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Hi.
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I'm beautiful, rich, and lonely
and I'll give you one million game
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tokens if you'll spend the
night with me.
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Who's buying breakfast?
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MAN: You see the still-throbbing
heart being lifted out of the rib
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cage and held in the surgeon's hand.
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- So who is she?
- Who?
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You're starting at ceilings
and grinning like an idiot.
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- Who is she?
- Lisa.
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- What else is new?
- Love.
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I finally realized that
I'm in love with her.
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Our Lisa?
You can't be in love with Lisa.
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- Why not?
- You know the rules.
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- Put her out of your horny, little mind.
- I can't.
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That's the problem.
I have to tell her
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how I feel and I'll need your help.
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Okay, when you're ready to
call Lisa up hit this button.
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I hope you're prepared
for rejection.
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As always but she's
got to know that I love her.
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Now am-scray.
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If I'm going to go down in flames
I want to do it solo.
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Where's Wyatt?
- Just the two of us this time,
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you and me all by our little selves.
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Tonight's a special night, you know.
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Special night?
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( Scratching )
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( Soft Music Playing )
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Mm, Gary, what exactly
did you have in mind?
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Lisa, you know
I'm a romantic guy, right?
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And when I say these words
you know I mean them
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with all my heart.
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- I want to do you.
- Oh, that's very sweet,
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but you know that can't happen.
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- Because?
- Because you encoded me
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with strong moral values,
remember?
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Actually, that was Wyatt's dumb idea.
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The Wyatt part of me
can't grant that wish.
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I think I found a way
around this problem.
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My wish isn't for me.
It's for you.
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- Me?
- I wish that you
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would fall in love with the
best-looking guy in this room.
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Say, Gar...
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I love you.
I've always loved you.
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Now how about a nice,
hard, wet one?
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Mmm...
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Break it up.
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Don't make me get the hose.
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Nice timing.
Don't you ever knock?
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Gary, why did you stop me?
I love him so much.
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Those lips, his smile...
that button fly.
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You, take a cold shower.
You, come with me.
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- I can't feel my tongue.
- Wyatt, snap out of it.
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- We're in big trouble.
- She was all over me.
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- Did you see it?
- I saw it.
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She's in love with you.
Completely, totally in love.
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I knew it.
All this time I thought
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I was kidding myself
but she does love me.
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I wished for her to fall for
the best-looking guy in the room.
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- that means...
- Yeah, she's in serious need of glasses.
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Oh, Wyatt, I want you so bad.
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- Did you hear that?
- You poor guy.
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I fear for you.
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- She's uncontrollable insatiable.
- And that's bad thing?
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Do you want what Lisa would
do If I wasn't here to stop her?
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She would throw you on the
floor and have her way with you
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repeatedly, non-stop over
and over until something snaps.
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- I'm guessing you.
- Over and over?
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Over and over.
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- Hey, where are you going?
- I'm taking Lisa to my place.
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You two have to stay as far
away from each other as possible--
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At least until the spell's over.
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What kind of friend would I be
if I didn't keep Lisa
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- from having wild sex with you?
- Wait!
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Can I just give him
one good-bye kiss?
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She is in love with me.
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All right, fine.
You can blow him a kiss.
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Geez, you look tired.
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You owe me big time.
I've been up all night with Lisa.
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You don't know how hard that is.
The woman can vaporize
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through a keyhole travel through
telephone lines at the speed of light.
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- How did you stop her?
- Oddly enough,
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she's mesmerized
by Barney's videos.
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Continuing with our systems
of the human animal let's move
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on to what some might consider
the backbone of the series--
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The skeletal system. The bones
of the skeletal system
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vary in size and shape from
the femur the longest bone
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in the body to the hammer,
anvil, and stirrup...
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Wyatt, you have something
you'd like to share with the class?
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Uh, no, sir. I'm just
passing notes here with... Gary.
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That's all, just passing
notes with Gary.
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Let's see what's so important
that Gary had to ignore
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my lecture that he might commit
his deep thoughts to paper.
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"Wyatt, my love I dream of lying
down together in a pool of honey..."
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I didn't write that.
Not my note, no sir.
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Comforting to know.
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All right, who wrote this?
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I did.
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"... licking the sweet nectar
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off each other's bodies
till the end of time."
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Now, that's a note.
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Let me out to the
proverbial chase here.
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We don't allow civilians to
consort with Farber students.
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So if you'll agree to leave campus
I'll let Mr. Donnelly return to class.
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I won't go. Wyatt and I
are meant to be together.
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- End of story.
- Lisa!
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You leave me no other choice
but to call Wyatt's father.
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Mr. Donnelly?
Principal Scampi here.
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My favorite bathing song.
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# I soak in my hot tub
I sweat like a pig #
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# If I stay in there too long
I'll prune like a fig. #
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Yes, that's why I called.
Have a nice day.
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I'll be straight with you, Wyatt.
Your father sounded rather upset.
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- You want to go skiing in the Alps?
- I have three more classes.
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- Your classes go away.
- No.
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How can I make this clear?
As much as I would like to...
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you know? You, me
together...
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- Over and over and over.
- Okay.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, geez! No! I can't do this!
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You're not really
in love with me.
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It's just a spell.
I'd be taking advantage of you.
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I mean, sure, the sex
would be unbelievable and sure,
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I could probably erase your
memory files the morning after,
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And...
This is driving me crazy!
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You got to leave me alone.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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I just think we should spend
some time apart for a while
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until you're back to being you.
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Wy?
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You on throne patrol?
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Wy?
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- Wyatt's not here.
- Lis, you gave me quite a shocker.
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- Where's the man?
- Gone.
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It's just you and me...
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- alone.
- Really?
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- What about Wyatt?
- He broke up with me.
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- What a feeb.
- It's okay.
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I don't know what
I saw in him anyway.
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Sure, he's cute but he doesn't
have your fire your hot... manly bod.
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You look a little tense.
Sit down, I'll rub you.
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Three of my favorite words.
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Ooh, you have really supple shoulders.
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- Like a spider monkey.
- Yeah? Cool.
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- Most chicks don't dig skinny dudes.
- Not me.
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I love skinny.
Skinny arms, skinny legs...
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- Skinny necks?
- Especially skinny necks.
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A guy like you could wrap himself
around me like a belt of he wanted to.
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- You're coming on to me.
- Am I that obvious?
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A woman can never be too obvious.
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Cinch me, baby.
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Oh, Mama!
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Guys.
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Sorry you have to find out this
way but Lisa's come to her senses.
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She's dumping you.
She wants to bed down with me.
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Are you okay with this--
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me being in love with Gary
and not with you?
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I guess...
but do you have to use my room?
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Oh, don't worry
about being gentle.
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Damn darm damn.
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What, am I going too fast?
Should I keep my pants on?
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Wyatt doesn't love me, I thought
I could make him jealous.
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But it didn't work.
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You mean, you came on to me
to make Wyatt jealous?
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Yes.
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Then you're not turned on
but my... hot, manly bod?
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- We-we could turn the lights off.
- ( Sobbing )
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( Bell Ringing )
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- Hey, Wyatt.
- Oh, hey, Kim.
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If you still want to swap notes
from Lang's class
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I could bring mine over
to your house tonight.
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That sounds great.
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- Wyatt?
- Lisa, what...?
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Hi, honey.
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- Who's your friend?
- Um... this is Kim.
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- Kim, Lisa.
- Nice to meet you, Kim.
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Kim? Lisa, what did you do?
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She was coming on you.
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I couldn't have that,
so I made her go away.
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- Lisa, Lisa, this is bad, very bad.
- What's bad?
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A little problem. Uh, Kim Morris?
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Lisa kind of, uh, zapped her...
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- away.
- Away? Where?
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You're standing with her.
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Ooh! That's got to hurt.
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Lisa, you can't just...
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From now on, my love
nothing's going to come between us.
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I'll make everyone go away
if I have to until you belong to me.
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Could you detach me, please?
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Come away with me, Wyatt.
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Martinique is so lovely
this time of year.
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No!
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I don't mean "No"
in a negative sense.
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I mean, uh... I have
an even better idea.
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How about we go
to, uh... my room?
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- It's also lovely this time to year.
- Mmm... I like it.
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The lights down low.
I can put on my little Black Teddy.
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Hurry home, darling.
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Nice snow job, darling.
Now get me down!
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What are we going to do?
She's crazy about me.
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I don't see the two of you going
to the prom any time soon.
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We got to shut her down.
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Turn her off before she toasts
any more study-buddles.
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Okay, her's the plan:
you distract her,
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but keep your pants on.
I'll unplug the computer.
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I'll do my best but I can't
promise on the pants thing.
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I hear ya.
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( Moaning )
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( Both Whimpering )
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Oh, darling,
what kept you so long?
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And why is he here?
I want to be alone with you.
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Be strong.
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( Door Opening )
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Whoa! What reeks?
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Well, well, well.
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Looks like Wyatt's having
a little pajama party.
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Hey, Mom, guess what.
Wyatt brought home a hooker.
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Real pricey-looking wench too.
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How many box tops
she set you back, Slim Jim?
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I'm sorry. You're...?
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$100 an hour, I'm guessing.
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- Do you run a family discount?
- Chett, none of that talk.
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Would someone explain
what's going on here?
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- No.
- No.
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I'm Lisa, Wyatt's lover.
And we'd like
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to spend our lives together alone.
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Do you have a problem with that.
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Yes, I have a problem with that.
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( Laughs Nervously )
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Hey, you're no ordinary hooker.
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Nice try, Gary.
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Did you think
I was going for the computer?
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No. I was... I was...
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my mind was blank.
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- It's time to go, Wyatt.
- Oh.
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Well, uh... have a good trip.
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Gary? Mom?
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They're not here.
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It's just you and me,
Wyatt, in paradise.
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We have our own private
beach our own Secluded Cabana
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and three pizza huts.
Have I made you happy?
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How can I be when you're
vaporized my best friend
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- and half my family?
- Don't you see, honey?
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They had to go away.
They were obstacles to our love.
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Lisa, you got to bring them back.
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Please.
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Okay, just one.
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Gary! You're back!
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I'm back! I'm back!
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Where are we?
Why are there so many pizza huts.
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I'll explain later.
Gary, she's still in love with me.
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What do we do?
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We end this now.
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Lisa, how can I make this clearly?
You don't really love Wyatt.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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My whole reason for being
is to love Wyatt.
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- You don't even know what love is.
- Sure I do.
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Love is making out on
the hood of a dodge viper.
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Love is getting right to the sex
without having to talk first.
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Love is doing it in your parents'
bed when they're at work.
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Son of the gun. She does know.
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You idiot! That's not love.
That's the stupid, horny,
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Gary Wallace version of love
you programmed into her.
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Okay, smart guy
if you think you know
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so much about love
go ahead, you tell her.
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I will.
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Love...
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Makes the world go 'round.
All you need is love.
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If you love somebody,
set them free.
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Right. Right. Set them free.
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That's it!
See, you don't really love me.
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- Of course I do.
- No. No, you don't.
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Because if you did,
you'd set me free.
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That's what real love is.
That's not in the song.
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I understand.
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We're out!
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It's over!
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Way to go, man!
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Thank God for stupid pop songs.
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( Typing )
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What are you doing?
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I'm setting my files
to self-destruct.
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COMPUTER: Sequence activated.
60 seconds to self-destruct.
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Another minute,
I'll be out of your lives.
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- What? Why?
- I need to prove my love.
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You're the one who said it--
"If you love someone, se them free."
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So that's what I'm going to do.
I'll never bother you again, Wyatt.
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We don't want you to go away.
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Wyatt was just spouting
stupid lyrics.
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I'm confused.
first you tell me love means
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setting someone free then you
say that's not love at all.
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- COMPUTER: 30 Seconds.
- I exist to love Wyatt.
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But since now I don't know
what love is then I have
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no reason to exist unless one of
you can tell me what love really is.
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Got anything better than
making out on a dodge viper?
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- All I know is we are a team.
- Before you came along, life sucked.
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Now we have fun.
Don't you see, Lisa?
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We want you to stay.
With you around, life's...
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- better.
- COMPUTER: Ten Seconds. Nine...
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- Then maybe that's love.
- Will you stay?
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- Yes.
- Then it's offiicial. That's love.
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You love us, we love you.
All kinds of love in this room.
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Give us a hug.
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One. Zero.
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Self-destruct activated.
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- Lisa?
- Lisa file erased.
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We were too late.
Now we've lost her forever.
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No! She can't be just
when I finally realize I love her--
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And I don't mean
in a filthy sexual way.
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I mean the real thing.
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Whatever that is.
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Now we'll never see her again.
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I have a backup file.
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I knew I could count on you, Wyatt.
That's why I love you.
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Oh, don't worry.
I don't mean in an obsessive,
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zombies, love puppy kind of way.
More like a big sister.
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So the spell's finally over?
You brought everybody back?
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00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,100
- Of course.
- Chett too.
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But you'll be happy to know that
when I reassembled his atoms
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I toyed with his body hair gene.
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You want to know
what love is, Wy?
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Love is having a backup file.
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I love you too, Gar.
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