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Up with the kardashians... >> doctor: You cannot deliver

>> doctor: You cannot deliver in this position.

In this position. >> kim: The baby is still

>> kim: The baby is still breech, so they will need an

breech, so they will need an aversion.

Aversion. Just where they kind of manually

just where they kind of manually turn the baby from the outside

turn the baby from the outside of the belly.

Of the belly. >> doctor: It could flip back

>> doctor: It could flip back even while she's in labor.

Even while she's in labor. I'm gonna see her first thing

I'm gonna see her first thing tomorrow morning and induce her

tomorrow morning and induce her then.

Then. >> kim: Ready or not, here we

>> kim: Ready or not, here we come.

So tomorrow, north, you don't have school, okay?

Have school, okay? But koko's gonna pick you up.

But koko's gonna pick you up. And then, depending on if you're

and then, depending on if you're little brother comes, daddy can

little brother comes, daddy can maybe come and watch you.

Maybe come and watch you. >> north: So which little

>> north: So which little brother?

Brother? >> kim: Not saint.

>> kim: Not saint. Baby brother.

Baby brother. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ my surrogate's, like,

my surrogate's, like, hysterical.

Hysterical. If she goes into labor, she has

if she goes into labor, she has to get rushed to the hospital

to get rushed to the hospital 'cause it's, like, a really

'cause it's, like, a really dangerous position.

Dangerous position. >> producer: When he says

>> producer: When he says "breech," is he... Now the head

"breech," is he... Now the head is upward?

Is upward? >> kim: She's, like, transverse,

>> kim: She's, like, transverse, which, like, the head's here

which, like, the head's here and the feet are here.

And the feet are here. >> producer: Ah, so he's, like,

>> producer: Ah, so he's, like, horizontal?

Horizontal? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. She's so nervous about that.

She's so nervous about that. >> producer: She wants you there

>> producer: She wants you there for it all?

For it all? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. Because I've had that done

because I've had that done before, the inversion, it's kind

before, the inversion, it's kind of crazy, you're like-- a nurse

of crazy, you're like-- a nurse sticks their, like, fist up your

sticks their, like, fist up your vagina...

Vagina... >> producer: Oh.

>> producer: Oh. >> kim: ...To-to, like, be hard

>> kim: ...To-to, like, be hard on the pelvis.

On the pelvis. And then two doctors turn--

and then two doctors turn-- like, one's here and one's here

like, one's here and one's here and they, like, grease you up.

And they, like, grease you up. But they give you a medication,

but they give you a medication, not for pain, though, but to

not for pain, though, but to relax.

Relax. >> producer: Yeah.

>> producer: Yeah. >> kim: You-- and then, once

>> kim: You-- and then, once they get it in place, you kind

they get it in place, you kind of have to lay there for an hour

of have to lay there for an hour and not move, but once they get

and not move, but once they get it in place, they're gonna rush

it in place, they're gonna rush her in.

Her in. >> producer: Yeah.

>> producer: Yeah. >> kim: And it's like, I can't

>> kim: And it's like, I can't lie to her.

Lie to her. I'm like, "it was so painful."

I'm like, "it was so painful." it was, like, more painful than

it was, like, more painful than delivery.

Delivery. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ (horns honking)

(horns honking) >> kim: Who doesn't answer their

>> kim: Who doesn't answer their phone when a (bleep) baby is

phone when a (bleep) baby is coming?

Coming? This is, like, wild.

This is, like, wild. It is a Friday afternoon in the

it is a Friday afternoon in the thick of the heaviest traffic

thick of the heaviest traffic ever.

Ever. Thankfully, my surrogate didn't

thankfully, my surrogate didn't need an inversion.

Need an inversion. The baby is in the right

the baby is in the right position, so we're gonna just

position, so we're gonna just induce her right now.

Induce her right now. So I'm trying to rush to get to

so I'm trying to rush to get to the hospital, and I can't get

the hospital, and I can't get ahold of kanye right now.

Ahold of kanye right now. It's game time.

It's game time. Like, it's gonna happen in,

like, it's gonna happen in, like, within the hour, and I

like, within the hour, and I need to-- him to get to cedars,

need to-- him to get to cedars, and he's not (bleep) answering.

And he's not (bleep) answering. It's like, who doesn't answer

it's like, who doesn't answer the (bleep) phone?

The (bleep) phone? >> assistant: You want me to

>> assistant: You want me to call john from security?

Call john from security? >> kim: I've been calling him.

>> kim: I've been calling him. I texted him, and I said,

I texted him, and I said, "get to cedars now."

"get to cedars now." kanye has-- and then, I've been

kanye has-- and then, I've been calling him and he's not

calling him and he's not answering.

Answering. >> assistant: Let me find out.

>> assistant: Let me find out. I'll get to the bottom of it.

I'll get to the bottom of it. >> kim: Okay. Okay, bye.

>> kim: Okay. Okay, bye. He has to be here, like, within

he has to be here, like, within the hour.

The hour. ♪ ♪

>> kris: Ready? I'm on ellen's mother's day

I'm on ellen's mother's day special today, which makes

special today, which makes perfect sense, since I'm

perfect sense, since I'm everyone's mom.

Everyone's mom. >> ellen: You know I like

>> ellen: You know I like surprising you.

Surprising you. >> kris: Yeah?

>> kris: Yeah? >> ellen: So, grandkids, come on

>> ellen: So, grandkids, come on out.

Out. (cheering, applause)

(cheering, applause) >> kris: What?

>> kris: What? ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ oh, my gosh, this is

oh, my gosh, this is the best surprise.

The best surprise. You guys got me.

You guys got me. >> kourtney: So, kim's surrogate

>> kourtney: So, kim's surrogate went into labor.

Went into labor. >> kris: No. No.

>> kris: No. No. >> kourtney: So, she's at the

>> kourtney: So, she's at the hospital.

Hospital. >> kris: What are we doing

>> kris: What are we doing sitting here?

Sitting here? Come on, ellen.

Come on, ellen. >> ellen: I know.

>> ellen: I know. >> kourtney: So, I have to go.

>> kourtney: So, I have to go. >> kris: Fire up the car.

>> kris: Fire up the car. >> reign: I'm done with this

>> reign: I'm done with this conversation!

Conversation! >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. Look what you guys have to

look what you guys have to look forward to.

Look forward to. Hi. Are you at the hospital?

Hi. Are you at the hospital? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kris: Oh, my gosh.

>> kris: Oh, my gosh. You didn't tell me-- I was--

you didn't tell me-- I was-- it was such a surprise. Hi.

It was such a surprise. Hi. >> kim: It happened early,

>> kim: It happened early, 'cause she was breech yesterday

'cause she was breech yesterday again.

Again. >> kris: Oh.

>> kris: Oh. So what's happening?

So what's happening? >> kim: He's gonna break her

>> kim: He's gonna break her water.

Water. We were kind of just waiting for

we were kind of just waiting for kanye to get here.

Kanye to get here. So we have to do it right now.

So we have to do it right now. >> kris: Oh, my god.

>> kris: Oh, my god. >> kim: You know?

>> kim: You know? >> kris: All right.

>> kris: All right. I love you.

I love you. >> kim: I love you.

>> kim: I love you. >> kris: Love you, kanye.

>> kris: Love you, kanye. >> kanye: Love you.

>> kanye: Love you. >> kris: Almost ten grandkids.

>> kris: Almost ten grandkids. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> man: Yeah, they're just

>> man: Yeah, they're just moving the bike into the room

moving the bike into the room now.

Now. >> photographer: Go a little bit

>> photographer: Go a little bit higher.

Higher. >> khloe: It's a fan's wet

>> khloe: It's a fan's wet dream.

Dream. Today, kylie and I are shooting

today, kylie and I are shooting another koko collab for kylie

another koko collab for kylie cosmetics.

Cosmetics. And it's also a really special

and it's also a really special day because kylie and I are

day because kylie and I are waiting to hear any updates on

waiting to hear any updates on kim's fourth baby.

Kim's fourth baby. >> kylie: Hey, guys.

>> kylie: Hey, guys. In honor of our collection, I am

in honor of our collection, I am going to be asking you really

going to be asking you really burning, hard questions.

Burning, hard questions. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> kylie: So, you can only pick

>> kylie: So, you can only pick one makeup item from our

one makeup item from our collection.

Collection. >> khloe: This current

>> khloe: This current collection?

Collection? >> kylie: And you have to wear

>> kylie: And you have to wear it for the rest of your life.

It for the rest of your life. >> khloe: One of the lips.

>> khloe: One of the lips. Why not?

Why not? >> kylie: Okay.

>> kylie: Okay. Would you rather your pants be

would you rather your pants be two sizes too large or two sizes

two sizes too large or two sizes too small.

Too small. >> khloe: Well, looking back at

>> khloe: Well, looking back at how the camel looks and

how the camel looks and everything, you don't want those

everything, you don't want those problems.

Problems. >> kylie: Yeah.

>> kylie: Yeah. >> khloe: So I would say two

>> khloe: So I would say two sizes too large.

Sizes too large. >> kylie: Your camel toe is

>> kylie: Your camel toe is iconic.

Iconic. (both laugh)

(both laugh) >> director: Camera stop.

>> director: Camera stop. >> khloe: That was awesome.

>> khloe: That was awesome. Doggies.

Doggies. (phone ringing)

(phone ringing) >> kim: Hello?

>> kim: Hello? >> khloe: Hey.

>> khloe: Hey. >> kim: Hey.

>> kim: Hey. >> khloe: How is it?

>> khloe: How is it? >> kim: Good.

>> kim: Good. So, me and kanye are just, like,

so, me and kanye are just, like, in a room, and she'll probably

in a room, and she'll probably have the baby between 6:00 and

have the baby between 6:00 and 7:00.

7:00. >> khloe: This is so exciting.

>> khloe: This is so exciting. >> kim: So exciting.

>> kim: So exciting. Okay, love you.

Okay, love you. >> khloe: Love you, too.

>> khloe: Love you, too. >> kim: I'll send you pics.

>> kim: I'll send you pics. >> khloe: Okay. Yay. Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. Yay. Okay. Bye.

Bye. ♪ ♪

>> kim: Our surrogate is so amazing.

Amazing. She has the easiest delivery.

She has the easiest delivery. She pushed literally maybe

she pushed literally maybe one time.

One time. Kourtney and kanye were both in

kourtney and kanye were both in the room with me.

The room with me. And we were just staring at him

and we were just staring at him and holding him.

And holding him. Psalm west, he's 6½ pounds.

Psalm west, he's 6½ pounds. He's so cute.

He's so cute. I feel so complete.

I feel so complete. I really do feel like four is

I really do feel like four is the perfect number for me.

The perfect number for me. I feel so full in the best way,

I feel so full in the best way, but I'm done.

But I'm done. ♪ ♪

>> malika: Hello. >> khloe: Hi. You look so cute.

>> khloe: Hi. You look so cute. >> malika: Hi.

>> malika: Hi. >> khloe: Oh, hey, girl.

>> khloe: Oh, hey, girl. >> kourtney: Hey.

>> kourtney: Hey. >> joel: Is it time to

>> joel: Is it time to work out, or...?

Work out, or...? >> kourtney: I have to do a

>> kourtney: I have to do a sweat-free workout, because I

sweat-free workout, because I have to go to church.

Have to go to church. >> khadijah: She wants to stay

>> khadijah: She wants to stay dry for jesus.

Dry for jesus. (laughter)

(laughter) >> joel: Grab the plates, girls.

>> joel: Grab the plates, girls. Let's squat.

Let's squat. >> kourtney: Guys, are we going

>> kourtney: Guys, are we going to turks and caicos or what?

To turks and caicos or what? >> khadijah: Yeah.

>> khadijah: Yeah. >> kourtney: Khlo?

>> kourtney: Khlo? Do you want to come on our

do you want to come on our girls' trip?

Girls' trip? A few years ago, my friends and

a few years ago, my friends and I started this tradition where

I started this tradition where we go on these girls' trips.

We go on these girls' trips. (screaming)

(screaming) (cheering)

(cheering) khloe has never come with us.

Khloe has never come with us. She always says that she's

she always says that she's afraid of going on girls' trips.

Afraid of going on girls' trips. But I think this is the perfect

but I think this is the perfect time for her to come and let

time for her to come and let loose and have fun.

Loose and have fun. >> khloe: Who's coming, kourt?

>> khloe: Who's coming, kourt? >> kourtney: Steph.

>> kourtney: Steph. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> malika: Love steph.

>> malika: Love steph. >> khloe: Melissa, jessie,

>> khloe: Melissa, jessie, virginia.

Virginia. Veronica.

Veronica. Sarah.

Sarah. >> khadijah: Okay.

>> khadijah: Okay. >> khloe: She's nothing but

>> khloe: She's nothing but nice.

Nice. >> kourtney: So, do you want to

>> kourtney: So, do you want to go?

Go? >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. I do have a level of anxiety,

I do have a level of anxiety, because I've heard outrageous

because I've heard outrageous stories about the girls' trips.

Stories about the girls' trips. Fighting, jealousy, cries for

fighting, jealousy, cries for attention, feuding, talking

attention, feuding, talking (bleep).

(bleep). But I'm just like, "okay, I'll

but I'm just like, "okay, I'll roll with it."

roll with it." ladies, that's so nice you

ladies, that's so nice you guys came to watch us.

Guys came to watch us. >> khadijah: Any time.

>> khadijah: Any time. >> malika: When you need an

>> malika: When you need an observer, I'm your girl.

Observer, I'm your girl. ♪ ♪

>> kris: Hey, khlo-khlo. >> khloe: You guys look nice.

>> khloe: You guys look nice. >> scott: Whoa. Look at this.

>> scott: Whoa. Look at this. >> khloe: Beautiful.

>> khloe: Beautiful. >> scott: Oh, my goodness.

>> kim: Stormi, look it. Look at the baby.

Look at the baby. Hello.

Hello. >> kris: We always forget how

>> kris: We always forget how small they are.

Small they are. He is so cute.

He is so cute. >> corey: Congratulations.

>> corey: Congratulations. >> kris: Oh...

>> kris: Oh... It's me, lovey.

It's me, lovey. He's smiling.

He's smiling. We got a smile out of him.

We got a smile out of him. I've had a really bad cold, and

I've had a really bad cold, and I couldn't go to the hospital

I couldn't go to the hospital when psalm was being born, so I

when psalm was being born, so I couldn't wait for him to come

couldn't wait for him to come home.

Home. Kimberly, how did you guys

kimberly, how did you guys settle on "psalm"?

Settle on "psalm"? >> kim: His name was gonna be

>> kim: His name was gonna be ye.

Ye. Kanye doesn't like ye, 'cause ye

kanye doesn't like ye, 'cause ye doesn't mean anything, so we

doesn't mean anything, so we looked up every name in the

looked up every name in the bible that had a ye at the

bible that had a ye at the beginning, and, like, the only

beginning, and, like, the only name was, like, yechiel.

Name was, like, yechiel. And kylie called at the last

and kylie called at the last second and was like, "no."

second and was like, "no." psalm and saint sound good

psalm and saint sound good together.

Together. And the kids call him now

and the kids call him now psalmye.

Psalmye. >> reign: He looks like a model.

>> reign: He looks like a model. >> kim: He looks like a model?

>> kim: He looks like a model? (laughter)

(laughter) >> photographer: Yeah, that--

>> photographer: Yeah, that-- and look-- yeah, beautiful, wow.

And look-- yeah, beautiful, wow. >> kim: On my five-year

>> kim: On my five-year anniversary, how cute would that

anniversary, how cute would that be if we did a vow renewal?

Be if we did a vow renewal? >> khloe: Yes, that will be so

>> khloe: Yes, that will be so special.

Special. Let's do it.

Let's do it. >> saint: Will you marry me?

>> saint: Will you marry me? >> kim: Yes!

>> kim: Yes! >> sarah: Wait, there is someone

>> sarah: Wait, there is someone hysterically crying in the

hysterically crying in the bathroom.

Bathroom. >> larsa: Who cares?

>> larsa: Who cares? You are acting like a lunatic,

you are acting like a lunatic, coming in here like a psycho.

Coming in here like a psycho. (sarah groans)

♪ ♪ >> mario: Hey, guys,

>> mario: Hey, guys, makeupbymario here with...

Makeupbymario here with... >> kim: Mrs. West.

>> kim: Mrs. West. >> mario: So we are here with a

>> mario: So we are here with a brand-new kkw beauty collection

brand-new kkw beauty collection inspired by the makeup look that

inspired by the makeup look that I created on her on her wedding

I created on her on her wedding day.

Day. >> photographer: What a woman.

>> photographer: What a woman. Yeah, that-- and look-- yeah,

yeah, that-- and look-- yeah, beautiful, wow.

Beautiful, wow. >> kim: Hey.

>> kim: Hey. >> khloe: Oh, my god, you're

>> khloe: Oh, my god, you're gorgeous.

Gorgeous. >> kim: What are you doing in

>> kim: What are you doing in bed and naked?

Bed and naked? >> khloe: I'm about to take a

>> khloe: I'm about to take a shower.

Shower. I had to put something on to

I had to put something on to (bleep) facetime you.

(bleep) facetime you. >> kim: On my five-year

>> kim: On my five-year anniversary, I'm launching a

anniversary, I'm launching a bridal collection.

Bridal collection. But I was thinking, I was like,

but I was thinking, I was like, "oh, my god, we have to do a vow

"oh, my god, we have to do a vow renewal, like, at the house.

Renewal, like, at the house. I should surprise him."

I should surprise him." >> khloe: Yes, that will be so

>> khloe: Yes, that will be so special.

Special. Let's do it.

Let's do it. >> kim: Even though the baby

>> kim: Even though the baby just got here, and we're

just got here, and we're adjusting to being a family of

adjusting to being a family of six now, we have our five-year

six now, we have our five-year wedding anniversary coming up,

wedding anniversary coming up, which is so crazy to think:

Which is so crazy to think: Four kids in five years.

Four kids in five years. So, I just want to plan

so, I just want to plan something special and take

something special and take charge of this, so I thought,

charge of this, so I thought, let's just do something fun and

let's just do something fun and sweet in our backyard and just

sweet in our backyard and just make more of a memory.

Make more of a memory. Yeah, I mean, five years and,

yeah, I mean, five years and, like, infinity to go.

Like, infinity to go. >> photographer: Lay down onto

>> photographer: Lay down onto his neck a bit.

His neck a bit. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Gorgeous, gorgeous, yeah.

Gorgeous, gorgeous, yeah. Gorgeous.

Gorgeous. >> kim: Okay, guys.

>> kim: Okay, guys. I feel like we got it.

I feel like we got it. ♪ ♪

(whooping) (grunts)

(grunts) >> khloe: I'm excited.

>> khloe: I'm excited. I-- I'm nervous.

I-- I'm nervous. I'm just like, "oh, my god."

I'm just like, "oh, my god." >> nicole: Nervous?

>> nicole: Nervous? >> khloe: I'm just like, "oh,

>> khloe: I'm just like, "oh, my--" like, I've never been

my--" like, I've never been around that many girls.

Around that many girls. >> nicole: It's really a great

>> nicole: It's really a great group.

Group. >> khloe: We're here.

>> khloe: We're here. >> true: Hi.

>> true: Hi. >> kristian: Hi.

>> kristian: Hi. >> khloe: Hi.

>> khloe: Hi. >> kristian: Welcome to the

>> kristian: Welcome to the pearls of long bay.

Pearls of long bay. Hey. Khloe, kristian.

Hey. Khloe, kristian. >> khloe: Hi. How are you?

>> khloe: Hi. How are you? Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. >> malika: You're never gonna

>> malika: You're never gonna want to leave.

Want to leave. >> khloe: Wow, it's so cute.

>> khloe: Wow, it's so cute. >> khadijah: This is beautiful.

>> khadijah: This is beautiful. >> jessica: Cheers, guys.

>> jessica: Cheers, guys. >> nicole: Cheers.

>> nicole: Cheers. (whooping)

(whooping) >> khloe: So, like, what do we

>> khloe: So, like, what do we do on a girls' trip?

Do on a girls' trip? >> larsa: Um, we just hang out

>> larsa: Um, we just hang out and drink.

And drink. >> melissa: This is so good.

>> melissa: This is so good. >> larsa: We invited some

>> larsa: We invited some people over. Do you care?

People over. Do you care? >> kourtney: Who?

>> kourtney: Who? >> larsa: I mean...

>> larsa: I mean... >> kourtney: Who is here?

>> kourtney: Who is here? >> larsa: Steph?

>> larsa: Steph? >> stephanie: I didn't invite

>> stephanie: I didn't invite anyone over.

Anyone over. >> larsa: Yes, you did.

>> larsa: Yes, you did. >> kourtney: Who did you invite

>> kourtney: Who did you invite over?

Over? >> sarah: Larsa invite--

>> sarah: Larsa invite-- larsa invited.

Larsa invited. >> khloe: God, let's not start.

>> khloe: God, let's not start. We've just been here for three

we've just been here for three minutes.

Minutes. >> larsa: We were thinking of

>> larsa: We were thinking of bringing, like, some guys from

bringing, like, some guys from miami for you.

Miami for you. >> kourtney: I barely put my

>> kourtney: I barely put my bags down, and larsa is already

bags down, and larsa is already talking about having all these

talking about having all these guys fly out to meet us.

Guys fly out to meet us. And, you know, maybe in the

and, you know, maybe in the past, I felt like I needed

past, I felt like I needed a guy to validate me.

A guy to validate me. But I just feel like, right now

but I just feel like, right now in my life, I feel really good

in my life, I feel really good and really secure.

And really secure. This is a girls' trip.

This is a girls' trip. I just want to hang out with my

I just want to hang out with my friends.

Friends. >> larsa: I think we should get

>> larsa: I think we should get kourtney drunk.

Kourtney drunk. >> melissa: Yeah, I'm down.

>> melissa: Yeah, I'm down. >> larsa: I'm getting this party

>> larsa: I'm getting this party started.

Started. >> melissa: Go for it.

>> melissa: Go for it. >> kourtney: I'm gonna try to

>> kourtney: I'm gonna try to get my posts done, like...

Get my posts done, like... >> sarah: Oh, you have another

>> sarah: Oh, you have another one to do later.

One to do later. >> kourtney: Okay. Can't wait.

>> kourtney: Okay. Can't wait. >> sarah: I can tell.

>> sarah: I can tell. >> kourtney: Sarah is helping me

>> kourtney: Sarah is helping me run poosh.

Run poosh. Not only are we best friends,

not only are we best friends, but we work together.

But we work together. You know, it's a lifestyle

you know, it's a lifestyle website, and part of it,

website, and part of it, we love travel.

We love travel. So we're definitely looking to

so we're definitely looking to get some poosh content.

Get some poosh content. >> sarah: Steph?

>> sarah: Steph? >> kourtney: So healthy.

>> kourtney: So healthy. >> sarah: Well, larsa told me

>> sarah: Well, larsa told me that I look sick 'cause I'm so

that I look sick 'cause I'm so skinny.

Skinny. >> larsa: I didn't say that.

>> larsa: I didn't say that. I just said I like you five

I just said I like you five pounds heavier.

Pounds heavier. >> sarah: You did, you told me I

>> sarah: You did, you told me I look sick.

Look sick. >> kourtney: Oh, you guys,

>> kourtney: Oh, you guys, before khloe comes, she's really

before khloe comes, she's really scared of girls' trips.

Scared of girls' trips. >> virginia: So what do we do to

>> virginia: So what do we do to make khloe not afraid?

Make khloe not afraid? >> kourtney: Just be yourselves.

>> kourtney: Just be yourselves. She's gonna have fun.

She's gonna have fun. >> stephanie: Just be

>> stephanie: Just be yourselves, everybody.

Yourselves, everybody. >> khloe: Hi, everyone.

>> khloe: Hi, everyone. Hi. Look at you, skinny.

Hi. Look at you, skinny. Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. >> larsa: Khlo, are you gonna

>> larsa: Khlo, are you gonna drink?

Drink? >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. >> larsa: Wait, can I videotape

>> larsa: Wait, can I videotape that?

That? >> khloe: Yeah, go ahead.

>> khloe: Yeah, go ahead. See, kourtney, I told you

see, kourtney, I told you you weren't gonna miss a post.

You weren't gonna miss a post. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Oh, they put me next to you so I can bother you

next to you so I can bother you about work.

About work. Perfect.

Perfect. Oh, I do love this butterfly

oh, I do love this butterfly one.

One. >> larsa: Me, too. Obsessed.

>> larsa: Me, too. Obsessed. She takes such sick photos, that

she takes such sick photos, that woman.

Woman. >> khloe: Okay, you guys, enough

>> khloe: Okay, you guys, enough with the poosh.

With the poosh. I'm gonna put a muzzle on you in

I'm gonna put a muzzle on you in a second.

A second. Seriously.

Seriously. What the (bleep)?!

What the (bleep)?! >> kourtney: You guys, this is

>> kourtney: You guys, this is called having a passion, so all

called having a passion, so all of you jealous people...

Of you jealous people... >> sarah: Oh, my god.

>> sarah: Oh, my god. >> kourtney: I'm just kidding.

>> kourtney: I'm just kidding. >> khloe: My favorite thing

>> khloe: My favorite thing about kourt: Kourtney can queef

about kourt: Kourtney can queef the abcs.

The abcs. >> sarah: That is a lie.

>> sarah: That is a lie. >> woman: Can she really?

>> woman: Can she really? >> kourtney: I'll do it tonight.

>> kourtney: I'll do it tonight. >> khloe: Kourtney, lay on

>> khloe: Kourtney, lay on your back...

Your back... She learned how to do it at

she learned how to do it at sleepaway camp, everybody.

Sleepaway camp, everybody. >> woman: Do you need air pushed

>> woman: Do you need air pushed in there first?

In there first? >> kourtney: That's a fact.

>> kourtney: That's a fact. I know how to get the air in.

I know how to get the air in. >> khloe: Oh, I feel like

>> khloe: Oh, I feel like someone else knows how to queef.

Someone else knows how to queef. There's another girl that knows.

There's another girl that knows. (laughter)

(laughter) >> larsa: Kourtney, we need

>> larsa: Kourtney, we need a toast.

A toast. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. >> larsa: Kourtney, you guys...

>> larsa: Kourtney, you guys... >> kourtney: I'm saying the

>> kourtney: I'm saying the toast?

Toast? >> larsa: Yeah. It's your party.

>> larsa: Yeah. It's your party. >> kourtney: The one who clinks

>> kourtney: The one who clinks the...

The... >> khloe: You stopped the

>> khloe: You stopped the (bleep) thing, bitch.

(bleep) thing, bitch. >> kourtney: The one who clinks

>> kourtney: The one who clinks it, you guys...

It, you guys... >> khloe: You know she hates a

>> khloe: You know she hates a toast.

Toast. >> kourtney: She wants me to

>> kourtney: She wants me to thank you guys all for flying

thank you guys all for flying here.

Here. >> khloe: Is this your speech?

>> khloe: Is this your speech? It's a horrible speech.

It's a horrible speech. >> kourtney: I didn't ask to

>> kourtney: I didn't ask to give a speech.

Give a speech. (laughter)

(laughter) (all cheering)

(all cheering) >> kourtney: Khadijah.

>> kourtney: Khadijah. >> malika: Hi, baby.

>> malika: Hi, baby. Okay.

Okay. >> khloe: Just so you know,

>> khloe: Just so you know, whoever takes photos on these

whoever takes photos on these cameras, all of the copyrights

cameras, all of the copyrights do go to kourtney, so...

Do go to kourtney, so... >> stephanie: And poosh.

>> stephanie: And poosh. So you've signed over...

So you've signed over... >> malika: Oh, got it.

>> malika: Oh, got it. >> woman: Start your day right

>> woman: Start your day right with poosh.

With poosh. Extensions: How to get the

extensions: How to get the perfect look.

Perfect look. >> khloe: An extensions story.

>> khloe: An extensions story. >> woman: How to close your

>> woman: How to close your blinds.

Blinds. You guys, we're gonna deliver

you guys, we're gonna deliver so much fun.

So much fun. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> garin: Welcome, ladies.

>> garin: Welcome, ladies. Welcome to privé fine ocean

welcome to privé fine ocean charters.

Charters. >> kourtney: Oh, a dolphin.

>> kourtney: Oh, a dolphin. >> sarah: Where?

>> sarah: Where? >> larsa: Khloe, are we going

>> larsa: Khloe, are we going tonight?

Tonight? To our friend's house?

To our friend's house? >> khloe: Let me know what's

>> khloe: Let me know what's happening.

Happening. >> larsa: But I told her we were

>> larsa: But I told her we were going.

Going. >> kourtney: Oh.

>> kourtney: Oh. >> khloe: We'll see how we feel.

>> khloe: We'll see how we feel. >> kourtney: I really thought

>> kourtney: I really thought larsa was joking when she was

larsa was joking when she was talking about hanging out with

talking about hanging out with guys on this trip.

Guys on this trip. Maybe a few months ago, I would

maybe a few months ago, I would have been down for this, but I'm

have been down for this, but I'm just in such a different place

just in such a different place right now, and I just want to

right now, and I just want to hang out with my friends.

Hang out with my friends. I feel like, sometimes, like,

I feel like, sometimes, like, larsa pressures me, but we're

larsa pressures me, but we're not in the same places in our

not in the same places in our lives.

Lives. >> khloe: Yeah, but that's the

>> khloe: Yeah, but that's the thing with you, kourtney, you

thing with you, kourtney, you just have to say, like...

Just have to say, like... And you know what, like, when

and you know what, like, when you have a real, like,

you have a real, like, friendship with someone, like,

friendship with someone, like, they don't take that personally.

They don't take that personally. And I don't think you need to

and I don't think you need to say it in a rude way.

Say it in a rude way. You just say...

You just say... Or... But I think...

Or... But I think... And that's the thing with kourt.

And that's the thing with kourt. I don't think... She's not

I don't think... She's not two-faced or malicious at all,

two-faced or malicious at all, but she'll, like, vent to, like,

but she'll, like, vent to, like, us about it, and then it's not

us about it, and then it's not fair because larsa doesn't know.

Fair because larsa doesn't know. >> melissa: I know you're-you're

>> melissa: I know you're-you're thinking, like, "am I not fun if

thinking, like, "am I not fun if I don't go out?"

I don't go out?" >> kourtney: Right. 'cause I'm,

>> kourtney: Right. 'cause I'm, like, "we were super wild last

like, "we were super wild last time."

time." but I was in a different place

but I was in a different place in my life.

In my life. >> khloe: Kourtney's such a

>> khloe: Kourtney's such a dominant bitch at times, but

dominant bitch at times, but with larsa, she's very

with larsa, she's very nonconfrontational and can be

nonconfrontational and can be led in a direction she doesn't

led in a direction she doesn't want to go.

Want to go. But sometimes, setting

but sometimes, setting boundaries for yourself with

boundaries for yourself with your friend isn't

your friend isn't confrontational; it's just you

confrontational; it's just you protecting yourself.

Protecting yourself. >> kourtney: Khloe, you know

>> kourtney: Khloe, you know what I was thinking?

What I was thinking? The photo shoot we did on the

the photo shoot we did on the boat where we're leaning off the

boat where we're leaning off the side?

Side? >> khloe: Miami?

>> khloe: Miami? >> kourtney: I decided we should

>> kourtney: I decided we should reenact that.

Reenact that. >> malika: Okay, get ready.

>> malika: Okay, get ready. (camera shutter clicking)

(camera shutter clicking) (bleep) is so...

(bleep) is so... You have no (bleep) idea how

you have no (bleep) idea how good this (bleep) is.

Good this (bleep) is. You better work, kourtney!

You better work, kourtney! >> woman: Oh, here it comes,

>> woman: Oh, here it comes, here it comes.

Here it comes. >> kourtney: Those are not baby

>> kourtney: Those are not baby sharks.

Sharks. ♪ ♪

(phone line ringing) >> khloe: Hello?

>> khloe: Hello? >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. Um, how's turks?

Um, how's turks? >> khloe: It's good.

>> khloe: It's good. It's so pretty here.

It's so pretty here. >> kim: So pretty, right?

>> kim: So pretty, right? >> khloe: It's to die.

>> khloe: It's to die. >> kim: So, you have no idea

>> kim: So, you have no idea what just happened?

What just happened? >> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What? >> kim: Kanye had a meeting

>> kim: Kanye had a meeting here, like, a breakfast meeting

here, like, a breakfast meeting earlier, and he was planning our

earlier, and he was planning our anniversary with, like, some new

anniversary with, like, some new planner.

Planner. >> khloe: No. No.

>> khloe: No. No. >> kim: And I was just, like,

>> kim: And I was just, like, oh, my god, wait.

Oh, my god, wait. I was planning something.

I was planning something. So I said to him...

So I said to him... >> khloe: No, I know.

>> khloe: No, I know. Does he... Does he know that you

does he... Does he know that you walked in on that?

Walked in on that? >> kim: Yeah, and he was like,

>> kim: Yeah, and he was like, "oh, I want to introduce you

"oh, I want to introduce you to this guy bruno, and I want

to this guy bruno, and I want to... You know, they do all of

to... You know, they do all of axel's events, and axel

axel's events, and axel introduced us."

introduced us." and I was like, "okay..."

and I was like, "okay..." >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. Did you tell him that you were

did you tell him that you were doing anything?

Doing anything? >> kim: No.

>> kim: No. I was so excited to plan

I was so excited to plan something that was, like, what I

something that was, like, what I thought of, what I was gonna do,

thought of, what I was gonna do, but he's meeting with these

but he's meeting with these party planners, talking about

party planners, talking about this anniversary dinner that

this anniversary dinner that he's planning.

He's planning. So I start second-guessing

so I start second-guessing myself, thinking, like, should I

myself, thinking, like, should I just let him plan it?

Just let him plan it? Do I say something?

Do I say something? What's going on?

What's going on? Like, maybe I should just not

like, maybe I should just not break tradition, and let him

break tradition, and let him take over and do his thing,

take over and do his thing, 'cause he likes to do that so

'cause he likes to do that so much.

Much. I really don't know what to do.

I really don't know what to do. >> khloe: Okay, love you.

>> khloe: Okay, love you. >> kim: Love you. Bye.

>> malika: Wait, sarah, for real, do you have a problem...

Real, do you have a problem... >> khloe: This is what happens

>> khloe: This is what happens when emotions and alcohol are

when emotions and alcohol are involved.

Involved. This is, like, I'm sorry, the

this is, like, I'm sorry, the stupidest thing I've ever heard

stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

♪ ♪ >> kourtney: I'm gonna be on my

>> kourtney: I'm gonna be on my shell phone handling business,

shell phone handling business, guys.

Guys. >> sarah: I feel like this is a

>> sarah: I feel like this is a good place for, like, a romantic

good place for, like, a romantic getaway.

Getaway. But gotta find a guy.

But gotta find a guy. >> larsa: Well, there's plenty

>> larsa: Well, there's plenty of guys.

Of guys. There's seven billion people in

there's seven billion people in the world.

The world. >> sarah: 7.4.

>> sarah: 7.4. >> larsa: There's seven...

>> larsa: There's seven... There's 7.4 billion people

there's 7.4 billion people in the world.

In the world. >> khloe: Wow.

>> khloe: Wow. >> larsa: I told her, it's not

>> larsa: I told her, it's not that hard.

That hard. I could have ten guys tomorrow.

I could have ten guys tomorrow. You could find one guy.

You could find one guy. You've got to change, like, what

you've got to change, like, what you're looking for.

You're looking for. >> sarah: Do I?

>> sarah: Do I? >> larsa: Yeah, you're super

>> larsa: Yeah, you're super picky.

Picky. You're gonna be alone forever.

You're gonna be alone forever. Like, you've got to change it up

like, you've got to change it up a little bit.

A little bit. You need to have a crew of guys

you need to have a crew of guys on rotation.

On rotation. I'm being honest with you.

I'm being honest with you. You need to have a dentist, you

you need to have a dentist, you need to have a business guy.

Need to have a business guy. >> khloe: No, you don't.

>> khloe: No, you don't. >> larsa: You do.

>> larsa: You do. When you're single, you do.

When you're single, you do. >> sarah: Why would I want a

>> sarah: Why would I want a dentist?

Dentist? >> khloe: No, not a real...

>> khloe: No, not a real... It's her code word.

It's her code word. Dentist is code for something

dentist is code for something else.

Else. But you need a... She's saying

but you need a... She's saying you need to have a dentist,

you need to have a dentist, a chiropractor, an aesthetician.

A chiropractor, an aesthetician. >> larsa: You need to have

>> larsa: You need to have variety in your life of guys

variety in your life of guys that you talk to.

That you talk to. I'm not saying have sex with

I'm not saying have sex with them.

Them. >> sarah: Honestly, it's hard.

>> sarah: Honestly, it's hard. Like, I don't... I don't

like, I don't... I don't multi-date very well.

Multi-date very well. Like, if I'm into one guy...

Like, if I'm into one guy... >> larsa: But there's not one

>> larsa: But there's not one guy.

Guy. >> sarah: I think I have a hard

>> sarah: I think I have a hard time being vulnerable.

Time being vulnerable. Like, I have to feel really

like, I have to feel really safe.

Safe. And, like, that's my life's

and, like, that's my life's purpose is to find safety.

Purpose is to find safety. And I do... And it's funny

and I do... And it's funny because I think I do a lot of

because I think I do a lot of things, and especially in my

things, and especially in my 20s, I was going for a lot of

20s, I was going for a lot of guys who made me feel unsafe.

Guys who made me feel unsafe. >> larsa: That doesn't even make

>> larsa: That doesn't even make sense.

Sense. >> sarah: Even with, like, the

>> sarah: Even with, like, the foods I eat.

Foods I eat. Like, I could break it down to

like, I could break it down to so granular, like how much

so granular, like how much safety is, like, an important

safety is, like, an important part of who I am.

Part of who I am. >> larsa: Maybe that's why

>> larsa: Maybe that's why you're so skinny.

You're so skinny. >> khloe: You missed the point.

>> khloe: You missed the point. Oh, god.

Oh, god. How awkward.

How awkward. Sarah and larsa think very

sarah and larsa think very differently.

Differently. Larsa is a very minute-by-minute

larsa is a very minute-by-minute type of girl.

Type of girl. She lives in the moment, she's

she lives in the moment, she's very present, and sarah is very

very present, and sarah is very analytical.

Analytical. >> sarah: Back in the day, fight

>> sarah: Back in the day, fight or flight, like cavemen...

Or flight, like cavemen... Like an animal is gonna attack

like an animal is gonna attack them.

Them. >> larsa: Yeah.

>> larsa: Yeah. >> khloe: It's two human beings

>> khloe: It's two human beings speaking completely different

speaking completely different languages, and it's confusing.

Languages, and it's confusing. And I get, frustrating for the

and I get, frustrating for the both of them. (chuckles)

both of them. (chuckles) is it, like, a thing that she

is it, like, a thing that she doesn't have a boyfriend or

doesn't have a boyfriend or something?

Something? I've never really, like, hung

I've never really, like, hung out with her like that.

Out with her like that. I just know, like...

I just know, like... >> larsa: Her vibe is very...

>> larsa: Her vibe is very... Like, one day she was like, "oh,

like, one day she was like, "oh, I was, like, I'm hanging out

I was, like, I'm hanging out with some tech guys."

with some tech guys." and I was like, "dinner's at

and I was like, "dinner's at 9:00."

9:00." she's like, "ugh, I can't do

she's like, "ugh, I can't do 9:00.

9:00. It's 8:30 or nothing."

it's 8:30 or nothing." I'm like, "honey, then it's

I'm like, "honey, then it's nothing."

nothing." like, you can't try to find a

like, you can't try to find a dude if you're not, like,

dude if you're not, like, willing to, like, modify...

Willing to, like, modify... >> malika: She's got to be

>> malika: She's got to be flexible as well.

Flexible as well. >> larsa: Right.

>> larsa: Right. >> khloe: Is it, like, she's

>> khloe: Is it, like, she's really picky with guys?

Really picky with guys? >> larsa: No, 'cause whenever

>> larsa: No, 'cause whenever she talks about a guy, she

she talks about a guy, she always talks about, like, what

always talks about, like, what she's looking for.

She's looking for. And it's, like, stuff that's,

and it's, like, stuff that's, like, you're never gonna find

like, you're never gonna find that.

That. >> khloe: Unrealistic.

>> khloe: Unrealistic. >> larsa: Yeah, you're never

>> larsa: Yeah, you're never gonna find.

Gonna find. They don't exist, babe.

They don't exist, babe. ♪ ♪

>> scott: What's going on in there, sainty boy?

There, sainty boy? It's a nice little crib he's in.

It's a nice little crib he's in. It's like a first-class bed.

It's like a first-class bed. >> kim: It is wild to have,

>> kim: It is wild to have, like, three under three.

Like, three under three. Or four under five.

Or four under five. >> scott: Whatever it is, it's

>> scott: Whatever it is, it's wild.

Wild. >> kim: Whatever.

>> kim: Whatever. >> scott: So, no more kids?

>> scott: So, no more kids? >> kim: No.

>> kim: No. >> scott: What do you think, p?

>> scott: What do you think, p? Four is enough for kiki?

Four is enough for kiki? >> penelope: No.

>> penelope: No. >> scott: What?

>> scott: What? >> kim: No?

>> kim: No? >> penelope: Seven.

>> penelope: Seven. >> kim and scott: Seven?!

>> kim and scott: Seven?! >> kim: Have you been talking to

>> kim: Have you been talking to kanye?

Kanye? >> penelope: Mm-hmm.

>> penelope: Mm-hmm. >> kim: You have?

>> kim: You have? Sounds like it.

Sounds like it. >> scott: So what's going on

>> scott: So what's going on with kanye in this?

With kanye in this? Like, how--

like, how-- do you guys get to spend a

do you guys get to spend a second together?

Second together? >> kim: Yeah, I mean, things are

>> kim: Yeah, I mean, things are definitely more chaotic, like,

definitely more chaotic, like, all the time, but, like, I make

all the time, but, like, I make it a serious point to spend time

it a serious point to spend time with him and to...

With him and to... >> scott: Alone.

>> scott: Alone. >> kim: Yeah. We have to.

>> kim: Yeah. We have to. >> scott: It's hard when it's...

>> scott: It's hard when it's... Involved with everybody all over

involved with everybody all over you and everyone's got slobber

you and everyone's got slobber all over them.

All over them. >> kim: Yeah, like, the other

>> kim: Yeah, like, the other night, chi woke up crying, and

night, chi woke up crying, and kanye went and got her...

Kanye went and got her... >> scott: Aw.

>> scott: Aw. >> kim: ...And put her back

>> kim: ...And put her back down.

Down. I was still sleeping.

I was still sleeping. I didn't even hear her.

I didn't even hear her. He slept with her in the theater

he slept with her in the theater and then transferred her once

and then transferred her once she was asleep.

She was asleep. >> scott: That's pretty cute.

>> scott: That's pretty cute. Did that make you feel good?

Did that make you feel good? >> kim: So good.

>> kim: So good. Kanye knows that I've had such

kanye knows that I've had such anxiety just, like, with the new

anxiety just, like, with the new baby and everything happening in

baby and everything happening in my life, and he's stepped up so

my life, and he's stepped up so much and has been the most

much and has been the most amazing dad playing all the

amazing dad playing all the games with the kids, you know,

games with the kids, you know, things like that.

Things like that. So I really want to move forward

so I really want to move forward and plan the vow renewal, and I

and plan the vow renewal, and I want to just let him know, like,

want to just let him know, like, I'm gonna do this, like, this is

I'm gonna do this, like, this is what I plan, this is what I

what I plan, this is what I want, and we just have a good

want, and we just have a good chill night.

Chill night. P's a really good mommy.

P's a really good mommy. >> scott: P?

>> scott: P? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> scott: Yeah, p takes care of

>> scott: Yeah, p takes care of everyone.

Everyone. >> kim: Sainty's so nice. Right?

>> kim: Sainty's so nice. Right? You're a nice big brother, huh?

You're a nice big brother, huh? >> saint: Ack!

>> saint: Ack! ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: I'm trying some conch.

Conch. >> khloe: Cock?

>> khloe: Cock? >> kourtney: Conch.

>> kourtney: Conch. >> khloe: Oh, okay.

>> khloe: Oh, okay. >> kourtney: Conch.

>> kourtney: Conch. >> khloe: Oh, yeah, no,

>> khloe: Oh, yeah, no, obviously.

Obviously. >> larsa: But I'm just saying I

>> larsa: But I'm just saying I told him we would go by, so

told him we would go by, so we'll just stop by...

We'll just stop by... >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. >> larsa: ...And see the house

>> larsa: ...And see the house and chill for a minute.

And chill for a minute. That's at the house.

That's at the house. The house looks dope.

The house looks dope. >> khloe: Are you talking to

>> khloe: Are you talking to him?

Him? >> larsa: No.

>> larsa: No. >> khloe: Oh, my god, that's so

>> khloe: Oh, my god, that's so cool.

Cool. >> larsa: No. Not at all.

>> larsa: No. Not at all. >> khloe: Oh, no. I don't care.

>> khloe: Oh, no. I don't care. >> larsa: No. I would say it.

>> larsa: No. I would say it. I'd brag. I'd brag.

I'd brag. I'd brag. >> khloe: No, I know.

>> khloe: No, I know. >> larsa: I'm just trying to

>> larsa: I'm just trying to have fun, like, just for

have fun, like, just for tonight, while we're here.

Tonight, while we're here. >> khadijah: Okay, girls, I'm

>> khadijah: Okay, girls, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Gonna go to the bathroom. >> sarah: Khadijah, wait, I'll

>> sarah: Khadijah, wait, I'll go to the bathroom with you.

Go to the bathroom with you. Perfection.

Perfection. >> khloe: She keeps talking

>> khloe: She keeps talking about it and talking and

about it and talking and talking.

Talking. >> kourtney: We're not gonna go

>> kourtney: We're not gonna go because we want to go back to

because we want to go back to the house.

The house. >> khloe: I think kourtney

>> khloe: I think kourtney thought, or was hoping, that

thought, or was hoping, that larsa would forget to go to a

larsa would forget to go to a guy's house later.

Guy's house later. That doesn't seem to be

that doesn't seem to be happening, and I'm literally

happening, and I'm literally caught in the middle.

Caught in the middle. >> larsa: He said it's just

>> larsa: He said it's just gonna be, like, four people.

Gonna be, like, four people. He's like, "come check out my

he's like, "come check out my house; it's dope." huh?

House; it's dope." huh? >> khloe: That's so weird.

>> khloe: That's so weird. >> larsa: Why?

>> larsa: Why? >> khloe: I don't know.

>> khloe: I don't know. We just want to have fun.

We just want to have fun. Kourtney has no intention on

kourtney has no intention on going, but she also has no

going, but she also has no intention of telling larsa she

intention of telling larsa she doesn't want to go, and I don't

doesn't want to go, and I don't think it's larsa's problem.

Think it's larsa's problem. I think it's kourtney's problem.

I think it's kourtney's problem. >> larsa: Should we go dance?

>> larsa: Should we go dance? Let's go dance.

Let's go dance. >> woman: (whoops) yeah!

>> woman: (whoops) yeah! ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: This is not 1942. >> larsa: Smell it. I can tell.

>> larsa: Smell it. I can tell. >> kourtney: It's trash.

>> kourtney: It's trash. >> larsa: No, it doesn't smell

>> larsa: No, it doesn't smell like-- unless it's a lot of lime

like-- unless it's a lot of lime that we're smelling 'cause lime

that we're smelling 'cause lime is very, like, acidic.

Is very, like, acidic. >> sarah: There's someone

>> sarah: There's someone hysterically crying in the

hysterically crying in the bathroom.

Bathroom. >> larsa: Who cares?

>> larsa: Who cares? >> sarah: I felt so bad.

>> sarah: I felt so bad. I'm like, "are you okay?"

I'm like, "are you okay?" I don't know.

I don't know. Someone's in the stall.

Someone's in the stall. I asked them if they're okay,

I asked them if they're okay, and they said, "yeah."

and they said, "yeah." >> stephanie: I saw her walk by

>> stephanie: I saw her walk by crying; she was with someone.

Crying; she was with someone. >> kourtney: Do you want to say?

>> kourtney: Do you want to say? Do you need help?

Do you need help? >> sarah: I don't know.

>> sarah: I don't know. I just felt bad.

I just felt bad. Like, what if that was me?

Like, what if that was me? >> kourtney: Maybe she drank

>> kourtney: Maybe she drank this tequila.

This tequila. >> sarah: She's definitely by

>> sarah: She's definitely by herself and she's hysterical in

herself and she's hysterical in the stall.

The stall. >> larsa: Who cares?

>> larsa: Who cares? It's not our fault.

It's not our fault. It's not our problem.

It's not our problem. >> sarah: Well, 'cause I guess

>> sarah: Well, 'cause I guess I'm a nicer person.

I'm a nicer person. >> larsa: Well, go find out what

>> larsa: Well, go find out what the story is!

The story is! Like, I'm not trying to go to

like, I'm not trying to go to the bathroom and get in

the bathroom and get in someone's business like a

someone's business like a jack...

Jack... >> sarah: I'm not talking to you

>> sarah: I'm not talking to you about it!

About it! >> larsa: You're talking to all

>> larsa: You're talking to all of us about it.

Of us about it. >> sarah: No, I'm talking to

>> sarah: No, I'm talking to these two about it.

These two about it. >> larsa: Well, they don't care.

>> larsa: Well, they don't care. They're trying to enjoy a party,

they're trying to enjoy a party, sarah.

Sarah. >> sarah: I don't know why it's

>> sarah: I don't know why it's such a big deal to you.

Such a big deal to you. Why does it personally offend

why does it personally offend you that I care that someone is

you that I care that someone is upset in the bathroom?

Upset in the bathroom? >> larsa: No, I said you don't

>> larsa: No, I said you don't even know the story.

Even know the story. >> sarah: Exactly!

>> sarah: Exactly! I don't know, and I care.

I don't know, and I care. >> larsa: If you care, then you

>> larsa: If you care, then you should've found out what the

should've found out what the story was.

Story was. >> sarah: I said, "what is

>> sarah: I said, "what is wrong?" and then I went and said

wrong?" and then I went and said to them, "there's someone

to them, "there's someone hysterically crying in the

hysterically crying in the bathroom, I feel bad for her."

bathroom, I feel bad for her." >> larsa: Do you want me to go

>> larsa: Do you want me to go to the bathroom with you to find

to the bathroom with you to find out if she's okay?

Out if she's okay? >> sarah: No, not the way you're

>> sarah: No, not the way you're acting, no.

Acting, no. >> larsa: Well, you're acting

>> larsa: Well, you're acting like a lunatic coming in here

like a lunatic coming in here like a psycho.

Like a psycho. (sarah groans)

(sarah groans) >> kim: All right, khloe's the

>> kim: All right, khloe's the first one here.

First one here. >> khloe: What's new?

>> khloe: What's new? >> kim: Today is my five-year

>> kim: Today is my five-year anniversary with kanye, and I'm

anniversary with kanye, and I'm so excited to do a little vow

so excited to do a little vow renewal ceremony.

Renewal ceremony. Are you... Are we ready?

Are you... Are we ready? (children laughing)

>> larsa: If you cared, then you should've found out what the

should've found out what the story was.

Story was. >> sarah: I said, "what is

>> sarah: I said, "what is wrong?"

wrong?" >> larsa: Well, you're acting

>> larsa: Well, you're acting like a lunatic, coming in here

like a lunatic, coming in here like a psycho.

Like a psycho. (sarah groans)

(sarah groans) >> khloe: What happened?

>> khloe: What happened? >> kourtney: Nothing.

>> kourtney: Nothing. Larsa was being rude to sarah.

Larsa was being rude to sarah. >> khloe: Why'd you fight

>> khloe: Why'd you fight without me?

Without me? You know I've been waiting for

you know I've been waiting for this all night.

This all night. >> larsa: I go, "how's that our

>> larsa: I go, "how's that our problem?"

problem?" >> kourtney: No, she was talking

>> kourtney: No, she was talking to us, and then larsa's like,

to us, and then larsa's like, "we don't care," blah, blah,

"we don't care," blah, blah, blah.

Blah. >> larsa: I just didn't want her

>> larsa: I just didn't want her to kill your vibe.

To kill your vibe. >> kourtney: But I said she's

>> kourtney: But I said she's not-- just stop.

Not-- just stop. I don't know if she's mad

I don't know if she's mad because nobody wants to go with

because nobody wants to go with her to this guy's house, but the

her to this guy's house, but the way that larsa was speaking to

way that larsa was speaking to sarah was just so not cool, and

sarah was just so not cool, and I'm not gonna stand here and

I'm not gonna stand here and listen to her talk to my friend

listen to her talk to my friend that way.

That way. >> khloe: I do think that you

>> khloe: I do think that you two, like...

Two, like... >> larsa: Compete, maybe, for,

>> larsa: Compete, maybe, for, like, kourt's attention.

Like, kourt's attention. >> khloe: Yeah, I do think she

>> khloe: Yeah, I do think she gets, like... I don't know if

gets, like... I don't know if jealous is the right word--

jealous is the right word-- maybe that's too extreme-- but I

maybe that's too extreme-- but I do think there's some sort of

do think there's some sort of that energy.

That energy. This is what happens when

this is what happens when emotions and alcohol are

emotions and alcohol are involved.

Involved. Larsa and sarah butt heads, but

larsa and sarah butt heads, but that's not real fighting.

That's not real fighting. I feel like they lied to me

I feel like they lied to me about all the other trips.

About all the other trips. The fights I heard from the last

the fights I heard from the last trip were like, "let's meet in

trip were like, "let's meet in the hallway, and I want to

the hallway, and I want to (bleep) you up."

(bleep) you up." I kind of wish there was one of

I kind of wish there was one of those, but there wasn't.

Those, but there wasn't. >> malika: I don't know what the

>> malika: I don't know what the (bleep) it is, that's why I'm

(bleep) it is, that's why I'm not gonna, like... But that's

not gonna, like... But that's why I'm saying, I'm gonna

why I'm saying, I'm gonna protect other people that aren't

protect other people that aren't really...

Really... >> kourtney: Here she is.

>> kourtney: Here she is. >> larsa: What is the problem?

>> larsa: What is the problem? I just didn't want to kill

I just didn't want to kill kourtney's vibe.

Kourtney's vibe. >> malika: Relax, relax, relax.

>> malika: Relax, relax, relax. >> larsa: I'm just saying I

>> larsa: I'm just saying I didn't want to kill kourtney's

didn't want to kill kourtney's vibe.

Vibe. >> malika: Yeah, but I'm saying

>> malika: Yeah, but I'm saying sometimes when you're dismissive

sometimes when you're dismissive of other people's feelings, it

of other people's feelings, it seems like you're attacking who

seems like you're attacking who they are 'cause they're not,

they are 'cause they're not, they don't know you, like,

they don't know you, like, what you're doing.

What you're doing. >> larsa: Well, malika, I'm

>> larsa: Well, malika, I'm just-- I was gonna go to the

just-- I was gonna go to the bathroom with her and see if the

bathroom with her and see if the girl was crying.

Girl was crying. >> malika: But she didn't get

>> malika: But she didn't get that.

That. >> larsa: We're arguing about a

>> larsa: We're arguing about a couple that literally fought,

couple that literally fought, made up, and then left together.

Made up, and then left together. >> sarah: I'm just too sober for

>> sarah: I'm just too sober for that (bleep).

That (bleep). >> khadijah: So we'll get you

>> khadijah: So we'll get you another drink.

Another drink. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Hello, one, two and three.

And three. >> khloe: Wait, sarah, let me

>> khloe: Wait, sarah, let me talk to you, for real.

Talk to you, for real. Do you have a problem with

do you have a problem with larsa, or is this just, like...

Larsa, or is this just, like... >> sarah: No.

>> sarah: No. >> khloe: Yeah, but, like, if

>> khloe: Yeah, but, like, if you do, why don't you just say

you do, why don't you just say like, "you hurt my... It hurts

like, "you hurt my... It hurts my feelings when..."?

My feelings when..."? >> malika: She did.

>> malika: She did. >> stephanie: She said she's...

>> stephanie: She said she's... She's been out for her this-this

she's been out for her this-this whole time, this whole trip.

Whole time, this whole trip. >> khloe: No, but I don't

>> khloe: No, but I don't understand, like, this is, like,

understand, like, this is, like, I'm sorry, the stupidest thing

I'm sorry, the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I've ever heard in my life. >> sarah: Ever.

>> sarah: Ever. >> khloe: You felt a way she

>> khloe: You felt a way she didn't, okay, bye.

Didn't, okay, bye. Like, that's it.

Like, that's it. But you know what I think, I

but you know what I think, I sometimes think some

sometimes think some personalities want, like, they

personalities want, like, they kind of want someone to

kind of want someone to overpower almost.

Overpower almost. Like, I don't know if that's her

like, I don't know if that's her case, but sometimes people want

case, but sometimes people want to feel like they're, like, the

to feel like they're, like, the dominant, like, the dominant one

dominant, like, the dominant one in a conversation.

In a conversation. >> sarah: But I just, like,

>> sarah: But I just, like, don't care enough to even,

don't care enough to even, literally, to even, like,

literally, to even, like, continue.

Continue. >> khloe: And I think that's the

>> khloe: And I think that's the best attitude to have, but also,

best attitude to have, but also, kourtney being both of your,

kourtney being both of your, like, really why you're both on

like, really why you're both on a trip together-- I don't think

a trip together-- I don't think you and larsa would go on a trip

you and larsa would go on a trip together if it wasn't for

together if it wasn't for kourtney.

Kourtney. I think kourtney-- in my

I think kourtney-- in my opinion, and I could say

opinion, and I could say something to her-- has to

something to her-- has to mediate it, but I don't think

mediate it, but I don't think kourtney's ever been honest

kourtney's ever been honest with larsa.

With larsa. >> stephanie: She has been,

>> stephanie: She has been, like, making steps towards being

like, making steps towards being like, "I don't want to do that.

Like, "I don't want to do that. I don't want to dress like that.

I don't want to dress like that. I don't want to do... Post it.

I don't want to do... Post it. I don't..."

I don't..." she's been, little by little,

she's been, little by little, it's overtime, and I feel like

it's overtime, and I feel like she's, like, working up to that

she's, like, working up to that point and how she's saying,

point and how she's saying, like, she's confident where she

like, she's confident where she is.

Is. I feel like that's gonna start

I feel like that's gonna start coming out.

Coming out. >> khloe: On the boat, I was

>> khloe: On the boat, I was trying to tell you that you got

trying to tell you that you got to talk to larsa.

To talk to larsa. I feel like you're just avoiding

I feel like you're just avoiding it 'cause you don't want the

it 'cause you don't want the confrontation.

Confrontation. I just feel like larsa has a

I just feel like larsa has a very dominating personality that

very dominating personality that sometimes you would rather just

sometimes you would rather just be like, "whatever."

be like, "whatever." >> kourtney: Yeah, I mean, I've

>> kourtney: Yeah, I mean, I've been feeling, you know, more and

been feeling, you know, more and more like I have been standing

more like I have been standing up for myself, but maybe I need

up for myself, but maybe I need to just do it full force.

To just do it full force. Finally, you know, have this

finally, you know, have this conversation.

Conversation. >> melissa: Pick kourtney up and

>> melissa: Pick kourtney up and put her in the pool.

Put her in the pool. >> kourtney: Stop.

>> kourtney: Stop. >> stephanie: Who ordered the

>> stephanie: Who ordered the beef ramen?

Beef ramen? >> kourtney: Who is...

>> kourtney: Who is... Stop, khloe.

Stop, khloe. >> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What? >> khadijah: Khloe, don't drop

>> khadijah: Khloe, don't drop her.

Her. >> kourtney: There's a step.

>> kourtney: There's a step. Oh, my god. Ah!

Oh, my god. Ah! (laughter)

(laughter) >> khloe: Holy crap, she was

>> khloe: Holy crap, she was really holding on for dear life

really holding on for dear life that time.

That time. (laughter)

(laughter) malika, we have to go change.

Malika, we have to go change. ♪ ♪

>> garfield: There she comes. >> khloe: Oh, she's... Oh.

>> khloe: Oh, she's... Oh. >> garfield: There we go, there

>> garfield: There we go, there we go, there we go.

We go, there we go. (cheering)

(cheering) >> malika: Boy crazy.

>> malika: Boy crazy. >> khloe: And no food involved.

>> khloe: And no food involved. No food involved.

No food involved. >> garfield: Yeah.

>> garfield: Yeah. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god. (larsa laughs)

(larsa laughs) >> larsa: What are we doing?

>> larsa: What are we doing? Well, let's not go too deep,

well, let's not go too deep, kourt, 'cause we're not gonna be

kourt, 'cause we're not gonna be able to come back.

Able to come back. >> kourtney: Yeah, we're not

>> kourtney: Yeah, we're not gonna go super deep.

Gonna go super deep. >> larsa: Okay, we're good here.

>> larsa: Okay, we're good here. >> kourtney: You guys, look

>> kourtney: You guys, look down.

Down. >> larsa: It makes me super

>> larsa: It makes me super sick.

Sick. So did you have fun last night?

So did you have fun last night? >> kourtney: Yeah, I had fun.

>> kourtney: Yeah, I had fun. We had the best time.

We had the best time. Nicole said she came to your

nicole said she came to your room and you were like, "I just

room and you were like, "I just need a break."

need a break." >> larsa: Yeah, it was just,

>> larsa: Yeah, it was just, like, annoying to me, to be

like, annoying to me, to be honest with you.

Honest with you. Like, I just wanted you to have

like, I just wanted you to have a good time.

A good time. I didn't want to have to have

I didn't want to have to have you worry about a random person

you worry about a random person we don't even know.

We don't even know. >> kourtney: No, I know where

>> kourtney: No, I know where you're coming from, but I feel

you're coming from, but I feel like you also have to just, I

like you also have to just, I feel like you were kind of mean

feel like you were kind of mean about it.

About it. >> larsa: Yeah, but what did I

>> larsa: Yeah, but what did I say?

Say? >> kourtney: Okay, because you

>> kourtney: Okay, because you were like, "sarah, you're super,

were like, "sarah, you're super, super sensitive."

super sensitive." she's really not.

She's really not. >> larsa: Well, I can't tell.

>> larsa: Well, I can't tell. I was talking to her, and she

I was talking to her, and she literally stormed off like a

literally stormed off like a two-year-old, dude.

Two-year-old, dude. Nobody does that, no adult.

Nobody does that, no adult. >> kourtney: No, but, yes, an

>> kourtney: No, but, yes, an adult would because they don't

adult would because they don't want to engage.

Want to engage. Like, just understand where

like, just understand where other people are coming from and

other people are coming from and not to be so judgmental if

not to be so judgmental if they're not the same as you.

They're not the same as you. >> larsa: I couldn't believe

>> larsa: I couldn't believe that she would ask you to, like,

that she would ask you to, like, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? "oh, should we go talk to the

"oh, should we go talk to the person?" like...

Person?" like... >> kourtney: Okay, but then the

>> kourtney: Okay, but then the aftermath, then after saying,

aftermath, then after saying, "oh, you're super sensitive,"

"oh, you're super sensitive," blah, blah, blah, like...

Blah, blah, blah, like... >> larsa: She was, she acted

>> larsa: She was, she acted like a two-year-old.

Like a two-year-old. >> kourtney: Don't be a bully.

>> kourtney: Don't be a bully. >> larsa: How is that a bully?

>> larsa: How is that a bully? >> kourtney: You were being

>> kourtney: You were being mean.

Mean. >> larsa: That's like me saying

>> larsa: That's like me saying she looked a certain way.

She looked a certain way. Me saying, "don't get kourtney

me saying, "don't get kourtney involved in a situation," is not

involved in a situation," is not being a bully.

Being a bully. >> kourtney: Totally, but I'm

>> kourtney: Totally, but I'm saying, just the way you said it

saying, just the way you said it in the beginning...

In the beginning... >> larsa: Don't use the word

>> larsa: Don't use the word "bully," kourt.

"bully," kourt. That's not cool.

That's not cool. >> kourtney: Larsa is being

>> kourtney: Larsa is being really stubborn, and, I mean, I

really stubborn, and, I mean, I normally just wouldn't keep

normally just wouldn't keep going.

Going. I'm so not in the mood for

I'm so not in the mood for confrontation, but I don't want

confrontation, but I don't want larsa to think it's okay to talk

larsa to think it's okay to talk to my friends that way.

To my friends that way. >> larsa: You're tripping.

>> larsa: You're tripping. Look up the word "bully,"

look up the word "bully," my friend.

My friend. That's not what a bully is.

That's not what a bully is. This whole situation is stupid.

>> kourtney: Don't be a bully. >> larsa: How is that a bully?

>> larsa: How is that a bully? >> kourtney: Just the way you

>> kourtney: Just the way you said it in the beginning...

Said it in the beginning... >> larsa: Don't use the word

>> larsa: Don't use the word "bully," kourt. That's not cool.

"bully," kourt. That's not cool. >> kourtney: But you have to

>> kourtney: But you have to understand, if you hurt

understand, if you hurt someone's feelings, just say,

someone's feelings, just say, "okay..."

"okay..." >> larsa: How-how did I hurt her

>> larsa: How-how did I hurt her feelings?

Feelings? >> kourtney: "...You're right,

>> kourtney: "...You're right, maybe I could've said it nicer,

maybe I could've said it nicer, the first sentence.

The first sentence. I'm sorry. Let's move on."

I'm sorry. Let's move on." >> larsa: Okay, well, I won't...

>> larsa: Okay, well, I won't... I won't be extra...

I won't be extra... I'll be extra sensitive to her.

(kourtney grunts)

>> khloe: Oh, I think they're going... They're going to talk,

going... They're going to talk, I think.

I think. >> kourtney: Maybe this one

>> kourtney: Maybe this one looks better?

Looks better? >> larsa: Yeah.

>> larsa: Yeah. >> kourtney: So, anyways, I just

>> kourtney: So, anyways, I just feel like I'm in a different

feel like I'm in a different place, where I just don't feel

place, where I just don't feel like I need that.

Like I need that. Like, I'm content with, like...

Like, I'm content with, like... >> larsa: You're such a liar.

>> larsa: You're such a liar. >> kourtney: ...Hanging out with

>> kourtney: ...Hanging out with my friends.

My friends. I just feel like I'm on a

I just feel like I'm on a different vibe, like, I feel so

different vibe, like, I feel so content...

Content... >> larsa: Good.

>> larsa: Good. >> kourtney: ...With just

>> kourtney: ...With just myself, like...

Myself, like... >> larsa: Good.

>> larsa: Good. >> kourtney: I don't feel like I

>> kourtney: I don't feel like I need anybody.

Need anybody. And I'm saying, 'cause you're in

and I'm saying, 'cause you're in a different place than that...

A different place than that... >> larsa: Yeah.

>> larsa: Yeah. >> kourtney: ...And if that's,

>> kourtney: ...And if that's, like, what you're into, like,

like, what you're into, like, I don't want to be judgmental of

I don't want to be judgmental of you for being, like...

You for being, like... >> larsa: Like you were a month

>> larsa: Like you were a month ago.

Ago. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. (larsa laughs)

(larsa laughs) exactly.

Exactly. (chuckles)

(chuckles) but I don't want to be...

But I don't want to be... >> larsa: I get it.

>> larsa: I get it. >> kourtney: Like, I know...

>> kourtney: Like, I know... >> larsa: And I might want to be

>> larsa: And I might want to be like you in a week.

Like you in a week. >> kourtney: Like, I'd rather

>> kourtney: Like, I'd rather hang out at the house and be

hang out at the house and be silly and, you know, dance and

silly and, you know, dance and whatever instead of, like, you

whatever instead of, like, you know, find, like... Like, I just

know, find, like... Like, I just don't feel like I need anyone

don't feel like I need anyone else to hang out with...

Else to hang out with... >> larsa: Oh, for sure.

>> larsa: Oh, for sure. >> kourtney: ...Texting random

>> kourtney: ...Texting random guys that are meaningless.

Guys that are meaningless. >> larsa: For sure.

>> larsa: For sure. That's way better for you.

That's way better for you. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. It feels good to open up to

it feels good to open up to larsa and, you know, really have

larsa and, you know, really have her understand that I'm just in

her understand that I'm just in a different place and my energy

a different place and my energy isn't going towards partying or

isn't going towards partying or guys.

Guys. Because even if we're at

because even if we're at different places in our lives,

different places in our lives, she'll still always be one of my

she'll still always be one of my best friends.

Best friends. >> larsa: Trust me, you'll go

>> larsa: Trust me, you'll go through ten more phases in the

through ten more phases in the next, like, three months.

Next, like, three months. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. We're just gonna keep going

we're just gonna keep going through different eras.

Through different eras. We're gonna be 90.

We're gonna be 90. >> larsa: Oh, my gosh.

>> larsa: Oh, my gosh. >> kourtney: Are we gonna be

>> kourtney: Are we gonna be here at 90, riding jet skis?

Here at 90, riding jet skis? >> larsa: Yeah.

>> larsa: Yeah. (bleep) on ourselves, but yeah.

(bleep) on ourselves, but yeah. (kourtney laughs)

(kourtney laughs) ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kourtney: Should we go?

>> kourtney: Should we go? >> malika: Get on the boat.

>> malika: Get on the boat. >> kourtney: We only have

>> kourtney: We only have tequila.

Tequila. You guys picked the wrong boat.

You guys picked the wrong boat. (laughter)

(laughter) >> khloe: So, you know, we have

>> khloe: So, you know, we have one day left, and I am gonna let

one day left, and I am gonna let loose, have fun.

Loose, have fun. I'm gonna have some tequila.

I'm gonna have some tequila. (bleep) yeah!

(bleep) yeah! (screaming)

(screaming) and kourtney's gonna have

and kourtney's gonna have tequila, too.

Tequila, too. She's gonna have some (bleep)

she's gonna have some (bleep) fun, okay?

Fun, okay? >> man: There she is.

>> man: There she is. So what we can actually do is

so what we can actually do is climb up those little nets.

Climb up those little nets. >> khadijah: Those nets look

>> khadijah: Those nets look sturdy, let me tell you.

Sturdy, let me tell you. >> khloe: The boat was really

>> khloe: The boat was really rusty-looking, so I'm...

Rusty-looking, so I'm... >> malika: Who's jumping off the

>> malika: Who's jumping off the boat?

Boat? >> khloe: I'm waiting for you.

>> khloe: I'm waiting for you. I'm very comfortable staying in

I'm very comfortable staying in the boat, drinking my tequila,

the boat, drinking my tequila, watching everyone.

Watching everyone. >> sarah: One, two, three.

>> sarah: One, two, three. Let's jump.

Let's jump. (screaming)

(screaming) >> khloe: This is exactly what a

>> khloe: This is exactly what a good girls' trip should be.

Good girls' trip should be. It's all harmless fun, we're all

it's all harmless fun, we're all hanging out with each other.

Hanging out with each other. >> larsa: Sarah, you're the

>> larsa: Sarah, you're the (bleep).

(bleep). I love you a lot.

I love you a lot. >> khloe: Honestly, this is more

>> khloe: Honestly, this is more than I could've imagined, and

than I could've imagined, and sign me up for the next girls'

sign me up for the next girls' trip.

Trip. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ (cheering)

>> larsa: Get her, khloe! >> khloe: Shouldn't have

>> khloe: Shouldn't have swallowed it, bitch.

Swallowed it, bitch. (screaming)

>> malika: We don't have to crowd.

Crowd. Well, you're sitting on your

well, you're sitting on your sister's (bleep) lap.

Sister's (bleep) lap. She doesn't want you on her lap.

She doesn't want you on her lap. >> khloe: If you scooted your

>> khloe: If you scooted your fat ass over, I could sit in the

fat ass over, I could sit in the (bleep) middle, bitch.

(bleep) middle, bitch. That's what I keep telling you.

That's what I keep telling you. >> larsa: We're good.

>> larsa: We're good. >> stephanie: Are you sure

>> stephanie: Are you sure this is a sure thing?

This is a sure thing? >> khloe: Oh, shut up.

>> khloe: Oh, shut up. (laughter)

(laughter) >> kourtney: You guys, this is

>> kourtney: You guys, this is why khloe doesn't do good on

why khloe doesn't do good on girls' trips.

Girls' trips. (laughs)

(laughs) >> khloe: I actually made...

>> khloe: I actually made... >> larsa: I don't want to go on

>> larsa: I don't want to go on a trip without khloe, in life!

A trip without khloe, in life! >> khloe: Thank you, bitch!

>> khloe: Thank you, bitch! (bleep) you and (bleep) your

(bleep) you and (bleep) your (bleep) face on my dick.

(bleep) face on my dick. >> larsa: Exactly.

>> larsa: Exactly. >> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god. How did you know my face was on

how did you know my face was on your dick?

Your dick? The trip's been amazing, you

the trip's been amazing, you know, besides our little

know, besides our little fighting.

Fighting. And it is our last night, and

and it is our last night, and so we decide to go see how the

so we decide to go see how the people of turks and caicos

people of turks and caicos party.

Party. >> khloe: This was the boringest

>> khloe: This was the boringest trip until I got here.

Trip until I got here. >> kourtney: You got here at the

>> kourtney: You got here at the same time as me.

Same time as me. >> khloe: But I joined...

>> khloe: But I joined... >> stephanie: What the (bleep)

>> stephanie: What the (bleep) are you guys saying?

Are you guys saying? >> khloe: Exactly.

>> khloe: Exactly. (laughter)

(laughter) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Nobody's here! >> larsa: I know.

>> larsa: I know. >> dj: Welcome, kardashians!

>> dj: Welcome, kardashians! Everybody say...

Everybody say... >> khloe: Who's he shouting

>> khloe: Who's he shouting it out to?

It out to? Nobody is in there but us.

Nobody is in there but us. Thank god these girls are

thank god these girls are phenomenal.

Phenomenal. Everybody rallied-- I'm so

everybody rallied-- I'm so proud-- and we actually partied

proud-- and we actually partied and we had so much fun.

And we had so much fun. ♪ ♪

oh, there you go, kourt! Kourt is...

Kourt is... Don't get too wild, kourt.

Don't get too wild, kourt. Calm down.

Calm down. (whooping)

(cheering)

>> malika: Holy (bleep). >> khloe: Uh, where's the

>> khloe: Uh, where's the babysitter?

Babysitter? (true crying)

(true crying) she said, "mom, let's go home."

she said, "mom, let's go home." where's your face?

Where's your face? True, where are you?

True, where are you? Oh. (gasps)

oh. (gasps) >> khadijah: Peekaboo, princess.

>> khadijah: Peekaboo, princess. >> khloe: For my first big

>> khloe: For my first big girls' trip, this was actually

girls' trip, this was actually really, really fun.

Really, really fun. >> all: Oh!

>> all: Oh! >> malika: Khloe, we loved

>> malika: Khloe, we loved having you, too.

Having you, too. >> sarah: Yay, turks and caicos

>> sarah: Yay, turks and caicos trip!

Trip! (cheering)

(cheering) >> khadijah: Thank you so much,

>> khadijah: Thank you so much, kourtney.

Kourtney. We love you.

We love you. ♪ ♪

>> rich: Now, he doesn't know about this?

About this? >> kim: No, no, he does know.

>> kim: No, no, he does know. >> rich: Okay, so it's not a

>> rich: Okay, so it's not a surprise.

Surprise. >> kim: I don't know if he knows

>> kim: I don't know if he knows you're gonna be here.

You're gonna be here. >> rich: I didn't tell him.

>> rich: I didn't tell him. >> kim: Yeah, so I, at first,

>> kim: Yeah, so I, at first, was gonna keep it a full

was gonna keep it a full surprise, and then I heard he

surprise, and then I heard he was trying to plan something,

was trying to plan something, and so, like, everyone was

and so, like, everyone was kind of being really weird, and

kind of being really weird, and I was like, "well, guys, if he's

I was like, "well, guys, if he's trying to plan something and I'm

trying to plan something and I'm trying to plan something,

trying to plan something, someone has to say something,

someone has to say something, and we'll just do it together."

and we'll just do it together." >> rich: Yeah, yeah.

>> rich: Yeah, yeah. >> kim: You know?

>> kim: You know? Like, it is what it is.

Like, it is what it is. So that's kind of what happened.

So that's kind of what happened. So he was like, "I'll let you

so he was like, "I'll let you just, like, do whatever."

just, like, do whatever." today is my five-year

today is my five-year anniversary with kanye, and I'm

anniversary with kanye, and I'm so excited just to have the

so excited just to have the family over to do a little vow

family over to do a little vow renewal ceremony.

Renewal ceremony. I had our pastor that married

I had our pastor that married us, pastor rich wilkerson,

us, pastor rich wilkerson, he came in town.

He came in town. I'm excited to have a nice,

I'm excited to have a nice, really pretty, romantic evening.

Really pretty, romantic evening. >> rich: Do you think he did

>> rich: Do you think he did this, too?

This, too? >> kim: I don't know.

>> kim: I don't know. So it's like, should you read it

so it's like, should you read it and be like, "so, kim wrote

and be like, "so, kim wrote vows," or do I read it?

Vows," or do I read it? >> rich: You-you have to read

>> rich: You-you have to read it.

It. I think it's gonna be great.

I think it's gonna be great. I think that's perfect.

I think that's perfect. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> rich: I love that you wrote

>> rich: I love that you wrote something.

Something. >> kim: Kanye always talks about

>> kim: Kanye always talks about how, at our wedding, we had

how, at our wedding, we had really traditional vows, and I'm

really traditional vows, and I'm sure he thought we should write

sure he thought we should write our own vows, but at that time,

our own vows, but at that time, in front of all of those people,

in front of all of those people, I didn't even think I could get

I didn't even think I could get it together to say original

it together to say original vows.

Vows. >> rich: Do you want me to tell

>> rich: Do you want me to tell him that you have vows, or no?

Him that you have vows, or no? Make it a surprise?

Make it a surprise? >> kim: Surprise.

>> kim: Surprise. >> rich: All right, cool.

>> rich: All right, cool. Let's do that.

Let's do that. >> kim: Okay, cool.

♪ ♪

>> kim: You don't want it to... >> north: I wanted pigtails.

>> north: I wanted pigtails. >> kim: Pigtails?

>> kim: Pigtails? No. What kind of wedding do you

no. What kind of wedding do you think this is?

Think this is? Wedding isn't like your everyday

wedding isn't like your everyday jojo siwa concert.

Jojo siwa concert. You know, I think this is my

you know, I think this is my day.

Day. >> north: No. It's daddy's and

>> north: No. It's daddy's and yours.

Yours. (babbles)

(babbles) >> kim: Oh, my gosh.

>> kim: Oh, my gosh. Give him a kiss, like, right

give him a kiss, like, right here.

Here. Oh...

Oh... Can I tell you something cool?

Can I tell you something cool? >> saint: What?

>> saint: What? >> kim: Uh, daddy and me, when

>> kim: Uh, daddy and me, when we got engaged, daddy gave me

we got engaged, daddy gave me this ring.

This ring. Isn't that cool?

Isn't that cool? Look.

Look. >> saint: What happened?

>> saint: What happened? >> kim: What happened to what?

>> kim: What happened to what? >> saint: What happened when he

>> saint: What happened when he gave you it?

Gave you it? >> kim: Oh, what happened when

>> kim: Oh, what happened when he gave me the ring?

He gave me the ring? We were actually on a baseball

we were actually on a baseball field in san francisco.

Field in san francisco. And daddy got on his knee and he

and daddy got on his knee and he was playing all this music, and

was playing all this music, and he said, "will you marry me?"

he said, "will you marry me?" and I said, "yes, daddy."

and I said, "yes, daddy." and so he puts the ring on my

and so he puts the ring on my finger, and that's what happens

finger, and that's what happens when you get engaged.

When you get engaged. And that means you want to marry

and that means you want to marry someone, so if you want to

someone, so if you want to marry someone...

Marry someone... (saint sneezes)

(saint sneezes) bless you.

Bless you. If you want to marry someone...

If you want to marry someone... (saint sneezes)

(saint sneezes) bless you. You go like this.

Bless you. You go like this. You get on your knee.

You get on your knee. Give me your hand.

Give me your hand. And you go like, "will you marry

and you go like, "will you marry me?"

me?" will you try it with me?

Will you try it with me? Say, "will you marry me?"

say, "will you marry me?" >> saint: Will you marry me?

>> saint: Will you marry me? >> kim: Yes!

>> kim: Yes! I think it's so special that all

I think it's so special that all four of our kids are here.

Four of our kids are here. All right, khloe's the first one

all right, khloe's the first one here.

Here. >> khloe: What's new?

>> khloe: What's new? >> kim: I tried to get all of

>> kim: I tried to get all of our wedding party out.

Our wedding party out. >> khloe: Hi!

>> khloe: Hi! >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. >> khloe: You look gorge.

>> khloe: You look gorge. >> kim: What a cute purse.

>> kim: What a cute purse. >> kylie: Thanks.

>> kylie: Thanks. >> kim: It'll just be really

>> kim: It'll just be really sweet, and I'm excited

sweet, and I'm excited everyone's coming over.

Everyone's coming over. >> kim: Ooh, hey, gorge.

>> kim: Ooh, hey, gorge. >> kourtney: Ooh, ready!

>> kourtney: Ooh, ready! >> kim: You look great, kourt.

>> kim: You look great, kourt. >> khloe: I can and I can't

>> khloe: I can and I can't believe it's been five years,

believe it's been five years, meaning I just think of kim and

meaning I just think of kim and kanye as, like, always being

kanye as, like, always being together.

Together. >> kanye: What's up?

>> kanye: What's up? >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. Kanye and I have been good

kanye and I have been good friends for a long time.

Friends for a long time. >> kanye: I like the fur.

>> kanye: I like the fur. >> kim: Like the fur?

>> kim: Like the fur? >> kanye: Yeah.

>> kanye: Yeah. >> kim: I like your fur.

>> kim: I like your fur. >> rob: Did you hear about that

>> rob: Did you hear about that song that kanye released?

Song that kanye released? >> kim: Yeah, I've heard it.

>> kim: Yeah, I've heard it. So what?

So what? Kanye has a new song out where

kanye has a new song out where he talks about falling in love

he talks about falling in love with kim.

With kim. >> khloe: Kanye's been in love

>> khloe: Kanye's been in love with kim since the minute he saw

with kim since the minute he saw her.

Her. >> kim: How are...

>> kim: How are... >> kanye: Ow, that hurt crazy.

>> kanye: Ow, that hurt crazy. >> kim: The back of the thing,

>> kim: The back of the thing, like, stabbed you in the neck?

Like, stabbed you in the neck? >> kanye: I went for the kiss,

>> kanye: I went for the kiss, you went for the hug.

You went for the hug. >> kris: I think that we all

>> kris: I think that we all know that kim and kanye have

know that kim and kanye have been obsessed with each other.

Been obsessed with each other. >> kanye: I love you.

>> kanye: I love you. (cheering)

(cheering) >> kim: Kanye and I have been so

>> kim: Kanye and I have been so close for so many years.

Close for so many years. I'm finally marrying my best

I'm finally marrying my best friend.

Friend. >> khloe: It's just crazy, how

>> khloe: It's just crazy, how fast time flies, and I can't

fast time flies, and I can't imagine our family without ye.

Imagine our family without ye. >> kim: You guys, I'm gonna

>> kim: You guys, I'm gonna practice...

Practice... >> khloe: You know I can't.

>> khloe: You know I can't. >> kim: Okay, saint, pretend

>> kim: Okay, saint, pretend that you're daddy.

That you're daddy. >> north: No. Okay. You...

>> north: No. Okay. You... >> khloe: No. Stop it.

>> khloe: No. Stop it. >> kim: Hold on, guys.

>> kim: Hold on, guys. We're practicing.

We're practicing. >> khloe: Stop doing this to me.

>> khloe: Stop doing this to me. >> kim: "you are my husband, you

>> kim: "you are my husband, you are my best friend, my biggest

are my best friend, my biggest believer and my one true love."

believer and my one true love." >> kylie: Aw.

>> kylie: Aw. >> khloe: It's very special that

>> khloe: It's very special that kim planned all of this.

Kim planned all of this. She's not a, like, mushy type of

she's not a, like, mushy type of person.

Person. And so, you know, for her, this

and so, you know, for her, this is probably, like, the cheesiest

is probably, like, the cheesiest thing in the world, but it's so

thing in the world, but it's so sweet.

Sweet. >> rich: Happy anniversary. Bye.

>> rich: Happy anniversary. Bye. >> kim: Bye.

>> kim: Bye. Thank you, guys, for... Thank

thank you, guys, for... Thank you, guys, for coming to town.

You, guys, for coming to town. >> khloe: Uh, who's that?

>> khloe: Uh, who's that? Wow.

Wow. >> kylie: Is that the flower

>> kylie: Is that the flower girl?

Girl? >> kim: Oh, you just dropped a

>> kim: Oh, you just dropped a flower.

Flower. Are you... Are we ready?

Are you... Are we ready? We are not gonna show the

we are not gonna show the actual vows.

Actual vows. We wanted to keep them really

we wanted to keep them really personal, and it's really

personal, and it's really private for us.

Private for us. >> khloe: Where can I leave my

>> khloe: Where can I leave my purse?

Purse? >> saint: Throw them at koko.

>> saint: Throw them at koko. >> kim: Put it, like, right in

>> kim: Put it, like, right in the library.

The library. >> khloe: Okay. What?

>> khloe: Okay. What? >> kim: Okay, come on, guys.

>> kim: Okay, come on, guys. >> khloe: What-- you don't think

>> khloe: What-- you don't think I can hear you?

I can hear you? What'd you say about me?

What'd you say about me? >> north: He said, "throw the

>> north: He said, "throw the flowers at koko."

flowers at koko." >> khloe: I'm gonna throw

>> khloe: I'm gonna throw flowers on you.

Flowers on you. (north laughs)

(north laughs) >> kim: The ceremony was really

>> kim: The ceremony was really sweet.

Sweet. It was overall such a good night

it was overall such a good night with a good vibe.

With a good vibe. It was just perfect.

>> kris: I feel like the really funny side of you guys

funny side of you guys outweighed the mean side.

Outweighed the mean side. (kim laughs, kris screams)

(kim laughs, kris screams) >> scott: My dog is the greatest

>> scott: My dog is the greatest dog alive!

Dog alive! >> kris: And I feel like it's

>> kris: And I feel like it's gotten a little mean girls.

Gotten a little mean girls. >> kim (crying): I'm not doing

>> kim (crying): I'm not doing this; this is cruel.

This; this is cruel. >> khloe: Would you be happy if

>> khloe: Would you be happy if the show ended?

The show ended? >> kourtney: Yeah, who cares?

>> kourtney: Yeah, who cares? >> kris: As much as I love you,

>> kris: As much as I love you, you fight a lot dirtier than you

you fight a lot dirtier than you used to fight.

Used to fight. >> kim: It's a candy land-themed

>> kim: It's a candy land-themed party!

Party! It's not gluten-free land.

It's not gluten-free land. >> kourtney: Kim can be the

>> kourtney: Kim can be the biggest (bleep) evil person on

biggest (bleep) evil person on the planet.

The planet. >> kim: We're firing kourtney.

>> kim: We're firing kourtney. She's out.

She's out. >> khloe: Look what tristan gave

>> khloe: Look what tristan gave me last night-- a pink diamond.

Me last night-- a pink diamond. >> scott: It looks fully like an

>> scott: It looks fully like an engagement ring.

Engagement ring. >> khloe: No, no!

>> khloe: No, no! >> kim: Everything is so

>> kim: Everything is so different.

Different. >> kourtney: I don't know why we

>> kourtney: I don't know why we can't all just respect each

can't all just respect each other.

Other. >> kendall: I think sometimes

>> kendall: I think sometimes there's a lot of judgment.

There's a lot of judgment. >> kris: I feel like we just

>> kris: I feel like we just need to press a reset button.

Need to press a reset button. You guys got to get back to the

you guys got to get back to the fact that we're just family.

Fact that we're just family. >> kourtney: You're such a

>> kourtney: You're such a (bleep) bitch.

(bleep) bitch. >> kris: You little piece of

>> kris: You little piece of (bleep)!

(bleep)! >> khloe (echoing): The most

>> khloe (echoing): The most pathetic human being.

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