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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:02,962 Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola... 2 00:00:03,031 --> 00:00:04,196 So, what's going on? 3 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:07,767 You need to know another man is courting my niece. 4 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:08,844 Really? 5 00:00:08,903 --> 00:00:11,103 But I am still on Team Bob. 6 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:12,505 Have a lovely day. 7 00:00:12,573 --> 00:00:15,341 Good Lord, that is a beautiful man. 8 00:00:16,344 --> 00:00:17,710 You and this guy 9 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:20,980 have a lot more in common than you and I ever will. 10 00:00:21,049 --> 00:00:22,615 And you probably 11 00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:24,350 should go for it. 12 00:00:24,419 --> 00:00:26,285 I should go for it? 13 00:00:26,354 --> 00:00:28,921 Yeah. I mean, if it makes you happy. 14 00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:30,890 So you just throw in the blanket. 15 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,291 Towel. 16 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,626 Don't correct me. 17 00:00:33,695 --> 00:00:35,828 And do not tell me how to live my life. 18 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,296 Look, I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying 19 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:39,031 to be supportive. 20 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,367 When you care for someone, you fight for them. 21 00:00:41,436 --> 00:00:43,069 You don't just give up. 22 00:00:49,377 --> 00:00:50,509 What have you done? 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,311 The right thing. 24 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:53,946 Bob is the better man, 25 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:56,549 and I stand by him no matter the consequences. 26 00:01:00,156 --> 00:01:01,187 Come on in. 27 00:01:01,255 --> 00:01:03,355 Thank you. 28 00:01:04,955 --> 00:01:06,736 _ 29 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:14,467 Hello. 30 00:01:15,837 --> 00:01:17,770 Little help? 31 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:21,707 Bathroom. Bobby? 32 00:01:21,776 --> 00:01:23,042 Anyone? 33 00:01:23,111 --> 00:01:25,044 Hello? 34 00:01:25,113 --> 00:01:27,046 Come on! 35 00:01:27,115 --> 00:01:29,115 Somebody! 36 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:33,252 Hello? 37 00:01:34,233 --> 00:01:35,509 May I help you? 38 00:01:57,422 --> 00:01:59,259 _ 39 00:02:02,696 --> 00:02:03,705 Is she all right? 40 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:07,302 Yeah. Half an Ambien, and it never happened. 41 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:09,304 I helped myself to some tea. 42 00:02:09,372 --> 00:02:10,939 I made you a cup, as well. 43 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,440 Thanks. 44 00:02:12,509 --> 00:02:14,642 You know, I never really drank this stuff 45 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:16,244 before I met Abishola. 46 00:02:16,313 --> 00:02:19,514 Nigerians. We love our tea. 47 00:02:19,582 --> 00:02:21,316 Hey, we got it from the British. 48 00:02:21,384 --> 00:02:23,918 That and syphilis. 49 00:02:24,749 --> 00:02:26,788 They also gave you that goofy-ass game. 50 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:28,122 What's it called? Cricket. 51 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,024 Don't mock cricket! 52 00:02:30,093 --> 00:02:32,460 - It is a game of kings. - Sorry. 53 00:02:32,529 --> 00:02:36,164 It-It's like baseball, but with big-boy pants. 54 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,500 - My mistake. - It was. 55 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:41,970 Yeah. You hungry? 56 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,138 Oh, I shouldn't eat this late. 57 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,307 I-I get the acid reflux. 58 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:47,382 Yeah, me, too. 59 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:50,178 What's on the menu? 60 00:02:51,715 --> 00:02:55,717 Ooh, meat lovers. That would include me. 61 00:02:55,785 --> 00:02:57,685 Coming up. 62 00:03:00,023 --> 00:03:03,291 Tunde, I'm really sorry for getting you in trouble. 63 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,827 You should be. If I knew you were going to give up, 64 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,029 I would have not been your Deep Throat. 65 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:09,831 My Deep Throat? 66 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:13,901 Richard Nixon, Watergate. Read your history. 67 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:17,305 I was just doing what I thought was best for Abishola. 68 00:03:17,374 --> 00:03:20,208 I already told you what was best for her. You. 69 00:03:21,018 --> 00:03:23,244 Are we sure about that? I mean, come on. 70 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:26,981 I'm a 50-year-old white guy shaped like a honey baked ham. 71 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:28,816 Is that how you sell socks, 72 00:03:28,885 --> 00:03:30,651 with the self-pity and the whining? 73 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,186 Hey, my socks sell themselves. 74 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,521 They're the best in the world. 75 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:35,790 You are the best in the world. 76 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:37,392 I appreciate that, but... 77 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,427 Say it. 78 00:03:40,456 --> 00:03:42,463 - Tunde... - Say it. 79 00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:44,532 I'm the best in the world. 80 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,234 Say it like you mean it. 81 00:03:46,302 --> 00:03:47,802 - I'm the best in the world. - More. 82 00:03:47,871 --> 00:03:49,103 I'm the best in the world. 83 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:51,039 - Again. - I'm the best in the world! 84 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,775 Will you two shut the hell up! 85 00:03:53,843 --> 00:03:55,410 - Sorry. - Sorry. 86 00:03:56,985 --> 00:03:58,777 _ 87 00:04:03,453 --> 00:04:05,753 - Is that him? - Yes. 88 00:04:08,358 --> 00:04:11,426 That is a sexy pharmacist. 89 00:04:11,494 --> 00:04:15,063 I'd like to take him twice a day on an empty stomach. 90 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,132 Kemi, please, don't. 91 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:19,434 Don't what, be happy for you? 92 00:04:19,502 --> 00:04:22,036 I am just here to pick up a prescription. 93 00:04:22,105 --> 00:04:25,540 You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to me. 94 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,092 - Bringing you was a bad idea. - Next. 95 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:29,377 Too late now. 96 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:33,081 Abishola, good to see you. 97 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,615 Good to see you, too, Chukwuemeka. 98 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,217 This is my friend Kemi. 99 00:04:36,286 --> 00:04:38,252 Kemi, this is Chukwuemeka. 100 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,587 Nice to meet you. 101 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:41,022 And you, too. 102 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:43,091 And may I say, the shape of your head 103 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:45,159 is very pleasing. 104 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:48,830 Thank you. 105 00:04:48,898 --> 00:04:52,049 Uh, yes, I am picking up a prescription for Dorothy Wheeler. 106 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,367 One minute. 107 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,172 Oh, what pleasures lie beneath that smock? 108 00:04:58,241 --> 00:04:59,250 Shh. 109 00:05:00,205 --> 00:05:01,809 Ah, here it is. 110 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:03,544 I know, as a health care professional, 111 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,746 you do not require consultation, 112 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:09,784 but should you need me, I am available 24/7. 113 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:13,087 That's all the hours and all the days. 114 00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:15,323 I know what it is. 115 00:05:16,659 --> 00:05:19,327 In the meantime, is there any possibility 116 00:05:19,395 --> 00:05:20,795 I could take you out to dinner? 117 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:22,430 Tonight, perhaps. 118 00:05:22,499 --> 00:05:24,532 Tonight? Ah. 119 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:26,567 Actually, I was planning to spend time 120 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:27,768 with my son tonight. 121 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:30,204 I will spend time with him. 122 00:05:30,273 --> 00:05:32,106 I cannot ask you to do that. 123 00:05:32,175 --> 00:05:34,909 You don't have to. I insist. 124 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:37,111 But I promised to help him with his homework. 125 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:40,181 All you do is yell at him. How does that help? 126 00:05:43,096 --> 00:05:44,685 I guess tonight would be fine. 127 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:46,487 Wonderful. 7:00? 128 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:48,923 Perfect. 129 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:50,091 I'll see you then. 130 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,160 Oh, I still owe you for the prescription. 131 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:56,364 It's just the co-pay. My treat. 132 00:05:57,404 --> 00:05:59,066 Thank you. Bye-bye. 133 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:00,868 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 134 00:06:01,905 --> 00:06:05,206 - Oh, my God, he covered the co-pay! - Shh. 135 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:07,325 _ 136 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:10,144 Mmm. 137 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:12,113 This is delicious. 138 00:06:12,182 --> 00:06:13,581 Where did you learn to cook? 139 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:16,217 In Nigeria. Children there are expected 140 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:17,718 to do many household chores. 141 00:06:17,787 --> 00:06:20,421 Did you have to carry water on your head? 142 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:24,025 Our water came from a faucet. 143 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,060 Oh, good for you. 144 00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:29,964 And unlike your Detroit water, we could drink it. 145 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,133 Oh, snap. 146 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:33,534 And what about you? 147 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,870 - Uh, did you have to work as a child? - Sure. 148 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:38,873 I was a babysitter, a waitress. 149 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:40,408 I worked for my dad. 150 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:42,543 You know, he was the first guy in Detroit 151 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:44,545 to sell Japanese cars. 152 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:47,181 Oh, people hated him. 153 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,783 I spent a whole summer 154 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:51,519 hosing dog poop off Datsuns. 155 00:06:52,331 --> 00:06:53,888 You never told me that story. 156 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:55,623 'Cause you never asked. 157 00:06:56,759 --> 00:06:58,292 But Tunde did. 158 00:06:58,361 --> 00:06:59,927 I did. 159 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:01,596 This man knows more 160 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:03,898 about me than you do, and he's only been here a day. 161 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:06,234 Not even. 162 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,736 Really? Feels like longer. 163 00:07:09,772 --> 00:07:10,905 Uh-uh. 164 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:12,873 Uncle, what are you doing here? 165 00:07:13,624 --> 00:07:15,509 Ask your auntie. 166 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:17,812 They got in a big fight, and he slept here. 167 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,181 Scared me so much I almost wet myself. 168 00:07:21,947 --> 00:07:23,417 Likewise. 169 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:26,120 Again, I am so sorry. 170 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:27,588 Oh, you were only trying to help. 171 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:30,115 More than we can say for Sleeping Beauty over there. 172 00:07:31,124 --> 00:07:32,193 That's funny. 173 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,462 Because you were sleeping. 174 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,300 Hey, uh, any chance you and I can talk about, 175 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:41,736 you know, what we need to talk about? 176 00:07:43,973 --> 00:07:45,673 I'm sorry, I have to work. 177 00:07:47,076 --> 00:07:49,343 Uh, okay. Later, then. 178 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:51,512 Oh, Bob... 179 00:07:51,581 --> 00:07:52,813 I know. 180 00:07:52,882 --> 00:07:55,049 What happened to "I am the best in the world"? 181 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:56,917 Was I supposed to say that to her? 182 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:58,386 Well, it's better than, uh... 183 00:07:58,454 --> 00:07:59,920 "Can you and I talk about, 184 00:07:59,989 --> 00:08:03,257 you know, what we need to talk about?" 185 00:08:04,661 --> 00:08:07,194 Is that really what I sounded like? 186 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:09,797 You are a little nasal, honey. 187 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:12,833 I got to get to work. You need to be somewhere? 188 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:14,302 No, he needs to be right here. 189 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,670 Do you play gin rummy? 190 00:08:15,738 --> 00:08:17,138 A penny a point. 191 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,440 How about a dime? Make it hurt. 192 00:08:19,509 --> 00:08:22,910 Ooh, aren't you already in enough pain? 193 00:08:22,979 --> 00:08:24,478 Ah, trash talk. I love it. 194 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,049 Bobby Socks, go run and get Mommy's cards. 195 00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:32,000 _ 196 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:42,463 Hey, fellas. 197 00:08:43,352 --> 00:08:44,999 - E karo, Mr. Wheeler. - E karo. 198 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:47,201 Yeah, yeah, karo. 199 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,769 Everything okay here? 200 00:08:48,838 --> 00:08:51,205 - Yes, sir. - Jim-dandy. 201 00:08:52,307 --> 00:08:53,574 God bless you guys. 202 00:08:53,643 --> 00:08:56,110 - God bless you as well, Mr. Wheeler. - God bless you, sir. 203 00:08:56,179 --> 00:08:58,312 Yeah, maybe. 204 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:00,881 Are you okay? 205 00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:03,117 Don't worry about it. 206 00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:05,886 If the company is in trouble, you will tell us, right? 207 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:08,689 The company's fine, doing better than ever. 208 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:11,692 How are things with you and the beautiful Abishola? 209 00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:13,728 Aw... 210 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:18,264 _ 211 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:19,844 _ 212 00:09:19,845 --> 00:09:21,451 _ 213 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:25,364 _ 214 00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:27,354 _ 215 00:09:27,355 --> 00:09:30,255 - _ - _ 216 00:09:34,124 --> 00:09:35,623 _ 217 00:09:36,048 --> 00:09:38,211 _ 218 00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:40,780 _ 219 00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:48,896 Hmm. Look who came home with his tail between his legs. 220 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:52,600 My tail is in the air, wagging proudly. 221 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,403 I just got off the phone with Ogechi, 222 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:58,406 and her son is taking Abishola to dinner tonight. 223 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:00,307 That's nice. 224 00:10:00,376 --> 00:10:01,876 The Red Lobster, 225 00:10:01,944 --> 00:10:04,578 where she can have all the popcorn shrimp she can eat. 226 00:10:05,248 --> 00:10:06,257 It's not true. 227 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,082 They made me stop. 228 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:11,128 What are you doing? 229 00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:13,621 Dottie won't take a check. 230 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,756 Dottie? Bob's mother? 231 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,091 And my friend. 232 00:10:17,937 --> 00:10:19,226 Is that where you have been? 233 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:21,595 Yes. And I'm going back. 234 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,431 Why? 235 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:26,534 Because she is nice to me. 236 00:10:26,602 --> 00:10:29,537 And I'm down $280. 237 00:10:29,605 --> 00:10:30,905 What?! 238 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:33,282 _ 239 00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:35,743 Don't worry about the prices. 240 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,378 Order whatever you want. 241 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,614 - Thank you. - I pay off my credit card every month, 242 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,617 - so the sky is the limit. - Okay. 243 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:47,388 As long as the sky is under $2,500. 244 00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,900 So, here we are. 245 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,302 Yes. 246 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:04,004 - May I ask you a question? - Of course. 247 00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:07,441 Do you like Zach Galifianakis? 248 00:11:09,078 --> 00:11:11,278 I do not know who that is. 249 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:12,646 He's an American actor. 250 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,114 Very funny. 251 00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:16,617 He made one movie where he drank so much alcohol 252 00:11:16,686 --> 00:11:19,153 he could not remember what happened the day before. 253 00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:21,856 So the movie is about alcoholism? 254 00:11:23,092 --> 00:11:24,992 Yes! 255 00:11:26,496 --> 00:11:30,164 It was so hilarious, they made it over and over again. 256 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:34,201 - Can I interest you in a glass of wine? - We'd better not. 257 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,470 We don't want to forget our wonderful date. 258 00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:38,105 I'll have a glass. 259 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:42,443 - White? Red? - I don't care. Just bring something. 260 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:47,257 _ 261 00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:51,992 Oh, this is helpful. 262 00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:57,364 Well, hang in there. You can still come in second. 263 00:11:57,433 --> 00:12:01,201 If I want to be mocked, I will go home to my wife. 264 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:04,038 So this whole blowup is about Bob 265 00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:06,173 - and Abishola? - It's not just that. 266 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:09,510 It's years of having my opinions dismissed. 267 00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:12,012 Mm. Sounds like you just want to be heard. 268 00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:13,881 That is exactly right. 269 00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:15,082 All right. Go ahead, then. 270 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,216 Let's hear them. 271 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:17,317 Hear what? 272 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,053 Your precious opinions. What are they? 273 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,856 Well, I don't have them now. 274 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:26,026 Then why are you being such a big drama queen? 275 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,495 King. Drama king. 276 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:32,232 But I do think that Bob is the better man for my niece. 277 00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,868 Of course he is. He's the best guy in the world. 278 00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,470 That's what I keep telling him. 279 00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:39,006 His whole life, he's been bashful around women. 280 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,308 And public pools. 281 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:43,310 Well, I understand that. 282 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,046 I swim in a T-shirt. 283 00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:48,682 - Hello? - In here! 284 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,851 Maybe you can give him a pep talk. 285 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,187 He is a white man with money. 286 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,090 God already gave him a pep talk. 287 00:12:56,887 --> 00:13:00,327 We're still doing this? Okay. 288 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:01,995 Hey, come. Sit, join us. 289 00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:03,163 Yeah. 290 00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,765 Play cards with old people, 291 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,701 get a sneak peek at the rest of your life. 292 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,170 Thanks, but, uh, I think I'm gonna call it a night. 293 00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:11,939 All right. Sweet dreams. 294 00:13:12,007 --> 00:13:13,607 Dottie, did I mention that my niece 295 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:17,277 is on a date tonight with a Nigerian pharmacist? 296 00:13:17,346 --> 00:13:18,812 Is that so? 297 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,015 Yes, at the Red Lobster near the civic center. 298 00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:25,853 A-According to Google Maps, one could drive there in 14 minutes, 299 00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:29,256 or two hours walking. 300 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,526 Don't wait up. 301 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:33,727 Subtle. 302 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:36,029 I thought so. 303 00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:37,123 Gin. 304 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,933 You are like a witch. 305 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,481 You know, these bibs are ours to keep. 306 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,717 That's nice. 307 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,135 Are you enjoying your lobster? 308 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,038 Very much. But I think I'm getting full. 309 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,074 That's because you ate too many popcorn shrimp. 310 00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:05,836 Maybe. 311 00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:08,078 You did. I was counting. 312 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,383 - Oh, no. - Hey. 313 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,051 What are you doing here? 314 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,587 I'm sorry to interrupt. I just got to say something. 315 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,955 You look familiar. 316 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,258 You're in the Midwest, pal. Lot of guys look like me. 317 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,694 All right, listen. You didn't want to talk to me in private, 318 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,063 - so we're gonna do it in public. - No, we are not. 319 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,599 I'm here because I want to be with you. 320 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,501 Bob, please. You are embarrassing me. 321 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,703 - Me, too. You should leave. - You're right. 322 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,104 I should. 323 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,541 Abishola. 324 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,044 You're way out of my league. 325 00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:43,347 You're funny, smart, gorgeous 326 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,217 and you know how to cut through all my BS with just a look. 327 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,752 Yeah. Like that one. 328 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,555 I-I know you and I don't make any sense. 329 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,058 We're like ice cream for breakfast. 330 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,193 It doesn't seem like a good idea, 331 00:14:57,218 --> 00:15:00,431 but if it makes you happy, why not? 332 00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,268 Ice cream for breakfast? 333 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,936 It's a metaphor. 334 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,571 Technically, it's a simile. 335 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,740 All right. 336 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:14,445 Anyway, that's my sales pitch. 337 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,612 Enjoy your dinner. 338 00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:20,884 Okay. He had his chance. 339 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,619 Now is my turn to speak. 340 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,823 It does not have to be. 341 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,159 Abishola, what I am about to say 342 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,463 will be at times both funny and moving. 343 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,832 More wine, please. 344 00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,535 Gin. 345 00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:42,006 I'm beginning to think these cards are marked. 346 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,975 Possible. Or maybe you just suck. 347 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,113 Saved by the Chinese food. 348 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,121 You're not my egg roll. 349 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,523 - Come home. - Why? 350 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,026 What do you mean, "why"? That is where you belong. 351 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,995 I belong where my thoughts and feelings are appreciated. 352 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,730 Thoughts and feelings? 353 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,466 What is wrong with you? 354 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,635 - Tunde, who is it? - My wife. 355 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,605 - Olu? Invite her in! - No! 356 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,473 I'm tired of being pushed around! 357 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,641 Just do it! 358 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,710 Please, come in. 359 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:25,682 I know what you're thinking, but we were just playing cards. 360 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,053 I couldn't jump his bones if I wanted to. 361 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:33,257 I'm sorry my husband has imposed on you, but we'll be going now. 362 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,627 I'm not an imposition, I am an invited guest. 363 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,129 You're an ATM machine is what you are. 364 00:16:39,984 --> 00:16:42,366 Please, both of you, sit down. 365 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,377 You're mad at Big T, aren't you? 366 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,511 Who is Big T? 367 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,713 Tunde. 368 00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:01,085 This is the first time I'm hearing it, but I like it. 369 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,154 Well, then, yes. I'm very mad at Big T. 370 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,255 Yeah. 371 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,591 You have no idea how lucky you are. 372 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,725 Lucky? 373 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,597 Olu, I was married 374 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:15,399 to my husband for 26 years, and mad at him for 27. 375 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,368 27? 376 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,370 He pissed me off when he died. 377 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,273 But I'd give anything to yell 378 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,510 at that dumb son of a bitch one more time. 379 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,545 I don't understand. 380 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,682 Well, think of it this way. 381 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,351 You and Tunde 382 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,621 are like cellmates serving a life sentence. 383 00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:40,624 Inevitably, there's going to be times when you want 384 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,627 to stick a shiv in his ribs. 385 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,629 But you don't. 386 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,564 And that's love. 387 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,704 I have missed you. 388 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,672 - Okay. - Tunde! 389 00:17:58,091 --> 00:17:59,476 I have missed you, too. 390 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,836 Better. 391 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,150 Perfect timing. That's the Panda Palace. 392 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,653 - Tunde? - I'm going. 393 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,324 You've got a good one there. 394 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,728 I do. Now give me the cards. 395 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,796 I need to win back some of this money. 396 00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,340 _ 397 00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,243 Wait, you showed up at the restaurant? 398 00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:30,111 I thought it would be romantic. 399 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,446 I think it's sweet. 400 00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:33,248 I think it's stalking. 401 00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:34,749 Well, it doesn't matter. 402 00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:37,285 She found somebody better, life goes on. 403 00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,521 On the bright side, she's Mom's primary caregiver, 404 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:41,890 so you get to relive your shame every day. 405 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,091 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 406 00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,128 Who is that helping? 407 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,132 Good morning. 408 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,401 - Hey. - Morning. 409 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:56,938 Bob, look who it is. It's Abishola. 410 00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,940 Take a hike. 411 00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:01,809 Because you want to make another weird, pathetic speech? 412 00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:03,678 - Go. - Okay. 413 00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:05,013 Bye. 414 00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,415 That was a three-dollar muffin. 415 00:19:11,154 --> 00:19:13,588 I'm really sorry about last night. 416 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,256 You should be. 417 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:17,692 I didn't mean to embarrass you. 418 00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:19,193 You embarrassed yourself. 419 00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:20,695 Well, regardless, 420 00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:22,363 I stand by everything I said. 421 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,632 Good to know. 422 00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:28,036 Here. I brought you breakfast. 423 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:36,077 Ice cream? 424 00:19:38,114 --> 00:19:41,015 Enjoy. I'm going to check on your mother. 425 00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:49,812 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 28515

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