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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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Before we start rounds,
Dr. Frost
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has a very special
announcement.
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I certainly do.
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Today,
we are piloting
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a new program
to improve emotional support
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for our patients.[elevator dings]
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I'd like to introduce you
to our newest volunteers.
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CAROL:
Oh!
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[chuckling]
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These intrepid canines
will accompany you
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to visit patients
who have expressed
an interest in meeting them.
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And who have been medically
cleared for the visit,
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since dogs are unsanitary and
don't belong in a hospital.
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Just my opinion.
[chuckles]
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I'll leave you
to it.
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Have fun working
with your dog-tors.
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[laughs]
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I was thinking it,
but I didn't say it.
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Mm.
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This is so great.
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You know, research shows
that a therapy dog visit
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can really benefit
an anxious patient.
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Research also shows
that dogs aren't doctors.
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Nowadays, you stick
a vest on a dog,
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and, suddenly,
it can go anywhere.
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Okay, there's a difference
between that
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and a real service animal.
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All I'm saying is,
I was at a restaurant
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and a "real service animal"
stole my hamburger.
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I'm a cat person.
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I like an animal
that bends you to its will.
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All right,
we have actual humans
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who'd like our attention, too.
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Interns, let's move.
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Dogs, let's move.
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♪
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[beep]
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Oh, good, Macy.
You've already met
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one of our therapy dogs.Yeah.
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Finnegan's great.
He's a nice distraction.
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Keeping me chill.Oh, really?
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Sounds like he's being
very helpful.
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LEXIE:
Oh, yeah. I see
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he's already attached
her heart monitor leads.
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Oh, you didn't do that?
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'Cause you don't
have thumbs
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and you're just a dog?Mm-hmm.
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So, I understand you were
admitted from the ER
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this morning for
acute tendonitis?
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Yeah, I played tennis yesterday.
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And then, last night,
my arm started
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swelling
and cramping.
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It still hurts.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, I can see the swelling.
Still fairly pronounced.
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The ER doctor was concerned
that she isn't responding
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to ibuprofen.Mm.
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Ooh, your lymph
nodes are swollen.
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Were you ill recently?
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I had strep throat.When was that?
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Last week, but I had a Z-Pak
and it cleared up.
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Okay. Well,
we'll schedule an MRI
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and find out what's going on.
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Can Finnegan stay?
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Yes. He can also sit,
roll over
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and if there's any squirrels
in the room,
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he will find them.
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Mm.
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Seems like she's
really responding to Finnegan.
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I know you don't think
dogs are helpful,
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but I read about a woman
who was having a heart attack
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and her Pomeranian
called 911.
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Lexie?
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Huh?
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Yeah. 911's great.
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Easy to remember.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Because that's more
than your usual level
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of disinterest
in my stories.
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Yeah, it's... nothing.
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Come on. What is it?
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I was just thinking
about Macy's swelling,
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plus her recent strep.
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It made me think of acute
compartment syndrome.
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ACS?
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That's very rare.Yeah.
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You're right.
Stupid idea.Wait, hold on.
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Are-are you thinking that
because of the strep infection?
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Yeah, if it spread
to her arm,
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it could be causing
the swelling.
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I mean, if you're right,
that's very serious.
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Maybe we should check
the pressure on her arm.
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But, again,
it's so rare.
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I don't want to put her
through a painful test
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just based on
my dumb hunch.
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It's not dumb.
Let's just check.
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Hey, Macy, listen,
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we're concerned
that the swelling
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in your arm is affecting
your circulation.
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So we just wanted
to run a little test.
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It's gonna hurt
just a tiny bit.
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Okay.
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So, take a deep breath.
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One, two, three.
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42 mmHg.
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I'll call Surgery.
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Wait, what?Listen, Macy,
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your strep has
spread to your arm,
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and the infected tissue is
cutting off circulation.
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You're gonna be fine,
but we have to get you
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to the OR immediately.
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Patient is a 45-year-old man
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admitted with chest pains
and light-headedness.
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We tested for a heart attack
and pulmonary embolism,
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but both tests
came back clean.
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His vitals are normal,
so our plan is to discharge.
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Oh. Well, Gordon,
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we hope you've enjoyed your
stay at Loyola Memorial.
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We know you have many options
when it comes to medical care,
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and we appreciate
you choosing us.
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I feel like a flight attendant.
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Take care,
Gordon.
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Actually, I-I probably should
have brought this up earlier,
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but I've also been feeling
pretty nauseous.
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Oh. How long has
this been going on?
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Well, it started
a few days ago at the gym.
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I mean, usually, just the idea
of going to the gym
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makes me sick.
[chuckles]Mm-hmm.
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But then I got nauseous
picking up groceries
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and then again golfing
w-with my wife and her dad.
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Mm. Very interesting.
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Wait, have you
felt a dull pain
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in the arch of your
foot and your ear?
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Actually,
a little of both.
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Ooh. Very interesting.
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You know, I'm gonna consult
with my colleagues.
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Uh, if you do need to vomit,
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try not to do it
near Noodles.
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She'll eat it.
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Well, I think it's pretty clear
what Gordon's ailment is.
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It is?
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Yes. He has appendic...
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Gall...
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Kidney...
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I don't know either.
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Well, this is a fantastic
exercise in medical deduction.
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Since the patient
is in no immediate danger,
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I'm gonna give you one hour
to figure out
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what Gordon's ailment is.
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And we can run
whatever tests we want?
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Mm, no tests.
Everything you need
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is either in this chart
or in that room.
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[gasps] Like a
medical escape room.
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I've never done one,
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because I'm not a total nerd.
[chuckles]
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I love them.
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Yeah! 'Cause
they're so much fun!
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Ah,
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the hour begins now.
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60, 59:59,
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59:58, 59:57--
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You know what,
I'm just gonna set a timer.
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The surgeons
are predicting
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that Macy will make
a full recovery.
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Great work.
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Did you hear that?
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Not decent, not pretty good,
not even full good-- great.
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Well, most new doctors wouldn't
have made the diagnostic leap
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to acute compartment syndrome.
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Most new doctors
didn't.
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It was all Dr. Gilani.
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If you think I am not buying
her a hot chocolate,
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you're crazy!
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Carol, stop it.
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It was a team effort.
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Okay,
you two.
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Take the compliment
and move on.
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Pfft.
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More people
have won the Super Bowl
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than have gotten a compliment
from Dr. Jacobs.
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You're a hero.[sighs]
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No, I'm not.
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Come on.
You saved a woman's arm.
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This girl deserves
a cheering section.
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Okay, Dennis,
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when I say "Lexie,"
you say "did it."
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Lexie!
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Lexie!
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Can we move on?
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I don't want to make
a big deal of it.
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If you don't broadcast
your successes, who will?
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Dennis?
Doesn't sound like it.
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Unless...
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Lexie!
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Come on!
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Carol, I said I don't want
to make a big deal of it.
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Let's just drop it.
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Did it! Did it!
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I could tell she wasn't in the
mood, but I love a good cheer.
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All right, let's solve
a medical mystery.
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Dr. Frost said it's obvious
and he mentioned ears,
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so let's start there.
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Hey, Gordon.
We are gonna figure out
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what's wrong with you in...
58 minutes.
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But if you don't do it
in that amount of time,
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you're still gonna keep trying,
right?
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Sure, sure, sure.
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He has no external signs
of infection.
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Light seborrheic dermatitis.
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[chuckles, snorts]
Kind of pointy.
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Hey!
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It's not like your ears
are so great.
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Buzz cut was a bold move
on your part.
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All right.
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Ear canals look normal.
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Uh, hey, Gordon,
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have you had any
vision problems recently?
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A little, yeah.
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But now I only have eyes
for Noodles.
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What about headaches?
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Now that you mention it,
I have had some headaches.
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[chuckles]: Oh, Caleb, get ready
to escape in record time.
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Chest pressure,
headaches, vision issues?
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Gordon has giant cell arteritis.Of course.
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Now all we need to do
is confirm
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his lymph nodes are swollen,
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and they feel...
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completely normal.
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So, not giant
cell arteritis.
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I'm not a doctor,
but could it be
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small cell arteritis?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
Thanks, Gordon.
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Uh...
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Oh, what's this?
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Blue nail beds.
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It's COPD.
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Y-Yeah, actually,
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my pen broke.
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So, blue.
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And you're just
telling us this now?
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Gordon, when we asked if
there was anything else
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we should know, you didn't think
to mention that your pen broke?
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I didn't think it was relevant.
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Are you a doctor?No.
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That's right.
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We'll decide what's relevant.
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Listen, um, I'm sorry
if I said something back there.
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No, we're cool.
Really.
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I was just thinking
I would tap out for the day.
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Tap out?
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You mean go home?
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We can't do that.
We're doctors.
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Today was just really intense.
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It was.
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You want to talk about it?
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Oh. No.
[chuckles]
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The Gilanis are not
"talk it out" people.
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We prefer inappropriate jokes
and isolation.
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Fine. Don't talk to me.
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Although you should,
262
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,624
because I am
universally lauded
263
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,844
for giving
excellent advice.[sighs]
264
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,019
But if you're
feeling stressed,
265
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,890
you know,
there's things you can do.
266
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,588
Right, like drink water,
get plenty of sleep
267
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,067
and eat vegetables.
268
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,373
Steal drugs
from the supply closet.
269
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,766
[gasps]
Carol![chuckles]
270
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,855
That's me being inappropriate.[chuckles]
271
00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,334
Nice one.[chuckles]
272
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,858
Listen,
273
00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,121
remember when we were
at orientation?
274
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,689
You made fun of me
for listening, but they told us
275
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,081
about a Doctor
Wellness Center.
276
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,128
I mean, they
probably have resources--
277
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,782
somebody to talk to,
278
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,959
a quiet place
to meditate, a massage chair.
279
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,483
Plus, it's nice to see
how many other doctors
280
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,398
are dealing
with the exact same thing.
281
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,705
That sounds good.
282
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:23,144
But so does sitting
in a room by myself.
283
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,885
I'll bet they have snacks.
284
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,582
What are the chances
you give this up?
285
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,931
Zero.Fine.
286
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,630
And trust me,
as soon as we walk in there,
287
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,633
the feeling of wellness
will just wash right over you.
288
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,287
Oh, yeah.
289
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,333
Yeah, baby.
290
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,117
I see what you mean, Carol.
291
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,815
I feel better already.
292
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,208
Now, where should
the healing begin?
293
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,211
On this treadmill from 1982?
294
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,344
Or in this box of trash?
295
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,650
Oh, I know.
296
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,434
By that pile of mouse feces.
297
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,568
Okay, Lexie,
I-I'm disappointed, too.
298
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,787
You know,
they really made this place
299
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,441
sound much nicer at orientation.
300
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:03,010
Clearly, I'm the only person
that's needed to come here
301
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,360
in the past 10,000 years.
302
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,668
Look, I-I'm sorry, Lexie.
303
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,408
I'm just trying
to make you feel better.
304
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,672
Well, I feel worse.
305
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,717
Great idea, Carol.
306
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,719
My first idea was hot chocolate.
307
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,721
I'm gonna get you hot chocolate!
308
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,427
Where's Lexie?
309
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,038
Not here.
310
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,344
But do you know who ishere
311
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:37,174
and wuvshot chocowate?
312
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,700
Hands off. Lexie earned this.
313
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,484
[sighs]
314
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,269
I can't say no to that face.
315
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,662
You can have mine.
316
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,620
Anyway, have you seen her?
317
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,231
She's not responding
to my pages.
318
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,450
Mm-mm.Dr. Kenney,
319
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,496
the dog that was with
your patient in 416
320
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,019
is missing. Where is it?
321
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,847
So some shenanigans happen
in the hospital,
322
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,719
and you assume
I have something to do with it?
323
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,721
Uh, yes.
324
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,071
That's fair.
325
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,681
You and Dennis
need to find it.
326
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,466
What? But it's cocoa time.
327
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,381
Oh.
328
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,383
The hot chocolates are
getting in the way?
329
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,645
Here.
330
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,647
I'll take them. Find the dog.
331
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,434
EKG is normal.
332
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,957
Regular intervals.
333
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,785
There's something
we're not seeing.
334
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,569
Hey, you guys
are blocking the TV.
335
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,093
Do you mind
scooching a bit?
336
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,574
Wait a second.
337
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,794
You mentioned
that you'd been to the gym.
338
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,187
Oh, yes!
339
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,493
A gym is a cesspool of
viruses and staph infection.
340
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,844
It's basically a toilet
with treadmills.
341
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,412
Yeah, a-actually,
I-I kind of exaggerated.
342
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,414
The gym is my garage.
343
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,853
It's just a ThighMaster
and a bag of sand.
344
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,073
Oh! Didn't you also mention
345
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,640
you felt your symptoms
at the supermarket?
346
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,076
Were you in the produce aisle?
347
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,427
Those misters are basically
E. coli fountains.
348
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,820
They are?
349
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,779
Wow, I might have gotten some
in my mouth
350
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,084
when I was shaking out
the romaine.
351
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,390
Do you think it was the romaine?
352
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,522
Hey, Gordon, pro tip:
353
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,350
next time you walk into a
hospital, do us all a favor
354
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,787
and announce that
you've eaten romaine.
355
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:13,096
[groans] Yeah, but E. coli
generally presents as fever.
356
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,143
15 minutes, gents.
357
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,104
Wait, I got it.
358
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,715
Gordon, have you
urinated blood today?
359
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,326
Um, no.
360
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,372
Gordon, why can't you
just urinate blood?
361
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,419
Finnegan!
362
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,942
Finnegan! Here, boy!
363
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,944
Finnegan?
364
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,859
[sighs]
365
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,731
You know, I can't stop
thinking about Lexie.
366
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,777
I hope she's okay.
I mean,
367
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,779
I just wish
she would get back to me.
368
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,477
It's like she
doesn't want to be found.
369
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,002
Dennis, I got to go.
370
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,049
So I guess it's just me
looking for the dog?
371
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,053
Finnegan?
372
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,408
Hey, Lexie.
373
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,237
Everything okay?
374
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,849
Yeah, I'm great.
Why do you ask?
375
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,894
Oh, I don't know. Just...
376
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,896
looks like you've stolen
a service dog,
377
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898
and you're hiding
in a basement room
378
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,465
that smells
like an old diaper.
379
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,251
You know what?
380
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,297
I'm just gonna join you
down there.
381
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,343
[exhales]
382
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,348
[grunts]
383
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,611
Huh.
384
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,657
It's much wetter
than I expected.
385
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,227
Time's almost up.
386
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,663
Frost will be back any second.
387
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,404
Are you an IV drug user?No.
388
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,493
Have you eaten
blowfish recently?No.
389
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,582
Are you allergic
to peanuts?The food or the comic?
390
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,411
Gordon, thin ice.
391
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,240
Actually,
I am allergic to peanuts.
392
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,894
What does that mean?
393
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,591
Nothing.
394
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,811
And time.
395
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,900
Do you have a diagnosis?
396
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,512
Looks like neither of you
escaped this room.
397
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,818
And, Gordon,
for you to escape the hospital,
398
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,256
I'll need to confirm
mydiagnosis
399
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,172
by performing
a cardiac catheterization.
400
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,913
Okay. What is that?
401
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,741
Well, we insert a thin,
hollow tube
402
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,092
through a blood vessel
and pass it up to your heart.
403
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,528
We go in through the groin.
404
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,572
I made it all up!
405
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,139
What?!
406
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,361
I was trying to get out
of dinner with my in-laws.
407
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,886
Dude, you let me
do a rectal exam.
408
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,323
You haven't met my in-laws.
409
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,455
Mm.
410
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:38,111
You don't deserve Noodles.
411
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,939
Wait, how'd you figure it out
so quickly?
412
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,723
Well, first, I noticed
413
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,943
that his wife's
emergency contact number
414
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,422
had a Florida area code.
415
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,773
Now, when in-laws visit
from Florida,
416
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,950
they don't come for a day.
417
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,473
It's been ten days.
418
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,344
Mm-hmm.
419
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,955
Why did you ask
420
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,565
about the arches of his feet
and his ears?
421
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,523
Well, there are no diseases
that cause pain
422
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,308
in the feet and the ears.
423
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,006
Outside of his in-law-itis,
424
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,313
Gordon is what we call
a malingerer.
425
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,923
So,
426
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,664
you mean, he's trying to stay
in the hospital?
427
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,318
Mm, it's more common
than you think.
428
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,668
So, next time, before you run
a bunch of expensive tests,
429
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,018
consider if the answer
is right in front of you.
430
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,455
I'm sorry, but you understand.
431
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,457
In-laws are stressful.
[chuckles]
432
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,981
Can I stay the night?
433
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,332
Gordon, for goodness sake,
434
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,507
just say it's a work trip.
435
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,510
Book a hotel room
like a normal man.
436
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,952
I-I was gonna walk away
from our patient.
437
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,954
That woman
could've lost her arm.
438
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,042
But she didn't.
439
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,304
[sighs]
Only 'cause you were there.
440
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,915
This job is crazy pressure.
441
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,526
Yeah, it's a big difference
from med school
442
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,963
where you just practiced
on dummies you couldn't kill.
443
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,922
Oh, I killed a dummy once.
444
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,403
Put her on a radiator,
and its head melted off.
445
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,449
See, that's why
I never would have guessed
446
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,406
anything was bothering you.
447
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,452
You're always
cracking jokes.
448
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,497
That's just always how
I've dealt with things.
449
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:01,890
It's easier to laugh.
450
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,500
And honestly, feelings?
451
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,719
Lame.
452
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,460
Well, that's the thing
about getting old.
453
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,245
You realize you have to deal
with your feelings.
454
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,638
I thought the thing
about getting old
455
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,466
was not liking your neck.
456
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,035
That's a big one, too.Hmm.
457
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,775
We were working
together today.
458
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,213
How is this not
getting to you?Oh, it is.
459
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,866
I guess I just have
more practice
460
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,086
dealing with
intense situations.
461
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,175
Like life or death?
462
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,395
Have you ever been afraid of
accidentally killing someone?
463
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,354
Have you ever brought an infant
home from the hospital?
464
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,009
No.
465
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,403
But I'll admit, when I walk
through the maternity ward,
466
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,579
it is tempting.
467
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,972
You know, maybe
I'm not thrown by this
468
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,279
'cause I've already been
through so much in my life.
469
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,673
Faced pressures,
experienced failures...
470
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,458
Like your marriage.[sighs]
471
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,851
That's fine.
472
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,767
If that helps you get
through this, make your jokes.
473
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,249
And I promise, I will be here,
and I will listen.
474
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,425
I will also pretend
that they're funny.
475
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,863
Wow. Solid burn, Carol.
476
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:02,864
Mm-hmm.
477
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,431
Thanks.
478
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,042
And, you know, this place
is definitely not gonna help
479
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,696
with any of this.
480
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,872
But you know what will?
481
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,353
Aw, I thought maybe
we could all use this.
482
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,355
It's been a stressful day.DANIEL: Yeah.
483
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,880
Today, Dr. Sommers and I
couldn't even diagnose nothing.
484
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,882
I really need a hug.
485
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,579
May I?
486
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,931
These dogs are
way more effective
487
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,151
than the Wellness
Center, aka the place
488
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,153
where hope and
spiders go to die.
489
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,201
We need better resources
than a haunted storage closet
490
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,724
to deal with the stresses
of this job.
491
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,725
FROST:
Agreed.
492
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,900
When I was an intern,
493
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,206
if you had any emotions,
494
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,251
you were just supposed
to stuff them down
495
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,079
until your heart exploded.
496
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,516
I lost two of my best friends.
497
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,388
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
498
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,650
To investment banking.
499
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,481
Wow, I really thought
I was the only one.
500
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,612
You're not the only one.
501
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,136
You're just the first
in your class.
502
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,311
You'll all go through it.
503
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,573
That's why it's important
504
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,923
you rely on your fellow interns
for support.
505
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,142
Very true.
506
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,926
They understand
what you're going through
507
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,319
better than anyone else.
508
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,711
That's a great idea.
509
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,844
You guys must be under
a lot of stress, too.
510
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:13,195
Sure, you're here for us,
but who's here for you?
511
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,544
I don't think
dogs get stressed.
512
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,068
Clearly, someone has
never seen Scooby-Doo.
513
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:22,378
Well, wecan
support each other.Deal.
514
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,250
Ah! I found the dog.
[chuckles]
515
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,558
He was in the alley
behind the dumpster.
516
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,082
He fought me a little,
but, uh, I cornered him.
517
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,346
[laughs]Dennis,
518
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,390
that's not a service animal.
519
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,218
I think you found a stray dog.
520
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,137
I may need one of you
to give me a tetanus shot.
521
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,890
Gordon, what are you
still doing here?
522
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,761
Oh, I'm gonna be out
of your hair in two seconds.
523
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,110
Just getting a quick snack.
524
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,331
Wait, aren't you
allergic to peanuts?
525
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,900
This ought to keep me here
through the weekend.
526
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,469
No, no, no, no, no, no!No, no, no, no!
527
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,213
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