Original subtitles

SERENA: Oh, I'm so excited.

HERCULES: Serena, we're only going to the marketplace.

I know, but I could never do this before,

not without fear of being touched,

and turning back into the Hind.

This is such a great feeling of freedom.

I'm glad you're happy.

Are you? Absolutely.

No regrets?

Well...

No. No regrets.

We could always go in Later.

Yeah, except Iolaus is waiting for us,

and we stood him up yesterday.

But it is our honeymoon.

Good point.

(LAUGHING)

Wait, wait, wait.

It would be rude.

I mean, Iolaus did help with the house and...

Yeah.

We can come back early.

I've created a monster.

We'll come back early.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I still can't believe it.

Hercules getting married again.

And to a deer, no less.

(LAUGHING)

Excuse me.

Did you say Hercules got married?

To the Golden Hind, the last of her kind.

Yeah, I heard he gave up all his powers to marry her.

She must be something.

Come on, Gabrielle. Okay.

I can see it now. He comes in and says, "Deer, I'm home.

"Brought you a salt lick for your birthday."

GABRIELLE: I know.

It's that Hercules didn't tell you. That's what's upsetting you.

Gabrielle.

Xena, you know, you shouldn't bottle up your emotions.

Now, if there’s some sort of hurt or jealousy operating here, then get it out.

Gabrielle!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

"Deer, I'm home." You're too much!

GABRIELLE: Oh, great, just walk away from me.

What, am I talking to myself here?

Strife,

I think you set my little plan in action.

Well done.

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

(GASPS) Look.

Check that out. (MAN HOOTS)

MAN 1: Let me take a better Look at you.

Let's just keep moving.

MAN 2: (KISSING) Hey, baby, how about a kiss?

(MEN LAUGHING)

That's one prime piece of venison.

Excuse me, but that's my wife you're talking about.

Just ignore them, Hercules.

Bet she's nice to snuggle up to in the winter.

All that soft deer fur.

Uh, fellows, Look, I'm in a good mood today,

so why don't you just apologize,

and we'll go on our separate ways.

Now why don't we do that?

Especially since you've Lost your strength.

Yeah, well, at least I haven't Lost my manners.

Let's just go find Iolaus.

Serena, I can handle this myself.

(MAN YELLS) Hercules!

What do you got, a rock for a head?

Of course he does.

(GRUNTING)

Oh!

How does it feel to be Like the rest of us?

(GROANS)

Now, which part of you shall I break first?

NARRATOR: This is the story of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods were petty and cruel

and they plagued mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to challenge their power.

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,

wherever an innocent would suffer,

there would be Hercules.

(SCREECHING)

(GROWLING)

(ROARING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(GRUNTING)

Ow!

(MAN GROANING)

Now, about that apology...

Sorry.

Are you... I said I could take care of this myself.

But...

You're welcome. We were just trying to...

When I say I don't need any help, I don't need any help.

Unless you two don't think I'm up to this anymore.

I thought maybe...

I've never seen him Like that.

Herc, wait up.

Herc, wait. (GRUNTS)

Don't you ever, ever, doubt me again.

I may not have all my strength,

but I'm not some helpless, impotent old man

who can't fight his own battles!

What is wrong with you?

Nothing. Nothing has changed.

Hercules, are you all right?

I'm...

I don't know what got into me.

I was worried about you.

I know.

I've never seen you get so angry over...

I'm sorry. I am.

Oh, sweetheart, it's okay.

ARES: And?

I got old Hercules coming and going.

Good.

The next step is to get him going, going, gone.

No sweat. I haven't even hit him in dreamland yet.

Um, about payment...

Hey, don't worry, you’ll be amply rewarded.

(STAMMERING) I just... I mean, if I just get a hint.

I mean, I certainly don't expect to get into your category,

but maybe, you know, if I were say God of Skirmishes.

(LAUGHING)

That was a joke.

Dig?

(LAUGHING)

Dig Hercules' grave.

And Learn how to talk so I can understand you.

(EXHALES)

You got to Learn to relax more, Strife.

Savor the moments of existence. Example,

this is the site of one of my greatest triumphs,

the Battle of Torrance.

Ten thousand corpses littered the battleground.

The stench was...

Invigorating.

So, who was the great general responsible for this aroma?

No general,

it was a warrior.

Xena.

She led her army through her opponent's infantry Like flies.

Limbs were scattered everywhere.

It was beautiful.

(SIGHS)

You miss her, don't you?

It's a shame she decided to change sides.

I wouldn't give up on her just yet.

Death's perfume can be very addictive.

Let's just see how my game plan unfolds.

Hercules, you need your privacy. Huh?

I'm going to go fishing for a few days,

or at least until your honeymoon's over.

Oh. You're gonna be gone that long, are you?

You're not planning a six-month honeymoon, are you?

Mmm. We were thinking more in terms of forever.

(LAUGHING)

Okay, well, I got an early start tomorrow.

Why don't you stop by for breakfast? I mean, it's on the way.

I'm Leaving at dawn.

That's all right, we'll be up. Yeah.

Come as early as you Like.

(SIGHS)

Iolaus!

Okay, but only for a quick visit, all right?

Okay.

I want to remind all of you to come to our town meeting tomorrow night.

We'll be discussing the formal dedication of our new water cistern to Hercules.

Just a minute.

Don't you realize the trouble you’ll be bringing on yourselves

by doing something Like that?

TOWN ELDER: But Hercules is a friend of ours.

He helped us build that system.

AGITATOR: And what has he done for you lately?

Married a creature that is half-human, half-animal.

The gods can't be pleased with that.

Hercules isn't hurting anyone.

And nothing bad has happened to any of us yet.

Oh? What happened in the marketplace today?

Think that’s the last incident Like that we'll see?

Every young punk from here to Hellespont

will be showing up to challenge Hercules, to test his strength.

MAN: That's right. (CROWD MURMURING)

What do you suggest we do?

Go to him. Tell him to leave.

Take our town back before it's too late.

What do you think?

MAN: He makes a good point.

Maybe he's right.

We'll talk to Hercules first thing in the morning.

SERENA: You know...

HERCULES: Hmm?

SERENA: If you want to go fishing with Iolaus,

I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself.

Hmm.

Well, maybe we should all go.

(CHUCKLING)

You know what Iolaus says about three's a crowd.

So is two as far as fishing and Iolaus is concerned.

He'll have a better time by himself.

I just don't want you to change your lifestyle because of me.

And I know how you help people, the adventures you go on.

I don't want to upset that.

You won't.

It's just a matter of balancing what I do out there,

and what I do at home,

with my family.

Family? (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.

I love you so much.

Well, you're pretty and smart.

(CHUCKLES)

A-ha!

(SING-SONG) Hey, Cuz Morpheus, throw Herc a dream.

Shake up a wild one, make him yell and scream.

Shake up a wild one, make him yell and scream.

(GROANING)

HERCULES: Don’t you ever, ever doubt me again.

Imay not have all my strength,

but i'm not some helpless, impotent old man

who can't fight his own battles!

SERENA: What is wrong with you? HERCULES: Nothing.

Nothing has changed.

If nothing's changed, then how come you let

that soldier back there almost brain you?

I can take care of myself!

And me? Can you take care of me Like you did your first family?

Don't talk about them.

I gave up everything for you.

I was the last of my kind.

And now, I can't protect myself.

And you gave up your strength, you can't protect me.

How am I supposed to feel?

I'm warning you!

Oh, go ahead, hit me. Hit me!

(YELLS)

Oh, show me what a strong man you are.

(YELLING)

(GASPS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Blood?

Serena?

(IOLAUS WHISTLING)

Good morning.

HERCULES: No!

IOLAUS: Hercules. Hercules.

Hercules?

A pillow.

I need a...

(STAMMERING) I need a pillow, she's uncomfortable.

Hercules.

Hercules.

She's dead.

No!

Murderer!

You killed her!

(YELLING)

IOLAUS: Take it easy, he doesn't know what he's saying.

Go, get them out!

Go!

Go! Get out! Go!

Go!

ARES: Ah, the three Fates.

CIotho spins the thread of Life,

my dear Lachesis measures it,

and my dearest Atropos cuts it.

That is Hercules' Life line.

Another god can't kill him.

And he's protected by Zeus.

Oh, no more.

He's sinned against the gods.

He's killed a mortal in cold blood.

ZEUS: Wait.

Zeus.

Who gave you permission?

This has already been dealt with. The other gods have voted.

And I wasn't informed?

You were unreachable.

Off on one of your dalliances, I suspect.

I can't believe my son killed anyone in cold blood.

He's gone mad.

See for yourself.

(GRUNTING)

If he's guilty, he’ll be punished,

but not bayou.

Bring him in before the Olympians.

Shouldn't he be tried among mortals now that he is one? Completely?

Well, you'd better make sure he lives to see a fair trial.

It's out of my hands.

What if he refuses to give himself up?

He's your son, you know how stubborn he can be.

What are you going to do?

I have to find the magistrate, tell him what happened.

Herc, I don't think this is such a good idea.

I mean, I’ve just come from town and they're forming a lynch mob.

A lynch mob? What, for me?

Yeah, I know you didn't kill her, but...

Maybe I did.

What?

I'm not sure what happened in there.

I've had these dreams and I keep seeing myself...

MAN: There he is!

There's the murderer!

You better get out of here. MAN: He'll pay for what he's done!

I'LL try and talk some sense into them.

I'm not going to... Herc, you got to go!

Okay, let's take it easy, fellows.

Come on, let's think about this for a second.

Out of the way, shorty. You can't defend the murderer!

(MOB CLAMORING)

Ha! Come on, come on!

Come on, get up. Come on.

(ALL YELLING)

Yeah. Come on, come on.

You are obstructing justice!

Out of our way!

Look, you can’t just hunt him down Like some common criminal.

This is Hercules you're going after.

I'm afraid he's not the Hercules we know.

You saw with your own two eyes just Like we did.

MAN: Hercules is a killer!

Psst! Hercules, over here.

Who are you?

My name is Veklos.

You might not remember, but you once saved my Life.

You can hide in here.

I've never hid from anything before in my Life.

I'm not about to start now.

Well, it was different then. You had...

Look, those people are out for blood.

Please, let me help you.

Just until things settle down.

Thanks.

MAN: Let's check the marketplace.

You saw the argument he had with his wife, his anger!

Hercules is not himself at the moment.

The gods could be behind this.

That's my point. Maybe they've driven him mad.

It doesn't matter who's responsible.

He's become a danger to the community.

Okay, I'm going with you. He'll listen to me.

If I talk to him, I can maybe convince him to give himself up.

You're taking a big chance helping me.

They think I'm a murderer.

MAN 1: Check all the houses!

MAN 2: He's got to be around here somewhere!

I don't know whether you are or not,

I only know that once you helped me,

I'd Like to return the favor.

(BANGING ON DOOR) MAN 1: Open up.

WOMAN: He's a murderer!

We're looking for Hercules. Have you seen him?

He ran by earlier, and then headed back toward the woods.

WOMAN: Get him!

Search everywhere!

Keep searching.

He couldn't have disappeared into thin air.

Why?

Why?

With grief Like that, you couldn't have killed her.

Thank you.

I should get going.

But you're safe here.

I need to find out who killed my wife.

Then go.

But trust no one.

We must search the town again. He can't have gone far.

(CACKLES)

There he goes!

(EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY)

AGITATOR: Come on, he went this way.

(GRUNTS)

We've got him now!

(GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

MAN: He's wounded. Close in, men. Surround him!

(YELLING)

Hercules!

What do you think you're doing?

Hercules!

(GRUNTING)

(XENA ULULATING)

MAN: It's Xena!

It's the Warrior Princess!

(ALL YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

(CACKLING)

(PANTING)

IOLAUS: He's in really bad shape.

I've never seen him take a beating Like this.

We need more water and bandages. Hurry.

GABRIELLE: I'LL be right back.

The bleeding stopped.

His other shoulder is dislocated

and he may have fractured his skull.

He should not be moved.

It's a good thing you came along when you did.

I came as soon as I heard.

Is it true?

About him losing his powers?

Yeah.

He must love her very much.

He did.

Did?

Serena, his wife,

she's dead.

And the townspeople think he did it.

Serena.

It's my fault.

I'LL go help Gabrielle.

I killed her.

I killed her.

Iolaus, are you okay?

Yeah.

Look, Iolaus.

Hercules will be okay. Xena is...

It's not that.

What is it?

Hercules thinks he may have killed Serena.

I saw Hercules with a bloody knife in his hand over the body.

I'm sorry about Serena.

She was the most beautiful woman.

I didn't think I could ever love anyone Like that again.

I... It's all right.

We're long past the time when we could've been together.

Tell me about what happened.

I'm not sure.

When I woke up, she was...

She was lying next to me.

She was murdered in bed right next to you and you didn't wake up?

It doesn't make sense.

It wasn't Like any sleep I'd ever had.

The dreams.

What do you mean, Like nightmares?

No.

It was worse, it was violent.

It was so violent.

Like they were from the gods.

Maybe they were.

But why?

I gave them my strength, I gave them what they asked for.

And they're always known for keeping their promises, right?

(GROANS) Hey.

This smells of Ares.

It's my fault.

I never should've trusted him to keep his word.

I need to find out what part Ares played in this and what part I played.

You will.

But get well.

You still have time to figure this out.

Xena.

What? What's the matter?

It's Iolaus.

I've never seen him Like this before. He's confused, he's torn.

I'LL go talk to him.

Keep an eye on him.

That head injury still worries me.

What's in this goatskin?

Hopefully something to save his Life.

I never did thank you for taking care of Gabrielle.

Thank you.

She's worried about you, she says you seem upset.

My best friend falls in love,

breaks up our partnership,

then his wife gets killed,

and he's not sure he didn't do it.

(SCOFFS) What's to be upset about, happens every day.

Have you ever considered that the gods might be behind this, all of it?

Yes, of course.

So the gods are behind it or responsible for it, so what?

What are you saying?

I know Hercules. His sense of justice, sense of honor.

If he thought there was a remote chance he killed Serena,

he would turn himself in and spend the rest of his Life

rotting in prison.

Yes, he would.

And?

He'll be remembered throughout history

not as a fighter for justice, but as a...

As a wife killer.

And then everything he stood for,

everything he fought for, goes down the river,

along with his reputation.

He doesn't deserve that.

No, he doesn't.

So, what do you want to do about it?

(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know.

But I've tried to think of something.

I've even considered confessing to Serena's murder myself,

to spare him the shame and humiliation of imprisonment.

He'd never let you do that.

I know.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless I kill him first.

You haven't got the stomach for it.

He's your best friend, you couldn't do it.

And you could?

If I had to.

If there was no other way.

I know you're confused, but the gods are at work here.

All I'm asking is that you hear me out, then,

you can do whatever you think is right.

(YELLING)

Hercules, it's all right.

It's all right, just lie down.

It's okay.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

If I did it...

I couldn't live with myself.

I'LL get you some water, okay?

(GROANS)

Hercules?

Gabrielle, where's Hercules?

I don't know.

I just went to get some water.

I was afraid of this. He's gone to turn himself in.

Xena, he took your sword.

To fall on?

No, he wouldn't do that.

But he might want to do the next best thing,

charge into overwhelming odds.

And die a warrior’s death.

We've got to stop him.

I got to hand it to you, Strife.

This has worked out better than I could ever have imagined.

It's been fun.

Fun is good.

So is dead.

(TWANGING)

(IMITATES TWANGING)

MAN: He's wounded. He must be holed up somewhere close.

If you're looking for me, here I am.

MAN: That's him.

I wouldn't celebrate just yet.

You got short memories.

Stay back, unless you want more of what we gave you before.

MAN: Better do as she says.

Stop.

Out of my way, Iolaus, I'm turning myself in.

I can't let you do that, Hercules.

Get out of my way.

Look, you're not listening to reason.

I'm warning you. Don't try to stop me from doing the right thing.

The right thing is to go back with us until we find out who really killed Serena.

We know who killed her! Now step aside!

Put the sword down.

(GRUNTING)

(SQUISHING) (GROANING)

You've killed me.

No, I didn't mean to.

No! Get up. Get up!

(BOTH YELLING)

(SQUISHING)

(GROANING)

You want to see some more blood?

Bring it on.

Well done, Xena.

Ares, what are you doing here?

Let's just say I have a vested interest in all of this.

You planned all of this?

One must keep amused.

There is away to bring him back.

Come back to me, where you belong.

How'd you do it?

How did you get someone so noble and so strong to kill his own wife?

I think I'LL keep that my little secret.

I think you're being a little too modest there, Uncle.

(CLEARS THROAT) It was easy, you know.

A little Morpheus induced sleep and I just, sort of,

slipped on by.

You killed her?

Yes, Like I said, it was easy.

What does it matter who killed her?

Hercules is dead, and you're mine.

It matters to me.

The goatskin worked.

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

Get up!

Help.

ARES: Fight him, you pathetic little fool.

You're a god, use your powers!

(SCREAMING)

(YELLS)

STRIFE: Take a hike.

Even it up, Ares, give Hercules back his strength.

No, I'm enjoying this too much.

You reneged on your deal, Ares.

You said if he gave up his powers, he'd be happily married.

I Lied. So what?

(LAUGHING)

(CACKLING)

Ares, you heard them, play fair.

(HERCULES GRUNTS)

Father.

Strife, I'm back.

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(LAUGHING)

(CACKLING)

Ares, this isn't over yet.

No, it isn't.

(LAUGHING)

Zeus!

Zeus!

Don't you walk away from me.

You handled yourself well.

Is that all you have to say to me?

You have a strange way of showing gratitude.

For what?

For saving you, for giving you back your powers.

I would rather have Serena back.

Son, you know I can't undo what the gods have done.

I don't want to hear about the other gods.

I mean, this is twice now

you've turned your back on me and my family.

It's not that easy. I have other responsibilities.

Since when have you been responsible for anything?

When?

So, I don't even rate a "thank you."

Thanks.

But you're wrong if you think that’s going to change anything between us.

You give good scream.

(CHUCKLES) Well, let me show you something.

Very nice.

You cut it pretty close.

Well, it had to Look real.

Another couple of centimeters, it would've been real.

Yes, well, it wasn't.

Hercules? Don't ask.

Hey, I'm glad you're okay.

I'm not okay.

Look, it isn't much consolation,

but at least you know you didn't kill Serena.

I did kill her.

If I hadn't fallen in love and married her, she'd be alive today.

(XENA SINGING IN ANCIENT LANGUAGE)

You weren't long for this world, Serena.

At least not in your mortal form.

(SIGHS)

But you made the most of your short Life.

You loved

and you were loved in return.

That's the highest place a mortal can aspire to.

And for that,

I am eternally grateful.

I...

I will miss you.

(EXHALES)