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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:48,047 Where's the captain, Mr. Spock? 2 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,115 He's out there, doctor. 3 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,083 Out there somewhere 4 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,619 In a thousand cubic parsecs of space, 5 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,487 And there's absolutely nothing 6 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,257 We can do to help him. 7 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,683 Grr! 8 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,675 Do you copy? 9 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,111 Roger. You got it, too? 10 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,278 What is it? 11 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,480 I don't know, captain. 12 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,648 It's at 500 miles inbound real fast. 13 00:01:56,650 --> 00:02:01,120 Whoa! That's not one of ours. 14 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,754 Inbound bogy. 15 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,559 Werewolf flight. Camera's now on. 16 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,629 Whoo, man! Man, is he moving! 17 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,564 Unidentified aircraft, 18 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,434 You are violating strategic air space. 19 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,202 Reduce speed to mach 1. 20 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,771 Descend to 3,000 feet and identify, 21 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,674 Or we will force you down. 22 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,178 Command, this is werewolf leader. 23 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,513 Bogy not responding. 24 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,514 He's walking away fast. 25 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,483 Suggest air national guard attempt intercept. 26 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,418 This is cowboy flight. 27 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,154 I got a lock-on. 28 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,655 Request permission to fire. 29 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,457 You are clear to fire. 30 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,162 Ah! 31 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:46,398 You should have activated the cloaking device! 32 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,634 I cannot remember everything. 33 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,601 It disappeared! 34 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:53,238 He's just disappeared! 35 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,439 Greetings. 36 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,376 You need a room? 37 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:04,977 Correct. 38 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:07,412 Uh... Fill out an application. 39 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,781 Just a form there. 40 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,288 I also seek out technoindustrial sector 41 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:19,258 Where I can purchase two or three simlats of platinum paste. 42 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,994 Oh... This time of night, huh? 43 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,263 Oh... Gee! Let's see. 44 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:28,300 See, I'm kind of new to the area. I don't... 45 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,370 Do you know where I could obtain 46 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,571 A helionizon graphing device? 47 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:36,708 The day guy, he knows this area really good. 48 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,343 I can't help you. 49 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,280 Was this a double occupancy? 50 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,482 Correct. That is my mate. 51 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:47,686 Yeah. Right. You know, I'm sure she is. 52 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:50,789 That's... 53 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,759 That's fine. O.K. 54 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:05,771 Will that be, uh... Cash... Or charge? 55 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,972 Heh? 56 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,608 How are you paying? 57 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,476 We shall remunerate 58 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,478 With metallic tender disks. 59 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,513 Correct. 60 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,948 This is fine. Yeah. 61 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,569 Ha ha ha ha! 62 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:47,412 Hee hee hee hee! 63 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:48,780 Primitive. 64 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,550 We must find one with components 65 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,918 To communicate distress to remulak. 66 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:57,489 The high master will be displeased about the ship. 67 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:57,989 Affirmative. 68 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:01,626 He will surely cut off my plarg. 69 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,060 Aahh! 70 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,795 Do not despair, prymaat. 71 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,030 We will be rescued. 72 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,898 Until then, we must adapt. 73 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,934 When the hydrogen droplets cease, 74 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,670 We will live undetected on earth 75 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,071 Amongst the bluntskulls. 76 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,107 Beldar, how can we live 77 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:17,109 Among the bluntskulls? 78 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:20,545 We will blend in. 79 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,081 my goodness! 80 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,950 Wow! 81 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:29,154 Here's the man that made it happen last match. 82 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:33,558 Aahh! Aahh! 83 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:40,132 Hey, otto, 84 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:43,902 This dude's almost as fast as you are. 85 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,469 Ha ha! 86 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,539 Nah, man. This boy's the best. 87 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,707 Shows up on time, 88 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,808 Gives an honest day's work. 89 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,677 You can't find people like this anymore. 90 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:56,882 These white boys and the brothers show up late. 91 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:57,949 They loaf around. 92 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,052 All they want is a check. 93 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,489 Here is your juicemaster. 94 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,757 For future reference, 95 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,892 Frequent cleaning will prevent 96 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:11,430 Motor wear and accumulation of earth bacteria. 97 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,933 Ha ha ha ha! 98 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:18,970 The boy is good. 99 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,574 If I could find three more like him, 100 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,875 I could retire. 101 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,509 Excuse me. 102 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,846 It's time for midday cessation of activities 103 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,581 For protein-carbo intake. 104 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,949 Take your lunch break. 105 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,684 Lunch, lunch, lunch. 106 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,487 Boy loves to eat. 107 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,123 Lunch, lunch, lunch, 108 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,593 Lunch, lunch, lunch, 109 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,128 Lunch, lunch, lunch, 110 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,831 Lunch, lunch, lunch. 111 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,133 Lunch! Lunch! 112 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,470 Greetings, earthwoman. 113 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,537 Ha ha ha ha! 114 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,072 Time for midday consumption 115 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:54,940 Of mass quantities. 116 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,576 I have reradiated leftover starch disk. 117 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,045 Pizza. I will enjoy it. 118 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:01,847 There. 119 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:02,747 Warning... 120 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:05,083 Do not sear your neck hole 121 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,752 In the molten lactate extract. 122 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,488 Aahh! 123 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,664 Excellent! 124 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,732 The final component 125 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,968 For the intergalactic communicator. 126 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,536 Correct. 127 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:26,137 There. 128 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,672 Perhaps a final tightening 129 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,508 Of spiral dimension fasteners. 130 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,176 Beldar, activate the device! 131 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,277 Address marlax! 132 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,212 Inform him of our situation. 133 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,916 There is no advantage to delay. 134 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,031 Verscrab! 135 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,806 Phone home! 136 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,745 Marlax! Marlax! 137 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,146 Marlax! Marlax! 138 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,116 Marlax! Marlax! 139 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:11,917 Greetings, beldar. 140 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,885 We haven't heard from you. 141 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,688 I'm glad you're still active. 142 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,856 Greetings, marlax. 143 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,190 You've enslaved the planet 144 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,927 And are awaiting instructions? 145 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,629 Mmm... Unanticipated 146 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,997 Failure of mentaglian drive 147 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,600 Caused us to abandon our vessel 148 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,602 In a fluid mass. 149 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,606 When might we expect a rescue vessel? 150 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,840 Rescue vessel? 151 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:36,942 You tahpath! 152 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:40,011 When the high master hears of your failure, 153 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,914 He will not take it lightly. 154 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,715 A star cruiser 155 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,850 Will enter your solar system 156 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,852 In about... Seven zerls. 157 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:51,189 Seven zerls? Seven zerls? 158 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:55,126 Pluget! Remulak! Narpel! 159 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,662 Oh! Oh! 160 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,272 Seven... Zerls? 161 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,911 Beldar, there is something we should discuss 162 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,615 That is far more important than planetary conquest. 163 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,150 But what could be more important 164 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,086 Than planetary conquest? 165 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:25,824 Beldar, I am with cone. 166 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,059 You? 167 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,761 I? 168 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,196 A young one? 169 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,164 Affirmative. 170 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,840 $8,000. 171 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,876 This is the best week I've ever had, 172 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,947 And there's $1,200 for you, beldar. 173 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,048 Thank you. 174 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,350 Beldar, you still haven't given me 175 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,919 Your social security number. 176 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,692 My social security number. 177 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,426 I... 178 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,128 I am sorry. 179 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,696 I keep forgetting. 180 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,930 I need that number. 181 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,732 I got state payroll forms. 182 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,668 You do have a number? 183 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,003 Of course. I am a citizen. 184 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,106 All right. Give me the numbers. 185 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,374 0... 186 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,109 2..5... 187 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,244 6... 188 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:23,682 X... Point...3... 189 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,284 0...B... 190 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:30,055 8...7... 191 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,423 Beldar, you don't have 192 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,692 A social security number? 193 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,226 Correct. 194 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:35,960 Why not? 195 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,863 I am an illegal alien. 196 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,367 I knew you were too good to be true. 197 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,235 Every time I make money! 198 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,403 So where you from? 199 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,738 The planet remulak. 200 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,174 I am fuel survey underlord for... 201 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,142 Never mind. Never mind. 202 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:55,747 Look... We going to work this out. 203 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,484 Your name is donald r. De cicco, got that? 204 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,919 Donald r. De cicco. 205 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:04,255 That's you. D-e c-I-c-c-o. 206 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,925 You were born August 11, 1951, 207 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,993 In brockton, massachusetts. 208 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,829 And your name is what? 209 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,996 Donald r. De cicco. 210 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,467 Your wife's name is mary margaret rowney, 211 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:18,737 Born June 26, 1955, in rhode island, 212 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,472 But you're from where? 213 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,806 Brockton, massachusetts. 214 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,141 You two were married 215 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,443 June 4, 1975, in greece, 216 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,113 Where you met on a fellowship 217 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,881 Following your graduation 218 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,349 From hobart college. 219 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,017 Hobart college. 220 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,119 The man's a wizard. 221 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,787 Everything is in here... 222 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,355 Birth certificates, family names, 223 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,824 School records, employers, addresses, 224 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,326 Grandmother's maiden name, 225 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,095 Not that they'll ask. 226 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:44,963 Hee hee! 227 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:45,964 Most important... 228 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,932 Social security numbers. Name? 229 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,200 Donald r. De cicco. 230 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,368 Nice to meet you. 231 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,203 Welcome to the United States. 232 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,406 Right in there. Up and down. 233 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,950 This is a fine craft. 234 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,986 It can be operated with ease. 235 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,055 Yo, man! Not so close, all right? 236 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,792 It's not that I'm against close, 237 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,193 It's just not my thing. 238 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,962 In america, we got this thing called space. 239 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,966 If you're going to live here and have kids, 240 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,468 Get yourself together. 241 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,836 Buy yourself a car, 242 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,906 Maybe get a hat for that head, 243 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,842 And do something about those teeth! 244 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:31,209 Teeth. 245 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:35,914 Beldar, you know what the key to success is? 246 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:36,948 I do not. 247 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,417 Look good. Be your own boss. 248 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,020 Never get chained to a desk. 249 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,856 In business, take cash only. 250 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,325 Look good. Be own boss. 251 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,928 No desk. Cash only. 252 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,162 You got it. 253 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,398 Got more of that gum? 254 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,866 Of course. 255 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,267 On second thought, 256 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,369 I shouldn't chew and drive. 257 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,905 I might hit something. 258 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,065 I'm really better with english. 259 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,168 All I'm getting is clicking noises. 260 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,069 Clicking? 261 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,070 Clicking? Clicking? 262 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,573 Could you be a lamb and have a seat? 263 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:39,477 Tako uno seatado, por favor. 264 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,047 Hi there. I'll take that. 265 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,316 Mr. Seedling can't see anyone. 266 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,353 He's having one of those days. 267 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,554 Isn't that cute? 268 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,623 O.K., that's not yours. 269 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,562 Bear in mind, these figures are not to scale. 270 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:01,199 I'm suggesting we put these electronic collars 271 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,200 On all the deportees. 272 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,670 Then we bury a wire along the border, 273 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,272 Forming an invisible fence. 274 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,207 The next time this illegal 275 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,143 Tries to enter the country... 276 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,180 Pow! 277 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,182 A jolt he won't forget. 278 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,084 It will send a message 279 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,954 To the rest of the population. 280 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,255 Let's get on this. 281 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,690 Yes. Right away, sir. 282 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,192 Why am I the only one 283 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,295 Who can see the problem? 284 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,262 I don't know. 285 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,197 Everyone else ignores the problem 286 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,467 Hoping it will go away, but it won't. 287 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,169 Not going to disappear. 288 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,203 Maybe I'll give up. 289 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,173 Give up, be like everybody else. 290 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,374 It's not you. 291 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,575 You wouldn't be happy. 292 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,712 Well, that's why I have to give it 293 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,280 Everything I have... 100%. 294 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,182 Everyone thinks it's crazy. 295 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,483 And obsessive. 296 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,619 That I'm a mental case. 297 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,255 Wacko, completely insane. 298 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,190 I have something for you... 299 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,493 That deceased ssi number you flagged. 300 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,162 De cicco. He's back. 301 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,131 It's the tenth job he's taken this month. 302 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,735 Not bad for a guy that was shot to death. 303 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:14,238 "Mr. De cicco" is an appliance repairman 304 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,073 In jersey city. 305 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,409 Let's see. Donald de ciccos one through five 306 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,012 Turned out to be a samoan, 307 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,680 A vietnamese, a sicilian, 308 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,282 A canadian... 309 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,350 And a belgian. 310 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,053 And he skipped back to belgium. 311 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,656 I lost him, eli. 312 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,058 This one I want. 313 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,127 Dr. Rudolph? 314 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,996 This is mr. De cicco. 315 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,298 He wants his teeth capped... 316 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,300 All of them. 317 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,103 O.K. 318 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,473 We'll just take a look. 319 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,377 Hello, mr... Uh... De sicko. 320 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,144 De cicco. 321 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,279 The name is de cicco. 322 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,080 I'm dr. Rudolph. 323 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,450 Can we send for your regular dental records? 324 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,619 When I was a young one, 325 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,789 I chipped a tooth on my rocket sled, 326 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,791 But there were no records 327 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,793 Which we could send from... 328 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,296 Where... I... We come from. 329 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,699 All right. 330 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,667 Now, I understand... 331 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,371 You want to have your teeth capped. 332 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,205 Correct. 333 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,242 Let's just take a look. 334 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,580 And... Open, please. 335 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,723 And close, please. 336 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,732 And open, please. 337 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,305 O.K., we'll start the caps 338 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:58,176 Right about... Here, mr. De fasco. 339 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,677 Cicco! 340 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,414 And open wider... 341 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,284 If you can. 342 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,830 Headrest comfortable? 343 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,765 Fine. 344 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,567 All right. 345 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,703 I'm going to give you some nitrous oxide. 346 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,807 If you feel any pain, let me know. 347 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,684 And breathe. 348 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,371 Beldar! 349 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,305 Beldar! 350 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,275 Mibs! Mibs! 351 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,544 Human authority figures. 352 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:06,911 Mibs! 353 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,847 Mibs! We must egress immediately. 354 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,415 Oh! 355 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,763 They're at the portal! We are scrapnoids! 356 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,666 Oh! Oh! 357 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,400 Open up! 358 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,903 Uh. Oh! 359 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,775 Beldar! 360 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,911 around back! 361 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,481 There they go. 362 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,716 Fast! Fast! 363 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,370 Turnbull! 364 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,239 O.K., no foreign passports, 365 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,507 Letters, correspondence, newspapers, 366 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,743 Nothing to indicate their country of origin, 367 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,813 Except for these mardi gras suits. 368 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,215 Let me see that. 369 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,217 Maybe they're brazilian. 370 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,518 Sir? 371 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,752 It would be better 372 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,754 If that went through me. 373 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,224 He's not in a good mood. 374 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,459 I think I found something, sir. 375 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,929 That symbol also appears on this card. 376 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,265 Let me see that. 377 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,967 Possibly Korean. 378 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:36,667 Possibly. 379 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,537 Have this text analyzed. 380 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,371 Run this. 381 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,906 Look at this filth! 382 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,640 It's filthy. 383 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,976 Human beings don't live like this. 384 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,478 Find out where they're from, 385 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,548 Because wherever that is... 386 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:56,420 I'm seeing to it that they go back there. 387 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,627 La guardia airport, delta terminal. 388 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,327 La guardia. 389 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,031 Do you wish I take bqe, the van wyck, 390 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,466 Or woodhaven boulevard 391 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,635 To the grand central parkway? 392 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,436 There is less traffic. 393 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:12,938 Whatever. 394 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,505 Woodhaven, grand central. 395 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,009 345. Drop-off, la guardia. 396 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,795 Good evening. 397 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:39,964 Greetings. 398 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,766 Greetings, my genetomate. 399 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:42,833 How was your day 400 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,935 Ferrying humans across the grid? 401 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,504 acceptable. 402 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,407 Tips could have been better. 403 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,809 Ahh! 404 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,745 The impending cone prepares 405 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,314 For its emergence. 406 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,381 Ahh! Ahh! 407 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:05,923 It's khoudri. 408 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:06,457 Ahh! 409 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,426 Welcome, my employer and landlord. 410 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,361 Beldar, forgive my intrusion. 411 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:10,928 Rhavi is sick. 412 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:15,099 Can you work the midnight shift, use my car? 413 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:15,833 Most certainly. 414 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,902 This is the last triple shift. 415 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,904 The birth spasm is near. 416 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:24,809 Once again, you have pulled me from the fire. 417 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,446 Beldar, you have been working 418 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,481 Through your slar phase again. 419 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,550 Goz deprivation is not good. 420 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,785 This dwelling is no longer acceptable. 421 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:39,123 It is not good enough for you and our young one. 422 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,626 We must settle in a safer neighborhood, 423 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:43,761 One with better schools 424 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,697 And a stronger local economic matrix. 425 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,532 We are no better off 426 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,134 Than we were two zerls ago. 427 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,636 This ranch-style dwelling is available 428 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,806 At $6,900 down with a 9% fixed-rate mortgage. 429 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:59,643 But how? Our currency stock is insufficient. 430 00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:00,411 Incorrect. 431 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,380 I have been saving. 432 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,117 Ah! I praise you, earthwoman. 433 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,487 Ugh! Aah! 434 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,025 My bluevarp has broken. 435 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,596 The birth spasm has begun. 436 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,499 Aah! 437 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,800 Nothing to this. 438 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,969 Childbirth is an act of nature. 439 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:28,906 Take care of prymaat. We'll get good pictures. 440 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:29,940 Aahh! 441 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:30,941 Ugh! 442 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:31,642 Ooh! 443 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,811 I hate you, beldar! 444 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,913 I hate you! 445 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,416 Aahh! 446 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:53,164 1, 2, 3. 447 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,800 Aahh! Aahh! 448 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,769 Get it off me! 449 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,505 Breathe easy. 450 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,207 O.K., one good push. 451 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,509 Aahh! 452 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,985 It's so cute. 453 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:22,793 Would you like to cut the umbilical cord, mr. Conehead? 454 00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:28,032 No hair. 455 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:31,101 Bring the top of the head up higher. 456 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,472 No, higher... like a point. 457 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,241 We have analysis from lexcon labs 458 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,511 On the card found at the subjects' dwelling. 459 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,214 No known language, script, or characters 460 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,082 Within the foreign catalog. 461 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,151 You're not listening to me. 462 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,721 You see where my hand is? That high. 463 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:51,155 What else? 464 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,858 The lab studied the mardi gras costumes. 465 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,595 They contain fibers with five unknown polymer strands. 466 00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:00,030 Nothing like it anywhere. 467 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,966 So what are they saying? 468 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,734 They're from another planet? 469 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:07,505 That theory has been advanced, yes, sir. 470 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:08,706 This is big. 471 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,541 This is really big. 472 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,008 Uh... Sir? 473 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,577 Should they be from another planet, 474 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,779 Isn't that air force responsibility? 475 00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:17,681 If they're just visiting, sure. 476 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,151 But the moment they try to work here, 477 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,787 They're mine. 478 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,793 Any sign? 479 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,530 No, sir. Nothing yet. 480 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,668 Wait. 481 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,137 Subject vehicle coming your way. 482 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,673 I have him in sight. 483 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,674 Go? 484 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:44,675 No. 485 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:45,676 Go? 486 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:46,677 No. 487 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:47,678 Now? 488 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,279 Go. 489 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,250 Freeze! 490 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:02,893 This isn't him. 491 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,562 What's going on here? 492 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,062 Sir, look. 493 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,597 Where did you get this? 494 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:10,868 From one of the finest men I've ever known. 495 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:11,702 Where is he now? 496 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,238 He moved out a week ago. 497 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,906 I have no word from him. 498 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,009 I wish I had more drivers like him... 499 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,110 Diligent, 500 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:20,778 Punctual, 501 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,047 His cab invariably sweet-smelling. 502 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:26,083 Take him in and check him out. 503 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,051 Check him. 504 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:27,718 Turn around. 505 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,588 Find this insignia, find these illegals. 506 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,289 I'll take that. 507 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,824 Thank you. 508 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:36,927 Sir? Sir, good news from washington. 509 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,729 Your promotion came through. 510 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:39,930 They must have loved 511 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,732 Your electrified border idea. 512 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:42,900 We knew they would. 513 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,002 On-site field enforcement head 514 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:46,303 For the entire southwest. 515 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,838 Assistant deputy commissioner. 516 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,175 That should pay quite a bit more, 517 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,643 Shouldn't it, sir? 518 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,612 An extra $1,500 a year. 519 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,914 Of course I'll take it. 520 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:57,615 Question. 521 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,216 About this de cicco case. 522 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,685 We've invested so many man-hours. 523 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:05,155 Who cares? Let the next guy handle it. 524 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,157 I'm out of here. 525 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:22,206 ♪ When I think back on all the crap ♪ 526 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,909 ♪ I learned in high school 527 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:32,282 ♪ it's a wonder I can think at all ♪ 528 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:39,723 ♪ And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none ♪ 529 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:45,829 ♪ I can read the writing on the wall ♪ 530 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:52,369 ♪ Kodachrome, it gives us those nice, bright colors ♪ 531 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,006 ♪ It gives us the greens of summers ♪ 532 00:27:56,008 --> 00:28:01,078 ♪ Makes you think all the world's a sunny day ♪ 533 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,816 ♪ Oh, yeah I got a nikon camera ♪ 534 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,919 ♪ I love to take a photograph ♪ 535 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:16,894 ♪ So, mama, don't take my kodachrome away ♪ 536 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:24,101 ♪ If you took all the girls I knew ♪ 537 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:27,371 ♪ When I was single 538 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:33,377 ♪ and brought 'em all together for one night ♪ 539 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:41,051 ♪ I know they'd never match my sweet imagination ♪ 540 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:46,924 ♪ And everything looks worse in black and white ♪ 541 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:53,363 ♪ Kodachrome, it gives those nice, bright colors ♪ 542 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:57,201 ♪ It gives us the greens of summers ♪ 543 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:02,840 ♪ Makes you think all the world's a sunny day ♪ 544 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:03,974 ♪ Oh, yeah 545 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:07,444 ♪ I got a nikon camera 546 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:10,047 ♪ I love to take a photograph ♪ 547 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:17,821 ♪ So, mama, don't take my kodachrome away ♪ 548 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,395 ♪ You got the right one, baby ♪ 549 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,131 ♪ Uh-huh 550 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,932 ♪ you got the right one, baby ♪ 551 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:32,136 Ah, the morning consumption of mass quantities... 552 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,905 Gridlike slabs, seared strips of swine, 553 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,073 And flattened chicken embryos. 554 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:40,043 What is a 7-letter word for an egyptian tomb 555 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:43,881 With steeply sloping sides meeting at an apex? 556 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,415 A...Flindar. 557 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,251 Ahh. 558 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,926 Good morning, parental units. 559 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:57,294 Dawn greetings, young one. 560 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,363 What consumables would you like... 561 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,532 Pop-tarts, patties of flesh? 562 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,233 I'm not really hungry. 563 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,034 Just some tang. 564 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:07,504 Tang... the drink astronauts took to the moon. 565 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,206 Astronauts to the moon. 566 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,477 The shop called. Your putter arrived. 567 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,346 Ah, my hawk tru-flex with graphite shaft... 568 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:21,351 A secret of pros everywhere, a truly manly putter. Aah! 569 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:24,154 What have you done? 570 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,022 Nothing. 571 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,024 No? Turn around. 572 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:27,891 Naah! 573 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,827 It's not a real tattoo. 574 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,261 Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable! 575 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,463 It's a decal. Everyone's wearing them. 576 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:37,568 If everyone jumped in a cauldron, would you? 577 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,436 I'm not a little cone. 578 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,305 Maintain low tones with me. 579 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:43,473 Remove it at the hygienic chamber. 580 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,977 You're wearing far too much cheek enhancement. 581 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:50,080 Mom, does my makeup look o.K.? 582 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,415 Don't invoke the approval 583 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,016 Of your other parental unit. 584 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:56,453 To accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, 585 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:59,289 You will remove the decal. 586 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,025 Fine. 587 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:05,362 Beldar. 588 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:09,399 She looked like a common flathrag on payday. 589 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:18,108 I don't know what went wrong with these roses this year. 590 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,610 Maybe I need a gardener. 591 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:22,412 I'm not paying someone to dig in dirt. 592 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:26,583 Larry, I told you to take that to a professional. 593 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,887 You'll save money in the long run. 594 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,589 Should have bought an electric one. 595 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,992 Beldar, is that you? 596 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,360 Correct. 597 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:37,361 Bel. Pry. 598 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,364 Yeah, buddy, you got a minute? 599 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:40,998 Of course. 600 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Damn lawn mower won't start. 601 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:45,903 Would you mind taking a look? 602 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,905 I do not mind. 603 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:48,538 Greetings, lisa. 604 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:51,108 Excellent crop of decorative growth. 605 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,509 You're being nice. 606 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,043 Yes. 607 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,113 Hmm... Standard 3 horsepower internal-combustion 608 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,581 Chlorophyll stalk slicer. 609 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:58,982 There is fuel present? 610 00:31:58,984 --> 00:32:00,450 Yeah, there's plenty of gas. 611 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:04,454 I can't get the damn thing to kick over. 612 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,656 Perhaps you'll join us 613 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,391 For consumption of mass quantities. 614 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:11,561 We'll ignite our new flame pit and char mammal flesh. 615 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,932 That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw. 616 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:19,102 Ahh, coleslaw. We will enjoy it. 617 00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,325 Thanks, bels. 618 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,498 Connie, how are you? 619 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,533 Hi! 620 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,369 Oh, my god! I love it! 621 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,270 I'm so glad! 622 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:57,240 He is so cute, let me tell you. 623 00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,743 Can you see it? 624 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,011 Ha ha ha! 625 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,447 Oh, there's a sale today. 626 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:04,614 Aah! 627 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:07,451 Oh! Oh, this song! 628 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:08,385 Aah! 629 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:15,392 ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to... uhh! Uhh!... Run away ♪ 630 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,495 ♪ I've got to... uhh! Uhh!... Get away ♪ 631 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:23,300 ♪ From the pain you drive into the heart of me ♪ 632 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:26,203 ♪ The love we share... 633 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,405 Sorry. It's not ready. 634 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:29,239 I do not understand. 635 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:32,576 I've returned at the agreed-upon time coordinates. 636 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:35,345 Well, I'm very sorry, mr. Conhead. 637 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,715 Conehead. The name is conehead. 638 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:43,520 Well, uh, look, mr. Conehead, 639 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,621 We got backed up. 640 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:47,624 It took longer than we expected. 641 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,226 Unacceptable. 642 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,394 You've delayed my departure 643 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:53,530 And the events which was to follow. 644 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,767 What reason could you have for such deception? 645 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:59,269 I don't know where you're from... 646 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,805 France. We come from France. 647 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:02,739 Fine, sir. 648 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,409 It'll be ready when it's ready. 649 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:08,311 If you want to sit over there, 650 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:12,115 I'll call you when your car is finished. 651 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,751 I will comply. What choice do I have? 652 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:19,823 You have seized me at the base of my snarglies. 653 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:22,826 Hey... Ronnie. 654 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:24,061 What? 655 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,595 I just have one question. 656 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:31,301 How could it take so long to do a simple alignment 657 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,302 When your garage is equipped 658 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,539 With the proper borg-warner digital hydraulic radiometer? 659 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:40,544 Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer. 660 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,281 O.K. 661 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:54,691 Now, deputy commissioner seedling, 662 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:56,760 Before this committee can recommend 663 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,328 Your appointment to commissioner, 664 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,331 There's several questions regarding your tenure 665 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,467 As mid-atlantic district chief. 666 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,837 Senator, that was a long time ago. 667 00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:09,272 I can't recall everything. 668 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,675 We won't ask about everything, 669 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,277 Just case 889343-b, 670 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:17,447 The so-called... Des... 671 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,715 De cicco. 672 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:19,883 De cicco file. 673 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,585 I do remember that case. 674 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:25,655 In an unsuccessful pursuit labeled by some as excessive, 675 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:26,823 You authorized the expenditure 676 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:30,293 Of $250,000 to apprehend what you believed was 677 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:33,697 An illegal alien from another planet? 678 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,465 A spaceman? 679 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,601 Excuse me. 680 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,839 I never said on the record 681 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,208 I thought they were spacemen, 682 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:47,611 And the case is still open, 683 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:51,281 And I-I feel when we make this apprehension, 684 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:54,751 The expense will be well-justified... 685 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,822 Is what I feel. 686 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,559 I can't believe my appointment's being held up 687 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,261 By the de cicco case! 688 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,328 I know. I know. 689 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,665 I want it flagged at red levels. 690 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,933 Why me? Why me? 691 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:10,634 I don't know. 692 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,403 The system screws the hardest worker. Unfair. Not right. 693 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,239 The politicians don't even care. It's the system. 694 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,608 The phone's ringing. 695 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,843 Rings all the time. 696 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,679 Oh, the phone. I'll get it. 697 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,714 This guy's out there somewhere, 698 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:28,251 And he's going to make a mistake. 699 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:30,287 And when he does, 700 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,622 We'll nail him. 701 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:43,366 I've never dated a girl taller than me before. 702 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,267 Oh, really? 703 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:46,303 I've always been tall. 704 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:46,636 So, 705 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:50,807 Are both your parents from europe, or... 706 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:51,408 Uh-huh. 707 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:54,211 When did they come to america? 708 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,579 Uh, before I was born. 709 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:59,349 Yeah, my grandfather's from the old country. 710 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:00,450 Oh, really? 711 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,818 Which one? 712 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,320 Mmm... 713 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,621 I'm not sure. 714 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,890 One of the big ones. 715 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,458 Oh. 716 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:15,699 Wow! 717 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,301 My mom's the only other woman 718 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,738 Who could take a sandwich like that. 719 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,575 Are you going to eat that? 720 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:26,509 No, no. 721 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,778 You're something special. 722 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,880 You know that? 723 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,485 So, beldar's giving this woman 724 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:36,987 Beginner's driving lessons 725 00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,256 For the fifth time, huh? 726 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,323 That's interesting. 727 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,592 Interesting? Why is that interesting? 728 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,728 I mean, the same woman. 729 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:46,730 Think about it. 730 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,598 The same woman. 731 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,866 It's been my experience 732 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:52,535 The more you think about it, 733 00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:54,437 The more you should worry 734 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,307 Because all men are pigs. 735 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:59,876 Pigs... an omnivorous domesticated hoofed vertebrate 736 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:04,047 That defecates in the same place it consumes. 737 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:04,648 Exactly. 738 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:08,351 You should be very careful with beldar. 739 00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:10,320 He's got that continental accent 740 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:14,491 That some women find irresistible. 741 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:14,993 Aah! 742 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,769 Ha ha ha! 743 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:34,944 I like it when you watch me drive. 744 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,384 Whoops. 745 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:46,323 Watch it, lady! 746 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,958 It's like you've been instructing me 747 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,795 All my life, you know? 748 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:55,498 Yes, it's almost as if you've... 749 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:59,336 Controlled me completely. 750 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:10,814 Beldar, I don't think I'm ready for this test. 751 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:14,918 I can't... oh, listen to me. 752 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,454 I'm o.K. 753 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:21,558 I'm just... Human. 754 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,429 And I'm... Weak. 755 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,369 Gladys! 756 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:33,803 Look at me. 757 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,471 Oh, yeah. 758 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,773 I am your teacher. You are my student. 759 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,843 It's natural harboring feelings for your driving instructor. 760 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:44,848 You must understand nothing can come of this. 761 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,089 58 u.S. Dollars, please. 762 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:56,593 You are one of the finest men 763 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:57,927 I have ever met. 764 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,830 When my species rules this planet, 765 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,633 You will come to no harm. 766 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:04,701 You are wise, 767 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:10,707 But there's a sadness to your wisdom. 768 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,495 Ronnie, don't. 769 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:33,763 Please? 770 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:34,931 Come on, connie. 771 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,734 I've told you how I feel. 772 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:39,769 Doesn't that mean anything? 773 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,171 It means a lot. 774 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:44,441 I pick you up, I take you out, 775 00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:48,144 I bring you home, we say good night. 776 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:48,945 You never kiss me. 777 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:53,116 Is there something wrong with me or something? 778 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,851 Of course not. 779 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,986 It's just... 780 00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:00,523 My parental units. 781 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:06,896 Well, we've never been really affectionate, and... 782 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:11,668 I'm afraid I don't know how. 783 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:13,703 It's easy. 784 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,474 All you do is lean forward and kiss, 785 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:20,076 Like this. 786 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,767 Ronnie, don't. 787 00:41:44,769 --> 00:41:47,170 Ronnie, I am not ready. 788 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,872 Oh, you're ready. 789 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,740 Don't. 790 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,109 Ronnie! Yah! 791 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,269 Greetings. 792 00:42:19,271 --> 00:42:22,839 How was your date with ronnie? 793 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:25,174 Daddy was right. 794 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:28,311 Earth boys only care about one thing. 795 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:30,780 You mean ronnie was behaving 796 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,315 Like a flandap. 797 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:32,949 Flandap? 798 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:35,985 Flandap... an uninvited grasper of cone, 799 00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:37,787 A masher, a hustler. 800 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:40,123 Flandap? 801 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:54,871 Hi, mr. Conehead. 802 00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:58,975 I find you unacceptable. Yes, sir. 803 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:01,711 If I did not fear incarceration, 804 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,714 I would terminate your life functions 805 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:05,915 By applying pressure 806 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,818 To collapse your bluntskull. 807 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,322 Th-thank you. 808 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,594 Don't worry about the flandap ronnie. 809 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,896 You will not see him again. 810 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:22,699 I cannot believe you did that. 811 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:23,900 You've ruined my life. 812 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:27,337 Young one, when we return to remulak... 813 00:43:27,339 --> 00:43:29,005 I don't care about remulak. 814 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:34,777 That stupid star cruiser is never coming anyway! 815 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:38,147 But she said... I-I thought... 816 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:42,285 I will attend to the young one. 817 00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:46,255 Come in. 818 00:43:54,298 --> 00:44:00,236 Connie, I read in a magazine we can talk about anything. 819 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:03,106 Mom... 820 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:07,844 What does it feel like to... 821 00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:09,646 Hone? 822 00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:13,416 For me, the first time, it happened so fast, 823 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:15,284 I hardly knew I had honed. 824 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:19,756 After that, it was more repetition than anything else. 825 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:20,690 Oh, my young one, 826 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:23,826 Your cone is changing, and you feel unsure. 827 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:27,096 How would you know what it's like? 828 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:30,667 You've been married to daddy for so long. 829 00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:33,136 I was a young cone once. 830 00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:34,103 Before I met beldar, 831 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,806 I was very attracted to a thorasian forger. 832 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:41,878 There was no other life force in the universe that mattered. 833 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,248 He got a job at a volcano complex 834 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,716 On some moon. 835 00:44:46,718 --> 00:44:48,284 I never saw him again. 836 00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:51,254 It broke my blood valve chamber. 837 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:52,288 I got over it, 838 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:55,792 And it worked out for the best. 839 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,859 I met your father. 840 00:44:56,861 --> 00:45:01,030 I knew I'd found my true life mate. 841 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,100 I love you, mom. 842 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,768 The currents of chromobonding 843 00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:08,805 Between you and your parental units 844 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,840 Are infinite. 845 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,254 Mib! 846 00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:33,296 Good shot. 847 00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:35,865 So, have you given any thought 848 00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:39,368 To what I said about, you know... 849 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:40,403 Hair? 850 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,471 I do not understand. 851 00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:44,407 Don't pretend it doesn't bother you. 852 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,775 You're a young man. 853 00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:48,478 No reason to be skinny up top. 854 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,014 I'll let you in on a little secret... 855 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,883 Not all my own hair. 856 00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,918 Hard to tell, isn't it? 857 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,220 Only from high altitudes. 858 00:45:57,222 --> 00:46:00,089 Aah! Well, I'll say no more. 859 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,190 Think it over. 860 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:04,026 I'll introduce you to my man. 861 00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:05,027 Hey, mr. Conehead! 862 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:08,364 Way to blast out of the bunker, huh? 863 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,499 It's me... ronnie! 864 00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:14,303 I hope you didn't cut your hand on my car. 865 00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:15,171 I'm fine. 866 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:19,008 Yes, thank you. No problem. Good-bye. 867 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,076 O.K. 868 00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,845 Hey, chubby, come on. 869 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,521 All right, conehead, 870 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:35,958 That puts me four behind you at the turn. 871 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,460 Correct. 872 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:40,329 Hey, mr. Conehead, I'm miserable. 873 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,099 I feel so bad for what I did. 874 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:46,803 It feels like somebody's ripping my guts out. 875 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,838 she won't take my calls. 876 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,009 Hey, kid, I'm not paying you to yak. 877 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:55,144 Buddy? 878 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:58,314 What's with the head? 879 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:04,387 Forget him. He's not a member. 880 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:12,562 That concludes the one-meter competition. 881 00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:16,098 Next will be the three-meter board category. 882 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,401 The first diver... connie conehead. 883 00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:21,037 11/2 flip with a twist. 884 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,873 Head and body enter the water 885 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,409 With minimum splash. 886 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,049 Ahh. Ahh. 887 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,499 Keep it up. You've got one more dive. 888 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:54,237 Diving for union high... gail jensen. 889 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,439 You were great. 890 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,609 I'm sorry about the other night. 891 00:47:59,611 --> 00:48:03,246 I was a real jerk, o.K.? 892 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:06,916 Connie's our best hope for state championship finals. 893 00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:09,118 Correct. We believe this also. 894 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,053 Tell me if I'm wrong, 895 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:15,024 But I haven't seen you at any parent meetings. 896 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,293 What committees are you on? 897 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:17,660 Aah. 898 00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:20,162 We need volunteers for homecoming. 899 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:22,064 Home... Coming? 900 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,600 Coming... Home? 901 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,638 Let's go fight! 902 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,339 Let's go fight! 903 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,475 Hey! Hey! 904 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,092 Hi. 905 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:52,228 Look, I'm sorry if I... 906 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:55,665 No, I mean, I shouldn't have been so... 907 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,199 Hey, it was me. 908 00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:58,567 Sometimes, I just... 909 00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,036 Me, too. Me, too. 910 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:02,138 If I did anything to... 911 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:03,506 Oh, no. You didn't. 912 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,708 I mean... I mean it. 913 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:07,376 Seriously? 914 00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,011 Yeah. 915 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,147 Wow. Glad we talked. 916 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:14,116 And now, parents and students alike, 917 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,485 If you will direct your attention 918 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:19,588 To the sky above the playing field, 919 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,124 You'll be treated to fireworks 920 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,125 Courtesy of beldar conehead, 921 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:28,197 Father of paramus high's own connie conehead. 922 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,302 Careful there, conehead. 923 00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:51,554 Pretty cheap, conehead. 924 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:34,363 Cigar? 925 00:50:41,805 --> 00:50:45,107 Is the light keeping you awake? 926 00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:46,776 No. 927 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:57,253 Ahh. 928 00:50:57,621 --> 00:50:59,755 Your breathing has become erratic. 929 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,724 A torg for your thoughts? 930 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,760 Beldar, are you content with me? 931 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:08,197 Of course. Why would I not be? 932 00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:12,701 Now, I would like to enter my slar phase. 933 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:13,602 Let us suppose 934 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:17,239 For some reason my life function ceased. 935 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,340 What would you do? 936 00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:20,242 I would incinerate your carcass 937 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,379 In the tradition of obedai the obtuse. 938 00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:25,781 Would you find a new genetomate 939 00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:28,717 To bring to our goz chamber... 940 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,753 And propagate? 941 00:51:31,154 --> 00:51:34,123 Ah, my most precious one, I would collapse. 942 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:38,427 I would draw the shades and live in the dark. 943 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,463 I would never leave my slarpad. 944 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:43,666 My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel... 945 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:47,136 And I would die miserable and lonely. 946 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,772 The stench would be great. 947 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,275 Oh, beldar, you have made me very happy. 948 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,378 Yes. I know. Good night. 949 00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,820 Life on earth is good. 950 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:05,521 I agree. 951 00:52:05,523 --> 00:52:09,325 Stability and contentment have been achieved. 952 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,201 Lay by and put about! 953 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:20,703 Lay by and put about! 954 00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:23,339 Return to your port of embarkation. 955 00:52:23,341 --> 00:52:27,176 There's no work for you in the United States. 956 00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:28,744 You have no job skills. 957 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:31,881 You will be a drag on our economy. 958 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:33,415 We appreciate your situation, 959 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,418 But we have our own problems. 960 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:37,653 Thank you. 961 00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:39,355 Phone, sir. 962 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:42,458 Seedling here. 963 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:47,296 Sir, a fax came through on the secure channel. 964 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:48,697 We found him. 965 00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:50,833 Don't toy with me, eli. 966 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,302 It better be real. 967 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,374 Oh! Oh, hello, mrs. Conehead. 968 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,543 I've been meaning to talk to you 969 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:02,878 About the christmas tree lighting ceremony. 970 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,948 We found someone else to head that committee 971 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:09,785 And won't be needing mr. Conehead's services 972 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,387 After all. 973 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,422 If you could thank him. 974 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,892 He will be very disappointed. 975 00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:51,760 I'm telling you, bels, stay on your game. 976 00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:52,661 You could win. 977 00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:55,931 A meaningless piece of metal and wood. 978 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,666 I compete only with myself. 979 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,336 I appreciate the game's physics, control, 980 00:54:00,338 --> 00:54:03,339 And, of course, spirituality. 981 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,308 You're full of it, conehead. 982 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,343 The only reason 983 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:10,546 You're coming to the costume ball 984 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:12,948 Is to win that trophy. 985 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,416 Negative. 986 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,284 If I win, 987 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:18,754 I would accept with limited enthusiasm. 988 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:25,894 Ron. Harv. 989 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,029 Beldar, what's happening? 990 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:30,599 Hey, conehead, what costume are you wearing 991 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,900 To the Halloween dance? 992 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:34,970 I wouldn't tell you, harv. 993 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,388 Eh? 994 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:05,567 "Consume alco-beverage. Come get me!" 995 00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:09,071 Ah! Mai tai! 996 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:11,407 I will enjoy it. 997 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:19,648 ♪ We got a thing 998 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:24,820 ♪ going on 999 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:29,725 ♪ we both know that it's wrong ♪ 1000 00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:30,993 Greetings, earthman. 1001 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:34,063 Huh. Ah, hmm. Ah, huh... 1002 00:55:34,065 --> 00:55:36,732 It is good to hone in places 1003 00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:41,370 Other than our goz chamber before slar phase. 1004 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,771 Who said? 1005 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,740 Good housekeeping. 1006 00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:59,355 ♪ Holding hands 1007 00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:01,724 ♪ making all kinds of plans 1008 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:13,001 What are they doing? 1009 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:16,538 Sounds like they stepped on a cat. 1010 00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:18,474 Convac three. 1011 00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:19,675 Commissioner seedling. 1012 00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:20,542 Go ahead. 1013 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:21,677 We're on him, sir. 1014 00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:24,012 Don't make a move without me. 1015 00:56:24,014 --> 00:56:28,384 We won't move until you get here. 1016 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:34,390 Greetings. 1017 00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:34,857 Hello there. 1018 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:37,659 We stopped by to introduce ourselves. 1019 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:39,528 We're jehovah's witnesses. 1020 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,563 Hello. I am beldar. 1021 00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,499 We attend the kingdom hall 1022 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,433 On coveneck road. 1023 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:47,503 Next to the dry cleaners near 7-eleven. 1024 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:49,138 May we ask you a question? 1025 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:53,909 Do you agree that the world's headed towards a calamity? 1026 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:54,643 Most definitely. 1027 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:59,081 I have direct personal knowledge that this is so. 1028 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,849 May we come in? 1029 00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:01,817 Of course. 1030 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:04,186 Enter. Assume comfort. 1031 00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:06,088 My mate prymaat. 1032 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:08,791 Greetings. Be seated. 1033 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:14,129 So, what do you know of the doom awaiting this planet? 1034 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:19,067 We believe that the end of the world is approaching 1035 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:22,204 And that only 144,000 people will be saved. 1036 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:25,874 I don't believe it will be that many. 1037 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,509 The bible clearly states 1038 00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:28,710 144,000 will be saved. 1039 00:57:28,712 --> 00:57:30,712 That's a very optimistic estimate 1040 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:31,947 Considering the primitive weapons 1041 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:34,950 The earth people will use for their defense. 1042 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,020 Some earth weapons aren't so useless. 1043 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:38,687 Drop it. 1044 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,789 Well, uh, when the time comes, 1045 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:44,626 No weapon of this earth shall avail mankind. 1046 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:45,561 Correct. Correct. 1047 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,963 Where are you from? 1048 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,898 France. We come from France. 1049 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:53,969 But we are american citizens now. 1050 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,838 Do you have proof? 1051 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,039 Proof? 1052 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:57,639 Well... 1053 00:57:57,641 --> 00:58:01,109 I'm going to christina's. We're going to the dance. 1054 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,744 I'll see you there. 1055 00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:06,815 I take it your daughter was born here. 1056 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:10,486 Yes. She is native to your pla... 1057 00:58:10,488 --> 00:58:12,221 Uh, country. 1058 00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:47,589 Scarley matebe meldown. 1059 00:58:47,591 --> 00:58:50,559 Scarley matebe meldown. 1060 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:52,127 Ew! 1061 00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:55,631 Beldar, phone for you. 1062 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:59,635 Tell the caller that I will return his call. 1063 00:58:59,637 --> 00:59:02,671 No, beldar. The big phone. 1064 00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:04,706 The big ph... 1065 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:05,040 Ah! 1066 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:08,577 I hope you humans have enjoyed your visit! 1067 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,779 Come again! You are leaving! 1068 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:12,047 We haven't finished! 1069 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,850 Thank you for coming. 1070 00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:16,952 They didn't buy it. 1071 00:59:16,954 --> 00:59:19,855 You just can't talk religion with some people. 1072 00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:22,824 ♪ Last night I owned aladdin's lamp ♪ 1073 00:59:22,826 --> 00:59:24,326 ♪ I wished that... 1074 00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:24,860 Woo! 1075 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,795 ♪ But it wouldn't answer me ♪ 1076 00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:28,897 ♪ someone came and took it away ♪ 1077 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:32,834 ♪ I looked around, lousy camel's all I found ♪ 1078 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:36,305 ♪ you don't know what we can find ♪ 1079 00:59:36,307 --> 00:59:38,807 ♪ why don't you come with me, little girl ♪ 1080 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,909 ♪ on a magic carpet ride? 1081 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,245 ♪ You don't know what we can see ♪ 1082 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:46,281 ♪ why don't you tell your dreams to me? ♪ 1083 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,050 ♪ Fantasy will... 1084 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:49,251 Connie! 1085 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:52,721 Ronnie will give me a ride home! 1086 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,122 I won't need a ride! 1087 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:57,759 Negative, young lady. We must speak now. 1088 00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:58,827 It is imperative. 1089 00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:02,798 ♪ Oh, enough is enough 1090 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,999 I have good news. 1091 01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:05,367 After zerls of waiting, 1092 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:09,605 Our rescue vessel from remulak is coming tonight. 1093 01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:10,672 What? 1094 01:00:10,674 --> 01:00:11,807 You're going to see 1095 01:00:11,809 --> 01:00:14,309 The joys of your home planet. 1096 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:15,377 I'll tell ronnie. 1097 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:19,348 Irrational! You will tell no one. 1098 01:00:19,882 --> 01:00:23,885 Well, what if I said I don't want to go? 1099 01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:26,622 Oh, my infinitely valuable incarnation, 1100 01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:30,058 Watching you grow up on this savage planet 1101 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,226 Has caused me pain. 1102 01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:32,227 Your young optic receptacles 1103 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:35,964 Never having observed the sacred peaks of arksnap, 1104 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,367 The crater of kuldraf. 1105 01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:39,701 I know. I know. 1106 01:00:39,703 --> 01:00:42,204 And I'm sure it's all great, 1107 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:46,908 And I know that you don't believe me... 1108 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:50,312 But I'm in love with ronnie. 1109 01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:03,425 Daddy, if you really care, 1110 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:06,662 You'll let me say good-bye to him. 1111 01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:08,030 Although my blood valve chamber 1112 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:10,866 Weighs heavily with your feelings, 1113 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:12,834 Tonight, we must remain together. 1114 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,136 You're moving away tonight? 1115 01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:17,072 When you're called to be the driver 1116 01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:19,441 For the president of France, 1117 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:21,176 You got to go. 1118 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:25,080 I have to tell you something really important. 1119 01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:26,114 What is it? 1120 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:29,718 Not here. We have to be alone. 1121 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,253 All right! 1122 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:31,987 The awarding of 1123 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:36,258 The fairfield country club golfer-of-the-year trophy... 1124 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,125 Not so fast, carl. 1125 01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:40,295 For most-improved handicap through the season. 1126 01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:44,866 And the winner is... Beldar conehead. 1127 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:06,221 The daughter and boyfriend are on the move. 1128 01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:21,236 Ronnie. 1129 01:02:21,938 --> 01:02:24,272 Before we do anything at all, 1130 01:02:24,274 --> 01:02:29,244 There's something I have to say. 1131 01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:32,314 I'm different from other girls. 1132 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:36,885 I know. That's why I love you. 1133 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:39,855 Oh, ronnie. 1134 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:55,871 I cannot believe she left after you told her not to. 1135 01:02:55,873 --> 01:02:59,341 I am grounding her for an entire zerl, 1136 01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:01,843 And I mean it! 1137 01:03:16,025 --> 01:03:17,058 Aah! 1138 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:20,962 Senso rings! Where did you get those? 1139 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,298 Under your bed. 1140 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:26,034 Unacceptable! Your cone is too young! 1141 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:29,371 Get up! You're coming to remulak right now! 1142 01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:31,506 I am staying with ronnie. 1143 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:32,574 Maintain low tones. 1144 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,142 Impossible, undesirable, inadvisable. 1145 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:38,280 Then I'm coming with you. I love you. 1146 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,016 Human authority figures. 1147 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:43,885 We must egress immediately. 1148 01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:48,290 It's over, conehead! This is the I.N.S.! 1149 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:51,092 Come out with your hands up! 1150 01:03:51,094 --> 01:03:53,895 You're under arrest! 1151 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:08,443 They're going for it! 1152 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:24,926 Cover him! 1153 01:04:24,928 --> 01:04:27,195 Hold it right there! 1154 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,864 It's the boyfriend. 1155 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,298 The boyfriend. 1156 01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:39,608 Go, beldar! 1157 01:04:40,977 --> 01:04:43,078 Daddy! 1158 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:55,123 Nice maneuver, but it's all over, conehead. 1159 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,057 Beldar. 1160 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,460 That is the jehovah's witness. 1161 01:04:58,462 --> 01:04:59,361 Eh? 1162 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:01,897 Let's cover him. 1163 01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:11,139 Aah! Aah! 1164 01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:39,134 All right, hold on, everybody. 1165 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,677 I love you, ronnie! 1166 01:05:48,679 --> 01:05:50,011 I love you! 1167 01:05:50,013 --> 01:05:53,315 Back in the car, asshole. 1168 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,356 Gorman, let go! 1169 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:05,327 Gorman, gorman, I'm scared! 1170 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:08,563 You're not getting away this time, conehead! 1171 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,699 You're completely surrounded! 1172 01:06:10,701 --> 01:06:14,436 Put the car down! 1173 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,088 This is the ship's captain. 1174 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,190 Secure yourselves into the formflap. 1175 01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:36,392 We'll initiate mentalion surge 1176 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:42,063 When we pass the only moon on this planet. 1177 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:51,439 No problem. 1178 01:06:51,441 --> 01:06:54,209 We have successfully passed their moon 1179 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:59,414 And are preparing now for a mentaglian surge. 1180 01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:42,357 Remulak. 1181 01:08:19,862 --> 01:08:21,463 Conglariat prof, high master, 1182 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:23,498 I know every cone is allowed 1183 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:28,269 But four uses of the patumias pleasure spool, 1184 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,270 And I partook six. 1185 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,273 I realize the error of these actions, 1186 01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:35,410 And I vow they will never be repeated. 1187 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:38,446 I throw myself at your murtax. 1188 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:39,414 Spathee! 1189 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,316 I realize the pleasure spools 1190 01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,618 Are a difficult temptation to resist. 1191 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:48,456 Therefore, you will... Narfle the garthok! 1192 01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:54,329 My god! 1193 01:08:54,663 --> 01:08:57,799 You will survey underlord beldar corhon 1194 01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:02,737 And marlax zanthstram from frodoitfuel administration. 1195 01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:05,840 Kimglub amclab marlax zim beldar. 1196 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:10,745 Ah, beldar, survivor of the wilderness planet. 1197 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:13,481 What offerings do you bring me? 1198 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:14,682 Greetings, revered one. 1199 01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:17,452 Allow me first to present the gift 1200 01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:21,189 Of two living native beings from the planet. 1201 01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:32,300 Do what you want to me, 1202 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:35,236 But I won't apologize for doing my job. 1203 01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:37,739 The u.S. Can't solve the employment problems 1204 01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,307 Of the universe. 1205 01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:41,276 Silence the slave! 1206 01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:43,511 ah! 1207 01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,615 Delightful. 1208 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,919 They'll make a fitting sacrifice to kratnor. 1209 01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:52,687 What else did you bring me? 1210 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:57,292 A multitude of gifts from the bluntskulled civilization. 1211 01:09:58,594 --> 01:10:03,665 A tire iron with four-way lug wrench. 1212 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,667 Oh! Oh! 1213 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:07,902 An owner's manual 1214 01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,338 For a ford lincoln mercury sable. 1215 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,806 Ford lincoln mercury sable? 1216 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:15,476 A personal conveyance named for its inventor 1217 01:10:15,478 --> 01:10:17,812 And a small mammal. 1218 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:18,613 Ah. 1219 01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,350 And a dashboard icon. 1220 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,394 This is all? 1221 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:36,731 Certainly not. 1222 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:42,704 Some chewing gum. 1223 01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:49,277 I am smarfed. 1224 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,845 More than smarfed! 1225 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:52,747 Flarged by this! 1226 01:10:53,916 --> 01:11:00,321 Beldar, come close. 1227 01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:04,726 Close! 1228 01:11:06,295 --> 01:11:09,931 What have you done to your face portal? 1229 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,866 Huh? 1230 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,034 Your trains! 1231 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,036 Excellency, there is good reason! 1232 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:18,740 Beldar lived among the bluntheads so long, 1233 01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:20,041 He had to adapt. 1234 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,576 He altered his trains. 1235 01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:23,478 It's known as bonding. 1236 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:24,779 I don't care! 1237 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:28,883 Here it is known as treason. 1238 01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:30,051 Treason? 1239 01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:32,487 Since it is the festival, 1240 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,588 It's at my discretion 1241 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,457 To settle things in the ancient ways. 1242 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:39,294 Therefore, beldar, you will... 1243 01:11:39,296 --> 01:11:42,363 Narfle the garthok! 1244 01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:45,466 I am no traitor! 1245 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,336 What's a garthok? 1246 01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:57,312 Every zerl since the ancient times, 1247 01:11:57,314 --> 01:11:59,714 When the three moons align, 1248 01:11:59,716 --> 01:12:01,716 The light of the crescents 1249 01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:03,851 Causes a garthok to emerge. 1250 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,353 So, what's a garthok? 1251 01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:07,755 Our seats were up in back. 1252 01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:11,759 These are much better seats. 1253 01:12:38,822 --> 01:12:40,822 That's a garthok? 1254 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,057 You can really see it from this vantage. 1255 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:46,994 These are good seats, marlax. 1256 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:51,132 It is time. 1257 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:56,671 I am laktar, disgraced guardsman. 1258 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:59,374 I'll fight for my honor. 1259 01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:07,515 These are great seats. 1260 01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:11,519 I've learned much from watching the garthok battle. 1261 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:12,387 It has weaknesses. 1262 01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:16,424 When my turn comes, I believe I can take him. 1263 01:13:16,426 --> 01:13:21,396 Uh-huh. Let me know when elvis gets here. 1264 01:13:21,398 --> 01:13:22,897 You're next. 1265 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:30,938 Ah! 1266 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:33,541 This is a first for me. 1267 01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:34,509 You're next. 1268 01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:35,843 No. He's next. 1269 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,545 No. You are next. 1270 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:38,579 He is next. 1271 01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,449 You were ahead of me in court. 1272 01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:45,520 Nothing like a kalgard! 1273 01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:53,027 You're next. 1274 01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:57,799 Daddy. 1275 01:14:08,644 --> 01:14:10,011 Ah! 1276 01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:15,183 Uh! 1277 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,601 Eeyah! 1278 01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:47,081 You call that narfling, beldar? 1279 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:52,119 ♪ Sometimes I feel I want to ♪ 1280 01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:53,254 ♪ Uhh! Uhh! 1281 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:55,022 ♪ Run away 1282 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,157 ♪ I want to 1283 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:57,191 ♪ uhh! Uhh! 1284 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,493 ♪ Get away 1285 01:14:58,495 --> 01:14:59,794 It's a song. 1286 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:02,230 Big hit on earth. 1287 01:15:02,232 --> 01:15:03,030 ♪ Uhh! Uhh! 1288 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:07,134 ♪ Part of me uhh! Uhh! ♪ 1289 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,075 Mib! 1290 01:16:11,934 --> 01:16:13,935 The day is yours, beldar. 1291 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:16,904 You have successfully narfled the garthok. 1292 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,140 A request may be granted. 1293 01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:20,808 I have a request. 1294 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,643 Speak freely. 1295 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:25,112 That I be returned to earth, 1296 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,314 And upon my return, 1297 01:16:26,316 --> 01:16:28,583 I'll conquer the planet earth 1298 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,651 And enslave the bluntskulls 1299 01:16:30,653 --> 01:16:34,755 In the name of my cone heritage! 1300 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:39,193 Very well. Request granted. 1301 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:42,129 I'll take the earth slaves. 1302 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:44,599 You may only take one slave. 1303 01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:48,269 I take seedling, the one with higher office. 1304 01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:49,303 Thank you! 1305 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:51,672 So be it! 1306 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,075 Ingrat. 1307 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,310 Let it be written... 1308 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:57,211 Are you writing this? 1309 01:16:57,213 --> 01:17:00,982 That beldar shall return to the humo-car planet, 1310 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:04,685 Where he shall conquer the bluntskulls! 1311 01:17:13,662 --> 01:17:14,762 This is my festival, 1312 01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:18,132 Yet I speak, and they do not hear. 1313 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,667 No one listens. 1314 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:20,835 They do not realize 1315 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:23,104 The difficulty imposed upon me. 1316 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,271 Power is not easy. 1317 01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:26,907 I sit in judgment and rule. 1318 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:28,976 You have no interior life. 1319 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,212 Let me take care of that. 1320 01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:34,248 He's having a really tough day. 1321 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,284 Thank you. 1322 01:17:44,059 --> 01:17:47,662 Onglat, prevnev, remdrempt, kraftnor... 1323 01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:49,363 Attention all battle unit commanders. 1324 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:53,034 Entering outer atmospheres of target planet. 1325 01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,302 Hold your global ranging positions. 1326 01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:57,171 Arrange mizatym cannon. 1327 01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:00,241 Stand ready for my attack order. 1328 01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:04,979 The star fleet has entered the earth's atmosphere. 1329 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,181 They've entered the earth's atmosphere. 1330 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:10,017 The moment of glory is here. 1331 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:13,120 Really big day for you. 1332 01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:35,209 Landing enabled, arm cannon, 1333 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,744 Verify global target. 1334 01:18:36,746 --> 01:18:40,214 Hold weapons release until my order. 1335 01:18:47,255 --> 01:18:49,490 Warning, warning! Danger to battle fleet! 1336 01:18:49,492 --> 01:18:53,728 Presence of enemy laser gun in satellites detected! 1337 01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:55,262 Eh? 1338 01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,465 Lorbslap! Warning! Warning! 1339 01:18:57,467 --> 01:18:58,899 Danger to battle fleet. 1340 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:00,000 Danger to battle fleet. 1341 01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:03,904 Lorbslap! Lorbslap! Lorbslap! 1342 01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:10,077 Quickly, my family, run, run! 1343 01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:24,925 Your happiness and positive perception of me 1344 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,894 Is vital to my existence. 1345 01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:28,295 Besides, it's not every day 1346 01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:33,100 That a father can give the world to his child. 1347 01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:35,302 I love you, daddy. 1348 01:19:37,305 --> 01:19:39,106 Whoa! 1349 01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:42,543 Beldar's life functions have ceased. 1350 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:46,547 The earth weapons have silenced him. 1351 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:48,449 He died bravely in battle. 1352 01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:51,018 There is no death more glorious. 1353 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:52,186 He will be missed. 1354 01:19:52,188 --> 01:19:55,156 He will walk with the chosen. 1355 01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,857 Super guy. 1356 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,560 I make this proposal to you! 1357 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:02,263 Your life in exchange for a green card. 1358 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:06,333 Agreed. Provided you demonstrate a job skill 1359 01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:08,369 That no u.S. Citizen possesses. 1360 01:20:08,371 --> 01:20:10,271 That presents no challenge. 1361 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:11,071 No objection. 1362 01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:13,974 Good! Move! 1363 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,120 Good evening, mr. Conehead, mrs. Conehead. 1364 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:30,424 Good evening, ronnie. Welcome. Enter. 1365 01:20:30,859 --> 01:20:32,893 You look handsome, yet uncomfortable, 1366 01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:35,362 In your pubescent ceremonial garb. 1367 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:38,399 Yeah. You mean my tux, right? 1368 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:39,033 Correct. 1369 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:42,236 Connie is completing her beautification ritual. 1370 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:44,004 I will summon her. 1371 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,606 Ronnie, 1372 01:20:45,608 --> 01:20:48,375 May I have 55 words with you? 1373 01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:50,878 The frightening statistics of young earthlings 1374 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,914 Mangling themselves in internal-combustion vehicles 1375 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,583 On the night of prom ritual 1376 01:20:55,585 --> 01:20:59,420 Makes me insist that we use maximum safety awareness. 1377 01:20:59,422 --> 01:21:02,389 Return at the predesignated time coordinates 1378 01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:04,592 And in fact, take my car. 1379 01:21:04,594 --> 01:21:05,893 Its reinforced alloy superstructure 1380 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:10,931 Is far superior to that of your rusted-out shit box. 1381 01:21:10,933 --> 01:21:13,400 Gee, thanks, mr. Conehead. 1382 01:21:13,402 --> 01:21:15,536 Hi, ronnie. Hi, daddy. 1383 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:19,573 ♪ You're just too good to be true ♪ 1384 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:23,143 ♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪ 1385 01:21:23,145 --> 01:21:27,648 ♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪ 1386 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:30,117 This is for you. 1387 01:21:30,119 --> 01:21:30,517 Thanks. 1388 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:36,390 ♪ At long last love has arrived ♪ 1389 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:39,159 ♪ I thank god I'm alive 1390 01:21:39,161 --> 01:21:41,128 ♪ you're just too good to be true ♪ 1391 01:21:41,130 --> 01:21:43,931 Present yourselves for image emulsification. 1392 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:48,002 ♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪ 1393 01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:48,602 ♪ Pardon... 1394 01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,672 Say "lactate extract of hoofed mammals." 1395 01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,641 Cheese. Cheese. 1396 01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:56,143 Excellent! 1397 01:21:56,145 --> 01:21:59,680 ♪ The sight of you leaves me blue ♪ 1398 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:02,950 Good night, mr. And mrs. Conehead. 1399 01:22:02,952 --> 01:22:03,951 Good night. 1400 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,419 Good night. 1401 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,087 Night! 1402 01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:11,358 ♪ Please let me know that it's real ♪ 1403 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:14,261 ♪ You're just too good to be true ♪ 1404 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,562 Ah, memories. 1405 01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:18,432 We will enjoy them. 1406 01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:20,701 Ah. 1407 01:22:37,085 --> 01:22:39,420 ♪ I love you, baby 1408 01:22:39,422 --> 01:22:42,089 ♪ and if it's quite all right 1409 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:43,557 ♪ I need you, baby 1410 01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:45,993 ♪ to warm a lonely night 1411 01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:48,162 ♪ I love you, baby 1412 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:52,599 ♪ trust in me when I say 1413 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:55,069 ♪ oh, pretty baby 1414 01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:57,604 ♪ don't bring me down, I pray ♪ 1415 01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:59,006 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 1416 01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,175 ♪ now that I've found you, stay ♪ 1417 01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:04,645 ♪ And let me love you, baby ♪ 1418 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:08,148 ♪ Let me love you 1419 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:12,219 ♪ you're just too good to be true ♪ 1420 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:16,190 ♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪ 1421 01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:20,260 ♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪ 1422 01:23:20,262 --> 01:23:24,064 ♪ I want to hold you so much 1423 01:23:24,066 --> 01:23:28,302 ♪ at long last, love has arrived ♪ 1424 01:23:28,304 --> 01:23:32,072 ♪ And I thank god I'm alive ♪ 1425 01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:36,210 ♪ You're just too good to be true ♪ 1426 01:23:36,212 --> 01:23:41,715 ♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪ 1427 01:23:49,657 --> 01:23:52,226 ♪ I love you, baby 1428 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:54,461 ♪ and if it's quite all right 1429 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:56,263 ♪ I need you, baby 1430 01:23:56,265 --> 01:23:58,365 ♪ to warm a lonely night 1431 01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,601 ♪ I love you, baby 1432 01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:05,606 ♪ trust in me when I say 1433 01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:07,608 ♪ oh, pretty baby 1434 01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:10,277 ♪ don't bring me down, I pray ♪ 1435 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:11,578 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 1436 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:14,081 ♪ now that I've found you, stay ♪ 1437 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:16,383 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 1438 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:21,088 ♪ trust in me when I say 1439 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:23,390 ♪ I need you, baby 1440 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:26,093 ♪ well, will you come my way? 1441 01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:27,394 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 1442 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,396 ♪ now that I found you, stay ♪ 1443 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:33,233 ♪ And let me love you, baby ♪ 1444 01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:37,771 ♪ Let me love you 1445 01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:49,483 ♪ prymaat, you are my conehead mate ♪ 1446 01:24:49,485 --> 01:24:53,654 ♪ But, beldar, we share this human state ♪ 1447 01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:57,691 ♪ Well beyond our own dimension ♪ 1448 01:24:57,693 --> 01:25:01,462 ♪ Not our designed intention ♪ 1449 01:25:01,464 --> 01:25:05,699 ♪ Prymaat, your cone is shimmering in the light ♪ 1450 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:06,600 ♪ Beldar 1451 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:10,204 ♪ I'll fly the senso rings tonight ♪ 1452 01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:13,807 ♪ Don't want to hone my cone alone ♪ 1453 01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:18,245 ♪ You don't have to hone your cone alone ♪ 1454 01:25:18,247 --> 01:25:21,448 ♪ Could never hone my cone alone ♪ 1455 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:25,185 ♪ You'll never have to hone your cone alone ♪ 1456 01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:28,589 ♪ The senso ring's revolving ♪ 1457 01:25:28,591 --> 01:25:32,559 ♪ All the measure of things evolving ♪ 1458 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:37,197 ♪ The moons of gleepse are all glistening ♪ 1459 01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:41,635 ♪ The blinds of love are lifting ♪ 1460 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:45,672 ♪ I'll never understand this planet ♪ 1461 01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:49,843 ♪ The way these humans love to ram it ♪ 1462 01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:53,680 ♪ I much prefer the senso rings ♪ 1463 01:25:53,682 --> 01:25:57,751 ♪ And all the timeless joy they bring ♪ 1464 01:25:57,753 --> 01:26:02,322 ♪ My conehead love is interstellar ♪ 1465 01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:05,659 ♪ Oppenheimer, edward teller ♪ 1466 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:09,730 ♪ Our home on remulak is distant ♪ 1467 01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:13,734 ♪ My cone control has low resistance ♪ 1468 01:26:14,235 --> 01:26:17,838 ♪ Don't want to hone my cone alone ♪ 1469 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:22,676 ♪ You don't have to hone your cone alone ♪ 1470 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,712 ♪ Could never hone my cone alone ♪ 1471 01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:28,882 ♪ You'll never have to hone your cone alone ♪ 1472 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:32,719 ♪ The senso ring's revolving ♪ 1473 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:36,523 ♪ All the measure of things evolving ♪ 1474 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:40,827 ♪ The moons of gleepse are all glistening ♪ 97936