All language subtitles for Hercules S03E16 - The Lost City

[ Man Trilling, Chirping ]

[ Trills, Chirps, Laughs ]

What am I doing here?

Hercules always warned me
my quest for the almighty dinar
would be the death of me.

Did I listen? No-o-o!

Here I am in bandit country.
They stole my food.
No quail to catch.

[ Buzzes, Trills ]

[ Grunting Angrily ]

All because of a wild rumor
about a lost gold mine
in the Baklava Province.

Salmoneus,
you deserve to starve.

Just kidding.

Maybe they have some food.
Some food. Some mead.
It's all I need.

[ Salmoneus ]
Hello?

Anybody here?

Oh, swell.

No people. No food.

[ Rodents Screeching ]
[ Loud Thud ]

Who's there?
I'm not alone.

Hercules, where are ya?
[ Gruff Voice ]
I'm over here.

Good. Stay close.

Show yourself.
We're not afraid.

[ Gruff Voice ]
No! I'm never afraid!
[ Chuckling Nervously ]

Gold! Ohh.
Who needs food?

I've died and gone
to Mount Olympus.

Oh.

There's more
where this came from!
[ Screams ]

[ Scream Echoes ]

[ Woman ] How many were there?
[ Iolaus ] Three other girls
are missing from the village.

[ Woman ] You said your cousin
didn't have the happiest home.
Moria,

my cousin Regina
did not run away.

Then my guess is
they were abducted...
by visitors.

Oh.
From other continents.

- You can't believe
we're the only civilization?
- Okay.

What would these visitors
want with my cousin?
You think I'm crazy?

No. No. You're... a few
sandwiches short of a picnic
maybe, but not crazy.

Why do you think
theStar-Globussent me
on this story?

Would I hurt your feelings if
I told you I couldn't care less?
Because they're out there.

Ohh.
And I'm newshound enough
to sniff them out.

[ Groans ]
All I wanna do
is find my cousin.

Moria, I asked you along here
because I thought
you could help,

but ever since we've started,
all you've done is talk about
people from beyond the stars...

and strange creatures
from other continents,
"abdominal snowmen."

That's "abominable."
No. No. What is abominable
is that...

we are in the middle
of bandit country,
and I'm stuck with you!

And if you're not talking about
celestial visitors, then you're
complaining about the food...

or asking
interminable questions!

I'm a reporter!
How am I supposed to learn
if I don't ask?

See? See?

Why don't you try
taking a few quiet moments
and writing something down?

I don't have to.
I have a pictographic memory.

"Pictographic memory."
When are we gonna eat?

[ Mock Crying ]
I don't know!

[ Huffs ]
Look. There's
an abandoned temple.

Let's see if we can
find shelter there
for the night.

- You think
they'll have any food?
- I don't know!

Iolaus, wait up.

[ Rodents Squealing ]

-[ Running Footsteps ]
- Your gold or your life!

My gold or my life?

[ All Grunting ]

[ Moria Kiaiing ]

[ Man Yells ]

[ Moria ]
Take that!

- [ Man Gasping ]
-[ Man #2 ] Come on.
Let's get out of here!

Get out of here.
Go on. Go on. Get out.

Why were they trying
to abduct us?
How would I know?

Maybe they heard
the same gold rumors we did.

Why would they think
we had any gold?
Will you stop asking questions!

Oh, and by the way,
thanks for, you know,
helpin' me.

It was--
Where'd you get this flour?

I landed on it.
Why?

Well, if there's any more
where this came from,
we can have our dinner.

Wow.
[ Gasps ]

Are you as hungry
as I am?
Are the gods crazy?

Mmm. Good.
Mmm.

Iolaus.
[ Gasps ]

We've had visitors.
Would you quit
with these cosmic fantasies?

I'm not fantasizing.
Huh?

[ Moria ]
The food's gone.

And look what
they've left us in exchange.

[ Screams ]
Oh!

[ Rodents Squealing ]
Iolaus?

[ Screams ]

Thanks for
breaking my fall.

You're welcome.

What is this place?
There you go
with those questions again.

[ Yelps ]

I have another one
for you.

dddd [ Sitar ]
dddd [ Woman Vocalizing ]

Where are we?

[ Chattering ]

[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

dddd [ Continues ]

[ Chattering Continues ]

Looks like
a welcoming committee.

Peace and love,
brother.

[ Chirps ]

- Salmoneus?
- Brother Sal, have we met?

Iolaus? Friend of Hercules?

- [ Woman ]
Welcome.
- No. Doesn't ring a bell.

But we're all friends
here.

Peace and love, sister.
[ Chirps ]

Uh, my name's Moria,
and we are not related.

[ Chuckles ]
Welcome, friend.

Yeah. Yeah.
Good. Salmoneus.

- What are you people
doing here?
- This is Sister Aurora.

Peace... and love.

- [ Salmoneus Chirps ]
- No. I meant who are you and
what are you doing here?

Why don't we give you
a little tour of our community,
and you can see for yourself?

[ Sighs ]
Lead the way.

You see, we have
an underground spring that
supplies all of our water needs.

What about food?
You'd be surprised
how little food you need...

once you put your spiritual side
ahead of your temporal.

But you do eat?
Of course.

One cannot chew
on spirituality. [ Chirps ]

You might say
we live by the Golden Rule.

We mine the gold and trade
with the outside world for food.

Gold?
That's where it came from.

But nobody wants to leave
or see the outside world
again?

-Yeah. Grab that gold and run?
-Why would anyone want to leave?

We have everything we need
right here.

There's no violence. We all
work and share equally.

There's no need
to be competitive,

for there's nothing more to gain
than what you already have.

[ Chirps ]
But nobody ever wants more?

More? That's
a negative concept.

[ Chuckles ]
You sure you're all right?

Never felt better, friend. The
teachings of Lorel frees me--
Lorel?

Our god. Kamaros
interprets for us.

- I'd really like
to see this Kamaros.
- You will.

We're all going
to have dinner.

[ Man ]
Food is taken very seriously
in our community.

I do extensive studies
in the areas of nutrition
and diet,

so I hope you're
enjoying your meal.

What there is of it.

Among my findings, I've learned
that we don't need as much food
as we think...

to sustain strength
and energy.

But perhaps dessert
will fill you up.

What a lifestyle
you have here.

I'd be the first to be
embarrassed at the luxuriousness
of my surroundings.

I'm perfectly content
to serve Lorel
in a more spartan capacity.

Yet, if our god wishes,
who am I to question it?

Yeah.

By communizing our efforts,
we can produce more fruitful,
harmonious results...

than a traditional
hierarchy-based society.

So that means you work
down in the mines
like everyone else?

[ Salmoneus ]
Anyone can work
down in the mines.

Only a select few
can interpret the wishes of our
powerful, yet benevolent god.

- [ Slurps ]
-Well put, Brother Sal, but you
make it sound so important.

I am but a humble servant
doing our god's bidding.

Now, why don't we
enjoy our dessert?

You know, we hate
to eat and run,
but we're gonna eat and run.

You're allergic
to that, remember?

Besides, I'd really like
to see the rest of this place.

- You mind
if we take our own tour?
- Not at all.

Treat our home
as if it were your own.

- If Brother Sal or I
can be of any assistance--
- [ Muffled Grunting ]

Yeah. Thanks. We'll, um--
We'll let you know.

Iolaus, stop.
Why did we leave?

There was something wrong
with that dessert.
Oh.

They tried
to poison us!
Hello!

Everyone else ate it.
So?

That could be what
makes these people
so touchy-feely.

I mean, they hug all the time.
There's gotta be--
Moria, what--

Well, come to think of it,
that is not the Salmoneus
I used to know.

It's like--
It's like they've
done something to his mind.

Yeah. I've noticed.
If you look in his eyes,
he's just not all there.

dddd [ Instrumental
]
[ Chattering ]

Mmm.
Good morning.

Peace and love,
sister.
You too.

I love you, man.

Yeah, uh--
Yeah, I love you too.

[ Kisses ]

Regina? Regina.

Is it you?
Yes.

Do I know you?
It's me.
It's your cousin, Iolaus.

I'm sorry. I--
I don't recognize you.

That's crazy. I--
I taught you how to
shoot a bow and arrow, remember?

It's all fun and games
till somebody loses an eye.
I have to go.

No, Regina. Wait.
Friend, there are plenty
of available women...

if this one
isn't interested in you.

I'm not your friend,
and I'm not interested
in her-- not like that.

- She's his cousin.
- We're all family here.

Yeah? Well,
I don't want a family.
Iolaus!

I just wanna know
why Regina doesn't
recognize me.

Sometimes our inner selves
are not in harmony
with the outside world.

[ Scoffs ]
You guys really
believe that stuff, don't you?

It is the way of Lorel,
our godhead.

Yeah? Well, I'll believe
this god when I see him.
She's appearing now.

[ In Unison ]
She?

dddd [ Mystical ]
[ Onlookers Gasping ]

[ Murmuring ]
[ Iolaus ] There goes your
powerful but benevolent god.

She's barely
out of diapers.
Yeah.

They don't seem to mind.
Suppose
this place is a paradise.

-[ Man ]
Hail to Lorel.
-[ Woman Speaking, Indistinct ]

Oh, no.
Here comes Salmoneus.

Oh, I can't
uncover any conspiracies
with him around.

Yeah. Tell him you want
a personal tour, and I can
do some snooping of my own.

Guess again.
Brother Sal.
[ Sighs Cheerfully ]

- [ Continues Sighing ]
- What a coincidence.

Iolaus was just saying
how he'd love a tour
of your gold-mining facilities.

Hey!
I'd love to
give both of you a tour.

I'll take a rain check. I have
some questions for your god.

No. I'm sorry.
You can't just
wander around aimlessly.

Oh, don't worry. I'll go
through the proper channels.

You know what? I don't need
a personal guide, Salmoneus.

Brother Sal--
and it's my pleasure--
we don't get many visitors here.

I'm always happy
to show them how we live,
what we're about.

[ Hums ]

- Is the fruit
to your liking, master?
- Very much so.

And the wine?

Excellent.

Now, watch, Aurora.
Learn how best to serve
an emissary of God.

Oh, no. Dear Aurora,
you must observe.

How else will you learn?

- [ Kisses, Chuckles ]
-[ Girl Moans ]

You're going
to be thrilled
and delighted.

Here is the entrance
to our mine.

[ Workers Chattering ]

And this gold
doesn't interest you,
right?

It's only so much rock
and mineral.
[ Laughs ] Boy.

You've really changed from
the Salmoneus I used to know.
I'm sorry. I don't follow.

Whatever happened to that
ambitious, dinar-loving
little... opportunist...

who always bugged Hercules?
[ Chirps ]

You must have me confused
with somebody else.

[ Birds Chirping ]

[ Whimpering ]

Are you all right?
It's nothing.

You're upset
about something.

It's Lorel.
Your child god?
What about her?

She-- She's my sister.

[ Iolaus ]
So much dust and glitter, right?
Exactly.

And no one really cares
about it, huh?
Why should they?

There are no possessions
here, so there's no reason
to be envious.

We all share
in everything equally.

Yahoo! Yah!
[ Snaps Fingers ]

So this means
you could all share
Kamaros's things.

Absolutely,
if one wished.

It's all community property.
What's yours is mine.

What's mine--
What's mine is mine alone.
Yeah, I'm familiar with that.

You're very cynical.
That will change
with time.

[ Woman ]
Catch!
Ohh.

You share the women
as well?
Huh?

If we don't believe in
owning things, why should we
believe in possessing people?

We share everything.
Everything?

You know, I would really like
to see my cousin again.

I could do that. She works
not far from here...
in food storage.

[ Moria ]
How did you and your sister
ever get mixed up in this?

It's all my fault.
We're from a village
in the next valley.

So you were one of those
that exchanged food
for gold?

I met Kamaros,
and he was so...
charismatic.

I really wanted
to believe him.

He told me the whole community
was free of violence, and it
was all about peace and love.

I've just realized that all
he cares about is the love part,
if you can call it that.

And Lorel?
He's done something
to her.

She used to be nothing
but energy and talk,

and now she walks
around in this fog.

I've heard they do that.

Who?
Visitors.

What?
Oh. Never mind.

She's not a god.
She's my kid sister.

Look. Don't worry.
We'll help her.

Very impressive.
See how happy
your cousin is?

And the harmony
of the workers, each
performing his own little task,

sharing the fruits
of their labor, following
the way of Lorel.

Yeah. I'd still like
to know why Regina
didn't recognize me.

Sometimes we need help
to get in touch with
our true inner being.

That's what
the reeducation room is for.
[ Electronic Whirring ]

Reeducation?
A special place.
I'll show you.

You know what, Sal?
Brother Sal.

Yeah. Good. Maybe
some other time. I've got a lot
of looking around to do.

Fine. You're our guest.
Yeah.

What is it?
We have to rescue Lorel.

- That would be Lorel,
the child god?
- She's not a god.

She's Aurora's sister.
She's your sister?

Kamaros has...
done something to her.
Yeah. I think I know what it is.

I've just been to food storage,
and I noticed the same odor
I smelled on the dessert.

What kind of odor?
It's lotus leaf.

It's an opiate
that Hercules's cousin,
Asclepius, told us about.

It's not lethal, but we've
gotta get your sister off it.

The sooner, the better.
You have a plan?

Yeah. Kind of.

I made a deal with Salmoneus
that if he didn't eat food
for a day, I'd join the band.

What?
It's a long shot.

Here. If there's any trouble,
try giving him
these gold nuggets.

[ Moria ] I don't understand.
Well, if he doesn't
eat the food--

It's a long shot.

Don't be afraid.
Aurora sent me.

Can you understand me?

You eat this?

[ Sniffs ]
Tastes good, huh?

Look, I haven't got time
to explain, but I have
to get you out of here.

And it's gonna be easier
if I just carry you,
okay? Come on.

Good.

I take this to mean
you don't approve
of our little community?

Oh, I've seen it before,
only then it wasn't called
"interpreter" and "disciples."

- It was called "master"
and "slaves."
- I'm sorry you feel that way.

[ All Grunting ]

Good, but not good enough.

You'd better be careful
with that thing. You don't
wanna lose your god.

There are plenty more
where she came from.

[ Whooshing ]
[ Yelps ]

[ Grunting, Groaning ]

[ Grunts ]

Have a nice day.

In case you haven't guessed,
the poison from that dart
isn't fatal.

It will merely aid
in your... reeducation.

Thanks. I've already
finished my schooling.

I'm afraid you've got a lot more
to learn. You're too aggressive
for our little community.

- [ Gasping ]
-Reprogramming or reeducation,

as we like to call it,
is definitely called for.

What if I don't want
to be reeducated?

- What if I don't want to join
your plan to rule the world?
- You misjudge me.

Why would I want the world?
I have everything
I could want right here.

Trick is not to let anyone
come in and spoil it.

Like me.
Like you.

As for your lack
of enthusiasm, you really
don't have any choice.

In my travels,
I've learned many things.

A mastery over lights.
The necessity of sleep.

Hercules's own cousin...

taught me about the healing
and intoxicating qualities
of certain herbs and plants.

You'll be one of us...
eventually.
Don't count on it.

Oh, I'll count on it.

Peace, brother.
I'm not your brother.

Hey, you will be,
whether you want to or not.

Begin.

[ Blades Whooshing ]

[ Exhaling Forcefully ]

dddd [ Instrumental
]
[ Chattering ]

You have to help us.
Iolaus is in trouble.

He doesn't keep his word.
He promised if I gave up food
for a day, he'd join the band.

I did. He's not here.
And I'm hun-gry.

Wha-- What
do you think you're doing?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're trying to tempt me,
aren't you?

What gives you that idea?
Oh, yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.

See, I am impervious to
the overtures of the out--

Could I have another sniff
of that? Just a-- huh.

Keep it.

The teachings of Lorel
tell us that the outside world
is not--

Do you have any more
in there?

[ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]
You're bad.

Bad girls.
Bad girls.

I'm gonna tell Kamaros
how naughty you've been,
and you're gonna get in trouble.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Whooshing Continues ]

[ Buzzing ]
Sorry. You're not allowed
to sleep.

- You guys aren't big
on creature comforts, are you?
- The purpose of the room...

is not to soothe the body,
but to ease the mind.

I guess that fan's not for
cooling me off then, huh?
It's for filtering light.

When it revolves
at the right rate, it can
induce a trancelike state,

leaving the mind
extremely malleable.

Sounds like a lot of laughs.
Kamaros is a master
of light manipulation.

It's extraordinary
the things he's accomplished
for the good of the community.

Yeah. I'll bet.

dddd [ Instrumental ]
[ Chattering ]

Aren't you Iolaus's cousin?

Iolaus? He talked to me,
wanted me to stop eating
for a while.

And?
I can't remember.
It's so confusing.

Try harder.
Maybe we shouldn't
force it.

We have to.
Memories are important.
They're who we are.

Regina,

remember when you and Iolaus
tied your father's sandals
together,

and he fell
in the pig trough?

-Kind of.
Were you there?
- He told me the story.

He was right
about the food.
You're starting to remember.

- Come with us.
- Where are you going?

To rescue Lorel
from Kamaros.
Rescue?

- From Kamaros?
- Lorel's my sister.

She's not a god. Kamaros
has just tricked everyone
into believing that.

Iolaus tried to get her
from the palace, but,
well, something's happened.

- We think he's been taken
to the reeducation room.
- We'd better go.

[ Speaking, Indistinct,
Voice Echoing ]

- You're not enjoying yourself.
- [ Gasping ]

From your babbling, I'd say
you have an uncommon fear
of death.

[ Gasps ]
The only thing
that I'm scared of...

is... turning
into a creep like you.

Oh, such spirit.
Enjoy it while you can.

Because in a few more hours,
you won't even remember
who you are.

[ Voice Echoing ]
Who you are.

[ Gears Grinding, Groaning,
Blades Whooshing ]

[ Distorted Yells,
Gasps ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughter, Chattering ]

Stay here.
If anything goes wrong, at least
you two won't be caught.

But I wanna see Iolaus again.
Yeah. We're all
in this together.

It's just not a good idea.
[ Man ] Keep an eye out
for the stranger.

Now will you stay here?

[ Buzzing ]

What's the matter?
He's gone.

Is there any other place
they could have taken him?

Then they've killed him.

Maybe he escaped.
Where to? There's nowhere
to go down here.

He could've gone back
to get your sister.

Moria.

Iolaus.
Greetings, friends.

- What's with the outfit?
- Peace and love, sister.

Oh, no.

Likewise.

Iolaus, it's me,
Moria.

Oh, I'm so pleased
to meet you, Moria.

- Has anyone shown you
our fair city yet?
- What have you done to him?

- Maybe he's found
a better life.
- I'll be the judge of that.

Moria,
why are you angry?

Anger is a negative emotion.

If you're so sure
he's gone over to your side,
can I speak with him alone?

I see no reason why not.

Ha.

Okay. You can
drop the act now.

I'm not sure
I understand.
Iolaus, it's me, Moria.

[ Gasps ]
We came here together
looking for visitors.

[ Gasps ]
Togetherness
is next to godliness.

[ Gasps Happily, Hums ]

They really did it
to you, didn't they?

They changed you.
Change is often necessary...

if we are to remain in touch
with our true selves.

It's like sitting
in a cave. What we see
before us are but shadows,

[ Over Device ]
and what is behind us
is the truth.

I have to be getting back.
I hope to see you later,
friend. Peace and love.

Yeah. Sure.
[ Clicks Teeth ]

Are you sure we can
save my sister without
Iolaus's help?

We don't have any choice.
[ Salmoneus ]
Girls! Hello.

What do you want from us?
I wanna thank you
for waking me up.

I can't believe
what a "schmendrick" I was.

- Brother Sal is starting
to remember the old Salmoneus?
- You bet.

I even remember Iolaus.
He used to hang around
with some big guy-- uh--

[ Snapping Fingers ]
Name escapes me.

Salmoneus, Iolaus
is in trouble. They've
done something to his mind.

- And we need his help
to rescue Lorel.
- Rescue a god? Are you crazy?

I'll tell you what to rescue.
Across the square, there's
a roomful of gold.

That's what needs rescuing.
Iolaus is your friend.

You're right. Who?
Oh, the blond guy. Yeah.
Let me get some gold first.

[ Sighs ]
Looks like
we're on our own.

No. I'm on my own.
There's no sense
risking all our lives.

- Lose something?
- Oh, just a friend,
and now a god.

- It's been one of those days.
I can come back later.
-I'd rather you stay.

[ Panting ]
Watch out.

That goes off,
it'll ruin your reputation
as a man of peace.

And put an untidy hole
in your blouse.

[ Laughs Ironically ]
Good point.
I'll just be going.

- [ Weapon Cocks ]
- Anywhere you want me to.

dddd [ Ceremonial ]
dddd [ Woman Vocalizing ]

[ Groans ]

She refuses to eat it.
[ Gasps ]
Sister,

how are you ever
going to find your true self...

if you don't take
the nourishment we provide?

You know what you two
can do with your nourishment.
[ Spits ]

I'm glad
you haven't changed, Moria.

[ Gagging ]
I learned one or two things
on my travels too:

Meditation is also
a way to control your mind,

and now that I know
the other women are safe,
it doesn't matter.

Neither of you
are leaving here alive.
[ Grunts ]

[ Kiaiing ]

[ Cackles ]

- I can't believe I did that.
- [ Groans ]

[ Gasping ]

- [ Laughs Malevolently ]
-Iolaus, catch!

[ Grunts ]
What am I supposed
to do with it?

[ Screams, Grunts ]

- Never mind.
- [ Grunts ]

Oh, great.

Now I know where
I've seen this emblem,
Kamaros.

Or should I say Karkus?

You know, if you're
gonna reinvent yourself,

you really oughta
change the markings
on your swords.

Karkus?
Butcher of Thessaly?

The one
and the same.

Guess you found manipulating
people's minds a little easier
than butchering them, huh?

Much easier.
And you don't even have
to get your hands dirty.

[ Both Grunting ]

Your hands are dirty.
You've turned those people
into slaves.

People are sheep,
you know-- born followers.

I merely stepped in
and filled the void.

Prepare to step back out.

Salmoneus, take Moria and
help the others spread the news
about their leader.

- I'm going as fast as I can.
- We've got to
finish this conversation.

- Nice cut.
- Yeah.

Come on!

-[ Blades Whooshing ]
- You've made a big mistake.

- The Butcher is back.
- [ Scoffs ]
Oh, brother.

[ Cackles ]

[ Onlookers Humming ]
Where's Iolaus?

He'll be right along. Right now
we have to show these people
the real light.

You people have been
duped by Kamaros.
Lorel isn't a god.

- She's flesh and blood,
like everyone else.
- You blasphemer!

- [ Man ] That's right.
-[ Man #2 ]
Sacrilege!

- Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
- [ Man ] Lorel is our god.

No. You've been tricked,
all of you.

Kamaros is nothing more
than a fast-talking magician.

You're wasting your time.
My disciples won't do anything
unless I tell them.

Maybe they'll be
a little more open-minded.

That lotus leaf you've been
spiking their food with wears
off when you stop eating it.

It's a pity you won't live
to see the fruits
of your meddling.

Lorel is my sister.
Kamaros drugged her.

He made her do what he wanted
so that you would do his wishes,
not hers.

- You're a liar.
-[ Confused Murmuring ]

- My sister doesn't lie.
- [ Crowd Gasping ]

Kamaros is the one
who's lied to you.

He doesn't care
about your good--
only his own.

- Why do you think he lives
better than everyone else?
- [ Woman ] Who do we believe?

Let's make this
interesting, shall we?

The system of pulleys
and counterweights are rigged
to the beams over the city.

When they buckle,
this whole place'll collapse
in on itself.

- You're sick.
- Maybe. But I'm the only one
who knows a way out.

[ Both Grunting ]

Friends, listen to her.
You've been brainwashed.
I was brainwashed...

to serve
Kamaros's own purposes.
[ Rumbling Overhead ]

- [ Man ] What's that?
- [ Woman ] What's happening?
-[ Anxious Murmuring ]

- [ Woman ]
The roof's falling in!
- Oh, no.

[ Groans, Grunts ]

Sorry. You can't
come with us.

[ Kamaros Screaming ]
[ Sword, Blades Clanking ]

I'm not.

[ Rumbling Overhead ]

[ All Screaming ]
Come on!
Over here! This way!

Kamaros has rigged it
so the whole place
is gonna cave in. Come on!

I'll just be a moment.
Salmoneus, what
is more important?

The gold or your life?
Salmoneus?
I'm thinking!

Let's go.
Come on!

[ All Screaming ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Woman Screams ]
Come on. Come on.
That's it. Come on.

Thanks, Iolaus. She's
looking better already.
Go! Go! Come on!

Iolaus!
Regina, I haven't
got time for this.

She remembers you!
Yeah. She'll remember more
when the drugs wear off.

[ Explosion ]

Pity. They had some
great ideas.
Yeah. All that free love.

[ Both Moaning ]

[ Man ]
Oh, fresh air!

Look! The sky!

[ Man ]
I can see the sun!

[ Iolaus Laughs ]

It's a souvenir.
There's nothing wrong
with a souvenir...

or two.

Sal!

Girls, don't forget Salmoneus!
Well, looks like
you got your story.

I'm just sorry there
were no visitors in it.
Oh, that's all right.

But, you know,
I do high-profile stuff too,

and I was thinking maybe
you could set something up
for me with your buddy Hercules.

I don't think Hercules
wants to see his name
in theStar-Globus.

"Hero Gives Birth
to Two-headed Dog" is not
really his kind of thing.

I wouldn't do a hatchet job
on him. I was talking about
a classy, high-profile piece.

Oh!
"Maps to Heroes' Homes,"
something like that.

Well, I don't know.
I'll have to think about it.
How 'bout over dinner?