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- That wraps up
the first edition
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of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
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Our thanks to Democratic
Congressman Mark Allen
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and Alyssa Denolfo of the
Penn Conservative League
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for joining us today.
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- We hope you'll join
us every Saturday
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as we look at the day's top
issues from all sides.
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Even McCormack's whacked
out lefty perspective.
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That's right.
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And Mike will continue his quest
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to make Bill O'Reilly
look progressive.
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We've got shows coming up
on Wall Street Reform,
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calls for national energy
policy, and the drive for
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marriage equality in
the Keystone State.
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Mike loves that one.
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Say I don't Pennsylvania.
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And of course you can
follow our columns
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Tuesdays and Thursdays
in the Times Herald.
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Until next time I'm
Mike Steinman.
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And I'm Colin McCormack
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on The Pulse.
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Who's your daddy?
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- Okay okay, so this year
turned out pretty good.
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Mike, Colin, nice work.
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- Yes.
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- Okay, it's enough.
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Enough.
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I don't need their
egos any bigger.
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Now, maybe ya heard this.
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Print is dead.
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How 'bout them apples?
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Christ.
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So, corporate is hot for the
potential synergy here.
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I swear to God if I never
say that word again.
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Anyways, since you've
seen the commercials
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tomorrow at noon.
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So keep spreading the word.
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My office.
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The rest of you clowns,
enjoy the weekend.
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- Amber, did you get
those Medicare stats?
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- Okay, Amber is
a stripper name.
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And you can't hire someone
with a stripper name
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to produce a news show.
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- Yeah, tell that to Steinman.
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Listen, did I see interns?
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- Yeah.
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Started yesterday.
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- Can I borrow one?
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I've got a little
research project
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and I swear Amber just
goes to Wikipedia.
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- Monday okay?
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- Perfect.
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Heading out.
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Gotta get to the gym.
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- Or you can just give
in to middle age spread
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like the rest of us.
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- Maybe I will.
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When I'm middle aged.
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- Oh!
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♪ And I fucked up
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♪ yet again
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♪ A long
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♪ a long way
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♪ It don't matter
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- Six unanswered points.
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- Shit!
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- Panthers can't
afford this kind
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of deficit in the early going.
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Stamina's a big question...
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- Well, there you are.
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Why is it celebrities
are never on time?
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Seriously, you and Madonna
always keep me waiting.
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- It's in the handbook.
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- How was the screening?
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- It turned out great.
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Kind of weird to see
myself on TV though.
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- Oh right.
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You know you can't
wait to be besieged
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by adoring fans.
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- Got my first one today.
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Caught one of the interns
checking me out.
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Kind of cute too.
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- Colin.
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- Oh relax.
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I like em young but
there are limits.
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- Do we need to
have a little talk
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about sexual harassment?
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You know, it's generally
frowned upon.
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- Shut it.
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The game's started.
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They're getting hammered.
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Yo.
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Oh, come on!
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Where's the defense?!
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- What?
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Is it getting worse?
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- Down 12 already, Jesus.
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- Hey.
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Welcome back.
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- Please.
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I don't know that
one journal article
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counts as a career renaissance.
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- Always on the
bright side with you.
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- Yeah, that's
part of the charm.
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- Oh!
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Come on.
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- Harper is throwing bricks.
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They need to sit him now.
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Buh bye.
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- Easy Prince Charming.
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Get your food before
it ices over.
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- Ah see.
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I should coach.
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- You're a genius.
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Hey...
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We should go out tonight.
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After the game.
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We should celebrate.
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- Nah.
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- Stewart.
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When was the last
time you got some?
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- Let's see.
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Truman was president so...
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No, wait.
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Eisenhower, so see I'm good.
You have fun.
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- Oh...
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I will.
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- Mom.
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Mom I can't...
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You're slurring.
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I can't understand you.
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He said what?
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What did he...
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I'm sure he didn't mean that.
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I said I'm su...
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Why don't you just
call me tomor...
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No.
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No.
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I don't want to talk to him.
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Mom, no...
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Fuck!
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Hi dad.
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Yes sir, I can tell.
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Just tell her I'll...
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Dad.
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Are you there?
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♪ Down in the hole
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♪ Worn and faded
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♪ Torn and jaded
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♪ Thrown away
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♪ Overrated, understated
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- Yo.
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Are we two or three?
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- Kicked him out.
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- Oh good, I'm starving.
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I let you have an extra hour.
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- Hey, dad.
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What's up?
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- Hey Tom.
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You see...
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Oh, fuck!
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- Collin, your show.
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Is it on DVR?
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- Alex died.
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- Your uncle Liam's Alex?
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- Massive stroke last night.
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- Oh my God.
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- Liam's devastated.
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So...
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We're gonna go out to L.A.
just to...
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Be with them.
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Help with all the arrangements.
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- You want me to go with?
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- Yeah.
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Dad would really
appreciate that.
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Liam too.
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- I feel like I was
blessed to have him.
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And ah...
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Now I feel blessed again because
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you're all here with me.
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To celebrate his life.
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My big brother Tom.
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Thank you Tommy.
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For giving me away when Alex
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finally could make
an honest man of me.
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And our precious...
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Precious friends.
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You know, Alex's family...
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They never accepted who he was.
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And that hurt him more
than you can imagine.
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But you...
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All of you,
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you were his family.
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- It's very nice to meet you.
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- I want you to think about it.
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- I will.
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I promise.
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Search Committee at UCLA.
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I know, crazy right?
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- You boys, don't
miss your plane.
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- Love you dad.
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- Love you son.
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Stu, thanks for coming out.
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- Of course.
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- Appreciate it.
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- You look very
handsome Stewart.
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- Thanks Mrs. M.
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- They're gonna
miss their plane.
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- Go go go go.
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- After 50 years.
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Have we missed out?
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- That's a dangerous question.
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What color's the car?
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I mean growing up I wanted
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to be just like
my dad, you know?
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Devoted wife, couple of kids.
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But when I realized I was
gay I guess I thought
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a family just wasn't
in the cards.
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- Please, you're not
the marrying kind.
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You're more of a...
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Slut.
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- Shut it.
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I mean, yeah but...
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- And don't forget all the spunk
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you sold for beer money at Yale.
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Check it off.
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- Stewart.
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Jesus, you're not...
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- What?
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- You make it
impossible sometimes.
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- Are we talking
actual feelings here?
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Do we do that?
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- Not if you can help it?
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- Okay, I'm listening.
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- Mmm, who's your daddy?
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Just give me the keys.
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- I'll tell you why Pat.
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The bible very clearly tells us
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that marriage is between
a man and a woman
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and it is a sacred covenant.
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The bible also very
clearly tells us
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that homosexuality
is an abomination.
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And that is the word.
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Abomination. - Knock knock.
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- To claim that homosexuals
should be allowed...
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- What the fuck?
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- The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
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Amber booked him for the show
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on marriage equality.
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- Of course she did.
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I come bearing intern.
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Why are you lurking like that?
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Come on in here.
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Come on.
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He's not gonna bite.
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Colin McCormack, Thaddeus Bloom.
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- It's Tee.
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Goes by Tee.
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- Nice to meet you, Tee.
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Shar showed me your samples.
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Some of the strongest student
writing I've ever read.
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- Really?
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You liked it?
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That's, wow.
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- Okay, this one won't
stop talking about you.
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Colin this, Colin that.
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You'd think you
were Justin Beaver.
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- Uh, it's Bieber, Shar.
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Not Beaver.
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- Whatevs.
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Figured you know.
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- All right.
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My shit comes first.
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Capisce?
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- Yes ma'am.
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- Ma'am.
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Can you fucking believe this?
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- Okay.
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So, are you familiar with
Reverend Irvin Lockwood?
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- Yes, sir.
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Pops made me watch
him every Sunday.
282
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,272
- Oh, you're not a...
283
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,573
- No sir.
284
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,200
The Reverend is not too
fond of us homosexuals.
285
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,311
I kind of hate him.
286
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,314
- Well, we need to
stay objective here.
287
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,515
But,
288
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,017
there are rumors.
289
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:01,951
I'm sure you've heard.
290
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:02,919
- The mistress?
291
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,120
- The mistress.
292
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,544
- That's the devil's
tongue talking.
293
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,689
- So he says.
294
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,625
No one's been able
to connect the dots.
295
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,495
But I thought if we gathered
all various sources
296
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,130
that do exist.
297
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,032
- We can see all
the dots he wants?
298
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,400
- Right.
299
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,435
This guys calls himself
a defender of marriage.
300
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,404
If he's screwing around...
301
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,595
I wanna nail him on it.
302
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,396
We have a month.
303
00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:25,608
See what you can find.
304
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,409
- Yes sir.
305
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,268
- Tee, um...
306
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,679
This whole sir thing,
307
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,814
it's killing me.
308
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,582
Just Colin please.
309
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,606
- Yes sir...
310
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,109
Colin.
311
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,437
- Holy crap, traffic was...
312
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,005
Oh, uh...
313
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,140
- You're looking for Colin?
314
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,731
He's in Ms. Miyake's office.
315
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,001
- Thanks.
316
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,350
- I still think you're
too ugly for TV.
317
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,218
- And the makeup helps.
318
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,587
You're still wearing
it, you know.
319
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,080
- It kind of makes
me feel pretty.
320
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,125
- Great show guys.
321
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:16,792
- Hey.
322
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,816
- Good night.
323
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,286
- Uh, Medicare?
324
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,229
- Oh sorry.
325
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,454
I didn't get to it.
326
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,434
- Admit it Mike, you hired her
327
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,693
for her tits.
328
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,006
- McCormack please,
there's a lady present.
329
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,773
- Fuck that.
330
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,797
Answer the question.
331
00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,078
Hey Stu.
332
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,312
- Hey Shar.
333
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,613
Michael.
334
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,871
- Stu man.
335
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,184
- Game starts in 20 and
I don't wanna have to
336
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,328
chase people from our seats.
337
00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:43,229
Did you get my message?
338
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:43,752
- Oh.
339
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,954
Shit.
340
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:45,721
We were taping so I
turned off my phone.
341
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,323
- All right ladies.
342
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,158
Better go wash this makeup off
343
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,061
so the wife doesn't think
McCormack's giving me the gay.
344
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,169
- Do you guys even
read his columns?
345
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,473
- So, who was that
in your office?
346
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,608
- Tee, short for Thaddeus.
347
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,542
He's an intern.
348
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,846
What's this about, an interview?
349
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,245
- UCLA.
350
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,829
They're flying me out
for some meetings.
351
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:11,853
I have one next week.
352
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,683
- So you applied.
353
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,686
- Well, it seemed like
such a long shot.
354
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,388
You don't think I should?
355
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,156
- Huh?
356
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,181
Oh no, It's just...
357
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,684
I mean they're a
big deal, right?
358
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,464
I thought you were over
high pressure academia.
359
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,832
- I don't know.
360
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,367
Fifteen years?
361
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,991
Maybe I can handle the
political bullshit
362
00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:34,015
now that I'm older.
363
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,362
- Yeah but...
364
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,398
You're happy here, right?
365
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,939
Avoiding the question?
366
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,709
- Perpetually.
367
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,345
- How do you fix that?
368
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,048
I've had three different
IT guys in here.
369
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,284
- McCormack, I gotta
bail on the game.
370
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,818
Little Mike's been
puking all day
371
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,353
and the wife's in a mood.
372
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,288
- Is he all right?
373
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,089
- Yeah, he's fine.
374
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:26,755
He's a kid.
375
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,390
He eats bugs.
376
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,414
You know.
377
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,895
- Did you eat bugs?
378
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,163
- I don't think so.
379
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,264
- Me either.
380
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,791
Hey.
381
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,628
Any interest in catching
a basketball game?
382
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,115
I still can't believe you
spent two years at UNC
383
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,707
and never went to a single game.
384
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,219
Here, let me...
385
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,386
- What?
386
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,730
- It still has the
stickers on it.
387
00:17:58,754 --> 00:17:59,655
- That's hip hop man.
388
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,056
- Leaving he stickers on?
389
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,358
That's ridiculous.
390
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,427
Well at least brake
in the brim a little.
391
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,561
- Nuh uh, it's my hat.
392
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,029
- I paid for it.
393
00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:09,532
Yo.
394
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,757
This isn't over.
395
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,905
So how's it going?
396
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,108
- Holy crap.
397
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,243
- That bad huh?
398
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,410
- No no no no.
399
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,211
That good.
400
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,270
They love me.
401
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,538
- Really?
402
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,558
- Well you don't have
to sound so surprised.
403
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:29,152
- I'm not.
404
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:29,952
- I know, I know.
405
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,187
It's just the first day.
406
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,891
But I had this great
meeting with the dean.
407
00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:35,448
He has read all my stuff
which was surreal.
408
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,584
- That's great.
409
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,228
- Right?
410
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,463
And then, this afternoon I'm
just touring the campus
411
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,431
and I get hit by this
cute professor from
412
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,799
the history department...
413
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,259
Maybe the universe is trying
to tell me something.
414
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,396
- Did you just say the universe?
415
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,407
- Oh God.
416
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,071
One day and I'm already
talking like them.
417
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,645
- Mention kale and I'm
sending out a rescue party.
418
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,147
- Please send the hit squad.
419
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,408
Now listen, I'm meeting history
department for a drink.
420
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,311
Um, I gotta go.
421
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,854
Tomorrow is meetings,
meetings, meetings.
422
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,118
And then some big dinner thing.
423
00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:08,210
But I'll call when I can.
424
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:09,958
- Oh, okay.
425
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,593
Talk to you then.
426
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,618
Glad it's...
427
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,134
- Something wrong?
428
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:19,935
- Hmm?
429
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,761
Oh, no no, just...
430
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,432
Stu.
431
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,236
Another round?
432
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,471
- Sure.
433
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,165
- A half an hour
north of Ashville.
434
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,467
Near the Tennessee line.
435
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,501
- Sounds rustic.
436
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,869
- Yeah.
437
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,404
- You know, I grew up right
here, Carnegie Mellon
438
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,171
faculty brat.
439
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:56,972
- Yeah, I know.
440
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,574
I think some of the...
441
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,075
- Look at that ball control!
442
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,410
Come on.
443
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,280
How can you not love basketball?
444
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,706
- Why, because I'm black?
445
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,519
- Shut it, jackass.
446
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,721
Because you're from
North Carolina.
447
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,559
Dean Smith, Coach K,
Michael fuckin' Jordan?
448
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,594
- Pops wasn't too big
on extracurriculars.
449
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,453
Took too much time
out of bible study.
450
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,656
- Wait, seriously?
451
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,491
- Yes sir.
452
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,327
- Stop that.
453
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,531
Wow, so your dad's...
454
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,466
pretty religious.
455
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,703
- Um, I was raised
by my grandparents.
456
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,205
But, yeah, Pentecostal.
457
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:40,316
- Yeesh.
458
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,550
- No snakes or nothing.
459
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,934
People always ask
about that but...
460
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,911
it's still pretty hardcore.
461
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,548
- Are your parents...
462
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,083
- Yeah, in a car wreck.
463
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,060
I was three.
464
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,262
I don't remember anything.
465
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,621
- I'm sorry.
466
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,368
So, does your grandfather
467
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,769
know you're gay?
468
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,705
- Oh, yeah.
469
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,807
He caught me and my best friend,
470
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,208
you know.
471
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,477
- Oh shit.
472
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,780
- He used to pray over me.
473
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,349
Like a lot.
474
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,918
Out saying, "Leave this boy."
475
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,478
It's pretty intense.
476
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,357
I told him I was
healed once but...
477
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,782
Then he caught us again.
478
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,662
- Sorry to laugh.
479
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,954
I'm sorry.
480
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,639
- Program's great but,
I just transferred.
481
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,907
I'm gay, I'm black.
482
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,367
I talk different.
483
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,645
- That's gotta be tough.
484
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,913
- No, everyone's
super nice, just...
485
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,382
I don't know,
sometimes I feel like
486
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,317
I'm a pet alien or something.
487
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,511
- Phone home.
488
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,380
- What?
489
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,683
Pet alien like E.T..
490
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,751
- Oh, like the movie.
491
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,163
I've never really seen it.
492
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:01,897
We didn't.
493
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,165
- Come on.
494
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,000
With Elliott and E.T.
and what's her name...
495
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,201
Drew Barrymore?
496
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,870
The bicycle chase and
they start flying?
497
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:08,637
No?
498
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,105
- It sounds cool.
499
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,864
It's from the 80s right?
500
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,766
- Oh shit.
501
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,234
Never mind.
502
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,469
Ouch.
503
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,015
So you feel like an alien.
504
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,884
But do you think your
classmates really
505
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,552
view you that way?
506
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,319
Or is that...
507
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,421
Oh.
508
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,722
I'm sorry.
509
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,623
- What?
510
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,291
- I don't mean to grill you.
511
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,459
Hazard of the job.
512
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,127
Every conversation
is an interview.
513
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,285
You'll see.
514
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,331
- What's your favorite color?
515
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,666
- My...
516
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,669
- I'm practicing my
interview skills.
517
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,970
Favorite color?
518
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,006
- That's your opening question?
519
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,030
Favorite color?
520
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,576
Wow, I smell a Pulitzer.
521
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,977
- Favorite color?
522
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,169
- Blue.
523
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,572
- Cats or dogs?
524
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,705
- Neither.
525
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,818
Not that I don't like them.
526
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,076
I just can't be around them.
527
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,020
Allergic.
528
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:58,987
- Me too.
529
00:22:59,011 --> 00:22:59,922
Like my eyes start swelling up
530
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,490
and I can't stop sneezing.
531
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,782
- Exactly.
532
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,285
Um, hang on.
533
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,419
I gotta...
534
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,247
Sorry about that.
535
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,363
I've enjoyed hanging
out with you.
536
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,590
Thaddeus Bloom.
537
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,492
- Yeah, me too.
538
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,403
- Oh.
539
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,907
Shit.
540
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,577
Did I?
541
00:24:04,988 --> 00:24:05,988
- No it's...
542
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,079
- Oh...
543
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,491
Shit!
544
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,517
What the fuck am I doing?
545
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,460
- Colin it's okay.
546
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,628
- No fuck! Don't!
547
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,428
Oh fuck!
548
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,530
What is wrong with me?
549
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,931
- Colin?
- No.
550
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,165
Listen.
551
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,266
Tee, this is my fault.
552
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,034
I'm sorry.
553
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,002
You're an intern.
554
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,203
- It's okay.
- No!
555
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:21,970
Tee, it's not.
556
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,171
You should go.
557
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:23,806
- What?
558
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,607
- Just go!
559
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,991
Forget Lockwood.
We shouldn't be...
560
00:24:26,015 --> 00:24:26,475
Oh fuck!
561
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,810
- I...
- No!
562
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,577
Just stay away from me.
563
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,344
I mean it!
564
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:30,368
Stay away!
565
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:41,873
- Hey.
566
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,043
- Hey.
567
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,047
I couldn't figure out
the coffee maker.
568
00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,451
- It took me a week.
569
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,221
The manual's like War and Peace.
570
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,066
Did you shower?
571
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,792
- Nah, I have to change
before work anyway.
572
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,527
I shower at the dorm.
573
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:03,895
- Dorm.
574
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,765
Oh Christ.
575
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,735
Tee, um.
576
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,237
Listen, uh.
577
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,240
Last night...
578
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,086
I think this might be...
579
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,912
- Your place is really cool.
580
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,615
- Oh.
581
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,250
Yeah.
582
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,385
Thanks.
583
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,759
- Just like grandma made.
584
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,159
- Hi, this is Professor
Stewart Wisniewski
585
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,761
and this is my
personal voicemail.
586
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,029
If you're calling about office
hours please call my...
587
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,516
- Wow, this brings
back memories.
588
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,519
Never mind.
589
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,266
Fine, when I was a
senior in high school
590
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,650
I used to fool
around with this guy
591
00:28:12,674 --> 00:28:16,438
on the fourth floor,
Kevin, Kevin...
592
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:17,639
Oh shit.
593
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,223
I don't think I ever
knew his last name.
594
00:28:19,247 --> 00:28:22,945
- Oh gee, that's real classy Mr.
Role Modal.
595
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:23,846
Oh wait.
596
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,714
You have to wait a minute.
597
00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,182
- Tee, don't worry about it.
598
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,251
You should have seen how
messy I was in college.
599
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,685
Drove Stu nuts.
600
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,654
- No, just wait here okay?
601
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,213
- Okay.
602
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,024
What room?
603
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,349
- 313.
604
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,484
- All right.
605
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,076
- Okay.
606
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,379
You can come in now.
607
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,289
- Wow.
608
00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,793
Stu would approve.
609
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,463
Well...
610
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,233
- I always had to clean
my room or else.
611
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:32,939
- Why'd you transfer?
612
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,743
- Just, distance.
613
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,778
- As in you needed some?
614
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,518
Tee, why do you have this?
615
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,354
- Pops sent it.
616
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,623
- Why would you keep it?
617
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,029
Oh.
618
00:29:58,697 --> 00:29:59,966
Babe.
619
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,377
This is going.
620
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,981
- Put her on hold.
621
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,974
♪ Well I'm, self absorbed
622
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,209
♪ and sex obsessed
623
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,776
♪ I enjoy the excess
624
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,079
♪ I'm a fun little mess
625
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,047
♪ I got the knowledge
626
00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,381
♪ but I failed the test
627
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,917
♪ I came second best
628
00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,252
♪ like all of the rest
629
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,888
♪ self indulged and
self inflicted
630
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,558
♪ every word I say
may be contradicted
631
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,884
♪ Now I'm laid out on my f...
632
00:31:33,569 --> 00:31:34,569
- You're early.
633
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,837
- Oh, yeah.
634
00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:38,073
I got a flight out this morning.
635
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,707
And now I can't find my key.
636
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,167
I need to get the spare.
637
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,202
- Oh, right.
638
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:44,712
- Hey, that smells good.
639
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,372
Have you got enough for two?
640
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,983
The airline charged
me eight bucks
641
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,085
for a so called snack
box containing
642
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,011
the most baffling
assortment of crap.
643
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,246
- Uh no, sorry.
644
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,094
- So it turns out this trip
was a fucking waste of time.
645
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,095
Shocker.
646
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,319
- I thought it was going well?
647
00:32:01,343 --> 00:32:04,412
- Ah, it was going
well until I...
648
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,035
Um, hello.
649
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,803
Not enough for two.
650
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,405
- Okay.
651
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,873
Sorry.
652
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,708
- Oh my God you're blushing.
653
00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:14,833
- I am not.
654
00:32:14,877 --> 00:32:15,877
- Look at you.
655
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:16,511
You're blushing.
656
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:17,412
Who is it?
657
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,516
And how do I not know this?
658
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,040
- Shit.
659
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,309
You have to go.
660
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,248
Okay.
661
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,884
But you have got to promise...
662
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,285
to go easy.
663
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,090
It's Tee.
664
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,170
- No, the intern?
665
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,772
- Come on, now don't get all...
- Oh Jesus Colin.
666
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,774
You know your little fetish
for post collegiates
667
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,710
is bad enough but
come on he's a fetus.
668
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,902
- I know, I know, but...
669
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,605
He's smart and...
670
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,850
Kind of fascinating.
671
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,919
He's got this totally
fucked up background.
672
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,687
I mean fucked.
673
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,147
Up.
674
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,449
Look, why don't you
stay for dinner?
675
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,352
Talk to him and you'll see.
676
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,297
Or, you can tell
me that I'm crazy
677
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,158
because seriously I feel
like a teenager here.
678
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,326
- Well that makes two of you.
679
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,565
- He's 21.
680
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,809
- Colin, he's an employee.
681
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,945
- Okay, technically he
doesn't report to me.
682
00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,771
He's Shar's intern.
683
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,006
- Really, that's what
you're going with?
684
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,353
I can't decide if this is
funny or just pathetic.
685
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,644
Be nice.
686
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:36,115
- Well I'll try but
I make no promises.
687
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,253
- Hey!
688
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,521
- Hi.
689
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,958
- Tee, you remember Stu?
690
00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,206
He's gonna be joining
us for dinner.
691
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,764
- Oh.
692
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,809
- You're shitting me.
693
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,078
- Oh I shit you not.
694
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,646
Cut his fingernails
during the interview.
695
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,506
- What an asshole.
696
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,085
- Well he was Hal Tate's
roommate at Princeton so...
697
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,319
- So, that explains it.
698
00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:05,353
- Who?
699
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,954
- Doesn't matter.
700
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,778
You know, I had actually
forgotten about that.
701
00:34:08,802 --> 00:34:10,125
- Hal Tate was George's mentor
702
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,526
when he taught at Georgetown.
703
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,960
- So isn't that a good thing?
704
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,929
- Stu started getting
more attention
705
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:15,963
and Tate didn't...
706
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:16,898
- We got into a pissing contest
707
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,700
and his dick was bigger, okay?
708
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,159
Moving on.
709
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,920
Anyway, it's beside the
point because they're also
710
00:34:23,944 --> 00:34:26,380
talking to Patricia
Braxton Hall.
711
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:27,898
- Who?
712
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,647
- Stewart, I'm not
even sure who that is.
713
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,039
- The Black Ann Coulter.
714
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,240
- Oh.
715
00:34:35,618 --> 00:34:36,618
Her.
716
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,386
She's a piece of work.
717
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,054
- She is appalling
but she's smart
718
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,257
and she's a diversity wet dream.
719
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,682
- Can use the computer?
720
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,760
- I'm sorry babe.
721
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,064
We just had a lot
to catch up on.
722
00:34:47,088 --> 01:09:35,575
- It's okay.
723
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,920
Can I use it?
724
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,766
- You didn't like
the cacciatore?
725
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,959
- No, I'm not that hungry.
726
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,405
- Want me to make
you a sandwich?
727
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,630
- No, I'm good.
728
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,302
- Take the laptop by the bed.
729
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,822
- Want me to make
you a sandwich?
730
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,014
- Shut it.
731
00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,110
- Hey.
732
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,004
Oh, uh, sorry.
733
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:20,906
- Use the damn doorbell!
734
00:37:31,987 --> 00:37:33,027
- What are you saying man?
735
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,462
You're anti-gay marriage?
736
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,298
- No, I'm not saying
that at all but,
737
00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,466
let's be honest, it's
a tradition designed
738
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,568
to foster procreation
in a specific way.
739
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,170
With a dominant husband
and a subservient wife.
740
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,974
So, how is that a useful model
for homosexual relationships?
741
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,876
Not even straight people
but that shit anymore.
742
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,413
- There are legal rights that
come with marriage, man.
743
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,014
It' not just about procreation.
744
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,516
There's not fertility
requirement.
745
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,017
Sterile people can
still get married.
746
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,419
- Oh and I wish they would.
747
00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,078
- We're being treated
differently under the law.
748
00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:01,656
Civil rights.
749
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,890
- Now there I agree with you.
750
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,392
Marriage may be a farce but
751
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,884
we should have equal
access to it.
752
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,762
- You just like to argue.
753
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,287
- You're catching on.
754
00:38:09,698 --> 00:38:10,698
- Whatever.
755
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,899
I gotta pee.
756
00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,325
- Well golly, thanks
for the update.
757
00:38:16,572 --> 00:38:17,572
What?
758
00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:20,231
- I can tell you like him.
759
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,100
- Well let's not
get carried away.
760
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,079
Fine.
761
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,503
He is very right for
a sixth grader.
762
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,527
Happy?
763
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:28,706
- Delighted.
764
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,389
Is that all he's eating?
765
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,915
- Wasting bacon,
that's just wrong.
766
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,086
- Show time!
767
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,821
Babe!
768
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,740
- Greetings Pittsburghers.
769
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:53,908
I'm Mike Steinman.
770
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:55,743
- And I'm Colin McCormack.
771
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,380
And this is the
Pittsburgh Pulse.
772
00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,147
Thanks for sharing
your Saturday with us.
773
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,016
- This week we're
taking a closer look
774
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,719
at the state of renewable
energy in Pennsylvania.
775
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,053
Is it for real?
776
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,055
Or just a lot of expensive
wishful thinking?
777
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,191
- Like Mike's gym membership.
778
00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:11,626
- Exactly.
779
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,928
- Our guest today are
Patty Hickenlooper,
780
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,664
Executive Director of the
Green States Initiative,
781
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,858
and Republican State
Senator George Winston.
782
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,259
But first let's take a look...
783
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,616
There you are.
784
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,620
Tee, it's okay.
785
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,956
You know you can use it.
786
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,792
Can't sleep again?
787
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,442
So what have we got here?
788
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,444
You're looking at
porn aren't you?
789
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:03,210
Let me see.
790
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,311
Let me see.
791
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,504
- No!
792
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,807
- Hey, where did you
get that picture?
793
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:10,842
You friended my dad?
794
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,151
- You're account was logged on.
795
00:40:14,175 --> 00:40:15,590
I just kind of...
796
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,048
- Tee, that's not...
797
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,885
- When you talk about him
he sounds really cool.
798
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:27,993
- Yeah.
799
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,729
I'm lucky.
800
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,296
I know.
801
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,503
God.
802
00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,838
I was so young.
803
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,217
I was so proud of that fish.
804
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,545
Dad made me feel like I'd
landed a great white.
805
00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:48,614
What else we have in here?
806
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,483
Wow.
807
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,719
It's after we won
state championship.
808
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,486
Junior year.
809
00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,690
Oh.
810
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,159
I love that one.
811
00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:02,961
Stu and me, commencement day.
812
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,731
See, he does smile.
813
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,604
That's...
814
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,840
Christmas in Aspen 90...
815
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,206
Six?
816
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,309
97, does it say?
817
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,945
- Why is Stu there?
818
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,015
- He usually does the
holidays with my folks.
819
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,361
His dad's a marine.
820
00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,387
Super conservative.
821
00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:31,189
And an asshole.
822
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,524
Plus...
823
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,893
His mom kind of drinks.
824
00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,530
- But you guys were never...
825
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,532
- No.
826
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,570
I mean, we fooled around
some in college but...
827
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:46,437
No.
828
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,075
He's my best friend.
829
00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,381
Okay.
830
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,819
I need to get some sleep.
831
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,920
Come on.
832
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,593
Or maybe just get some.
833
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:03,782
- Can we go now?
834
00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:05,717
- Come on Babe!
835
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,571
- So maybe you can
help me prep on
836
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,264
the constitutional arguments.
837
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,651
- Yeah sure, I can pull
some stuff together.
838
00:43:21,675 --> 00:43:22,710
- I can do it.
839
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,478
- Thanks Babe, but I think
840
00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:26,437
this is more Stu's bailiwick.
841
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,407
- Chipotle maple syrup.
842
00:43:30,052 --> 00:43:31,052
That's perverse.
843
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:33,087
- No, it's just different.
844
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,145
Try it.
845
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,713
- Tee!
846
00:43:35,881 --> 00:43:36,881
- Hey Cat!
847
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,960
- How the hell you been?
848
00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:40,351
- Oh my gosh!
849
00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:41,953
Colin McCormack.
850
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:43,721
I love your show.
851
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,233
And you...
852
00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,268
Such a hottie.
853
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,136
- Why thank you, gorgeous.
854
00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:52,698
- You keep giving
that Steinman hell.
855
00:43:52,808 --> 00:43:53,808
- I will.
856
00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,566
I promise.
857
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,471
Who's your daddy?
858
00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,942
- Is the irony of that
completely lost on you?
859
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,309
- Huh?
860
00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,214
Shut it.
861
00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,558
- I mean, I will concede
he's not your usual
862
00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,127
frat boy type but I'm
not used to your
863
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,462
little conquests hanging
around like this.
864
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,722
- Stewart...
865
00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,424
He's not a little conquest.
866
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,860
I really think I...
867
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:25,697
I don't know.
868
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:29,134
Maybe, the Greeks
were on to something.
869
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,003
You know that older
younger thing?
870
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,448
- Please, those stories
never ended well.
871
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,112
Someone was always
stabbing out their eyes
872
00:44:36,136 --> 00:44:37,337
or getting chained to a rock.
873
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,677
- Just ease up a bit.
874
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,346
Please.
875
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:42,780
Fine.
876
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:47,886
Does he...
877
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,355
Look thin to you?
878
00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:53,524
Oh God.
879
00:44:58,373 --> 00:44:59,373
- There is no such thing
880
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,875
as a gay child.
881
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,844
If a young person tells you that
882
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:05,847
what they are saying is
they have embraced Satan.
883
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:07,248
You do not love that.
884
00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:08,515
You do not accept that.
885
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,017
You cannot accept that.
886
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,485
You must fight the Devil.
887
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,121
And you must make that
young person understand
888
00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:15,456
the evil in the...
889
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,480
- Tee.
890
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,016
You okay?
891
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:20,919
So...
892
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,621
We tape tomorrow.
893
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,489
What have we got?
894
00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:26,801
- I pulled a bunch of stuff
895
00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,659
but it's all variations
on the same thing.
896
00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,062
- Damn.
897
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,840
- There's this
from the Inquirer.
898
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,824
- No, I don't think we want
to go down that route.
899
00:45:34,848 --> 00:45:35,848
Shit.
900
00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,134
Well, we tried.
901
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,770
- Colin, I'm sorry.
902
00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:39,904
- Hey.
903
00:45:40,348 --> 00:45:41,348
Don't worry.
904
00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,540
You did great.
905
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,751
Really.
906
00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:45,175
Maybe there's a
reason no one can...
907
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,476
- Tee?
908
00:45:46,521 --> 00:45:47,521
I'm heading out now.
909
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:49,290
Don't stay too late.
910
00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:51,358
- We were just.
911
00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,384
Doing some stuff for
tomorrow's Pulse episode.
912
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,986
- Okay.
913
00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,999
He's not working you
too hard is he?
914
00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,057
- No ma'am.
915
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,928
- All righty then.
916
00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,730
Good night.
917
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,374
- Have a good night.
918
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:08,599
- Mhmm.
919
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,542
- Tee!
920
00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,379
Tee, Jesus Babe, we...
921
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,349
We just, we need to
be more careful here.
922
00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:26,150
Okay?
923
00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,153
Okay?
924
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,056
My place at seven.
925
00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:33,091
We'll go for a run.
926
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,447
- Sorry.
927
00:46:58,093 --> 00:46:59,093
- Didn't even see it.
928
00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:00,828
Fuckin' rat on a leash.
929
00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:01,852
Damn.
930
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,221
I really scraped it.
931
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,923
- I'll get the peroxide.
932
00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,470
Stewart!
933
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,671
- What?
934
00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:11,839
Oh Christ.
935
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,040
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
936
00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,064
Ding dong.
937
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,210
Holy crap.
938
00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,744
You should put some
peroxide on that.
939
00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:18,904
- We know.
940
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,072
- Why are you in such a tizzy?
941
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,839
- She said no.
942
00:47:23,074 --> 01:34:47,457
- Who?
943
00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,086
- Braxton Hall.
944
00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,320
At the last minute, decided
she didn't want to
945
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,984
make her kids change
schools or something.
946
00:47:28,008 --> 00:47:29,423
- So, does that mean...
947
00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:30,681
- They just called.
948
00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:33,951
- Wow.
949
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,052
That's...
950
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,487
Well done my friend.
951
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:37,755
Congratulations.
952
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:40,167
Tee, congratulations
are in order.
953
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,659
Stewart got the job.
954
00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:42,603
- Really?
955
00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:43,304
That's awesome.
956
00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,362
When do you go?
957
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,898
- I haven't actually said yes.
958
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,842
- You...
959
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,878
- Honestly, I thought
it was a lost cause.
960
00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:52,870
I told them I'd have
to think about it.
961
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,383
What do you think I should do?
962
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,618
- You're asking me?
963
00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:58,809
- Yeah.
964
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,412
- Well, I tell you what...
965
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,390
We're going to
dinner at Pablo's.
966
00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:05,259
Why don't you come
with us and...
967
00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,254
Babe, careful please.
968
00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:10,754
- Sorry.
969
00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,357
All done.
970
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,304
- Colin, I could really
use your advice on this.
971
00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:16,427
Does he have to...
972
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,572
Um, can you take a
rain check on dinner
973
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,573
just this once?
974
00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:20,507
- No!
975
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,276
- Seriously? Colin!
976
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,434
- Jesus.
977
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,437
Fine, how is this,
978
00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,016
Stu, let's go grab a drink.
979
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,617
Talk it through.
980
00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:33,111
And then, Tee can
join for dinner.
981
00:48:33,421 --> 00:48:34,421
- Great.
982
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,680
What's my time allotment?
983
00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,394
- Babe, would it be okay if...
984
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,762
- Whatever.
985
00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,754
I got some stuff I
can do at the dorm.
986
00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:45,199
- You sure?
987
00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:46,457
- Yeah.
988
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:47,724
- Okay.
989
00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:48,559
Thanks.
990
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:49,995
Come here.
991
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,669
- Did you see that
look he just shot me?
992
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,140
- You're being too sensitive.
993
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640
- Uh huh.
994
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,210
- He's...
995
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,079
He's not sleeping.
996
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,192
I think he's just tired.
997
00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,626
- Well then get him some Ambien.
998
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,860
Or better yet, a shrink.
999
00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,129
Because I'm telling you,
1000
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,873
there is something not
right about this kid.
1001
00:49:16,897 --> 00:49:17,631
- Look.
1002
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,533
I know Tee's a little intense.
1003
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:20,725
I'm not an idiot.
1004
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:24,062
But I like the fact
that he needs me.
1005
00:49:24,606 --> 00:49:25,606
That I...
1006
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,608
Feel I can take care of him.
1007
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,442
- Well that's just sweet.
1008
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,510
But don't you feel...
1009
00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:30,614
- I called empathy Stewart!
1010
00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:32,340
I know it's not your thing.
1011
00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:33,914
- Not my thing?
1012
00:49:33,938 --> 00:49:35,449
- Don't you get tired of it?
1013
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,618
Keeping the world
at arms length.
1014
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,277
That's what you do, you know.
1015
00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,022
- So this is about me?
1016
00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,080
- Yeah, it is.
1017
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,757
'Cause you can't stand the fact
1018
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,659
that I found someone.
1019
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:46,493
Someone I actually care about.
1020
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:47,694
You know why?
1021
00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:49,238
'Cause it means you
might actually have
1022
00:49:49,262 --> 00:49:50,197
to find your own life.
1023
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,989
Instead of glomming onto mine.
1024
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:53,924
- You think that I...
1025
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,562
Oh my God, you're ego is just...
1026
00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:00,165
Fuck you.
1027
00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:01,666
Fuck you.
1028
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,078
Just, fuck you.
1029
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,270
I am out of here.
1030
00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:09,807
Enjoy your empathy.
1031
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,410
- You know I'm right!
1032
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:15,480
- Stewart!
1033
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:22,486
Fuck.
1034
00:51:34,556 --> 00:51:35,636
- Hey Amber, is Colin in...
1035
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,238
- Hello!
1036
00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:38,105
- Yeah, hi.
1037
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,306
So is he...
1038
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,174
What?
1039
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,709
Hey buddy!
1040
00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,511
- Reverend Lockwood.
1041
00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:45,512
I'm Amber Fletcher.
1042
00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,004
We spoke on the phone.
1043
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,939
- The pleasure is all mine.
1044
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:52,519
Hi. I'm Irvin Lockwood.
1045
00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,111
- Hi, I'm gay.
1046
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,080
He in his office?
1047
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,625
- I am so sorry about that.
1048
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:00,318
He's not with the show.
1049
00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,119
Please, follow me.
1050
00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:05,866
- I don't know what I'm supposed
1051
00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:06,800
to do with this now.
1052
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,104
You couldn't make bullet points?
1053
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:10,036
- Yeah well excuse me
for being thorough.
1054
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,272
- We got him!
1055
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,439
- Calm down Tee.
1056
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,199
- Just read it.
1057
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,270
- Stu can you give us a second?
1058
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,782
- Uh, yeah.
1059
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,806
Sure.
1060
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,477
Tee.
1061
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,491
What is this?
1062
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,195
- Did you see what he
says about her pussy?
1063
00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:33,527
- Where did you get this?
1064
00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:35,028
This is Lockwood's
personal email.
1065
00:52:35,052 --> 00:52:35,962
Where did you get it?
1066
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,186
Did somebody give this to you?
1067
00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:39,757
Holy shit!
1068
00:52:40,368 --> 00:52:41,648
Tee, don't they
teach you ethics?
1069
00:52:41,672 --> 00:52:42,936
We can't use this!
1070
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,570
- But that's proof...
1071
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,196
- Enough!
1072
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,840
- I just thought...
1073
00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,224
- I can't deal with
this right now.
1074
00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:55,306
- What the hell was
that all about?
1075
00:52:55,883 --> 00:52:56,883
Is everything all right?
1076
00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,486
- Don't. Okay.
1077
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,611
Just don't.
1078
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:04,958
- Hey, I got you!
- Tee!
1079
00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:05,892
You hear me?
1080
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:06,956
You're a fucking hypocrite
1081
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,128
and I got you!
1082
00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,432
- You better get out of my face!
1083
00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:10,231
Take a step back.
1084
00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,532
- Hey!
1085
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,165
You hear the man.
1086
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,066
Back off!
1087
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:14,090
- A fucking hypocrite!
1088
00:53:16,103 --> 00:53:17,103
- Oh my God!
1089
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:17,738
- Shit!
1090
00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:18,505
Call 911!
1091
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,306
Honey, are you okay?
1092
00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:20,607
- I barely pushed him.
1093
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:21,742
- Tee, can you hear me?
1094
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:22,676
- I don't think you
should move him.
1095
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,900
- That boy was out of control.
1096
00:53:23,924 --> 00:53:24,578
You saw.
1097
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,479
- Somebody call 911!
1098
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:26,980
- What the hell happened?
1099
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,582
- Babe, it'll be okay.
1100
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,251
- Fifth floor.
1101
00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,009
He's not moving.
1102
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,028
- Yo.
1103
00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,864
- Any luck tracking
down the grandparents?
1104
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:26,457
- No, his...
1105
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,994
Phone and computer are
password protected and...
1106
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,297
Anyway I don't think they're
very big correspondents.
1107
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,412
Listen Colin, I'm
gonna come get you.
1108
00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,581
- No, Tee's awake but they've
gotta run some tests
1109
00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:41,806
before they'll release him.
1110
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,774
We'll just cab it
back to my place.
1111
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,252
- Okay, but Colin I...
1112
00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,556
- Hang on, here
comes the doctor.
1113
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,815
I gotta go.
1114
00:56:04,939 --> 00:56:05,939
- Easy.
1115
00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:06,640
- I'm fine.
1116
00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:07,765
- Babe.
1117
00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:10,934
- Hey.
1118
00:56:11,913 --> 00:56:12,913
- Hey.
1119
00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:13,880
Give me a hand?
1120
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:14,904
- I'm fine.
1121
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,774
I just need to sit down.
1122
00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:23,948
- He's got a concussion.
1123
00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:25,325
Look after him.
1124
00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:26,617
I gotta pay the cab.
1125
00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,472
- Yeah.
1126
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,379
I think I get it.
1127
00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:58,692
I really think I do.
1128
00:56:58,716 --> 00:56:59,917
I mean...
1129
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,697
I've barely spoken to my father
1130
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:05,723
in almost 20 years, you know?
1131
00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,592
And before that, well...
1132
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,262
So I understand.
1133
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,300
Growing up without
that connection.
1134
00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,536
It hurts, I know.
1135
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,639
- What do you want?
1136
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,877
- He has to know.
1137
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,145
- Fuck you!
1138
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,692
- Tee, you have got to tell him.
1139
00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:33,684
- Tell who what?
1140
00:57:34,936 --> 00:57:36,096
- Colin, I'm just going to...
1141
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,387
- Sit!
1142
00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:43,260
Why are you upsetting him?
1143
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:51,802
- Everything's okay.
1144
00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,272
We just have to talk.
1145
00:57:57,652 --> 00:57:58,652
That's all.
1146
00:57:58,676 --> 00:57:59,677
Right, Tee?
1147
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,311
Right?
1148
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:09,719
- Tee?
1149
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:24,802
Is there something you...
1150
00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:27,337
Need to tell me?
1151
00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:32,743
Babe, it's okay.
1152
00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:40,084
You know you can
tell me anything.
1153
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,263
What is this?
1154
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,837
- When you donated,
1155
00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,716
you gave them permission
to release your identity
1156
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,675
to any results.
1157
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:40,444
- I know but why...
1158
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,279
I mean.
1159
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,222
Oh my God.
1160
00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,028
Did your mom...
1161
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,834
Are you?
1162
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:11,608
Oh God.
1163
01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,154
Oh God, what have we done?
1164
01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:14,888
- Colin...
1165
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:15,656
- Don't.
1166
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,589
Get the fuck off me!
1167
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,357
- Okay.
1168
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:18,024
Hey, just calm down.
1169
01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,583
- He's my son!
1170
01:00:21,262 --> 01:00:22,262
And you knew?
1171
01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:23,263
- No Colin, I just...
1172
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,064
- Colin, please.
1173
01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,666
- You let me fuck you!
1174
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,233
- I thought it was worth it!
1175
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,034
- Worth what?!
1176
01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,202
Are you insane?!
1177
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,460
- Colin!
1178
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:32,797
- Get him out of here.
1179
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,266
When I get back I want
both of you gone.
1180
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,353
- Oh hey! Hey.
1181
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,054
Hey stop that.
1182
01:00:48,078 --> 02:01:37,469
Tee, damn it.
1183
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,713
Stop.
1184
01:00:50,624 --> 01:00:51,624
Stop that. Stop it.
1185
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,626
Jesus. Stop that.
1186
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,650
Stop it.
1187
01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,394
- Colin!
1188
01:02:14,598 --> 01:02:15,665
- Colin?
1189
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,648
- Colin, can I come in?
1190
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,358
Colin.
1191
01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:46,863
Colin.
1192
01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:48,132
Can I come in?
1193
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,418
- I waited my whole life.
1194
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,488
To know.
1195
01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,127
My dad.
1196
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,067
Just wanted to be near him.
1197
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,569
- So why didn't you
just tell him?
1198
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,238
Before.
1199
01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:37,507
- I didn't know how he'd react.
1200
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,046
He didn't need to
know who I was.
1201
01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,715
I just...
1202
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,487
Wanted him to like me.
1203
01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:54,824
It was going so good, you know.
1204
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,961
Working together.
1205
01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:03,267
Then he kissed me and
got all freaked out.
1206
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,536
I thought I cold just...
1207
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,839
But...
1208
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,714
- Jesus.
1209
01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,951
- It's all fucked up, isn't it?
1210
01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:26,799
- Yeah Tee, it is.
1211
01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:28,092
It's...
1212
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:30,394
It's pretty fucked up.
1213
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:42,006
I want you to talk to someone.
1214
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,808
Professional.
1215
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,410
Okay?
1216
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:48,778
- Yeah.
1217
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,082
- I mean it.
1218
01:05:52,882 --> 01:05:54,660
Do you need me to help
you find someone or...
1219
01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,686
- They got em at student health.
1220
01:05:58,555 --> 01:05:59,689
- Good.
1221
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,211
Colin, listen um,
1222
01:06:21,722 --> 01:06:22,722
Christ, you better come
1223
01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,348
to the conference room.
1224
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,283
Now, okay.
1225
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,672
- This isn't necessary stuff?
1226
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,830
It's what this is.
1227
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,498
Permanent.
1228
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:43,799
Sully...
1229
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:45,678
Mr. McCormack, thank you.
1230
01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:47,471
Please, take a seat.
1231
01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,088
So Colin, this here
1232
01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,347
is Mr. Hanson from legal.
1233
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,983
Apparently we got
a situation here.
1234
01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,123
- Save it Al.
1235
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,702
I quit.
1236
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,166
- Mr. McCormack,
we're only proposing
1237
01:07:11,190 --> 01:07:12,292
a suspension.
1238
01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,045
- These are yours.
1239
01:07:29,904 --> 01:07:31,424
- Colin, you can keep
them if you want.
1240
01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:32,448
- No.
1241
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:35,884
- Come in?
1242
01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:38,587
Please.
1243
01:07:39,433 --> 01:07:40,433
I could use the company.
1244
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,759
Packing is so fucking boring.
1245
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,731
Do you want something to drink?
1246
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,266
- Got any beer?
1247
01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:54,338
- Oh, I can look.
1248
01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,043
Colin, I'm pretty
sure this bowl...
1249
01:08:16,293 --> 01:08:18,662
♪ Where did you come from
1250
01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:22,432
♪ The moment we met
1251
01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,270
♪ You had me spinning
1252
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,939
♪ When you took my hand
1253
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,518
♪ Sound the alarms
1254
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,287
♪ You caught me off guard
1255
01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:35,921
♪ As fast as you came
1256
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,823
♪ Then you were gone
1257
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:39,559
♪ You string me along
1258
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:44,029
♪ With your empty promises
1259
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:49,025
♪ You just keep me hanging on
1260
01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:56,233
♪ You keep me hanging on
1261
01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:03,540
♪ You keep me hanging on
1262
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:08,912
♪ You gotta let me go
1263
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:16,186
♪ Just a hangman on your own
1264
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,709
♪ I can't breathe
1265
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,377
♪ And I can't sleep
1266
01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:34,671
♪ You leave me here
and I'm wondering
1267
01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:38,584
♪ I don't know where
we stand anymore
1268
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,109
♪ You're gone
1269
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,089
♪ You come to me
1270
01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:45,891
♪ You move away
1271
01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,360
♪ You're here last night
1272
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:49,219
♪ But you're gone today
1273
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:54,691
♪ You make me feel that it's
wrong for me to want more
1274
01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:00,506
♪ You tell me you miss
me and then wonder why
1275
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,675
♪ When I give you nothing.
- Are you okay?
1276
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,109
♪ I leave in a spot
1277
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,878
♪ Well why should I
1278
01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:27,333
- See what I mean folks,
1279
01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,034
these liberals have
no sense of humor.
1280
01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:38,468
- Colin, what the fuck.
1281
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,085
Your voicemail is full.
1282
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,711
You don't answer email.
1283
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,315
Are you...
1284
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,797
Colin, I don't know
what to do here.
1285
01:10:57,821 --> 01:10:59,765
- Nobody's asking
you to do anything.
1286
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,325
Go back to L.A.
1287
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,817
- So Tee's gotten
himself expelled.
1288
01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:30,854
Pills and some...
1289
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,623
Altercations.
1290
01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,878
A social worker thinks he needs
1291
01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,146
some in-patient treatment
1292
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,549
and I can't stomach
them shipping him off
1293
01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:52,108
to that whack job
grandfather so...
1294
01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:57,013
UCLA Medical has a program.
1295
01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,617
We're on the 6 o'clock
tomorrow morning.
1296
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:06,423
- The way he would...
1297
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:08,992
Look at me.
1298
01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:14,229
- What?
1299
01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,566
- He would...
1300
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,835
Look at me like...
1301
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:23,006
He wanted to consume me.
1302
01:12:24,641 --> 01:12:25,651
And I wanted that.
1303
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:26,943
I wanted...
1304
01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,312
Something.
1305
01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,292
More, but I got it wrong.
1306
01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:34,551
He wanted a father.
1307
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:37,830
He needed me to be a father.
1308
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,631
And I made him...
1309
01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:39,989
- Colin you didn't know.
1310
01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,233
- I knew it was wrong.
1311
01:12:41,257 --> 01:12:42,959
On some level I
knew it wasn't...
1312
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,159
What he wanted.
1313
01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:45,695
- But he let happen.
1314
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,466
And you can't take
that on yourself.
1315
01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:58,775
He made a choice.
1316
01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,521
He got scared
1317
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,222
and he made a fucked up choice
1318
01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,657
that we are all
gonna have to find
1319
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:06,115
some way to live with.
1320
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,085
Especially Tee.
1321
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,420
- Who are you?
1322
01:13:12,265 --> 01:13:13,265
I don't get it.
1323
01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:14,591
You're being so gentle with him.
1324
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:19,228
- I don't know.
1325
01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,599
He's a good kid.
1326
01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,369
Incredibly fucked up but...
1327
01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:32,241
He's never had anyone looking
out for him, you know.
1328
01:13:34,277 --> 01:13:36,480
And I remember what
that felt like.
1329
01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:40,016
How alone I felt.
1330
01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:46,989
Anyway.
1331
01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,462
- Yup.
1332
01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:56,898
- Listen, I need to
make sure he's packed
1333
01:13:56,922 --> 01:13:58,356
and ready to go.
1334
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:01,170
He's staying with me
at the hotel tonight.
1335
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,715
I know he'd love to see you.
1336
01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,739
- I can't.
1337
01:14:03,867 --> 01:14:05,147
- Colin, you have got to just...
1338
01:14:05,171 --> 01:14:06,085
- No I don't.
1339
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,877
I really don't.
1340
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,084
- You are...
1341
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,954
You're unbelievable.
1342
01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,424
Not everything is
easy, you know, life.
1343
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,970
I know you've managed
to go 40 odd years
1344
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,806
without having to face
that little fact,
1345
01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:29,165
but I never expected this.
1346
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,636
Things get shitty
and you just quit.
1347
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,404
Really?
1348
01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:38,975
Who are you?
1349
01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,822
- And of course you can
follow our columns
1350
01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:52,257
Tuesdays and Thursdays
in the Times Herald.
1351
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,293
Until next time,
I'm Mike Steinman.
1352
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,420
- And I'm Colin
McCormack on The Pulse.
1353
01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:02,626
And I'm Colin
McCormack on The...
1354
01:16:03,827 --> 01:16:06,529
And I'm Colin McCormack
on The Pulse.
1355
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,701
And I'm Colin McCormack.
1356
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,144
- Hey there, this is
Kin Cheng, KCLA News.
1357
01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:20,846
Listen, we were impressed
with your reel
1358
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,481
and the timing couldn't
have been better.
1359
01:17:22,505 --> 01:17:23,983
We got something coming
up pretty quick.
1360
01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,484
So give me a call
as soon as possible
1361
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,052
and I'll fill you
in on the details.
1362
01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,220
Okay.
1363
01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:29,021
I look forward to
talking to you.
1364
01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:31,881
My number is 323-526...
1365
01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,350
- Mr. McCormack?
1366
01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:01,186
Well, I've discussed
it with my colleagues.
1367
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,654
- And?
1368
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,857
- Well, frankly a
little heads up
1369
01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:06,926
would've been appreciated.
1370
01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:10,553
We'd like to really discuss
this with Tee before hand.
1371
01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,856
You understand this is...
1372
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:15,091
Complicated?
1373
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:16,458
- Yeah.
1374
01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:19,829
Yeah, it is.
1375
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,043
- We have a group session
starting shortly.
1376
01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:25,845
I'll ask you to keep
it simple today.
1377
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:29,581
Just, stick to the basics.
1378
01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:32,008
Just, reconnect.
1379
01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,386
And then perhaps you
can come back tomorrow
1380
01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:35,888
for a more in depth session.
1381
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:36,980
Would that work?
1382
01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:38,948
- I'll follow your lead here.
1383
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:42,018
- Thank you.
1384
01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:44,587
I'll be right back.
1385
01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,347
- You're here.
1386
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,185
- I am.
1387
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,824
- I'm glad.
1388
01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:40,743
- Hello.
1389
01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,254
- Oh hi, is this...
1390
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:43,478
- Are you looking for Stewart?
1391
01:19:43,502 --> 01:19:44,156
- Yeah.
1392
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,180
- Can I tell him...
1393
01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,383
You're Colin right?
1394
01:19:47,527 --> 01:19:48,527
- I am.
1395
01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:49,628
You are...
1396
01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:50,652
- Paul, hi.
1397
01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,288
- Hey hon, who is it?
1398
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,125
Well now.
1399
01:19:57,994 --> 01:19:58,994
- Surprised?
1400
01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:00,796
- You think?
1401
01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:03,042
Paul, this is Colin.
1402
01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,901
- I recognized him.
1403
01:20:05,601 --> 01:20:06,601
- He did.
1404
01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:08,371
- So...
1405
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:13,085
- I'm not interrupting, am I?
1406
01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:14,553
- No no, not at all.
1407
01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:16,889
Actually, you are saving
me 'cause Stewart
1408
01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:18,790
is determined to make
me a basketball fan
1409
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,084
and it is not taking.
1410
01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,527
- You're not trying.
1411
01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:23,853
- Whatever.
1412
01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,464
Listen, I should
really be working
1413
01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,866
on my lesson plans anyway.
1414
01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:29,258
So, why don't I leave you
two boys to catch up.
1415
01:20:29,802 --> 01:20:30,802
- You sure?
1416
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,871
- Of course.
1417
01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:32,872
- Okay, thanks hon.
1418
01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:33,896
- Yeah.
1419
01:20:34,174 --> 01:20:35,174
- I'll call you later?
1420
01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:36,198
- That's perfect.
1421
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,667
- It's nice to meet you.
1422
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:40,536
- Likewise.
1423
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,153
- So was that
History Department?
1424
01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,325
Seems like a good guy.
1425
01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:04,126
- He is.
1426
01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:06,795
- Does he live here, or?
1427
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,431
- No, but...
1428
01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:12,101
He is a good guy.
1429
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:17,573
- Oh my God.
1430
01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:20,209
- I know right.
1431
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,855
So what are you doing here?
1432
01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:39,428
- I've been a jackass.
1433
01:21:40,163 --> 01:21:41,764
- I am not gonna argue.
1434
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,433
You okay?
1435
01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,237
- Getting there.
1436
01:21:48,837 --> 01:21:49,837
Yeah.
1437
01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:52,041
- Good.
1438
01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:55,955
Tee's doing better.
1439
01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:57,299
I can get you the
number of the...
1440
01:21:57,323 --> 01:21:58,557
- I already saw him.
1441
01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,416
We're gonna...
1442
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:04,920
Keep talking.
1443
01:22:14,097 --> 01:22:15,398
Stewart,
1444
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:24,207
Why did, why did you
move to Pittsburgh?
1445
01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:30,689
- Jesus Colin, it was 15
years ago, I can't...
1446
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:31,714
- Stewart.
1447
01:22:32,915 --> 01:22:34,617
- That's where the job was.
1448
01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:43,192
Okay, no.
1449
01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:49,265
The shit storm at
Georgetown wore me out.
1450
01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,003
And I missed my friend.
1451
01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:02,545
- I missed you too.
1452
01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:08,117
I know I never said that.
1453
01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:09,724
- We're masters at
not saying things.
1454
01:23:09,748 --> 01:23:10,895
- We're pathetic.
1455
01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:12,988
I'm pathetic.
1456
01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:17,226
So let me...
1457
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:18,994
Say this.
1458
01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:27,203
Having you in my life
1459
01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:30,673
has meant the world to me.
1460
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:33,709
You,
1461
01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:38,314
you are my family.
1462
01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:48,691
- You bastard, you know
I feel the same way.
1463
01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,794
Our son had some issues.
1464
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,372
- So I got a meeting with
the CW affiliate here.
1465
01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:07,676
They're looking for
a weekend anchor.
1466
01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:13,549
You think I might
like California?
1467
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:18,754
- Yeah, I do.
1468
01:24:19,155 --> 01:24:20,189
- I do?
1469
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,934
What, are we married now?
1470
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:24,059
- Oh, shut it.
1471
01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:26,662
I'm spoken for.
1472
01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,212
How about that one?
1473
01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:34,996
He looked like a freight
train out of control
1474
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:36,348
but it was all net.
1475
01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:37,649
Wow.
1476
01:24:37,673 --> 01:24:38,783
One of the highlights
of the night so far.
1477
01:24:38,807 --> 01:24:40,519
And there have been
plenty of them.
1478
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:41,744
Fantastic.
1479
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,313
In case you missed
it, the Tigers...
1480
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,254
- I feel old.
1481
01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:54,757
- Yeah.
1482
01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:58,661
- Well.
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