

Oh, my god.
Matt.

Matt.
I need a little help here with

I need a little help here with
this 'cause I'm filming.

This 'cause I'm filming.
(cell phone chimes)

(cell phone chimes)
(kris sighs)

(kris sighs)
read my texts.

Read my texts.
I'm supposed to be doing a press

I'm supposed to be doing a press
interview, but somebody is

interview, but somebody is
sending me texts saying that in

sending me texts saying that in
lamar's book he's accused me of

lamar's book he's accused me of
setting up the whole soulcycle

setting up the whole soulcycle
thing all over again.

Thing all over again.
It was a huge deal at the time

it was a huge deal at the time
because lamar popped up at one

because lamar popped up at one
of khloe's classes and it caused

of khloe's classes and it caused
a big commotion.

Khloe blames me, thinking that I
told lamar where she was gonna

told lamar where she was gonna
be, and that never happened.

Be, and that never happened.
>> khloe: Mom, if you weren't

>> khloe: Mom, if you weren't
talking to him or anything, we

talking to him or anything, we
wouldn't have this to talk about

wouldn't have this to talk about
today.

Today.
>> kim: She should feel like a

>> kim: She should feel like a
piece of (bleep), like, this was

piece of (bleep), like, this was
all her fault.

All her fault.
>> khloe: You wanted to be mad

>> khloe: You wanted to be mad
at caitlyn, I was on your side

at caitlyn, I was on your side
and I protected you and I

and I protected you and I
defended you, you crazy (bleep).

Defended you, you crazy (bleep).
>> kris: All right.

>> kris: All right.
Fix your own problem!

Fix your own problem!
>> kris: I'm trying to do damage

>> kris: I'm trying to do damage
control because I know when

control because I know when
khloe sees this, it's gonna set

khloe sees this, it's gonna set
her off again.

Her off again.
I'm so sorry.

Story of my life.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hey, hersh.
Hi.

Hi.
>> scott: Hello, khlo.

>> scott: Hello, khlo.
>> khloe: Oh, lord.

(doorbell rings)
>> scott: Hi. How are you?

>> scott: Hi. How are you?
>> leesa: Good.

>> leesa: Good.
>> scott: Scott.

>> scott: Scott.
>> leesa: I'm leesa molina.

>> leesa: I'm leesa molina.
>> scott: Come on in.

>> scott: Come on in.
>> leesa: Nice to meet you.

>> leesa: Nice to meet you.
>> scott: Nice to meet you.

>> scott: Nice to meet you.
>> khloe: Hi. I'm khloe.

>> khloe: Hi. I'm khloe.
>> scott: This is khlo.

>> scott: This is khlo.
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
And this is hersh.

And this is hersh.
>> scott: This is hersh.

>> scott: This is hersh.
>> leesa: Oh, she's beautiful.

>> leesa: Oh, she's beautiful.
>> khloe: Isn't she pretty?

>> khloe: Isn't she pretty?
>> scott: I appreciate it, thank

>> scott: I appreciate it, thank
you.

You.
>> leesa: She's gorgeous.

>> leesa: She's gorgeous.
>> scott: You know, after

>> scott: You know, after
watching these dog shows, I

watching these dog shows, I
realized my dog could do that.

Realized my dog could do that.
In order to be a westminster

in order to be a westminster
show dog, I hired a dog handler

show dog, I hired a dog handler
to kind of show me the ropes.

To kind of show me the ropes.
My dog could run a circle.

My dog could run a circle.
My dog could stop and stand.

My dog could stop and stand.
Look at this thing.

Look at this thing.
It's a purebred.

It's a purebred.
Hersh, to the camera.

>> leesa: Is she trained to walk
on a leash at all?

On a leash at all?
>> scott: I don't know.

>> scott: I don't know.
(laughs)

(laughs)
>> khloe: Well, it's your dog.

>> khloe: Well, it's your dog.
>> leesa: So you always want

>> leesa: So you always want
the dog on the judges' side.

The dog on the judges' side.
>> scott: Hershel!

>> scott: Hershel!
>> khloe: I am the judge.

>> khloe: I am the judge.
>> leesa: And then you walk

>> leesa: And then you walk
straight.

Straight.
And you let her go a little bit

and you let her go a little bit
ahead of you.

Ahead of you.
And then, stop, pose.

And then, stop, pose.
And then try to get her

and then try to get her
attention.

Attention.
>> scott: Hershel.

>> scott: Hershel.
Good dog.

Good dog.
>> leesa: And every time she

>> leesa: And every time she
does something that's amazing,

does something that's amazing,
like, if she walks in a straight

like, if she walks in a straight
line with you, it's like, "oh,

line with you, it's like, "oh,
my god!"

my god!"
>> scott (high-pitched): Good

>> scott (high-pitched): Good
dog, hersh! (talking gibberish)

dog, hersh! (talking gibberish)
>> leesa: There we go! Yeah!

>> leesa: There we go! Yeah!
>> scott: Yeah, you little

>> scott: Yeah, you little
puppy dog.

Puppy dog.
>> leesa: Oh, my god.

>> leesa: Oh, my god.
Pretend I'm the judge

pretend I'm the judge
and you're walking to me.

And you're walking to me.
Oh, see, now that's getting

oh, see, now that's getting
better.

Better.
And then you would gait him in a

and then you would gait him in a
circle.

Circle.
>> scott (regular pitch): Come

>> scott (regular pitch): Come
on.

On.
>> leesa: And then I'm gonna be

>> leesa: And then I'm gonna be
the dog's expression.

The dog's expression.
>> khloe: Oh, good, hersh.

>> khloe: Oh, good, hersh.
>> leesa: Pick her up.

>> leesa: Pick her up.
And this would be, like, a

and this would be, like, a
normal little grooming table.

Normal little grooming table.
You want her legs to be

you want her legs to be
straight...

Straight...
>> scott: Sit up, hersh.

>> scott: Sit up, hersh.
>> leesa: ...And her tail out.

>> leesa: ...And her tail out.
>> khloe: Aww...

>> khloe: Aww...
>> leesa: Oh, look at that.

>> leesa: Oh, look at that.
That's perfect.

That's perfect.
>> khloe: Cutie.

>> khloe: Cutie.
>> scott: Do you see potential

>> scott: Do you see potential
in a show dog in her?

In a show dog in her?
(hershela whimpers)

(hershela whimpers)
>> leesa: Yeah.

>> leesa: Yeah.
>> scott: Okay.

>> scott: Okay.
This is the best news I've ever

this is the best news I've ever
heard.

Heard.
I mean, we're definitely gonna

I mean, we're definitely gonna
have to do some hard training,

have to do some hard training,
but hersh is ready, I'm ready.

But hersh is ready, I'm ready.
We can go right to the top.

We can go right to the top.
Right, hersh?

Right, hersh?
So, I've got a chance.

So, I've got a chance.
>> leesa: Yeah.

>> leesa: Yeah.
>> scott: I'm excited.

>> scott: I'm excited.
>> leesa: Yeah.

>> leesa: Yeah.
There she goes.

There she goes.
Come on. (clicking tongue)

come on. (clicking tongue)
come on.

Come on.
>> scott: Yeah.

>> scott: Yeah.
>> leesa: There she goes.

>> leesa: There she goes.
>> scott: Look at her trotting.

>> scott: Look at her trotting.
Wow.

Wow.
>> leesa: Come on.

>> leesa: Come on.
>> scott: I can see her winning

>> scott: I can see her winning
right now.

Right now.
>> leesa: Oh, look it. See,

>> leesa: Oh, look it. See,
that's the way you want, like, a

that's the way you want, like, a
little bit faster, but not so...

Little bit faster, but not so...
(laughter)

(laughter)
♪ ♪

>> khloe: It's warm in here.
>> kim: It's not that warm in

>> kim: It's not that warm in
here.

Here.
It's more warm in the other

it's more warm in the other
room.

Room.
>> khloe: Hmm. You are never

>> khloe: Hmm. You are never
shiny.

Shiny.
>> kim: Really?

>> kim: Really?
>> khloe: Never.

>> khloe: Never.
But I found out that mom's lying

but I found out that mom's lying
to me.

To me.
This soulcycle thing is all a

this soulcycle thing is all a
lie.

Lie.
>> kim: What happened?

>> kim: What happened?
>> khloe: Lamar, in the book,

>> khloe: Lamar, in the book,
he's saying how my mom did tell

he's saying how my mom did tell
him where to go.

Him where to go.
>> kim: So crazy.

>> kim: So crazy.
>> khloe: It's exactly what I

>> khloe: It's exactly what I
thought happened, which she

thought happened, which she
denied to me, forever.

Denied to me, forever.
There's no way he could've

there's no way he could've
followed me, like, how would he

followed me, like, how would he
know I'm at soulcycle in beverly

know I'm at soulcycle in beverly
hills at 6:00 a.M.?

Hills at 6:00 a.M.?
>> kim: It's so bizarre.

>> kim: It's so bizarre.
>> khloe: Like, he's just...

>> khloe: Like, he's just...
It doesn't bother me.

It doesn't bother me.
But why lie about it?

But why lie about it?
This whole soulcycle situation

this whole soulcycle situation
is after mine and lamar's

is after mine and lamar's
divorce.

Divorce.
The only reason why I feel like

the only reason why I feel like
my mom did disclose my

my mom did disclose my
whereabouts is because how would

whereabouts is because how would
lamar know where I was going at

lamar know where I was going at
5:30 in the morning?

5:30 in the morning?
And I don't think my mom

and I don't think my mom
realized, like, the severity of

realized, like, the severity of
the emotional distress lamar was

the emotional distress lamar was
on during that time.

On during that time.
And I think she just kind of

and I think she just kind of
retreated and got nervous to

retreated and got nervous to
admit that she potentially

admit that she potentially
could've put me in harm's way.

Could've put me in harm's way.
And so, she's just denying it.

And so, she's just denying it.
(laughs)

(laughs)
what if I just started crying?

What if I just started crying?
>> kim: You should, honestly.

>> kim: You should, honestly.
Let it out.

Let it out.
>> khloe: Honestly.

>> khloe: Honestly.
>> kris: Okay, so we want that

>> kris: Okay, so we want that
guy and this guy.

Guy and this guy.
(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)
>> mj: It has to speak to you...

>> mj: It has to speak to you...
>> scott: Do you need to get

>> scott: Do you need to get
that?

That?
>> kris: Huh?

>> kris: Huh?
>> scott: You keep getting phone

>> scott: You keep getting phone
calls and you keep not picking

calls and you keep not picking
them up.

Them up.
>> kris: Uh, khloe.

>> kris: Uh, khloe.
I'm just gonna ignore her.

I'm just gonna ignore her.
(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)
>> khloe: Lamar called me, and

>> khloe: Lamar called me, and
he was like, "I would love to

he was like, "I would love to
see you.

See you.
I've been dying to see you in

I've been dying to see you in
person.

Person.
I just feel like we have so much

I just feel like we have so much
to talk about."

to talk about."
>> kim: I mean, I think it would

>> kim: I mean, I think it would
be nice if you guys, like, had a

be nice if you guys, like, had a
face-to-face.

Face-to-face.
>> khloe: I don't know.

♪ ♪

(camera shutters clicking)
>> kris: Thank you.

>> kris: Thank you.
Thanks, guys, I think you got

thanks, guys, I think you got
it.

It.
I think we got it.

I think we got it.
Just a couple.

Just a couple.
'cause otherwise it's annoying.

'cause otherwise it's annoying.
Look at that cutting board right

look at that cutting board right
there.

There.
That's it.

That's it.
That's the one.

That's the one.
>> scott: This one?

>> scott: This one?
>> kris: Yes.

>> kris: Yes.
>> scott: I'm not sure I like

>> scott: I'm not sure I like
this butt shape in the...

This butt shape in the...
>> kris: Scott, it's got

>> kris: Scott, it's got
character.

Character.
>> scott: Oh.

>> scott: Oh.
I'm in the market to make my

I'm in the market to make my
house feel like home.

House feel like home.
And the only person that I know

and the only person that I know
that can really make it feel

that can really make it feel
like a home is the one and only.

Like a home is the one and only.
>> kris: Yep.

>> kris: Yep.
>> scott: Kris.

>> scott: Kris.
>> kris: I love-- this is my

>> kris: I love-- this is my
thing.

Thing.
I love doing this.

I love doing this.
>> scott: I know you do.

>> scott: I know you do.
>> kris: Like, accessorize the

>> kris: Like, accessorize the
kitchen and making that come

kitchen and making that come
together.

Together.
>> scott: Right, and I got to

>> scott: Right, and I got to
utilize you wherever I can.

Utilize you wherever I can.
>> kris: That's right.

>> kris: That's right.
>> scott: 'cause you're not a

>> scott: 'cause you're not a
babysitter.

Babysitter.
>> kris: Nope.

>> kris: Nope.
>> scott: Not dropping the kids

>> scott: Not dropping the kids
off on Sunday for the day.

Off on Sunday for the day.
(kris chuckles)

(kris chuckles)
>> kris: That's my massage

>> kris: That's my massage
day.

Day.
>> scott: That was the best.

>> scott: That was the best.
>> kris: Let me see the trough.

>> kris: Let me see the trough.
'cause we need a trough, also,

'cause we need a trough, also,
actually.

Actually.
(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)
and a pestle and mortar.

And a pestle and mortar.
>> scott: I think you guys are

>> scott: I think you guys are
thinking that I'm, like, an old

thinking that I'm, like, an old
woman.

Woman.
(soft laughter)

(soft laughter)
oh, this is a real guacamole

oh, this is a real guacamole
maker.

Maker.
>> mj: You could churn butter.

>> mj: You could churn butter.
>> kris: Oh, yeah.

>> kris: Oh, yeah.
Scott, this is great.

Scott, this is great.
>> scott: Oh, my god.

>> scott: Oh, my god.
>> kris: So, you can put this in

>> kris: So, you can put this in
the kitchen.

The kitchen.
Remember I said you need a

remember I said you need a
trough? We're gonna fill it...

Trough? We're gonna fill it...
>> scott: Are you sure you like

>> scott: Are you sure you like
that?

That?
>> kris: Yes.

>> kris: Yes.
>> scott: Okay.

>> scott: Okay.
Then I-I follow your lead.

Then I-I follow your lead.
>> mj: It has to speak to you...

>> mj: It has to speak to you...
>> scott: Do you need to get

>> scott: Do you need to get
that?

That?
>> kris: Huh?

>> kris: Huh?
>> scott: You keep getting phone

>> scott: You keep getting phone
calls and you keep not picking

calls and you keep not picking
them up.

Them up.
>> kris: I'm busy.

>> kris: I'm busy.
I'm in a meeting.

I'm in a meeting.
Okay, so we want that guy

okay, so we want that guy
and this guy.

And this guy.
(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)
uh, khloe again.

Uh, khloe again.
(sighs): Okay.

(sighs): Okay.
>> scott: Yeah, well, you should

>> scott: Yeah, well, you should
answer.

Answer.
What if it's something serious

what if it's something serious
and not just, like,

and not just, like,
work related?

Work related?
>> kris: No, I'm just gonna

>> kris: No, I'm just gonna
ignore her.

Ignore her.
>> scott: You're gonna leave

>> scott: You're gonna leave
that on the whole time?

That on the whole time?
Just vibrate?

Just vibrate?
I can't even pay attention.

I can't even pay attention.
>> kris: Okay, sorry.

>> kris: Okay, sorry.
(scott blows raspberry)

(scott blows raspberry)
I have a confession to make.

I have a confession to make.
>> scott: Oh, god.

>> scott: Oh, god.
>> kris: I'm avoiding khloe.

>> kris: I'm avoiding khloe.
>> scott: Why?

>> scott: Why?
>> kris: Well, lamar wrote a

>> kris: Well, lamar wrote a
book.

Book.
He mentions soulcycle, and says

he mentions soulcycle, and says
that I told him where khloe was.

That I told him where khloe was.
>> scott: So now it's your

>> scott: So now it's your
fault.

Fault.
>> kris: And he was wanting to--

>> kris: And he was wanting to--
yes, everything's always my

yes, everything's always my
fault.

Fault.
>> scott: That is true.

>> scott: That is true.
>> kris: So I'm learning that...

>> kris: So I'm learning that...
>> scott: Wait, so were you just

>> scott: Wait, so were you just
with me trying to, like, avoid

with me trying to, like, avoid
being with her?

Being with her?
>> kris: Maybe just a little

>> kris: Maybe just a little
bit.

Bit.
>> scott: I guess you're paying,

>> scott: I guess you're paying,
then, because I'm getting you

then, because I'm getting you
away from a crime scene.

Away from a crime scene.
>> kris: I can afford it.

>> kris: I can afford it.
>> scott: I know you can.

>> scott: I know you can.
Trust me.

Trust me.
>> kris: This is so much fun,

>> kris: This is so much fun,
scott.

Scott.
>> scott: This is magnificent.

>> scott: This is magnificent.
>> kris: We're definitely...

>> kris: We're definitely...
>> scott: I just don't know

>> scott: I just don't know
where I'm putting it.

Where I'm putting it.
>> kris: Just fill it with

>> kris: Just fill it with
fruit.

Fruit.
>> mj: And-and pumpkins, those

>> mj: And-and pumpkins, those
little pumpkins, when it gets to

little pumpkins, when it gets to
be, um...

Be, um...
>> scott: Ooh, I like the

>> scott: Ooh, I like the
little pumpkins, yeah.

Little pumpkins, yeah.
>> mj: I love the little

>> mj: I love the little
pumpkin.

Pumpkin.
>> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah.
You can do all pomegranates.

You can do all pomegranates.
>> mj: (gasps) pomegranates.

>> mj: (gasps) pomegranates.
>> scott: Holy chicago.

>> scott: Holy chicago.
This is a lot to think about.

This is a lot to think about.
>> kris: What does she have to

>> kris: What does she have to
do with this?

Do with this?
♪ ♪

>> khloe: Your flowers look so
pretty.

Pretty.
I keep trying to get in touch

I keep trying to get in touch
with mom.

With mom.
She's literally ignoring me.

She's literally ignoring me.
She doesn't call me back.

She doesn't call me back.
This is crazy.

This is crazy.
>> kim: That's weird.

>> kim: That's weird.
>> kourtney: Ooh!

>> kourtney: Ooh!
I keep on hearing, like, a bee

I keep on hearing, like, a bee
buzzing in here.

Buzzing in here.
>> kim: Now I'm nervous.

>> kim: Now I'm nervous.
>> khloe: You're freaking me

>> khloe: You're freaking me
out.

Out.
So anyway, kids...

So anyway, kids...
>> kourtney: Should we open

>> kourtney: Should we open
this?

This?
>> kim: No, I did.

>> kim: No, I did.
There's nothing in there.

There's nothing in there.
>> kourtney: I'm just scared for

>> kourtney: I'm just scared for
the tarantulas.

The tarantulas.
(kim gasps)

(kim gasps)
>> khloe: Kourtney, stop it!

>> khloe: Kourtney, stop it!
>> kim: Don't you dare.

>> kim: Don't you dare.
(kourtney laughs)

(kourtney laughs)
>> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god.
>> khloe: Um, one of the stories

>> khloe: Um, one of the stories
that lamar wrote about, I text

that lamar wrote about, I text
him and I said, "lol, like, I

him and I said, "lol, like, I
can't..."

can't..."
>> kourtney: Oh, he really has a

>> kourtney: Oh, he really has a
book out?

Book out?
>> kim: Kourtney, is this a

>> kim: Kourtney, is this a
joke?

Joke?
>> khloe: Are you okay?

>> khloe: Are you okay?
>> kim: Why would he be doing a

>> kim: Why would he be doing a
press tour?

Press tour?
>> kourtney: I have no idea,

>> kourtney: I have no idea,
guys. I don't...

Guys. I don't...
>> khloe: If you tell me you

>> khloe: If you tell me you
don't (bleep) watch tv, it has

don't (bleep) watch tv, it has
nothing to do with tv, you dumb

nothing to do with tv, you dumb
(bleep).

(bleep).
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> kourtney: I look at, like,

>> kourtney: I look at, like,
interior decor, like, good...

Interior decor, like, good...
>> khloe: You're so

>> khloe: You're so
sophisticated and rich.

Sophisticated and rich.
>> kourtney: I am.

>> kourtney: I am.
>> khloe: I text him like,

>> khloe: I text him like,
"lol, I can't believe you

"lol, I can't believe you
remembered that story," 'cause

remembered that story," 'cause
he was not in a position to

he was not in a position to
remember.

Remember.
>> kourtney: What was the story?

>> kourtney: What was the story?
>> khloe: How...

>> khloe: How...
>> kim: The girl in the hotel.

>> kim: The girl in the hotel.
>> kourtney: Oh. Oh, yeah.

>> kourtney: Oh. Oh, yeah.
>> khloe: How I beat her up or

>> khloe: How I beat her up or
whatever.

Whatever.
>> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay.
>> khloe: And so, he kept

>> khloe: And so, he kept
calling from another number and

calling from another number and
I didn't answer and he text me

I didn't answer and he text me
and said, "you have me blocked."

and said, "you have me blocked."
so I unblocked him.

So I unblocked him.
>> kourtney: I think it is nice,

>> kourtney: I think it is nice,
the more people you can be in

the more people you can be in
touch with, like, in a nice way.

Touch with, like, in a nice way.
>> khloe: I agree, I just

>> khloe: I agree, I just
don't-- I mean, I, like, miss

don't-- I mean, I, like, miss
him, all the time, but not in a

him, all the time, but not in a
place I'm go-- I want to get

place I'm go-- I want to get
back with him.

Back with him.
So, he called me and he was

so, he called me and he was
like, "I just knew we were all

like, "I just knew we were all
gonna talk again at some point.

Gonna talk again at some point.
I'm just so happy."

I'm just so happy."
he was like, "I would love to

he was like, "I would love to
see you.

See you.
I've been dying to see you in

I've been dying to see you in
person.

Person.
I just feel like we have so much

I just feel like we have so much
to talk about."

to talk about."
>> kim: I mean, I think it would

>> kim: I mean, I think it would
be nice if you guys, like, had a

be nice if you guys, like, had a
face-to-face after all these

face-to-face after all these
years.

Years.
I just feel like maybe you have

I just feel like maybe you have
to get that out.

To get that out.
>> khloe: I always felt after, I

>> khloe: I always felt after, I
think, the overdose, that I did

think, the overdose, that I did
everything in my power to, like,

everything in my power to, like,
be there through, like, sickness

be there through, like, sickness
and health, and once I saw that

and health, and once I saw that
he, you know, wasn't in the

he, you know, wasn't in the
headspace to really want to

headspace to really want to
change his bad situation, then I

change his bad situation, then I
was fine letting him go.

Was fine letting him go.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: I've never thought

>> khloe: I've never thought
twice about it, and why we

twice about it, and why we
stopped talking or anything like

stopped talking or anything like
that.

That.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: It feels really good

>> khloe: It feels really good
just to have a decent, nice

just to have a decent, nice
conversation with lamar, but,

conversation with lamar, but,
you know, I really don't know

you know, I really don't know
what the right thing to do is in

what the right thing to do is in
this situation.

This situation.
I don't want to mislead him in

I don't want to mislead him in
any way, but I would like to

any way, but I would like to
meet with him.

Meet with him.
>> kim: I mean, I'm happy to be

>> kim: I mean, I'm happy to be
there with you, if you want.

>> khloe: I don't know.
>> kourtney: Life is short.

♪ ♪

>> kim: We are in washington,
d.C. For the second chance

d.C. For the second chance
hiring initiative conference.

Hiring initiative conference.
I am speaking at the white house

I am speaking at the white house
in a few hours, but I just

in a few hours, but I just
landed, so I'm exhausted.

Landed, so I'm exhausted.
But I'm excited.

But I'm excited.
"there are many obstacles that

"there are many obstacles that
people coming home from prison

people coming home from prison
face.

Face.
One of the most common problems

one of the most common problems
I hear is the lack of

I hear is the lack of
transportation.

Transportation.
Those coming home often don't

those coming home often don't
have access to transportation to

have access to transportation to
get to job interviews or pick up

get to job interviews or pick up
their children from school."

their children from school."
>> jessica: Yay!

>> jessica: Yay!
>> erin: Yay.

>> erin: Yay.
>> kim: Hey, guys.

>> kim: Hey, guys.
>> ashley: Hi.

>> ashley: Hi.
>> jessica: Hi. I'm jessica.

>> jessica: Hi. I'm jessica.
>> kim: This is ashley.

>> kim: This is ashley.
>> ashley: Nice to meet you.

>> ashley: Nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you.

So nice to meet you.
>> erin: Hi. Nice to meet you.

>> erin: Hi. Nice to meet you.
>> kim: You have to see my

>> kim: You have to see my
pillows.

Pillows.
>> erin: I want to see.

>> erin: I want to see.
>> kim: Erin haney and jessica

>> kim: Erin haney and jessica
jackson are my attorneys who

jackson are my attorneys who
work with #cut50.

Work with #cut50.
How cute is that?

How cute is that?
(erin gasps)

(erin gasps)
>> erin: These are amazing.

>> erin: These are amazing.
>> jessica: Oh, my god, this is

>> jessica: Oh, my god, this is
so awesome.

So awesome.
Can we study for the bar here?

Can we study for the bar here?
(laughing)

(laughing)
>> kim: You know, they've been

>> kim: You know, they've been
such a big part of this

such a big part of this
initiative, and they are helping

initiative, and they are helping
me through law school and

me through law school and
studying for the bar.

Studying for the bar.
So I would be lost without them.

So I would be lost without them.
So how do these days go?

So how do these days go?
>> jessica: The president will

>> jessica: The president will
speak, and then you'll speak.

Speak, and then you'll speak.
And I think it's good if you can

and I think it's good if you can
stress the fact that, you know,

stress the fact that, you know,
you've been talking to people as

you've been talking to people as
they're been coming home.

They're been coming home.
You know, you've had a lot of

you know, you've had a lot of
people telling you about the

people telling you about the
struggles they're going through,

struggles they're going through,
whether it's housing...

Whether it's housing...
You know, you paid for rent for

you know, you paid for rent for
matthew charles.

Matthew charles.
Or if it's transportation.

Or if it's transportation.
>> kim: Yeah, okay, I'll make

>> kim: Yeah, okay, I'll make
that known, uh...

That known, uh...
>> jessica: I just don't want

>> jessica: I just don't want
it to be missed that you've

it to be missed that you've
been, like, steadily working on

been, like, steadily working on
this and playing such a major

this and playing such a major
role.

Role.
>> producer: You've got, like,

>> producer: You've got, like,
19 minutes left.

19 minutes left.
>> kim: I'm going to say,

>> kim: I'm going to say,
"due to the first step act..."

"due to the first step act..."
>> jessica: We should probably

>> jessica: We should probably
leave soon.

Leave soon.
There might be traffic.

There might be traffic.
>> kim: I know, I know.

>> kim: I know, I know.
It's not 5:00...

It's not 5:00...
#cut50 and I have worked so hard

#cut50 and I have worked so hard
to make this happen.

To make this happen.
That's the anxiety part, 'cause

that's the anxiety part, 'cause
I just want to make sure my

I just want to make sure my
speech is good.

Speech is good.
I think I'm just so nervous, and

I think I'm just so nervous, and
I just wish I had more time to

I just wish I had more time to
really feel prepared.

Really feel prepared.
I feel like I'm close to wanting

I feel like I'm close to wanting
to throw up.

To throw up.
>> scott: Thank you, thank you.

>> scott: Thank you, thank you.
Let's go, hershela!

Let's go, hershela!
>> leesa: And then you're gonna

>> leesa: And then you're gonna
stay right there.

Stay right there.
>> scott: Come on, hersh!

>> scott: Come on, hersh!
>> khloe: Hear, hear.

>> khloe: Hear, hear.
>> scott: Thank you, khlo.

>> scott: Thank you, khlo.
Thank you.

Thank you.
Whoa!

Whoa!
>> trump: To make this

>> trump: To make this
announcement, I'd like to invite

announcement, I'd like to invite
up a very special guest, and a

up a very special guest, and a
powerful advocate.

Powerful advocate.
>> kim: I had to slip the

>> kim: I had to slip the
speech, like, into my bag and

speech, like, into my bag and
just put my bag on the floor and

just put my bag on the floor and
pray for the best.

Pray for the best.
I had to wing it.

I had to wing it.
>> trump: Kim kardashian west.

>> trump: Kim kardashian west.
(applause)

(applause)
>> kim: Do not mess this up,

>> kim: Do not mess this up,
kim.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Hi, guys.
I am heading to the white house

I am heading to the white house
to speak at the second chance

to speak at the second chance
hiring and reentry event.

Hiring and reentry event.
I'm so excited to announce some

I'm so excited to announce some
exciting things.

Exciting things.
So I'm in the car with my two

so I'm in the car with my two
favorite ladies, erin and

favorite ladies, erin and
jessica.

Jessica.
We are getting ... Done today.

We are getting ... Done today.
I shouldn't say ..., huh?

I shouldn't say ..., huh?
>> erin: Oh, my god, I loved

>> erin: Oh, my god, I loved
that.

That.
That was so cute.

>> woman: You're welcome to
drive up.

Drive up.
You just have to walk up to the

you just have to walk up to the
next post up.

Next post up.
>> kim: I almost peed my pants.

>> kim: I almost peed my pants.
I am freaking the (bleep) out.

I am freaking the (bleep) out.
>> erin: You'll be fine.

>> erin: You'll be fine.
You'll be great.

You'll be great.
>> jessica: Yeah, it'll be

>> jessica: Yeah, it'll be
wonderful.

Wonderful.
>> kim: This is the biggest

>> kim: This is the biggest
crowd ever.

Crowd ever.
I'm getting pulled into this

I'm getting pulled into this
room that you see all the

room that you see all the
presidents speak at when they're

presidents speak at when they're
doing a press conference.

Doing a press conference.
>> man: Ladies and gentlemen,

>> man: Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of the united

the president of the united
states.

States.
(applause)

>> trump: I want to welcome
everyone to the white house.

Everyone to the white house.
That's terrific. Thank you.

That's terrific. Thank you.
This afternoon, we all have an

this afternoon, we all have an
exciting announcement to ensure

exciting announcement to ensure
former inmates can overcome some

former inmates can overcome some
of the greatest barriers to

of the greatest barriers to
employment, including limited

employment, including limited
access to transportation.

Access to transportation.
To make this announcement, I'd

to make this announcement, I'd
like to invite up a very special

like to invite up a very special
guest, and a powerful advocate

guest, and a powerful advocate
for not only justice reform, but

for not only justice reform, but
just a good person.

Just a good person.
And I hear she's starting to

and I hear she's starting to
study law.

Study law.
Soon she'll be one of the most

soon she'll be one of the most
successful lawyers-- I hate to

successful lawyers-- I hate to
tell all my lawyers back there.

Tell all my lawyers back there.
(applause)

(applause)
kim kardashian west.

Kim kardashian west.
(applause)

(applause)
>> kim: I couldn't even look

>> kim: I couldn't even look
down at my speech that I had

down at my speech that I had
printed out because there

printed out because there
were cameras on me from

were cameras on me from
literally every angle.

Literally every angle.
So I had to slip the speech,

so I had to slip the speech,
like, into my bag and just put

like, into my bag and just put
my bag on the floor.

My bag on the floor.
And I had to wing it.

And I had to wing it.
It really is such an honor to be

it really is such an honor to be
here after going to visit so

here after going to visit so
many different prisons, and

many different prisons, and
really sitting down with...

Really sitting down with...
Lifers.

Lifers.
My heart just completely

my heart just completely
opened up, and I wanted to do

opened up, and I wanted to do
more.

More.
So I'm so happy to announce

so I'm so happy to announce
today that, um, we have a, um,

today that, um, we have a, um,
a ride share partnership.

A ride share partnership.
Formerly incarcerated people

formerly incarcerated people
will be gifted cards, um, so

will be gifted cards, um, so
that they can get rides to and

that they can get rides to and
from job interviews, to and from

from job interviews, to and from
jobs, family members.

Jobs, family members.
And that is so important, so

and that is so important, so
needed.

Needed.
And so I'm just thankful to

and so I'm just thankful to
everyone here that's in support,

everyone here that's in support,
and so proud of this partnership

and so proud of this partnership
with the ride share

with the ride share
organization.

Organization.
So thank you.

So thank you.
(applause)

(applause)
I definitely got the message

I definitely got the message
across.

Across.
At the end of the day, I know

at the end of the day, I know
exactly what I wanted to say.

Exactly what I wanted to say.
Huge wake-up call no matter

huge wake-up call no matter
what.

What.
I always think that I'm talking

I always think that I'm talking
in front of the entire world.

In front of the entire world.
I'll definitely be prepared more

I'll definitely be prepared more
next time.

Next time.
(indistinct talking)

♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hello?
>> scott: Khloverton!

>> scott: Khloverton!
I'm in the kitch.

I'm in the kitch.
>> khloe: The lord.

>> khloe: The lord.
>> scott: Oh, the denim on

>> scott: Oh, the denim on
denim murda.

Denim murda.
I missed you. How you doing?

I missed you. How you doing?
>> khloe: I missed you.

>> khloe: I missed you.
I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?
>> scott: Did you see reign's

>> scott: Did you see reign's
little first day at school

little first day at school
pre-k pic?

Pre-k pic?
That's right... He's a baby.

That's right... He's a baby.
>> khloe: He's so funny.

>> khloe: He's so funny.
>> scott: So what's good?

>> scott: So what's good?
Have I, uh...

Have I, uh...
>> khloe: Nothing. I've been...

>> khloe: Nothing. I've been...
It's so weird, I've been looking

it's so weird, I've been looking
for mom forever.

For mom forever.
She's literally avoiding me.

She's literally avoiding me.
>> scott: She was here

>> scott: She was here
yesterday.

Yesterday.
>> khloe: Stop.

>> khloe: Stop.
>> scott: Yeah, we went over to,

>> scott: Yeah, we went over to,
like, a little place in westlake

like, a little place in westlake
to to get, like, little stuff

to to get, like, little stuff
for the house.

For the house.
Like salt shakers and, like,

like salt shakers and, like,
little accessories.

Little accessories.
>> khloe: Right, but why on

>> khloe: Right, but why on
earth would she be ignoring me?

Earth would she be ignoring me?
Like...

Like...
>> scott: She's scared that

>> scott: She's scared that
you're gonna confront her about

you're gonna confront her about
that soulcycle thing.

That soulcycle thing.
>> khloe: You've got to be

>> khloe: You've got to be
kidding me.

Kidding me.
>> scott: Yeah.

>> scott: Yeah.
I think it's ridiculous.

I think it's ridiculous.
>> khloe: Literally dodging me.

>> khloe: Literally dodging me.
>> scott: Yeah, she's like, "I

>> scott: Yeah, she's like, "I
don't want to see khloe because

don't want to see khloe because
I don't want to have the

I don't want to have the
conversation."

conversation."
>> khloe: First of all, it's 600

>> khloe: First of all, it's 600
years ago.

Years ago.
I don't give a (bleep).

I don't give a (bleep).
Especially for you to ignore me

especially for you to ignore me
and not speak to your daughter.

And not speak to your daughter.
>> scott: You care more about

>> scott: You care more about
this.

This.
>> khloe: Yes, I'm more annoyed.

>> khloe: Yes, I'm more annoyed.
And literally, I would have just

and literally, I would have just
given her a hard time, like...

Given her a hard time, like...
>> scott: It's creating way more

>> scott: It's creating way more
of an incident than this.

Of an incident than this.
>> khloe: ..."you're a sheisty

>> khloe: ..."you're a sheisty
bitch."

bitch."
we've got to find a way to just

we've got to find a way to just
expose mom.

Expose mom.
>> scott: You mean you just want

>> scott: You mean you just want
to get her face-to-face.

To get her face-to-face.
>> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah.
>> scott: I could say I'm sick.

>> scott: I could say I'm sick.
She'll always come over if I say

she'll always come over if I say
I'm sick.

I'm sick.
We lure her in, and then you,

we lure her in, and then you,
you just come out of another

you just come out of another
door and be like, "hey, mom,

door and be like, "hey, mom,
guess who's here,

guess who's here,
mother(bleep)!"

mother(bleep)!"
>> khloe: Yeah, no, I'm not

>> khloe: Yeah, no, I'm not
gonna, like, jump her, I just...

Gonna, like, jump her, I just...
>> scott: 'cause if you're gonna

>> scott: 'cause if you're gonna
jump her, I'll, like, set up the

jump her, I'll, like, set up the
camera.

Camera.
>> khloe: Yeah, no. No.

>> khloe: Yeah, no. No.
(slurping)

(slurping)
>> scott: She literally thinks

>> scott: She literally thinks
you're gonna, like, "come for

you're gonna, like, "come for
her," is her wording.

Her," is her wording.
>> khloe: Guess what? I am.

>> khloe: Guess what? I am.
>> scott: She's gonna get so

>> scott: She's gonna get so
annoyed.

Annoyed.
>> khloe: Oh, I can't wait.

>> khloe: Oh, I can't wait.
(scott chuckles)

>> kim: So what's, um, going on
with lamar?

With lamar?
Like, are you gonna get together

like, are you gonna get together
with him and talk?

With him and talk?
>> khloe: You know, I think,

>> khloe: You know, I think,
like, that chapter's closed for

like, that chapter's closed for
him and I, and I just feel like,

him and I, and I just feel like,
like, "what if I ever saw him?"

like, "what if I ever saw him?"
like, what would we do?

Scott texts me, letting me know
that my mom is over.

That my mom is over.
If I want to confront her, now

if I want to confront her, now
is my chance.

Is my chance.
Aha!

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)
>> woman: Yeah, yeah, it was

>> woman: Yeah, yeah, it was
nice to see you again.

Nice to see you again.
You're so incredible

you're so incredible
>> jessica: Yay, here he comes.

>> jessica: Yay, here he comes.
(matthew laughing)

>> matthew: Thank you so much.
>> kim: You are so welcome.

>> kim: You are so welcome.
>> matthew: Thank you for

>> matthew: Thank you for
everything.

Everything.
>> kim: You are so welcome.

>> kim: You are so welcome.
I'm so glad you're here.

I'm so glad you're here.
>> matthew: I'm glad they

>> matthew: I'm glad they
brought me back.

Brought me back.
>> kim: The first man released

>> kim: The first man released
from the first step act.

From the first step act.
>> matthew: Thank you.

>> matthew: Thank you.
>> kim: You're so welcome

>> kim: You're so welcome
you're so welcome.

You're so welcome.
I'm so happy to get to meet you

I'm so happy to get to meet you
and say hi.

And say hi.
Matthew charles-- I'd never met

matthew charles-- I'd never met
him.

Him.
We just had an e-mail exchange.

We just had an e-mail exchange.
So it was so exciting to be able

so it was so exciting to be able
to see him face-to-face, and

to see him face-to-face, and
give him a hug.

Give him a hug.
>> matthew: Is it okay if I take

>> matthew: Is it okay if I take
a picture?

A picture?
>> kim: Absolutely.

>> kim: Absolutely.
>> matthew: Oh, okay, I just

>> matthew: Oh, okay, I just
didn't...

Didn't...
>> man: Ready, three, two, one.

>> man: Ready, three, two, one.
One more.

One more.
>> erin: Amazing. So good.

>> erin: Amazing. So good.
>> matthew: Are you recording?

>> matthew: Are you recording?
Are you...? Thank you, kanye.

Are you...? Thank you, kanye.
>> kim: Seeing what an amazing

>> kim: Seeing what an amazing
person he is just is such a good

person he is just is such a good
reminder to keep on doing the

reminder to keep on doing the
work that I'm doing.

Work that I'm doing.
(cell phone rings)

(cell phone rings)
>> kris: You're in the west

>> kris: You're in the west
wing.

Wing.
This is the best phone call

this is the best phone call
ever.

Ever.
>> kim: We are official.

>> kim: We are official.
>> kris: I'm so proud of you,

>> kris: I'm so proud of you,
kim.

Kim.
You did a great job, and you

you did a great job, and you
look beautiful.

Look beautiful.
This is as close a we're getting

this is as close a we're getting
to where you are.

To where you are.
I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.
>> kim: How was my... How was

>> kim: How was my... How was
my speech, for real, for real?

My speech, for real, for real?
'cause I didn't even read

'cause I didn't even read
anything.

Anything.
>> kris: It was fantastic.

>> kris: It was fantastic.
It was so good.

It was so good.
>> kim: Okay, gotta go.

>> kim: Okay, gotta go.
>> kris: Oh. Bye.

>> kris: Oh. Bye.
>> erin: You were so awesome.

>> erin: You were so awesome.
>> jessica: Totally awesome.

>> jessica: Totally awesome.
>> erin: Back to studying.

>> erin: Back to studying.
♪ ♪

>> kris: Hi.
>> scott: What's going on?

>> scott: What's going on?
>> kris: Um, I'm just--

>> kris: Um, I'm just--
I just got in the car.

I just got in the car.
>> scott: Oh. I feel like I'm

>> scott: Oh. I feel like I'm
dying.

Dying.
>> kris: What's wrong?

>> kris: What's wrong?
>> scott: I think I've got the

>> scott: I think I've got the
flu.

Flu.
>> kris: You have the flu?

>> kris: You have the flu?
>> scott: I have all the

>> scott: I have all the
symptoms.

Symptoms.
My stomach hurts, my throat

my stomach hurts, my throat
hurts.

Hurts.
>> kris: Wait, do you have a

>> kris: Wait, do you have a
fever?

Fever?
>> scott: I didn't check it, but

>> scott: I didn't check it, but
I would imagine.

I would imagine.
>> kris: So, are you by

>> kris: So, are you by
yourself?

Yourself?
Where's sofia?

Where's sofia?
>> scott: She's out.

>> scott: She's out.
I'm just by myself.

I'm just by myself.
>> kris: All right, listen, I'm

>> kris: All right, listen, I'm
gonna grab some soup and some

gonna grab some soup and some
goodies, and I'll be over just

goodies, and I'll be over just
as soon as I get it together,

as soon as I get it together,
okay?

Okay?
>> scott: Okay, love you.

>> scott: Okay, love you.
>> kris: Okay, all right.

>> kris: Okay, all right.
Love you, too. Bye.

Love you, too. Bye.
♪ ♪

>> kris: Hello?
Scott?

Scott?
>> scott: Hello.

>> scott: Hello.
>> kris: Oh.

>> kris: Oh.
Oh, you look terrible.

Oh, you look terrible.
>> scott: Thank you.

>> scott: Thank you.
>> kris: Oh, you're welcome.

>> kris: Oh, you're welcome.
Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.
I have some soup for you

I have some soup for you
downstairs.

Downstairs.
>> scott: All right.

>> scott: All right.
>> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah.
In case you need some tissues

in case you need some tissues
handy.

Handy.
>> scott: Let me get a lozenger.

>> scott: Let me get a lozenger.
>> kris: Huh?

>> kris: Huh?
>> scott: Let me get a lozenger.

>> scott: Let me get a lozenger.
>> kris: Okay.

>> scott: You know, you don't
have to be here.

Have to be here.
I mean, I know you-- I'm sure

I mean, I know you-- I'm sure
you have a million things going

you have a million things going
on today.

On today.
>> kris: This is what I do.

>> kris: This is what I do.
This is what moms are for.

This is what moms are for.
>> scott: I get it...

>> scott: I get it...
>> kris: I'm gonna be here, I'm

>> kris: I'm gonna be here, I'm
gonna make sure you're okay.

Gonna make sure you're okay.
And you're gonna eat the soup

and you're gonna eat the soup
and then I think you should take

and then I think you should take
a steam.

A steam.
>> scott: Basically, I'm

>> scott: Basically, I'm
bringing you guys back together.

Bringing you guys back together.
>> khloe: Yeah. You're doing a

>> khloe: Yeah. You're doing a
good thing.

Good thing.
>> scott: Even though it's a

>> scott: Even though it's a
little bit of a prank, I'm like

little bit of a prank, I'm like
mother teresa.

Mother teresa.
>> kris: Can you sit up?

>> kris: Can you sit up?
(scott grunts)

(scott grunts)
>> khloe: You're like the pope.

>> khloe: You're like the pope.
>> scott: Just jewish.

>> scott: Just jewish.
(khloe laughs)

(khloe laughs)
this is very nice of you.

This is very nice of you.
>> kris: Well, you need to

>> kris: Well, you need to
eat and keep your strength up.

Eat and keep your strength up.
(scott exhales)

(scott exhales)
>> khloe: Scott?

Scott texts me, letting me know
that my mom is over.

That my mom is over.
If I want to confront her, now

if I want to confront her, now
is my chance.

How long does this woman think
she's going to avoid me for?

She's going to avoid me for?
You're my mother.

You're my mother.
I'm gonna find you, okay?

I'm gonna find you, okay?
Aha!

Aha!
>> kris: Hey, khlo.

>> kris: Hey, khlo.
>> khloe: What are you doing

>> khloe: What are you doing
here?

Here?
>> scott: I'm sick.

>> scott: I'm sick.
>> kris: Scott's not feeling

>> kris: Scott's not feeling
very good.

Very good.
>> scott: I'm not. It sucks.

>> scott: I'm not. It sucks.
>> khloe: Oh, my god. Wow.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. Wow.
>> scott: It's been a nightmare.

>> scott: It's been a nightmare.
>> khloe: You can play a

>> khloe: You can play a
good sick person, I see.

Good sick person, I see.
(scott mumbling)

(scott mumbling)
and the oscar goes to...

>> kris: Just like this, it'll
just feel better.

Just feel better.
You need a straw?

You need a straw?
You want me to go get you a

you want me to go get you a
straw?

Straw?
>> khloe: Do you want to swallow

>> khloe: Do you want to swallow
it for him, too?

It for him, too?
>> scott: She's quite the hater.

>> scott: She's quite the hater.
>> kris: I'm just taking care of

>> kris: I'm just taking care of
scott.

Scott.
>> khloe: I literally can't get

>> khloe: I literally can't get
you on the phone for three

you on the phone for three
seconds.

Seconds.
So all of a sudden, you just

so all of a sudden, you just
have a free day where you can

have a free day where you can
just sit here and hand-feed

just sit here and hand-feed
scott?

Scott?
>> scott: I don't think she was

>> scott: I don't think she was
free.

Free.
>> kris: No, but I...

>> kris: No, but I...
>> khloe: So you canceled your

>> khloe: So you canceled your
day for scott?

Day for scott?
>> kris: Part of it, yeah.

>> kris: Part of it, yeah.
>> khloe: What is the deal?

>> khloe: What is the deal?
Because you know this is all set

because you know this is all set
up, that this is a prank.

Up, that this is a prank.
You've been avoiding me, and I

you've been avoiding me, and I
just want to know why.

Just want to know why.
>> kris: What's a prank?

>> kris: What's a prank?
>> khloe: Scott being sick.

>> khloe: Scott being sick.
I really can't believe that you

I really can't believe that you
would be avoiding me over

would be avoiding me over
something that happened so many

something that happened so many
years ago.

Years ago.
>> kris: It scared the (bleep)

>> kris: It scared the (bleep)
out of me, 'cause I didn't want

out of me, 'cause I didn't want
you to get mad at me all over

you to get mad at me all over
again.

Again.
>> khloe: I'm completely over

>> khloe: I'm completely over
it.

It.
I've been over it...

I've been over it...
>> kris: I love you.

>> kris: I love you.
>> khloe: Aw, I love you, too.

>> khloe: Aw, I love you, too.
But, you know, if you would like

but, you know, if you would like
to confess anything, this is our

to confess anything, this is our
confessional.

Confessional.
This interview. What would...

This interview. What would...
>> kris: Didn't do it.

>> kris: Didn't do it.
>> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay.
We're still gonna deny till we

we're still gonna deny till we
die?

Die?
>> kris: Deny till we die.

>> kris: Deny till we die.
>> khloe: All right.

>> khloe: All right.
Scott, you look like ryan

scott, you look like ryan
gosling right now.

Gosling right now.
Are you in the notebook?

Are you in the notebook?
I don't know what's happening.

I don't know what's happening.
>> scott: I'll take ryan

>> scott: I'll take ryan
gosling.

Gosling.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hello.
>> scott: Hello, khlo.

>> scott: Hello, khlo.
Hersh, say hi to koko.

Hersh, say hi to koko.
>> khloe: ♪ it's such a nice

>> khloe: ♪ it's such a nice
day, day, day... ♪

day, day, day... ♪
hi, hersh.

Hi, hersh.
What's wrong?

What's wrong?
>> scott: Dude...

>> scott: Dude...
>> khloe: Hi.

>> khloe: Hi.
>> scott: How about this?

>> scott: How about this?
All this work and all this time,

all this work and all this time,
nobody ever told me hersh can't

nobody ever told me hersh can't
be a show dog in the akc because

be a show dog in the akc because
she's got a blue eye.

She's got a blue eye.
>> khloe: Stop. That's so mean.

>> khloe: Stop. That's so mean.
>> scott: So she'll never go to

>> scott: So she'll never go to
westminster.

Westminster.
>> khloe: They have to have two

>> khloe: They have to have two
matching eyes?

Matching eyes?
>> scott: It just disqualifies

>> scott: It just disqualifies
her if she has one blue eye.

Her if she has one blue eye.
'cause it's not the standard.

'cause it's not the standard.
I spoke with the dog show

I spoke with the dog show
association and they're telling

association and they're telling
me that you can't compete in a

me that you can't compete in a
westminster dog show if your

westminster dog show if your
eyes are not the same color.

Eyes are not the same color.
(khloe sighs)

(khloe sighs)
I thought I had a unique dog.

I thought I had a unique dog.
>> khloe: You do.

>> khloe: You do.
>> scott: Now I'm coming to hear

>> scott: Now I'm coming to hear
that that's an automatic

that that's an automatic
disqualification?

Disqualification?
>> khloe: It's just rude.

>> khloe: It's just rude.
She looks amazing with two

she looks amazing with two
different colored eyes.

Different colored eyes.
It's what I love about her.

It's what I love about her.
>> scott: Same. That's what

>> scott: Same. That's what
makes her unique.

Makes her unique.
>> khloe: That is so mean.

>> khloe: That is so mean.
>> scott: I'm so beyond-- like,

>> scott: I'm so beyond-- like,
all this time I put in, thinking

all this time I put in, thinking
she's gonna become, like, this

she's gonna become, like, this
next big dog in the dog world.

Next big dog in the dog world.
>> khloe: She is.

>> khloe: She is.
>> scott: I feel like all I do

>> scott: I feel like all I do
is work, hang out with the kids

is work, hang out with the kids
and I'm happy with that, but,

and I'm happy with that, but,
I feel like, I just thought it

I feel like, I just thought it
would be fun to have hersh as a

would be fun to have hersh as a
little show dog.

Little show dog.
Instead of buying cars and

instead of buying cars and
watches and this and that.

Watches and this and that.
It was, like, giving me some,

it was, like, giving me some,
like, fun with hersh.

Like, fun with hersh.
>> khloe: Aw.

>> khloe: Aw.
You know what, hersh?

You know what, hersh?
You know what they told cindy

you know what they told cindy
crawford?

Crawford?
To remove her mole.

To remove her mole.
And guess what, she kept it and

and guess what, she kept it and
she's a star.

She's a star.
And guess what, you keep those

and guess what, you keep those
cute eyes and you're gonna be a

cute eyes and you're gonna be a
star.

Star.
>> scott: I can't believe the

>> scott: I can't believe the
dream is kind of over, but I did

dream is kind of over, but I did
have a good time bonding with

have a good time bonding with
her, twiddling around town.

Her, twiddling around town.
But the truth is, the world we

but the truth is, the world we
live in, you can become a star

live in, you can become a star
however you want to.

However you want to.
So I believe hersh is gonna come

so I believe hersh is gonna come
up.

Up.
And come up hard.

And come up hard.
Look at the way she looks at

look at the way she looks at
you.

You.
>> khloe: Oh...

>> khloe: Oh...
>> scott: Good dog, hersh.

♪ ♪

>> khloe: Oh, my goodness.
>> kim: I have some goodies for

>> kim: I have some goodies for
you.

You.
>> khloe: For what?

>> khloe: For what?
I haven't seen you.

I haven't seen you.
How is it to be back from the

how is it to be back from the
white house?

White house?
>> kim: It's good.

>> kim: It's good.
You should come with me one

you should come with me one
time.

Time.
>> khloe: Girl, I've been, when

>> khloe: Girl, I've been, when
a different president was in

a different president was in
office.

Office.
>> kim: Okay.

>> kim: Okay.
Well...

Well...
>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.
>> kim: So I have

>> kim: So I have
presidential...

Presidential...
>> khloe: Ooh.

>> khloe: Ooh.
>> kim: ...Hershey kisses.

>> kim: ...Hershey kisses.
>> khloe: How the hell are you,

>> khloe: How the hell are you,
habberstrand?

Habberstrand?
>> kim: Good.

>> kim: Good.
>> khloe: Oh, my goodness.

>> khloe: Oh, my goodness.
I don't think I've ever been in

I don't think I've ever been in
this room.

This room.
>> kim: You haven't?

>> kim: You haven't?
>> khloe: No. I feel like...

>> khloe: No. I feel like...
>> kim: This is where the kids

>> kim: This is where the kids
run from, like, side to side.

Run from, like, side to side.
>> khloe: Oh, I love all the

>> khloe: Oh, I love all the
pillows.

Pillows.
This is, like, my dream.

This is, like, my dream.
(exhales, grunts)

(exhales, grunts)
okay.

Okay.
>> kim: So what's, um, going on

>> kim: So what's, um, going on
with lamar?

With lamar?
Like, are you gonna get together

like, are you gonna get together
with him and talk?

With him and talk?
>> khloe: No, I mean, I see that

>> khloe: No, I mean, I see that
he has a girlfriend, and I...

He has a girlfriend, and I...
I mean, I just don't want to

I mean, I just don't want to
be disrespectful or reach out

be disrespectful or reach out
and...

And...
He seems really happy and, you

he seems really happy and, you
know, I think, like, that

know, I think, like, that
chapter's closed for him and I,

chapter's closed for him and I,
and as much as I was like, "oh,

and as much as I was like, "oh,
my god," like, you know,

my god," like, you know,
we get, like, impulsive,

we get, like, impulsive,
like, "that would've been so

like, "that would've been so
fun," like, just to, like, catch

fun," like, just to, like, catch
up and whatever, and have it

up and whatever, and have it
strictly that...

Strictly that...
>> kim: It's just not worth it,

>> kim: It's just not worth it,
of, like, what someone else can

of, like, what someone else can
take it as, or...

Take it as, or...
>> khloe: And I just didn't want

>> khloe: And I just didn't want
to be disrespectful in any way,

to be disrespectful in any way,
and I feel like everything is so

and I feel like everything is so
good and I have no ill will.

Good and I have no ill will.
I never did, but, like, I just

I never did, but, like, I just
feel like that awkward what-if

feel like that awkward what-if
if we ever ran into each other

if we ever ran into each other
was-- uh, it was such an

was-- uh, it was such an
anxiety-filled situation for me,

anxiety-filled situation for me,
thinking about it, like, "what

thinking about it, like, "what
if I ever saw him?" like, what

if I ever saw him?" like, what
would we do?

Would we do?
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: But for him to say

>> khloe: But for him to say
he's sorry publicly...

He's sorry publicly...
>> kim: Must make you feel

>> kim: Must make you feel
really good.

Really good.
>> khloe: It made me feel good.

>> khloe: It made me feel good.
And it's, you know...

And it's, you know...
>> kim: Like, probably just,

>> kim: Like, probably just,
like, the closure that you

like, the closure that you
needed.

Needed.
>> khloe: It's not even that I

>> khloe: It's not even that I
got closure, 'cause I wasn't

got closure, 'cause I wasn't
like, "I can't move on with my

like, "I can't move on with my
life," it wasn't that, but it

life," it wasn't that, but it
was always, like-like, a wound

was always, like-like, a wound
that I guess we just, like,

that I guess we just, like,
put a band-aid on that

put a band-aid on that
probably needed stitches or

probably needed stitches or
whatever and I just never took

whatever and I just never took
care of it right.

Care of it right.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: And it felt good to

>> khloe: And it felt good to
finally feel like, oh, thank

finally feel like, oh, thank
god, just that my relationship

god, just that my relationship
was validated to me.

Was validated to me.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: I've already been

>> khloe: I've already been
wary about seeing lamar and if

wary about seeing lamar and if
it was the right decision.

It was the right decision.
Now knowing that he has a

now knowing that he has a
girlfriend, it makes my decision

girlfriend, it makes my decision
so much easier, 'cause I don't

so much easier, 'cause I don't
want to ever be disrespectful.

Want to ever be disrespectful.
The decision has been made for

the decision has been made for
me and it's just not the right

me and it's just not the right
decision to reach out to him,

decision to reach out to him,
and to set up that face-to-face.

And to set up that face-to-face.
I love lamar.

I love lamar.
You know, he's such a huge part

you know, he's such a huge part
of my life, and I will always

of my life, and I will always
keep him in such a special place

keep him in such a special place
in my life.

In my life.
>> lamar: Courtesy of chef odom.

>> lamar: Courtesy of chef odom.
>> khloe: Mmm.

>> khloe: Mmm.
>> lamar: Mmm. Mmm.

>> lamar: Mmm. Mmm.
Do you use the bathroom?

Do you use the bathroom?
>> khloe: Of course.

>> khloe: Of course.
>> lamar: When do you go?

>> lamar: When do you go?
>> khloe: Every day is

>> khloe: Every day is
different.

Different.
>> lamar: I don't know how you

>> lamar: I don't know how you
hiding this.

Hiding this.
I've been with you every...

I've been with you every...
>> khloe: I'm not hiding it.

I can do that.
(laughs)

I love him and I have so much
respect for him and I want only

respect for him and I want only
beautiful things to come his

beautiful things to come his
way, but, you know, the past is

way, but, you know, the past is
the past for a reason sometimes.

The past for a reason sometimes.
>> kim: I showed north pictures

>> kim: I showed north pictures
of him holding her.

Of him holding her.
>> khloe: Does she know--

>> khloe: Does she know--
she doesn't know who he is.

She doesn't know who he is.
>> kim: Well, I said, "you know

>> kim: Well, I said, "you know
that guy was married to khloe?

That guy was married to khloe?
Auntie koko?" and she was just,

auntie koko?" and she was just,
like, fascinated.

Like, fascinated.
She was like, "wait, what?"

she was like, "wait, what?"
>> khloe: Oh, yeah.

>> khloe: Oh, yeah.
>> kim: And then she's like,

>> kim: And then she's like,
"the tall guy there?"

"the tall guy there?"
and she was just like, "oh,

and she was just like, "oh,
okay."

okay."
>> khloe: But isn't it just

>> khloe: But isn't it just
weird?

Weird?
It's so weird.

It's so weird.
It's, like, another lifetime

it's, like, another lifetime
ago.

Ago.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
(both laugh)

(both laugh)
♪ ♪

(dog barking)

(barking)
>> scott: Oh, oh, oh, come on,

>> scott: Oh, oh, oh, come on,
hersh.

Hersh.
Come on, hersh!

Come on, hersh!
Come on, hersh!

Come on, hersh!
No, she's just excited.

No, she's just excited.
She's smiling.

She's smiling.
Yeah, hersh, yeah, hersh!

Yeah, hersh, yeah, hersh!
Yeah, hersh!

Yeah, hersh!
Westminster doesn't want my dog

westminster doesn't want my dog
to be in the top of their list

to be in the top of their list
because it has two different

because it has two different
color eyes doesn't mean I can't

color eyes doesn't mean I can't
make a show for that dog and win

make a show for that dog and win
it.

It.
>> khloe: Ooh.

>> khloe: Ooh.
>> scott: So I'm thinking, I'm

>> scott: So I'm thinking, I'm
bringing the dog show to my

bringing the dog show to my
backyard.

Backyard.
Call all my friends, say, "bring

call all my friends, say, "bring
your dog over."

your dog over."
I think we'll have a blast,

I think we'll have a blast,
probably a better time.

Probably a better time.
>> khloe: Hear, hear.

>> khloe: Hear, hear.
>> scott: Thank you, khlo.

>> scott: Thank you, khlo.
Thank you.

Thank you.
(cheering, applause)

(cheering, applause)
thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.
>> kourtney: Come here, p.

>> kourtney: Come here, p.
Let's watch.

Let's watch.
>> leesa: Okay, that's good.

>> leesa: Okay, that's good.
First, I'd like to congratulate

first, I'd like to congratulate
all of you for coming to this.

All of you for coming to this.
You guys are all wonderful.

You guys are all wonderful.
>> scott: Thank you.

>> scott: Thank you.
>> leesa: Beautiful dogs, and

>> leesa: Beautiful dogs, and
I'd like to ask for the first

I'd like to ask for the first
dog to start to go around in

dog to start to go around in
a circle, the second dog, and

a circle, the second dog, and
we'll just go like that.

We'll just go like that.
And you're gonna come all the

and you're gonna come all the
way back around.

Way back around.
>> man: Go, khloe.

>> man: Go, khloe.
(cheering, applause, whooping)

>> khloe: Charlie, I love you,
babe, but you are strong a.F.

Babe, but you are strong a.F.
>> scott: Yeah, north!

>> scott: Yeah, north!
Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!
>> leesa: Come on.

>> leesa: Come on.
>> scott: All right.

>> scott: All right.
(whoops)

(whoops)
let's go, hershela!

Let's go, hershela!
>> leesa: And then you're gonna

>> leesa: And then you're gonna
stay right there.

Stay right there.
>> scott: Come on, hersh!

>> scott: Come on, hersh!
(applause)

(applause)
hersh is a star.

Hersh is a star.
It's hard to compete with her.

It's hard to compete with her.
And a couple setbacks is not

and a couple setbacks is not
gonna pull me away from knowing

gonna pull me away from knowing
she is what she is.

She is what she is.
This dog is royalty.

This dog is royalty.
>> leesa: Today, we're gonna

>> leesa: Today, we're gonna
have the pomeranian as the

have the pomeranian as the
reserve best in show.

Reserve best in show.
(cheering, applause)

(cheering, applause)
>> khloe: Go, northie.

>> khloe: Go, northie.
>> leesa: And then we have

>> leesa: And then we have
hersh the dachshund as best in

hersh the dachshund as best in
show.

Show.
(cheering, applause)

(cheering, applause)
>> scott: This dog is the

>> scott: This dog is the
greatest dog alive!

Greatest dog alive!
(cheering)

(cheering)
death to ming!

Death to ming!
Hersh, we're going straight for

hersh, we're going straight for
the top.

The top.
This dog's gonna have an agent,

this dog's gonna have an agent,
a manager, a very, very, very

a manager, a very, very, very
lucrative instagram account.

Lucrative instagram account.
Maybe twitter, I just don't know

maybe twitter, I just don't know
about her paws.

About her paws.
And I'm telling you, not only is

and I'm telling you, not only is
she a good dog, she's a

she a good dog, she's a
moneymaker.

Moneymaker.
And I'm proud to say I'm

and I'm proud to say I'm
hershela's owner.

Hershela's owner.
This is, like, the stanley cup

this is, like, the stanley cup
to me.

To me.
"best in show, calabarksas dog

"best in show, calabarksas dog
show."

show."
westminster ain't got ish on us.

Westminster ain't got ish on us.
God, I love winning when you pay

god, I love winning when you pay
for it.

For it.
(hershela barks)

(hershela barks)
>> kim: Next on keeping up with

>> kim: Next on keeping up with
the kardashians...

The kardashians...
We are in costa rica, and my

we are in costa rica, and my
schedule is so hectic.

Schedule is so hectic.
>> woman: You're not at the

>> woman: You're not at the
shoot?

Shoot?
>> kim: No, I'm in costa rica.

>> kim: No, I'm in costa rica.
I just need a day with my kids.

I just need a day with my kids.
We're on vacation.

We're on vacation.
Did you see that article?

Did you see that article?
"o.J. Simpson once bragged about

"o.J. Simpson once bragged about
hookup with kris jenner."

hookup with kris jenner."
>> kris: After 25 years, you'd

>> kris: After 25 years, you'd
think that it just wouldn't be

think that it just wouldn't be
a thing.

A thing.
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